(Rejoice Perverts! It's here! Enjoy!)
Passing through boundaries of life and death. Rollercoaster through the firmament!
Gazing at this grim dark night from the horizon!!!
(At this point I am more interested in talking about certain someone's mustache than anything else...)
(Mustache is op! Its power level is over 9000!)
(See? Mustache give him power!)
My name is Ma Yingxiong, a new Security Officer
Today, something extraordinary happened to me
I've been punished to kneel on a keyboard for over 10 minutes
Of course, this is not the reason why I am shocked but...
because two "S" Class Beauties are fighting over me
Also known as Cat fight!
What!?!? Who would fight over you?!
Can you repeat what you just said
I was just kidding Miladies...
Men! So shameless!
Ying Xiong, from now on I am talking to you telepathically
One is Innate level in Foundation, other is Advanced Level in Chi
With such pathetic training levels, you dare to stay so high profile showing off your spirit powers brazenly?
Looks like she noticed already...
Ying Xiong
Remember what I told you during our first training session?
Cultivation can be divided into Chi, Foundation, Essence, Celestial, Transcend and Divinity stages.
Each Stage in turn can be divide into Innate, Mid, Advanced and Pinnacle Levels.
Just the difference between each Level is significant
Unless you have a much more powerful artifact to even the odds, you will die for sure
When faced with such an opponent, you will be lucky to even escape with your life
You're not communicating telepathically are you?!
This woman's level is Foundation Advanced. She has the advantage in Cultivation Level
We don't stand a chance even if we fight together
Run first! I'll keep her busy!
I'll catch up later, go first!
Are you done flirting? Now die!
How lovey dovey!
Perfect, the more lovey dovey
The more I want to...
kill you!
(Yes yes you perverts, what you're waiting for! rejoice!)
Flames hidden in depths of abyss!
(Noob Fire!)
Protective Barrier!
Curses! I can't hold on much longer!
Ying Xiong, you must escape! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Mu Zi you must hurry and catch up!
We haven't started our Dual Cultivation
(Duh it's your f**king fault you dumbass!)
Wait a minute!
With such a huge difference in strength, how is she going to escape?
Mu Zi, you.... (She should've let you die)
Oh it's began...
As expected, nothing is more wonderful than this!
Ru Yue (X2), my precious disciple
Once you complete your mission. I shall have a taste of your blood!
And soon I will be breaking through Essence Innate Level! Ahahahahahahahahaha
(Blah blah blah Magic Barrier)
Damn it! The difference in level is too great!
(I guess this is a lot less lewd than Comics too bad perverts ahahahahahahaha)
Why bother to resist with such little power? Oh the scummy man left you and ran. At least you can blame him!
No, I don't blame him at all
You should be hate him so much in your heart that you can feast on his flesh and bones right now!
Someone like you will never understand
Tough talk, then I'll kill you first!
This is the end for me I guess...
Mu Zi!
Is it raining?
So warm
M-Mu Zi
Ying Xiong why you come back? (Because plot demands it because I have plot armor)
You couldn't have escape... why did you lie to me just now?
Do you think I...
can bear to let you die in this place alone?
(and soon MC overprivilege Package benefits will arrive and turn the situation around)
Mu Zi, the man you marry in the future must be someone who can take care of you, comfort you and
when someone is bullying you, he must also be the first to come out and protect you!
not let any harm comes to you!
Warm and gentle like this tree
Ying Xiong
Mu Zi (pet pet)
Ying Xiong!
I'm glad I met you!
Mu...
Ying Xiong (x2) hang in there!!
Don't worry, I'll send you to keep him companied!
(It was his fault anyways. PS: Can I change his name to Dumbass? It's just as lame as Ying Xiong anyways)
Is this place "that world" (Afterlife)
(no, this is part of the benefits of having the Overprivileged MC package you dumbass!)
Young friend came to this place by accident
I guess you must be in a life and death pinch right now
Senior are you Bull Head or Horse face? (Chinese Shinigami)
I am Li Xuan Zi
Xuan Zi?
Sounds and looks pretty cute heheheheh....
Meeting here by chance is the workings of fate
Let me give you a hand...
Getsuga Tenshou!!! (Sorry can't help it!)
W-Wait!
Senior, is the weapon you holding called Dark Heavens?
What are you saying? Wait, you actually know this sword?!
and you are emitting the same spirit power as me...
Yet you do not possess any Li Clan blood in you...
You should be one of my descendents' cultivation lover
Mu Zi told me about one of her Clan's founders who torn the Universe to create the Godly Artifact Dark Heavens
Could it be him?
I'll report Mu Zi's name and see how it goes...
Greetings, I am Mu Zi's husband
Li Mu Zi
So you are indeed my descendent's Cultivation Lover, very well, it is fate that we meet let me give you a hand
He really is a Senior...
T-This is...?
This is Chaos Universe Beads. There are a total of 3 levels
It is something I gotten by chance hundreds of years ago
I left something in the Beads which might be of help to you
I am left with very little power
I can only neutralize the death your physical body is facing
and have a time limit of 1 minute
I still have a question senior!
You will obtain the power once you leave this place
Cya
What I want to ask is how to use the beads!!!
Ying Xiong! (X2 can I change his name to Dumbass?)
Then I'll kill you first!
(See? Plot Armor! Can't touch this! Feel like breaking into a song now...)
What is this?! (Plot Armor Duh!)
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