Hello my boys and
Welcome to the woman appreciation corner where we celebrate women
I mean have you seen one
Like,
Look at this one here
Absolutely perfection
Praise the Lord
Now have you ever had a mental illness thing where you wanna die
but not really so you just fantasize passive suicidal ideation stuff
and then you see a woman fight in a show and you think:
¨I wouldn't mind her killing me¨
Well this video will bring forth some great women who can kill you without actually killing you
Giving you the beautiful chance to fight back that
chemically messed up brain of yours
Y'all hoping for some hot sexy dominatrix stuff, unfortunately came to the wrong corner
The woman exploitation corner is down there
Now to actually begin, in no particular order:
Here are 8 women that you want to get metaphorically killed by
Number 1: Urbosa from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
As a connoisseur of muscles this is a hot diggity dang good option
With a wonderfully defined body
Urbosa would give any depressed artist a close-up of her biceps, triceps
and abdomen before electrocuting the crap out of you
As your life of failed anatomy drawings flashes before you,
you will find peace in knowing that someone out there
knew how to exaggerate proportions
ON A WOMAN NO LESS
Number 2: Makoto Niijima AKA Queen from Persona 5
Your depression hating the government?
Your anxiety hating that you're a product of society?
Fear not as you, a mindless spirit of civilization, get run over by
the motorcycle Pope Joan and her driver Queen
Lying on the ground with broken bones, Queen will happily blow you up
while yelling
You will die happy knowing that this rebel will reform society
Number 3: Widowmaker from Overwatch
Now I know what y'all hoping for; a good close-up of that booty
But y'all seem to forget that this woman is a sniper
Being worked to the bone by a righteous organization
Being important enough to be targeted by one of the world's top assassins
You will see this angel of death
Excuse me I got a dog to let in one second my bros
Let's take that again
You will see this angel of death descending from the sky
Killing you instantly by landing a bullet between your eyes
This is for all y'all who wants an instant death
Number 4: Casca from Berserk
Forever bitter about the passive, defenseless role Casca has gotten
You can imagine Casca in her prime
Excellent in her commanding skills and swordsmanship
You meet the legendary Casca on the battlefield
Both mere mercenaries, protecting a cause
You engaged in a fierce duel
Entranced by her swift movements and relentless eyes
She stabs you in the chest
Falling to the ground you can be content knowing that you did your best
and that you were defeated by the better best
Number 5: Eto from Tokyo Ghoul
Again y'all looking forward by being killed by a naked woman
but please use common sense for once in a while
Ishida Sui doesn't use her nakedness for fan service
Even when she's stripped bare, she is more powerful than you and everyone you know
What's usually a human's most vulnerable form; she still has complete control when she's naked
By the way all these women could kill you when naked
That's not the fun with Eto
Imagine the honor being killed by a monstrosity
To be ripped apart by something so unique as the one-eyed beast
You'll die knowing that there's something much worse than your depression
which is Kaneki's depression
Number 6: Youko Nakajima aka also known as Sekishi from The Twelve Kingdoms
Someone who rose from the dust and
took her kingdom with force and justice
As you fight her you can't help but feel respect for her
Her love for her people and willingness to learn
You feel it's only right that you, someone who took upon the name of evil,
is cut down by her
You die feeling peace
knowing that all the injustice you've experienced will be snuffed out by the
Queen of Kei
Number 7: Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower from Bloodborne
Fighting for your life for no discernible reason, you meet Maria
For some reason you feel a bond to her
She too is full of solemn despair
Your chest tickles as she draws you close
Your body becomes hot as her hands glides off your arm
You two fight
She's quick and graceful
You don't know why you want to get past her but having a meaning was never important to you
Stabbing you through the chest,
she draws your close and whispers into your ear
You are completely in love
As a hunter of the dream you come back again and again
Frustration grows but so does your affection for her
Each time you die you feel comfort
You're not the only one who's depressed
Number 8: Final Pam from Monster Factory
Sick of your existence, you seek out the metric by which the world will be judged
A line of text appears before her.
You lose all feeling and t-pose
Your body half-way clipping into the ground
As you start to clip back and forth realities
you continuously express your gratitude to Final Pam
This is your fate for the rest of eternity
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