Hey everybody, so I guess from the title of this video, you can tell what we're doing today.
I have a giant box of sex toys and we're gonna go through it.
They told me that they sent me a bunch of new things and also one really weird thing,
so I'm really curious what's in here.
If you can't tell, this video is sponsored by Adam and Eve.
So if during this video, you see anything here that you like, or you just wanna get
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So, let's look at some sex toys.
Haha, okay, so the very first thing on the top of this box is a heavy-duty position master.
Is this appropriate?
Can I show this on YouTube?
I think everything's covered.
I think we're fine.
Take your fetish fantasy to the next level by challenging your physical limits with the
heavy-duty position master.
Simply place the harness over your shoulders and snap the adjustable strap below your chest.
This looks intense.
The sturdy thigh cuffs clip right next to the harness, positioning your legs at the
perfect angle for a hard pounding while holding your legs firmly in place so that they don't
tire when things are heating up.
Damn, I don't know what to say about this.
I didn't even know this kind of thing existed.
It's just like a -- just like some straps to hold you in place while you're getting fucked.
I mean, I feel like you could just keep your legs apart normally, but like, you know, if
you wanna get kinkier, there you go.
Alright, let's see if we can figure out this, uh, this thing.
This one, you need a rocket scientist to figure out how to put this on.
I am definitely gonna get stuck in this.
How does this?
I think this is the closest we're gonna get.
I'm glad most of this is not on camera.
I bet when you subscribed to this channel, this isn't what you were expecting.
Damn, I'm impressed with myself.
I got into this.
I wonder if I can get out.
Um, okay, yup.
Alright.
What is this?
The SugarSak, infused with BioShield 75 technology.
The most unique storage solution created to safely store all your sexual health items
and romantic pleasure gear.
That's more innocent than I was expecting.
It's just a bag to put all your sex toys?
Aw man, now I have a really fancy slick bag that's totally not conspicuous at all, and
people will come to my room and be like, "What's that?"
And I'm like, "NOT SEX TOYS."
It's okay, at this point my room is just like 80% sex toys, so.
Alright, what should we do next?
Ah, this one.
Okay, it's another massager.
If you haven't seen the other videos I've done with Adam and Eve, I'm just a huge stan
for wand massagers.
I've said this in every single video and I'm gonna keep saying it but, um, I don't care
if you have a penis or a vagina, you should have a massage wand.
So, let's see how this one is.
It looks like it has a much larger head than the other ones that they've sent me.
Oh yeah, this one's much different.
It's just has like a different shape -- like it's not a straight wand, it's just really
skinny and then has like a thick head.
Interesting, I feel like it'd feel really similar to like other kinds of wands.
But, seems cool.
It's easy to grip and whatnot.
Can you hear it? *vibrating noise* Always here for more massage wands.
Alright, looks like we have some other -- this is just like, cleaning foam.
Make sure you keep your toys all clean.
Oh, this seems, I didn't know this was a thing.
Deluxe 10 mode silicon penis head teaser.
Can I open this?
Is this one of those packages that's just like impossible to open?
Ah, no, there we go.
Oh damn, it's like -- she prickly in there.
It's really like -- it just looks like it's gonna eat you.
It's got a bunch of little teeth.
Is that pleasurable?
I guess it has to be, huh?
Oh, it is not turning on?
Does it take batteries?
Oh yeah, it takes two AAA batteries that are not included.
So I don't think I'm gonna be testing out the vibration on this one but like, this looks fancy.
I didn't know this was a thing.
Can you get off just by using this on your penis?
That doesn't sound like a bad deal.
I'm always here for things that are like, different than just straight-up strokers for
penises cause it's like, that's so boring, like you can make more interesting sex toys
than that, you know?
So this is cool -- if you have a penis, try this out.
Alright, it looks like the next thing we have is -- an intro to prostate kit.
Damn, there are so many things in this.
Alright, this is the first one.
It has a button -- what the fuck -- oh, oh.
Oh, does it take a battery?
Yeah, looks like it takes a battery.
Oh, but it has the battery in it already, it just had like a piece of paper covering it.
Oh, oohhh, that's very vibratey.
Oh, that's cool, so it's a little vibrating prostate thing, nice.
I feel like most vibrators are like much bigger because they're designed for like vaginal use.
This is pretty cool.
What is this one?
This one like folds over -- oh.
Oh, that is very much a prostate massager with the little ring so you can pull it out.
Don't want your prostate massager getting lost in your ass now do we.
Classic butt plug.
A little wilder butt plug, just gonna, gonna poke your prostate right there.
Nice, I mean if you have a prostate, this is pretty cool.
Okay there's only a couple things left, and um, I think I know which one is the weird
So we're gonna save that for last.
This one, I don't think is the weird one, this is the sex swing.
Obviously, every good kinkster needs a sex swing.
Okay, it says you can throw the straps over the top of a solid door and shut it, and you're
good to go.
So if you have a free doorway.
This looks challenging.
Like I'm not sure if I'm acrobatic enough to use this.
I'm afraid.
Like I kinda wanna try to set it up but then I'm afraid if I tried to like, film me getting
into the sex swing, like fully clothed, but if I tried that, it would be a disaster and
I'd probably like fall down and hurt myself, um, or get stuck in it.
So I don't think we're gonna try that.
Okay, so, the first rule of setting up a sex swing is definitely don't look at the instructions,
because that would be too easy, um, and we like a challenge here.
So the general gist is that these things go behind the door and then you shut the door,
and then it should just hang there, that way you don't have to put anything into the wall.
Let's give this a try.
Alright, I'm only slightly worried about this.
Is this like long enough for me?
I have really long legs.
Just gonna make this as long as it goes.
Alright, just sit on the thing -- oh god, oh god, oh it's pulling.
Oh oh oh.
Okay.
Alright, it went down, so we're a little lower than anticipated, but I think it's good now.
How do you sit on this -- the door's like right there.
Okay, alright.
Ohh, oohhh.
I'm a little afraid this is gonna break my door.
We're sitting.
Oh god, what if I can't get out of this.
This is how I die.
Oh god, I'm not flexible enough for this.
Fuck.
Oh, oohh.
Oohh that's not a good noise, is it.
Okay, alright, we got one leg.
Whoop.
Uh, how do you do this?
I feel like you need someone to help you with this.
Oh god, oh god.
Okay.
Oh oh, aye!
We did it!
I'm in the sex swing.
Oh god I'm gonna die.
Oh, if I fall right now this is really gonna hurt.
Alright, now I need to get the fuck out.
Shit.
Ah, oh my god.
Ah, euh.
Okay.
Um, I survived.
*laughs* Okay, here's what I think they meant by weird -- not that if you like this it's
weird, just that it's a little bit different than most sex toys.
King cock.
It's like a giant inflatable ball -- with a dick on it.
It's weird because it reminds me of those -- those things, um, you had in like middle
school or high school, like the bouncy balls with the handles on it, except instead of
a handle, it's a dildo.
God damn, and it comes with like lotion and toy cleaner and three sizes of dildos.
They just -- they got everything for you here in the Deluxe Vibrating Inflatable Hot Seat.
Damn this one is not subtle at all like you can't -- I don't feel like you can tuck this
one away somewhere, you're just gonna permanently have like an inflated ball with a dick sticking
out of it in the corner of your room.
Hey I mean do you really need someone to have sex with?
Just have sex with your giant inflatable ball.
This is amazing, I didn't know this existed.
Hey, welcome to my bedroom.
I don't think I've ever filmed in here before.
So yeah, this is the corner of the floor in my bedroom.
And I thought, uh, we could blow up this, uh, dick jumping thing?
Okay, I went and checked and it's called the deluxe vibrating intense... hot seat?
No, a Deluxe Vibrating Inflatable Hot Seat.
So it has like the thing here that you can put the different dildos on, there's like
3 different ones, and they're all pretty huge, so good luck with that.
And it has a little battery-powered thing that I think you can spin for like the intensity.
But this is gonna take a while to blow up.
Soo, give me a second.
Okay, I think, that's good enough.
That took, like literally half an hour, I'm gonna pass out.
Alright, no more voice.
Oh my gosh.
Let's see how I can sit on this in a PG-13 way.
Ah, that's not comfortable.
Nope.
You can't sit on this thing if you're not having sex with it.
It's not.
It'll be like a balance exercise as well.
Yeah, I'm not centered on it, so this isn't working.
Well, there you go, I blew it up, and this is as close as we're getting to a demonstration.
But this is the inflatable dildo thing, minus the 3 dildos, cause they're pretty realistic,
and I don't think I'm allowed to show them on camera.
I mean this video's gonna be like age restricted anyway, but like, might as well try, right?
Also, if you haven't noticed that I don't have any makeup on and I changed clothes and
everything, it's because this is like several days later.
I filmed the first one, and then I was like, I should probably brow--bow-- I should probably
blow this thing up, huh.
And so we did, and now my cheeks hurt, and I'm light-headed, and we're gonna try a sex swing.
Alright, I guess it's time to put all of my sex toys into my sex toy bag, which has the
cow-print interior.
Let's see how many of these things we can fit inside of here.
All the prostate ones will fit.
The sex swing will not fit.
Got a massage wand, and a penis head tickler.
I think that's all the ones that are gonna fit in here, but look, totally inconspicuous.
Not a bag of sex toys at all, what're you talking about, Janet.
Just a completely innocent The SugarSak protected with BioShield 75.
Put a vibrating head tickler on a massage wand.
This doesn't actually do anything, but it's mildly entertaining for me at the moment, so.
Anyways, if you liked any of this stuff, remember that you can go to adamandeve.com and use
the offer code "RILEY" to get off of almost any one item, and free shipping in the US
and Canada.
And it doesn't matter whether you have a vagina or a penis, because I think I've gone over
a fair amount of toys that can work for both.
And everyone can enjoy a good sex swing.
Sex swings don't care about your genitals.
Anyway, thanks for watching this goofy sex toy video.
I really appreciate it, and if you have any questions about sex, feel free to leave them
in the comments and maybe I can answer them during my next Adam and Eve video?
Cause these videos have been really fun to make, and I'd love to do some more of them.
Anyway, thanks so much for watching.
And I'll see you next time.
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