that's not gonna be her name right now
is this still a girl down there white tank-top that's my friend Christine I'm
waiting for to come up and surprise behind keep every time I look she almost
sees me do me a favor yell her nickname and then when she looks over I'll jump
out beef bottoms beef bottoms get just really loud and then I'll leap out and
like surprise bottoms
alright beef bottoms don't call me that the bits over there you go Q you look
down the aisle there's your guy that's our actor his name's Curtis but that's
not the big man you have for him he's so tall it's like an optical illusion okay
that's that's my friend Curtis he doesn't know I'm here
could you do me a favor we have a nickname for him could could you say hey
sugar grind could you say hey sugar groin loin
yeah but loud loud
Marie is that big loser that's right today we're at tumblr and the CEO is
giving their weekly meeting and Marie you are a new hire very hip and young
you're gonna go the whole thing just before we get rolling here I would love
it this week it was the only one in the room that notice he gave us permission
to film with tumblr Marie does not know that intern experience
beza mana I'm originally from Turkey and I've been working on is core team yeah
like a boss it was amazing it was wicked I organized it like a boss yeah more
obnoxious they'll go balls I had meetings with other teams so it was
really great like a boss before I start anything about my project I needed to
plan it I had a us experience before but it was with objective-c sorry
like a boss
mumbled tumblr police on their breath tumble pace come on up
I mean who doesn't come up who doesn't come up in this meeting doesn't come up
seems like the whole company's coming up reminder Briana is on participation
trophy for everybody it's like a participation trophy
Shuki tell us about your experience this summer shooka-shooka-shooka sugar now
hey I have an idea one two zip it until he's finished okay
thanks all the employees using a interpersonal I am called slack and
they're on a call for security to come get them out so Murr just say I'm on
slack - I can see what you guys are doing here I'm on select - I know what
you guys are doing we had a special surprise for y'all we just found that a
little while ago how big a fan they are guy fede and it turns out Joe has his
contact info and we called guy and asked them to call in
SiC off the air everybody flavortown hope you having a good summer yell Guy
Fieri you suck by the way you are huge on tumblr I don't know if you knew that
or not our team really loves you a lot we have a big project Guy Fieri sucks
hey assholes at the top of the today but for your punishment we're heading into
the zoo an animal expert giving your presentation on your favorite animal
okay dude animals so cute that I'm gonna be coming in with your pal
you're coming in with me welcome to meet the animals I'm Sal and I'm Brian first
animal is my personal favorite it's an adorable ferret it's an adorable ferret
hey fairy funny many people have pet ferrets as pets it
has sharp talons and claws careful they spray hearts going a mile a minute and
apparently they spray they love when you put them on your shoulder and they love
when you put them on your shoulder like so like oh he peed
alright alright come here I got it Oh there let's hear it for the ferret
everybody
this is an Argentinean tegu lizard oh my god this is an Argentinean tegu lizard
hugging crap gotta get me I don't have to do anything
it's from Argentina like the ferret they also love shoulders you know I'm gonna
make Brian show you the rest that's not my animal like a ferret they
also like to go and hang out on my shoulders so that tongue hits your ear
let's bring out my next animal this is gonna be the best phone of my life
No you notice I've been away for a month
this is this is a rep tail hawk yeah we also have a peregrine falcon coming out
to meet you guys today
where's your copy MQ is this birthdays its first facing my face yeah it's pet
is staring at your face can you not do that
thanks for coming enjoy your day don't you ever come and enjoy the rest you
days of Bourbon County do
thank you never again time my life I was just like this guy I walked around with
a digital camera and I took pictures of stuff I liked I called the Kotaku fee
but you took the same photo over and over it-it's like of your nephew looking
into the into the distance children looking into the landscape of the world
before them and that was the theme of one of my series I had many series and
they're also for sale right here no no guys what's funny you guys aren't pimpin
full size projects on my TV show knock it off the next time you wear tell them
Steve Dave t-shirt I'm gonna rip it off it's on them right now oh is it blur
that blur this dukkha tog Rafi good put it back all right there we go
sorry oh thank you so much have you ever been with a guy with your dad's name I
appreciate that it's great question idea but with a guy that had your dad's name
you ever been with him no no never no it's it's weird
thank you thanks so much for the help well you really worked at Caddo Chum you
know while you were in the lab and the sure to love it's a spring day I can ask
anything right now
son of a gun man I dropped all those hey I dropped these you're gonna help me
with them but I didn't know if you so I know you saw I dropped these hey but I
dropped these hey bud hey my man real quick I dropped these hey buddy
tell me about your let's break up hey bud I dropped these hey bud
hey bud tell me about your latest breakup
now you look back and saw me hey bud hey bud hey bud I just dropped them real
quick it's all right bud like Adam I'm James by the way hi James
Mel Mel nice to meet you well you could tell they're related by the hairline
excuse me could you be a favor this is my grandfather can you watch him from 30
seconds for real I have to go my side piece is about to run into my wife my
son my side piece is about to run into my wifey and I can't have that happening
you're taking my side pieces of Victoria's Secret my wife he's in
JCPenney and they're like right near each other and they both know grandpa
Bob right so if they see me with him the both are gonna come to me that's a
disaster like they don't recognize mark it's his wife and his girlfriend you
just water for 30 seconds when I go run with my side piece thank you so much you
got it yeah yeah sign pieces although kind of Jersey City and Hoboken for Kip
see he gets caught I'm in trouble too good good good good good
crisis averted no promises are you saying go by the way yeah cuz I
got another side hustle hustle baby hustle remember kid you're not here to
make friends play some balls get the game get the game tender game that's
what they get for spending so much time on the stupid art projects this is what
they get to spend so much time on art projects this is baseball not ballet
what are you blind down now you can see oh this is looking good guys busting my
balls you recognize the show why don't we let Q just go and kick dirt on him
all right Q start riding the up let's text it more game watching nice texting
more game watching um - a little empty dance can't spell chump without oh yeah
I take a warm beer over this game I'll play a mole a bum pyre you know what I
mean brah I could get around there kick dirt on you gates oh yeah Oh what's your
day job your college student straight tease am i right and straight DS am i
right Deez Nuts yeah you better run away serious the man with spumoni look at my
mom's awesome coffee tin dog here you smell it too no my arms are covenant oh
you got zeppeli what is this stuff that's not hair that's all I mean shit
he shits himself all the time yep that's yeah that's where he was at it's a
little less crumbs you got some you got some zeppeli dingleberries right up
crumbs yeah that's great actually you know
would you mind if I run to the bathroom would you want babysitting for one
second cool this is a ball Asst Chris this is
this is ballers Chris Wallace Chris I telling that so it he remembers that I
took his balls from I call him that so that he always knows that I'm the one
who took his balls I'm in charge so he knows that on the pack leader cuz I
still got my balls Wallace Chris does not all right I'll be
right back Thank You Sal is going in
this guy I got this guy's my guy he loved the name cute dog ah hey Paul is
Chris through you but bolus alright you you've been told he told you do all this
Chris why is he bolus Chris hey man thank you
this is a female so what the did I cut off everything okay good is it me at
this Sal look like the type of guy that would own and work in a meatball shop
right looks like meatball okay guys I'm even to our location before we're
enjoying it have you checked out the
basement no never happen we're gonna defrost a
koala we're about to defrost us in koala Donny yeah it's crazy I know everyone
check it out doing a basement right that you show it to you just don't tell
anybody I know it's what you want to see because it's a real New York story it
looks so cute whatever gains consciousness it's so cute alright so
you guys do right but I just wanna make sure you
understand look at the frosting I got in Palolo down there right now
dude that was unbelievable they just they just defrost of the Koala to do it
thank you for showing me that man what a great New York story Roger I tried to
tell people about it but some people just don't know how to live their lives
I guess okay yeah I saw the whole thing it looks like you're about to go down
stay hydrated yeah guys she's walking into a surprise party was it all right I
came in quickly sure hi with you right now how are you um the next person
coming in super things if they say ah - surprise party she'll surprise when I
kinda get down guys get giddy with excitement
look at her some truths take the premium
at what points she just give up Cho tell us she's a disgrace to our family you're
just crazy family
delivery time to JRE I am Tonko Johari but I would never order a whole pizza
for myself I'm not a kid but yeah I mean you guys have to believe me I would
never order a whole pizzas just for myself no it's like totally not one but
I am tonka Johari I don't even it's not even much economy and I just so you guys
believe me it's not my beats I would never eat a whole piece of on my cell
phone no it's nobody never even eat it I would never even eaten or sherry but I'm
not gonna like not I would not waste food it's fine talking well I'm sorry I
made a mess now my fault
you could get more comfortable chairs Joe had to call me talk
bit by my own joke casino for Joe's punishment there's one thing you're good
at buddy it's big loud public announcement you usually put this scene
cool but today we're gonna have you put the three in pool so you gotta go into
the pool and announce to the whole resort that you are currently you're
beautiful you're competing there you go Joe you actually look like you might
live in the woods behind the pool and you just emerge to swim sometimes
what's up would you guys to move announcements all the time I have to
announce the crowds what I'm doing with my body I know but this one's better
because you're in the middle of it and it's also infecting people once you whip
that shirt off take out those pecs sun's out guns out yeah more like jelly belly
what is war you know you didn't pee in the pool you peed look at him he's
nervous look how many people are with him he
shot
ladies and gentlemen right now all around don't judge me I can tell you Joe
he steps up sometimes and I wouldn't want to do this
you
you
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