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This Morning's Rylan Clark-Neal speaks out after squaring up to Love Island's Chris and Olivia over Katie Price texts

Rylan Clark-Neal has spoken out on This Morning today (October 11) about his altercation with Love Island couple Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood, after video footage surfaced on social media of the presenter squaring up to the pair at the Specsavers Awards last night.

Speaking to Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby, Rylan confessed that it all started when a journalist on the red carpet asked him about Olivia apparently branding him Katie Prices lapdog.

Rylan revealed he was shocked to hear Olivia claim that he would just say whatever Katie wants so he confronted her.

I walked over to Olivia and said, Babe, Ive just got to ask you, some journalist just asked me about some random lapdog comment, do you know what theyre going on about?.

And she said, Ive got no idea what youre going on about, and I said, Honestly babe, its fine.

He continued: I worked with Chris a few weeks ago on Celeb Ghost Hunt, and I said, You alright, Chris? and he didnt answer me, and I was like, Hold up, hold up – I like a turn, do you know what I mean?!.

I went, Chris? and [Olivia] said, Oh, I think hes got the hump about this Katie Price thing.

I was like, What, are you joking?! You know me, when I get irate, I dont row with anyone, and I had a word with Chris.

It comes after Rylan claimed on a previous episode of This Morning that Katie Price had 52 screenshots of messages from Chris on her phone. But the showbiz correspondent for the daytime show says things are all smoothed over now.

Rylan added: Anyway, long story short, I had a chat with Chris afterwards, and he got the wrong end of the stick and he thought Id done some interview – it was a lot of crossed wires.

I had a lovely text from Chris on the way home saying, It was lovely to see you again, so sorry for what happened.

The feud between Katie Price and Chris Hughes is still going on, after Chris claimed in an interview that, following an appearance on Loose Women, he started receiving messages from the former glamour model.

She denied these claims, but Chris went ahead and posted alleged screenshots of the messages, writing: Being pied shouldnt make you bitter.

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Survivor - Three Up, Three Down - Duration: 8:25.

>> Jeff: ALL RIGHT, SO LAUREN, EIGHT DAYS IN.

YOU'VE LOST TWO OUT OF THREE IMMUNITY CHALLENGES.

AT WHAT POINT DO YOU GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW WELL YOU GET

ALONG AND START OWNING THE FACT THAT IT JUST ISN'T WORKING RIGHT

NOW WITH THIS GROUP?

>> TODAY.

I MEAN, THAT CHALLENGE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WIN FOR US.

BUT ONE OF US KIND OF TOOK IT TO THEIR OWN LEVEL AND TRIED TO

COMPLETE IT BY THEMSELVES.

>> Jeff: PATRICK, SHE CAN ONLY BE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND THE

SANDBAGS, RIGHT?

>> YES, SIR, I AM.

>> DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT ME, JEFF.

I CAN SEE WHERE SHE'S CONCERNED WITH ME NOT WINNING THAT, AND

THERE IS A POINT WHERE IT COULD BE MY FAULT.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THE ENTIRE TIME FOR MYSELF.

>> I AGREE.

I MEAN I WAS GOING TO FINISH THE SENTENCE, BUT HE FINISHED IT FOR

ME.

HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOOK THE WHOLE TIME HIMSELF.

I MEAN, I PLAYED OUTFIELD, CENTER FIELD FOR PROBABLY 25

YEARS.

YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT A ONE-MAN SHOW SOMETIMES.

WE HAVE TO LOSE TOGETHER AND WE NEED TO WIN TOGETHER.

AND TODAY, WE DIDN'T LOSE TOGETHER.

>> IT'S AN ADRENALINE RUSH.

>> I UNDERSTAND THAT, SON, BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WENT UP THERE,

THERE WAS FIVE OF US.

AND THEN THERE WASN'T MYSTERIOUSLY JUST ONE PERSON

LEFT.

WE DIDN'T DISAPPEAR.

>> I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

>> Jeff: ALI WHAT WAS YOUR TAKE ON THE CHALLENGE?

>> PATRICK DID CALL AN EXECUTIVE DECISION AND SAY, "I'M STAYING

IN."

YON IF THAT SHOULD HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING ABOUT US BEING

HERE.

WHO KNOWS IF WE HAD SWITCHED WE COULD HAVE TOOKEN EVEN LONGER?

FOR ME I DON'T LIKE TO DWELL ON THINGS FROM THE PAST AND WE NEED

TO LOOK FURTHER FROM HERE.

>> Jeff: PATRICK, DOES THAT GIVE YOU A LITTLE SENSE OF

COMFORT THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE JUDGED ON ONE ELEMENT FOR ONE

CHALLENGE?

>> FOR SURE.

JEFF, I TRIED MY BEST, AND IT DEFINITELY GIVES ME A SENSE OF

COMFORT IN KNOWING I'M NOT GOING TO BE HELD TOTALLY ACCOUNTABLE.

I WANTED THOSE CHICKENS.

THEY LOOKED SO GOOD.

>> Jeff: LAUREN, YOU HAD YOUR HAND RAISED.

>> LIKE I SAID, WE STILL HAVE TO PLAY AS A TEAM, AND TODAY JUST

SHOWED THAT PATRICK IS NOT EXACTLY A TEAM PLAYER.

I MEAN, HE'S A GOOD IDOL HUNTER.

THAT'S ALL HE DOES.

EY ADMITTED, "I'M CONSTANTLY LOOKING.

I'M CONSTANTLY LOOKING."

IT KEEPS YOU ON EDGE KNOWING THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO PLAY

STRATEGY AND WORRIED MUS ENOUGH THEY NEED TO COVER THEIR BACK.

I DON'T THINK I'VE LOOKED FOR THE IDOL YET, BUT IF HE'S

HUNTING, MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO HUNTING.

>> Jeff: PATRICK, YOU HAD A BIG REACTION TO LAUREN SAYING

SHE HASN'T LOOKED YET.

>> I'M WORRIED THAT LAUREN HAS AN IDOL, AND HER SAYING SHE

HASN'T LOOKED WAS A BIG RELIEF.

>> I HAVE TWO OF THEM.

>> I HAD A QUICK CONVERSATION WITH LAUREN AND SAID, "WHO ARE

YOU VOTING FOR?

AND AND I DIDN'T GIVE HER AN ANSWER.

>> LET'S SAY WHAT YOU REALLY SAID.

YOU APPROACHED ME WITH A SMILE WHICH IS VERY OBVIOUS AND I

SAID, "OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE VOTING FOR ME TONIGHT."

AND HE SAT THERE AND GRINNED AND I SAID YOU'RE TRYING TO COMFORT

ME WHEN I NEVER BELIEVED A REDHEAD A DAY IN MY LIFE.

JEFF, I WILL SAY, TONIGHT, ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE BLINDSIDED.

I CAN SAY THAT.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT, SOMEBODY WILL BE BLINDSIDED FOR SURE.

>> Jeff: RYAN, IT'S KIND OF LIKE YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP--

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP.

>> Jeff: OKAY.

>> YOU KNOW SOMEBODY?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Jeff: WELL, I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, IT'S KIND OF LIKE

IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND GUTO THERAPY.

THE FIRST THING THE THERAPIST WILL SAY IS LET'S JUST TALK.

>> YEAH.

>> Jeff: GET IT OUT, AND THINGS WILL GET BETTER.

CAN YOU FEEL THAT, THE TRIBE IS AIRING TO GET MOVEMENT GOING?

>> I DO FEEL THAT WAY BECAUSE I THINK EVERY MEMBER OF THE GROUP

IS THINKING YEAH, THIS IS A HAPPY GROUP AND I'M CONTRIBUTING

TO THAT HAPPY GROUP.

BUT IT'S NOT A HAPPY GROUP, AND WE'RE NOT A SUCCESSFUL GROUP AT

THAT.

SO SOMEBODY IS INFLUENCING THE GROUP IN A NEGATIVE WAY.

>> Jeff: DEVON, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT PART OF THE PROBLEM OF THIS

GROUP IS JUST CHEMISTRY?

>> YEAH.

MY VOTE TONIGHT IS, YOU KNOW, HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION, WHAT

IS GOING TO GET THAT CHEMISTRY GOING AGAIN, SO THAT WE CAN WIN

THE NEXT CHALLENGE.

>> I THINK MY VOTE IS GOING TO BE FOR THE SAME REASON.

>> Jeff: CHEMISTRY.

>> CHEMISTRY, TO KEEP US ROLLING.

IT AIN'T NECESSARILY WHAT WAS DONE.

IT'S HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER.

>> BUT, ALSO, FOR WHENEVER THE MERGE COMES, WE NEED TO BE BEST

SUITED GOING FORWARD TO SOCIALLY DISCERN WHICH GROUP CAN WE FIT

INTO.

BECAUSE STRATEGICALLY, WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GOING TO PRESENT

STROOJICALLY TO THEM?

ARE WE GOING TO SHOW THEM HOW TO DO CHALLENGES AFTER THAT?

THAT'S JUST NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> Jeff: PATRICK, DO YOU FEEL THAT PRESSURE, TOO, THAT IF

THERE'S A MERGE COMING, MAN, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

>> FOR SURE.

WE'RE ALREADY FEWER NUMBERS THAN THE OTHER TRIBES SO HOW CAN WE

WORK TOGETHER TO GAIN NUMBERS?

WHO CAN TALK THE BEST?

WHO CAN MAKE FRIENDS THE EASIEST?

AND I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN OFFER.

I CAN MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LOVED AND COMFORTED AND THAT'S PART OF

MAKING FRIENDS AND GETTING AN ALLIANCE.

>> Jeff: ALI, THAT'S A REALLY HONEST STATEMENT FROM PATRICK.

>> I GUESS THAT'S HIS OPINION.

HE MAY THINK HE GETS ALONG WITH PEOPLE BUT WHY CAN'T YOU GET

ALONG WITH LAUREN AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR EIGHT DAYS.

HOW EASY IS IT GOING TO BE FOR HIM WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE CLICKED

EIGHT, 10, 15 DAYS AND WE HAVE TO TRY TO SQUEEZE OURSELVES IN

THERE.

>> Jeff: PATRICK, YOU HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

IS THAT BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING FOR THIS TRIBE, EVEN

THOUGH WE'RE AT THE WORST PLACE YOU CAN BE, TRIBAL COUNCIL?

>> YOU KNOW, JEFF, I ALWAYS WELCOME CRITICISM BECAUSE, YOU

KNOW, I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON.

I KNOW I HAVE-- I HAVE DIFFICULTIES IN-- IN GROWING,

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

HEARING ALI TELL ME THAT I'M NOT NECESSARILY A GOOD SOCIAL

PLAYER.

AND HEARING LAUREN TELL ME THAT I'M NOT LISTENING TO THE TEAM

WHILE WE'RE GOING THROUGH CHALLENGES, YOU KNOW, IT IS A

WAKE-UP CALL TO ME.

>> Jeff: SO, PATRICK, YOU JUST TOOK TWO LETHAL CRITICISMS FROM

TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND YOU'RE SAYING, "I WELCOME IT.

I'M LEARNING."

>> RIGHT.

AND, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO GROW FROM ALL THIS.

>> Jeff: RYAN, IS IT TOO BIG OF A STRETCH TO SAY THAT MOMENTS

LIKE THAT BETWEEN ALI AND LAWREN AND PATRICK CAN ACTUALLY FLIP A

TRIBE?

>> YOU KNOW, TRIBAL COUNCIL IS-- IS VERY-- IT HAS SO MUCH

MOMENTUM, RIGHT?

AND YOU CAN GAIN SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU JUST COME TOGETHER AND SAY,

"THIS IS THE GROUP.

THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT WE'RE GOING TO SHINE UP THIS CRAPPY

LITTLE TRICYCLE AND TRY TO SELL IT TO THESE OTHER TRIBES WHO

HAVE ACTUALLY HAD SUCCESS."

NOW, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE USED AS PAWNS.

THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE SAYING AT ALL.

WE ALSO UNDERSTAND WE'RE NOT COMINCOMING IN AS THE C.E.O.s.

WE MAY BE MONTH THE FLOORS AT FIRST.

>> WHICH IS WHY WE'RE HUSTLERS.

>> EXACTLY.

I'M NOT GIVING UP.

NOBODY HERE IS GIVING UP.

AND WE ARE THE ONLY TRIBE THAT IS GOING TO HAVE REAL UNITY AND

THAT IS SOMETHING UNIQUE ABOUT US AND THEY DON'T HAVE THAT.

>> Jeff: ALL RIGHT, IT IS TIME TO VOTE.

LAUREN, YOU'RE UP.

YOU'RE AGGRAVATING!

>> I'M SORRY, LAUREN.

YOU HAD TO GO.

>> Jeff: I'LL GO TALLY THE VOTES.

IF ANYBODY HAS A HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL AND YOU WANT TO PLAY IT,

NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO DO SO.

OKAY, ONCE THE VOTES ARE READ, THE DECISION IS FINAL.

PERSON VOTED OUT WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE TRIBAL COUNCIL

IMMEDIATELY.

I'LL READ THE VOTES.

FIRST VOTE, PATRICK.

LAUREN.

ONE VOTE PATRICK, ONE VOTE LAUREN.

PATRICK.

THAT'S TWO VOTES PATRICK, ONE VOTE LAUREN.

THIRD PERSON VOTED OUT OF "SURVIVOR," PATRICK.

THAT'S THREE.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOU NEED TO BRING ME YOUR TORCH.

>> OH!

YOU GUY GUYS ARE AWFUL.

>> Jeff: PATRICK, THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN.

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Old School Calisthenic at WORLD PULL-UP DAY - Timisoara [Romania] 2017 - Duration: 1:59.

First of all

I want to thank you for the occasion

for coming to Timisoara. I am from Baia Mare

My name is Adorian Moldovan

Thanks Romeo for your invitation

ROMEO: you're welcome

I am the founder of OLD SCHOOL CALISTHENIC

THANKS

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Kara Zor-El • "You have to get up... You have to go on." - Duration: 3:48.

I tried to be Kara Danvers for fifteen years, but I'm not supposed to be her.

I'm not supposed to be human.

I am not a human.

I tried to be.

But I'm not.

Kara Danvers, was a mistake.

You have a human heart now.

I love you.

I should have said it before.

It aches.

It just feels like this pain isn't gonna go away.

It scares, but it keeps on beating.

I am done, walking on eggshells

Okay, we all are!

Call me selfish

Uh, if I'm not busy... sure.

I really miss my sister sometimes.

She doesn't even stop for autographs anymore.

I usually say "Hi".

I can't help people if I'm broken.

You are not broken.

You're the strongest person I know.

You saved me, remember?

You taught me that my loss made me stronger.

I lost everything...

Everyone.

It makes a hole in your heart.

That was Kara Danvers.

Not Supergirl.

You're not letting yourself feel anything.

You're just bottling it up inside

and you're making bad decisions.

What would you be doing?

You'd be at the bar every night.

You'd be a wreck at work.

ALEX! Get out of here!

You'd be broken.

I would be.

And it's okay if you are.

I'm not.

That's what humans do.

But I'm better than that.

Kara...

This isn't you!

Who are you right now?

I quit.

Kara Danvers, doesn't quit!

KARA DANVERS SUCKS RIGHT NOW!

Supergirl, is great!

Supergirl, saved the World.

I've got you, I've got you.

So... if I could choose to be her

why would I ever choose to be the sad girl whose boyfriend is gone?

Clark said it himself.

I'm humbled by you.

The decision I made...

He couldn't have made that sacrifice.

I couldn't have done it, Kara.

You are so much stronger than me.

Stronger than I ever will be.

But me? I couldn't have lived with myself if I hadn't.

I'm so sorry.

I will always make the decision I made.

Kara Danvers

is my favorite person.

You are my favorite person.

She saved me more times than Supergirl ever could

So just...

I'm proud of you.

think about that when you're trying to get rid of her.

Everything good I did.

It came from you being my sister.

Now, you REALLY better put that away.

You found us?

Always.

And now I'm afraid that I'm going to lose the person that's most important to me.

Alex...?

Alex!

Supergirl, will find me.

Alex!

Alex!

Kara?

KARA?

Kara, answer me.

KARA?

But dying is a lot easier than getting back up when the World's ended.

You have to get up!

You have to go on!

Kara, I'm not ever going anywhere.

Hey, I promise.

The thing that makes women, strong

Wake up.

Is we have the guts to be vulnerable.

We have the ability to feel the depths of our emotion

and we know we walk through it to the other side.

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Il M9on5do de7lla Lu8na (2009) [RE-UP M5ulti4sub] [SOUND FIXED] - Duration: 2:46:50.

O radiant moon, sister to Phoebus,

how pure and beautiful you shine above us!

Let our eyes

see you more closely

and unveil to us

your real self.

O radiant moon, unveil to us your real self.

Enough, my students; we've raised our voices to the threefold goddess

and soon our prayer will be answered.

Come now, take on your shoulders

my greatest, my newest telescope,

set it up in the observatory

perpendicular to the ecliptic.

I wish to see if the time of the synod

of the two planets is near,

id est, when the moon and the sun are in conjunction,

vulgarly called an eclipse.

Quickly, quickly,

before Cynthia returns to her couch.

Brothers, let's take the great telescope

or microscope or glass.

We'll see

if the moon's clear orb

is a world full

of mortal inhabitants.

Oh, what a great and wonderful calling to be an impostor!

My speciality is astrology,

I fool the ignorant and the learned alike,

I'm a great hunter of gulls!

And here comes one:

here comes the brilliant Signor Buonafede.

He'll believe anything

and with a contrivance born of my subtle brain

I'm resolved to play a masterly trick on him.

May I come in?

Yes, please do.

Your servant, Signor Ecclitico,

how do I find you occupied?

I'm musing on different kinds of stars. At the moment I'm considering

the links between the fixed and the wandering stars,

between the Head of Medusa and Sirius,

the Heart of the Lion and Spica,

the Great Bear and the Eye of the Bull.

Oh, how wonderful!

I too dabble in astrology;

but, however hard I try, I can find no theory

that will explain to me just what the moon is.

The moon is a transparent body

illuminated by the rays of the sun;

but in that beautiful body, luminous and round,

what do you think there is?

There's another world.

Ah, what are you telling me?

There's another world up there?

The dark markings on that lunar world are hills and mountains.

Not stony mountains, as they're known to us,

but made of a fine substance

which yields to the pressure of the foot

and then springs back without breaking,

so that one can walk there without tiring oneself out.

Oh, what a marvellous world! But tell me, friend,

how did you manage to find such things out?

I've made a telescope of such power that one can see not only the surface

but into the centre.

Not only single states and provinces

but individual houses, piazzas, even people.

With my telescope

I can see up there, to my great enjoyment,

the women undressing

to go to bed.

Oh, how wonderful!

But tell me, couldn't I also, friend Ecclitico,

look through your telescope?

Why not?

Although I'm the sole inventor of this wondrous art

I don't wish you to be left out of things.

I'm eternally obliged to you.

You'll see what I'll do for you.

You'll see lovely things,

strange things, that will astound you.

Your servant, gentlemen!

Happy and fortunate,

he who's a friend of the moon.

May such good fortune be reserved for you by heaven.

May heaven grant such great happiness.

Your noble intellect,

unsurpassed by any other,

will have no difficulty penetrating the secrets of the moon.

May heaven grant such great happiness.

<i>(I'll</i> see to it that he believes everything, the simpleton!)

Move the machine, set it right against the telescope;

when Signor Buonafede looks through,

move the figures about one by one

and he'll believe he's looking at the world on the moon.

How many foolish mortals

with false telescopes think they see the truth

and fail to recognize falsehood!

How many scrutinize what others are doing

and fail to know themselves.

- I've seen it, I've seen it! - What, then?

I saw something very beautiful.

I saw a young girl

caressing an old man.

Oh, the joy, oh, the delight that old man felt!

Oh, what a blessed world! Oh, such bliss!

- I've seen it, I've seen it! - What, signor?

Something that made me laugh heartily.

I saw a husband beating his own wife

as a punishment for her infidelity.

Oh, what a well organized world, I really like it!

- Oh, I liked that indeed! - What was that?

I saw something that was the opposite of what obtains with us

in the relationship of man and woman.

I saw a lover

leading by the nose his lady-love

who begged in vain for mercy!

Oh, what a splendid custom! Oh, if only it were practised here!

My dear Signor Ecclitico,

I've seen great things;

as a token of my gratitude accept this purse.

- Oh, marvel! - Go on, take it, I want you to.

- If you really want me to, I will. - I'll return tomorrow.

I'm at your service.

Truly, that telescope is wonderfully well made.

You can see everything, everything. I'm absolutely delighted!

The young girl with the old man: how charming, how delightful!

The husband with the stick: bravo, oh, what a marvellous sight!

A woman led by the nose:

what a splendid stroke, what a brilliant idea!

Oh, what a blessed world!

Oh, what bliss!

Such pleasure, such delight, how much I enjoyed it!

Friend, your most humble servant.

And I yours, Signor Ernesto.

My respects to the lord secretary of the moon.

You're mad and will die mad.

I saw Signor Buonafede coming out of your house.

Is he a friend of yours?

A friend

and a great friend of my dazzling profession.

- He has a beautiful daughter. - In fact, he has two.

In fact, it seems to me,

if you count the maid, he has three.

I'm in love with Flaminia.

And I adore Clarice.

I'm dying of love for Lisetta.

I've asked Buonafede for her hand and he's refused.

He hopes to marry his daughters off to royal princes.

And he hopes as well that a count will marry the maid.

Does Flaminia return your love?

She loves me with all her heart.

My Lisetta is just crazy for my handsome face.

And Clarice loves me deeply.

Tell me, shall we steal them from this idiot?

- Would to heaven we could! - Back me up, then, and fear not.

I know you're the best of matchmakers.

How much money do you have'?

If necessary, I'd rob the treasury.

I'll sacrifice all my wages.

Let's go to it then; I have a mechanic who can work wonders.

With my ingenuity I guarantee that today

that baboon, Signor Buonafede,

will give us the three ladies with his own hand.

- Bravo! - And how is that going to happen?

All will be clear. Get some money ready;

be ready to do what I tell you

and I'll keep my promise to you.

A little money and a little common sense

is all that's needed.

You'll see.

You'll be satisfied

but you must remember

that stupidity and meanness never accomplish anything.

I'll go now to collect the money.

Join Ecclitico and await me at his place, where tomorrow,

thanks to his talents,

I hope that love will smile on me.

O lovely eyes of my beloved idol,

shine with love

and the hope that fate will relent.

O laughing lips in the face I adore,

rejoice

that our new life isn't far off.

They make me laugh, those people who believe

that all they see is true.

They don't know, the simpletons, that everyone pretends,

that everyone colours the truth with falsehood.

Come, sister;

let's go out on to the loggia and enjoy the balmy night.

If our strict father sees us out here, heaven help us!

He should mind his own affairs.

He wants to keep us shut up, protected from the air

as if we were cobwebs.

So long as we're subject to our father we must put up with it.

To tell you the truth, I've had enough of this wearisome subjection

and I can't wait to get married.

And when we're married will we have done with subjection?

We may well be more subject than before!

Ah, sister, husbands aren't so strict;

they love their liberty as much as us, the partners go their separate ways.

How happy we'd be if there fell to our lot a husband é la mode.

If father would consent, I could be happy with Ernesto.

And I could with my Ecclitico.

But I fear our father will never agree.

In that case there's still a way out;

we could get married without telling him.

I know this doesn't become a dutiful daughter

but if love prompts me and my father opposes me

I fear love will win over reason.

Reason rules in the soul,

queen over our thoughts,

but she yields up her arms and gives way when love enters the lists.

When love takes over the throne

he becomes a tyrant

and demands as tribute or gift

all of our heart.

Reason rules in the soul,

queen over our thoughts,

but she yields up her arms and gives way

when love enters the lists.

Now then, daughter!

How often have I told you not to leave your room?

And I've told you just as often what I say to that.

All right, then, you impudent child, I know what I'll do.

Yes, punish me: turn me out of the house

and marry me off!

If I married you off, I'd not be punishing you but your husband.

I couldn't inflict greater punishment on him

than a crazy woman like you.

<i>Me. crazy'?</i>

You're mistaken.

I'd be crazy if I let myself be intimidated

and pined away here out of obedience.

I'm a girl who's ready for a husband and I want one, well you know;

and if you don't let me have him, <i>l'll</i> take him myself.

Find me a partner

to my taste;

or don't bother, I'll do it myself:

if I seek him, I'll find him.

Lisetta!

I've already put the soup on the stove.

If you only knew the wonderful things I've seen!

And what marvels did you see?

I've had the good fortune

to see right into the world on the moon.

(The man is mad!)

Listen, I could...

You know I'm very fond of you.

I could, if you're true to me,

if you don't refuse me a little help,

let you see what I've seen.

You know I'm your faithful servant

and that I love you tenderly.

(But it's only money I love.)

Since this is so, my pet, I'd have you share in my good fortune.

You'll see what a man's art

can accomplish and is worth;

you'll see the marvels of a telescope.

I'd like to see a telescope anywhere in the world

that would show you the depths of my poor heart

burning with faith and love for you alone.

(He really is crazy if he believes that.)

To see into your faithful heart

I need no telescope but my thoughts.

I can see you love me, that you're mine.

(But he doesn't see that he's talking nonsense.)

Tomorrow <i>l'll</i> take you to meet the good astrologer;

and you'll see how up there they treat

ladies like you.

There's no lady like me nor ever will be.

I'm loving and faithful,

I'm full of charity.

Ask anyone who knows.

"Yes, that's true," they'll tell you.

There's no malice in my breast: I've always been so.

Sometimes I say no, whenever I can I say yes.

But when I say yes

it's never at the expense of my virtue.

Signor Buonafede, may I come in?

Heavens, who's there?

Forgive my coming to disturb you at such an inconvenient hour;

I come to give you a token of friendship.

Oh! What good fortune brings you to me?

Can we be overheard?

No, we're alone. You may speak freely.

I come to take my leave of you for ever.

By the gods! For ever? Tell me, what's happened?

My friend, farewell!

We'll never see each other again.

I'll die! But why for ever?

Know, my friend,

that the great emperor of the moon world wants me to join him.

Very shortly

<i>l'll</i> be instantaneously taken up on high where my destiny is

to become a citizen of the moon.

What! ls this true?

Oh, wonder!

Oh, how miserable <i>l'll</i> be here without you!

And by what means do you hope to go so high'?

From the earth to the moon is quite a jump!

By means of the same telescope the great emperor

has sent me a certain elixir

which, when I drink it, will enable me to fly to the moon.

Ah, friend, if you would,

- you could help me. - How?

Give me a little of that elixir

that your emperor sent you.

- (Now he's in the net.) - And then I'd be up there with you.

But I'd not like to offend his majesty.

He's a generous-minded man; he won't say anything.

Very good, you're my friend; <i>l'll</i> do as you ask.

Here's the elixir.

There's no one to see us, we'll drink half each.

And then what will happen to us?

Then we'll feel our limbs growing lighter in such a way

that we'll go up there as if we had wings.

I'll drink, but yet, I don't know...

I can't make up my mind, yes or no.

I thought I was doing you a favour; if you've already changed your mind

<i>l'll</i> drink it myself.

Don't drink it all, I beg you.

Hold me,

I already feel as if I were flying.

Oh, how fortunate I am!

Oh, such absolute bliss!

Any moment now <i>l'll</i> be in the world of the moon.

What's happened to your eyes? You seem inspired.

I'm possessed by the spirit of the moon.

Farewell, I'm going.

Stop.

- I want to come as well. - Here, drink the rest of the elixir.

But my daughters? And my maidservant?

When you're there you can plead on their behalf.

I'm going.

Here I come, I'm drinking, wait.

O world,

this ugly, wicked world,

I'm leaving for ever.

I'm now a man of the moon.

Ah! I feel I'm on fire.

Bear with it;

little by little you'll feel your limbs become transformed and you'll rejoice.

I'm beginning to feel drowsy.

That's the effect of this most excellent elixir.

I can't stay on my feet.

Sit down.

Be ready to rise now; calm down!

I can feel myself flying.

So can I.

My dear Ecclitico, tell me where I am:

on the ground or in the air?

You're gradually rising.

I feel myself getting lighter.

I'm going.

I'm flying.

Good, I'm glad.

Where are you?

I'm flying, too.

Farewell world!

Dear father, what's the matter?

Oh, master, what's the matter?

I'm going, I'm flying.

Where, where?

Oh, what a stroke of luck!

I'm going to the world on the moon.

He's dying, alas, he's dying!

Oh, what joy, what delight!

Marvellous, what a stroke of luck!

He's dying-

Dear moon, I'm coming,

I'm coming to you.

He's dying-

Quick, quick!

I'll get some sal volatile.

I'll be quickly back.

That good sleeping draught has clouded his wits.

I'll have my men take him out.

Fabrizio, Prospero! Quickly, pick him up

and take him into my garden.

The ladies are returning,

they're in despair

because they think the rascal is already dead.

Poor father, he's dead!

Ah, his life is over!

No, don't weep, it isn't so.

Ah, his life is over!

Ah, what anguish, he's dead!

He made a will; here it is.

Ah, what anguish, he's dead!

"L leave to Clarice six thousand scudi if she marries."

He was human after all!

"L leave to Lisetta a hundred ducats when she finds a husband."

He was a very old man after all!

Poor old man, you'll never see him again!

Ah, how you torture me!

The dowry is ready if you want it.

You make me laugh, you console me.

Here's to the living!

The dead are dead.

Sweet consolation the dowry will be.

Here's Buonafede in the world on the moon.

He's still asleep; and when he awakes

he'll think himself not in my garden

but in the lunar world amid its strange and marvellous delights.

But are Flaminia and Clarice in the secret?

They know everything and will collaborate in all our plans.

Lisetta knows nothing but that doesn't matter.

Today we'll all be happy.

The machines are ready,

as are the games, the music, the dancing and the songs,

all of which will appear wondrous and magical.

And I, to be ready to play my part,

go now to change my clothes and disguise my face.

Buonafede is still asleep; it's time now to wake him

with this sal volatile.

It'll release his mind from the shackles of the drug

and restore him to himself.

Flaminia...

He calls his daughter

between sleeping and waking.

Ho! Clarice...

Lisetta...

Now he's waking.

- Eh! Where am I? - Friend.

- Ha! Who are you? - What? Don't you know me?

Don't you recognize Ecclitico?

- You're he? - Yes, I'm he.

But where, my friend, where are we?

Where all good things are to be found

in the beautiful world on the moon.

Are you playing a joke on me?

Don't you perceive the splendour around you, making the day brighter?

And balmy air caressing you?

It's true.

Oh, what a wonderful day!

Oh, what sweet and balmy air!

See, at your feet roses and lilies

spring from the fertile soil.

Oh, what a wonderful world!

Listen to the sweet music of the birds singing.

On, what joy!

I'm beside myself, I don't know where I am.

Listen to the sweet harmonies coming from the bushes

swayed by the gentle breeze.

Bravo, bravissimo!

The trees in this world sound better than our musicians.

Now you'll see nymphs and shepherds dancing.

Oh, what charming nymphs! Oh, how fortunate!

Oh, blessed world on the moon!

But does the emperor know I've arrived?

- He's kept informed of everything. - Let's go and find him.

No. Dressed as you are, it's forbidden.

He'll send you the proper costume.

But here come the knights with pages and footmen.

The great monarch is sending you your clothes.

Oh, what a wonderful world!

O happy man,

permitted to enjoy

this world's great beauty,

the emperor,

to do you honour,

sends you proof of his benevolence.

May heaven keep him for ever free from care;

may he live a thousand years in good health.

Now you're dressed and made tidy,

you may go to his majesty.

May heaven keep him for ever free from care;

may he live a thousand years in good health.

How must I behave?

How many times must I bow'?

Our great monarch has no time for sycophants.

I'm impatient to see him.

He expects you

to kiss his foot or his hand.

And my maidservant

and my daughters, won't they be joining us?

Yes, they'll come presently; our ladies have

a particular right to come to this kingdom

since their ways of thinking are truly lunatic.

You know how they are:

now charming and loving,

now obstinate,

wilful, raging.

What?

Isn't this true?

They're indeed lunatics, oh, signor, yes!

They change appearances and thoughts;

they're by nature insincere.

Believe me, this is so.

I humbly bow before your majesty.

What do I see? lsn't that Signor Ernesto?

You're mistaken.

I'm a star called Hesperus;

when the sky darkens

I'm first to appear and gaze lovingly upon the moon.

I don't know what to think; you resemble Ernesto most closely.

Don't be amazed,

in our court we have a fool

who closely resembles you.

Thank you for the kind comparison;

but I can tell you, I'm no fool.

Well, what do you think?

Does our world please you?

Upon my word,

who'd not be pleased by such a beautiful world?

But, to complete my happiness, one favour, signor, I'd ask.

Ask then and it'll be granted.

I have two daughters and a serving maid, I'd like...

I understand,

you'd like them to be with you.

I'll send for them but on the understanding

that I want, without giving you offence,

to take your maidservant into my service.

- But, signor... - I know

you're enamoured of her beautiful eyes

but this time we desire her for our own.

So you've seen her?

Yes, signor.

We have a machine with which we often watch

what's happening down there in the lower world;

and the most agreeable pastime for our lunar eyes

is to watch the follies of your race.

A miser sweats and strains

and then dies and disappears.

A proud man with no means

demands respect and hasn't even any bread.

A jealous man lives in torment,

an ambitious man is criticized.

Almost everyone in your world is crazy indeed.

One sighs for love,

one rages in fury,

one who's doing well wishes he were doing badly,

one is all smoke and no fire;

everything is back to front.

Truly, you're all mad.

You have two daughters?

Yes, signor.

Maidens or married?

They're maidens,

still unmarried,

because I haven't been able to find them a good match.

You've done well.

In your world two bad matchmakers

are commonly involved in a marriage;

one is caprice, the other self-interest.

The first is soon surfeited,

the second leads to cuckoldry.

Your Highness discourses exactly as befits a star.

Here there's no man who talks of dying for his love,

there's no man who keeps faith with a deceiver.

You won't see anyone here carrying in his pocket phials or pillboxes

with spirits or specifics to revive ladies who swoon.

But if a lady swoons how do you revive her?

We're in the habit of carrying a rope's end;

if they do any of that nonsense

we bring them round by beating them.

That, I must admit, is the perfect medicine!

It's a medicine that works;

and you can believe me, for I've tried it.

Sometimes it's not a bad thing to be severe for a change.

To be always agreeable, always loving, turns enjoyment to boredom.

But when you've been harsh and stop,

your heart is more joyful;

your love grows stronger,

your enjoyment redoubles.

I'm amazed;

this world is most beautiful,

most fair.

The birds sing so charmingly,

the bushes make music;

everyone dances, everyone makes merry;

everyone is happy.

Oh, what a blissful world!

Oh, what a beautiful world!

I don't know if I should go that way or this.

Oh, how charming! Everything is calling me,

summoning me this way and that.

And now we're back to where we started.

I'd like to go but yet I wouldn't:

will it be yes or no?

No, no, no...

No on this side, no on that.

So, <i>l'll</i> stay here, I won't go anywhere.

Where, where, where...

Now I know who you are, gentle Signor Echo!

Oh, what delight!

Oh, what sport!

Oh, what a beautiful world!

What a delightful world,

what incomparable bliss!

The trees make music,

the birds sing,

the nymphs dance,

the echoes answer.

Everything is enjoyable, everything is lovely.

What a delightful world,

what incomparable bliss!

Where are you taking me? Are you guards, assassins or robbers?

Lisetta, you've had the good fortune to be brought

to the world on the moon.

Ha, ha, you make me laugh!

I'm not a child to believe in such nonsense.

You'll see proof of my words

when you're the wife of our emperor,

who's consumed by love of your fair face.

Dear Signor Lunatic, don't make me lose my temper.

How, tell me, did you take me out of the house?

You thought you went out of the house

but you were carried here from the balcony on a cloud.

Enough, I'll put up with no more of this mad talk;

what's all this leading up to?

Here's your master;

ask him what you want to know.

I'm going to see his majesty.

This is my master?

It is he.

I don't understand his strange get-up.

Oh, what a graceful style! Oh, what a figure!

Lisetta, welcome.

You've joined us?

You may indeed call yourself fortunate.

But where are we?

In the world on the moon.

- Is this a trick? - No, I swear it:

this is the lunar world, I assure you.

So it's true then, a cloud brought me here?

You've been fortunate.

Because of my love for you you enjoy this great honour.

But what have I to do here?

I'll tell you what you have to do here.

You must love your master.

That's all?

You must give him tender tokens of your love!

You know, signor, that I'm not used to this.

Do you think here such caresses are given only out of self-interest as on earth?

Here everyone is treated lovingly

and nastiness isn't allowed.

Don't fear to trust me,

there's no malice in my heart.

I know you, you crafty rogue,

there's malice in your love.

- That's not true. - I don't trust you.

- I'm as innocent as a baby. - Don't make me laugh!

Come, dear one, your hand.

No, I won't.

Oh, such cruelty!

I know you.

Oh, such cruelty!

As I would my little dog, I'll caress you.

And like a little cat I'll welcome your caresses.

- Come, my darling little poodle. - Come, my pretty little one.

- Come to me, don't bark. - Away with you, you're going to scratch.

Ho there, stop Buonafede and Lisetta.

Tell them their Emperor awaits them.

Here I am, at your command.

Oh! What's this I see? Cecco is the emperor?

Lisetta, we greet you.

Good day to you, my little Cecco.

Is this the way to speak to our emperor?

You must be mad. We know each other well down there.

Lady, I'm not Cecco but I'm yours.

Ho there, let the throne be set up!

Charming and gracious Lisetta,

I mean to make you queen of the lunatics.

(I'd not like our emperor to do me the honour of stealing my Lisetta.)

Well, then, what do you say?

There's a throne for you if you'll accept it.

A throne?

Alas, I don't know

whether to say yes or no.

I've seen so many preposterous things

that I doubt everything and believe nothing.

Come, then, share my throne

if I appeal to you.

Whether I'm Cecco or not, what does it matter?

We can settle that later between ourselves.

Now that's the kind of reasoning I like.

I'll come.

Where are you going, Lisetta?

To accept the favours of our emperor

since he's willing to do me such great honour.

What! Aren't you ashamed?

Aren't you afraid of deceiving him'?

Isn't everything here done without malice?

Lisetta, take care.

You're mine...

But if afterwards...

But if I don't...

I don't know what you're telling me.

To the throne, to the throne!

If you command, <i>l'll</i> come to you.

Oh, master, how will this turn out?

Shall I then be an empress?

Ah, if only it were true!

In my heart I feel a warmth

that fills me with noble thoughts.

What a fine thing to be a real lady,

to command service, to command love!

But I don't believe it,

I'm still afraid.

Ah, you're all making fun of me!

I'm willing to try; how will it turn out?

Ah, if only it were true!

Oh, master, how will this turn out?

Shall I then be an empress?

In my heart I feel a warmth

that fills me with noble thoughts.

Then, an empress

I shall be?

To the throne, to the throne!

If you command it

<i>l'll come</i> to <i>you.</i>

O noble Emperor,

fortune has favoured only Lisetta. But my poor daughters...

A lunar herald has already announced

that they're on their way

and that in a short time they'll come down into this place.

Why do you say down and not up?

You know little.

Our world, like a round ball,

is surrounded by the sky;

and from whichever direction man comes to the moon

we must speak of down and not up.

Daughters, my dear daughters, welcome.

Ah, what do you have to say to this?

You're now lunatic citizens,

you'll enjoy a world full of beautiful things,

you'll shine there like two stars.

We owe you much, dear father.

You're a wise man, a master of intrigue.

It's very clear that you have a great intellect.

You're a man of unparalleled skill;

famous and illustrious men must yield to you.

Bow now before our emperor;

thank him for the great honour he's done you.

- But isn't that Lisetta? - What am I to say?

That's the fortunate empress of the world on the moon.

Fortunate indeed!

Since the moon's empire is vast.

O Monarch, I bow before you.

How kind of you to notice us at last!

I humbly ask for pardon and throw myself on your mercy.

Ho there, Hesperus, hear me: attend this lady.

Take her to her apartments

and instruct her in our ways.

I obey.

Hey, hey, stop! Signor, my daughters never go alone with men.

In this world of ours women do this publicly

and never in secret.

True; <i>l'll</i> say no more.

Gladly I'll go,

since my father has no objections,

in the company of this charming Hesperus.

If my star will guide me,

a more faithful escort I can't hope to find.

Such a planet in vain would I oppose;

the lips would be mad that would say no.

If my star will guide me,

a more faithful escort I can't hope to find.

All is well with my sister but what shall I do?

Ecclitico, you're the master of ceremonies of my lunar court;

give your arm to the charming Clarice.

To hear is to obey.

I'll say no more.

Many people would dearly like

to solve the secrets of the moon.

But none has had the good fortune to be allowed to see it.

He who sees nothing believes anything

but everyone thinks he knows.

The more he studies, the less he understands

and he lets himself be fooled.

Ho there, let the imperial regalia be brought

and let's proceed with the ceremony.

Everything is ready

for the royal ceremony.

At your lunatic command,

great lord of the horned moon,

we come to plead our cause again before you.

My dear subjects, with half our imperial lunar crown

this white and tender brow we shall invest.

What metaphorical language!

Who knows what it means?

Is it Scottish or Arabic?

I really can't understand it.

Forward, vassals, what are you doing, why are you just standing there?

Come, gentlemen, bring bread and wine and stockfish.

Oh, such delightful language!

Oh, such unexpected fortune!

If this hoax works, oh, what a laugh we'll have!

To this charming pair, regal and majestic,

we bow our heads in reverence.

Ye gods!

You too, my daughters, can speak lunatic now'?

I'm confounded!

What a beautiful ceremony! Lulu, lulu.

Ho there, be silent.

Give me that garland;

my Lisetta is about to be crowned.

The imperial diadem humbly I present to you;

grant then that each of us may also find happiness.

We've understood you.

Your attention, my people.

Begin now to acclaim my consort.

Nda, nda, nda, ndina, beat of drum and peal of bell.

Oh, how annoying not to speak the language!

But I'll try a little to see if I can.

Signor, I too ndin dina, <i>l'll</i> join you

and on my own the bells <i>l'll</i> ring.

What's this I hear?

You mock his majesty?

I was paying him a compliment,

I had no intention of mocking.

Now your daughters we'd give in marriage

and as dowry supply a noble sum of money.

- Explain a little more clearly. - Your beautiful golden guineas!

That's to say, my brass farthings in the sublunar world?

- Precisely. - Yes, signore.

- He has a coffer full of money. - I'm quite willing

- but it seems pointless to me. - Why? - For what reason?

We're in another world.

The answer to that is: it can be brought here.

- All right, I give in. - Where do you keep the key'?

I have it here, take it, but it still seems pointless to me.

The first step is taken, may heaven speed the rest.

This is now the point to bring this comedy to an end.

Let Ecclitico be given Clarice's hand

and let her father show us a sign of his joy.

Take my heart.

Hold fast, beloved.

Let the other sister give her hand to Hesperus

and may they be made happy by her father's consent.

Take my hand, beloved.

Hold fast, my star.

The comedy is ended.

Come, dear husband,

let's go and give thanks

to him who made it possible.

Comedy?

What are you saying?

Listen, friend, listen;

we'll explain it more clearly:

Buonafede, round as the full moon,

can now go back to the other world post-haste!

And we three beautiful brides shall stay here for ever,

married to three stars, as you've arranged for us.

Ah, rascals, now I understand, you're all in the plot.

But you're the one who cheated me; by the gods, I'll kill you!

- Come now, don't complain. - <i>l'll</i> bring you down!

Come now, be sensible; come now, don't make any more fuss.

Telescopic swindler!

Traitor, false star!

Ah, you lying hussy!

Ah, you base impostor!

- Dear father-in-law! - Master!

I want a stick, a cudgel!

- Hear me! - No, don't do it!

I won't listen! Out of my way!

- A cudgel to an honourable man? - No more than an impostor deserves!

- Master! - No more of your stories!

- Dear father! - Go to the devil!

I'm a maddened bull full of bile and rage.

He's like a maddened bull full of bile and rage.

All my wicked enemies should tremble;

wretches, you'll see, there'll be no mercy for you.

It's true, we're guilty but still you're a father;

spare us your wrath, calm down, we beg you.

I mean to act like a lunar man.

Like a little brook my love for you snakes through me

and sweetness fills my whole breast.

A stream of fire runs through my heart

that for your dear sake

will burn me to ashes.

Let me feel it.

Let me touch it.

Oh, heavens, take your hand away

or I'll die.

Did you feel it, my treasure?

What do you suppose this is, beloved?

Ah, from brook to river

it grows in strength.

What's this sweetness?

What's this warmth?

Could it be love'?

What do you say?

What do you think?

Come, speak.

Answer.

When you know

there's no point in talking.

Come, daughter, embrace me.

Let my offences be forgiven, I beg you.

I alone have been a fool.

He's giving six thousand scudi to each of us as dowry.

And a further thousand scudi he's willingly given to Lisetta,

the empress of the moon.

Ecclitico, what do you say?

What can I say?

With such a wife by my side and such a fat dowry

I can now well afford

to have my great telescope broken up.

And I, happier now than any queen,

leave my throne and go back to the kitchen.

From the world of the moon

good fortune and prosperity have come to us.

What tender feelings

and what happiness fill our hearts!

Forgive us.

Yes, yes, if you love me I forgive you with all my heart.

- You bear me no grudge? - You won't be angry any more?

- I give my consent to your love. - We're all happy...

...with the result of our plan and our hard work.

- May our happiness go on increasing. - And may the pleasure I feel...

...make all our hearts rejoice.

Let's rejoice at this good fortune

which today comes to us from the moon!

Let's live in friendship and love,

life is better without moods and tempers.

We now have everything we want,

everything we long for!

Now at last everything is set right.

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don't hide from EPC let's get on with the show we're doing another game show

what a game show

you guess their answers how you

doing oh I know what the question is today sir question today is trick or

treat oh cool so what is it trick or treat cheat sheet

would you would you would you check me

okay first princess first princess snow white snow white it's snow white a trick

or treat I think turn it princesses bake cakes so I think she likes there's no

way a trick-or-treat girl which one is it

she's always trying to make me pie or make me Carmen and I promise you I'm not

tricking you this is this is not an evil magic mirror okay it's a happy magic

mirror there are some there are some your sweetheart thank you so much

everybody look at this I missed this look at this

right here look how big this is you also had this guy over here

that's what they usually have Elena but she's not here today he probably moved

her don't know where but it's nice to see

all the cocoa stuff you guys excited about cocoa I gotta be honest with you

I'm more excited about the frozen short that's gonna be before cocoa but

she stood me up she stood me up happens there baby there they have thousands of

people from all over the world well I mean I'm a regular

you remember me of course you remember me how you doing

how you doing very good listen Halloween's coming I think you have too

much sugar it's too much sugars going on don't you think it's too much sugar not

enough sugar not enough sugar okay listen I'm gonna

ask you I'm going around asking trick-or-treat for Tigger what is it is

it trick-or-treat for Tigger

sure

trick or treat Trick or Treat which one is it you replace tricks I don't know

that we boo who dupa dupa dupa do do do do we need a trick do I really have to

answer this question what do you think it is honey do I have to answer the

question everyone wants to know what you think is is really like a big bad honey

a honey treat yeah what's good you look thick you look fantastic not eating too

much of that Halloween candy which is very very good the honey that's the

secret that's the secret the honey very good the honey

okay I'm going around asking listen I want to need it is it poo is it

trick-or-treat for food which one is it is it a trick or treat Tigger it's a

treat Dior it's a shrink what's food

treat the honey honey a lot of honey candies tons of but you're doing very

good you're doing very good not to money not to men

thank you so much love you goodbye let's talk to my friend he's a pumpkin

and he was uh he was British British pumpkin hey I think he kept telling me

to have a smashing day that boy gave spider-man a little kiss boy that was so

sweet

that a witch let me ask you something are you a tree girl let's get down in

personal retreat oh that's fantastic

Arielle Arielle is she a trick princess or a treat princess

that's my legs or no I'm going around asking that's why she's a trick princess

she does tricks with flounder you you can't you're doing good you're doing

you're doing you're doing good don't be upset that was close that was I probably

would have picked treat - so what is it I don't know she did she placed ritual

floundered you know who flounders okay I don't know I don't know let's

retreat did you say dog

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Custom Offsets Match Up: 35x12.5 on 18x10 - Duration: 2:01.

(hard rock music)

- Hey guys and gals,

Shawn with Custom Offsets, Custom Offsets TV on Youtube.

Got a matchup for you.

Remember we're just trying to show you what this wheel

and this tire matchup looks like

when you run that combo together.

Pretty much on the size and fitment of the wheel

and tire to itself.

So this is an 18 inch fuel wheel.

It's a 10 wide and it's matched up

with a Nitto Ridge Grappler,

which is your hybrid tire so it's gonna be a nice,

luggy tire but it's also good for the highway,

and it's also a 12 ply in most sizes.

Yup, and this one's 12 ply.

So that is gonna be your Ridge Grappler

and the size of this one is 35x12.5 R18.

So she's 35 tall, 12 and a half wide,

and then, of course, R18 for that 18 inch wheel.

What you'll see with that is because you're running 35

on an 18, you get that nice, big, offroad look and use.

So it's gonna be about a seven and a half inch side wall

to the top of the lug.

So from here to here you're talking

like seven and a half inches.

And then to the tread line and the side wall,

you're about six inches.

So from here to here you've got a six inch side wall

and that's gonna offer a whole bunch of protection.

Cuz you also have a 10 inch wheel

with a 12 and a half inch tire so you've got that bulge

or that bubble on the side that's gonna protect

the wheel for sure.

And then of course you've got a ton of air in here

because you've got so much space between them.

That's gonna also help out with,

just curious what this one is rated...

128, so that's gonna also help with your load index

because you're adding that extra amount of air,

and you're also keeping your wheel underneath your treads.

That is pretty much your matchup of the 35x12.5

on an 18x10, peace!

(hard rock music)

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EastEnders line up shock exit for Jane Beale as Max Branning threats climax - Duration: 2:53.

EastEnders line up shock exit for Jane Beale as Max Branning threats climax

THREATS: Jane is set to leave EastEnders.

Jane has been in hospital ever since the Albert Square gas explosion and fire, but is set to wake up from her coma.

EastEnders spoilers revealed scheming Max Branning will pay Jane a visit as she regains consciousness.

He tries to figure out how much she remembers about the fire, which killed off her step-son Steven Beale.

STRUGGLING: Jane is set to wake up from her coma.

Max and Steven started the fire to try and kill Jane and although she survived, her problems are far from over.

Next week, Jane will end her marriage to Ian Beale and tell him she wants a fresh start away from Walford.

After being threatened by Max, Jane decides to hold back from the police and only tells them about Stevens involvement in the blaze.

CONFRONTATION: Jane tells Max that hes not the man she used to know.

But Maxs threats still hang over her and so she begs Ian to let her move away from Albert Square.

She later meets with Max and stands up to him, telling him hes not the man that she once knew.

Viewers will have to wait and see if Janes sudden burst of courage gets her anywhere with Max.

HEARTBREAKING: Jane will end her marriage to Ian.

But as the week closes, EastEnders will air heartbreaking scenes between Jane and Ian.

She tells him that their marriage is over and that shes leaving him and Walford behind – but will she really make her exit? EastEnders continues tonight at 7.30pm on BBC One.

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Jon x Sansa || I'm a sinner, burning up for you. - Duration: 1:04.

(We need to trust each other)

(we can't fight a war among ourselve)

(we have so many enemies now)

give me your forever

or at least just for a while

give me never ending

or at least give me a mile

give me happiness

or at least give me a smile

give me forever, for a while

quit acting like a baby

or at least less like a child

give me serenity

(there's no time)

or at least, just peace of mind

give me closure

give me forever for a while

Swear to God I'm a sinner in a church, burnin' up for you

Swear to God she's a blessing and a curse, shoulda learned from you

Swear to God I'm a sinner in a church, burnin' up in flames

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Dodge Viper - Everything You Need to Know | Up to Speed - Duration: 9:59.

It embarrassed exotics from all over the world,

while being handbuilt in the good ol' U S of A, baby.

This is everything you need to know to get Up to Speed on the Dodge Viper.

The year is 1988, and Chrysler is in trouble. Despite surviving near bankruptcy a few years

prior, Chrysler was still trailing in sales behind their rivals Ford and Chevrolet.

What they came up with was the most

hardcore sports car since the Shelby Cobra.

Chrysler Executive Vice President Bob Lutz knew what he wanted: A two seat sportscar

in the spirit of the Jaguar E-Type and the legendary Shelby Cobra. He wanted a big engine,

manual transmission and no fancy electronic aids like traction control or anti-lock brakes

to get in the way.

He met up with Chrysler's head of design, Tom Gale, and let him in on

the plan. There would be no focus groups,

no Chrysler suits telling Gale what to do.

He had free reign to do whatever possible to bring Lutz' vision to life, and Gale

did just that. Gale had started his career working on the Plymouth Barracuda and Challenger,

so, uhhh, I think he knew a thing or two about designing bad-ass cars.

Their car took tons of inspiration from the sports cars of the sixties. A long hood,

short deck

And no roof. The Shelby Cobra was a huge influence on the design, and Carroll

Shelby himself was attached to the project. Even the name was taken from the Cobra. They

couldn't call it the Cobra, obviously, and Anaconda meant Sir Mixalot's wiener...

Now Viper sounded good. It took Gale and his team less than a year to build a running prototype,

just in time for the 1989 North American International Auto Show.

Before Chrysler President Lee Iacocca had introduced the car, Down payments were being

mailed to Chrysler. People were going crazy for the new Viper. Celebrities even tried

to bribe Bob Lutz to get their way onto the waiting list; which frankly wasn't a bad

idea because Dodge only produced 285 Vipers in 1992.

Like the Shelby Cobra, The first Viper lacked any feature that wasn't essential in making

it go faster. Like the Cobra, There was no air conditioning, no power locks, no door

handles, and no roof or windows. The only traction control on board were your own two

feet. A lot of sports cars are marketed as "A race car for the street" but the Viper

truly meant it. It did not have words like 'compromise' or 'subtlety' in its

vocabulary. All it wanted was to go really fast.

The Viper was notoriously difficult

to drive quickly and wasn't afraid to bruise your ego. The viper didn't hesitate to hurt

your physically either. The side exhaust was located right under the door, leading to many

complaints of people burning themselves as they got out of the car.

That wouldn't be a problem for me

because if I owned a Viper, I'd just wear cowboy boots.

Chrysler owned Lamborghini until 1994, which meant they had access to the engineering know-how

of one of the most radical car companies in the world. The same people who came up with

the Muira, Countach and Diablo would now be helping out with the Viper. Chrysler had Lamborghini

convert Dodge's iron-block V10, originally meant for trucks, into an aluminum design

better suited to the lightweight Viper. This 8 liter V10 design was two liters bigger than

the engine in the Diablo! At a quarter of the price! And the Lambo connection doesn't

end there, as the same guy designed the Diablo's exterior.

Diablo and Viper--if there were royalty checks for bedroom posters,

Tom Gale would be a f*ckin billionaire!

This combination of low weight and high power meant that that the Viper could hold it's

own against competitors like Ferrari and Lamborghini for a fraction of the cost.

The Viper was proof that Chrysler still had some brilliance left in them after all.

The Viper lost a bit of it's edge in 1994, when Air Conditioning became an option. Which

is cool I guess, if you're a b*tch!

I'm just kidding-I get really sweaty.

The Viper got a few minor updates including Door handles and a real roof in 1996 with the introduction

of the GTS Coupe; The GTS was intended to be a Viper that was a little easier to live

with day to day. Then in 1999, Dodge gave the Viper it's first serious upgrade: The

Viper ACR. ACR stood for American Club Racer, and it WAS a racer. The ACR was equipped with

one piece BBS racing wheels, Koni shocks tuned for the track, and five-point racing harnesses.

It freakin' ripped.

The ACR had a 0-60 of 4 and half seconds with a top speed of 180

miles per hour.

You could drive 180 miles, in AN HOUR

That is faster than any animal on Earth.

The ACR wasn't the only Viper Dodge cooked up for the track. The Viper GTS-R debuted

in 1999, and was an immediate success on the track. Dodge had teamed up with the french

Team Oreca

to develop the Viper into a serious GT contender, and they succeeded. In two years,

the GTS-R won 16 out of the 18 races it entered. That is pret-ty good.

They entered 18, won 16. Only lost twice.

The Viper underwent it's first major facelift in 2003. *just like my dad*

The headlights got a little angrier *just like my dad*

And the Viper itself got a bit bulkier. *just like my dad*

But just because it was bigger doesn't mean

it was slower. *just like my dad*

Despite the husky appearance, the Viper actually lost 100 pounds and gained

50 horsepower, making 500 horses at the crank.

From 2003 to 2005, the Viper was once

again only available as a convertible. The GTS coupe returned in 2006 but only for one

year, because in 2007 the Viper disappeared from the showroom.

Let me show this Viper, it's right here in the...

Dan!!

What happened to the Viper?

No I'm in the showroom!

Dan, I'm in the showroom, it's not here!

Well I think I would see it if it were in here Dan!

Dan why--

Dan why dont---

By 2007, Chrysler once again found itself in dire straights. Sales had plummeted and

the company was operating at a loss. Chrysler's parent company Daimler Benz saw the writing

on the wall, and sold off Chrysler to an investment fund at a huge loss. Daimler had purchased

Thankfully the Viper was only on hiatus for a single year. The Viper returned in 2008

with a fresh face featuring a bigger mouth and headlights, as well as MORE horsepower.

600 of them to be exact. The ACR was back too, with new aero bits that generated one

THOUSAND pounds of downforce. The Viper was still the real deal.

But like all good things, including every single one of my beautiful hamsters, The Viper's return was to be short-lived.

I mean is it the food? I clean their cages..

I try not to handle them too much, just enough so that they know that they're loved..

uh, if you guys know why my hamsters keep dying, please let me know in the comments..

When Fiat bought Chrysler in 2009, there was some speculation that the Viper might get

some tech from Fiat's crown jewel, Ferrari. But this rumor stayed a rumor, because one

morning in July 2009, Dodge announced the end of Viper production.

Dodge CEO Ralph Gilles stated that Dodge wanted to "preserve the value" of the current cars by not building

them indefinitely. THAT'S NOT A REAL REASON, RALPH.

That's like saying, oh, I wanna break up with you because I like dating you so much..

Luckily for Viper fans, Gilles also announced that the Viper would return with an all new platform.

Kinda like yeah, we're breaking up, but we can do it one last time..

The Viper returned in 2013

The so-called Phase 15 Viper had a more aggressive face, 640 horsepower, and somehow became sleeker

and more dignified than the previous generation. The sweeping curves and long hood stayed true

to the spirit of the original Viper and other driving legends before it. In an age when

throwbacks manage to ignore everything that made the original great, Dodge deserves credit

for keeping true to the original vision set forth by Bob Lutz and Tom Gale.

With this second revival of the Viper came the familiar trims, the GTS was back, and

Dodge introduced a new Time Attack edition featuring track tuned suspension, lots of

carbon fiber bits, and an exclusive Orange color option. Dodge also had something very

special in store, the return of the ACR.

And just like Chris Christie on Thanksgiving, Dodge left nothing on the table

The new ACR produced one thousand and seven hundred pounds of downforce thanks to the

carbon fiber body kit. The rear wing is exactly 1776 millimeters across because, America

was founded in 1776. That's a little history lesson for you, ya fkn Philistine!

The Viper was now the sixth fastest production

car ever around the 'Ring, putting foreign supercars to shame with nothing but a manual

transmission and a really, really big wing. It was a fitting send off for one of the greatest

American cars in recent memory.

A Send off? Yeah, the Viper was killed off. AGAIN.

Sure, it isn't

a recent development, Fiat Chrysler told us they were gonna do this back in 2015. BUT

IT STILL HURTS, OKAY?

The last Viper rolled off the assembly line on August 16th, 2017, wearing the same red

paint as the very first Viper 25 years ago. As we say goodbye to the Viper, we have to

remember that not all hope is lost. The Viper has come back

from retirement two times now, proving that it's spirit can't be killed forever. I

wouldn't be surprised if it returns to us once again when we need it most.

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Do Not Give Up - Duration: 3:32.

A while back I caught a news story about a car that crashed into a Walmart in West Virginia.

It was really surprising to everyone that a car would crash into a Walmart

until they discovered who it was that was driving the car.

Apparently, the owner of the car had parked the car but they left the car running while they

went inside to get their shopping done.

And her two dogs that were inside the car somehow got behind the wheel,

started driving the car and the car ended up

crashing. And so now are you surprised that a car ended up crashing into a Walmart?

Not when you see who it is that's driving.

Who's driving is pretty important.

Same is true of your life and your heart.

You know, what is it that drives your decisions?

Jesus once said, "Where your treasure is, there your heart is."

In other words, looking at where we drive our treasures

of our money and our time and our attention

and it reveals what it is that's behind those things.

It reveals what's going on in our heart

and he's saying in that section that if God is driving our hearts,

we love God more than anything and that's going to show up in our lives.

We'll be driven to do godly things.

But if what's driving our decisions is a love of money, a love of pleasure, a love of attention,

a love of comfort, then, well, don't be surprised if you end up crashing.

Doesn't it seem like sometimes, though, that's going to happen anyway?

Doesn't it seem like sometimes no matter how hard you work, no matter how much you pray,

no matter how often you go to church and try to do things the right way,

that the wrong people keep getting rewarded while you end up getting hurt?

As if you are just falling, falling, falling all alone with no ability to stop you from inevitably crashing?

Jesus knows how hard that is.

Remember that Jesus also knows how it feels to fall, to crash.

And to have no one, not even his father in heaven there to catch him when he did.

He knows how it feels to always do the right thing and

yet be treated as as if he didn't.

He knows how it is to suffer at the hands of those who are only doing the wrong

things and the reason he does is because he wanted the whole world

to see exactly what it is that he treasures in his heart more than anything

and what it is that drives every one of his decisions.

It's you.

The reason he went to his cross, the reason he went through so much pain

knowing that it was coming even though he had the ability to stop it from happening

is because he wanted you and the whole world to see not only him die

but he wanted you to see his empty grave on Easter morning, an assurance that there is nothing

in all creation that's going to stop him and his church from winning.

Jesus gives us a great, a great promise that we get to live with as we carry out

the important, very important work of building our lives.

In Galatians chapter 6 he says this:

Jesus knows that there are so many times in life where we are tempted to give up

or our hearts are tempted to give in.

But he wants you to know you, he wants you to live with the promise today and everyday

that the effort that you put in is always worth it.

Do you know somebody who is tempted to give up and needs some encouragement to keep going?

We need your help getting these messages to everybody who needs to hear them.

Please consider donating to this ministry.

Become a Grace Partner by clicking on the link below

and setting up monthly donations or even by giving a one-time gift.

I'm looking forward to seeing you tomorrow when we'll talk about

what the finished product looks like--a life that is fully built on Jesus Christ.

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