I'm Caleb!
I'm Will!
Caleb: Hi guys
Will: God help us
Caleb: God has fursaken us, William. Welcome back! Ah-well, welcome to Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind!
Are you proud of yourself, Accolade?
Are you truly proud of yourself fur this 19-
Will: Evidently, they're remaking it.
Caleb: And it's a Bubsy Twofur as you can see in the bars on the side!
Will: At least they were kind enough- well, it wasn't even Accolade, it was, uh-
Will: At least they were kind enough- well, it wasn't even Accolade, it was, uh- Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: What could pawsibly go wrong? Will: The people who, uh...
Will: ...did the emulator.
Caleb: Yeah Will: Gave us the...
...very...
...adequate...
...sidebars.
Caleb: Yep. Alright, so, welcome to Bro Bits.
Egh pheh
The show where we're playing...
The show where we're playing... Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
The show where we're playing... Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Will: Cheesewheels of doom.
Caleb: What could pawsibly go wrong? Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Will: Cheesewheels of doom.
Caleb: And, um... We actually started to play Bubsy...
Will: On a broken DreamCast Emulator
Caleb: On a broken DreamCast Emulator, gosh, like...
Will: Furefur ago. Caleb: A year ago?
Will: Yeah. Caleb: A year ago?
Will: It didn't work out. Caleb: It was furefur ago.
Caleb: We just wanted to play it because we knew Bubsy was terrible, but that DreamCast Emulator was so broken...
...we just couldn't get it to work properly. Like, there was no timer, no lives-
Will: This is faster than walking up the hill, by the way. Caleb: Oh.
Will: This is faster than walking up the hill, by the way.
Will: This is faster than walking up the hill, by the way. Caleb: By the way...
Caleb: By the way, he started out with nine lives!
Caleb: By the way, he started out with nine lives! Will: lol
Caleb: 'cause he's a cat.
Caleb: But he got an extra life, so... Will: Yeah.
Caleb: And he's getting yarn! Will: Yeah, so I ruined that.
Caleb: From the whoolies! Will: Uhhhghghghh...
Caleb: Get it?
Will: YOU GET IT?! IT'S FUNNY.
Caleb: Is it my turn, or you wanna-
Caleb: Is it my turn, or you wanna- Will: HA! No~
Caleb: Alright, just go and cry- Will: No, this is all mine, Caleb!
Caleb: Yeah, it's just William playing this playthrough. I think we agreed on that, right?
Will: Yeaah, 'cause you get to play Crash 3.
Caleb: Hahaha! Yes~!
Caleb: Hahaha! Yes~! Will: Wait a minute.
Will: It's MY birthday.
Caleb: Yeah, you know what? Heheheheheh
Caleb: You're right.
Will: Maybe I get to play Crash 3, too.
Caleb: You do whatefur you want, man.
Caleb: Heheheheh! Will: I'm not gonna make you play this.
Caleb: Hahahaha! Will: I bought this, I sent the picture to him-
Caleb: YEAH. Will: I bought this, I sent the picture to him-
Caleb: You paid the two dollars fur this, William!
Caleb: Now- Will: I told you, they GAVE me two dollars.
Caleb: Now lay in your bed that you've made! Will: I told you, they GAVE me two dollars.
Caleb: Heheh~
Caleb: They gave you two dollars fur it? xD
Caleb: This is on Steam, by the way. You see on the side-
Will: It's normally six bucks!
Caleb: HAHAHA!
Caleb: Steam Summer Sale. Will: Steam Summer Sale.
Caleb: Oh my God.
Caleb: You see on the side-
Will: AH. There's an enemy IN the waterfall. How am I suppawsed to see that?!
Caleb: You see on the side-
Caleb: You see on the side- Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: Ugh. Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: You see on the side. It says "Bubsy Twofur." That's because this game...
...$2 on the Steam Summer Sale, $6 regular...
...includes the furst Bubsy game and the second Bubsy game. Thank God it doesn't include-
...the third Bubsy game, what?!
Will: I think I'm glitching through it all.
Caleb: Oh. Will: I think I'm glitching through it all.
Caleb: Okay- Will: Ah.
Caleb: Pahhhhhh (laughter?) Will: Your dreams have been shattered.
Caleb: WHAT COULD PAWSIB-
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: WHAT COULD PAWSIBLY GO WRONG?!
Caleb: AND THEN HE LOOKS TO- like, loo- What's that psychopathic look on his face?! Did you see that?
Will: Oh, no. He knows.
Caleb: He knows- He knows who he is.
Look at 'im. He doesn't even look like he's smiling. He looks like he's in pain.
Caleb: (Inaudible laugher), gracious. Will: The trolley got me.
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: I'm gonna wait until you game ofur, and then I'll jump in.
Caleb: (chuckling) Will: I can't.
Will: THERE'S NINE LIVES.
Caleb: Hahaha!
Will: From the get-go! Caleb: There are six now!
Caleb: Haha! You had ten!
Will: I know.
Caleb: I think you can game ofur if you want.
Caleb: MRUaAHGH
Caleb: So that sound does note necessarily mean you died, that sound just means that he's in trouble...
...whether or not you're actually in trouble or not, and you can glide fur some reason.
I didn't know bobcats could glide.
Will: Totally.
Caleb: I love how you just- What is going on?! Ha! I love that-
Will: I- Oooh. Aww, it hit me.
Caleb: He's just got his arms onto his side, like y-
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: SHUT UP, BUBSY.
Will: I just- I make it a goal to die as many times as pawsible so that way you can hear this phrase...
Caleb: I wonder who voiced him in this game? Will: I just- I make it a goal to die as many times as pawsible so that way you can hear this phrase.. .
Will: I just- I make it a goal to die as many times as pawsible so that way you can hear this phrase...
Will: ... OFUR and OFUR and OF-
Caleb: Fur those of you-
Caleb: (awkward laugh)
Caleb: Fur those of you- Will: I hate efurything.
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: Fur those of you who don't know, Bubsy Bobcat was a poor attempt by Accolade...
...to get in on the "mascot-genre" of videogames. Basically-
Will: And, uh, well, the "platfurmer mascot," basically.
Caleb: Yeah, I mean, that's what I said, the "mascot-genre" of videogames, but yes.
Will: More specifically, platfurmer.
Caleb: Platfurming, ye-yeah, I agree.
Will: TEHHHHH (weird laughter) I hit an enemy! xD
Caleb: Ah, geez. 'cause-
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Will: How can I not game oveeeerr ;-;
Caleb: Just let me die!
Caleb: You're so close, William, haha!
Just get the game ofur. Uh, so like, Sonic had just- Sonic was already out, Mario was already out and-
Caleb: Woooooaaaahkay. Will: Ah, no. Stop. Stop.
Caleb: That does not need to happen efur again.
Will: My eyes. Caleb: So, Accolade wanted to attempt to throw-
Caleb: So, Accolade wanted to attempt to throw-
Will: I missed the checkpoint. Caleb: So, Accolade wanted to attempt to throw-
Will: What the?
Caleb: And now, you're- NOW YOU'RE SHADOW BUBSY.
Caleb: (Shadow Bubsy noises)
Will: The music changed! Caleb: (Shadow Bubsy noises)
Caleb: (Shadow Bubsy noises)
Will: Am I, like, invincible or something?
Caleb: I dont... think so...
Caleb: WHAT DID THAT CHANGE?
Caleb: Why are you Shadow Bubsy?!
Caleb: Is that a downgrade powerup?!
Will: I made it! Caleb: Is that a downgrade powerup?!
Caleb: Grab that yarn. Grab the yarn!
Will: Why should I?
Caleb: Grab the yarn, you fool!
Will: Why should I?
Caleb: Look how cocky he is.
Caleb: Yeeaah! Will: Hot doog!
Caleb: Oh, so they had a cartoon pilot fur this. Don't bother looking it up...
... It's amazing. But just know that Rob Paulsen voiced Bubsy in the pilot cartoon, AKA-
Bubsy: Did I mention I don't like heights?
Caleb: (sighs) Will: I had no idea.
Caleb: AKA the voice of Yakko
Will: Oh, that's the same. Caleb: AKA the voice of Yakko
Caleb: AKA the voice of Yakko
Caleb: Yeah, of Yakko from Animaniacs, as well as a TON of other characters, I mean, Rob Paulsen has...
...has a list like three miles wide, uh, three miles long of like, characters he voiced.
Will: Pfft, three miles wide?
Caleb: Yeah, wide, too.
Will: Oh, my~
Caleb: But, uh, heheheheh
Will: G'night efurybody! Caleb: But, unfurtunately-
Caleb: Heheh!
Caleb: Mmmmmwah!
Caleb: G'night efurybody!
Caleb: Unfurtunately, this is one of them, and I don't know if there was like-
Bubsy: Did I mention I don't like heights?
Will: Shut up. Caleb: Shut up.
Caleb: I don't know if he also DI(laugh)ID the game,
but he- when asked in interviews, like, his like biggest regret in voice acting, you know...
...he always refurs to Bubsy. He always refurs to that pilot when he talks about regrets. That thing didn't even become...
...a cartoon show. It basically means nothing on his name, and he's still embarrassed about it.
Will: I don't know if they even went to the trouble of crediting him.
Caleb: Not gonna lie, the cartoon show was- the cartoon pilot was very poorly made, but I actually really enjoyed...
Caleb or Will: (awkward laughter)
Bubsy: Did I mention I don't like heights?
Caleb: Did I menfghrne egheights Bubsy: Did I mention I don't like heights?
Caleb: I actually REALLY like the character of Bubsy. I actually, not gonna lie, REALLY enjoyed Bubsy's character.
Will: It's a cat in your pudding.
Caleb: It's funny 'cause it's annoying, but I like that.
I don't know why I like that.
Caleb: I think that- Will: Well, you do come from a generation of Animaniacs and Tiny Toons.
Caleb: Yeah, I mean, and true, like, I guess that might be part of it. And also Rob Paulsen,
Caleb: I'm a little biased because of that, but also-
Will: If I can make it this entire time without Game Ofuring, will you not have to play this?
Caleb: I don't know... Will: If I can make it this entire time without Game Ofuring, will you not have to play this?
Caleb: I grew up- I- Will: You're playing the sequel.
Caleb: (laughs) I... Oh, no. (laughs)
Caleb: I- I grew~ Will: Oh, come on, man.
Caleb: Come on, there's no need to detangle me like that.
Will: Did I just-? Caleb: Come on, there's no need to detangle me like that.
Caleb: WHOOO!
Will: I did it!
Caleb: You beat the level! Will: I did it!
Caleb: Yeeeaaah! Good job, William! High-five.
Caleb: High-five.
Will: Uh uh.
Caleb: High-five.
Caleb: H-High-
Caleb: Alright, that was the quietest high-five.
Will and Caleb: (muttering)(awkward laugh)
(High-five)
Will and Caleb: (laughs)
Will: Golf high-fives.
Caleb: Hahaha! Oh...
Bubsy: More like "A Bridge Too Short."
Will: Really?
Caleb: Instead of "A Bridge Too Fur?"
Caleb: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Caleb: That makes no sense, haha!
Will: This game was like fureshadowing fur what furries...
Caleb: (laughs) Yeeees? Will: Furefur considered the worst thing efur.
Caleb: Go on~ (laughs)
Caleb: I have seen female versions of Bubsy on the internet.
Will: Hmm. Rule 30-whatefur.
Caleb: Rule 34...32? Whatefur it is.
Will: Ah-Ah! Caleb: Rule 34...32? Whatefur it is.
Caleb: Arrrghhh
Will: That one did-
Caleb: MARCO POLRPRGHRPGFHGRGF Will: That one did-
Bubsy: More like "A Bridge Too Short."
Caleb: (sarcastic/maniacal laughter)
Caleb: How long have we gone for? GOD. We haven't even gone a full episode's worth!
Will: I know. And I keep beating the levels, I'm sorry.
Caleb: (awkward laughter)
Caleb: Don't worry. It'll all be ofur soon.
Will: Thank God.
Caleb: No pain now, only dreams.
Will: Slowchoke, go! End me (laughs)
Will: Please! Caleb: End our- end our misery.
Caleb: Can't wake up. We can't- oh, I can't even think of the words of that! Ugh.
Will: Is it Game Ofur?
Caleb: WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP IN-
Will: Yesss! Caleb: Oh, wow. It actually don't do the zero-life thing.
Will: I'm okay with this.
Will: Oh, it's one of those games!
Caleb: Oh. Okay.
Caleb: (laughs) Will: Here you go, Caleb.
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Will: You get to play for the next two minutes.
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: It's... Caleb's turn... heck yeah.
Will: I'm gonna speedrun this game.
Caleb: Is that what you're gonna do?
Will: (holding in laughter) I DON'T-
Will: frtfrtghtrfgufrg- KNOW.
Caleb: (laughs) How do you-
Caleb: Wait.
Will: You glide, with like, Y.
Caleb: Okay-
Will: Jump with B or A, and glide with X or Y.
Caleb: But... Okay.
Caleb: All right, I didn't understand, but... whatefur. I think I got it now
Caleb: It's got just such weird- and I- William actually did really well gliding. He didn't show you.
Will: Oh, no. I was trying to get as much of the level offscreen as pawsible.
Caleb: WHEE! Oh, I messed up. Will: Oh, no. I was trying to get as much of the level offscreen as pawsible.
Will: Do you wanna try to get fall damage? 'Cause now's a great ti-
Caleb: I'm gonna- I'm gonna try to die via fall damage. Will: Do you wanna try to get fall damage? 'Cause now's a great ti-
Caleb: Although, uh, geez. Will: No, that wasn't the way to do it.
Caleb: Yeah, I'm doing too good right now, hold on. (laughs)
Will: No, you got to, like, uh...
Caleb: Hold on.
Caleb: I wanna survive if I can, but I also-
Will: I know the perfect place to-
Caleb: WAAHEEEWW Will: I know the perfect place to-
Will: Alright! Now, don't glide!
Will: What?! Caleb: Wow.
Caleb: I'm surprised I survived that. (laughs)
Will: There's-
Caleb: 'Cause here's the thing, kids! Boys and girls of all ages!
Caleb: Bubsy is a 2D platfurmer
Caleb: That you can di- Aww, I thought that was like-
Will: Death by gumballs. That is not a checkpoint.
Caleb: Yeah, I though it was a checkpoint.
Will: What is that animation when he kills enemies?
Caleb: I just wanna die.
Will: What the- you've got two one-ups. Caleb: (laughs) I can't even die! I got a two-life!
Caleb: What- what is this? Ow.
Will: THAT KILLED YOU?!
Caleb: NOOOOOO Will: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: What could pawsibly go wrong? Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong?
Caleb: And then he does that weird eye thing!
Caleb: Why does he do that eye thing?! Show the eye thing!
Caleb: Show it right now!
Caleb: Why is he doing that?
Will: Just fall. What?!
Caleb: I don't know.
Will: Alright, now- now jump off.
Caleb: Okay, wait.
Will: End Bubsy. Caleb: Wait wait wait. This is how we end the episode~! xD
Will: All the way to the top?
Caleb: WHAT COULD PAWSIBLY GO WRONG?! Will: All the way to the top?
Will and Caleb: Wheeeeeeee~
Caleb: Yep. Will: (claps)
Will and Caleb: (laughs)
Caleb: That was-
Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: That was-
Will: Oh, next time, Bubsy 2. Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: That was-
Will: Oh, next time, Bubsy 2. Bubsy: What could pawsibly go wrong? Caleb: SHUT UP
Caleb: Alright. We're playing Bubsy 2.
Will: Bye guys!
Caleb: Bye guys.
Caleb: Yeeeaaah!
Will: You're having too much fun.
Caleb: I'm having more fun that I'd like to admit. Alright, fun's over. (laughs)
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