don't bite me please
ohh shi*
fuc*
fuc*
What's up Little
Monkeys?
today, by surprise
I didn't know
we are coming to the Monkey Mountain
super scary
they want to steal me everything
she's angry
this one is not the boss
are you sure this one is not the boss?
not the boss
is following us
omg
this is the beginning of the trail
he's so angry!
please don't feed the monkeys
is he eating ice cream?
you'll defend me right?
if there is a monkey attacking?
yes, with this
with the hat!
no monkeys yet
I don't have to use my force
Martin
I'm scared there is monkeys around
you are adult you know?
try to shake your hands with the monkeys
omg
they will bite me
and then, if you can shake
that means you can kiss them
I can kiss them also?
of course
which style? french or Hong Kong style?
I need you to be
very quiet
they are having breakfast
he's getting angry
they are eating breakfast
good morning
how are you?
that one is big
this is not little monkey
this is the alpha, get out the road
stay away from my wife
this is so cute
I think they are not my friends
because when I try to record them
all of them they do
do you think that is friendly?
maybe I misunderstood you know
and this means I'm your friend
if somebody knows about monkeys
just let me know in the comments
what does it mean this
the real hiking starting now
they said in this area
there are less monkeys
but you should take care coz
they will grab anything you have
on your hand or in your head
I'm walking like this
almost, there was one before
he almost kill me you know
he keep coming behind
and I was running away
so scary
I hope they don't kill me today
welcome to lego land
it's like
a lego city
beautiful
keep going
never stop
he's hurt
poor him
he's fighting to make a ball with the poop
the monkey poop is here
let's help him
c'mon
does he bite?
nah
I think he can't find the poop
yes, is here
yes, that's it
that's one of my favourites things in HK
you're walking in the middle of the mountain
half an hour away you have
the city with all the skyscrapers
then you find, so many animals free
monkeys
tigers
snails
beautiful
I love it
just to let you know guys
this is not a shoutout or
whatever you call it
because we're a very small family
but, I'm very proud of you
I want to say thank you to some of my subscribers
for always beeing there suppoting this channel
first one
*The Drone On Dude*
thank you so much
you are always so nice
and if you like videos about drones
don't forget to check his channel
I will leave the link in the description
the second one
*Erick Dela Paz*
he has also a vlogging channel
and he records a little bit
of everyday of his life
he's very nice
I will leave also his channel
in the description box
and there is a new one
she's spanish
her name is *Inma Vendrell*
and she does poetry
is very nice, even if you don't understand spanish
you should go and check her videos
because they are very nice
and very relaxing
*Inma Vendrell*
the channel will be also in the description box
love you guys, thanks
wait Martin, I think I heard something
long time we didn't see any monkey
that's why I have to provide it for you
press the button Subscribe, now
let's make a pause
and press the button Subscribe
did you do it already?
next time
when you come to Hong Kong
let me know
and then I will bring you
to visit the monkey trail
it's amazing
one man down
so painful man!
still alive
will he survive?
he will survive
of course
trailwalker senior
of course he will survive
championship master of hiking
they think they can escape from me
but I have very good eyes
super hot!
let's go
120km
feeling great
really feeling the summer health
kick, punch, summer time
how are you?
are you angry at me?
my last encounter with the monkeys
I didn't feel very safe
that's why I pick up this coz
is really scary
do you see behind?
I'm scared because
maybe they will take
something from me
ok, another one
let's try to get closer
I'm so scared
Santa
I miss you
how are you?
I feel sad for him
without arm
doing good things for society
we did it guys
we are here
we are gonna eat lunch
come with me
lunch is coming
Ha Gau
Siu Mai
and chicken feet!
do you eat chiken feet?
yes, I love it
Cha Siu Bao
this is like a little bread
with pork inside
bye bye guys
nice guys
we just finished lunch
and I saw a bus and said
I need to take it you know
just found
a small temple on the way
so nice
love it
guys, I'm gonna say goodbye to you here
don't forget to press that beautiful button
SUBSCRIBE
and drop a LIKE
so more people can see how stupid I am
thank you so much for watching
and I will see you next week
Little Monkeys
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Don't be second, be first! Motivational Wakeboard Short Film - Duration: 2:46.
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Rob Markman - I Don't Wanna Wait (feat. Kirby Maurier) - Duration: 3:47.
It's like where we're from, you'd be lucky to make it out
Not everybody gets this chance God help us all
J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League
8 Bars
I'm from the block where the powder blew minds 'Cross the street from the spot fiends crowded
two lines Summertime hot, had to shower two times
My very first pair was the Powder Blue 9s Thought Jordans and a gold chain was livin'
So I molded my image out of God's Son's vision To the point every communion that I'm gettin'
I'm in Bred 11s and Bordeaux 7s Christ, it was written and rap was our religion
Let my OG mold me, he hustled for a livin' 16 in the spot, close enough to smell it
Rode with him on his shift, he never let me sell it
Lost my mind 'round the time that bro got locked
Couple years before that is when Kev got shot I mean...
I could've been a crash test dummy Pumpin' for herringbones, beeper and sneaker
money
Said I don't wanna wait No, I don't wanna wait
'Til that sunshine turn to rain 'Til them good times go away
Said I don't wanna wait No, I don't wanna wait
'Til the devil take control Gotta hold on to my soul
Don't wanna wait
My brother got locked, I only visited once The ride was sick, smelled like someone pissed on the bus
He taught me when the gun buck, you duck
And I was only 18 the night I almost got touched Couple shots close range, I think God intervened
Same corner I seen needles in arms of a fiend Same corner I seen teens bear arms for the green
Same corner I seen kings die for a dream
Somethin' like survivor's remorse So when I hit St. Paul's, make the sign of the cross
Word to Wallace and the solace that I find in the lord
Found God 'round the time Al died in the Bronx
Bless Brad, bless Brad for the gangsta and the gospel
The Fix was like the Bible, Face was our Apostle
My fate was in the bottle, I chased with a Clamato
Vodka shots, no tomorrow, Hail Mary with my eyes closed
Said I don't wanna wait No, I don't wanna wait
'Til that sunshine turn to rain 'Til them good times go away
Said I don't wanna wait No, I don't wanna wait
'Til the devil take control Gotta hold on to my soul
Don't wanna wait
Everyone addicted to somethin' Some addicted to drugs, some addicted to hustlin'
Some addicted to women, some addicted to sinnin' It's the rush, the adrenaline, the high when it settle in
I tap a vein, hopin' that my dreams pop
'Cause I don't wanna wake up, and then the dream stop
But I can't sleep either Seen dudes better than me turn underachiever
Men with ambition get hit, turn up missin' I almost got shot, I started seein' things different
My homie baggin' in the kitchen
I'm just waitin' for this Hennessy to kick in
These drunk thoughts, soberin' my soul Seen karma come around, startin' to lose control
Just tryna get it 'fore the time pass 'Cause I don't know how long the ride lasts
Said I don't wanna wait No, I don't wanna wait
'Til that sunshine turn to rain 'Til them good times go away
Said I don't wanna wait No, I don't wanna wait
'Til the devil take control Gotta hold on to my soul
Don't wanna wait
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4 Free SEO Website Checkers That Don't Suck - 2017 - Duration: 7:53.
In this video, I'm going to show you four free SEO checkers that don't suck. I've tested
over 20 of them personally so you don't have to. I actually used one of these SEO tools
just the other day for an enterprise client of ours to identify a nasty canonicalization
issue they had going on. Some of these tools, I'm pretty confident that you probably haven't
heard of, so let's dive in and check them out. We need a website to test these tools
on, so I'm at Blues City Deli here in St. Louis, it is a bit of a sandwich institution
locally. Don't believe me? Check out the reviews [laughter], they're pretty amazing. "I eat
it in the street," said this guy. "It's so good, I like to watch people eat it," said
another guy. Seriously, the reviews are amazing, the lines-- there's always a line out the
door, don't let that discourage you if you're ever here, it moves fast, check it out.
This brings us to our first tool. I have put Blues City Deli into Moz Local. Now, this
is a paid tool, but they have this free version that you can use, and it's pretty comprehensive.
So, Blues City Deli is in good shape, overall. You can see they have a 78% score, they're
looking pretty good. Now, what you'll notice is a few of these listings are incomplete.
You can click on these and some of them will take you directly to the website to fill out
your listings, and what you're doing there is you're filling out NAP, name, address,
phone number. That's a big thing for local businesses. You want a consistent name, address,
and phone number in all the different networks and directories, and you want as many of these
citations as possible. So Moz is highlighting where you have it right and where you're missing
some of these, and you can click right through. And you don't have to get the paid tool or
anything to do that, it will send you right to them. Also shows you where some of your
data's incomplete, either these are missing or, here, you have an opportunity to add five
more photos and a bunch of more categories as well. But the key, again, is to make sure
that your NAP is correct, like, if you had an address 2438 McNear, but they forgot Avenue,
you want to clean that up. Now, you can do it all manually, and this tool will help you
point out where the issues are, or you can use the paid version and they will help you
clean that up in a more automated fashion. That brings us to tool number two. Tool number
two is the SEO toolbox from seositecheckup.com, you get 1 free test per day, or you can sign
up and get 15 free tests. I had already used my free test inadvertently, and rather than
trying to become hacker man or something, I figured-- flash my IP out, I just signed
up, took like three seconds. And now I have 15 sites that I can analyze, like 15 free
credits. You'll notice right away that they have highlighted that your meta description
is missing. And while meta description is not a direct ranking factor, it can be an
indirect one. And what I mean by that is Google's just going to make up the description typically
if you don't have one there. It's just going to guess what should be there. Well, I want
you to control that message because you need to match your description to search intent
and induce the click, make people click through at a higher rate. And so while it's not a
direct factor, it's indirectly influencing if someone clicks through to your result on
the search. So it's highly important in that sense. Also you'll notice a lot of these tools
go into keyword usage and things like that. That's a little bit tricky until you set it
up perfectly because it may think that a keyword is important that isn't. So you have to take
some of these results with a grain of salt. Let's look at some of the rest of these site
map. So they're saying, "Okay. You're lacking a site map." And what I like is you can click
on this. It tells you what to do. And so that's very helpful. It's not just, "Oh, okay. You
don't have that. Here's how to fix it." I also like that it's testing the amount of
objects on a page. So what that really is is how many requests are happening. So you
can see here they have tons of scripts. We talked about that on the last video on WordPress
optimization, how to get those scripts down and minified and combined CSS to one file
instead of 10 or 20. And that's what's slowing down their server. Also looks at the mobile
snapshots, very comprehensive. And like I said, 1 free per day or you get 15 if you
sign up for free with your email. Seoptimer, and I think that stands for Search
Engine Optimer. But if I'm butchering it, please someone correct me in the comments.
I've run the same site, Blues City Deli, and what I like about this one is to my knowledge,
I've tried multiple times and I've never had it stop me and ask me to, "Hey, you only
get one." But I really like this visual chart down here, which shows the page speed info,
and it's showing your server response, and then your scripts, total page size, and just
that visualization is kind of nice, showing you the danger zone of what they consider
good, a warning, and now where you're at. And so what I'm seeing as a pattern with all
these tools is they're noticing that while Blues City Deli maybe has some of the optimization
on page down, and they have some of the local stuff mostly down, their website is not very
speedy and that's coming up in all of these. And so using multiple of these can be good
because it kind of reinforces some of the issues. Like you see, they're saying, "Hey,
minify your JavaScript." And we just saw they had like 25 JavaScript files. And so they
need to minify them and combine them. This brings us to the last tool. So we're
going to go back over to Blues City Deli's website. And I have WooRank installed as a
Chrome plug-in. That right there is an awesome feature because you can kind of take this
around the web with you, click at any time. You can see, again, they're all picking up
very similar things, the meta description is an issue. If we go click on the mobile
icon, we can see how the mobile rendering looks. And we can look again-- look at where
these errors are coming up over, and over, and over. It's load time, page speed, things
like that. And so these tools are all kind of picking up on that. So these are the four
tools that for just a quick hit, "Hey, what's going on with these sites?" Before maybe I
take it into a paid tool and do a deep site scan and really get into the technicals. This
just allows me a very fast way to do an SEO analysis with these checkers and come away
with a pretty good idea of the direction we need to go when we're looking at auditing
some of these technical issues. Let me know down in the comments which of these tools
that you find the most useful and I'll see you in the next video. [music]
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Boiling The Frog - Episode 4: Don't Drink the Water - Duration: 5:05.
Oh boy…This is the million dollar shot, Al.
This is my grandson, little Joe,
and this is at the reception for my second swearing-in.
And now I have three of these,
grandchildren. And I don't want them
in 50 years saying, "Grandpa,
you knew about climate change.
You were a United States Senator.
Why didn't you do anything?"
"And also, why are you still alive?"
Because I would be 116.
Well, my son says that to me now.
I saw that show that you did.
Years of Living Dangerously,
that was such a great show.
And, you know what struck me in that show,
is that you appeared
to be so stupid
in it.
Maybe they can even show a clip from it here.
What is that?
Those are electricity wires.
Electricity is going through there now?
Right now, yeah.
One snarl is worse than the next.
This infrastructure has not been upgraded
for a very, very long time.
Right, so about 30 percent of what we are generating
is getting lost in transmission,
so when we lose the electricity
in the transmission,
we are having to burn more coal
for the same amount of electricity.
And that affects the climate?
That affects the climate.
I would imagine, it's a long flight to India, isn't it?
Sixteen hours.
Couldn't you have just read
what they're doing over there in India
and not have to act like you didn't know it?
I think in this rare circumstance
ignorance was actually a benefit.
But I think that's been
something of your persona,
throughout your career.
You're being generous.
I think it's in the DNA.
No, I think that everyone sees you-
As dumb.
Well, as an everyman
who's inquiring.
Let me tell you something,
you get off the plane in India,
Indira Gandhi International Airport,
number one airport in the world two years in a row,
and you have the flight crew
screaming at you,
"don't drink the water, don't drink the water."
And, you get out of the airport
and it smells like people are burning furniture.
More polluted than Beijing,
and they expect to have
1.6 billion people
in India, soon.
And they're trying to electrify
three hundred million homes.
And they're going to do that
at a rate of 7,000 homes a day.
Now think about calling your cable guy.
Well, it's a whole different deal.
Such a crazy quilt of an experience.
One of the things that I was profoundly affected by
was your visit to the
remote village.
These kids studying in these mud huts
by the kerosene lanterns,
and this woman, the matron of the family,
put all three of her kids through high school
and two in college, one getting a graduate degree.
But, the kerosene lantern
stunts the growth of these kids.
How heartbreaking is that?
There's a lot of heartbreak in all of this.
That's why I do my job.
The whole point of my job
is to improve people's lives.
I have such great admiration for you,
to have had such a
wonderfully successful career
in a diametrically opposite field.
Although helping people through comedy
and entertainment is certainly valuable.
I was a satirist,
you see,
and you a clown.
And so there's a difference, you confuse that.
I'm just saying, you are to me,
well I love you.
I'll just finish that way.
Well, I think what's important about my feelings
toward you, I do love you,
but America loves you, and misses you.
No they don't.
You'd be surprised.
I am constantly looking
for a version of your life,
where what I do beyond
is truly meaningful.
You can't have people coming and saying,
"I want to have the same impact as an Al Franken."
It's an impossible standard for people.
India now, they have coal,
and it's lousy coal, I think it's igneous.
I may have just made that up,
but they have lousy coal.
I need my smartphone so I can look up "igneous."
You're calling me out on igneous?
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What Most People Don't Know About Married At First Sight - Duration: 5:10.
Drop two strangers at the altar on their wedding day, mix in some reality TV magic — and
you've got Married at First Sight.
The show follows the newlyweds throughout the first few months of marriage — all while
they're just getting to know each other.
As the couples are expertly paired up for a reason, the show becomes an electrifying
social experiment.
But will it last?
And is it even real?
Here's what you don't know about Married at First Sight!
Vetting party
Just because Married at First Sight is a reality show, doesn't mean just anyone can be on it.
As show expert, Rachel DeAlto, described to ET Online:
"Each candidate goes through a very thorough background check to determine if they have
significant debts or any sort of criminal record."
And that's not all.
The experts also take into account the moral values and mental state of the participants.
Show counselor, Pastor Calvin Roberson, added,
"We're looking at things like their psychological testing, their core values.
These are legally binding marriages."
But just what kind of person would sign up for this?
Reality bride
As a few contestants described on The View, a bride can have many different reasons for
getting married on the show.
Monet Bell admitted:
"I wanted to get married.
I'm at that place in my life."
And fellow candidate Cortney Carrion, just knew she had to do it:
"Well the opportunity presented itself, and I thought, 'Why not?'
If I left the room and said no, I would always think, 'What if?' for the rest of my life,
and I don't want to have regrets."
First impressions
The first big moment on the show is when the bride and the groom see each other for the
first time.
But it's not quite as romantic as it might seem.
Monet Bell shared her pragmatic take:
"Please don't fall… don't faint, just let me get to the end of the aisle."
But it was bride Jamie Otis who revealed her initial hesitation:
"Everyone's smiling at me, and I just wasn't initially attracted to him, and I didn't know
anything about him other than the way he looked.
He was like rubbing my hands, I just felt so uncomfortable."
Expert advice
The experts are involved not only in pairing partners, but also in counselling couples
during the marriage itself.
But exactly how professional are these "reality experts"?
As Otis described to The Knot,
"Not only did the experts find someone who I could fall in love with, but they helped
guide me along the process."
Her husband, Doug Hehner, agreed, saying,
"For me, it was the experts that sold me on the idea.
I believed in them as professionals, and I trusted that they were taking this experiment
seriously and wanted to find a real scientific match, not just two people that were going
to make good TV."
Hehner said the experts have become almost like family, saying, "Even after the show,
they've all reached out to us and let us know that they hope to always stay in touch.
We have every intention on having them in our lives."
All the feels
Otis and Hehner talked with The Knot about the process of getting to know someone you
might not even be attracted to — and how their attitudes shifted over time.
Otis said,
"On our wedding day, I was certain I made the biggest mistake of my life.
I was trying my best to be pleasant and friendly, meanwhile I was wondering why on earth I ever
thought it'd be a good idea to marry a complete stranger."
Hehner shared similar thoughts on that first day, saying,
"I think there was a lot of doubt in the beginning, and whether or not we were right for each
other."
But then, things began to change.
Hehner continued,
"Over that time, we've both fallen in love with one another, and the thought process
changed from whether or not I could see myself spending the rest of my life with Jamie, to
not being able to imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone other than Jamie."
Total regret
Married life with a stranger, and the pressures of reality TV, create tough moments for the
couples throughout the show.
When season four's Nick Pendergrast yelled at his then-wife Sonia Granados, things got
dark, very fast:
"I don't think she's attractive, I'm not attracted to her, that's me opening up to the fullest
f---ing extent."
He later apologized, telling The Knot, "I could only imagine how [Sonia] must have felt.
The cameras always add to the stress when you're on day six or seven in a row and it's
1 a.m.
But [the cameras] also forced us to face a lot up front and not put it on the back burner."
But fans of the show didn't let Pendergrast off the hook, immediately siding with Granados
via social media.
He told The Knot, "It was a hard week for sure, and I tried to stay away from social
media and focus on other things to distract myself from being sucked into reading comment
after comment."
Big decisions
The big moment arrives on Decision Day, when the couple decides if they want to stay together
or divorce.
So what's going through their minds?
It turns out, a whole lot.
Neil Bowlus opened up to Us Magazine about his choice to divorce, saying,
"I felt I was missing the ability to create a deeper, more intimate relationship…
Nobody is at fault — it's just the way things happened.
We learn, grow and move on."
He continued to reflect on his decision, saying, "After six months of discussing the events
of Married at First Sight with professionals, I am in a comfortable place, and I appreciate
and value our friendship.
If I have learned one thing, it is yes, I will miss some things [from our time together]."
Wanna give it a shot?
Otis has some advice for anyone who wants to go on the show.
She told Upfront New York,
"You REALLY have to know exactly what you want.
You also have to know your own good and bad qualities — especially when talking with
the experts….
Also, you MUST be open."
"...patience is key.
You're not always going to be on the same page, especially for the first 6 months.
Be patient with your spouse."
Good advice, coming from an alum who's still happily hitched!
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Bleachers: "Don't Take the Money" - Duration: 4:22.
-Performing "Don't Take the Money"
off their latest album, "Gone Now,"
give it up for "Bleachers," everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Somebody broke me once ♪
♪ Love was a currency ♪
♪ A shimmering balance act ♪
♪ I think that I laughed at that ♪
♪ Then I saw your face and hands ♪
♪ Coloured in sun and then ♪
♪ I think I understand ♪
♪ Will I understand ♪
♪ Will we fight, stay up late ♪
♪ In my dreams I'm to blame ♪
♪ Different sides of the bed ♪
♪ Roll your eyes, shave my head ♪
♪ Now we're stuck in the storm ♪
♪ We were born to ignore ♪
♪ And all I got is a chance ♪
♪ To just say ♪
♪ Babe, I love and you've got me, runaway ♪
♪ You steal the air out of my lungs ♪
♪ You make me feel it ♪
♪ I pray for everything we lost ♪
♪ Buy back the secrets ♪
♪ Your hand forever's all I want ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ I slept on my own those nights ♪
♪ Was still in my parents' house ♪
♪ And I cut off my T-shirt sleeves ♪
♪ And claim a new continent ♪
♪ Till I saw your face and hands ♪
♪ Covered in sun and then ♪
♪ I think I understand ♪
Oh, I understand.
♪ Will we fight, stay up late ♪
♪ In my dreams I'm to blame ♪
♪ Different sides of the bed ♪
♪ Roll your eyes, shake my head ♪
♪ Now we're stuck in the storm ♪
♪ We were born to ignore ♪
♪ And all I got is a chance ♪
♪ To just say ♪
♪ Babe, I love and you've got me, runaway ♪
♪ You steal the air out of my lungs ♪
♪ You make me feel it ♪
♪ I pray for everything we lost ♪
♪ Buy back the secrets ♪
♪ Your hand forever's all I want ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Love and you've got me, runaway ♪
♪ You steal the air out of my lungs ♪
♪ You make me feel it ♪
♪ I pray for everything we lost ♪
♪ Buy back the secrets ♪
♪ Your hand forever's all I want ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Babe, I love and you've got me, runaway ♪
♪ When you're looking at your shadow ♪
♪ Standing on the edge of yourself ♪
♪ Praying on the darkness ♪
♪ Just don't take the money ♪
♪ Dreaming of an easy ♪
♪ Waking up without weight now ♪
♪ You're looking at the heartless ♪
♪ Singin' don't take the money ♪
Yeah, all right!
♪ Everybody lost somebody ♪
♪ Oh, I know, I know ♪
♪ You steal the air out of my lungs ♪
♪ You make me feel it ♪
♪ I pray for everything we lost ♪
♪ Buy back the secrets ♪
♪ Your hand forever's all I want ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Well, don't take the money ♪
♪ Love and you've got me, runaway ♪
♪ You steal the air out of my lungs ♪
♪ You make me feel it ♪
♪ I pray for everything we lost ♪
♪ Buy back the secrets ♪
♪ Your hand forever's all I want ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
♪ Don't take the money ♪
No no no no no, don't take the money!
♪ Ooh, just don't take the money ♪
♪ Well, just don't take the money ♪
♪ Well, just don't take the money ♪
♪ Ha, ha, aaahh ♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Don Baby - Cyanide & Happiness Minis (Deutsche Synchro | German Fandub) - Duration: 1:02.
Cyanide and Happiness Minis
Don Baby
You're doing it well!
Just one push!
Ah, there he is!
Congratulations! It's a healthy baby boy!
How do you wanna name him?
I wanna name him Jimmy...
Jimmy the Rat
Yes
Don Baby sends his regards!
Nurse! Snitches needs stitches over here!
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Why You Don't Have Free Will: Your Breakfast Food, Biology, and Culture | Robert Sapolsky - Duration: 3:36.
So somewhere in all of this studying the biology behavior, somewhere in there when you're
realizing activity levels in this part of the brain one second before this act: what
you had for breakfast all the way back to like what culture your ancestors evolved to—All
of these are influencing your behavior.
Most of these variables we're not even aware of.
They're subliminal.
We never would have expected it.
Inevitably somewhere in there you've got to sit down and start having the Free Will
Discussion.
So is there any free will in there?
And the polite thing that I've sort of said for decades is that "Well, if there is free
will, it's in all the boring places, and those places are getting more and more cramped."
If you want to insist that today you decided to floss your teeth starting on your upper
teeth rather than your lower teeth, rather than the other way around, that that is an
act of free will—Whatever, I'll grant that one to you.
That's where the free will is.
In reality I don't think there's any free will at all.
If you look at the things that come into account as to whether or not someone is going to do
the right thing in the next two seconds amid a temptation to do otherwise, the variables
in there reflect everything from whether they're having gas pains that day because of something
unpleasant they ate that morning—That makes us more selfish, more impulsive, et cetera—to
what epigenetic effects occurred to them when they were a first trimester fetus.
When you look at the number of things we recognize now that are biological—organic—where
500 years ago or five years ago we would have had a harsh moral judgment about it.
Instead we now know oh, that's a biological phenomenon.
When we look at that, either we can say the last 500 years of realizing all of this biology
is going to stop right here and there's never going to be a new piece of knowledge
in that area—Yeah, there's areas of behavior we still can't explain biologically.
But if all you can do is see the logical direction we're going with that is what we're going
to get to the point is recognizing yeah, we're biological organisms.
This notion of free will, for want of a less provocative word, is nothing but a myth.
What's going to be really challenging though is to figure out how you structure a society
that actually runs humanely built around the notion that we are merely biological organisms.
And that one I haven't a clue.
If someone tells me, you know, "Oh, nice shirt you're wearing today," and I say
"Oh gee, thanks!"
I've just shown that on some fundamental level I have trouble accepting there's no
such thing as free will.
No: actually I picked this shirt today because the culture I come from has these values and
my visual, you know, color receptors told me that this shirt matches with this.
You know you still have a reflex to attribute some sort of free will and sort of tiny little
domains.
If that's going to prove horrible and too difficult to overcome, that's fine.
Where we need to do the heavy lifting is when we're making judgments about volition in
areas where we harshly judge people.
There we really have to do the hard work of thinking through that there's not a lot
of free will going on there.
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