Youtube daily don Sep 25 2017

What would you like me to call you, Mr. Rickles?

God.

>> God? >> Yes.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

All right, Zach, when you think of something, say it.

Waitress?

[Don Laughing]

And we've never met.

We met once.

You said, "Hello, rabbi," and you walked away.

>> Did I? >> Yeah.

Where are you from?

I'm from North Carolina.

I don't know if I ever worked in North Carolina.

Are there many places that you haven't?

I'm sure there are, but...

>> Can I taste it first? >> Sure.

It's good, yeah.

>> I have a curiosity about how you got started. >> Yeah.

Do you mind if I ask you about that?

No, I don't mind anything as long as I don't get the check.

Wait, I'm not paying for this.

Then we'll chip in.

Chip in? What is this? Dutch?

I have based my whole humor on laughing at bigotry.

I laugh at Wilt Chamberlain.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

But if you don't laugh back, it's not funny.

[Laughing]

Where was the beginning where you thought you could do this for a living?

I must have been about in my late 20s.

My mother, she pushed me to get up and kid around.

Then all of a sudden they were laughing, so I kept doing it.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Do you mind if I...

Do what you want. It's America.

When you started making fun of the audience,

when that turn happened, did people not like it at first?

Because they didn't know who you were, I would assume.

It was a big struggle when I first started.

Guy said, "Hey, I came in to see this guy and he called my wife a moose.

I don't need that, you know." [Laughing]

Now if you're gonna go to pieces while we talk,

we'll have to go home early.

Sorry, I just like the word "moose" a lot.

[Applause]

Are you a Jewish guy?

>> Yes. >> Oh, do whatever you want.

[Laughing]

Where's the wife?

He's 300 pounds.

Don't you get worried when he makes his move?

[Laughing]

You just do what you're doing now.

No. [Laughing]

No.

Do you find that the career choice that you made has made you

sharp at this age?

Hello?

I can take a drink.

Where's it say in my contract I can't drink?

Oh, I'm sorry.

>> Excuse me, guys? >> Yes.

Can I get your order?

I'd like to eat an elephant.

We'll have one small elephant and I think I'll just have the ravioli.

Where are you from?

I'm from Italy.

No kidding.

Yes.

Would you like to have a seat?

No, thank you.

I'm going to put your order on.

No problem.

God bless. Take care.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

How old are you?

What's that?

How old are you?

Forty-seven, Don.

But back in those days, how did you magnify your voice, you know,

before electricity?

>> You got off a good one. >> Did I?

And it's pissing me off.

It's interesting to have that long, long career

and it not seem out of fashion at all to me.

I know you from watching Johnny Carson

when you would guest host.

Would you rise, my friend?

What am I bid for this?

[Laughing]

You'v got to be kidding.

George Washington died and he had a kid.

You must've come out of your mother at an angle.

[Laughing]

Look at the face on this guy. Geez.

You probably hit the wall.

[Laughing]

Is he laughing or coming towards me?

But there's a way of saying things to different people.

And a lot of comics don't understand that.

Yeah, well, I know how far to go and when to pull back.

And it's a matter of judgment and...

Remember the words of George Foreman

who said after the Muhammad Ali fight, "Was I down?"

[Laughing]

Not to be too heavy on it, but I do think that comedy

is the way to talk about it, in a weird way.

Well you say you're not political and this and that,

but I think what you were doing, especially back then,

is opening up dialogue.

Do you think that you did that?

Well, every time I perform I always try to make it like conversation,

like we're talking now,

with some humor in there, you know.

I leave it up to the audience and I'm kind of proud of that.

I laugh at people.

I laugh at blacks, whites, purples.

I laugh at all, my whole humor...

I came this far in America, why?

Because I laugh at what the heck we are.

That's what we have to laugh at.

You're a black man, right?

I took a guess.

[Laughing]

Don, you must be very familiar with my work.

Every night I go to bed and I think of your work.

[Laughing]

No, I really, I didn't know too much about you.

You sound like my dad.

[Laughing]

Have you ever seen "Corky Romano"?

[Laughing]

Go to the psychiatrist.

You got some problems.

Now you sound like my wife.

Did you ever see a picture called "Kelly's Heroes"?

No, I haven't seen "Kelly's Heroes," no.

Is it still in theaters?

Do you get out of the house at all?

[Laughing]

Clint, I say with due respect:

Twenty-eight years ago we did "Kelly's Heroes"

and I haven't heard from you since.

[Laughing]

I say it, nobody else has said it, and I say it from my heart:

You're a lousy actor.

[Laughing]

Zach, how did you get started?

Well, Don...

No, seriously, how did you get started?

In the back of a hamburger restaurant in Times Square

was my first gig.

Putting me on or true?

Called Hamburger Harry's.

What were you doing then? Jokes?

Sometimes they were jokes.

Sometimes they were just sentences.

I went to my stylist today and...

[Laughing]

She was, like, "What are you looking for?"

And I said, "Just give me 'the homeless.'"

[Laughing]

Then I came out here and performed at open mics a lot.

Well, that's good.

Yeah, directors would just go to these clubs, I guess.

>> I didn't know it. >> Yeah.

Todd Phillips is director for the movies "The Hangover."

Did you ever see the, ever heard...

We don't have a talking machine at home.

[Laughing]

You're a college guy, though.

I flunked college by one point.

I never graduated.

No kidding, 'cause you seem like a college guy.

You're very intelligent.

Oh, well, I did go to an agriculture school.

You're not a Jew.

>> No, sir. >> A Jew don't farm.

Why do you say that, though?

I don't know anybody that has a horse

and watches corn grow and all that.

I know guys that own that land.

Right. Yes.

Yes. Right.

You can say it.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Do you think that comedy has been good for your health?

People use the word, "Are you still working? Wow!"

I think it's great for the brain, you know.

>> It's a great inspiration. >> My dad still works.

He's 81, but he still works.

His brain is very, very sharp.

Very sharp.

I mean, you think you'll get to a point where you say,

"Ok, I've done that enough."

Do I think I'll stop?

Sure, I'll stop when I fall over on the street and you pick me up.

Yeah. [Laughing]

This is my dream, to be here with you in Canada.

[Laughing]

Don, thank you for dinner.

Lunch.

Is it dinner?

Dinner. Thank you for dinner.

Oh, please. It was my pleasure.

>> I wish you the best of luck. >> Thank you.

You're a nice gentleman and good to talk to.

>> Nice to talk to you, too. >> I mean that.

[Applause]

They're applauding.

This is not a real restaurant.

You know, I used to watch comedies just so I could hear my dad laugh

because it was just, it just was,

so Don Rickles made my dad, on the Johnny Carson show,

we would watch it late at night.

You know, I traded tapes with some stand-ups of Don Rickles.

They'd give me some old stuff of his that was hard to get.

The Sklar Brothers actually gave me some Don Rickles stuff years ago.

If you're a comedian and you don't appreciate Don Rickles,

then you're probably not a comedian.

This is a really amazing experience to be ridiculed by the,

the guy that invented it.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg,

and I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

For more infomation >> Zach Galifianakis Trades Jabs With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 8:17.

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APPLE MASK: Don't Say it "The Mask Singer 3" | REACTION - Duration: 6:57.

What's up you guys, how's everyone doing today?

Sawadee to all my Thailand viewers out there

In today's video guys, I'm gonna be doing another

The mask singer reaction, for you guys it's gonna be the apple mask

It looks so tasty. I'm gonna bite his Apple

Because it's so tasty yeah

You know what they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Anyways this song is called don't say it so without further ado guys. Let's go watch this video together in three two one

Lets go!

Work point twenty three

Let's enjoy these guys. I'm really excited

Sounds good off the bat

Good smooth sexy vocals right there by the Apple, man

for sure

Yes, there's subtitles guys I can finally understand the song

I'm loving it. I'm loving it yes

I'm afraid. I'm afraid that I'm going to cry

Yes, I can see like I'm not gonna say it

Oh his really excited

This is a really good song man. I like the song. I like the song

Yes, I can see

Yeah

You see

Hey

Yes yes

That was it guys. I hope you guys enjoyed that video

Mr.. Apple man has some awesome

vocals man seriously ah

That was so good

And I'm so glad that they put subtitles in this video so I can

Understand the song even better. I really like the melody guys and this guy can sing, so well oh

man watch out this guy might win this whole

Season you never know, he's got really good vocals guys really good vocals

And I'm so excited for more songs and performance from the Apple man

That's for sure

anyways guys

I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you guys did give us a like and

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I'm gonna be doing more videos like these ones right here, in the meantime guys

My name is Frank Cyrus, and I'll see you guys in the next video peace

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Jonathan Silverman Reconnects With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 7:34.

But I've known you since I was a little boy.

You would invite us every year to your break-the-fast parties.

I don't know why you'd invite us, but we would come and we had a, we...

'Cause they said you were important.

Did I realize you were nobody?

>> I didn't know. >> You didn't know.

You didn't know.

When I became an actor, a professional actor,

I was in my senior year of high school.

I moved to New York.

I, I did a, a series of plays on Broadway for Neil Simon.

But you always, uh, stood, in the back of my mind

as the, the ideal, uh, mensch of a professional in this business.

So you've always been so, uh, uh, kind to everyone that I've ever seen you meet,

and I owe you a great deal of gratitude.

Jon, shut up.

OK. [Laughing]

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

If I remember the story correctly,

this probably was in the mid-'70s,

you helped raise a whole bunch of money for my father's synagogue.

My dad came over to your house.

How old is he now?

He's 93.

I didn't know anybody was older than me.

Yeah, there's a few people older than you.

He showed up at your house bouncing a basketball.

He went up to your son, Larry, and he said,

"Hey, Larry, how would you like it if the school at our synagogue

is named the, the Don Rickles gym?

Would you like that?"

And you saw the smile on his face and you said,

"OK, what do you want from me, rabbi?"

"I'll do whatever you want."

And you put together a whole bunch of, uh, of your famous pals

to show up for this fundraiser at the music center downtown.

And you raised a fortune and you helped build the third and fourth stories.

And there's still a plaque there at the temple, uh, the Don Rickles Gymnasium.

Oh, it's still there.

I don't, I don't go there anymore, but I'm assuming it's still there.

>> Oh, yeah. >> Why wouldn't it be?

The great thing that I must say to you, really, from my heart, really:

Please don't call me anymore.

[Laughing]

But I remember in the hospital right after the heart operation,

I was the first guy, remember?

And I came and I leaned over the bed and you said, "I'm gonna live."

And I took the pillow...

[Laughing]

Anyway...

You know, Mindy and I went to first grade together

at the Akiba Academy at Sinai Temple.

>> Well, she's doing stand-up now. >> She's doing stand-up.

It's the family business.

I might go become a rabbi one day, so it...

Not the way you talk. Forget it.

No, no.

The shul will empty out in 20...

Yeah, I married a French-Canadian Irish girl.

Really? Did he...

She's a nice girl.

Did your father have a holster under the tallis?

[Laughing]

The reason my mother always said marry a Jewish girl

is because life and love is tough enough.

Sure.

She always said, "When you marry in the same faith, it makes life a little easier."

And then I'm married to my wife of 51 years and she was so wrong.

[Laughing]

So wrong.

I, I'm married 10 years, and I got a great wife.

And last night, you know, the erector set, I got a little excited.

So I said, "Pussy cat."

[Laughing]

And she put a bowl of milk under the bed.

[Laughing]

I'm having soup.

That's good.

>> Yeah. >> That's good.

None of that looks kosher.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I'm not, I'm not gonna tell my dad.

He came over the house once, the rabbi.

Yeah.

And we opened the Frigidaire and there was bacon in there.

And he said, "Oh, my God, it's bacon."

[Laughing]

You were never in the service, were you?

I, no, uh-uh.

You were in the Navy.

Let's put it this way.

I was the, uh, MC of the ship.

Yeah.

And there were two Jews on the ship.

One was louder than me.

"Rickles, the boat's here."

"We're gonna go to the shul."

I went, "Oh, geesh."

And I used to say, "Will you shut up, you schmuck?"

Did you, did you feel any antisemitism, uh, in, in the service?

>> Oh, sure... >> You got some.

When I first went in, yeah. Sure.

And I had one Italian guy that used to take care of me.

If a guy said to me, "You know, you're Jewish."

And he would say, "Why, you don't, you don't like Jews?"

For no reason.

You know, I'd say, I'd say, "Tony, shut up."

"He don't mean any harm."

"I don't, I don't like the way he said that to you."

You know, but you build a personality and then that disappears.

You're a big son of a gun.

My God, you ever think of putting a window on your face and becoming a building?

[Laughing]

That's a good one, huh, Sarge?

[Laughing]

Don, you've been doing this for a very long time.

Do you get nervous before showtime?

There's always a little tension.

Will they enjoy me?

>> You know, you're selling yourself. >> Of course.

But when the light goes on, you gotta be there and make them laugh.

Every night the show changes somewhat,

but, uh, it's a basic beginning, middle and ending.

You have to have that.

When you are on stage and you begin to pick someone out,

do you, do you scout them before the show?

>> No. My instinct says... >>> Yeah.

this is a guy I, or a woman I should talk about.

>> OK. >> Yeah.

And it just happens.

It just happens right on the spot?

Yeah.

What, what do you do, son, for a living?

Work for a savings and loan.

Savings and loan.

Ah, you've got a Jewish mind.

[Laughing]

Are you married?

Yes, I am.

Wanna go to a party?

[Laughing] No.

You're a Jew, right?

With that nose, if you're not, you're a Buick.

Look at the nose on that son.

[Laughing]

I had the pleasure of working with you once.

Uh, 20 years ago I did a sitcom that lasted for a few seasons.

>> Yeah. >> And you came on and played the dad of my best friend.

It was called, "The Single Guy."

>> Jonathan. >> Hi there, Doc.

I finally read your novel.

>> Oh, yeah? >> Very, very good.

Oh, thanks.

>> You're quite a talent. >> Thank...

But you were terrific.

The episode was fantastic.

I think they canceled us about three days after you did the show.

But, uh, but it wasn't your fault.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Is there anything you would ever do different if you had the chance to go back in time?

Is there anything you would change about your life or your career?

If I had the education,

I think I could have been a good psychiatrist, because even on the stage today,

I can read people pretty good.

You might have been Dr. Don Rickles.

>> Well, yeah, but I had trouble spelling "doctor." >> Yeah.

You have children?

Uh, we don't have children, but we are going to try to begin to have a family.

You see, what you gotta do, you gotta get in bed.

It has to be bed?

You can do it on the floor.

>> All right. OK. >> I don't care.

OK. [Laughing]

Gotta go, "Yay, Israel!," you know. [Laughing]

You gotta make love like the Jews.

"Shirley, you start. I'm gonna a get a paper."

[Laughing]

That's the best advice anyone's ever given me.

Thank you.

We'll name our first child Don, boy or girl.

Oh, please, Jesus.

But having the chance to talk to you has, has meant the world to me,

and, and you've meant the world to me and ever since I was a little boy.

So thank you so very much for everything.

I, I love you so very much.

Well, thank you, Jonathan, and I wish I could repeat what you just said

but I don't feel that way about you.

[Laughing]

Thank you. [Applause]

You know, my, my dad and Don have been friends since they were probably

in their early 30s.

They both love life.

They both love working.

I remember, you know, seeing Don, you know, in 1985,

and he'd be, you know, running up and down the, the, the steps and the stage.

And the fact that he's still doing it, that he has not retired, and he won't stop.

He has it. My dad has it.

Call it what you want.

I, I, I think it's an amazing quality.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

For more infomation >> Jonathan Silverman Reconnects With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 7:34.

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THE IDOLM@STER.KR Ep. 22 Clip - "Don't let him fool you!" - Duration: 1:28.

Are you in love with him?

What?

Don't let him fool you.

He's only using you, like he used Suah.

You don't want to end up like Suah, do you?

You're wrong.

I'm sure that's what you want to believe.

I know he can be persuasive

and very sweet,

but that won't last long.

No one believed me with Suah so my article went unnoticed,

but this time, the truth will come out.

I have to go.

Do your members know?

His credibility must've dropped after the scandal with you.

It'll be a major shock if they find out about the truth regarding Suah.

The truth?

You better not try to manipulate them.

No matter what anyone says, Mr. Kang is a good person.

We'll see how long you feel that way.

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Rich Eisen Talks Sports With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 8:28.

Mr. Rickles.

I'm not ready for you yet.

[Laughing]

What a pleasure to meet you.

I've seen you many times.

Is that right?

Yeah, when the Dodgers lost.

And then you blamed it on me, essentially.

>> I get that all the time. >> Yeah.

How long you been on, on the show?

I've been with, uh, national TV sports for 20 years now.

>> Really? >> Yeah.

Twenty years.

How long have you been a Dodger fan?

Since they didn't have uniforms.

[Laughing]

Well, I was a Giant fan in New York.

>> My folks lived in Brooklyn. >> Yeah.

And they grew up Dodger fans, went to Ebbets Field.

Yeah, well, I started out as a Giants fan and then Tommy Lasorda became a good friend.

Lasorda was the man.

Here's our new entertainment coach,

Don Rickles.

It's all in the jog.

Uh, Tubs, would you get down on the end?

But Tommy, one time he had me put on the uniform,

and he said, "Go out and take the pitcher out of the game."

And I walked out to the mound. "Well, you can't take me outta the game."

"You're not even a player."

"Who are you?"

I said, "Don't be a smart-ass."

"Just give me the ball."

"You're coming out of the game."

Vin was probably at the mic calling the game.

Probably so.

I don't know.

"Here comes Tommy to the mound. Hold on a minute."

"That's not Tommy."

"That looks a lot like Don Rickles taking the pitcher out."

With that Harry Wendelstedt, big umpire, great umpire.

Oh, I remember him.

He used to run out to the mound, ripped off the mask, and said,

"What's going on here?"

And he saw me, he said, "Don, can you get me two tickets for 'The Dean Martin Show'?"

[Laughing]

It's true.

Did you ever go to a Super Bowl?

Oh, yeah, with the Philadelphia Eagles.

They got in a circle before the game in the locker room.

"Give us a break, let us win."

They got all through with the service in the circle and I said, "What about the Jews?"

And I got in the middle of the circle and I put on a yarmulke

and I went, "Baruch atah"

and I started making prayers.

And all these guys were on their knees with, with this crap and...

Is that why they lost the Super Bowl do you think?

I don't know.

Leave me alone, Rich.

[Laughing]

I'm a Jew.

>> Are you Jewish? >> Yes.

Sit here.

[Laughing]

What college you go to?

I went to Michigan, University of Michigan.

Oh, yeah, good school.

Born in Brooklyn, raised in Staten Island.

Oh, so your father must be a gangster.

[Laughing]

Well, uh, New York City public school educator, retired.

Same with my mom.

And we always watched you.

>> Really? Thank you. >> Yes, always.

I've said no to women before.

[Laughing]

You, you learn how to do that when you've got a body like mine.

[Laughing]

That was a big hit in the Eisen household.

Big hit in your house, but the rest of America wasn't watching.

As an actor and, you know, as a sports person, you can't please everybody.

>> No. >> But I would say 100 percent of America loved me.

How did you become friends with Frank?

I threw myself in front of his car.

[Laughing]

>> He was appearing at the, uh, Fontainebleau. >> In Miami.

Yeah, and I was working at a place called Murray Franklin's, a little joint.

And my mother said, uh, she was very aggressive.

She said, "I'm gonna go see Dolly."

That was Frank's mother.

"Get him to come and see you."

I said, "Ma, don't. "Just keep quiet."

"I'll handle it."

She said, "Dolly, darling, if you could get Frank to come and see my sonny boy..."

Done, done, done.

Next thing you know, Frank walked in with three of his guys, all scientists.

[Laughing]

They all came in and sat down and went, "What time does it go on?"

"What time?"

And we became friends.

What in the world is it like walking around Italy with Frank Sinatra?

It was, it, he was great with the people.

He was, you know. And I used to be the one that walked in front of him and said,

"Don't bother Frank."

"He's got a lot of money on him and he's pissed off if you bother him."

You know...

I used to kid around. But he liked that.

Marco Monganonzo was hurt.

[Laughing]

Marco Monganonzo?

Fambino Bambazzo...

two bullets in the head Thursday.

[Laughing]

We had some good times together, yeah.

We did. I miss him.

I sang "I've Got the World on a String" at my wedding.

>> Oh, really? >> Oh, yes.

Oh, so you know.

I've got, I've, I've, I've got it in me.

Not to take away from Frank, but the other day we were at, uh, Kirk Douglas' house

and he turned 100.

Yeah, right.

And Kirk and I go back maybe 40, 50 years.

Every time I see him I go, "You know, Kirk, it's, it's great to be together."

You know, and he laughs, you know.

And he, he's a great man, and 100 years old.

A hundred.

Yeah, so I got up and spoke.

Oh, people love when you speak, Don.

You never heard me so, you know.

I saw you at the Orleans a couple of times in Las Vegas.

Oh, really?

I've seen, yes.

And you were tremendous.

But I'll tell you this,

That's the main thing.

I know what people are, I swear to God.

That's what I say from my heart.

I know what people are.

And you're German, right, my friend?

What is your heritage, my friend?

English? What? That's better?

I'll tell you what.

No, we need you people for the muffins.

I'll tell you this.

How did you stay relevant so long?

Being different.

What I do is very unusual.

I mean, I don't think there's a comedian in the world that can do,

and I don't say this egotistically, that can do what I do.

Because there's a way of saying, "You sweater's ridiculous."

Do you not like my sweater?

I don't wanna say nothin', but have you ever thought of being a clown?

[Laughing]

It's got patches on it.

I thought I'd make myself as presentable as possible for you.

I could care less.

[Laughing]

Remember the words of a great negro.

I say that honestly.

All peoples are alike.

We are all working.

You live in my neighborhood, I live in yours, right, Sam?

Right.

Are you crazy?

[Laughing]

Did you ever have to run for your life based off of something you said?

Oh, no, I was protected by Guido Mongananzo, Tony Tutututu.

And they all said the same thing.

Anybody bothering ya?

No, I had some good friends in Brooklyn.

Sirs, you save some room for desserts?

Now, where are you from?

Milano.

Oh, my cousin was robbed there.

[Laughing] It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't me, I swear.

That was the other...

Thank you, my friend.

The big kick I got just recently, uh, in sports, Bob Arum is a friend of mine.

>> You know Bob. >> Sure.

>> Boxing promoter. >> Yeah.

And he invited me to Manny Pacquiao's training camp.

Oh, against Floyd Mayweather, that fight.

Yeah, yeah.

I said, "Manny, it's good to see you."

"I tell you something."

"You're gonna learn to fight and then why.

"And you come box and that's good."

"But learn how to box."

And then I, like a schmuck, I went, "Yeah."

[Laughing]

"Yeah, Manny, you're right."

Thank you so much.

It's been a pleasure.

Let me get this bill.

OK.

[Laughing]

Who had the coffee?

Well, honored to meet you.

It's a pleasure.

Big fan of all, of all these years.

And I hope we see each other again real soon.

I hope so too.

You are the man.

I love you.

You're very sweet.

Thanks so much.

You bet.

Don is a legend.

I mean, growing up I would watch him and just laugh,

and just having a conversation with him about the difference between

making fun of somebody and having fun with somebody, that's the difference.

The insult comic as he might be known, he always would finish his act

with a, a heartfelt thank-you and a, a reminder that he was just kidding

and it's all in good fun.

In this day and age, you just don't get that anymore.

He's not just a throwback.

He is a break-the-mold-type figure.

Pop culture, comedically, just as an American, uh, entertainer.

It's just great to be around him.

The fact that he actually insulted my sweater is something I'll never forget.

That's, that's great.

I mean, everybody wishes they'd have at least one moment of their lives

to be on the business end of a Don Rickles insult.

It's fantastic.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

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Sarah Silverman Crushes on Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 7:12.

We're not rolling here, are we?

Always rolling. So we...

Well give, give us a hint.

[Laughing]

And action.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

It's so funny that we're here at Craig's

because the first time I went to Dan Tana's, who was eating there?

Don Rickles.

And my heart was pounding but I didn't want to bother you.

And you walked by and I accidentally,

I turned and all my silverware dropped to the floor.

Then you said something very quick and mean and amazing

and my life was made.

And then Craig opened up Craig's and now here we are.

Seen you here a couple of times since.

Yeah, there's not, not too many places around

that have that homey atmosphere.

Yeah. Totally worth the overpriced spaghetti.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

And you've been traveling now doing stand-up?

Yeah, I'm going out, um, most of January and February,

which I never look forward to but I always enjoy.

Why don't you look forward to it?

I go alone.

Sometimes I have an opening act, you know, that's a friend

and that's nice, but we're not always coming from the same place.

Yeah.

You probably travel in style.

You're out with Regis.

You do gigs with your best friends.

All right. Here's my question.

Bob Newhart or Regis Philbin?

You have to pick one.

Only one can live.

[Laughing]

She's a million laughs, this broad.

[Laughing]

Don's career continues to skyrocket.

[Laughing]

It will be announced in a few days in the trades, in the papers,

that Don has been chosen as the national spokesman for Preparation H.

[Laughing]

I think you were on the "Tonight" show, maybe, showing vacation pictures

of Bob Newhart and his wife and you and Barbara.

I love your impression of her.

[Laughing]

It's really good.

I'm married 27 years.

I got a Jewish wife, just lays in bed and goes, "Is that about it?"

[Laughing] OFF!

With Barbara, you never know if the tongue is good or bad.

Like, she'll go...

We had a place in Malibu.

[Don laughing]

Then we moved to Manhattan Beach.

[Don laughing]

And I'm not sure if she, it's a good thing or a bad thing, but I love it.

Well, if, if she sees that on camera and we go home, I have a gun.

[Laughing]

When I think about getting older, when I think about the future,

I never think about a partner or a boyfriend, a husband necessarily.

I just think about I want to have enough money to retire

in a community with other comedians.

Can you, Frank, can you see we're talking here?

I'm sorry.

It's a callback to an old,

that's a callback to an old Rickles classic, which brings me to...

Listen, can I tell a story about what this man did to me once?

Long before Don got married, I was eating dinner at a restaurant in New York.

Then he came over to the table and he said, "Frank, do me a favor, will you?"

He said, "I'm sitting with a very pretty girl and I'm trying to make out, you know."

And he said, "I told her I know you, and she really doesn't believe me."

"Would you stop by the table?"

I said, "All right."

I was just about finished.

I was down to the espresso.

And I walked, finally he went back and I walked by the table,

and I said, "How are you, Don? Nice to see you."

He said, "Can't you see I'm eating, Frank?"

[Laughing]

He was special in my life.

He really was.

I know he really was.

But in all honesty, like, are you sure he didn't have JFK killed?

[Don laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Who were your idols growing up?

I mean, there's nobody like you so it's not like you were able to

emulate anyone per se, you know.

Well, when I was a kid growing up, Milton Berle was my,

he knocked me out.

I thought he was terrific.

Then as I got older, I realized I was bigger than him.

[Laughing]

I'd like to say that also he's here tonight, Mr. Television.

One of the great stars, Milton Berle, who's been my idol.

But I was in a state institution for many, many years.

[Laughing]

When you started stand-up, comics weren't really doing crowd work, were they? Or...

No. Everything I've ever done, I've never had a writer,

I made it up myself.

And so I developed this style of kidding with people but not being mean.

There has to be some goodness, kindness and earnestness,

a menschiness that transcends, that makes you get away with anything.

Yeah, well, they gotta be a fool if they think I, I was trying to be mean.

[Laughing]

We laugh.

Why do we laugh?

Black or white?

Because we must laugh.

That's right.

Look who, look who became the priest.

[Laughing]

Hi, doll. Thank you, Ashley.

Incredible.

We're both wildly enjoying our food.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

My daddy loves you, but not as much as I do.

My God, that's very sweet.

He's a heckler.

He sits at Starbucks and he, he lives in Boca

and a guy will drive in in a Bentley and he'll go,

"That's good you have a Bentley."

"That could probably feed 80,000 people in India, but good for you."

"You need a Bentley."

[Don laughing]

He got punched in the face.

But that's what you get.

You ever get in a fistfight?

You ever get punched in the face?

No, I have people that do that for me.

[Laughing]

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

All set here, my friends.

If you need something else, just let me know.

Great.

Maybe this is a good time for me to go to the bathroom.

No, don't worry about it.

Can I kiss your cheek?

Sure you can.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Please give my love to Barbara.

I will, sweetheart.

>> All right. >> Thank you.

And we'll be right back.

That's a wrap, Charlie.

[Laughing]

Now I can really eat this.

I'm starving.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

I've been a fan of Don Rickles since I can remember.

I loved how mean he was.

I loved how quick he was.

You know, whenever he was on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson

was a special night.

Comedy is not evergreen, for the most part.

Things that aren't offensive become wildly offensive.

Things that were once very offensive are not offensive.

A lot of stuff he did, racial stuff and everything,

it's miraculously stayed fairly evergreen even in the times we go through now

because of what transcends.

This is not a racist saying racist things.

It's a lovable Jew talking about every kind of person, including himself,

and, uh, meaning none of it.

There's something timeless about him.

You know, I was very excited to get to talk to him today.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg, and I need y'all to go subscribe right now

to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

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Are You A Powerful Starseed In A World You Don't Belong Here Are - Duration: 6:11.

Are You A Powerful Starseed In A World You Don�t

Belong?

Here Are 20 Signs You Very Well May Be

Who Are The Starseeds and Why Are They Here?

A Starseed is a human who exists on earth in the present.

However, while starseeds are definitely �human� by birth and DNA, their soul origins lie outside

of the earth plane.

Starseeds originate from many different higher or alternate dimensions, parallel universes,

star systems, planets, galaxies, and planes of existence.

Really, we�re all made of star stuff�

As the well-known astrophysicist, Carl Sagan said �The Cosmos is within us.

We are made of starstuff.

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in

our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars.�

Here are 20 Signs You Very Well May Be a Starseed� Keep in mind, this is just a start.

Do you feel like you�re from another dimension or another planet?

This is one of the top signs you are a Starseed!

As you open your heart, raise your vibration, and reconnect with who you authentically are

in the present moment, as a result, more of the truth about your origin will come to light

as well� One step at a time.

20 Signs You May Be A Starseed:

1.

You didn�t fit in as a child and felt far different from other kids.

You may have been advanced as a child in some way like talking, walking or reading much

earlier than your peers.

2.

You have a strong feeling of wanting to go home, and have a feeling sense of what this

�home� is like, even if you can�t put it into words.

3.

You�ve had strong psychic and paranormal experiences as a child, which continue into

the present.

Seeing spirits, seeing past the illusion, into the future or beyond the lines of time,having

prophetic reams, seeing a UFO or having an alien encounter are all somewhat �normal�

experiences for starseeds.

4.

You�re highly sensitive (sometimes to what seems a fault).

5.

You�re strongly empathic and can feel the emotions of others, and possibly hear their

thoughts allowing you to easily read people.

6.

Communication may seem slow and sometimes painful for you when you already know what

the other person is going to say sometimes before they even do.

7.

You have a deep inner wisdom, and you feel timeless� Maybe you�ve even had dreams

or memories of off planet past lives and experiences in totally different dimensions and ways of

existing.

8.

You have a strong sense of your personal mission, even if you don�t know what it is yet you

have the burning desire or feeling that you�re meant to do something big.

9.

You have intense and vivid dreams that often take place in places and times which are off

planet.

Some of these dreams are so vivid they seem more real than reality.

10.

Small children and babies seem to fascinated by you, like they�re able to see your uniqueness

and your bright light.

11.

You have a deep connection with nature, with plants, animals and the physical elements

and you seem to be able to communicate with them on a level.

12.

You don�t fit in with society� Others consider you to be strange, weird or different

and may be somewhat wary of you.

13.

You may not have many friends, and those who you do connect with you seem to have a deep

and complex relationship which spans time and space.

14.

You may even feel alienated by your parents and immediate family, like they just don�t

get you, and you don�t get them.

You may have even wondered at times if you were adopted.

15.

You�re very aware of energy and how the energy of others can affect you.

16.

You�ve likely created energetic protection techniques to be able to handle being around

others, and even still large crowds or busy places can energetically overwhelm you.

17.

You have natural psychic gifts and channeling or energy healing abilities.

18.

You have a deep understanding of the greater workings of the universe, and of the Divine

which comes from within you.

19.

You know you are starseed, and your true origin is not as a human.

You may even know of a planet, or galaxy in which you�ve spent most of your time.

20.

You know you�re here from the stars to serve humanity, and earth in reaching the higher

dimensions, and you are actively taking steps to remember more of your souls truth, and

to accomplish your purpose as a star being.

You know that you�re more than just a physical being, and that your true essence is as a

spiritual light being.

Whether you resonate with being a starseed or not, you are a spiritual being in physical

form with a unique mission and purpose.

Starseeds aren�t any more or less special than anyone else, we are all created from

the same source and right here and now is your time to shine.

Take the time to meditate, connect with your higher self and uncover for yourself your

truth and origin.

Whatever your past and parallel experiences may be, you�re here in the physical now

for a reason.

Through your awakening, whether you are a starseed or not, you are able to help humanity

to reach a higher understanding.

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Billy Crystal Talks Rat Pack With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 10:06.

>> You were really close with Sinatra. >> As close as you can be, yeah.

So why were you not part of the Rat Pack?

'Cause I was too talented.

[laughter]

How many years do we know each other?

>> Man, I know you a long time. >> A long time.

>> Plus, your cousin... >> Yeah?

>> Solomon Griboff... >> Yeah, the doctor.

>> was my doctor. >> That's how I remember.

He ruined my baseball career.

>> Did he really? >> Yes. It was right before my bar mitzvah.

>> I lived in Long Beach. >> Yeah.

>> You were a Queens kid. >> Yeah.

All right, so... It's right before my bar mitzvah,

and I'm small.

I have a brother 6-2, another one 5-10,

and I get scraps.

So your cousin, Solomon, says, "Well, let's put him on appetite pills.

The more he eats, maybe he'll grow."

I get fat. I don't grow.

I burst through Robert Hall suits.

So now he said, "Well, let's X-ray his hands," right?

And I'm thinking I could be the Yankee shortstop.

You know, I'm 12 years old. Phil Rizzuto was 5-5, right? >> Yeah.

So he comes out and he says the thing that to this day has devastated me.

He says, "Maybe 5-8."

That killed me.

Your cousin.

I didn't know that you grew up in Queens. >> Jackson Heights.

Jackson Heights. What high school did you go to?

Newtown High School.

>> Brothers? Sisters? >> No, just me.

>> Just you. Only child? >> Yeah.

I never knew that.

Were you a funny kid?

>> Well, my mother thought so. >> [laughing]

>> This is great.

>> Mr. Rickles will get the check too, thanks. >> My pleasure.

So when I started out, we had Catch a Rising Star, we had the Improv, there was The Comedy Store.

It was a place for us to be bad. >> Right.

You know, to get our chops, to get our muscles going,

before we went out and started to get jobs.

Where was the first place that you said, "All right, I'm going to do an act. Can I get on?"

How did you start?

Well, I was working in places right off the street.

As I was doing my act, paper was rolling in...with a piano player outside.

"Dunt, dunt, dunt, dunt, Don Rickles."

And I would just talk to the people.

>> So you put this act together... >> I didn't put nothing together.

They said, "You're on." And I said, "I'm on what?"

[laughter] >> What was your opening line?

Well like things like,

I'd walk out on the stage, look at a woman and say, "The dress is embarrassing."

>> [laughing] Right away? >> Yeah.

Look at the front row, I'm working a home.

Look at the guy with the beard. You've got an hour.

Jesus. He's sitting there like he has years. You're going to die in the morning, for Christ's sake.

Inherently, you're a wonderful man and I think that comes through.

So when you do that... >> That's very sweet, thank you.

>> you can get away with stuff. >> There was one guy — bad, bad guy —

and he came to the show with his wife.

And I said to the wife, "Yeah. Ooh, what, a bus hit her? What happened?"

Show's over, guy comes backstage with her. "I want you to tell her now that she's a dog. You made fun of her, huh?"

>> Ow... >> "How would you like it if I come back here and break your arms?"

And my manager, Joe Scandori, at the time was related to, you know, a chain of people, you know."

Yeah. [laughing] A chain of people!

And I call him and says, "Joe, this guy is going to kill me."

And he had a voice like a bird. "Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll take care of it."

>> [laughing] >> "I'll take care of everything, don't worry."

It seems the guys in Brooklyn called and said, "Schmuck, Rickles is our friend. He could say anything."

>> That's a good chain of friends. >> Yeah.

[laughter]

Jilly Rizzo gave me a break in Miami Beach.

Guy said, "You stink!" and Jilly walked over and said, "[strangling noises]"

[laughter]

>> So why were you not part of the Rat Pack?

Cause I was too talented.

[laughter]

No, I...

I mean, I'm sure Peter Lawford was laughs, but

He was fun. He knew how to carry a casket.

[laughter]

>> And Sammy? >> He was fun to be with.

>> That was like a big break for me. I became his opening act for him. >> Really.

>> And that's where I starting doing him, because when you're in a room with somebody

that infectious and that legendary... >> Yeah, absolutely.

You can't help but not want to start to talk like him, and I mean that.

Yeah, I know, I always remember you did that.

Yeah, and it became so exciting.

A lot is made of the jewelry that you wear. I mean, it's just part of you.

It's not like you're bragging or, you know, it's not an ostentatious... >> They're fun!

>> They're fun. >> They're fun.

And they are a part of me because I can't get the damn things off, you know.

But I love them! And this is very special to me.

This is from Dick Clark for playing "Pyramid" more than anybody else has ever played the game.

>> But not on television. >> No, at home.

>> Just at home, yeah. >> A dog, a cat, let's play a little bit.

>> House pets. >> Very good.

Crackers, pickles, monkeys. >> Things found in a barrel.

Very good.

Schmechlich, albechin, Kichtachen, Schmelmin, >> Things you hock up in the morning!

>> Very good.

>> I would do Cosell, I would do Ali. >> Yeah, well, you do them good, by the way.

Hello once again, everyone, Howard Cosell coming to you.

[applause]

Mohammad, Frazier was incredible. How did you feel about the contest?

[laughter]

Everybody's talking about Joe Frazier. Don't want to talk about you.

[laughter]

You did a lot of impressions in the beginning.

Yeah, we all did, yeah.

But the early ones you did was Gable and Burt Lancaster

because your first movie was "Run Silent, Run Deep."

Gable used to say to me, "God dammit, Rickles, let's go and have a beer. We don't need this."

But Burt, he was serious. "Learn about the submarine, learn about the engine."

"Learn why the sub goes fast." [laughter]

The first time I met Burt Lancaster was at the Oscars.

I tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and, oh my God, it's Burt Lancaster.

He looked at me and he goes, "Have you ever been an acrobat?"

"Because you move like an acrobat. I think you could be an acrobat."

"I was an acrobat. I started as an acrobat."

Anthony Quinn, I loved him.

He always used to say, "Uhhhh, where's the waitress, for Christ's sake?"

And I said, "Tony, you can't keep eating with your hands." [laughter]

You've seen a lot of presidents.

You were born in '26, so you see...

>> Well, I did a show for >> Lincoln.

>> Washington. >> Washington. Washington.

>> The guy I was really close with is George Bush Sr. >> Senior.

>> He was like the back-up guy. >> It's called the vice president.

Yeah.

The president's here, this is a big shot for me.

Last night we had Bush. Well...

It was great. Did you see him and the wife after the show?

He was in the lobby going, "Nobody knows me."

[laughter]

I gave him a cookie, he went away. He didn't know what time it was.

I won a thousand dollars in a bet about you. With Robin, rest his soul.

We were doing "Comic Relief," Robin, Whoopi and I.

You graciously come on.

We were raising money for the homeless.

And I say to Robin before you come out, because we were all so excited that you were coming,

I said, "Robin, I'll bet you a thousand dollars, at some point, Don will slap one of us in the face."

[laughing] I remember that.

And you come out, you kill the audience and we sold T-shirts together,

and at the end of it when you said, "Am I getting out of here now? Can I leave now?"

and we said, "Yeah," and you slapped Robin in the face.

>> Take care of yourself. >> You too, take care, and I'm glad the hair thing did well.

[laughter]

>> Yeah, you want to know something? >> What?

I can't believe that you're Peter Pan. [slap] Now, I'll tell you this...

>> I called it! >>I know!

[applause]

And as we walk off, I'm basically almost falling down saying,

"All right, give me the thousand, we'll give it to the charity."

But could you have imagined that at 90, you'd still be great and still be out there working?

Isn't that amazing?

Well that's very sweet of you, but..

You go out. How many dates a year do you do now?

About 20.

And you go out with Regis a lot.

Well, that's a mercy thing.

[laughter]

You know I'm glad, I'm glad we did this.

>> Should we do this again? >> You're not strong enough.

[laughter]

>> Good things, Don. >> For you, too, a happy and healthy new year.

You too, Don.

[applause]

OK, we're leaving.

I really first became aware of Don on "The Tonight Show,"

when he'd come on and he just would destroy everybody.

And then I'd see him on the Dean Martin roasts,

and where everybody was doing prepared jokes,

he took everybody on with an attitude that was just hilarious and you believed him.

He's the last of the breed of comics that inspired me to want to be a comedian.

He was on a "Tonight Show" with Johnny and something died.

A joke just sat there.

And Don said, "I feel like I'm a Jew in Germany and my bike broke."

First, it's just funny. But second of all, it's just so...

historically accurate.

What was harder than being a Jew in Germany

and the fact that your mode of getting away from everybody is broken.

You don't get a chance to speak to people like this very often.

What it do? It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel. You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man, no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg,

live and direct. Go subscribe right now. What you waiting on?

What did he say?

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Vince Vaughn Goes Old School With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 7:39.

Well, it's nice to see you.

I don't like waiting so long for a guy that's not that big a star.

[Laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

You're the last guy I would expect to see at the beach.

I picture you at the beach in, like, black socks and eating a hot dog with mustard.

[Laughing]

Where was the first place that Stan Irwin,

your manager, saw you perform?

>> He wasn't my manager. >> No?

Henry Slate ran the place, but he was very involved.

A guy called Lenny Bruce.

Another politically correct comic.

Yeah, they thought he was a little too dirty at that time.

>> Yeah. >> So they asked me to come and take his place.

I got in the Slate Brothers and all of a sudden I became a thing.

And they were lining up to see me.

Would you scan the audience during the opening

and kind of start to pick people out that you knew you could use stuff on,

or would it just happen in the moment?

At the moment.

I never look and say, "I'll pick on this guy or that guy."

There's a lot of people here.

Look at these people here.

[Laughing]

This was not rehearsed.

It was in my personality.

>> So your act was never the same... >> No.

>> one night to the next. >> Well, no.

I have beginning, opening and ending.

You're kind of there, present in the moment,

and then it's on to the next, right?

That's it, yeah.

I'll tell you this.

What, am I on the Titanic?

I'll tell you this.

I'm staggering and I didn't even have a drink yet, for Christ's sake.

Did you ever write a screenplay?

I had trouble getting out of high school, for Christ's sake.

Right.

"Cat" was a tough word for me to spell.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Was your dad proud of you?

>> Was he supportive or was he critical? >> Oh, yeah.

He was a lovely guy.

>> You know the word "kibitzer"? >> Yeah.

Very warm and...

My dad was a salesman.

We used to go to the racetrack when I was a kid.

We'd play tag near the finish line,

you know, all the kids who'd go with their parents.

Father's Day we'd go to the racetrack.

But he never bet what he couldn't afford to lose,

>> but he just liked to play the horses. >> Sounds like my father.

>> Your father the same way? >> Yeah.

How about you? Did you play the cards...

No, I never, I never gambled.

They told me, "You don't gamble, you're not gonna work in Vegas."

>> You never gambled a little bit? >> No.

>> No blackjack? >> No.

>> No roulette? >> None of that.

>> Got it. >> I was a real monk.

[Laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♪]

So you started just joking around, making people laugh?

Yeah, yeah.

When did you figure out you could get paid for it,

or what was your first gig?

Hey, I'm 90.

Yeah, I know.

>> My first gig? >> Yeah.

It was with Rabbi Schwartz and the Bible.

[Laughing]

A hundred years ago.

There's the wife, huh?

She's built like my wife.

[Laughing]

Same type.

My wife takes off her bra at night and the head hits the sink.

[Laughing]

Was one of the first big places you played was the Sahara?

I played the Golden Nugget, too.

You'd have a midnight show, a 2 o'clock and then a 5 a.m.

Right.

>> Are these morning joggers coming to the 5 a.m.? >> No.

These are people who have been up all night, didn't get lucky?

No, they were waitresses in heat.

After the 5 o'clock show, would you be up a little bit afterwards

>> and then go to bed? >> Oh, yeah.

We'd go to Lake Mead and water-ski.

Nobody believes that, the way I am today.

And you were single then, when you first started.

There was a lot of fired cocktail waitresses, I'm assuming.

They all have children by me.

Hi, mother.

May I talk to you a moment?

Thank you.

What is your name?

>> Edna. >> Edna?

Edna what?

Winger.

Edna Winger.

Ah. [Laughing]

Nobody likes a wise guy, lady.

[Laughing]

What about this Ralph Lamb character?

Did you ever meet him, the Vegas cowboy sheriff?

Oh, yeah — hello.

The stories were famous about him.

That he would kind of keep the outfit and stuff and check in their casinos,

that he was kind of related to the senator and...

He wasn't, you know, a guy that I hung out with.

There's no, I don't have a wire, Don.

I'm just asking. It's just me talking to you.

I thought that...

I think the statute of limitations are well done.

You got that look, a cop look.

Well, I'm just asking you.

Just two guys talking next to the ocean like guys do, you know that.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

So there was a great music scene going on with the Rat Pack in Vegas.

There was a great stand-up scene, right?

How did you guys get to know each other and become friends?

The whole secret with me, rest his soul, was Sinatra.

He was a great friend.

We used to go to the steam room every night.

That's the story, they would sit and drink the water and...

The vodka, yeah.

Hair of the dog. I like that.

[Laughing]

Like a gentleman would after a cocktail waitress encounter.

I know where your head's at, and I like that.

>> Johnny Carson also was a big booster for me. >> Yeah.

He threw me in a pool once.

Just horseplaying.

Socially he wasn't, liked to mix with too many people.

Too shy?

He wouldn't do something like this.

Who would?

Well, you. You probably need the work.

[Laughing]

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

You guys came from a different time.

There was a depression.

There was real problems, so the sense of humor, the entertaining,

you had a lot more strength.

Feels like the comics today aren't coming from an authentic place

and not apologizing for it.

People are more concerned about how they're gonna be perceived.

That's the take I have on it.

Well, I used to be like that.

But I always had that reputation of making friends.

Sounds crazy.

Making friends in what I do, you know.

You tease each other, you joke about each other's backgrounds, right?

>> Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. >> And you actually would bring people closer

by doing it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Johnny has been a friend of mine for a lot of years.

I've been out with you very, very many, quite a few times in California.

I want to say publicly he's definitely cheap.

[Laughing]

I was with my friends.

We would always make fun of the stuff that,

whatever you were most insecure about or...

>> and that's how you, you know, it was more of a bond. >> Absolutely.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Some salmon?

>> Toro? >> Toro? OK.

Terrific.

Look at that.

That salmon looks wild.

I love eating sushi when I'm close to the ocean.

It makes me feel powerful.

You know what I mean? [Laughing]

[Laughing]

Where are you from originally?

I'm from outside of Chicago.

I'm going to guess you're about 55?

Forty-six.

You look good.

Really good.

You only missed it by a decade.

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

I think we did meet, though, because I could've sworn I said to Barbara...

The first time was at Danny Jansen's with the Oscars.

You were so nice to me.

This wasn't that far after "Swingers."

You pulled me in and you said, "Hey, I really enjoy watching you."

You were so kind to me.

I was expecting you to take a shot, but you were actually so,

so kind of encouraging and I really appreciated that.

I have very few people that's, say,

an enemy, I don't have a guy that walks around and says,

>> "That son of a bitch." >> Right.

But you're not looking for that.

You're looking to, you accept people where they're at, right?

That's right. I do.

I do.

Thanks for being so generous with — He's, this is on his as always.

Yeah, yeah. You know how he does it.

He loves to. He insists on it.

[Laughing]

He wants to keep a tab open for me for whenever I come here.

That's fine too. He loves that.

[Laughing]

Great to see you, pal.

Yeah.

>> You're tremendous. >> Good luck.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

You know, I used to go to Vegas when I wasn't even old enough

to play cards,

when I first moved out here at 18. I saw Sinatra play

at Bally's casino, actually, one time.

That was always kind of the golden age, Don's age,

and it was fun to get a chance to sit with him

and talk about that experience and what that was like early on.

I feel like I missed the opportunity to ask him about a reverse mortgage.

Maybe there'd be some money in that for him.

I don't have an AARP card, but I'm excited for the people that do.

I'm excited that we can provide this quality of entertainment to you guys.

Tomorrow's a new day, right?

There's always something exciting to look forward to, right?

You haven't seen it all before, so...

this should be a lot of fun.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg,

and I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can seen Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

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Judd Apatow Fanboys Over Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 8:43.

This is one of my favorite places, the Palm.

I'm mainly doing this for the meal.

I don't care.

[Laughing]

Where you from, by the way?

I'm from Long Island, Syosset, Nassau County.

I'm from Jackson Heights.

Oh, really?

A nice Long Island Jewish boy,

I used to go see you at the Westbury Music Fair.

>> You're kidding. >> That's right.

I used to work at all, all the places on the island.

If you didn't do good down there, you had a lot of trouble.

When was the first time you got up and did stand-up?

I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud.

>> I was... >> So you were doing strip clubs?

No, I, but close.

What's close to a strip club?

>> It's a Melody Club in those days. >> Yeah.

I worked in Bayonne.

>> Baseball-right-in-the-mouth kinda place. >> Yeah.

Anything I ever did, nobody ever wrote it for me.

Do you know how I know that?

I asked to write for you when I first moved to California.

I called your representatives and I said, "I'd like to write jokes for Don Rickles."

And they told me no.

[Applause]

Thank you so much.

Nice to see you, Jeff.

What do you do for a living, Jeff?

Nothing.

Nothing. [Laughing]

Good luck to you..

I spoke to the people in Bethlehem.

They expect you. [Laughing]

You gonna eat all that?

No, I'm not touching that.

[Laughing]

Who is the comedian that you liked that made you want to be a comedian?

>> Jackie Gleason was great. >> Yeah.

He used to come on the stage with me at the Slate Brothers.

So that was a, a nightclub in L.A.?

>> Yeah. >> And Lenny Bruce canceled and you filled in?

Henry Slate, rest his soul, hired me, and all of a sudden stars were coming to see me.

And I always put them down, you know. It was like Magic City.

Dom DeLuise, now, can you see him in a health club with that body?

Looks like a hard-boiled egg that didn't break on the dish.

[Laughing]

Look who came in,

an unknown.

[Applause]

Why is he here?

Is the war over?

[Laughing]

When I was a kid, my grandmother's best friend was Totie Fields.

Oh, I knew Totie well, very well.

I used to go around the country and see her perform.

And then she had diabetes.

She had her leg amputated.

She had all these bits about needing to get, like, a spare tire out of her trunk

and having her other leg in there and, and the place went crazy.

I think somewhere in my head I thought, "Wow, that would, that,

this is the best job you could have."

[Laughing]

Thank you.

Oh, I'm comfortable.

That's it.

How, how funny was Totie Fields?

Equivalent to like a Joan Rivers.

Yeah, yeah.

[Laughing]

I'll do it this way.

She was considered, uh, one of the top ladies, you know.

Was Lenny Bruce as funny as people said he was?

Lenny Bruce in his day was considered very funny, but very dirty.

What about Dick Gregory?

Did you see Dick Gregory back then?

Oh, yeah, I knew him. Who was the other guy?

The other black star?

Oh, Dave Chappelle?

No, no.

>> Redd Foxx? >> Close.

>> Flip Wilson? >> It was, uh...

Willie Tyler and Lester?

Will you shut up a minute?

What's his name?

It became an open forum with the crew.

[Laughing]

Will Smith?

No, you named everybody but the guy.

>> Richie Pryor. >> Yeah.

He, he was good.

He was really a clever guy.

I have no memory at all right now.

Like, when I think about, like, when my kid was 2

and the only thing I can remember is, like, she liked grapes.

Like, it all goes away.

My kid is in class.

There's 50 kids in the class.

So that means there's 100 parents.

It's 150 people I'm supposed to know, and I know four.

And every day I see the parents at school, and they say, "Hi, Judd."

And I say, "What's up, my man?"

But I don't know what to say to the women because you can't say, "What's up, my lady?"

And every day I get busted for not knowing anybody's name.

Well, it's a wonderful, sad story.

[Laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

So I used to go see everybody at Westbury Music Fair.

Go see you and Totie Fields.

I saw Dangerfield back in the day.

I wanted to meet comedians.

I was trying to figure out how to meet comedians.

So I had a radio station at my high school and I started a radio show

>> Oh, really? >> where I would interview comedians.

And so the first person I interviewed was Steve Allen,

who was very nice to me.

And that's how I learned, uh, how it worked a little bit.

Like how to get stage time and how long it would take.

People, you know, told me it would take seven years to find myself.

And then I started doing stand-up on Long Island.

I realized how hairy I was the other day.

Ladies, don't moan.

I know it's gross, but I, uh, I was playing tennis and I looked down

and I could see the hair on my back in my shadow.

[Laughing]

And I was wearing a shirt, too, you know?

[Laughing]

You, you never did a play or anything?

I'm a terrible actor.

I once auditioned when I was very young for a TV commercial.

When I talked, I kept going like this.

I couldn't stop pointing 'cause I didn't know how to act.

So I kept pointing and the director said, "Can you do it again without pointing?"

And I would start and then in the middle I would just, like, start pointing again.

I couldn't stop.

And then he took duct tape and he taped my hand to my leg.

And then I never acted again.

I was really humiliated.

I thought maybe that's not what I do.

How's your acting?

>> I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts. >> Yeah?

Yeah, I was pretty good.

You all know me.

You, you know what I stand for.

You know what I believe in.

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe in the truth in the book of Genesis.

But I never got a chance on Broadway, which was, that was my secret dream.

That was the dream, Broadway.

Now, you know, I saw you once at the Greek.

It was Pia Zadora, you, and then Sinatra.

And all of my friends said, "We're gonna go to this show,

and we're gonna make a night of it."

And then we took an enormous amount of psychotropic drugs.

We were in the third row, sitting next to Sinatra's family.

I was a very young man, when you would do things like this.

I wouldn't do it now. I have kids.

And then the drugs took effect as you went on stage.

You pick my friend out of the crowd while he is tripping

to do the samurai bit with him.

And he is on stage and he looks at us from the stage.

And you did that thing where you hugged him but wouldn't let go.

And he looked at us, like,

like his mind was melting.

I said to my friend, "Do you have any more mushrooms?"

And he said, "No, the, that guy's not around anymore," because he knew

that I had so much fun that I was about to become a drug addict.

And so then I never did drugs ever again, thanks to you.

>> You never did drugs? >> Never.

Did you have a drinking phase?

>> Vodka, yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Well, Sinatra taught me that. >> Yeah.

Were you kind of a boring person?

Not till now.

[Laughing]

I gotta pay for this?

No, I'm still eating it if I gotta pay for it.

Who pays for this?

Oh, just put it down.

Don't look at it.

Do you know this is an actual bill?

This isn't even like a prop bill.

Right, they'll take care of it.

>> If they can't take care of it, we walk. >> OK.

>> You know, all kidding aside... >> Yes.

I am really, really delighted that, uh, you were able to do this.

Wow! I couldn't be a bigger fan of yours.

Happy and a healthy new year.

Now, if I just sat here and ate my chicken parmesan while you sat there,

would it be a, a good credit sequence?

[Laughing]

I literally can't remember a time when I wasn't a fan of Don Rickles.

I remember watching "C.P.O. Sharkey."

I remember seeing him live at Westbury Music Fair.

And loving hearing stories about real people that he would rip on.

I remember seeing him on one of the last "Tonight" shows

and he said to Johnny, "Well, good thing you ended it while you're on top."

I remember looking in Johnny's eyes and thinking, "I think that hurt him."

And he said, "Yeah, I'm gonna keep talking to Ed

because at least he's got the 'Star Search' show."

I also remember he said to somebody, when I was a kid he just,

he turned to a lady and he said, "Hey, lady, pull down your skirt. You're 40."

That, uh, that was graphic for a young man to hear.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I"m talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

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Paul Rudd Chews the Fat With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 8:25.

No, they say you're a very successful actor.

And I'll be honest, I never heard of you.

[Laughing]

This is a real thrill.

Thank you for sitting with me.

Well, we've never met.

No, we've never met, really.

We don't know each other.

I've just been a big fan.

I've seen you perform live.

Oh, did you?

>> Yeah. >> Thank you.

At, uh, Twentynine Palms with Cybill Shepherd.

I made the trip

because it was a great show.

I swear to God I wanted to do a good show.

Dear, fix your dress.

You're over 40, for Christ's sake.

[Laughing]

Get up, Pop, get up.

[Laughing]

Now stay the hell outta here.

I don't want you in here anymore.

Just get outta here.

Just get the hell out.

[Laughing]

I wanna do a show, for Christ's sake, and that's the whole...

Watch your hand, lady.

Watch your hand.

[Laughing]

The old broad touched me.

Forget about it!

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Uh, a glass of water.

What are you having?

I'll have a little vodka.

All right, then I'll have a glass of tequila.

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

So, when you come to a place like this, do you have a set dish?

Do you get the steak here?

Do you have a, do you like, uh, do you have a menu?

Do you ever say, do you say, "Give me the usual."

Um, what kind of question is this?

Is this a question?

No.

Oh, God, I'm, I'm just gonna start insulting myself to beat you to the punch.

[Applause]

Dean, I thank you for your wonderful introduction.

Uh, you would love the evening if you knew you were here.

[Laughing]

I kid about great stars such as you, Bob. Why?

'Cause you're old and washed up.

Jack Benny, a great star, God bless him.

Milton Berle, great people.

This is wonderful being here at the Home.

And I say this from my heart.

[Laughing]

No, it's a joke, it's a joke.

[Laughing]

You know, they, they say "insult."

What got me there was exaggeration.

Over some 50, 60 years, uh, I started picking on people in fun.

I kid around about life.

But no matter what your beliefs are, we all pray for one thing.

As Lyndon Baines Johnson, our great president, only said last night,

"What's happening?"

[Laughing]

I don't think you would have had the career that you've had

and been as beloved if your innate goodness and kindness

isn't the thing that comes across the most.

That's, that's absolutely apparent.

Well, thank you, Paul.

It's your personality.

I can walk up to a guy that I don't know and say, "Huh? Get rid of this shirt."

"You're ridiculous."

No. And the guy, like you did, will smile 'cause there's a way of saying things

that are not putting a knife in you.

But as you know, Paul, as an actor, you can't please everybody.

I'm just trying to please a couple.

[Laughing]

Once.

That was a good one, Paul.

Thanks.

[Laughing]

I'm just too nervous.

More tequila.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Uh, a steak.

Yes.

That sounds terrific.

Yes, please.

He's a mind reader.

You got a nice smile.

You're a nice gentleman.

You got children?

Well, you don't have to thank me.

You did it.

I didn't.

[Laughing]

Let's toast to your bar mitzvah.

L'chaim!

That's the worst tequila I've ever, I've ever had.

Where was your bar mitzvah?

Spain.

Just a classic Madrid bar mitzvah?

No, I got mine at a place called Young Israel at Flatbush, in a place called Jackson Heights, Long Island.

It was a small synagogue.

Do you remember your bar mitzvah piece?

Are you alone a lot?

[Laughing]

I don't know.

>> Some people... >> I'm 90 years old.

I remember the haftarah, backwards and forwards.

So around this time, then, 13, are you thinking, "I know what I wanna do"?

"I wanna be an actor"?

Well, I went to, uh, I heard you did, too.

We went to the same school.

Yeah, American Academy of Dramatic Arts.

I used to come on like gangbusters.

When I made an entrance into a room I went, "How are ya, Tom?"

They went, "Take it easy."

You know, I went to school with people like Jason Robards, Grace Kelly.

It's now, it's the oldest established acting school.

This was the first, uh, accredited acting school in this country.

>> Was it really? >> I believe so.

And, and when I, when I applied, you, Danny DeVito, they were all,

all your pictures were in the literature.

>> Oh, really? >> Yeah.

When you first discovered this, this, uh, style or you,

it seemed that people were getting a kick out of it,

was it ever, uh, intimidating?

Did you ever feel nervous about doing it?

Well, I think every actor, including yourself, I would assume,

whenever the light went on, you're nervous because you say, "Will they like me tonight?"

But that makes the machine, as I call it, the machine go

and makes me very entertaining, I think.

To tell the truth, I, I exaggerate.

I make fun of blacks, whites, Jews, Ital — well, Jews...

[Laughing]

We're the chosen people.

We had a few bum breaks.

I must admit that.

The Red Sea trick...

[Laughing]

Should we eat a little bit here?

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

Don't choke, just...

Having a conversation with food seemed good in theory.

They wanted a plate of stuff like everybody loves it here.

[Laughing]

Uh, I heard recently that you joined Twitter. Is that true?

I write my own tweets, yeah.

My wife thought of, she's the editor and she, she turns around and says,

"Uh, that's not that funny."

How is it when you meet kids and they recognize your voice from "Toy Story"?

Has that happened?

It happens a lot, yeah.

It's on my box.

Ages 3 and up.

I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

What are you lookin' at, you hockey puck?

Sometimes performers remember a certain show, a concert or a performance

that really sticks out in their mind.

Do you remember what some of your, like, your greatest ones?

The greatest thing up to this point was to do the, uh, Ronald Reagan inaugural.

Did you ever get nervous doing that, though?

>> I mean... >> I'm nervous doing this.

[Laughing]

Good evening, Mr. President.

Nice to see you, sir.

And your lovely wife, Nancy.

It's, it's a big treat for me to fly all the way from California to be here for this kind of money.

[Laughing]

But your career has been going great, too.

My God.

Uh, I've been pretty lucky, yeah.

>> I'm very fortunate that I've been able to assist... >> How old are you now?

I'm 47.

You look it.

[Laughing]

I feel it.

How long you married now?

I've been married for 14 years, but my wife and I have been together for 22 years

>> Wow. >> we've been together.

That's great.

Do people ask you what's the secret?

What's the secret of a long marriage?

Oh, well, you get that, too, I'm sure.

To me it's, uh, the relationship you have between two people, to be friends as we are

and very intimate with our conversations.

And she's for me and I'm always for her.

And yet she's very low key and I'm a loud Jew from the neighborhood, you know.

[Laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

>> Hello. >> Do, do you want to take this to go or do you just want to go?

[Laughing]

I'm, uh, I'm, I'm just gonna go.

OK, good.

Who's paying?

That's gonna be on Don.

All right, we'll see.

>> Yeah. >> Good.

All right.

Well, this has been, uh, a real honor.

Oh, please.

How are the, uh, clams?

Just delicious.

Let's hear it for Paul, gang.

[Applause]

When I was a kid I, I, you know, heard about Don because my, uh,

parents always thought he was really funny.

Uh, seeing him on TV and, uh, seeing him on "The Tonight Show,"

and, uh, you know, I think that he kind of falls in that, uh, legendary category.

I, I'm a big Don Rickles fan and a big George Carlin fan.

And I think that they are both guys who have never, ever wavered in their brilliance.

Don Rickles is just proof that you can have an amazing career and you can be,

be that funny and sustain it.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dog, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

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Amy Poehler Cracks Up Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 9:28.

We are rolling.

[Laughing]

That's when I use my voice, when it's some money involved.

[Laughing]

So we met, uh, I feel like the first time we met was at a party at Jimmy Kimmel's house.

And he'd assembled a bunch of people and I sat with you and and your lovely wife,

and had a really nice conversation.

Yeah.

And, uh, it seems like I made a real impression on you.

[Laughing]

How are you?

Oh, good.

There she is.

Then I got the privilege of getting to go to, uh, the Apollo that night.

Don is the real deal.

He had his own variety show and his own sitcom.

He called both of them "The Don Rickles Show."

That's the kind of creative genius we're dealing with here.

[Laughing]

I just showed up and, you know, gave it a wave

and made Robert De Niro feel important.

When was the first time you met Robert De Niro?

At a whispering contest.

[Laughing]

I gotta tell this waiter to shut the [bleep] up.

OK. [Laughing]

OK, guys, just keep it down.

Sorry. We needed pepper.

Sorry. The pepper's important for the background.

OK, so I started at a place called Second City in Chicago.

>> It was a lot of improv there. >> Yeah.

Getting to know you and research you a little bit

I know that you never wrote down your act, right?

A lot of people can't believe that.

>> But it's true. >> Yeah, I can't believe it.

Everything I've done on the stage has never been written.

But it worked for me.

Many, many years ago he gave me a break on a television show

with hair, with his — not you, not you.

[Laughing]

I'll let you know when, but it's good that you practice standing.

[Laughing]

Later on we're gonna have you walking and talking and mixing with people.

You're gonna have such a good time.

[Laughing]

You know, nowadays, um, stand-ups, you know, they put on headphones.

They listen to their act.

They walk around and say their act out loud.

When you were getting ready to do your act, what was your prefight warm-up?

I always belted a couple of vodkas in those days.

And then I met my wife and realized that, uh, we were going no place together.

[Laughing]

How long have you guys been married?

Sixty years?

Fifty-one.

Not 60, huh? Well...

Call me when it's 60.

All right. Sixty.

>> I have two boys,

>> Oh, do you? >> 6 and 8.

They're fun. They're wild right now.

>> That's great. >> Yeah.

It's funny to watch them form jokes, you know?

Like, to start to figure out what they think is funny.

>> Yeah. >> And you have grandsons, right?

The oldest is 17.

He, he's very creative.

And his brother is a wonderful boy but he does a lot of...

takes quick naps.

[Laughing]

Just throw this in the garbage, please.

I'm on a diet.

OK.

>> I'm just kidding. >> Are you sure?

Just kidding.

If you do one more funny remark, I'm leaving.

[Laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Was your mom a good cook?

She was never one for the kitchen.

Do you know where your kitchen is in your house?

I don't have to.

I tip somebody and they, and they find it.

[Laughing]

You've probably traveled all over the world, right?

Did you ever go to Italy or some place and find a tiny restaurant

that Frank told you about or something?

Frank who?

Didn't he die?

[Laughing]

It's a little humor, a little humor, Frank.

[♪♫ Music ♫♪]

My grandfather was in the service.

He fought in the Battle of the Bulge.

What prompted you to go into the service?

Failing in school.

Yeah. How old were you when you went in?

Eighteen.

Wow. Did you use to make people laugh in the Navy?

Oh, God, I was the class clown.

>> Yeah. >> You know, yeah.

I was in the Philippines for 2½ years.

Did you ever hear the story, I'm sure you did, about...

it just made me think of it when you were talking about being in the, in the service.

Betty White tells the story of how...

hold on, let me get this right.

There's a lot of old people in this story so I think you'll be interested.

Carl Reiner saved the life of Betty White's husband

or Betty White's husband, Allen, saved the life of Carl.

One of them, Carl Reiner was funny in the military

and they kinda put him in another squad and then his,

the squad he was in went on to all die soon after.

But he was... [Laughing]

It's a great, it's a funny, uplifting story.

Yeah.

A bunch of people die, but either Carl Reiner or Betty White's husband doesn't.

Why don't we just talk about burials?

Yeah. [Laughing]

Is it, it, do you get tired of saying "God rest his soul" because, no.

OK.

I guess you don't say that.

You just say "Dig deeper."

[Laughing]

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

What's all this busy work?

New straws? Why?

They wanna act like the place is doing good.

They charge you per straw.

The early part of your career was working at, you know, small clubs.

>> Joints. >> Yeah, joints.

What was that early part of your career like?

It was tough because in those days they didn't know me from diddly-squat.

I came on with something entirely different, you know.

>> Yeah. >> I did once something that nobody's ever done before.

I went out to the casino and I said, "OK, I've had it."

"I want this stopped."

"I want it stopped now."

"It's too damn noisy."

"I'm trying to do some humor and you people are ruining it."

"And I'm not gonna tolerate it."

All the gamblers were like this.

[Laughing]

And they probably all went into your show the next night, right?

You don't understand.

You try to do a good job and you can't.

I'm a friend. You're fat.

And I'll tell you this.

What's your name?

James.

Get up, James. Get up.

Now get your ass outta here.

I don't want you in here.

I didn't want you in here.

[Laughing]

I want to be with you so bad, lady.

I swear to God.

Is this the wife?

Jesus Christ.

[Laughing]

Well, it feels like you kept your shows alive.

>> Yeah. >> Like they were organic.

The audience can feel that, too.

They don't like, they don't like if they feel like you're just phoning it in.

They wanna feel like it's their special night, you know?

When I started out I did impressions.

Can you still do any of those impressions?

Is there some extra money involved? [Laughing]

"Run Silent, Run Deep."

Burt Lancaster, he was like, "Don, you gotta know about the submarine."

[Laughing] "Gotta understand it."

Gable was like, "There he is coming up with that crap again."

"Let's have lunch and forget about it."

Uh, my kind of actor.

I did Gable all the time.

Clark is... [Laughing]

Good guy, Clark.

Did people take themselves less seriously in the '50s, '60s than they do now?

It's so changed, you know.

The kids come on with, you know, "Up Your Kazoo" and...

I gotta say, I'm a producer of "Up Your Kazoo" and it's a big hit.

[Laughing]

So please, before you go any further.

Do you care about young comedians?

Do you watch anybody?

Do you ever go and...

No, I watch myself 'cause you can't top greatness.

[Laughing]

I'll tell you this.

Is this too fast, Ronnie?

[Laughing]

Anyway, uh...

He's sitting there looking at the program going

"Where does it say he makes fun of me?"

"Where does it say that?"

It's fascinating to watch your work because you just,

you know how to tease and it feels like a loving tease

even though it's, it's very hard to do.

I never walked off the stage feeling I've offended anybody, you know.

Yeah.

How long you married?

You're a good-lookin' guy.

How long you married?

Twelve years. To this woman?

Why?

I'll tell you, no, she's -

Third marriage?

It was just a tone thing.

You either, you either know how to do it or you don't.

That's right.

And you did it so wonderfully.

Oh, thank you.

The closest version of that I have ever had is when, when we hosted the Golden Globes.

Good evening, I'm Tina Fey.

And I'm Amy Poehler.

Those of you at home, I wish you could feel the excitement in this room.

You can smell the pills from here.

[Laughing]

In today's society, teasing is very difficult to get away with or do

because people are very sensitive about it.

Oh, yeah.

Are you Craig?

I am.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Why did you butt in like that?

[Laughing]

>> Good to see you. >> Thank you so much.

Uh, I need another straw, please, when you get a chance.

[Laughing]

I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be sincere here for a second.

I remember very vividly when I first met you.

And you and your wife were so lovely to me.

And I'm really honored to get to talk to you, Don.

Well, that's very sweet.

Yeah, when your name came up, I said, "I don't want her."

[Laughing]

And they said, "Be nice, she, she needs it."

"She needs it."

Thanks for having me to your beautiful home.

[Laughing]

Yeah.

It's not bad is it?

Ceiling needs some work.

[Laughing]

I don't really remember a time when I didn't know who Don Rickles was.

You know, my parents and my grandparents loved him.

And for me it's just associated with a lot of laughter in my house.

Tuxedo, drink in hand, everybody laughing so hard at themselves,

and loving his hard teasing made me realize that there was something

about him as a person that everybody really loved.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talkin' about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

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Marisa Tomei Talks Life and Love With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 6:05.

You have the happiest face I have ever met.

Say, "Hello, how's your family?"

"Just great."

[Laughing]

I'm happy right now talking to you. [Laughing]

We did meet once before.

You might not remember 'cause I'm not really sure whose party it was at.

But we were both invited to meet the princess of Monaco.

Marvin Davis.

Yeah. It was a really, a big party.

Lot of, lot of big names.

And I was very thrilled that you insulted me at the very end.

>> I did? >> I don't really remember what you said.

But I remember I was, like, shocked.

I was just leaving for the car and you shouted it out and I thought,

I made it. I'm in Hollywood.

Rickles insulted me.

You're single?

I'm single? Are you starting in and insulting me already?

>> No. >> You like to hit to the core?

>> No. >> No, I was gonna ask you about that, too, 'cause you married late, too.

Take a guess.

How long do you think I'm married?

Uh, well...

Tonight!

All right, all right, all right.

I'm slow, I'm slow.

[Laughing]

I'm gonna say 50 years, maybe.

>> Fifty-one. >> Fifty-one.

[Laughing]

And how did you meet your wife of 51 years?

That was a mercy case.

[Laughing]

She said, "I can't believe that Johnny knows me so good."

"I'm gonna be on TV."

Go ahead, honey, tell them what you told me how you're fed up with the show.

[Laughing]

When you came out of high school you started to be an actress?

No, more in my 20s.

I stayed in New York for a while.

I joined a theater company.

I did a bunch of plays off-Broadway and eventually on Broadway.

And then I came here.

>> Was your, was your... >> Got sucked into it.

Was your family for that or...

My mom said no.

My mom was like, "Do something with your mind."

She didn't know that it takes intelligence to, to be in our business.

But actually, my mom was pretty funny.

And I always think that I got some of my, my timing and, and that zest for it from her.

>> Same thing with me with my mom. >> Really?

So she was funny and made you laugh and then you in turn...

No, she never made me laugh.

Oh, no? [Laughing]

My goodness.

What, what you throw on a bucket of paint?

[Laughing]

Why don't you put a number on your back and get in the roller derby?

[Laughing]

You're a good-looking guy, right?

You look like Richard Harris, the actor.

Have you ever been told that?

No.

Well, you don't then.

[Laughing]

Your manager was just telling me one of your first, uh, stops was a nightclub

that now is a shul

>> That's right. >> in Brooklyn.

[Laughing]

It's funny the way you know the word shul, the way you say it, you know?

>> Yeah. >> Being a Gentile girl it's...

Yeah, well, but I grew up in, in Brooklyn in the, in the heart of Flatbush.

There is a sense of where I was from and my particular family that,

like all performers, like, that's what influences us.

And coming out of that particular neighborhood in Brooklyn,

which was very mixed, a lot of ethnicities, which I think is so wonderful

for an actor to get to see all kinds of cultures and get to know and love all kinds of people.

[Laughing]

My whole life, my friends, has been dedicated to humor about ethnic backgrounds.

And a wonderful man, Jack Benny, said to me once, in the Slate Brothers in California,

"He's gonna get killed."

[Laughing]

I was really good in, at the corner joints.

Places that weren't exactly top of the mind.

I, we might have that in common.

I, I did play a stripper and I know that you worked in some, in some strip joints.

So I know a joint.

Dean Martin has been a friend of many, many years.

Dean, uh, I say this from my heart, really.

I've never liked you. Never.

[Laughing]

Yeah, I'd be so terrified to ever do stand-up.

I like, or I don't know what you, you want to call it,

like, I have text and I can make something of it, but, um...

You didn't go to college.

I went to college for a year and then I, I got a job on a soap opera, actually.

So I thought it was gonna be like a short little thing and then they extended my part

and I wound up not going back.

You're doing "Spider-Man."

>> I am. >> A lot of physical stuff, right?

>> I'm the, uh, I'm his adviser. >> Oh.

Perhaps his guru.

[Laughing]

"Rat Race" I did with Debbie Reynolds.

I played a gangster.

I said, "Why don't you shut up?"

Bang. I physically slapped her.

But you really, you, you really gave her a knock?

Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah." You say it like there's a statute of limitations on that.

She was on, laying on the floor for the count of nine.

[Laughing]

And I did "Innocent Blood" with John Landis.

I did a John Landis picture.

>> Oh, did you? >> "Oscar."

So what do we have in common?

We have the neighborhood, John Landis, strip clubs.

>> And I'm successful and you're struggling. >> Are we both...

Yeah, that's right.

[Laughing]

You gonna eat? Can I have that?

It's like a cheese steak.

Before you bite into it...

Yeah.

>>> I wish you every success... >> Thank you.

>> to you and your family.

>> Thank you. >> You're a pretty girl.

Thanks.

Don't marry a cameraman, a director.

They're all trouble.

Oh, my God.

I gotta get out of this business.

We had an album, "Hello Dummy!," in our house,

so it was something that my brother and I listened to a lot.

And then later I met him at Marvin Davis' house.

He stole the evening.

It was a lot of hotshots and he was so incredibly funny.

And he personally insulted my boyfriend at the time as we were walking to the car.

He gets to that sensitive spot

where he knows what's going on really deep inside you and then kind of zings it,

but in the way, like, only your family could do.

But in the right way.

You know, a loving family.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

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Jimmy Kimmel Goes Deep With Don Rickles | Dinner with Don | AARP - Duration: 7:30.

When you were a young comic, who did you look up to?

To be honest?

Yeah.

I loved me.

[Laughing]

>> By the way, congratulations with your, with your [hosting]. >> Thank you very much.

How'd that happen?

Oh, the Oscars?

Yeah.

I don't know how it happened.

They must've went through a list and...

That's great, Jimmy.

Thank you, thank you.

>> It's a big kick in the ass. >> We're having a baby, too.

No, I know, that I know.

That's the least. [Laughing]

And mazel tov with the baby.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, what, what do you want?

Can I bring you something to drink?

I mean, anything you want.

Uh, what's your name?

Gino.

Some kind of Italian.

Are you an actor?

Sometimes.

This is what the waiters look like in L.A.

No, I can tell.

I can tell he's an actor.

He's doing the smile when there's no call for it.

I'll be right back.

[Laughing]

But, you know, when I'm sitting here with you, we go back a long time.

>> We do. We do. >> Yeah.

And it's great the way your career has moved up, you know.

In fact, you've, you've gotten very important and it's starting to bother me.

Yeah, yeah. [Laughing]

This is the eighth appearance you've made on this show.

I'll drop my pants and fire a rocket.

[Laughing]

I grew up in Las Vegas.

Uh, my parents went to see you.

>> My parents met you before I met you. >> Yeah.

And I said, "Well, tell him I said hello and ask, ask him if,

ask if he ever heard of me."

And you said, uh, "What, what's his name?"

And, uh, and she said, "Jimmy Kimmel."

And you said, "No, I don't think I have, and why, why, how would I know him?"

And she said, uh, "Well, he just said you, he'd heard of you

so maybe you'd heard of him."

And, uh, and you responded,

according to her you went...

"Schmuck."

Yeah, must have had the crowd roaring.

[Laughing]

Don, should we be, should we have good manners and put our napkins in our laps?

If you plan to eat.

I don't, I don't eat here.

You don't eat?

No.

I thought this was "Dinner with Don."

No, I don't eat here.

Since Mussolini died, I never eat here.

Oh, did he pass away?

>> Big turnout, too. >> Yeah.

By the way, I just noticed, uh, there's a lipstick mark on my, uh, on the glass of water

>> that I've not, not yet... >> Call the Board of Health.

It'll close this place.

We'll get, we'll get that A taken off the window.

Jesus Christ, we would.

You studied for something, didn't you?

Yeah, drawing and painting.

>> I like that kind of thing. >> Oh, really?

Yeah. And I never really intended to be in comedy or a comedian.

But I got into radio.

>> That's how I... >> Yeah.

I started and...

>> That was a smart move instead >> Yeah.

of the other thing.

Yeah. [Laughing]

It, yeah, I guess so.

I've been lucky enough to have dinner with you and the Newharts

and, uh, I got, got to see the, uh, dynamic between you and Bob.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but the dynamic seems to be

Bob sits there nervously while you embarrass him.

Pretty close.

Bob Newhart made the claim that he was my closest friend.

I have never met Bob Newhart.

[Laughing]

When we were in Germany, a guy would come to the table.

I'd say, "Do you have any fish?"

And Newhart would go, don't don't don't, don't start in.

Please, we'll get arrested.

Don't, don't do it.

[Laughing]

Don is, uh, he's my best, my best friend.

Which just gives you some idea of the difficulty I have in making friends.

[Laughing]

This is what you ordered?

This is like a child's meal.

These are cocktail franks.

I never would have guessed that this would be what would come to the table.

All, all the Jews, all the Jews have this at bar mitzvahs.

[Laughing]

They do look uncircumcised, yeah.

That was a good one, Jimmy.

Thanks, Don.

Unbelievable.

Mr. Kimmel, so good to see you.

Hey, Craig, what's happening?

How are you?

>> Did they send you in specifically to interrupt us right in the middle of a good anecdote? >> Yes. Yes.

He'll do anything to keep his name alive.

[Laughing]

Well, thank you for dressing up to see us.

Don's hot dogs look delicious.

They do.

I know, I love that stuff.

Hey, good seein' ya.

Good to see you, boss.

Never liked this guy.

[Laughing] >> Never.

Not to embarrass you, but you are so lovable as a guy.

Is that a nice way of saying I'm not that funny?

You are funny, you know, when I have a headache or something, you know.

No, you sell your charm, which I think is great.

And God bless, I'm very happy for you.

Well, I, it's always fun when you're on the show.

As you know, I love it.

This is a really great box set.

Have you watched this?

Be honest.

Have you watched any of this?

It's my life.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I saw some of it.

[Laughing]

What, what's good which I like, when I work now, the young people come to see me.

Isn't it interesting that that will give you energy?

Because you'd think you'd be most interested in your peers,

>> people in your age group. >> Absolutely.

Then how exciting it is when you get this new group of people.

I've been very lucky in, in that sense.

What, what'd you major in college?

Uh, in the university, sociology.

Uh, you gotta, you're not Jewish, are ya?

Yes, I am.

Oh.

[Laughing]

You gave me the best advice in show business that anyone ever gave me.

What was that?

Before the show, I'd come out and I'd speak to the audience.

I'd do, like, a little bit of warm-up.

After the show, you called me and you said, "You, you gotta stop doing that."

"You're, you're blowing it."

"The energy is gone already because they've already seen you."

So I've not done it since, and you were absolutely right.

[♫♪ Music ♪♫]

Who gave you the nickname Mr. Warmth?

Johnny Carson.

Here's a dear friend that I affectionately call Mr. Warmth.

The Master of Malice.

This year's poster child for rabies.

Mr. Warmth, Don Rickles.

That's a good thing when, when other comics are coming up with nicknames for you.

They make out like I'm a Nazi, for Christ's sake.

[Laughing]

>> But I... >> But you're not a Nazi, right?

>> No, no, no. >> Just, just for the record, you were on the other side.

Right, right.

Don, I know you, you have a lot of show business advice,

but I think you also have a lot of good life advice just for people in general,

people who might not be in show business.

Give us some advice.

Firstly, you have to be able to handle rejection.

You gotta keep plugging away.

Always, always.

That's if you're a comedian, though.

What if you're not a comedian?

How do you do it?

Family, you know.

That's it, you know.

Family, friends.

Oh, yeah.

Miniature hot dogs.

Right, yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Your secrets are all there.

Yeah, that's right.

[Laughing]

Don was an omnipresent figure in Las Vegas.

Don and Wayne Newton and these people that were always there.

Of course, we knew Don from Johnny Carson with "The Tonight Show."

With being a Las Vegan and a comedian and somebody who enjoys

the kind of humor that Don really invented, it, uh, it's a big deal to me

that I, that I know him. And I will say of all the people I know,

no one gets my friends and people that I meet, actors, very famous people,

more excited than Don Rickles.

People are like, "Oh, what's he like?"

"Do you think I can meet him?"

And that doesn't happen with anybody else, really.

What it do?

It's your boy, big Snoop Dogg.

And I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel.

You know what I'm talking about?

So you can see Don Rickles and see his right-hand man,

no, his left-hand man, Snoop Dogg, live and direct.

Go subscribe right now.

What you waitin' on?

What did he say?

[Laughing]

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Elvis Presley - Please Don't Drag That String Around [CC ] - Duration: 1:57.

You like to keep me dangling on a string

'Cause you know without you my life don't mean a thing

So I beg you, please don't drag that string around, oh no

Well, what if it should break

What would I do then

Keep that string up off the ground, oh yeah

Remember my heart is tied to the other end mmmm

Yes, I'm your puppet, my heart is in your hand

One twist of the wrist and I jump to your command

So I beg you, please don't drag that string around, oh no

Well, what if it should break, what would I do then

Keep that string up off the ground, oh yeah

Remember my heart is tied to the other end

I feel inside me, as sure as anything

One day I'll mean more to you than a puppet on a string

So I beg you, please don't drag that string around, oh no

Well, what if it should break

Tell me, what would I do then

Keep that string up off the ground, oh yeah

Remember my heart is tied to the other end

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Harry Osborn ''You Don't Deserve My Help'' Scene | Spider-Man 3 (2007) Movie Clip - Duration: 2:50.

We're now going to take you live to the scene...

...with Jennifer Dugan. Jennifer?

We're only about 100 feet away now, Hal, and...

Wait. There seems to be some kind of activity in the web.

They seem to be creating some kind of gigantic lettering.

Spider-Man's being challenged to some sort of confrontation.

And that raises serious questions...

... about what kind of chance he'd stand against such overwhelming...

Harry?

I need your help.

I can't take them both, not by myself.

You don't deserve my help.

Harry...

...she needs us.

Get out.

If I may, sir?

I've seen things in this house I've never spoken of.

What are you trying to tell me?

The night your father died...

...I cleaned his wound.

The blade that pierced his body...

...came from his glider.

I know you're trying to defend your father's honor...

...but there's no question that he died by his own hand.

I loved your father...

...as I have loved you, Harry.

As your friends love you.