GEORGE W. BUSH'S ADMINISTRATION WAS KNOWN FOR BEING VERY
RELIGIOUS AND THEY BROUGHT IN A LOT OF RELIGIOUS FIGURES TO
SPEAK AND SAID THE WHITE HOUSE AND THEY HAD BIBLE STUDIES,
ETC. AND THEY ACTUALLY TOOK A LOT OF HEAT FOR THAT DIET
TURNS OUT THAT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS DOING ON
A MUCH WIDER SCALE BUT SINCE THERE IS MAYHEM IN THE
TRUMP WHITE HOUSE, THIS IS LIKE PRIORITY NUMBER 99
WHEREAS IN A NORMAL ADMINISTRATION IT MIGHT'VE
BEEN A HIGH PRIORITY BUT I DON'T WANT YOU NOT KNOW IT, BECAUSE
IT IS ACTUALLY VERY IMPORTANT AND COULD HAVE IMPORTANT
RAMIFICATIONS PLUS IT IS FUNNY DOLLARS GO TO THE STORY.
ACCORDING TO CHRISTIAN BROADCASTING NETWORK, THE
MAJORITY OF THE CABINET OFFICIALS ATTEND A FREQUENT
BIBLE STUDY CLASS, THAT IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND IN AT LEAST
100 YEARS.
WOW.
THAT IS PRETTY SIGNIFICANT.
MOST OF THE TOP GUYS IN THE ADMINISTRATION ARE GOING,
WHAT IS GOD WANT ME TO DO BUT YOU GET OFFENDED IF YOU ARE
CHRISTIAN BUT REMEMBER WE'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN MUSLIM OR
JEWISH NATION.
WE'RE A SECULAR NATION THAT IS COMPRISED OF ALL OF US.
I WILL BE THE CONSTITUTION AND THE SECOND OF YOUR UNFAMILIAR
WITH THE DIET NOW WE GO TO RALPH DROLLINGER FROM CAPITAL
MINISTRIES.
HE SAYS ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATION OF OFFICIALS THAT THESE ARE
GODLY INDIVIDUALS THAT GOD HAS WAS INTO A POSITION OF
PROMINENCE IN OUR CULTURE.
IT IS FUNNY HOW GOD IS CONSTANTLY
CHANGING HIS MIND.
I'M GOING TO GO GODLY WITH GEORGE HW BUSH.
NON-GODLY WITH BILL CLINTON, MIX IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
BACK TO GODLY GEORGE W. BUSH.
OH, UNGODLY WITH BARACK OBAMA.
BACK TO GODLY WITH DONALD TRUMP.
MAYBE A MINUTE IF GOD LIKES ABOUT BRO TO?
MAYBE GOD IS A REALITY TV HOST.
MICHELLE BACHMAN, WHO IS APPARENTLY ALSO GOING TO
THE WHITE HOUSE FREQUENTLY TO PRAY WHICH THEN GOD HELP
US ALL, MICHELLE BACHMAN WAS CONVINCED THAT GOD PICKED HER
TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT.
THIS WAS MANY YEARS AGO AND IT TURNS OUT HE DIDN'T. YOU KNOW
WHAT GOD THINKS AND I THINK THIS, HE ISNíT ACTUALLY
TALKING TO YOU AND IF YOU THINK THAT HE IS, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO CHECK WITH A THERAPIST.
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING ON THESE GROUPS.
HE HAS STARTED A BIBLE STUDY GROUP IN 40
STATE CAPITALS AS WELL AS FOREIGN CAPITALS.
HE TEACHES WEEKLY BIBLE STUDY CLASSES FOR THE U.S. HOUSE
AND SENATE AND NOW LEADS A GROUP OF NEARLY ALL OF TRUMP'S
CABINET OFFICIALS.
THAT IS DISASTROUS NEWS IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE CORE
PRINCIPLES OF AMERICA.
IMAGINE IF IT WAS A DIFFERENT RELIGION.
INSTEAD OF CHRISTIANITY, IT WAS ISLAM AND THEYíRE LIKE NO.
ALL OF THE CABINET OFFICIALS ARE MEETING WITH THEIR LEADER AND HEíS
TELLING WHAT TO DO AND DON'T WORRY, 40 OF OUR GOVERNORS ARE
ALSO, DIFFERENT LEGISLATORS WITHIN THE
STATES ARE MEETING WITH THEIR LOCAL AMANN AND ALL PRAISE TP
ALLAH, THEY ARE ASKING HIM WHAT MOHAMMED WANTS TO DO.
YOU WOULD GO NO, AND RIGHTFULLY SO.
YOU KNOW WHY?
WE'RE NOT THAT COUNTRY.
OUR CONSTITUTION SAYS
CONGRESS MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION.
I DON'T WANT CHRISTIANITY ESTABLISHED, ISLAM, JUDAISM,
OR ANYTHING ELSE ESTABLISHED AND IT IS NOT OPTIONAL.
IT IS
IN THE CONSTITUTION.
IT IS NOT A MATTER OF WHAT I WANT, THE
FOUNDING FATHERS DIDN'T WANT IT AND THIS CANíT BE CLEARER.
BY THE WAY, ALSO, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF.IF
YOU THEN HAVE ALL OF YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS GOING WITH
THOSE JESUS OR YAHWEH AND BY THE WAY, EVEN IF YOU ARE A
CHRISTIAN, THERE ARE 1000 DIFFERENT SECTS OF CHRISTIANITY.
WHICH IS A GOING TO BE?
METHODIST, LUTHERAN, PENTECOSTAL, BECAUSE IF YOU
ESTABLISH A RELIGION ALL OF THE OTHER ONES ARE BY
DEFINITION IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE AND YOU WANT FREE EXERCISE
OF RELIGION.
I'M NOT RELIGIOUS BUT I DO WANT FREE EXERCISE OF RELIGION
INCLUDING NON-RELIGION AND DO NOT WANT ONE RELIGION
FAVORED OVER ANOTHER.
YOU KNOW THE EXACT BELIEFS OF RALPH DROLLINGER AND HOW HE
INTERPRETS THE BIBLE?
IS IT THE SAME WAY THAT YOU INTERPRET THE BIBLE?
BECAUSE IF HE IS TELLING
THEM WHAT JESUS THINKS HE SHOULD BE TELLING THEM NOT TO GO TO WAR
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, HE WAS THE PRINCE OF PEACE.
INCREASE THE WELFARE STATE BECAUSE JESUS SAID
GIVE AWAY ALL OF YOUR BELONGINGS TO THE POOR AND THE NEEDY.
IS HE ADVISING THEM OF THAT?
MY GUESS IS NO,
NOT REALLY.
HE IS GIVING THEM HIS INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE
WHICH IS, IT IS AWESOME IF YOU ARE RICH.
WHAT THE BIBLE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RULED BY THE BIBLE OR QURAN OR TORAH.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RULED BY THE CONSTITUTION.
THESE PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND AMERICA AT ALL AND THEY
DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN AMERICA.
LET'S GET TO THE FUN PART.
SO RALPH DROLLINGER APPARENTLY REALLY LIKES MIKE PENCE.
HE SEES MIKE PENCE IS A CHARACTER LIKE BIBLICAL
STARS JOSEPH, MORDECHAI AND DANIEL, ALL OF WHOM ROSE TO
STAND BESIDE HEADS OF GOVERNMENT HISTORY.
WELL, MIKE PENCE.
BIBLICAL HERO.
INTERESTING.
HOLD ON, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THOSE GUYS DID BECAUSE THE
BIBLE IS ALWAYS FIND OUT THE MINUTE YOU ACTUALLY READING
YOUíRE LIKE REALLY?
JOSEPH IS
KNOWN FOR ALWAYS DOING THE MORAL THING.
THAT IS A GOOD START.
HE IS A GOOD GUY, DOES THE
MORAL THING, MIKE PENCE SHOULD BE FLATTERED BY THAT.
MORDECHAI IS KNOWN FOR SELLING HIS ADOPTED VIRGIN DAUGHTER
INTO A HAREM USING HER INFLUENCE THAT HE COULD ASCEND TO POWER.
MAYBE THAT DOES SOUND LIKE MIKE PENCE, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO COMPARED HIM TO MORDECHAI.
DANIEL COMMITTED CRIMES TO AVOID COMMITTING BIBLICAL SENSE.
FIRST OF ALL, AGAIN, JUST READ THE BIBLE.
YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT A SOAP OPERA.
ITíS REALLY WHAT IS IN THERE.
NO, I DON'T WANT THE VICE PRESIDENT SELLING OFF HIS
DAUGHTER TO A HAREM AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT IS A POSITIVE THING.
I'M SURE THEY WILL SAY MORDECHAI ALSO DID SOMETHING OKAY IN
THE BIBLE.
BUT THE ONE I AM REALLY WORRIED ABOUT IS DANIEL.
IF THEY THINK IT IS OKAY TO COMMIT CRIMES AS LONG AS
YOU DON'T DO THEIR INTERPRETATION OF BIBLICAL
SENSE, THEN THAT IS A BIG PROBLEM.
AND IF THEIR
RELIGIOUS LEADER IS TEACHING THEM THAT THAT IS A GOOD
THING, THAT IS A GIANT PROBLEM FOR THE COUNTRY.
BUT THERE IS MORE OF THIS FUN NONSENSE
INTERPRETATIONS BY THIS GUY.
MIKE PENCE HAS RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE, HE EXPLAINS, HE
DRESSES RIGHT LIKE IT SAYS JOSEPH CLEANED HIMSELF UP BEFORE
HE WENT TO STAND BEFORE THE PHARAOH.
WAY, DOES THAT MAKE TRUMP THE PHARAOH?
LESS BUT THAT ASIDE.
LOOK AT THEIR PRIORITIES.
DID YOU DO DRONE STRIKES AND KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS
ON ACCIDENT?
I DONíT CARE ABOUT THAT.
HE DRESSES RIGHT.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GODLY.
HE
IS A NICE SUIT ON.
OKAY.
NOW YOU KNOW YOUR PRIORITIES.
AGAIN, I DIDN'T SAY THIS.
HE'S THE ONE EMPHASIZING THIS.
LIKE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
THIS GUY MORDECHAI HAS A NICE CLEAN STRIPE SUIT ON.
HE SEES TRUMP AS
THE BIBLICAL CHARACTER SAMSON.
A LOT OF US KNOW THIS STORY SAMSON AND DELILAH, SO THIS SEEMS
LIKE A STRONG CHARACTER.
HE IS REALLY STRONG IN THE BIBLE.
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT SAMSON ACTUALLY DOES NOT BIBLE.
YOU GUYS KNOW THIS GUY HE IS KNOWN FOR
THE SOURCE OF HIS STRENGTH COMING FROM HIS HAIR WHICH
IN THIS CASE WOULD BE CURIOUS.
ORANGE HAIR, GIVE ME STRENGTH.
IN JEDGES, SAMSON IS AN IMMORAL PERSON WHO DOES LITTLE MORE
THAN SLAUGHTER AND BETRAY PEOPLE.
IT IS INTERESTING WHERE THOSE BIBLE STORIES END UP FOR
PANTS AND TRUMP.
BACK TO IS WHY THIS IS IMPORTANT.
YOU KNOW WHO IS ATTENDING THESE MEETINGS CASINO IS NOT?
TRUMP THAT HE IS NOT GOING TO BIBLE STUDY, HE IS ALWAYS
RELIGIOUS MAN IN AMERICA.
B IS LIKE YEAH, YOU GUYS GO AND APPLY WHATEVER THE PASTOR SAID.
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOINGÖ TRUMP ONCE SAID THAT HIS OWN
PERSONAL VIETNAM WAS AVOIDING STDS OF THE ORGIES HE WENT TO.
HE IS NOT GOING TO BIBLE STUDY BUT EVERYBODY ELSE'S LIKE
YEAH, WHAT DOES JESUS SAY.
WHAT TO DO THIS.
WHEN THEY ASK A CHALLENGER HE IS LIKE I'M SURE TRUMBULL SHOW
UP LATER.
TRUMP MADE A PROMISE TO YOU?
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
BUT WHO IS GOING?
HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY TOM PRICE, ENERGY
SECRETARY), EDUCATION SECRETARY BETSY DEVOS, AGRICULTURE
SECRETARY SONNY PURDUE, CIA DIRECTOR MIKE POMPEO ARE
ALREADY REGULAR ATTENDANCE.
ALSO ATTORNEY
GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS.
THOSE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN AMERICA AND BY
EXTENSION TO SOME DEGREE IN THE WORLD.
SO OUR CIA DIRECTOR, OUR ATTORNEY GENERAL, NOT ASKING
WHAT DOES THE CONSTITUTION OR LAWS DEMAND OF ME BUT THEY'RE
ASKING THIS PARTICULAR PERSON WHAT JESUS THEORETICALLY WANTS
EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER ACTUALLY APPLIED IT.
YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN DO IF YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHAT JESUS WANTS?
READ THE NEW TESTAMENT
DROLLINGER SAYS, ABOUT THE GUYS THAT HE IS TEACHING, HE
WILL GO OUT THE SAME DAY TEACH THEM SOMETHING AND I'LL SEE HIM
DO IT ON CAMERA AND IT JUST THINK, WOW, THESE GUYS ARE
FAITHFUL, AVAILABLE AND TEACHABLE AND THEY ARE AT
BIBLE STUDY EVERY WEEK THEY ARE IN TOWN.
SO HE TELLS THESE CABINET OFFICIALS WHAT TO DO, AND THEN
HE IS AMAZED THEY GO ON CAMERA AND REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID.
THAT IS NOT OUR FORM OF GOVERNMENT.
THAT IS BORDERLINE THEOCRACY, AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT IS
HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES.
LOOK, TRUMP MAY NOT ATTEND THESE THINGS BUT HE DOESN'T
ACTUALLY RUN THE GOVERNMENT.
HE CAN BARELY RUN HIS OWN HEAD, SO IT IS GUYS LIKE MIKE
PENCE AND JUST SESSIONS AND ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT CABINET
SECRETARIES THAT ARE RUNNING THE DAY-TO-DAY BUSINESS OF THE
GOVERNMENT AND APPARENTLY THEY ARE GETTING THEIR MARCHING
ORDERS FROM SOME SQL RELIGIOUS FIGURE WHO NOW OPENLY BRAGS
ABOUT IT.
IF YOU WANT RELIGIOUS FORM OF GOVERNMENT, THEY ARE AVAILABLE.
SAUDI ARABIA, IRAN, THE VATICANÖ AMERICA.
THIS IS A DEEPLY UN-AMERICAN IDEA.
AND LOOK GUYS, LAST THING ON IT.
I AM NOT CHRISTIAN.
THE LOVE YOU OUT THERE ARE NOT CHRISTIAN TO A LOT OF US
ARE NONRELIGIOUS.
JUST A LITTLE BIT AGO WAS 14%
OF THE COUNTRY, IT IS PROBABLY A LARGER NUMBER NOW.
THERE ARE JEWS, HINDUS, BUDDHIST, MUSLIM, YOU NAME IT.
WEíRE ALSO AMERICANS.
YOU DON'T GET TO IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION
ON THE REST OF US.
THAT IS UN-AMERICAN.
ITíS AGAINST
OUR CORE VALUES.
I DONíT LISTEN TO YOUR SO-CALLED GOD OR PROPHET OR TEXTS.
IF
I AGREED TO THEM, I WOULD'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN.
I'M ACTUALLY NOT AGREEING TO THEM.
I AM AGREEING TO BE AN AMERICAN, GUIDED BY OUR CONSTITUTION
AND OUR LAWS, NOT BY YOUR INTERPRETATION OF A TEXT FROM
2000 YEARS AGO.
WE DO NOT AGREE.
WE ARE 100% AMERICAN, ALL
NONRELIGIOUS PEOPLE, ALL OF OUR DIFFERENT RELIGIONS.
SAY ALL OF YOUR
ELECTED WILL NOW BE FOLLOWING A RELIGIOUS CHRISTIAN LEADER.
THAT IS UN-AMERICAN.
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