Rodriguez! Pinchon!
I think it's for you.
Something bad happened.
The Babe has kidnapped my daughter!
And to spice things up a little,
you have 24 hours to find her.
- 24 hours? - 24 hours?
Heads up, guns down,
"The show must gone."
What is the sauce with the caramel pork?
Caramel.
And with the lemongrass pork?
Lemongrass.
But are you really Chinese?
Yes, I'm 100 percent Chinese.
Okay, very well.
- What's that? - Beg your pardon?
What the gentleman is eating,
with the three plates.
That's an option called the "Special Big Eater".
It's a selection of huge dishes,
with a huge spring roll on huge pile of fried rice.
They have a special "Big Eater".
Perfect, make that two!
Careful, it's very copious.
There's only one client who can finish it, Mister Babe.
What a man this Mister Babe, what a man.
Indeed.
Now tell us everything you know about the Babe!
I don't know much, he's our best client, he orders food every day.
Large amounts of food, very large amounts.
- Where is he now? - I don't know, I'm just the cook.
Don't kill me, please, don't kill me!
Listen, sweetheart!
The Babe is a very bad guy,
the baddest guy of the whole city!
He kidnapped the daughter of our Captain.
So you're gonna tell us where he is!
Who are you?
Your worst nightmare!
What now?
I can't say a good punchline from time to time?
You can, that's not the problem!
But "your worst nightmare", that's so cliché.
What would you have said?
Something linked with the context.
Like...
We're the dudes who are gonna make you regret selling F1 menus,
and F2, and F3,
and F4, and...
If I go on, it will be too long.
And too dumb!
I still don't know who you are.
We're cops!
Damn, Mich!
That's the kind of things we have to say right of the bat!
If we don't, people are confused.
- You were confused? - Totally.
See, we need to work on our procedures!
What's that ?
It's the Babe direct hot line,
he calls when he's hungry!
Hurry, the Babe is Hungry,
Fry tons of rolls!
Hello?
It's me, I'm hungry!
What would you like ?
Three F5, no wait, four!
One special Big Eater, eight spring rolls without salad,
and four plates of rice.
- No problem. - Can I have the toy of the kid menu?
Of course.
And I will put...
The small liquor glass with the big naked lady.
Ah, very good.
I'm expecting my delivery at the usual address.
- Goodbye - Kiss
Oh, fuck me!
Fuck me!
Oh shit, there's an elevator.
We really need to work on the topography.
Wait!
I can't believe this, that is so not professionnal!
We're in the middle of an operation and he picks up.
Yes?
- Rodriguez et Pinchon... - Sorry, but we're in the middle of something,
So we can't talk to you right now.
- We're at his house! - Call us later.
- The door is open - Thanks, bye.
Leave me alone Mich, it's called being polite your phone rings, you answer.
Oh shit, the door is open!
Slow down your horses!
Ok?
Ok.
Go ahead!
Keep cool, Michel.
Shut up, let me live!
You're breathing too loudly
Ok, he's here.
We're gonna catch him old school style.
We go in and if we have to shoot, we let fire rain, boom boom!
Boom boom, alright, I can do that.
On three.
One,
two,
three!
Boom boom!
Why did you shout "boom boom" ?
You told me to go in, and if we have to shoot, boom boom.
I only remembered boom boom.
We really need to work on the procedures, Michel.
Let's go!
411, Rodriguez and Pinchon.
Light on the barbecue,
we're at the Babe's, we're getting the girl back!
You two are really dumb!
Come help us, instead of insulting us!
How can you be so stupid?
It's us!
Jackson, Bullock?
You have to announce yourselves before that kind of operation!
You don't come in like idiots while shouting boom boom!
You don't come in like idiots while shouting boom boom!
Keep on talking fatty and you're gonna end up with my fist in your face!
Michel is not fat!
We've just had lunch.
Can you tell us how did you find the Babe's appartment?
We triangulated the phonecalls,
And you two delivery girls?
Same here, triangles and all.
We dont have time play with you, schmucks,
we have to save the captain's daughter.
Hey, we are the one who have to save her!
Yeah right, in case she wants to eat sushis.
She'll call you.
Ciao, losers!
Morons!
Well done, Fab, you're a champ.
Don't say that, we've still got time to find her.
Your on the phone of the Babe.
I am not available.
I most certainly am killing somebody
or pissing off Rodriguez et Pinchon.
Leave me a message at the tone.
And if you're here to deliver my food,
you can find me dancing at the Coco Club.
Polish your loafers, my Mich.
We're going to the Coco Club!
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