JONESY: My mountains are especially beautiful
this time of the year.
When Mother Nature paints the leaves--
purple, red, and gold.
Being this as the last day of October
tonight is Halloween.
I guess I know
where millions of you little witches and goblins
are going to be going after sundown.
( dog barks )
GIRL: Rocky, pick it up!
Come on, boy!
Christy, Chuckie!
You know the camp rules--
keep that animal on a leash!
Yes, Mrs. Sporne.
( growling )
Sheesh, what a grouch.
I hate to run into her on a dark night.
That's a nice Halloween costume, Mrs. Sporne.
You really liked it?
CHUCKIE: Yeah.
Especially that funny fake nose.
That's not a fake--
( grunts )
Now get that mutt out of there!
Uh-oh.
That was a dumb thing to say, Chuckie.
How was I suppose to know?
Okay, go get your frisbee.
( barks )
CHUCKIE: Go get it boy!
She won't bite ya.
Sam?
Yes, ma'am.
Throw that stupid dog his stupid frisbee.
Okay, fella.
Run out for a long one.
That looks like a fun game, Rusty.
( chuckles ): You're kidding, Buttons.
That's easier than falling off a log.
CHUCKIE: Hey! You threw it too far.
- CHRISTY: Wow! A fox! - CHUCKIE: And a bear!
And the fox caught a frisbee.
Sic him, Rocky!
Go get him!
( Rocky barks )
Rusty, don't just sit there--
we got to get out of here!
( coughs )
That's a rough game.
Yeah. It's gonna get rougher
If that dog catches up with you.
Dog?
YIKES!
Come back here!
Drop that frisbee.
SPORNE: Sam, stop those kids!
Christy! Chuckie!
Come back!
Those animals are wild!
Breaker, Breaker, Ranger Jones!
This is Mable Sporne reporting from the Trailer Park.
Do you copy?
10-4, Mable.
Is it about the Halloween party?
Two little kids and a dog just ran into the woods
after a wolf and a grizzly bear.
Wait a minute.
There hasn't been a wolf and a grizzly
in these parks in fifty years.
You're gonna believe history or what I saw?
Calm down, Mable.
Do these animals attack the children?
- No. - Did the dog attack the animals?
Well, after the wolf ran off with the frisbee.
( chuckles ): The frisbee?
This is no laughing matter, Ranger.
Now, call out the National Guard
turn loose your bloodhounds
and do whatever is you do
when folks get lost in the woods.
Do you read me? Over.
Yes, ma'am. I'll take care of it.
Over and out.
You know and I know
that the animals in my forest
wouldn't harm a fly.
But Mrs. Sporne
she doesn't really understand such things.
The animals are more afraid of people
than people are them.
( laughs ): Especially my little pals
Buttons and Rusty.
Well, if it isn't the Big Bad Wolf
or the ferocious grizzly
and the missing frisbee.
Okay, Rusty hand it over.
- Ranger Jones. - Are we glad to see you.
There's this dog and some kids--
WHOA! That's enough.
First of all
Didn't I tell you to stay away from the Trailer Park?
Well, yes sir.
Remember why?
The animals are different from forest animals?
Right.
And the humans they want us to move away.
I'm afraid so, Rusty.
RUSTY: Why?
This is out home.
If humans don't like us
why don't they stay in the city?
I guess they're too many people down there.
Ask me
they are too many people up here!
( laughs ): Yeah. But after all
they own all of this country.
Own it?
I thought the forest belonged to everybody.
How can I explain to these little guys
if I don't understand it myself.
Calling Happy Days Trailer Park.
Mable, you got your ears on?
SPRONE: Roger Ranger.
Any luck?
JONESY: I've got two little tykes and a frisbee.
Good. Wait--
Neverminds.
I hear them.
Thanks anyway, Ranger. Over and out.
SAM: Mrs. Sporne?
We're back.
Thanks to Ranger Jones.
Ranger Jones?
You kids better get ready for trick-or-treating.
Yes, ma'am!
SPORNE: Remember
The Ranger's party starts at 7:30.
CHRISTY AND CHUCKIE: Yes ma'am!
WOMAN ( laughs ): That's the scariest I ever saw, Lenny.
LENNY: At least it's different
it's more than safer than yours.
This is one time
when being short is gonna pay off.
I can't wait till 7:30 rolls around
and everyone goes to the Ranger's Party.
Except for two little trick-or-treaters
who missed the party.
( laughing )
BRIDGETTE: Rosie, dinner's almost ready.
ROSIE: Good.
Now, where are those children?
George, can you go outside and get Buttons and Rusty?
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, no!
Psst! Abner, wake up!
What?
Rusty and Buttons
they haven't come back yet!
Uh-oh.
Let's go, George.
Now, Abner, don't you go anywhere.
I am about to serve dinner.
We were just going outside to--
--to get the kids.
Be right back, girls.
Those kids promised to be home in a half hour.
Yeah.
That was about three hours ago.
- Slow down! - Just a little farther, Abner.
- ( laughing ) - That's neat, Jonesy.
Jonesy, when does the party start?
After the kids are through Trick-or-Treating.
What's trick-or-treating?
In this part of the world; every Halloween
children dress up like witches, ghosts, and monsters.
They go from house to house yelling "Trick or Treat!"
And people give them treats like candy and stuff.
( sniffs ): Wow!
Does everybody give them stuff?
JONESY ( chuckles ): Yep.
Bags full.
Sounds like a lot of belly aches.
Uh-huh.
That's why I'm throwing the party
to prevent belly aches.
RUSTY: Wait a minute!
They eat bags full of goodies
and they come here to eat more stuff?
That's what I really call chowing down.
My tummy hurts just thinking about it.
I know it sounds crazy.
I give a prize to the kids
to the most trick-or-treat stuff to the party.
That way, the parents check out the treats
to make sure they are safe to eat.
I suppose this party is just for human types.
Afraid so, Buttons.
Which reminds me. Should you guys be heading home?
Yeah. Guess so.
Okay. Bye, Jonesy.
BUTTONS: Happy Halloween!
( laughs )
ABNER: What do you see, George?
I don't know. They sure ain't human.
Oh, b-b-b-b-but where are they?
TRICK OR TREAT!
- ROAR!!! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
- HELP! - RUN! - MOM!
IT'S A LION!
- IT'S BUTTONS! - BUTTONS
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!
( frightened ): HELP! WILD ANIMALS!!!
- BUTTONS! - WHERE'S RUSTY!?
LENNY: It's a real bear!
HELP!
ABNER: BUTTONS!
YOU STUBBERIN LITTLE!
I told him that was a scary costume.
WAIT TILL I GET MY PAWS ON YOU LITTLE MONSTER!
What's all the shouting about?
You know how crazy kids get on Halloween.
Hey! No running out there!
Sam, stop those children!
CHILDREN: RUN! RUN!!!
( screaming at once )
YOU WILD ANIMALS!
( laughs )
You know how crazy kids get on Halloween.
Look out, Sam!
Here come more wild animals!
STOP THOSE ANIMALS!
GEORGE: STOP THAT BEAR!
ABNER: WAIT UP, GEORGE!
Ain't that kids too big for trick-or-treating?
LENNY: LULU, HELP!
GEORGE: Forget, Lulu
where the heck is Rusty!?
WHOA!!!
WHOA!!!
( gibberish ): WHOA!!!
What was that?
ABNER: Buttons!
Ow! My head.
Well, young man
what do you have to say for yourself?
BOO!
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!
- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
JONESY: Well, It's 7:30.
Folks have to be arriving any minute.
I suppose you're wondering
why I didn't ask Buttons and Rusty
to stay for my party.
Even they become to be like family to me
I don't care mix a bunch of little kids with wild animals.
You know, the more I think of it
the matter I get.
Yeah.
Who needs this old party anyway?
Hey, I got it.
- Hey! - Sorry.
I got realized
there's nothing that says we go trick-or-treating.
Yeah!
Then we can have our own party!
Right!
Who needs people?
Come on!
Hello! Anybody?
Rusty, how do you trick-or-treat somebody?
RUSTY: Watch.
Hey, wake up up there!
WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Let's go.
He sounds awful mad.
Relax, would ya.
I'll handle this.
TRICK OR TREAT!
What's that suppose to mean?
It means you have to give us a treat.
Oh, yeah!?
And if I don't--
( laughs ): That's where the trick comes in.
What trick?
We don't do tricks.
We'll think of something.
( sinister chuckle ): Be right back!
( laughs ): This ought to be good for a couple of nuts.
- OW! - YEOW!
NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
A couple of nuts you said?
So he was generous.
Why don't we go to the Trailer Park
and watch how the human kids do it.
Good thinking, Buttons!
Here we are gang.
( children cheering )
Anybody for hot dogs?
HOT DOGS!?
Hey! Wait till I cook them!
See why I couldnl't mix Buttons and Rusty
with that wild bunch?
Those cubs wouldn't stand a chance.
Save some food for the rest of us!
I'll call you on the C.B. when we are ready to come home.
Yes, ma'am.
Have fun, ladies!
ABNER: OW!
BRIDGETTE: Serves you right you big clutz.
( grunts )
GEORGE ( chuckles ): You really put your foot
in it this time pal.
How can you sit there laughing
and stuffing your face when your children are missing?
Missing, Rosie?
Those kids know their way home.
I wouldn't worry about them.
How do you explain this bucket, Abner?
Don't tell me you went to the Trailer Park.
Okay, I won't.
Abner, get Ranger Jones.
Maybe he can help.
On a sore paw?
Oh. Did it hurt when I pulled the bucket off?
It sure did.
Gosh.
Imagine how it's gonna feel
when I pulled it off your thick head!
You know, that paw is feeling a lot better.
Come on, George.
LENNY: Where's the stupid light switch?
What a set-up.
We got the whole trailer park to ourselves.
( laughs ): We'll be back in town selling this stuff
when we get home!
LULU: Wow!
Here's one thing we won't be selling, Lenny?
LENNY: Holy cow!
This coat must be worth a fortune.
- Take it off! - You can have everything else.
This coat is M-Y-N MI-NE!
There's that grouchy lady in the funny hat.
Hmm.
I don't see any kids around.
Egads!
I got to take a look at those squeaky brakes.
Isn't that the man who threw the frisbee at ya?
Where did I leave the doggone lug wrench?
Must have left it in the shed.
He left the keys in the van.
What a break! Let's go!
Did I see what I think I saw?
Look like a bear and a fox in a funny hat.
We ought to warn 'em!
It is a fox and a bear!
Look at all the trick-or-treat stuff she gave 'em!
- Wow! - Let's ask them how they did it.
Okay, sweetie!
Let's burn rubber.
( laughs ): Buckle up, babe!
LULU: Come on, move it!
What's the matter with this piece of junk?
LULU: Don't just sit there.
Get out there and fix it!
No wonder.
Probably some Halloween prank.
SAM: HEY! YOU KIDS!
GET AWAY FROM THAT VAN!
Reach in the motorhome?
COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRATS!
Those were kids dressed up like animals.
How do I look?
Just like the kid who's wearing it.
How's this look?
( cackles like a witch )
Like your Dad, when he's mad.
I got an idea
If kids like us to go trick or treating
we can just wear nothing and--
And we're think we're two kids in costumes.
Terrific!
Uh-oh. Somebody's coming.
In there.
Uh-oh. Rusty, I think this thing is moving.
Thank goodness, Halloween comes once a year.
HO! HEY!
You in the van!
STOP!
H-E-E-E-E-LP!
Maybe a flood in the engine.
The battery's dead.
Come on, let's steal somebody else's rig?
That van.
It's running away!
Hurry, Lulu!
There's our getaway car!
Run, Lenny! Run!
Now what do we do?
The minute they stop this thing
we run for it!
All right!
Pedals to the metal, Lenny.
LENNY: YAHOO!
Next stop, New York City!
New York City!?
SAM ( on C.B. ): Breaker! Breaker! Ranger Jones!
Ranger Jones, here.
That you, Sam?
A couple of kids stole my van!
They're heading your way!
I thought all the kids we're here at the party.
All I know is, them two little brats
the bear and fox suits rode off in the van.
A bear and a fox?
No, they would.
Then again--
Okay, Sam. I'll get right on it.
Hey, Mable!
Carry on without me for a while.
I got official business to take care of.
♪ Can't tell
♪ The goodie from the bad
- ♪ Which witch - ♪ Which I could tell
- ♪ is which? - ♪ That lies the magic spell
♪ I know once a devil
♪ and is what on the level that's a saint
♪ Which one is and which one ain't?
♪ Can't tell
♪ The batty from the good
- ♪ Which witch - ♪ I am so impressed
- ♪ is which? - ♪ Which witch that has the legs?
♪ They come dressed alike that has to shoo
♪ so I haven't got a clue
♪ Which is witch and who is who?
♪ They both have the customary broomstick
♪ How can I pick and be sure I'm right?
♪ With the same laugh and cackles
♪ it will sure raise your hackles
♪ when they scream in the middle of the night
♪ With a fright.
♪ It's weird
♪ and it's so mysterious
- ♪ Which witch - ♪ I am not amused
- ♪ is which? - ♪ I am so confused
♪ I don't know the bad witch from the good witch
♪ Why doesn't someone tell me
♪ Why doesn't someone tell me
♪ Which witch is which?
Those crazy cubs are gonna get themselves killed.
KILLED!?
YIKES!
GEORGE, ABNER
WHERE HAVE YOU--
boy you scared me!
What's happened to Buttons and Rusty?
Where are they?
We've been looking everywhere!
This fella called me on the C.B.
He saw two kids who looked like a bear and fox
stealing his truck!
Those kids weren't trick or treating
they we're stealing!
Holy cow!
Holding on that silver got dented.
Check on it, Lulu.
This teapot seems okay.
Uh-oh. Trouble ahead.
Looks like the cops!
Lulu, give me the head for this costume!
What did you do with it?
Look in the back!
Here it is.
JONESY: Yep. That's the van all right.
I'll let them pass, then follow 'em.
LENNY: Smile and wave, babe!
Maybe they're on their way to the Rangers Party.
Just smile and wave, guys.
I wanted to think we're three guys in Halloween costumes.
Hi! Goodbye!
Hi! Goodbye!
Lenny, I think those are real animals in that jeep.
That was them!
It can't be!
It better not be!
That sounded like, Jonesy!
Isn't that his jeep?
OW!
- What the hey!? - Two little kids?
How come you ain't at the Halloween party?
Well
we weren't invited you see--
( siren blaring )
LULU: It's the law!
Step on it!
There's a side road up ahead.
GEORGE: They're headed for your place, Jonesy!
THEY'RE GOING TOO FAST!
THEY'RE GONNA CRASH!
What's all the racket?
Oh my gosh!
MY VAN!
LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!
( crash )
MY VAN!
MY VAN, IT'S RUINED!
I hope nobody was--
- GEORGE: RUSTY! - ABNER: BUTTONS!?
TRICK OR TREAT!
SPORNE: Ranger, grab those kids!
They stole my van!
Let's get out of here!
There must be some mistake.
Are kids wouldn't steal.
I know that.
I also know who did.
- ( Lenny groans ) - I'll straighten everything out.
with one quick turn!
Mr. Spat!
What's the meaning of this?
I was saying I lost my head.
LULU: Shut up, Lenny!
They ain't got nothing on us.
SPORNE: Except my best fur coat.
( laughs )
Come on, Abner.
We don't want the kids to get home
before we do!
Thanks, Jonesy.
So long, George! Bye, Abner!
Ranger, you're not gonna walk them to the forest alone?
They'll be all right.
Until they get home.
I sure had have enough Halloween for this year.
Me too.
( grunts ): Whoa!
Now, what?
SHH!
One last chance to play Trick-or-Treat
on that ol' gopher.
I wouldn't do that If I were you.
TRICK OR TREAT!
What are you!?
A wise guy!?
Sorry, wrong cave!
Come back!
I'll give you trick-or-treat.
That isn't a gopher.
It's a skunk!
I tried to warn you.
GEORGE: What the matter kids?
That mean ol' gopher bother you?
Not exactly.
Come on, Abner.
He can't get away with that.
We wouldn't do that If we were you.
ABNER: HEY! YOU IN THERE!
SKUNK: YOU REFERRING TO ME!?
Yeah, you little stinker!
SKUNK ( laughs ): That's me all right!
OH NO!!!
BRIDGETTE: So there you are!
Where are you fathers!?
Well, it's a long story.
Did you ever hear something called Halloween?
Or trick or treat?
BRIDGETTE: Now don't start telling us
another one of your wild stories.
( Buttons and Rusty laugh )
- BUTTONS: Okay. - WITH RUSTY: We won't!
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