2019 Pooping Dog Calendar
The Crappiest Calendar We've Ever Seen
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Timon & Pumbaa Let's Serengeti Out of Here Part 2 - Blue Goat - Duration: 3:49.PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, SUBCRIBE video! Thanks you very much!
We have a problem
The emergency parachute will save us any second parachutes can open
I'm beginning to think that maybe my first impression was correct. I like being safe behind a giant electrified fence
I think maybe we should stay
You're hilarious. I mean, how can you possibly feel safe here? We can go anywhere we want or do what we want on nothing
with all my guts
Now Pumbaa my guts are about to hate it some more why you biscuit eater
I didn't find one biologist sanctuary. I dunno why Buster Brown cuz darn it
There aren't any well done Louie a big doofus no doc. I just wanted to get rid of you. I mean, that's too bad
Stop that quit ring with that home box. There's no way we're staying no matter what he says, forget it and the story
Oh, it's way too late. I wouldn't build tennis coach with an ice skating rink a swimming pool
And a smorgasbord of gourmet insects freeze-dried and flown in daily co-winner
Oh, he's right all that stuff is right over there Olli turned our heads earlier we would have seen it
You were right about staying here, I mean this place is everything just look at this path, it's well manicured
It's got relaxing piped in music. It's even got Yanni. Best of all you don't even have time for bugs. You're just
Presto a tasty, morsel of Insecta - it appears at your fingertips if someone call for
Freeze-dried gourmet boys from Copenhagen. I want to say told on the sound buds from Jersey a
Problem pal, there's bound to be some jersey ground bugs hidden around here somewhere. Oh, no, no only freeze-dried Cowboys
I try and this pad doesn't any great shakes either come on out in the real world. The path is just go
Kinda like you look fats. We can't go any further
Pumbaa we are animals. And so what if we're trapped we'll never run out of things to do. Oh
It's the neverending book of things to do at the animal sanctuary. It's chock-full of downright honest
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Suspicious Note Left For "Dr. Ford" In Senate Hearing Room — Here's What It Said - Duration: 3:10.Ahead of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford's testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday,
a suspicious note was left for the liberal professor in the hearing room.
Here's what the handwritten message said.
According to the New York Post, a mysterious, handwritten "good luck" note was left
for Christine Blasey Ford in the Senate Judiciary Committee's hearing room ahead of her Thursday
testimony.
"Good luck, Dr. Ford," read the note left Wednesday on the witness table where Ford
testified about her allegations of being sexually assaulted by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh
in the 1980s.
Just hours until one of the most anticipated Senate hearings in decades, someone has left
a message for Christine Blasey Ford.
It's unknown who left a note that says, "Good luck, Dr. Ford," on the witness
table where the California professor will testify about accusations of sexual assault
against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh — who is also set to testify on Thursday.
A Roll Call photographer, checking out lighting and angles ahead of Thursday's 10 a.m. hearing,
noticed the notepad in the Senate Judiciary Committee's hearing room on Capitol Hill.
[Source: Roll Call] An aide initially told ABC News that committee
Chairman Chuck Grassley left the note — penned on Senate stationery — but his staffers
later said that was not true.
Indeed, it seems far more likely that the note was penned by one of the Democratic members,
as if to say, "Good luck, Dr. Ford.
You are our last hope at stopping the confirmation of President Donald Trump's Supreme Court
pick."
And, after all, that is what this has been about from the very beginning.
It has never been about getting to the truth.
It has always been about stopping Kavanaugh by any means necessary.
The Democrats knew Ford's story was impossible to prove from the getgo.
That's why Sen. Diane Feinstein held onto the professor's letter for six weeks before
making her accusations public on the eve of Kavanaugh's confirmation.
Feinstein had ample opportunity to confront Kavanaugh before then — the judge had participated
in 65 different meetings with Senators and sat for hours and hours of testimony, but
Feinstein never brought up Ford's allegations during any of those opportunities to address
them.
Yes, this has always been about stopping Kavanaugh's confirmation.
It was a political charade from the very beginning.
Without legitimate means of thwarting President Trump's Supreme Court pick, the Democrats
unleashed sexual assault claims they had held onto for weeks prior.
That, in and of itsef, is enough to prove that this is no more than political theatre.
Furthermore, the note left for Christine Blasey Ford in the Senate is a perfect example of
the difference in the way she has been treated, versus the way Judge Kavanaugh has been treated.
Was there a similar note wishing Kavanaugh "good luck" with his testimony?
Of course not.
There should have been, though.
After all, Kavanaugh is the one who stands to lose everything in this debacle.
Not Ford.
She has an army of people behind her who believe her story — even without a shred of evidence
— and who have crowd-funded hundreds of thousands of dollars for her "cause" — whatever
that is.
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Barcelona vs Athletic Bilbao live score and goal updates - latest here - Daily News - Duration: 10:28.Barcelona are behind to Athletic Bilbao at the Nou Camp. The hosts have been well below-par and trail after Oscar De Marcos slid in to score from Susaeta's cross
Barca will be looking to bounce back from their shock midweek defeat to Leganes
Ernesto Valverde's men lost their unbeaten record as they were stunned 2-1. Luis Suarez and Jordi Alba come straight back in for Barca in this one but Lionel Messi is on the bench
The action gets underway at the Nou Camp at 3:15pm (BST). Follow the encounter as it happens below
TEAMS Barcelona: Ter Stegen; Semedo, Pique, Lenglet, Alba; Vidal, Rakitic, Sergi Roberto; Coutinho, Suárez, Dembélé
Athletic Bilbao: Unai Simón, De Marcos, Yeray, Íñigo Martínez, Balenziaga; Dani García, Beñat, Raúl García; Susaeta, Yuri, Williams
Key EventsBarca behind!16:0016:2955 minsminute by minute Messi is brought on in place of Vidal
The home crowd approve of that change.16:2753 minsminute by minute Simon is put under pressure with the ball at his feet and scuffs a pass straight to Suarez on Barcelona's right
Suarez surges forward with the ball, but gets the final pass completely wrong. Athletic get away with it
16:2551 minsminute by minute Roberto seems to be carrying a slight injury and is replaced by Busquets
16:2348 minsminute by minute Alvarez goes into the book for a foul just outside the Athletic box
16:2248 minsminute by minute Pique plays an absolute beauty of a pass from the halfway line to Coutinho as he makes a run behind the Athletic defence
The Brazilian controls it well first time, before the ball gets cleared.16:1946 minsminute by minute Barcelona get the second half started
16:13 Athletic Bilbao will be delighted with that first half. Their only negative will be that they didn't score more
Williams has been a constant threat with his runs in behind and Barcelona have really struggled to pick up Raul Garcia
Valverde may look to make changes very early in the second half, with Messi and Busquets both likely to come on
Busquets' incisive passing and shielding of the defence has been sorely missed this afternoon
16:06 Athletic Bilbao hold a well-deserved 1-0 lead at the break. The visitors could easily have gone ahead before De Marcos' goal, and are having a lot of success with their high press as Barcelona try to pass out from the back
Valverde's side have had far more possession, but they have struggled to do much with the ball
Barcelona are missing Messi's creativity.16:0345+1 minsminute by minute HALF-TIME: BARCELONA 0-1 ATHLETIC BILBAO16:0245 minsminute by minute There will be one added minute at the end of the half
16:0043 minsminute by minute Coutinho gets a free header from Barcelona's first meaningful attack after the goal
The Brazilian's effort is tame, though, and Simon easily saves.16:00KEY EVENTBarca behind! That has been coming! Barca haven't been at it so far and they trail again
Susaeta's cross finds De Marcos in the middle and he makes no mistake. Barca need to pick it up!15:5941 minsminute by minute GOAAAL! DE MARCOS GIVES ATHLETIC BILBAO A 1-0 LEAD! De Marcos is left completely unmarked at the back post and pokes home the cross
Alba was completely unaware of the right-back's late run.15:5941 minsminute by minute Susaeta was given an absolute age out on Athletic's left
He had time to eye up a cross from the corner of the box and delivered a near-perfect cross to De Marcos at the far post
15:5739 minsminute by minute Athletic play an optimistic aerial ball into the Barcelona box and are given a corner
The home fans disagree with the decision.15:5537 minsminute by minute Suarez forces a sharp near post save from Simon after a well-timed pass from Dembele
The Uruguayan knocked it towards goal with his first touch, but was at a difficult angle and forcing a corner was the best he could do
15:5415:5335 minsminute by minute As Athletic try to retain possession, Alvarez is given a bouncing pass that he scuffs high in the air
It ends up back with the Barcelona midfield and the hosts try to construct an attack
15:5033 minsminute by minute Athletic get Ter Stegen in trouble on his own goal line with their high press
Williams chases Barcelona's goalkeeper down, forcing him to turn and play a very risky pass inside his own box
15:4831 minsminute by minute Barcelona looked to have found a bit of space between Athletic's midfield and defence, but Nolaskoain broke the attack up with a hard foul on Suarez as he tried to turn
15:4629 minsminute by minute A sublime bit of control from Dembele out on the right is wasted when he tries a one-two
Suarez horribly overhit the pass and it went out for a goal kick.15:4428 minsminute by minute Athletic continue to press very high whenever Ter Stegen gets the ball
This time they forced the German into a poor pass, which ended up at the feet of Benat
Nothing came from the attack.15:4326 minsminute by minute Superb save from Simon! Vidal played in Suarez, who was completely open behind the Athletic defence and about 14 yards from goal
Suarez spun as he hit a low, left-footed shot, but Simon got a foot to the ball to keep it out
15:4123 minsminute by minute Nolaskoain comes on in place of Inigo Martinez, who was struggling with a thigh problem
15:3821 minsminute by minute Athletic have had just 40% possession in the opening 21 minutes, but look by far the more likely team to score
15:3619 minsminute by minute Dembele wriggles away from a couple of Athletic midfielders and plays Alba in on the left flank
His cross does not make it past the first man.15:3417 minsminute by minute Athletic get in behind Barcelona's defence again
Williams is causing all sorts of problems. This time, Ter Stegen comes out to him, and Williams takes it round the goalkeeper
He's forced wide, though, and dribbles it out of play.15:3215 minsminute by minute After a delay for wrestling in the box, Athletic finally take the corner, which Barcelona clear easily
The visitors are having a prolonged spell of pressure.15:3115:3013 minsminute by minute Raul Garcia is given an age outside the Barcelona box and unleashes a ferocious shot from about 25 yards
Ter Stegen tips it over the bar.
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everything you will find on the internet is in here part 1 - Duration: 10:03.
ok, what do we have here?
umm, this is so bad
*waits*
*hovers finger over the dislike button*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hi
help this guy get a better place to place his phone
oof
he keeps saying that
this time he said in the most romantic way
what was that? 0_0
oof his phone
hahhaha
self- promoting eh
oh hell no.
ew his armpits
does he wear deodorant?
stapp lifting up your armpits
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Timon & Pumbaa Let's Serengeti Out of Here Part 3 - Blue Goat - Duration: 3:49.PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, SUBCRIBE video! Thanks you very much!
And I want to stay
And I want to stay times infinity plus one I wanna leave times infinity blush
Pumbaa there's no such number and we're staying until I've done everything in a never-ending book of things to do and that's final
Well now I've done everything not only have I done everything I've done everything five hundred times
I'm sick of doing everything. I want to go back there doing nothing
These are crying out loud. Let's get out of here already
Yes
Out of here too hey
You a great plan. Yeah, it's a really really great white plan
I've been working out of a 28 years and its really great. Well, what is it?
we
tunnel out
That's it. We turn allows 28 years and you come up with we tunnel out you buy that's the most ridiculous
Hey, I know we could pull out. Oh
What about mr. Happy? He'll try to stop us. What?
Mr. Happy will try to stop us Oh, maybe we can cleverly distract him mad. I won't work
What we really need is some clever way to distract him great
Way out while he's busy and then we dig our way out while he's busy
Funkytown can't wait. Oh, hey, my buddy. Timon is the smartest
Thank You arias happy dog
Hole in the fence, as did all the other animals great
Everything's going exactly as planned
Oh
We see. Oh
I thought we'd never get out of there. You set it now. What a relief
Gee, I wonder whatever happened to mr. Happy that move sheesh. Who cares
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Here we go again... // Zaczynamy jeszcze raz... - Onkostory 1 - [ENG SUB] - Duration: 5:37.Hi, I'm Tom, and I have a recurrence of malignant medullary Cancer.
So, what?
Seriously, it's not a TV drama to cause a sensation and play on the emotions of the viewers,
'cause, why for?
To get half the internet to show how much they feel for me and give me their condolences as if I'm already dead?
F**k no...
Cancer diagnosis is not the end of the world and from what I remember, I only started really living after my first surgery.
In fact, I have been classed as disabled because of the lack of sensation in one side of my throat.
Realistically, I should be mute...
Yes, it's me, the one who screams
or tries to sing,
and you know what ? I f****n love to do it.
What's more - with my 'wonderful' body, I'm also an amateur combat sportsman,
not ashamed, and proud to wear the colours of my club, even though I was defeated not once,
lying about my medical examinations just to let me fight.
I could have excuses, but what for?
To fart into the couch and vegetate ?
No, I don't think so, because it's not the life I can afford to live.
I am after three surgeries and one radiotherapy already,
and every time I have heard
"we will cut it out of you and you will be at peace",
f**k, yeah right.
Guess what I hear this time?
Of course, the same.
"We'll cut this, we'll cut that, you'll lay down for a bit and rest and it'll be fine".
Hell no, I''ve had enough of believing in those fairy tales
'cause I could also believe in unicorns, Santa Claus and all kinds of stuff but that's not the case here.
I have tried to heal myself as much as I could, because, we agree
- the average 'Joe' with an average salary of 1,500PLN is not able to invest in alternative treatment,
private doctors or even second opinions of the results.
This money machine is one of the worst products of human anaesthesia,
and yet, here I am.
I don't know if anybody has done this before,
but starting today, I will share on this channel various aspects of everyday life,
all of them including methods I have used and will use to show that
cancer can be beaten and that is what I am going to do.
I have won 4 fights so far and it's time to win the war once and for all.
I am going to fight, not on one battlefield,
and something more - I intend to swipe the head around the ass of this smouldering 'thing'.
Not the operations, that I will leave as a last resort,
but approaches on psychological and psychical sides.
On a regular basis I will share materials in which you will see how I literally 'live' show you
that the judgements are at court and not at doctors.
You can beat cancer with enough willingness for a life
that everyone can influence.
I am not a psychologist,
I am not a specialist,
(unless in being a stubborn donkey)
I am not a motivational speaker,
and I am not a f*****g 'coach' who knows life from textbooks
and tries to instil pseudo wisdom in people...
I am just like you.
I won't pretend to be someone I am not,
and if I feel the need to curse I will - just like you.
I do not have super powers,
I do not have supernatural abilities that will cure me,
I have the same as you have - the will to live.
I'm aware that 95% of people who watch my channel might not have experienced this problem.
You may be 15, 20 or even 50 years of age
and you still may not been touched by this thing, but one day you might be in a moment
(something I do not wish on anyone)
where somebody you know will face it,
whether it be cancer or some other disease, which is possible in current statistics,
but it is worth knowing how a person can think,
what motivates them and how someone might want to be helped.
For this situation, it is worth knowing that he or she is in their own head
and that's something nobody will tell you, especially the affected people.
Still, all people are different.
Not everything I say here can be applied to every case,
but I hope it at least opens you to a worldview of a different way of thinking,
because I know from my own experience, our colleagues, our oncology friends think in only ways we understand,
which is what I found about myself.
I hope this channel and my words
will help at least one person - who might need it in the moment
and for me, I can call all my work here a success.
I believe that sometime soon, one of you will be able to tell that person in need:
"do not break down, I saw a guy on the internet literally beat cancer live on stream",
because it is possible and I intend to prove that.
I do not care about fate or destiny, in which I don't believe.
I do not care about coincidences, bigger and lesser evil,
and all this hopelessness that they feed us everyday.
I live today- that matters to me.
I will live tomorrow one way or another because I want to.
Old polish proverb: "Faith makes miracles", it's very appropriate here,
just remember that you need to believe in yourself first,
and I hope that I can help you with that if you cannot do it by yourself.
And so, the goal is simple:
Defeat cancer finally and win life.
Seems difficult?
Ha...
Hold my beer... or protein shake...
and watch me. Bye.
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L.A. Phil and CicLAvia join forces for Celebrate LA! Here's a guide to Sunday's citywide performance - Duration: 10:15.The Los Angeles Philharmonic, with a little help from the car-free-streets initiative CicLAvia, is throwing the mother of all bashes to celebrate the launch of the orchestra's 100th season, and guess what? We are all invited
What follows is a hub-by-hub rundown of what's happening on each of six area stages on Sunday as part of this massive street festival they're calling "Celebrate LA! LA Phil 100 x CicLAvia
" Advertisement Grand Ave Hub (Grand Avenue between 1st and 3rd streets) 111 S
Grand Ave., downtown L.A. MAIN STAGE 8:30 a.m. Kickoff With Los Angeles Philharmonic Brass, Youth Orchestra Los Angeles (YOLA) and the Centennial High School Marching Band 9:45-10:30 a
m. Yoga with Cristina Fernandez and Maestro Aloke Dasgupta Yoga with Indian sitar music 11-11:30 a
m. Members of the Los Angeles Philharmonic 12-12:40 p.m. Las Cafeteras Veracruz-style son jarocho music 1:10-1:40 p
m. The Calder Quartet Classical music for strings 1:40-2:20 p.m. Phoebe Bridgers L
A.-based indie singer-songwriter Advertisement 2:50-3:35 p.m. Poncho Sanchez Grammy-winning Latin jazz artist, bandleader and conguero 4-4:15 p
m. Jason White & Co. Gospel music 4:15-5 p.m. DaM-FunK DJ set 6-7:30 p
m. Pink Martini Old-school jazz and pop 7:30-8:30 p.m. WDCH Dreams Multimedia artist Refik Anadol projects live 3-D images onto the exterior of Walt Disney Concert Hall Student musicians from Gustavo Dudamel's Youth Orchestra Los Angeles will perform at the Grand Avenue stage and at other locations throughout Sunday as part of Celebrate LA! (Kirk McKoy / Los Angeles Times) DANCE STAGE 10:30-11 a
m. Bollywood Step Dance with Yogen Indian dance 11:30 a.m.-noon Cleary Irish Dance Traditional Irish dance 12:40-1:10 p
m. Kayamanan Ng Lahi Philippine Folk Arts Traditional Filipino dance 2:20-2:50 p
m. Versa-Style Dance Company Break dancing and hip-hop 3:35-4 p.m. Halau Hula Keali'i O Nalani Dancers Traditional Hawaiian dance 5:15-6 p
m. Lula Washington Dance Theatre L.A.-based contemporary dance company Lula Washington Dance Theatre will also take part in the festivities in downtown L
A. (Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times) MacArthur Park Hub (Levitt Pavilion Los Angeles; Park View between Wilshire and 6th, inside Park) 2401 Wilshire Blvd
, L.A. MAIN STAGE 9:40-10:10 a.m. Taikoproject Japanese drum ensemble 10:45-11:15 a
m. Chloe Arnold's Syncopated Ladies Female tap dance troupe 11:45 a.m.-12:20 a
m. Alfredo Rodriguez Cuban jazz pianist 12:20-12:45 p.m. USC Trojan Marching Band 12:50-1:30 p
m. YOLA with members of the Los Angeles Philharmonic 2-2:30 p.m. Convite Oaxaqueño Traditional music of Oaxaca, Mexico 3-3:45 p
m. Ozomatli Veteran L.A. band mixes rock, Latin, urban, hip-hop and world music Local heroes Ozomatli will rock the Levitt Pavilion stage in MacArthur Park on Sunday
(Matt Roberts / Getty Images) Koreatown Hub (Wilshire between Western and Serrano) 3731 Wilshire Blvd
, L.A. MAIN STAGE 9:30-10:10 a.m. Los Angeles Electric 8 Chamber music played on electric guitars 10:45-11:15 a
m. Members of the L.A. Phil 11:45-12:15 p.m. Korean Classical Music and Dance Company 12:45-1:15 p
m. Georgia Anne Muldrow Vocalist blends hip-hop, soul and jazz 1:45-2:30 p.m
Dustbowl Revival Roots rockers from Venice 3-3:45 p.m. Dengue Fever Cambodian American pop, surf rock and psychedelia Dengue Fever, the Cambodian American band fronted by Chhom Nimol, will perform in Koreatown
(Lauren Dukoff) OXFORD STAGE 11:15-11:45 a.m., 1:15-1:45 p.m. Hwarang Youth Drumming Group 12:15-12:45 p
m., 2:30-3 p.m. Infinite Flow Socially-conscious dance company for those with disabilities Melrose Hub (Melrose at Windsor) 5555 Melrose Ave
, L.A. 9:30-10 a.m., 11-11:30 a.m., 12:30-1 p.m., 2-2:30 p.m. Leon Mobley and the Djembe West African Drummers and Dancers 10:15-10:45 a
m., 11:45 a.m.-12:15 p.m., 1:15-1:45 p.m. Las Colibrí All-female mariachi group 2:30-3:30 p
m. YOLA & Harmony Project Hollywood Hub (Vine between Hollywood and Yucca) 1750 Vine St
, Hollywood MAIN STAGE 10-10:45 a.m. Mehdi Bagheri & Daneshvar Family Ensemble Traditional Persian music 11:15-11:45 a
m. Rivers Cuomo The Weezer frontman performs with members of the L.A. Phil 12:15-1 p
m. Jeff Goldblum and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra The "Jurassic Park" actor and pianist performs with his jazz band 1:30-2:30 p
m. Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra with Wynton Marsalis The trumpeter leads his acclaimed ensemble 3-3:45 p
m. Ricardo Lemvo & Makina Loca Afro-Cuban music Jazz trumpeter and bandleader Wynton Marsalis brings his Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra to the stage in Hollywood
(Fabrice Coffrini / AP) Hollywood Bowl Hub (off the 101 Freeway at Highland Avenue) 2301 N
Highland Ave., Hollywood KAGAN PATIO STAGE 10-10:45 a.m., 12-12:45 p.m. Members of the Hollywood Bowl Orchestra 11-11:45 a
m., 1-1:45 p.m. YOLA
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