RESEARCHERS IN SWEDEN LOOKED AT LEAD LEVELS, AND OTHER CHEMICAL
LEVELS IN CHILDREN'S TOYS, AND THEN IN A SEPARATE STUDY LOOKED
AT THE SAME CHEMICALS IN SEX TOYS, AND WHAT THEY FOUND
WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY SHOCKING.
THERE'S ACTUALLY MORE CHEMICAL MATERIAL, DANGEROUS AND
BANNED CHEMICAL MATERIAL, IN CHILDREN'S TOYS VERSUS SEX TOYS.
THEY FOUND THAT 2% OF THE 44 SURVEYED SEX TOYS HAD BEEN
IMPORTED TO SWEDEN AND CONTAINED BAND CHEMICALS TO THE SWEDISH
CHEMICALS AGENCY.
OKAY, LET ME READ THAT AGAIN BECAUSE I FUCKED THAT UP.
SO, "2% OF THE 44 SURVEYED SEX TOYS THAT HAD BEEN IMPORTED TO
SWEDEN CONTAINED BAND CHEMICALS, WHICH IS ACCORDING TO THE
SWEDISH CHEMICALS AGENCY,"
WHO DID THE STORY.
ONE THING TO KEEP IN MIND IS, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WHAT IS BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES AND WHAT IS BANNED IN
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES; EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TEND TO BE A LOT
STRICTER WHEN IT COMES TO PARABENS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
WHEN IT CAME TO LEAD SPECIFICALLY THOUGH, THEY FOUND
THAT CHILDREN'S TOYS ACTUALLY CONTAINED MORE LEAD.
"IN A SEPARATE STUDY THE YEAR BEFORE, THE AGENCY TESTED 112
CHILDREN'S TOYS IN SWEDEN..."
OF THE 44 SEX TOYS EXAMINED, ONLY ONE PLASTIC DILDO
WAS FOUND TO CONTAIN A BANNED SUBSTANCE.
2% VS 15%.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY DID THE TEST TOGETHER AND I WAS LIKE,
WHAT TWISTED MIND THOUGHT OF TESTING SEX TOYS AND
CHILDREN'S TOYS AT THE SAME TIME?
MY OTHER THOUGHT IS, LEAD IS EVERYWHERE, IT'S BEEN
POISONING US FOREVER.
IT'S IN THE KIDS TOYS.
MAN, THAT SUCKS.
IT'S NOT AS BIG A STORY, IT'S 2%, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO PANIC
THAT THE DILDOS OUR UNSTABLE COST SWEDEN OR THE WORLD.
IN FACT, THEY ARE RELATIVELY SAFE.
BUT EVEN SO, IF IT HAS THESE PARAFFINS IN THAT CAUSE CANCER,
I MEAN, YOU ARE LITERALLY GETTING FUCKED BY THOSE, RIGHT?
AND SO, IT JUST ñ AND IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, IT'S DISCOURAGING,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE CRAZY TOXIC STUFF IN WHATEVER YOU'RE
USING.
I KNOW, LOOK, I'M GOING TO KEEP IT REAL, WE HAVE GOT TO LIVE.
WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO DO?
NOT DIDDLE THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF A LITTLE LATER OR PARABENS?
EVERY TIME I MICROWAVE MY LUNCH, CANCER.
EVERY TIME I SCRATCH MY HEAD, I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S
PROBABLY SOME BACTERIA UNDER MY FINGERNAILS THAT GETTING
TRANSFERRED INTO MY BRAIN.
I KNOW THAT'S NOT A THING.
TWO TWO TWO TWO.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, BUT EVERY OTHER DAY THERE'S A, DID YOU
KNOW THIS COULD CAUSE CANCER,
STORY.
LET'S JUST LIVE, AND ONE DAY WE WILL ALL DIE, THAT'S LIFE.
I HEAR YOU, BUT EARLIER IN THE SHOW WE WERE MAKING FUN OF HOW
TRUMP WAS THE PLENTY ABOUT VOTER FRAUD, AND IT TURNS OUT THAT
PEOPLE WHO WERE VOTED TO ñ REGISTERED TO VOTE IN TWO
DIFFERENT STATES, THE EXACT THING HE WAS PLANNING ABOUT,
WERE TIFFANY TRUMP AND STEVE BANNON.
AND I WAS KIDDING AROUND, SAYING THEY ARE IN THE HOUSE, IN THIS
CASE, IT'S EVEN WORSE, IT'S INSIDE YOU.
IT'S ONE THING, OH I TOUCHED THE TABLE.
IT'S ANOTHER THING IF...
WELL, YOU GET IT.
I'M WITH ANA, DON'T FREAK OUT, HAVE FUN, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
GET HIT WITH A PARAFFIN YOU DIDN'T SEE,.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY, WHY
DOES IT
TURN OUT THAT THE KIDS TOYS HAVE MORE TOXIC STUFF?
THE DILDO COMPONENT WASN'T THE MORE IMPORTANT PART?
IT TURNS OUT THAT THE KIDS TOYS ARE COMING FROM LESS
REGULATED COUNTRIES.
TURNS OUT REGULATIONS ARE GOOD.
IF YOU DON'T RELATE THEY GO, WHAT'S CHEAPER?
IS NOT GOING TO GET MY KIDS, IT'S GETTING SHIPPED ALL ACROSS
THE WORLD AND I'M GOING TO MAKE A DIME.
FILL IT WITH LEAD IF IT'S CHEAPER.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IN COUNTRIES WHERE IT'S MORE REGULATED, AND
APPARENTLY GOOD NEWS FOR EVERYBODY, DILDOS ARE MORE
COMMONLY MADE IN MORE REGULATED COUNTRIES, AND THEY MAKE
THEM SAFER.
SO, HMM, WHEN TRUMP SAYS THAT HE'S WANT TO CUT REGULATIONS BY
75%, THAT HAS AN EFFECT.
ONE OF THE EFFECTS IS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET SCREWED BY LETHAL
DILDOS.
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
AND OF COURSE FAR MORE PROBLEMATIC IS, IT IS A SAFETY
ISSUE, AND IF IT AFFECTS SOMETHING LIKE YOUR KID'S
TOYS, WELL OF COURSE AS A PARENT, EVERYBODY IS GOING
TO GET FREAKED OUT.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE SAFETY REGULATIONS.
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