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And I'm very sorry that Nikki is suffering.

I really feel bad.

But I am not going to be the other woman sneaking around.

It's not gonna happen.

>> Billy: There is no other woman.

You're the only woman in my life.

You hear me?

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Arrow and The Flash Crossover Promo "Super Starts Here" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:31.

We call him Captain Cold.

We can talk about you ginving your enemies silly code names, later.

- What are you calling yourself these days? - Atom. Nice to meet you.

Captain Cold, the Reverse-Flash...

- Heat Wave... - Stop doing that.

Arsenal. That's what we should call you.

Hey! I assign the nicknames around here.

Although that one's not bad.

- Who are you? - I'm the justice you can't run from.

YOU'LL FIND THE ITALIAN SUBTITLES ON www.traduttorianonimi.it

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here i am on a waiting line [Alex/Justin] - Duration: 0:51.

Yo, Alex...

Is it alright, if I crash here tonight

Fuck you Justin, and you calling me a pussy, after what you did

It's love, it's not logic...

Or what you didn't do...

Fuck you

What ever happens to us, happens to you too

So what, if I kill myself, you die too?

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NEW Pj Masks Oddbods WRONG HEADS for Kids Finger Family Songs Nursery Rhymes 2017 - Duration: 1:01.

NEW Pj Masks Oddbods WRONG HEADS for Kids Finger Family Songs Nursery Rhymes 2017

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Video: Carrick Talks Money: Here's the good news about the housing market right now - Duration: 1:43.

There's been a lot of negativity about the

housing market in Canada lately. A lot of

concern that we have a bubble in some

cities where there are soaring

real estate prices.

Now for a bit of good news

for home buyers and home owners and

that is stable mortgage rates.

We were starting to see pressure build for a

mortgage rate increase and it's evaporated.

And that means we can – we should –

expect to see stable to mortgage

rates for the near future. You know it

was just last year, late last year, about

November, we saw fixed-rate mortgages

creep up a little bit and that was

because of rising interest rates in the

bond market. Now the bond market sets the

trend for fixed-rate mortgages. And also

some expectations that the Trump

government in the United States was

going to stimulate economic growth and

possibly get inflation rolling again.

So rates increased a little bit late last

year and the same momentum was starting

to build in mid-March and you know what?

It is completely gone now. Here we are in

late April looking ahead to the busy

spring mortgage season and we should

have stable rates. Now I don't want

buyers to get too complacent. If you're

buying a house today and you've got a great

mortgage rate I want you to model out

what the impact would be on your

household cash flow if rates were a full

percentage point higher.

How would you afford that? Map it out now

so you're all ready in case you have to

renew at a future date at higher rates.

And I also encourage people to go out

there and get a rate hold when you're

looking for a house. Could be 60, 90, 120 days.

Ask what your lender offers. Lock it down.

Call it a just-in-case move to protect yourself.

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WRONG HEADS SUPERHEROES SPIDERMAN BABY BOSS CARTOON FOR KIDS FINGER FAMILY NURSERY RHYMES - Duration: 2:06.

Wrong heads superheroes spiderman

Wrong heads superheroes spiderman baby boss cartoon for kidsironman

cartoon for kids finger family nursery rhymes : this a funny cartoon with superheroes

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NEW Pj Masks Robot Trains WRONG HEADS for Kids Finger Family Songs Nursery Rhymes 2017 - Duration: 1:01.

NEW Pj Masks Robot Trains WRONG HEADS for Kids Finger Family Songs Nursery Rhymes 2017

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BREAKING! Here's How Much The FBI Planned To Pay For The Trump Dossier, This Is Shocking Read More - Duration: 4:20.

BREAKING!

Here's How Much The FBI Planned To Pay For The Trump Dossier, This Is Shocking (Read

More)

New points of interest turn out, about the FBI's secret deal the previous British spy

about his reminders on Trump bonds with Russia.

The New York Times reports that FBI specialists met toward the beginning of October with Christopher

Steele, the previous MI-6 spy, to discuss his future work on the dossier.

Steele was working for Fusion GPS, an opposition research firm that was a customer of a partner

of Hillary Clinton's.

He had begun gathering research on Trump's potential binds to Russia in June.

As per The NY Times, FBI consented to pay off Steele $50,000 just on the off chance

that he could demonstrate clear confirmation from his dossier.

Times additionally expressed, that it never went to an assention, proposing that proof

from Steele notices couldn't be proven.

These are The New York Times reporting:

Mr. Steele met his F.B.I. contact in Rome in early October, bringing a stack of new

intelligence reports.

One, dated Sept. 14, said that Mr. Putin was facing "fallout" over his apparent involvement

in the D.N.C. hack and was receiving "conflicting advice" on what to do.

The agent said that, if Mr. Steele could get solid corroboration of his reports, the F.B.I.

would pay him $ 50,000 for his efforts, according to two people familiar with the offer.

Ultimately, he was not paid.

This makes one wonder, about the level of certainty that FBI had in the dossier, which

is imperative since FBI depended on that dossier in a September's application for FISA warrant

against Carter Page, a previous Trump's campaign adviser.

So a Federal Intelligence Court concurred that there were motivations to trust Carter

Page was a spy for the Russian organization.

A July 19 Memos from dossier made by Steele, demonstrates how Trump's partners utilized

Page in an „organized conspiracy" to help him win the decisions.

Sergei Millian, specialists with Belorussian roots, was a wellspring of these cases.

Update from dossier likewise expounds on a mystery meeting amongst Page and Russian authorities

and Igor Sechin, leader of oil organization Rosneft, a meeting was about keeping low pressures

after authorizations against Russia over Ukraine.

Page denied all cases from the dossier, worrying that he had never met Igor Sechin.

A month ago the Washington Post broke the news that the FBI made a casual concurrence

with Steele, who runs Orbis Business Intelligence in London.

The Washington Post's report says an agreement amongst FBI and Steele was disappointingly

ended on the grounds that the dossier "became the subject of news stories, congressional

inquiries, and presidential denials."

Steele's dossier was distributed January 10. by BuzzFeed News.

A portion of the cases now is a piece of a claim against BuzzFeed News by Aleksej Gubarev,

who is specified in a reminder, as a Russian tech official working a hacking system that

assaults Democrats.

Gubarev denied these allegations and now is on the court against BuzzFeed, for distributing

dossier with his name in it.

What do you think about this?

Do not hesitate and write your thoughts in the comments section below.

Share the truth, be patriots!

Thank you for reading.

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Mandisa - I'm Still Here (Song Story) - Duration: 1:13.

♪ YESTERDAY, ♪

♪ HAD ME KNOCKED TO THE GROUN♪

♪ HAD ME DOWN FOR THE COUNT ♪

WHEN I WAS THE LOWEST OF LOW DURING MY BATTLE OF DEPRESSION,

THERE WAS A POINT WHERE I BELIES TRYING TO TAKE ME OUT.

THERE WAS A POINT WHERE IF I CONTINUED ON THAT JOURNEY,

I PROBABLY WOULD NOT BE SITTING HERE TODAY.

I FELT UTTERLY HELPLESS,

I FELT LIKE THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY SEE MY WAY OUT.

BUT NOW THAT GOD HAS LIFTED ME OUT OF THE PIT,

I SAY THAT PSALM 40 IS MY LIFE VERSE.

PSALM 40, VERSES 2-3, IT SAYS "HE LIFTED ME OUT OF THE PIT,

OUT OF THE MUD AND THE MIRE.

HE SET MY FEET ON A ROCK AND HE GAVE ME A NEW SONG TO SING.

AND IN THE PRAISE TO MY GOD,

MANY WILL SEE AND WILL BE AMAZED AT THE GREAT THINGS THAT MY GOD HAS DONE."

THAT IS WHAT I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY NOW.

THE FACT THAT MY HEART IS STILL BEATING,

THE FACT THAT MY LUNGS ARE STILL BREATHING,

MEANS THAT MY GOD IS NOT DONE WITH ME YET.

MY STORY IS STILL BEING WRITTEN,

AND I'M STILL HERE

♪ I'M STILL HERE ♪

♪ ALL MY YESTERDAYS ARE GONE♪

♪ AND THE BEST IS YET TO COME♪

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Tom Hanks Honored As Late Show's 'Hunk Of The Day' - Duration: 5:21.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE CAPTURED TOM HANKS FOR YET ANOTHER ACT TO

TALK TOGETHER.

>> THERE IS NOTHING ON TV TONIGHT.

THAT'S ALL THERE IS.

>> Stephen: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THERE IS NOTHING ON

TV.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR FRIEND JOH JONATH

DEMME, WHO I KNOW IS A DEER DAER FRIEND OF YOURS AND YOU DID

"PHILADELPHIA" TOGETHER.

>> HE PLAYED A CAMEO, HE'S A MOVIE DIRECTOR.

GOD BLESS HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

IT'S BEEN A TOUGH WEEK, FRANKLY.

MY WHOLE PRODUCTION COMPANY CAME ABOUT BECAUSE OF JONATHAN.

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT WORKING WITH JONATHAN.

JONATHAN, ALL OF HIS MOVIES WERE LIKE YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH

THE MOST WELL-LIKED AND HIPPED ADJUNCT PROFESSOR AT YOUR STATE

COLLEGE BECAUSE HE DRANK WINE DURING OFFICE HOURS.

"COME ON IN!

COME ON IF!

SIT DOWN!" THAT'S WHAT IT WAS LIKE.

HE HAD THIS POLICY THAT NO OTHER MOVIE DIRECTORS HAVE, WHICH IS

ANYBODY CAN COME TO DAILIES.

USUALLY DIRECTORS SEE DALYS IN A LOCKED BUNKER IN THE FORMER

SWIMMING POOL OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND YOU HAVE TO PUT, YOU KNOW,

THUMB PRINTS ON IN ORDER TO GET DOWN.

JONATHAN WOULD SAY, "COME ON."

HE WOULD PUT ON PIZZA, PUT ON MUSIC, SHOW WHATEVER THE DAILIES

WERE.

I WAS AT DAILIES ONCE SITTING NEXT TO A GUY WHO WAS WEARING A

MATCHY-- IT WAS AN ODD OUTFIT-- HE WAS WEARING A MATCHING PURPLE

SEE THE AND I HAD NEVER SEEN THE GUY BEFORE.

PURPLE JACKET, PURPET PANTS.

AND HE WAS SITTING THERE, HAD A CUP OF WINE, SOME PIZZA, WATCH

SOMETHING M.O.S. STUFF.

AND I THOUGHT HE WAS FROM THE PROP DEPARTMENT, ONE OF THE

ACCOUNTANT-- THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE MOVIE YOU NEVER

SEE.

AND I SAID, "HEY, MAN, HOW YOU DOING?"

"PRETTY GOOD, YEAH."

"IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME AT DAILIES?"

"YEAH."

"WHAT DO YOU DO HERE AT THE MOVIE?"

"I DON'T WORK ON THE MOVIE."

"WHO ARE YOU?" "I'M THE FEDEX MAN."

( LAUGHTER ) HE WAS THE FEDEX GUY-- FEDEX!

HIS CAR IS, LIKE, PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, AND

JONATHAN SAID, "HEY, MAN, HOW YOU DOING?"

HAVE A ROUGH DAY?

I'M ALMOST DONE.

YOU WANT TO WATCH THE DAILIES?

WHAT ARE DALYS?

IT'S KIND OF LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

SURE.

THE GUY SAYS TO ME, "IS THAT DENZEL WASHINGTON?"

"YEAH, YEAH, IT IS, AS A MATTER OF FACT, YEAH."

"IS HE IN THE MOVIE, TOO?" "YEAH."

"IS HE IN DAILIES?" "NO."

"OH, I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM.

I'M TELLING YOU A SLIGHT STORY BUT I'M NOT FAR OFF THE MARK.

>> Stephen: THERE YOU ARE.

>> A SWEET GUY.

ANOTHER GREAT THING ABOUT HIM, HE WAS--

( APPLAUSE ) THE FIRST TIME I TOOK MY WIFE

OUT ON A BONA FIDE DATE, AS IN, "WOULD YOU-- WOULD YOU-- ARE YOU

DOING ANYTHING TOMORROW NIGHT?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT TO MAYBE HAVE DINNER AND MAYBE A

MOVIE WITH ME?" SHE SAID, "SURE.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO SEE?" ", I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DON'T WE CHECK OUT WHAT'S PLAYING."

"HOW ABOUT 'STOP MAKING SENSE'?" "I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD

MOVIE."

I TOOK MY WIFE OUT AND "STOP MAKING SENSE.

>> Stephen: TALKING HEADS-- >> CONCERT MOVIE.

>> Stephen: ONE OF THE GREATEST CONCERT MOVIES THAT AND

THE "WALL."

>> JONATHAN DEMME AND MARTIN SCORSESE.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO IN A MINUTE HERE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE

GIVEN ENOUGH TO AMERICA AT THIS POINT.

WE WANT TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO YOU.

EVERY DAY ONE OF THE-- THE YOUNG PEOPLE WHO WORKS HERE, ONE OF

THE ASSISTANT PRODUCERS-- >> ONE OF THE MILLENNIALS.

>> Stephen: ONE OF THE MILLENNIALS THEY CALL EACH OTHER

MILLENNIALS.

>> ONE OF THE YOUNG OUT-OF-CONTROL YOUNG PEOPLE WHO

WORKS IN YOUR OFFICE.

>> Stephen: SHE PUTS UP THE HUNK OF THE DAY.

AND SHE RECENTLY PUT UP THIS HUNK OF THE DAY.

TODAY'S HUNK IS TO THE HUNKS.

>> OH, WAIT A MINUTE!

HOLD ON!

>> Stephen: OKAY?

OKAY?

THERE IT IS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: IT GOES ON TO SAY, "ENOUGH SAID, RIGHT?

NOPE, I'VE GOT MORE TO SAY.

EVERY TIME TOM SAYS 'DON'T CRY SHOP GIRL'.

GUESS WHAT, I DO."

THANKS FOR BEING A HUNK.

I KNOW YOU HAVE OSCARS.

I KNOW YOU HAVE EMMYS.

I KNOW YOU HAVE AGREEMENTS?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: BUT NOW YOU HAVE HUNK DAY.

KENNEDY CENTER HONORS AND HUNK OF THE DAY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO YOU HAVE AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

>> YOU WANT TO GO OUT OVER -- >> Stephen: WE'LL GO OUT OVER

THE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

>> LET ME GET THREE WORDS INTO IT AND PLAY ME OFF --

>> Stephen: BEFORE YOU DO THAT.

"THE CIRCLE" IS IN THEATERS NOW.

TOM HANKS TAKE IT AWAY.

>> I OWE THIS FANTASTIC MOMENT TO MY FIRST TEACHER WHO TAUGHT

ME EVERYTHING I KNOW, TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, RITA!

TO MY KIDS!

I LOVE YOU!

GOOD NIGHT!

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Thursday, April 27, 2017 (Full Episode) - Duration: 22:38.

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, go smash with a condom

and then take it off and smash again. Watch.

It's not propaganda, nigga. It's the truth.

I got a foreskin. Shit is enough condom.

[ Laughter ]

I didn't know day care was something like $3,000 a month.

-Day care's mad-expensive. -How much is a condom?

My day care was $350 a week.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-You know what I'm sayin'? -Yeah.

But, yo, think about that wack nut.

Even if you have a kid, you can flashback to that and know when it happened.

Like, "Yo, this is when I made you."

And it was like, "Yo, that was a fire --"

That nut is worth 3K every month?

Yo. If you're doing it right. You know what I'm sayin'?

This nigga's buggin'.

Nigga, I done had million-dollar nuts, nigga.

-This nigga's buggin'. -I have million-dollar nuts.

I fell asleep in a puddle like, "Unh!

Yo, I hope there's triplets in there. Fuck that."

♪♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh, papi Trumpito is back ♪

So, Twitter fingers, he woke up this morning

and decided he's gonna flame the timeline.

Grata-ta-ta-ta!

He's gonna get his Meek Mill on,

and he's gonna bring it to his newest enemy, the Democrats.

"I'm trying to help all you niggas get black lung."

[ Laughs ] What's his obsession with the miners?

Nobody care about the miners.

Is there even any miners left in America?

Let's keep it funky. Who's mining?

Do any of y'all know any miners?

There's like maybe 50 pounds of coal left in America.

-Like, let it go. -Fam!

So, after he defended the miners,

then he was like, "Wait, wait, wait. I'm not done."

"Shush. I got more heat for you, my nigga.

More life. More life for your headpiece.

More fire tweets for your head top.

Watch how you speak on Trumpito's name."

[ Laughter ]

"Sad."

I respect that he adds Jim Jones ad-libs to his own tweets.

Politics!

Boom! Ballin'!

Grr-tat!

But he's not done. He's not done.

'Cause he realized there's no limit

to how many times you tweet a day.

He thought there was, like, a two limit -- a day tweet?

When they gonna put you in Twitter jail, my guy?

He was like, "Yo, I'm-a do my Melo.

I'm pulling up. I'm shootin'. Shooters gotta shoot."

"It's all good. You already know."

"Ask them!"

Do we got to rebuild our military?

We got the biggest military in the world, yes.

Didn't we just bomb the shit out of Syria

with, like, one button push?

I think we're all right on that.

Nigga sent the DM and destroyed a whole country.

He just pressed a button. He "set it and forget it" and went to bed.

Like a rotisserie chicken.

Like a...coffee pot, nigga. Like, "For 6:00 a.m. tomorrow."

Find out in the morning.

Not done yet. More tweets on deck.

God damn!

Flag. Numero uno.

He threw an emoji? Oh, is that his first emoji?

-Oh, that was an auto emoji. -Was than an auto emoji?

Oh, yeah? Okay. I thought he was leveling up.

Once Trump finds out about emojis, it's a wrap. It's a wrap, bro.

This nigga just sending like four bomb emojis at Syria.

[ Laughs ] Bro!

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, yo, I read this shit.

This shit says "Donald Trump releases his tax plan."

And I thought it said "Donald releases Tax."

I was like, "Yeah! Yeah, nigga!

My nigga T-T-T-Tax! Word up! Yeah!"

No. Donald Trump, after promising for many months

he was gonna reform

the complicated and bloated U.S. tax code,

decided with 10 minutes before he walked into the press conference,

he was gonna take out the Notes app on his phone

and just come up with like nine points

and be like, "Yo, good enough."

He did the book report by just looking at the cover.

"Okay, okay..."

"Before I tell you my tax-reform plan,

we must first say what taxes are.

Taxes are a tariff paid on goods and services.

What is a plan, however?"

"In conclusion..." [ Laughs ]

Nigga's doing a third-grade essay.

This shit looks like my fuckin' -- What is this?

Nigga put Clipart!

They was like, "Yo, first, start with a --"

What fonts is that, my nigga?

Yo, there's mad fonts in here.

What Trump's tax plan would do

is eliminate something called the Alternative Minimum Tax.

This would help Donald a lot,

even though he never released any of his tax returns.

When he got that one from 2005... Shout-out to Rachel.

...that Rachel Maddow -- gang, gang -- released.

It indicated that he paid nearly $37 million

in federal income taxes that year.

If it wasn't for the Alternative Minimum Tax,

he would've only paid about $5.3 million.

Damn. He's trying to keep the pockets fat.

Oh, I see. Yeah, nigga. You're not low.

You know what I'm sayin'?

But then he sent out his boy from Goldman Sachs

that he made Secretary of the Treasury,

Steve -- what's his name?

I'm gonna call him Munchkin. I don't care. Munchkin. Sure.

Steve Munchkin to talk to the press.

Shout-out to Steve Munchkin. Gang, gang.

Went to Riverdale High School.

Kind of the Bronx. Not really. Not really.

Y'all don't want to claim us. We don't claim y'all.

Y'all got a lot of bagel shops. I respect you.

Shout-out to Spuyten Duyvil.

Karl: My second question is,

will the president release his tax returns so that --

The president has no intention.

The president has released plenty of information

and I think has given more financial disclosure

than anybody else.

I think the American population

has plenty of information on that topic.

[ Overlapping questions ]

Right there. Right there.

Excuse me. Other people have the right to ask questions.

...will affect him personally?

Why are all the White House

press-secretary reporters wild-buns? Yeah.

Like, they just be deaded. He's like, "No, no, no, no."

"It's okay. Just stop please."

Right there. Excuse me.

Other people have the right to ask questions.

It's like watching a fight on the 1 train. What a worm.

"Yo. Excuse me. Very calm. "Excuse me."

Excuse me. No. Excuse me. Very civil.

I was sitting there, sir. Excuse me.

"Sir, my MetroCard says I can ride anywhere I want. Sir.

Sir, sir, this is a public area. Sir.

Sir? What do you think you're doing?

It's a first come, first serve, sir."

Sir, my child is here. My child is here.

I don't have to stand for this.

I voted for Obama twice."

Yo, but then the reporter's such a...herb.

Like, everybody in this room is a herb.

'Cause the reporter could have been like,

"Yo, what, nigga?! No...that! You didn't answer my question!"

You can't do that as a reporter.

He's, like, from the Washington Post.

He's not from F.E.D.S. magazine.

You can't just threaten niggas. Yo!

You can't clap your hands like,

"On blood, you gonna answer my question, cuz!"

If y'all niggas need a proxy to come through your shits,

holla at your boy.

How do we get clearance to go to a White House press thing?

-Yo, Shane. Make it happen. -Hook it up.

We can go as journalists for Viceland. Come on, son.

I bet you our questions get answered

or we get arrested or both.

Yep, 'cause we'll walk in there with bulletproof vests, nigga,

like the Nupacs.

[ Laughs ]

So, your response to those critics who say

a lot of what you presented here today could save the president

or benefit his own businesses.

The AMT is just another example

of a third complicated set of rules.

Anyway, thank you, everybody. Appreciate you guys being here.

"No encores. Sorry. Gotta go."

It's like when you go to a show and they throw a bottle on stage,

and homey's like, "Nah...this.

We done! We done! It's her fault!

You know what I'm sayin'? It's her fault! Be mad at her!

She...up the show for all y'all. Goodbye!"

He already made up his mind when she was talking.

He, like, folded up the paper.

That was his parking voucher, nigga.

He was like, "Yo. Getting the...outta here."

Anyway, thank you, everybody.

"Anyway, I'm off this. Peace. ...y'all niggas."

"Jersey, it's been real."

[ Laughs ]

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

♪ Ber-ber ♪

I feel like we need, like, the wild soul-funk music.

♪♪

♪ Who's that baddest cat? ♪

♪ It's Maxine Waters ♪ Maxine!

Auntie Maxine came for crooked Republican head of the

House Oversight Committee Jason "Caffefssssiz."

"Cafesafish." "Ffsssz."

Jason Gefilte Fish.

[ Laughter ]

Do you have an understanding of what you think it is

that Congressman Chaffetz is doing?

Maybe he thinks that if he rose out

and points to the fact

that something is going on with Flynn

that he did not disclose and this is criminal,

I mean, he's violated a federal law,

that somehow this will raise him above

of maybe what connections he may have with the Kremlin.

Well, I should say -- I don't know.

But we need to keep an eye on him.

"Keep an eye on him 'cause that nigga's fucking with the Russians.

Told y'all."

Chris Hayes is like, "Allegedly.

Allegedly. Maxine, don't get me sued.

He's like, "Maxine, you're talking very spicy

on my program tonight."

You know they're in his ear like, "Yo, Chris, handle that.

-"Tell her chill, Chris." -Tell Desus' aunt to calm down."

You know what I mean? [ Laughs ]

Oh, look. We have a little, shall I say, dirt on you, doggy,

Mr. Chaffetz.

When Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" tape was released,

Chaffetz was fed up.

You...faker. Two weeks later,

he tweeted from his account, @jasoninthehouse.

In the house! Ho! Ho!

White people, let that be a warning.

This is what happens when you let your children listen to hip-hop.

That's right.

All right. I mean, listen.

♪ Jason in the house ♪

Do you think he just really enjoyed that LL Cool J show?

"Oh, my God."

That was "In The House," right? That was LL Cool J?

Oh, shit. Carlton was in this, right?

Oh, shit. He's Carlton now.

We know his real name, but he's always gonna be Carlton.

I heard he was Dominican, which is --

He is. He is Dominican.

He is? Oh, shit. Shout-out to him.

You can tell he's Dominican

'cause he looks black and he never claims it.

Ohh! Wait. Hold up. How the...?

No, no, no. Time-out, time-out, time-out.

No, no, no. ...outta here.

How could you not -- How could you not --

How could you not be black

and be on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"?

That's, like, one of the blackest shows of all time.

Well, he was on "Silver Spoons" before this.

Oh, he was? You guys remember "Silver Spoons"?

Hey.

Yo. Oh, shit. What the...is that?

Is she doing a heel toe?

That is the most Yakubian heel toe I ever seen.

-Oh! Shit! -Oh!

This nigga's getting light?

Ohh! How he's doing all the --

He's like, "Nah, I'm not gonna let

this white nigga show me up."

I'm about to hit you with the wild turtle into a freeze."

[ Laughter ]

He's like, "Yo, a'ight.

Now let's go do coke in the trailer."

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

-Today... -Illustrious guests.

-Special guest. -Know what I'm sayin'?

Chad Johnson. TV personal--

TV personality. Which is bigger?

Banging your bitch on Twitter probably.

You know what I'm sayin'?

O-Okay. That's not in the prompter, but all right.

Is it true or false? He's like, "Nah, nah, nah."

He's like, "Nah. Nah." He's like, "Chill. Chill, dawg."

Give it up for Ochocinco.

[ Applause ]

♪♪

Thanks for coming through.

For you viewers, this is why I grew the beard,

so you can tell the difference between us.

'Cause y'all constantly on Twitter, they say we look alike.

But the bank account is not...

All black folk.

As long as you got a black head and you dark-skinned,

you look alike. It's true. It's true.

But you're not a bad person to be confused with.

For you to get confused with me, that's different.

-Like, you don't want that. -"Yo, this nigga owe me $20!"

Yeah. You don't want to walk the street like that.

What's going on, man?

You can finesse yourself into a club being like,

"Yo, I'm Chad. You...crazy?"

Nah, he can't do that 'cause I don't club.

I ain't been to the club since like '06.

So now it's like, "Yo, I'm making my return."

You done with the club? You tired of it?

I ain't been in the club. I don't drink.

You don't drink? All I do is smoke cigars every day.

-Oh. -Okay. Just cigars?

I'm cheap. I don't spend no money.

-So what I'm in the club for? -That's true.

I can't relate.

And, you know, technology is so far advanced,

you ain't really got to go to the club

what you going there to get anyway.

-Yeah. That's true. -You get where I'm going?

You know what I'm sayin'? That's very true.

You got access to everybody here with your phone.

And also you've been in Miami for a very long time.

-Since '78. -You know what I'm sayin'?

So what's there to do in Miami when you're not on the --

I mean -- -I don't know.

Bro, I live a simple, very boring life... Yeah?

...outside of what people may perceive. I see.

I smoke cigars every day. I play soccer.

I box. I play "FIFA."

Actually, I'm the best "FIFA" player,

so after I finish this -- Watch it now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen, listen, let me finish. Did he say that?

Listen to this -- Anybody in New York can get it.

For every goal you score, I'm giving you $1,000.

That goes for any and everybody. Yo! Whoa!

-He's giving in here. -Ochocinco challenge!

Oh, okay, you're on the family edition

of "Married Boot Camp." -Yeah, I needed that, boss.

What was the biggest takeaway you got from that.

The biggest takeaway --

Well, if I tell you what the biggest takeaway was,

that would give away how the entire process went for my mama. Okay, all right.

But the whole point was being that my mother never raised me.

I was raised by my grandma. I'm from Liberty City.

I come from nothing. Grandma raised me.

And I never had the relationship

that a mother and son are supposed to have.

Hell, my damn daddy wasn't there, either, you know? Right.

I never had a father, so I've never had

the opportunity, all the shit I've been through in life --

Excuse me for cursing. My bad.

-No, it's all good. -No, don't worry about it.

The thing about my situation with my ex --

We all know what happened,

so when something like that happens,

who do you think would be the first person I called?

-Your parents. -Your parents.

-Yeah. -Man, I ain't even have

nobody to reach out to. -Oh, wow.

Like, that's crazy.

And that was the one mistake I've ever had in life

besides me having fun on the football field. Mm-hmm. Right.

So, the biggest mistake in my life,

and I didn't have the opportunity

to call the person who should have been there most.

So, like, stuff like that, you know? Yeah.

So, your relationship with your parents... [ Laughs ]

...how has it affected your relationship with your daughter?

Everything is cool.

Because my relationship with my mom was so strenuous

and so up and down and our Wi-Fi was all --

connection has been off... Mm-hmm, right, right.

...it made me that much of a better father, you know? Right.

And I still got a long way to go

because you got to think when I was playing

those 12, 13 years,

I'm gone six, seven months out of the year. Mm-hmm.

And so I've only been a father really financially. Right.

And that sucked.

So, you had to, like, re-learn your daughter?

I had to re-learn everything. And I got all teenagers. Mm.

They don't even want to deal with me no more. How many kids you got?

-Six. -Six.

-Oh, damn. -And I got a little baby.

I just had a little 1-year-old.

And I got to force her to hang with me.

She acting like them.

-Wow. -You don't got kids.

-No, man. -Man, you got

to start poppin' them, bro.

[ Laughter ] No, we -- We good. You're good for both of us.

-We good, brother. -How many you got?

-Four. You know what I'm sayin'? -Okay. Tighten up.

Get some more, man. [ Laughter ]

Yo, you're the first person to tell me that

'cause everybody's just like, "Yo, four kids," like it's the 1920s.

Like, "Damn, nigga, you got four kids?

What, are you building a factory?" You know what it's like -- [ Laughter ]

You know what it's like going in a mall, you got all six, man?

No, I mean, I'm from a big family but... Yeah.

...now to be to be the head winner

and the bread winner for six people... Yeah.

...that's out the [bleep] window.

No, I'm not doing that. That's wild. [ Laughter ]

-I'm not gonna front. -That shit is dope, man.

It does feel good when I walk into Target with all of them,

and they like, "Yo, yo," and I'm just like, "Nigga."

That feels good? You know what feels even better?

When you walk in Target and you buy

whatever the [bleep] you want for yourself. [ Laughter ]

God, man. See, I like to give. I'm a giving person.

You being selfish, bro.

I'm not being selfish.

It's just that I am the person

that worked hard to put me where I'm right now... Right.

...so I'm taking the time to enjoy it right now. How old are you?

I am...in my 30s.

[ Laughter ]

-You married? -No, I'm not married.

You got a girl?

In 2016 -- Now, come on, now. [ Laughter ]

My back-to-back gold medal was at 800 meters

at the Junior Olympics.

Who is faster right now?

[ Laughter ]

Why you making it hot, Ocho? Why? Why?

Why you -- Why you --

-Yo, son. -My bad.

I'm just -- I'm just -- You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what?

Even if you don't have a girl, man, you know,

you ain't got to do the fairy tale.

Just pop one out. God.

Ocho, you, too, man? [ Laughter ]

Listen, your run on Twitter is legendary.

You flame niggas on there. It is.

Y'all have a good time. You have fun on Twitter. But, you know, I be preaching love

24/7, so, like -- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You not a troll, but you just have fun on Twitter. No, no, yeah, yeah.

Now, that was funny.

-[ Laughs ] -That was classic.

That's what I'm talking about.

You found two of your kids on Twitter. I didn't -- No, that's not real.

That's why it was so funny. The dudes --

[ Laughter ]

All this time, I was like, "Yo!" Man, you thought that was real?

-Yeah. -[ Laughing ] Nah!

I just -- I was like, "Yo."

I was like, "He ballin' out here." [ Laughs ]

That's why he's, like, having kids.

I'm like, "Yo, you just finding your kids on Twitter?" [ Laughter ]

That's what made it so funny 'cause that dude, he tweeted me.

Yes, he was like, "Yeah." -He tweeted something

back to me, and I said, "Is your mama so-and-so

with the birthmark," and he just went along with it,

so it played out perfectly. Ohh. Oh, man.

It played out perfectly. Okay, I'm gonna leave now. I'm like, "Whew."

Oh, you really thought that was my son --

I found my son on Twitter? I was like -- I was like, "Yo, maybe."

Man, I'm a savage. I ain't that bad. You know what I'm sayin'?

"I found him on Twitter," brother? That's bad -- on Twitter?

Find the kids on LinkedIn and shit. Nah.

Oh, man, what do you enjoy more,

being on TV or being on the field?

-Probably the field. -Yeah.

With my acting, I enjoy being on the field.

Is it different? Are they both competitive?

Or is it, like, two different --

'Cause some people we meet, and they're like,

"Yo, when I'm in front of the camera,

I'm competing on a high level." -On the field,

in that entity, they try to control me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'.

And I didn't change. On TV, I can just be me. Okay.

Like, right now, I can just be me.

I don't have to worry about anybody sayin' anything. Mm-hmm.

You know, in that other world, you know, I was vilified. Pins and needles.

But I chose not to conform, which is why, you know --

That's why you were lit, to me, as an NFL player,

'cause the NFL is, like, you know, the "no-fun league" and shit.

You put the swag to the game.

You was talking shit on the field.

You know what I mean? You had your flow about you.

And I thought it was corny that they were trying to, like limit that.

You know what I mean?

'Cause don't you want personalities,

interesting people, you know what I mean,

for the fans to, like, engage with and shit?

-That makes perfect sense. -No, the NFL is about control.

You have to think like a business owner.

You got to think like a business owner.

"We can't maximize on whatever it is

that you're doing," so I was making money

away from the game because of the individual way

I express myself. -Right.

And they weren't getting a cut of that. Ah.

So, when you can't get a cut of what you're making

in their world, "No, that's not the way it works." Damn, Roger.

It's a controlled environment -- period.

What was the hardest hit you ever took.

Ray Lewis -- I'm still looking for him. [ Raven caws ]

He's gonna get these hands. -Yeah?

[ Laughter ] Yeah, I ain't --

Would you do one of those celebrity-boxing situations with Ray Lewis?

Or, is he, like, -- Is that two different weight classes?

No, I don't care about the weight class.

He's gonna get the work. -Yeah?

[ Laughter ] [ Chuckling ] You know what I'm sayin'?

Ray gonna come through and sue and do the losing thing.

[ Both laugh ] He's gonna get knocked the [bleep] out!

That's my dude, but Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis, yeah.

♪♪

You guys make sure you continue to watch my two folks...

-Yeah! -Hey.

...now that I'm part of the family.

Thank you, VICE, for hiring me. [ Laughter ]

VICELAND gang!

Hey, if you need me, my number is still the same.

I love you. 786-324-5212.

-That's right. -Holla, right?

And the "FIFA" challenge still stands, right?

For anybody. Anybody. Anybody can get it.

Anybody can get it. That's the rainbow! Anyone can get it! Anybody.

Matter of fact -- Anybody know

how to get in touch with 50 Cent while I'm here?

'Cause I just want to throw hand before I leave town.

-50, what's up? -50, what up?

I know you're watching the show, my G, come on.

Let's keep it happening. -Let's go. Let's make it happen.

-You know what I mean? -Ochocinco! [ Applause ]

♪♪

Shout-outs. Pew, pew, pew-pew! Shout-outs! [ Imitates gunshots ]

Yo, shout-out to having, You know what I'm sayin',

when you with your boo, you know what I mean,

and you at the club, you know what I mean,

and she's treating you like the king that you are.

You feel me. You know what I'm sayin'? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

It's real love.

A real man is never emasculated by their woman... You know what I mean?

...no matter what she does to them in the club. Even if she cocked it back --

When she's gone off that Henny... [ Laughs ]

...and she throw you around like a little rag doll. You know what I'm sayin'?

-Whoo! -Hey! Hey!

Hey!

-Damn. -Yo. All right.

Now everyone in the club knows he's the little spoon.

Damn, that's wild.

They 69'ing standing up.

[ Laughter ]

Damn!

He don't never get to pick the channel at home.

Hell no. Stupid? What is happening?

Is that...Jamaican cousin?

He's doing that with one hand, too. Yo!

-This is very disrespectful. -Damn!

-She's not even struggling. -Yo!

But, look, he threw his hands up around her neck like a baby, bro.

'Cause he knew what it is. He ain't got no choice. [ Laughs ]

She was like, "Yo, death by snu-snu, my nigga. Let's go." Yo!

Oh, my God!

Yo, shout-out to United Airlines, though,

you know what I'm sayin', out here violating

the rights of everybody, every species... Mnh-mnh.

you know what I'm sayin' 'cause they killed the biggest rabbit in the world.

It died on one of their flights.

All right, people, nigga, Simon, B, you didn't deserve this, yo. Rest in peace, Simon. Damn.

-You didn't deserve this, my G. -Yeah, he was a good bunny, man.

Look at him, and why do they use that picture?

Why didn't they use him graduating rabbit school? Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Look... Damn.

...biggest rabbit ever, You know what I'm sayin'?

The biggest.

He's, like, awesome.

"I'm the biggest."

"Simon, a continental giant rabbit from England" --

Shout to the grand boys, then, all the grand boys rabbits.

They digested carrots -- "was 10 months old."

Oh, he wasn't that old -- Ohh.

"He was on track to out-grow his father, Darius,

who was 4'4", who holds the Guinness world record

for longest rabbit." -Ohh.

"Breeder Annette Edwards says, 'Simon had a vet's check-up

three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle.'"

See? "Now the airline faces a legal claim

from Simon's new owner and former Playboy model Annette,

who once had plastic surgery to look like

the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit."

Ohh, my God.

That looks like Jessica "Nah, bitch."

[ Laughter ]

Wow.

-Yo, son! -Wow.

Oh, I get -- "Who framed Roger Rabbit?"

Jessica Rabbit -- Ohh!

Damn, well, a delay -- I get it now.

She's the biggest Jessica Rabbit in the world. Damn.

[ Laughs ] I feel she went through all this work

just for me to get this joke and now she's got nothing else to live for.

That's it. It's over. It's over.

United Airlines said, "Fuck your rabbit."

No.

[ Laughter ]

Actually, I'm sorry. I'm being told that's not the proper aside.

"United Airlines said, 'We are saddened to heard this news.

The safety and wellbeing of all the animals

that travel with us is of the utmost importance

of the United Airlines and our PetSafe team."

That's fake. They just made that up. They just made that up.

"We have just been in contact with our customer

and have offered assistance.

We are reviewing this matter."

And they all chuckled and was like,

"Who the [bleep] flies around with a big-ass rabbit?

Glad that shit died."

♪♪

It's sticking it up. Call him Tebow.

[ Both laugh ]

That's right -- Cocky Yankees Fans is back, baby. That's right!

No, yeah, I see Severino last night. I seen that.

-[ Speaking indistinctly ] -You see my man Judge?

-Pfft. -Outta here, man. You stupid?

-How many rings. -Squad on deck!

Twenty-s-s-s-seven!

[ Scoffs ]

Tell your favorite franchise to suck my dick from the back! Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Got a little lazy with that one.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

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Flying Cars Are Finally Here And They Suuuuck - Duration: 4:10.

OH, I'M A BIG FAN OF TECHNOLOGY.

YOU GUYS KNOW THAT.

I HAVE ALL THE TECHNOLOGY, A PHONE AND EVERYTHING.

I OFTEN SAY LOUDLY I'M A FAN OF TECHNOLOGY HAD

SO THAT ALEXA KNOWS I'M ON THEIR SIDE WHEN THE UPRISING COMES.

AND IT'S ALSO WHY I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I LEARNED THAT

GOOGLE FOUNDER LARRY PAGE HAS INVENTED A FLYING CAR.

OH, THANK GOD.

THE FLYING CAR IS FINALLY HERE.

I WAS AFRAID THE DOUCHEBAGS WERE RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO BUY.

SO-- I NEED A FLYING CAR!

JUST SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

SO THIS IS IT, THE THING WE'VE BEEN PROMISED, THE THINGS WE'VE

BEEN DREAMING ABOUT OUR ENTIRE LIVES.

LET'S SEE OUR FLYING CAR.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE A MINI TRAMPOLINE HAD SEX WITH A

WEANER-MOBILE.

IT'S CALLED THE KITTY HAWK FLYER, AND IF THE COMMERCIAL

THEY SHOWED IS ANY INDICATION, IT'S GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE HOW

RICH PEOPLE TRAVEL ACROSS A LAKE.

IT STARTS WITH A PROBLEM WE'VE ALL FACED: WE WANT TO UPSTAGE

THE LAKEFRONT DINNER PARTY OF OUR BEST FRIEND, WHO WE SECRETLY

HATE, WITHOUT USING OUR BORING OLD BOAT.

BUT HOW?

BY STRAPPING ON OUR HELMET, JUMPING ON THE KITTY HAWK WE

SORT OF KNOW HOW TO FLY, AND HOVERING THE EXPOSED BLADES AT

THE EXACT HEIGHT OF OUR FRIENDS' HEADS, AND THEN RECOUNTING OUR

FLYING MACHINE ESCAPADES WHILE DRINKING ON OUR FRIEND'S DOCK.

AND THEN, PRESUMABLY, ALL HAVING DRUNKEN SEX ON A PILE OF

PRICELESS PAINTINGS.

( LAUGHTER ) THIS LOOKS GREAT.

THAT'S A PARTY I'D GO TO.

EVERYBODY IS GOING TO GET THESE CARS.

I PREDICT THAT IN TEN YEARS, THEY'LL BE SO POPULAR, THAT

KITTY HAWKS WILL BE THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG THIRD

WIVES.

AND GOOGLE, GOOGLE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, I HONESTLY DON'T CARE

HOW EXPENSIVE OR HOW DANGEROUS IT IS, I WILL DO LITERALLY

ANYTHING TO AVOID THE LINCOLN TUNNEL.

PLEASE GIVE ME A KITTY HAWK OR A CATAPULT OR HUMAN CANNONBALL.

I'M IN.

JUST CALL ME.

I'LL BE SITTING WITH NOTHING TO DO...

IN THE LINCOLN TUNNEL.

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF TECHNOLOGY.

I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT 56AS'S "CARS 3."

DID YOU SEE THAT.

YOU'RE PROBABLY YOUNG ENOUGH.

>> Jon: A LITTLE OLDER.

>> Stephen: IN 2005, HOW OLD WERE YOU?

>> Jon: 18.

>> Stephen: YOU GO TO HELL.

( LAUGHTER ) I MEAN THAT WITH AFFECTION.

YOU KNOW I MEAN THAT WITH ALL THE AFFECTION IN THE WORLD.

I WAS, TOO, I WAS IN THAT BALLPARK.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH?

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Jon: AROUNDAIN.

>> Stephen: MY LATE TEENS.

IN THE "CARS" FRANCHISE, IT'S A WHOLE WORLD OF CARS.

THEY DRIVE AROUND, THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN

SOCIETY, AND OF COURSE IT RAISES THE QUESTION: WHAT HAPPENED TO

THE HUMANS?

WELL, PIXAR CREATIVE DIRECTOR, JAY WARD, JUST EXPLAINED HIS

THEORY: "IMAGINE IN THE NEAR-FUTURE WHEN THE CARS KEEP

GETTING SMARTER AND SMARTER.

AND AFTER ONE DAY, THEY JUST GO, 'WHY DO WE NEED HUMAN BEINGS

ANYMORE?

THEY'RE JUST SLOWING US DOWN.

IT'S JUST EXTRA WEIGHT, LET'S GET RID OF THEM.'"

OH, MY GOD.

THE CARS KILLED EVERYONE!

"'MATER, HOW COULD YOU!?" SO FINE, GET SELF-DRIVING CARS.

I GET WANTING TO DESTROY HUMANITY.

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

BUT WHY DO THE CARS TALK?

WARD WENT ON TO SPECULATE: GOOD NEWS, KIDS, YOUR OLD PAUL

LIGHTNING McQUEEN ISA A MURDERER.

WHY ARE WE RUINING THE "CARS" MOVIES?

IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.

THE CARS DRIVE AROUND THEIR OWN WORLD BECAUSE KIDS LIKE THINGS

THAT GO "VROOM-VROOM."

AND PIXAR MAKES THE MOVIES BECAUSE THEY LIKE THINGS THAT

MAKE $10 BILLION IN GLOBAL MERCHANDISE SALES.

GOT TO HAVE MERCHANDISING.

EXPLAINS WHY AMAZON STUDIOS HAS RELEASED A FULL LINE OF

"MANCHESTER BY THE SEA" ACTION FIGURES.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

TOM HANKS IS HERE.

RIGHT OVER THERE, IN FACT.

STICK AROUND.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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Anna Baryshnikov Had To Be Talked Out Of Attending Prom At 22 - Duration: 5:43.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

MY NEXT GUEST MADE HER FILM DEBUT IN "MANCHESTER BY THE SEA"

AND NOW STARS IN CBS' "SUPERIOR DONUTS."

PLEASE WELCOME ANNA BARYSHNIKOV!

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?

>> Stephen: NOW, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

>> HI.

>> Stephen: THIS IS YOUR FIRST LATE NIGHT SHOW, RIGHT?

>> IT IS.

>> Stephen: WELCOME, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

>> THANK YOU!

>> Stephen: THE FIRST OF MANY, NO DOUBT.

YOUR NAME IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY.

>> WHY IS THAT.

>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV,

AND YOUR MOTHER IS LISA REINHART, BOTH GREAT DANCERS.

DID YOU DANCE?

>> I TRIED.

>> Stephen: YOU WERE NOT FORCED TO?

>> NO, MY PARENTS WERE PRETTY GOOD ABOUT NOT PUTTING ON ANY

PRESSURE, BUT THEY DID PUT ME IN A BALLET CLASS LIKE WE DO WITH A

LOT OF GIRLS AND BOYS BUT I WAS TERRIBLE.

I WAS A REALLY TALKATIVE KID AND I HAD A LOT OF ENERGY AND IT

REQUIRES SO MUCH FOCUS.

YOU HAVE TO BE SO KIND OF, YOU KNOW, DILIGENT AS A LITTLE KIT

KID, AND I WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

MY FIRST CLASS I WAS AT THE BAR AND I WAS NEED LING AROUND THE

BAR, AND I WAS TALKING OUT LOUD, "HOW ABOUT THIS CLASS?

IT'S A LOT OF FUN."

>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE YOU AT THIS POINT?

>> I WANT TO SAY MAYBE SIX OR SEVEN.

>> Stephen: SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT.

>> YEAH.

ALL RIGHT A DISASTER.

AND THE TEACHER CAME OVER AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS

ACTUALLY QUIET TIME.

WE'RE LEARNING FIRST POSITION."

AND I REMEMBER THINKING, "THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK."

>> Stephen: SO IS ACTRESS A FORM OF REBELLION FOR YOU?

>> IT'S LIKE THE LAMEST FORM OF REBELLION EVER.

I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO DO PLAYS!"

>> Stephen: YOU STARTED DOING THEM EARLY.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

>> I WAS IN A CHILDREN'S SHAKESPEARE THEATER FOR SEVERAL

YEARS.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE PRESENCE.

THAT'S PRESENCE RIGHT THERE FOR A KID.

YOU KNOW WHERE THE CAMERA IS, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

>> THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY THAT BECAUSE I SEE THAT AND I'M

LIKE, "I'M JUST WAITING FOR DINNER."

I LOOK DEAD IN THE EYES THERE A LITTLE BIT.

>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.

YOU'RE ALMOST CHALLENGING.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PHOTO OF ME?"

WHERE WAS THIS?

I UNDERSTANDS YOU WERE IN, LIKE, A NEW YORK SUBURBAN SHAKESPEARE

COMPANY?

>> YEAH, SO MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS ABOUT-- THAT I GREW UP IN IS

ABOUT 30 MINUTES NORTH CITY.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> AND IT WAS THIS REALLY SMALL, REALLY, YOU KNOW, SUPPORTIVE

COMMUNITY, BUT THE COOL THING TO DO WAS SHAKESPEARE PERFORMED BY

ONLY CHILDREN.

LIKE, THE WAY THIS TOWN FELT-- ( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: ONLY BY CHILDREN.

NOT "BY ONLY CHILDREN."

YOU COULD HAVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS ONLY BY CHILDREN.

>> LIKE, "WE NEED TO SOCIALIZE YOU GUYS."

IT WAS EXCLUSIVELY BY CHILDREN.

YOU KNOW HOW TO THE TOWN IN "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS" IS REALLY

INTO FOOTBALL.

>> Stephen: OH, YEAH.

>> IT WAS REALLY LIKE THAT.

>> Stephen: BUT SHAKESPEARE FOR CHILDREN.

>> BUT SHAKESPEARE FOR CHILDREN.

WE HAD A CHEER.

>> Stephen: YOU HAD A CHEER?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR SHAKESPEARE CHEER?

>> I'M SUDDENLY REGRETTING EVERYTHING.

>> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR CHEER ♪ WE WENT HUH-UNGOWA

SHAKESPEARE'S GOT THE POWER ♪ >> Stephen: I LIKE IT.

I'M SURE SHAKESPEARE WOULD LIKE IT, TOO.

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

>> GOOD OLD WILLY WOULD HAVE LOVED IT.

>> Stephen: YOUR FIRST MOVIE IS "MANCHESTER BY THE SEA."

>> YES.

>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR ENTREE INTO MOVIE MAKING.

NOT EVERYBODY GETS TO DO THAT.

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, DON'T TELL ME HOW IT ENDS.

>> IT'S SUPER FUNNY.

>> Stephen: YOU PLAY A TEENAGER IN IT?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: BUT YOUR COSTAR, WHO IS LUCAS HEDGES, IS ACTUALLY

A TEENAGER.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s.

HE IS ACTUALLY A TEENAGER.

ANY SORT OF TENSION THERE THAT-- >> YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHEN I WAS FIRST CAST I

WAS NOT SURE IF THIS IS LEGAL.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I

DIDN'T KNOW HOW-- IF THEY KNEW HOW OLD I WAS.

AND I FELT LIKE I HAD TO LAY THAT ON THE TABLE.

BUT IT WAS GOOD.

WE WERE BOTH NERVOUS.

IT WAS MY FIRST MOVIE SO I WAS NERVOUS.

AND HE SAID HE WAS NERVOUS BECAUSE I WAS OLDER.

BUT WE GOT TO BE GOOD FRIENDS.

AND HE ACTUALLY ASKED ME TO PROM.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

DID YOU GO-- >> AS FRIENDS, AS FRIENDS.

>> Stephen: DID YOU GO?

>> AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, "THANK YOU.

I'M SO HONORED.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EXCITING."

AND THAT WAS IN "MANCHESTER BY THE SEA" OUTSIDE OF BOSTON.

AND I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK AND TOLD MY FRIENDS.

I SAID, "GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO ST. ANNE'S PROM."

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT."

>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU?

>> 22.

YEAH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

>> YOU CAN'T BE 22.

BUT I WAS SO OBLIVIOUS.

I WAS LIKE, "IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT FUN."

THEY WERE ALL SAYING, "IMAGINE YOU'RE A PARENTS AND YOU'RE LIKE

THIS IS MY 22 GOING ON WHATEVER DATE."

>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET YOUR BOSTON ACCENT?

YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE.

HOW DID YOU GET THAT?

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WE HAD A DIALECT COACH AND SHE WAS GREAT, BUT I

ALSO-- I WANTED TO HEAR TEENAGED GIRLS DO IT.

SOMETIMES WHEN YOU LOOK UP THE BOSTON ACCENT YOU GET-- "YEAH,

GET OUT OF THE CAR!" AND I WAS PLAYING A NORMAL

TEENAGED GIRL SO I FIGURED I WOULD GO FIND THEM AT THE MALL.

SO I WENT TO THE MALL AND STOOD AS CLOSE TO TEENAGED GIRLS AS

WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN I GOT ARRESTED ON THE

WAY HOME.

>> Stephen: DID YOU REALLY?

>> NO!

>> Stephen: OH!

ACTING!

WELL, IT WAS LOVELY IT MEET YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU, SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> Stephen: "SUPERIOR DONUTS" AIRS MONDAYS AT 9:00 ON CBS.

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>> Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

>> Hilary: Careful, Lily.

Hands off.

>> Victor: I understand if Nicholas and Victoria are

turning their back on me.

But I thought that you of all people would understand me.

>> Jack: Gloria and I have -- >> Ashley: No.

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Tom Hanks Hooked Up The 'Poor Bastards Of The White House Press Corps - Duration: 6:26.

WE'RE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED TOM HANKS.

THAT WAS AN EXTRAORDINARY STORY YOU JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THE

PRESIDENT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

>> AND NOW YOU UNDERSTAND IF YOU REPEAT THAT ON YOUR SHOW, THERE

WILL BE A BLACK VAN SHOWING UP AT YOUR HOUSE.

>> Stephen: THERE'S ALWAYS A BLACK VAN SHOWING UP AT MY

HOUSE.

THAT'S HOW I GET TO WORK.

>> IS IT THE THING WITH THE FLAMES SPRAY PAINTED ON THE

SIDE.

>> Stephen: IT SAYS "AFTERNOON DELIGHT."

>> HEY, IF THAT VAN IS ROCKING...

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT'S KIND OF

INTERESTING TO ME A COUPLE OF TIMES.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN PURCHASED THE WHITE HOUSE

PRESS CORPS THEIR OWN ESPRESSO MACHINE?

>> YES, YES, I DID THAT.

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: AND THIS WAS-- THIS WAS-- DO I MIND IF I READ

THIS, SHOW THIS?

>> GO AHEAD.

>> Stephen: YOU SUBJECT THIS NOTE ALONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE

PRESS CO.

IS THIS IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM WHERE THEY HANG OUT?

>> IT'S IN BACK.

>> TO THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORE, KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT FOR

TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY, ESPECIALLY FOR THE TRUTH

PART.

TOM HANKS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> BY THE WAY, THAT WAS BY-- THAT'S BY BILL-- THAT IS A

PULEITZ-- PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING DRAWING BY-- OH, GEEZ.

I'M BLANKING ON THE NAME.

>> Stephen: BILL ELDER?

>> YEAH, YEAH, THE GREAT WORLD WAR II CARTOONIST.

YEAH, I'VE DONE THAT FOR DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICAN

ADMINISTRATIONS BECAUSE THOSE POOR BASTARDS NEED COFFEE.

IT'S JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

I THINK THIS PRESIDENT MIGHT BE KEEPING THEM UP, ANYWAY.

CERTAINLY ON THEIR TOES BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO

HAPPEN.

>> I HAVE A FEELING THE PROBLEM NOW IS AN AWFUL LOT THE SPIT

COFFEE ON PEOPLE'S LAPS.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" I THINK A LOT OF THAT STUFF.

THAT MIGHT BE-- THAT MIGHT BE HAPPENING THERE

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: SO WHEN DID YOU-- GO AHEAD.

>> THIS STARTED BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME WE EVER WENT-- MY

KIDS WERE LITTLE AND WE HAD A TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

AND THEY TAKE YOU DOWN THERE.

IF NOTHING IS GOING ON, IF THE PRESIDENT IS NOT THERE, YOU CAN

ALMOST GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.

THEY TAKE YOU DOWN AND YOU GET TO STAND AT THE PODIUM AND

PRETEND YOU'RE POINTING AT SOMETHING.

AND YET, EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT WAS NOT THERE, THERE

WERE ABOUT SIX STAFFERS-- OR REPORTERS AND TECHNICIANS IN THE

BACK OF THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM LIKE THIS UPON... WE SAID,

GUYS WORK HERE?" AND THEY SAID, "EVERY SINGLE

DAY."

I SAID, "THE PRESIDENT'S NOT EVEN HERE.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HERE?" AND THEY SAID, "IN CASE OF

NUCLEAR WAR."

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW, SAY SOMETHING HAPPENS.

AND WE SAW, THEY HAD THIS OLD MR. COFFEE THAT WAS ALL SKAGY

AND WHATNOT.

I SAID, "GUYS, YOU MIGHT BE GETTING A BRAND NEW CAPPUCCINO

MACHINE FROM PERHAPS A MILD-MANNERED REPORTER FROM A

GREAT METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER WHO DISGUISED AS CLARK KENT FIGHTS

THE BATTLE FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.

I'M A SUCKER, BUT WHEN I WAS A KID I TOOK THAT TO HEART "TRUTH,

JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY" WAS SOMETHING YOU KEPT UP A

NEVER-ENDING BATTLE FOR.

>> Stephen: I AGREE, I AGREE.

AND PEOPLE DO GIVE THEIR LIVES FOR

( APPLAUSE ).

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF THE AMERICAN WAY, YOU HAVE THIS NEW

MOVIE HERE CALLED "THE CIRCLE."

>> OH, YEAH.

>> Stephen: WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED EMMA WATSON.

>> EMMA WATSON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S ABOUT SORT OF

SOCIAL MEDIA AND SURVEILLANCE.

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE?

WHO ARE YOU IN THE MOVIE?

>> WELL, IF YOU TOOK TWITTER, YOUTUBE, GOOGLE, INSTAGRAM, AND

APPLE AND JAMMED THEM ALL INTO ONE COMPANY, THEY WOULD DO

PROBABLY ONE OF TWO THINGS-- EXPLODE BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN

SELF-IMPORTANCE, OR ATTEMPT TO DOMINATE ALL OF THE WORLD AS WE

KNOW IT.

AND I PLAY THE GUY WHO, FOR WONDERFUL ALTRUISTIC REASONS,

WANTS TO IMPROVE THE HUMAN CONDITION AND SETS ABOUT COULD D

IT BY WAY OF THIS-- THIS SOCIAL MEDIA INTERNET COMPUTER COMPANY

CALLED THE CIRCLE.

AND IT ALL MAKES WONDERFUL SENSE.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE GET, LIKE, CAMERAS, THAT THEY CAN PUT ON

THEIR BODES.

>> THEY GET THINGS THEY WEAR ON THEIR WRISTS THAT CAN KEEP TRACK

OF THEIR HEARTBEAT.

THEY-- THEY-- THEY GET PADS THAT HAVE-- THEY CAN SEND MESSAGES

ON.

( LAUGHTER ) THEY-- THEY'RE ABLE TO, LIKE,

SEND, LIKE, KOOKS PHOTO PHOTOS A NUTTY RIDDLES TO PEOPLE ON THE

OTHER SIDE OF THE-- IT'S THE SCARCIEST, GOOFIEST, DYSTOPIAN

VERSION OF THE FUTURE YOU'RE EVER GOING TO COME ACROSS.

>> Stephen: BUT WHO WOULD PAY FOR THAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> Stephen: WHO WOULD PAY FOR THAT?

>> I HAVE NO IDEA.

THERE ARE GAMES YOU CAN PLAY-- IT'S FUBBY, DAVE EGGERS-- WHO

WAS A GREAT NOVELIST.

HE WROTE THIS THING IN 2013.

NOW, USUALLY IN THE REALM OF SCIENCE FICTION OR REALITY

FICTION, THINGS LIKE THAT, A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT YOU

THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN FOUR YEARS AGO AND WHAT REALLY-- IS,

LIKE, EIGHT MILES WIDE.

THEY'RE NOT REMOTELY CORRECT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM.

I BELIEVE DAVE PUT A HEX ON US ALL, AND TRAVELED IN A TIME

MACHINE TO SEE WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE BECAUSE HE CAPTURED

IT FOUR YEARS AGO.

>> Stephen: WELL, IN THIS SCENE WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE HERE,

EMMA WATSON, HAS BEEN CAUGHT BY THIS TECHNOLOGY SNEAKING INTO

YOUR OFFICE.

>> YES, SHE HAD TO BE RESCUED FROM-- FROM A PRECARIOUS

POSITION THAT SHE WAS AT ILLEGALLY AND WE KNOW ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

JIM.

>> NOW THEY KNOW YOUR SECRET, DO YOU FEEL BETTER OR WORSE?

>> BETTER.

RELIEVED, ACTUALLY.

>> I AM A BELIEVER IN THE PERFECTIBILITY OF HUMAN BEINGS.

WITH WE ARE OUR BEST SELVES, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

THERE IS NOT A PROBLEM WE CANNOT SOLVE.

WE CAN CURE ANY SKIS, AND WE CAN END HUNGER.

WITHOUT SECRETS, WITHOUT HORDING INFORMATION, WE CAN FINALLY

REALIZE OUR POTENTIAL.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I DON'T BELIEVE --

>> Stephen: I LIKE THE TURTLENECK.

>> YOU LIKE THAT.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK HERE, AND WE'LL BE

RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MR. TOM HAIFNGS.

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5 WORST Grooming Mistakes Men Make (And How To Fix Them!) | BIGGEST Manscaping DON'TS - Duration: 9:57.

Not trimming your nose hair for so long, people mistake it for a mustache.

Not wearing antiperspirant on public transportation when it's 100 degrees outside.

Using a dull razor to try shave your testicles.

Guys, hopefully I've got your attention.

Today's video, five of the worst grooming mistakes that men make.

Mistake number one, gentlemen is not having a routine.

Now, understand having a bad routine is better than having no routine.

You want to be proactive not reactive.

A routine is something that you think through, something that you've got actually things

scheduled that you have planned it that you have organized it and that you can actually

improve over time.

You may have fallen into some habits.

The problem with habits is that we don't think through them, oftentimes they can be bad or

they can be good.

When it comes down to it, this isn't something that you have set up.

Now, daily may not be so much of an issue.

Yes, you shower at some point, you brush your teeth at some point.

It becomes an issue over a longer periods of time for things that need to be scheduled

out farther in advance such as in let's just take the week example, cutting your nails.

If you don't cut your nails every week, you may forget to do it until they're too long.

The issue here is let's say you're going to an interview and then you realized right before

you walk in that your nails are too long.

It may seem like a non-issue to most people, but if it bothers you, it's an issue because

you're not going to be as confident.

I know it seems incredibly small.

And it can be avoided by having a routine every two weeks.

Now, get the back of your neck shaved, make sure that you are trimming your nose hairs,

make sure you're trimming those ear hairs.

And believe me your body changes over time especially this is a big deal as, again, we

get farther out, you want to be setting it up with your barber or your stylist.

Going in every three weeks or every four weeks to get a cut.

Make sure that you look really good versus, again, you having to react to an important

situation.

You've got a big party, you want to look great for it, you realized, oh, my barber is busy,

I'm going to have to go this stylist I've never been to.

They end up messing up your haircut.

Again, these things can be avoided when you actually are proactive, you're setting up

a routine and you are not reacting to just what life is going to throw at you.

Grooming mistake number two.

You're too impatient.

I know we live in a society that says give me now.

Instant gratification, it's everywhere.

But, understand when it comes to your bodies, sometimes things are going to take time.

Let's say that you're having issues with your shave and now you start to document, you've

got a shaving routine you actually have a technique that you're working to improve.

But, you realized, hey, I want to go from, you know, the kind that's coming at being

sprayed out of the can and there's alcohol in it.

I want to use something that's actually going to be a lotion.

Well, the first time you shave, it may not be perfect.

It may take actually a week, it may take two weeks, it may even take a month for you to

start to see all of the improvements with this new type of shave.

You can't expect instant gratification.

Anyone that's grown a beard, you know that that first week or two weeks after you start

to grow that beard, what happens?

You get this itchy beard.

All of a sudden you want to shave this thing off because it will not stop itching.

And you're just wondering, my goodness, how can I get past this.

Give it time, be patient.

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And I think that's what key about this company is that they actually put in solid ingredients.

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Grooming mistake number three.

Too little too late.

So, you want to be able to see the future, look at men who are ten, twenty, thirty years

ahead of you and look at ones who you admire what they're doing where they're at in life.

They're exactly where they want to be and they've been able to do that because they

look the part they been able to kick butt in consulting maybe in acting maybe in communication,

entertainment, whatever it may be find out their secrets.

But, what you're going to find is a lot of these guys started putting and this goes back

to point number one, the right routines and started actually taking care of their bodies

in their 20's, in their 30's.

Yes, exercise is important, but so as taking care of the biggest organ on your body, skin.

So, a lot of guys, you know they don't do anything with their skin.

They go out they spend a lot of time out in the sun, what happens?

They end up damaging a lot of their skin.

This happens in your 20's, 30's, 40's and then when you're on your 50's, it's a little

bit too late.

There's simple things that you can do, you can choose anti-ageing creams.

You start to use those maybe in your 30's, your 40's.

Maybe look for skin lotions for face lotions that actually have a little bit of sunblock

in them.

This is going to go really far in making sure you don't mess up your skin.

There's other things that you can do, but it comes down to, gentlemen, actually taking

steps early.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Grooming mistake number four.

Too much.

So, let's talk about too much fragrance.

Guys, you don't want to overdo it.

One spray, maybe two sprays is probably going to be enough.

Pay attention to the concentration.

So, with the toilette, the cologne, the perfume each of them are going to usually have a different

concentration of oil, but practice wearing it before.

Know how much you should wear and how it can possibly the sillage how much, you know, how

much is going to spread to the room because you don't want to walk into a room and have

people running right out because you announce yourself without saying a word. You want to

be discovered when it comes to fragrance.

Now, with hair product.

Don't reach in and use half of that, you know, a huge glob of whatever, you know, pomade

or something like this.

Use a little bit less.

See actually how it looks with your hair.

You don't have to just look like you've got this big -- all this grease up in your hair.

You don't have to go to extremes.

As men it seems like we like to do that.

You know, look at your eyebrows.

Now, it's okay if we're going to break up the unit brow if you're going to get rid of

some stray hairs in and around here.

But, don't be plucking your eyebrows into weird shapes.

On hairstyles, if you're a younger guy I understand maybe you want to try something new.

But, you know when you're in your 40's or 50's and you're going in for a conservative

business interview, don't go to the extreme with designs in the side of your hair.

It's about, you know, not going too much and those are some of the worst grooming mistakes

I see.

Grooming mistake number five.

Drop the martyr mindset.

Now, I respect men who put others in front of themselves who actually are providers and

take care of others.

But, what I don't like is when these guys somehow they they think they're going to be

a martyr and they're just not going to care for themselves, they don't care what they

put on their bodies, they don't care what they put in their bodies.

And what happens is if they really abuse their body, their body isn't going to be around

for, you know, later in life and so, they don't live as long.

Take care of yourself, so that you can take care of others, there's nothing wrong with

this.

And in fact, I mean just a couple of examples.

So, if you've got dandruff, maybe look at a higher end dandruff shampoo which is actually

going to solve the problem because there are different types of dandruff out there and

different shampoos do different things.

So, just because you try one and maybe this one is going to be a little bit pricier, that's

not a problem if you actually take care of yourself.

When it comes to, you know, lotions on your hand, if you work with your hands.

A lot of guys especially they get in their 50's, they get in even in their 40's, they're

working hard with their hands they get cracked hands.

Well, maybe get a nice really good natural hand lotion that solves the problem versus

buying the cheapest stuff, the stuff that, yeah, it sort of does a decent job, but then

you got to keep applying it, you stop using it.

The point being, guys, don't be a martyr.

Take care of yourself, so that you can take care and be around for those you care about.

All right, gentlemen so now it's your turn.

I want to hear from you down in the comments. What would you have added to this video?

What did I miss?

Again, in the description, I'm going to link over to the Grooming Lounge.

One thing I didn't say about the Grooming Lounge and all the products here by the way

were sent to me by the Grooming Lounge from Jack Black's skin essential.

One thing I love is that they stock and they carry they've curated some of the best brands

out there like a nose trimmer from Groom Mate.

And I know I have one of these.

These things are frigging awesome.

They, you know, they don't use a battery, you just twist it and turn it and it cuts

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I love this because it can be packed, it travels easy, it's smaller from dandruff to the ultimate

strength hand lotion salve whatever they call it there.

Guys, a lot of great products higher-end antiperspirants.

What I love about the Grooming Lounge is that they brought together some of the best products.

They pay very close attention to the ingredients.

So, if it's going to be on their website, you can trust that this is a solid product

that's going to really help.

At the end of the day, guys, help you not make any of these grooming mistakes.

That's it, guys.

Take care.

I'll see you in the next video.

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Tom Hanks Went Yachting With The Obamas And Oprah - Duration: 11:15.

>> Stephen: FOLKS HERE'S SOMETHING WE'RE ALL EXCITED

ABOUT HERE AT CBS.

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER THAT YOU KNOW IT'S

TRUMP'S 100th DAY COMING UP THIS WEEKEND.

OUR GOOD FRIEND, JOHN DICKERSON, THE NATION FACE HIMSELF OF "FACE

THE NATION" HAS THE 100-DAY INTERVIEW ON "FACE THE NATION"

THIS SUNDAY.

YOU WANT TO CHECK THAT OUT.

AND ON "CBS THIS MORNING--" IS IT LIVE?

LIVE ON MONDAY MORNING THEY'LL BE AT THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN WITH

THE PRESIDENT TO TALK ABOUT THE FIRST 100 DAYS.

YOU HAVE TO FIGURE IF HE'S DOING "FACE THE NATION" AND "CBS THIS

MORNING," YOU HAVE TO FIGURE AT SOME POINT HE'LL COME BY HERE.

>> Jon: HE HAS TO COME THROUGH.

>> Stephen: I THINK LEGALLY THE CONSTITUTION REQUIRES HIM TO

COME BY THE SHOW.

THE TRIFECTA.

YOU'RE WELCOME ANY TIME.

YOU'RE WELCOME ANY TIME.

WOULDN'T WE LOVE HIM TO STOP BY?

( APPLAUSE ) FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT

NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION BUT I HAVE TO SAY HIS NAME SO THE BAND

KNOWS WHEN TO START PLAYING.

PLEASE WELCOME TOM HANKS.

♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> NOW, LOOK --

>> Stephen: YES, SIR.

YES, SIR.

>> I KNOW-- I KNOW THAT THERE'S BEEN-- THERE'S BEEN A BIG, BIG

SWING-- THERE'S BEEN A SWING IN THE STATUS BETWEEN YOU AND THE

TWO JIMMIES, WHICH I EMBRACE CONTINUOUSLY.

>> Stephen: WHO I LOVE.

WHO I LOVE.

>> THEY'RE FABULOUS GUYS.

THEY PUT ON GREAT SHOWS.

BUT HERE'S WHAT HAS HAPPENED, STEPHEN-- AMERICA WANTS TO GO TO

BED AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT THERE IS SOMEONE UP ON THAT WALL.

( LAUGHTER ) NOT THAT WALL.

>> Stephen: ARE YOU WATCHING "GAME OF THRONES?"

WHAT WALL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HERE.

>> JACK NICHOLSON-- "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" WALT WALL.

AND THEY WANT TO KNOW SOMEBODY IS LOOKING OUT FOR US, THEN--

LOOKING AT THEM, BUT LOOKING OUT FOR US.

AND THAT MAN IS JON BATISTE RIGHT OVER THERE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

THANK YOU!

>> Stephen: HE GIVES AND HE GIVES AND HE GIVES.

>> SO AS SOON AS WE SEE THAT LITTLE MELLED ONIA GOING, WE

SLEEP LIKE BABIES.

WHERE IS IT?

>> Jon: OH, YEAH I GOT A LITTLE TASTE FOR YOU.

>> IS IT TRUE YOU STARTED LEARNING THAT SIMPLY BECAUSE IT

ONLY TAKES ONE HAND TO PLAY?

LOOK AT THAT.

>> Jon: I LIKE TO GET UP FROM THE PIANO.

SO THAT'S YI STARTED PLAYING IT, YOU KNOW.

>> Stephen: IN NEW ORLEANS THEY MARCH EVERYWHERE.

THERE'S NO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

THEY HAVE TO MARCH EVERYWHERE IN NEW ORLEANS, SO SAD.

SO SAD.

THEY MADE THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION.

>> Jon: EXACTLY RIGHT.

>> Stephen: I SAID RIGHT NOW I DIDN'T NEED TO INTRODUCE YOU,

BUT IF YOU WERE TO INTRODUCE TOM HANKS WHAT, WOULD YOU SAY WITH

BTHIS TOM HANKS FELLOW?

HOW WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE HIM?

>> UH, UH, OKAY, HERE'S -- >> Stephen: NOT TO PUT YOU ON

THE SPOT.

>> WELL, THAT PUTS ME ON THE SPOT IN A BIG WAY.

>> Stephen: THAT'S MY JOB.

>> I WOULD SAY HERE'S A MAN WHO'S BROTHER IS A TENURED

PROFESSOR IN ENTOMOLOGY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS.

MY BROTHER IS AN ENTYMOLOGIST, SO THIS IS TRUE.

IT'S ACTUALLY-- MY WIFE AND I'S ANNIVERSARY IS ON SUNDAY, 29

YEARS.

>> Stephen: OH, CONGRATULATIONS.

W>> WE WERE ON OUR ANNIVERSARY, AND WE SAW THESE COLLEGE STUDENT

THAT HAD THESE ODD LITTLE SUCTION CUPPY KIND OF THINGS,

AND THEY WERE AT THE BACK OF CACTI DOG SOMETHING AT THE BASE

OF CACTI, AND WE SAID, "CAN WE ASK YOU A QUESTION?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?" AND THEY SAID, "WE'RE ENTOMOLOGY

STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA RIVERSIDE," WHICH IS

A BIG THING FOR ME BECAUSE MY BROTHER EARNED HIS DOCKET RATE

AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA RIVERSIDE.

>> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER'S NAME?

>> MY BROTHER'S NAME IS LARRY.

BUT HE INSISTS ON BEING CALLED PROFESSOR LAWRENCE.

THEY WERE SUCK OUT TEENY LITTLE INSECT.

AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER IS AN ENTYMOLOGIST.

AND THEY SAID, "YEAH, YEAH."

AND HE ACTUALLY-- NOT ONLY DID HE GET HIS DOCTORATE FROM

RIVERSIDE, BUT HE USES TO TEACH THERE.

>> AND THEY SAID, "YEAH, YEAH."

AND I SAID, "MY-- MY BROTHER-- WELL, WELL, I'M TOM HANKS."

AND THEY SAID, "YEAH, AND YOUR BROTHER'S DR. LARRY HANKS."

SO I WAS LIKE-- I WAS THE FAMOUS GUY'S BROTHER AT, YOU KNOW, AT

THE THING.

AND IT RATTLED ME JUST A TINY BIT.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> AND MY BROTHER JIM IS STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT.

MY SISTER SANDRA STILL CAN'T QUITE--

( APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: YEAH.

IT'S NICE THOUGH, IS HE OLDER OR YOUNGER?

>> OLDER.

>> Stephen: GOOD TO KEEP YOU HUMBLE.

OLDER BROTHERS SHOULD DO THAT.

>> HE FOUND MANY A WAY TO KEEP ME HUMBLE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A FEW THINGS THAT DO YOU THAT WOULD BE

HARD TO STAY HUMBLE AFTER HAVING DONE.

THERE WAS A BIG STORY TWO WEEKS AGO, BARACK OBAMA WAS ON DAVE

GEFFEN'S YACHT IN FRENCH POLYNESIA, BEST OF ALL THE

POLYNESIAS.

>> IT WAS.

WAY WESTERN-- WAY BETTER THAN DUTCH POLYNESIA.

>> Stephen: PLEASE.

>> IT'S NO FIJI OR MONGOLIA, BUT NONETHELESS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I'LL-- ALWAYS PAYS TO WATCH THE

AUDIENCE WARM-UPS, STEPHEN.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DO THAT UP IN YOUR PENTHOUSE BEFORE THE

SHOW.

>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO.

>> BEFORE YOU TAKE THE-- WHAT IS IT THE BAT POLE DOWN.

>> Stephen: I'M UP ON THE WALL, TOM.

I'M UP ON THE WALL WITH JON.

>> YOU'RE UP ON THAT WALL.

>> Stephen: EATING CHICKEN PARMESAN.

>> YEAH, THAT MADE THE NEWS.

IT WAS INTERESTING.

AND BOTH OPRAH AND I WERE REALLY PISSED OFF BECAUSE --

>> Stephen: BECAUSE IT WAS THE PRESIDENT, THE FIRST LADY,

OPRAH, YOU, AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.

>> IS THIS THE WAY WE ARE IN THE WORLD?

IS THIS WHAT'S GOING ON IN SOCIAL MEDIA THAT OPRAH AND I

CANNOT GO ON A BILLIONAIRE'S BOAT TO TAHITI WITH A FORMER

PROFIT UNITED STATES AND NOT KEEP IT SECRET FOR GOD'S SAKES!

IS THIS WHERE WE ARE, STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> Stephen: I'M SO SORRY.

>> IT WAS NOT-- LOOK, IMAGINE-- IMAGINE WHAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN

LIKE.

TRIPLE IT.

IT WAS LIKE-- IT WAS OFF THE SCALE FANTASTIC.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO?

DO YOU JUST SIT ON THE BOAT-- >> I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT

HAPPENED TO TOM HANKS, TO LITTLE TOMMY HANKS.

>> Stephen: LARRY'S BROTHER.

>> LARRY'S BROTHER.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM.

HE GETS SCREWED, AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> I'LL TELL YOU HOW.

IN THE BAD WAY, IN THE PEJORATIVE WAY, NOT IN THE

DELIGHTFUL WAY.

>> Stephen: WHO KNOWS?

YOU'RE ON A BOAT.

INTERNATIONAL WATERS, TOM.

INTERNATIONAL WATERS.

>> ACTUALLY, NO WE WERE-- ANYWAY, FRENCH POLYNESIA.

YOU'RE THERE AND EVERY DAY IS JUST LIKE CRAZY "LOVE BOAT,"

SCANDALS RESORT FANTASTIC.

AND THEY SAY, "HEY, TOMORROW, LET'S-- LET'S GET-- WE'LL GET

SOME BIKES."

AND THERE'S, LIKE, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE PLUS THERE'S SECRET

SERVICE.

THERE'S THAT ASPECT OF IT.

THEY CALL A GUY THAT SAYS RENT BIKES, ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY-- THERE WERE A LOT.

THERE WERE A LOT OF US.

WE GO ON SHORES AND A RAY BICYCLES HAVE BEEN PROCURED FOR

US, RENTED FROM ALL CORNERS OF POLYNESIA AND TAHITI, BORA BORA.

THEY'VE ALL-- THEY'VE ALL COME.

AND BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG.

EVERYBODY GETS ON THEIR BIKES AND TAKES OFF.

AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

THERE WERE SOME GREAT BIKES THERE.

THERE WERE SOME JUST FINE AND DANDY BIKES.

AND THERE WAS ONE PIECE OF JUNK, HUNK A JUNK BIKE.

WHO DO YOU THINK GOT THE PIECE OF JUNK, HUNK A JUNK BIKES.

THE SECRET SERVICE HOP ON THE SHINEOLA BIKES WITH THE BELLS

AND STREAMERS THAT COME OFF THE HANDLE BAR S.

>> Stephen: THAT'S FOR SECURITY.

>> OFF THEY GO, THE FORMER-- OPRAH-- THEY'RE ALL GONE, AND I

HAVE A BIKE THAT YOU COULDN'T DELIVER NEWSPAPERS WITH.

( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS-- FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS AN

UNDERSIZED GIRL'S BIKE, YOU KNOW, WITH THE THING-- NOT THE--

NOT THE MANLY BAR.

BUT THE LITTLE-- THAT THING THAT GOES DOWN THERE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> IT WAS RUSTED, LIKE, ALL OVER.

AND INSTEAD OF THE HANDLE BARS OUT LIKE THAT, THEY WERE IN LIKE

THIS.

AND NOT ONLY THAT, IT ONLY HAD ONE GEAR PAWMENT OTHERS WERE,

LIKE, MOUNTAIN BIKES 27 GEARS AND SHIFTERS.

I LITERALLY HAVE A SINGLE SPROKET AND COASTER BRAKES THAT

HARDLY-- AND I'M LIKE-- AND THEY SAID IT'S TAHITIAN ISLANDS ARE

BEAUTIFUL TO GO BIKING BECAUSE IT'S SO FLAT.

NONSENSE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FRENCH WORD IS.

IT IS NOT!

THIS IS WHAT MY VIEW OF RIDING A BIKE IN TAHITI WAS,

UP-UP-UP-HUP-UP-UP.

AND I'M GOING LIKE THIS.

IT WAS SO BAD I PASSED, LIKE, MY SIXTH TAHITIAN CORRUGATED TIN

HUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE-- THEY CAN LIVE IN LIKE--

IT'S PARADISE.

EVERY ONE OF WHICH HAD CHICKENS RUNNING AROUND IN THE FRONT, A

VERY MEAN DOG ON A ROPE, A MINIATURE SATELLITE DISH POINTED

TO THE HORIZON.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> AND VERY NICE PEOPLE WHO WOULD WAVE TO ME-- THEY WAVE TO

EVERYBODY AS THEY WENT BY, AND THEY SAVED FOR ME THESE WORDS IN

THE LOCAL LANGUAGE, "CRAPPY BIKE."

( LAUGHTER ) LIKE THIS.

IT WAS MISERABLE!

( CHEERS ) IT WAS MISSERABLE!

SO YOU TELL ME.

DO YOU WANT TO REPEAT THAT EXERCISE?

DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK ON THAT VACATION BOAT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I'D RATHER GO BACK AND GET LEGIONNAIRE'S DISEASE ON THAT

BOAT.

>> Stephen: WHEN YOU'RE ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT, HOW FAMOUS

ARE YOU, IS MY QUESTION?

WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND THAT BOAT AND SEE OPRAH AND BRUCE AND THE

PRESIDENT AND DAVID GEFFEN IS THERE.

DO YOU GO, "HOLY COW!

" OR DO YOU GO, "WEDNESDAY."

>> VERY LOW ON THE FOOD CHAIN ON THAT ONE.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> WELL, IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW YOU PARTICIPATE IN THE

CONVERSATIONS.

BECAUSE IT'S REALLY ABOUT GREAT IDEAS THAT ARE TALKED ABOUT AT

BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

AND YOU JUST WANT TO GET THERE AND HUNG ON EVERY WORD, AND I'D

LOVE TO SHARE A TON OF STORIES WITH YOU FROM IT.

BUT THEY'RE CLASSIFIED.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: OH,.

>> LITERALLY THERE WERE A COUPLE OF TIMES WE SAID, "HEY WHAT

ABOUT THE THING WITH THE STUFF AND THE THING LIKE THAT,

MR. PRESIDENT.

AND HE SAID, "YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU, BUT IT'S

CLASSIFIED."

>> Stephe>> AND HE WAS NOT JOCKI >> Stephen: THE THING AND THE

STUFF IS ABOUT RUSSIA, RIGHT?

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The Bold and The Beautiful - Sally's Confession - Duration: 1:32.

>> Lt. Baker: I'm afraid I need to get back to the precinct.

>> Steffy: I hope you can talk to Coco before she changes her

mind.

>> Thomas: Maybe she already has.

She obviously hasn't texted R.J.

>> Pam: I don't know how these two got through security.

>> Thomas: Who?

>> Pam: Apparently they can talk their way through anything.

♪♪ >> R.J.: Hey.

I knew you'd be back.

>> Sally: One of you must be the police?

>> Lt. Baker: That's right.

And you must be Sally Spectra.

>> Sally: Good guess.

>> Lt. Baker: I'd like a word with your sister, if I may.

>> Sally: Uh, actually, that won't be necessary.

>> Lt. Baker: No, I think it is.

>> Sally: No, I admit everything.

>> Thomas: Sally!

>> Lt. Baker: I don't know if you understand the seriousness

of what you're saying.

>> Sally: You mean my crimes?

Grand larceny, industrial espionage?

Yes, I know. I did them.

>> Steffy: Don't -- Don't let her do this.

Don't let her give a confession that will be thrown out in

court.

>> Sally: You want to Mirandize me?

I could probably do it myself.

I've watched my parents go through it enough times.

>> Lt. Baker: You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of

law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.

You understand these rights as I've explained them to you?

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What Doesn't Kill You Makes You 100 Days Stronger - Duration: 5:09.

WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

IT IS FRIDAY.

HAPPY WEEKEND, EVERYBODY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE NEED REMINDING THAT IT'S FRIDAY.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> Stephen: THEY GO, "IS THIS THURSDAY OR IS THIS FRIDAY?"

YOU GO, "IT'S FRIDAY," AND SUDDENLY THEY'RE VERY EXCITED.

IT'S FRIDAY, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

THAT'S OBVIOUS.

THAT'S OBVIOUS.

YOU'RE WELCOME, BY THE WAY.

THIS BEING FRIDAY, TOMORROW BRINGS US TO THE END OF

DRUMPLE'S FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE.

AFTER THIS-- AFTER THIS, WE CANNOT BRING HIM BACK TO THE

STORE WITHOUT A RECEIPT.

SLIGHTLY DAMAGED GOODS.

( LAUGHTER ) MAYBE THE PRESIDENT HASN'T

GOTTEN A LOT DONE IN HIS FIRST 100 DAYS, BUT YOU KNOW WHO

HAS?

AMERICA.

ALL RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

ALL RIGHT.

( APPLAUSE ) YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT.

FIRST OF ALL, WE SURVIVED A TRUMP PRESIDENCY FOR 100 DAYS.

ALL RIGHT!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU--

>> Jon: WE DID IT.

WE MADE IT.

>> Stephen: I DID NOT HAVE THAT IN THE OFFICE POOL.

WE REALLY SURPRISED ME IN A LOT OF WAYS.

AMERICA HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER IN MY OPINION.

"LA LA LAND" AND "MOONLIGHT" WON BEST PICTURE!

THAT'S TWICE THE BEST PICTURE IN ONE YEAR.

BILL O'REILLY GOT FIRED AND NOW HAS TO.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HE'S OUT THERE IN THE WORLD.

HE HAS TO SEXUALLY HARASS PEOPLE FREELANCE.

IT'S NOT EASY.

AND IT'S NOT JUST FAMOUS PEOPLE.

IN TRUMP'S FIRST 100 DAYS, EVERY AMERICAN HAS DONE AMAZING

THINGS.

THERE ARE SO MANY MARCHES NOW, WE ARE GOING TO REBRAND THE

ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE AS THE MARCH AGAINST SOBRIETY.

#WHEREAREMYPANTS.

POINT IS, A LOT HAS BEEN DONE IN THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF TRUMP'S

PRESIDENCY-- JUST, NONE OF IT BY HIM.

ONE THING WE'VE ALL BEEN GETTING USED TO IN THE FIRST 100 DAYS IS

QUOTES COMING OUT OF THIS WHITE HOUSE.

NO ONE WANTS THEIR NAME IN PRINT, AND IF YOUR NAME WAS

HERE'S A LEAK: IN A ROUNDUP OF TRUMP'S FIRST 100 DAYS, AN

ANONYMOUS WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL TOLD POLITICO, "I KIND OF

POOH-POOHED THE EXPERIENCE STUFF WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE, BUT THIS

(BLEEP) IS HARD."

(LAUGHTER) ( APPLAUSE )

TO BE CLEAR, IN THAT QUOTE, "THIS (BLEEP)" REFERS TO

AMERICA, AS IN "MAKE THIS (BLEEP) GREAT AGAIN."

SO INSPIRING.

>> Jon: SO INSPIRING ME.

IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.

>> Stephen: I'D BUY THAT HAT.

BUT TRUMP HAS MANAGED TO GET ALMOST ONE THING DONE ON

IMMIGRATION, BECAUSE THIS WEEK THE WHITE HOUSE LAUNCHED

THE "VOICE" OFFICE TO REPORT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT CRIMES.

YOU GOT TO HAVE AN IMMIGRANT CRIME LINE.

LIKE IT SAYS ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY: "GIVE ME YOUR TIRED,

YOUR POOR-- NOT THAT ONE!

HE'S GOT A KNIFE!" BUT THE THING IS, ICE ALREADY

HAD A HOTLINE THAT DOES THIS.

IN FACT, OFFICIALS ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY

REBRANDING AND REVAMPING SERVICES.

SO, ALL TRUMP DID WAS TAKE SOMETHING THAT ALREADY EXISTED,

REBRAND IT, AND MAKE IT SEEM A LITTLE MORE RACIST.

( LAUGHTER ) SAME THING HE'S DONE WITH THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

NOW, THIS IS NOT-- FOOL ANYBODY.

IT DOESN'T FOOL ANYBODY.

IT'S LIKE TIME WARNER BECOMING SPECTRUM.

NOW I'M JUST SPENDING ALL DAY WAITING FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT

COLORED VAN.

BUT EVEN THIS "SORT OF" ACCOMPLISHMENT IS OFF TO A ROUGH

START BECAUSE, AS SOON AS THE HOTLINE LAUNCHED, PEOPLE STARTED

TROLLING IT, AND IT WAS BOMBARDED BY REPORTS OF SPACE

ALIENS.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

YEAH, YEAH.

AND HALF OF THOSE WERE FROM REINCE PRIEBUS CALLING TO REPORT

STEVE BANNON.

HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE VINCENT D'ONOFRIO IN "MEN IN BLACK."

NOW, MR. PRESIDENT, I REALLY THINK WE HAVE TO BAN THESE

MUSLIMS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGAR WATER, BY ANY CHANCE?

I DON'T KNOW.

AND THAT'S MY DENOF RIO, EVERYBODY.

SO, FACED WITH THE INJUSTICE OF AMERICANS BEING ASKED TO REPORT

ON THEIR NEIGHBORS, IT WAS UP TO THE REAL PATRIOTS OF AMERICA--

PRANK CALLERS.

IT REMINDS ME OF THE FAMOUS QUOTE, "FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE

MUSLIMS, AND I SAID NOTHING.

THEN THEY CAME FOR THE MEXICANS, AND I SAID 'HOWARD STERN'S

PENIS!

BABA BOOEY!

BABA BOOEY!'" ( LAUGHTER )

SO, THANK YOU, HOWARD STERN'S PENIS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.

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Captain America's Epic Battle BEHIND THE SCENES w The Flash real life comic movie SuperHero Kids - Duration: 4:55.

Okay guys, so we are so close to 500,000 subscribers!

We are like almost there!

And we already have the battle ready!

We already edited it and everything!

So if you want to see the battle just make sure you are subscribed!

And let's enjoy some behind the scenes from our event.

And when are you going to scream? On what word?

Action!

When I say what?

Action!

When I say what?

Action!

Okay!

Quiet on set!

Rolling and action!

(screams)

Cut!

Good job!

Good job guys! It's going to be exactly like that except you are not going to be screaming every single time.

It'll be different.

Good job listening everybody!

Now everybody's going to follow me over the hill.

Quiet on set

and action!

Perfect!

Awesome job guys.

Make sure when you're in the background you are still acting. I want everyone with a serious face.

First you are going to be looking straight

and then you're going to look over and see her get hit

and say, "Rey, are you okay?"

Got it?

Got it!

Action!

Oh my gosh!

You can hold it.

If you want to you can drop it.

Or you can just hold it the whole time. It's up to you.

Okay ready?

Rolling

I want your eyes looking at Allie the whole time, not the camera.

Do you want us to stare still?

No your fine because you're not in the shot.

Rolling and action!

Good job! One more time!

And action!

Guys, y'all are making a big mistake!

Good, just like that.

Rolling and action.

We got the secret weapon!

Okay ready?

Mikey, when I say action what are you going to do?

Snatch it from his hands and say, "We got the secret weapon!"

You already snatched it. Now you are just going to hold it up and say

"We have the secret weapon!"

Rolling and action!

We got the secret weapon!

Yay!

Quiet on set!

and remember to cheer

Action!

(kids cheering)

I want the secret weapon!

All of you back away!

Rolling and action

No, I want the secret weapon!

Good! Just like that, awesome!

Quiet on set

and

action!

Cut!

Fight for five seconds and then it's over.

This doesn't hurt my arms at all

You guys forgot to count to five. Y'all forgot to count.

I counted to five.

What are you going to do when you get to five?

Okay, so look down

at the briefcase

I want to try it.

I'm getting as many people as I can.

Rolling and action.

That's the secret weapon?

I'm going to say rolling and action

huh?

Good, just like that!

Everyone look at the briefcase.

Rolling and action.

Huh?

Perfect! Just like that!

And action

Oh my gosh!

Good cut!

They're going to the ditch!

That's the wrong way!

Thanks to everyone who came to the park to help us film!

We couldn't have done it without all of you!

Check our facebook and instagram at superherokids7 for all of the photos from our event.

Bye guys!

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