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Alto's Adventure Game Unlimited Coin Hack - Duration: 4:17.Today in this Video, we are going to hack Alto's
Alto's Adventure An Android game, downloaded..
in millions on Google Play Store..
Let me show you first number of coins I have..13
I always come up with such Videos..If you like You must subscribe the Channel at end of Video
Open Android Setting..
Open Apps
Open Alto's adventure game.
Clear Cache and Click on Force Stop..
Close the window..
Open Rom ToolBox or Root Browser..Link Below
This is RootBrowser app..Requires rooted phone
Go to "Data>Data>Com...."
Go to "Data>Data>Com.noodlecake.altosadventure"
Open shared_prefs
Open com.noodlecake.altosadventure.xml file
Open with RB Text Editor..
Find coin value and Replace with 6 Digits desired number..eg.999999
Its all fun...by the way..
Click on Save Icon to Save.
Close Application and Open Game..
Now we have...999****
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Jon & Daenerys | First Meeting | EN subs | Clarke | Harington | Game Of Thrones | S07E03 | Best Of | - Duration: 6:39.Missandei: You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen,
rightful heir to the Iron Throne,
rightful Queen of the Andals and the First Men,
Protector of the Seven Kingdoms,
the Mother of Dragons,
the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea,
the Unburnt,
the Breaker of Chains.
This is Jon Snow.
He's King in the North.
Thank you for traveling so far, my lord.
I hope the seas weren't too rough.
The winds were kind, Your Grace.
Apologies, I have a Flea Bottom accent, I know, but Jon Snow is King in the North, Your Grace.
- He's not a lord.
- Forgive me-- Your Grace, this is Ser Davos Seaworth.
Forgive me, Ser Davos.
I never did receive a formal education,
but I could have sworn I read the last King in
the North was Torrhen Stark,
who bent the knee to my ancestor, Aegon Targaryen.
In exchange for his life
and the lives of the Northmen,
Torrhen Stark swore fealty to
House Targaryen in perpetuity.
Or do I have my facts wrong?
I wasn't there, Your Grace.
No, of course not.
But still, an oath is an oath.
And perpetuity means-- what does perpetuity mean, Lord Tyrion?
Forever.
Forever.
So I assume, my lord -
you're here to bend the knee.
I am not.
Oh.
Well, that is unfortunate.
You've traveled all this way to break faith with House Targaryen?
Break faith?
Your father burned my grandfather alive.
He burned my uncle alive.
He would have burned the Seven Kingdoms-- My father was an evil man.
On behalf of House Targaryen
I ask your forgiveness for the crimes
he committed against your family.
And I ask you not to judge a daughter
by the sins of her father.
Our two houses were allies for centuries,
and those were the best centuries
the Seven Kingdoms have ever known.
Centuries of peace and prosperity
with a Targaryen sitting on the Iron Throne
and a Stark
serving as Warden of the North.
I am the last Targaryen, Jon Snow.
Honor the pledge your ancestor made to mine.
Bend the knee
and I will name you Warden of the North.
Together, we will save this country
from those who would destroy it.
You're right.
You're not guilty of your father's crimes.
And I'm not beholden to my ancestor's vows.
Then why are you here?
Because I need your help, and you need mine.
Did you see three dragons flying overhead when you arrived?
I did.
And did you see the Dothraki,
all of whom have sworn to kill for me?
They're hard to miss.
- But still, I need your help?
You and I and Cersei and everyone else, we're
children playing at a game,
screaming that the rules aren't fair.
- You told me you liked this man.
- I do.
In the time since he's met me,
he's refused to call me queen,
he's refused to bow, and
now he's calling me a child.
I believe he's calling all of us children.
Figure of speech.
Your Grace, everyone you know will die
before winter's over if we don't defeat the enemy
to the north.
As far as I can see, you are the enemy to the north.
I am not your enemy.
The dead are the enemy.
The dead?
The Army of the Dead is real.
The white walkers are real.
The Night King is real.
I've seen them.
If they get past the Wall
and we're squabbling amongst ourselves
we're finished.
I was born at Dragonstone.
Not that I can remember it.
We fled before Robert's assassins could find us.
Not that it matters now, of course.
I spent my life in foreign lands.
Do you know what kept me standing
through all those years in exile?
Faith.
Not in any gods.
Not in myths and legends.
In myself.
The world hadn't seen a dragon in centuries
until my children were born.
The Dothraki hadn't crossed the sea.
Any sea.
They did for me.
You don't believe him.
I understand that.
It sounds like nonsense.
But if destiny has brought Daenerys Targaryen
back to our shores,
it has also made Jon Snow King in the North.
You were the first to bring Dothraki to Westeros?
He is the first to make allies of wildlings and Northmen.
He was named Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
He was named King in the North.
Not because of his birthright.
He has no birthright.
He's a damn bastard.
All those hard sons of bitches
chose him as their leader
because they believe in him.
All those things you don't believe in,
he faced those things.
He fought those things for the good of his people.
He risked his life for his people.
He took a knife in the heart for his people.
He gave his own--
You'll be ruling over a graveyard
if we don't defeat the Night King.
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[Stick Fight: The Game] THE CROWN IS MINE!!!! - Duration: 42:59.HI guysssss
Raging Bacon here!
and so I decided to do a random gaming video
of me and my friends
playing this game
well this game is called
Stick Fight:The Game
So if u wanna you can buy it on steam OwO
its only 12 MYR (RM12)
for err other countries
I
I dont know .__.
Yer gonna have to check it out
without further adooo xD
lets find my friends QwQ
Okai :v
I hope you enjoy Q^Q
seeing me and my friends play
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Lord Varys The Spider and his Little birds - Thief to Lord - Game of thrones Prequel History - Duration: 3:13.VARYS: Men called me "the spider" long before I came to Westeros.
As a young thief in Pentos, I seemed to have eight hands,
each dipped into a stranger's pocket.
But the other thieves didn't appreciate my skill,
and they had size and strength that I couldn't match.
When they discovered why,
I was beaten and told that a eunuch boy doesn't belong in the streets
but in the brothels, as any slaver would know.
I managed to escape them,
and took to sleeping in the sewers by day and prowling the rooftops by night,
barely one step ahead of starvation, much less slavery.
Then I met lllyrio Mopatis.
He was a Braavo who lived by his sword,
but his mind was sharper than his blade.
I proposed an arrangement.
I would spy on lesser thieves and steal their takings.
lllyrio would offer help to the thieves' victims,
promising to recover their valuables for a fee.
Soon every honest man knew to come to lllyrio,
whilst the city's cutpurses sought me,
half to sell me what they had stolen,
and the other half to slit my throat.
Sadly for them, lllyrio needed my throat more than he needed theirs.
Most thieves, like most men, are fools,
who think no further than turning a night's plunder into wine.
Luckily, as the other thieves had reminded me,
I was not a man.
Nor were those I hired with the gold we earned.
I chose the smallest orphan boys and girls,
the ones who were as quick and quiet as me
and taught them to climb walls and slip down chimneys.
My little birds left the shiny trinkets for common thieves
and instead stole letters, ledgers and charts.
Secrets are worth far more than silver or sapphires.
Later I taught my little birds to read the letters themselves
and leave them where they lay so no one would know of our intrusion.
lllyrio and I grew so rich that lllyrio wed a princess of Pentos,
whilst whispers of my talents
reached the ears of a very anxious king across the Narrow Sea
who did not trust his son, nor his wife, nor his Hand.
Nor should he have,
as I told him once I arrived and raised more little birds.
They thought it the most amazing game
to discover all the secret tunnels through the Red Keep,
and listen to all the whispered secrets from within the castle walls.
I often wonder what became of my little birds once I left King's Landing.
Most likely they returned to Flea Bottom,
or worse, grew up.
One day I'll hear their song again.
Until then, well, the world never lacks for orphans.
Little birds sing in the west, and little birds sing in the east.
And a Harpy flies into a spider's web.
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8 Games That Were Banned For Unusual Reasons - Duration: 7:45.Every now and again, a game will be banned for reasons that sound particularly bizarre
or incredibly arbitrary.
Reasons that seem to make no sense at all and cause us gamers to collectively scratch
our heads and wonder - who made this stupid decision?
And that's what we're going to discuss today, games that were banned around world for seemingly
very stupid reasons.
Starting with EA Sports MMA for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, which got its release completely
canned in Denmark.
One might think that such a ban is not that weird, when we consider the amount of brutality
that surrounds such sport.
But the Danish didn't have a problem with the men trying to reduce each other into bloody
pulps with their bare hands.
EA Sports MMA had its release cancelled because of a Scandinavian law that prohibits any kind
of marketing for energy drinks.
Since the fighter's trunks are covered in all sorts of ads, including ones for energy
drinks, the law proved to be a headache for the game's developers.
When confronted with this situation, EA had two choices: Alter the game so it featured
ads for local products, thus ruining the product's authenticity, or simply not releasing it in
Denmark and focusing on other markets.
The company eventually chose the latter.
It's important to note that the game wasn't officially banned by the Danish government,
hence, while it's not sold in Denmark, it can be legally purchase via import.
However, a game that had no such luck was Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
for PlayStation 2 and Xbox, which got the boot in the land down under.
Australia have a long history of banning controversial games, but this case remains one of the most
strange, since Marc Ecko got his game banned for promoting illegal graffiti.
The game was initially rated MA 15+, but that decision was appealed by the Attorney General's
Office and the Local Government Association of Queensland.
Eventually, Australia's classification board refused the game a classification in a 3 to
2 decision, effectively banning it altogether.
The classification board declared, through a press release, that the title promoted crimes
such as presenting the player with realistic scenarios where the main character would learn
graffiti techniques, rewarding the player for writing on public buildings, and presented
biographies of over 50 real life graffiti artists, many of whom are still active today.
The distributor of the game, Atari Australia, was not happy with this decision, and said
in a statement that they strongly disagreed with it.
Unfortunately, this happened before the introduction of the R 18+ rating in the country, which
happened in 2012 and could have saved the game from being banned.
The Witcher 2: Assassin of Kings, for Xbox 360 and PC, is another title that felt the
fury of Australian censorship.
In 2011, the game was refused classification because it depicted "sex as a reward"
after the end of a side quest.
Specifically, at the end of a mission, the main character Geralt could choose to side
with a succubus, or the guy who wanted her dead.
If the player decided to help the demon girl, he would have the option to bed her when completing
the mission.
That did not sit well with the classification board, who argued that having "sex as reward
was not suitable for a MA 15+ launch".
So, due to this trouble, the Australian version was censored so that that Geralt immediately
turns down the succubus' advances at the end of the quest.
After this change, The Witcher 2 was granted a release in Australia.
From Australia, we'll fly to Brazil, when in 2007 two games were banned in one fell
swoop: Counter-Strike and Everquest.
The decision came from judge Carlos Alberto Simoes, who deemed that both games "encouraged
the subversion of public order" and were "an attack against the democratic state,
and public security".
Federal justice in Brazil was also outraged that one of the game's levels took place
in a favela, the slums, on Rio de Janeiro, and allowed the audience to play as drug overlords
and kill police officers.
Electronic Arts pointed out to no effect, that all of these things were mods created
by fans and not endorsed by the game's developers.
As the cherry on top, Counter Strike was also accused of teaching war tactics to the audience.
Everquest was also blamed of "forcing players into heavy psychological conflicts", in
addition to the "complete moral distortion" that such dilemmas would bring to teenagers
and children", simply because the game gave them the option to choose between characters
of good and evil alignment.
The banning of both games caused uproar amongst gamers in Brazil, and started a fair amount
of debate in the country's mainstream media.
Fortunately, the ban on both games was lifted in 2009, and fans could rejoice once more.
Bully, Rockstar's seminal boarding school simulator, also caused a fair amount of controversy
in Brazil, and in 2008, it was banned by the judge Flávio Mendes Rabelo, from the state
of Rio Grande do Sul.
The prohibition was based on findings from the state psychology society, which determined
that the game could be potentially harmful for children and teenagers, since it took
place at a school full of "violence, corruption, humiliating situations and unscrupulous teachers".
Any establishment caught selling Bully would face an R$ 1000 fine per day.
The ban did little to affect the audience relationship with the title, since it happened
in a time when videogame piracy was running rampant in Brazil.
JPF Maggazine, the company responsible for Bully's distribution in the country, sold
a measly 400 copies of Bully from 2006, until its ban in 2008.
Anyone who wanted to acquire the adventures of Jimmy Hopkins could do so by simply downloading
it.
The ban was lifted in 2016, when digital versions of the game were released in Brazil, for PlayStation
4 and PC.
The reasons behind the end of the prohibition were never explained to the public.
Moving onto the Middle East, we have Injustice: Gods Among Us, which was banned in both the
United Arab Emirates and Kuwait.
The order came from the National Media Council, who never gave an official reason for the
decision.
However, there was speculation among retailers, as they believe that the problem was the use
of the word "gods" in the title, something that went against Islamic teachings that describe
only one true god.
In fact, Warner Bros had even try to circumvent this by remarketing the game with the title
"The Mighty Among Us", instead, and released promotional material with this new name
But, all of this was actually not needed in the end.
A little after announcing the ban, the title was then suddenly unbanned with, again, not
much official reasoning given.
Now onto Singapore, who had problems with the first game in the Mass Effect saga, back
in 2007.
The game caused some controversy in the US thanks to its romance scenes, but it was outright
banned in Singapore for containing instances of lesbian sex.
When playing as the female commander Shepard, players have the option of romancing LiaraT'soni,
member of the Asari race, which is mono gendered, but happens to resemble female humans.
Such nuance wasn't understood by censors in the country, who banned the game before
the release date, only to unban it quickly after.
Singapore lacked a classification system for games at the time, and it was the only country
in the world that decided on banning Mass Effect.
After generating quite a lot of buzz on the internet, the Board of Film Censors declared
that a gaming rating system would be created the next year and in the meantime, they would
judge work with a case-by-case scenario, to "enable highly anticipated games to be released
in Singapore".
There are, unfortunately, many more cases like these of games being banned for pretty
unusual reasons.
In fact, most of the games on this list later ended up being released without further problems,
further highlighting how absurd the decisions were.
If this is something you'd like to see more of, please leave a comment below and hit that
subscribe button and, until next time, thank you for watching.
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KING EGGSY | Duck Life #5 - Duration: 18:17.*Wapoosh!* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome
to the jazz city where all the high rollers are. All the fanciest birds live in this city
Okay, and Eggsy is no stranger to the high life.
Well, he is cuz he just came from nothing, but we had to get him up there.
But, now he is living the high life, because look at Eggsy
Lurgen, in the fuckin' way-- Look at Eggsy look at his stats
Look at that for an Eggie boy
That is an egg that wants to go to space
So he spent a long time he spent a long time. He was squattin', he was flappin' he was swimmin'.
He almost drowned, he fought a bear. He brought democracy to many countries.
So he's a great egg. He's a great bean.
I love him so much. <3
So now we have to start some climbing training, whatever that is. Want to learn how to really jump? Then let's start your training.
Okay, part one: Use left and right keys to move your duck and press up to jump.
Jump to stay on the screen and don't get crushed.
...What? How the-- How am I supposed to know where stuff is landing??
This is fucking horseshit...! Oh wait, there's red things at the top that I'm not paying attention to. Ah, I didn't realize that!
Oh, God.
Oh, this sucks. Climbing training sucks!
Are you gonna take forever to level up? It took me so fuckin' long to grind through the levels on the other ones.
Don't-- don't do it to me. Don't do it to me. We're only at 50.
*Impatiently* Okay, any minute now!
*Strange sound* Uh oh. Uh oh! Uh oh!!
Uh oh!!!
Guys! Guys!! I'm okay. I'm okay. Eggsy's fine. I thought he was trapped. GUYS! Okay, he's fine.
Okay, okay. Maybe not the best idea to leave him over here on top. Cuz if somethin' falls right right, right now-- Ah! Like that!!
Ohh, that only went up 4 levels... I need to be atleast level 50 to be able to do a race here.
Use the left and right keys to balance on the pogo stick and hold up to jump higher. Jump over the gaps and don't fall over.
Oh my God, It's fuckin' Happy Wheels!! :O
This is-- YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
All my training was gonna lead me into that! Okay, we need at least one.
Out of all the trainings that you do there needs to be at least one thats doable
really well each time to bring up your levels.
Use left and right kets to turn in the air, follow the instructions at the top right of the screen and do as many tricks as you can. Okay.
Ohh...
Oh, So I need to be like that.
Okay, and now I need to be like this.
*Proudly* I'm fucking doing it.
Here we go, okay. There we go. Nice.
Nice.
Okay, I'm gettin' it.
C'mon do the fuckin' thing.
Oh, wait. Oh. He was s'posed to go backwards.
Ohhh...
Oh, my God. Wait, how many levels did we go? We went up ten levels.
I need to play it 15 more times. And we'll be there, we'll be golden.
We'll be tasty.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, four more times at that level to be able to do a race.
And Eggsy's gonna do the race.
You should fuckin' see this bean.
This is a sexy bean. This is a bean that's going to the moon!
He is the worldwide renowned champion of hopscot-- hopscotch.
I was gonna say hopsquats, that's a different sport, It's a sport he made up himself.
We copywrited it and trademarked it but its not ready for the world to see. The world is not ready for hopsquats.
Okay?
Think hopscotch but **extreme**.
Motherfucker. Okay. This where I make my money.
*Pleasant laugh*
I was lookin' down at this (as well?) the game's glitched!
This thing is still on screen.
Fucking bitch.
Ah, fuck.
Okay, you got 10 the last time, what are ya doing to me, Eggsy?
I'll be an old man by the end of this, Eggsy, an old, old, oLD man.
It's fine. I got this. It's getting warm in here, though. I might die of heat exhaustion.
Exhaustion. It's a thing look it up. What, you never read a fuckin' book before?
Ohh my... You wanna start dropping them around here, *hut!* Ahh, no fucking need.
Ahh!!
Okay, okay, be careful. Be careful!
Be squeezy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, shit.
I didn't even go up a level!
Oh, man...
This is actually matching the music. Here we go. Oh God. Oh God, Eggsy!
*Dissapointed grunt*
*Shrieking* That's hard!
*Contuing to shreik* I don't like it!
I hate this one.
This one sucks.
I might just like this one kill me, and just skip it all together. Cuz these ones-- Ah, come on...
You keep fucking glitching out on me.
Okay, *hut, hut!!* There we go, bring it back bring it back. Not too far, not too far.
*Hut!*
Nice! Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back. Going down now.
*BUH*
*BUH!!*
*UAHHH!*
Okay, see? I went up a lot of levels just there. And then this one is easy as well.
So if we just skip that other fucking nonsense, I will save my time and all your time (Lmao not my time. I've been doing this for an hour.)
And some-- some life, and we'll save some of my life.
*Hut!*
That was an easy one. Oh, Eggsy you're a regular old fucking gymnast.
We love you, Eggy bean! <3
*Hut!* and *hut!* Fuck yes. Yeah!-- Oh, come on, I did that.
How many levels I go-- 15 levels! And I died in the first one.
Yes
Okay, this is actually way easier to level up than some of the other levels I did
Is this one you actually have to get height in it?
If the way your fucking day for these things to fall
There I got one height this one. I like this one seems doable
You just wait wait GO!
I
Swear to God eggsy what are these dates?
What I need to cool off I need
Eggsy Eggsy Eggsy Eggsy! You're fucking your all over the shop Eggsy! Eggsy!
He was fuckin mad bastard
Okay, we're doing good though. We're gettin up the levels and then hook all wrong wait huh nice
Come on I did that huh and then a huh all right wait
That's right
Huh huh nice do a little one of these a little backsies, huh?
Huh, there you go eggsy
That's my fucking peanut remember 59. That's good enough
Hoping for a good racer to take my place in the tournament. We can't make it okay
Let's see what happens if I erase you. How are we doing? Oh?
Fuck you this has everything ah
That's where the jumping comes in doesn't fucking matter eggsy azide
Damon and everything else oh
What's that you barely even finish the race?
Get outta my sight get it out of here
Get these fuckers out of my game
I'm organizing a dirty race okay have that level 50 jumping semi. It's gonna be an all jumpin race oh
Look at him go
See he slows down there. He's a
Little bit of a hop there, but he makes up for it and everything else cuz he needs eleven hundred and fifty eggsy
You've never seen an egg see this strong before giving this tournament. Give me this tournament. I ain't wasting any more time
um
We need a good name, but these guys are gonna. Be called the egg strings
Watch them go he what your fuckin top hats ya hear that shit, huh look at him go look
At eggs you go fuckin climbing speed efficiency
Oh get him out of here don't want to see their ugly fucking faces watch him go watch
Nothing stands in his way out the window he goes
across the swimming pool yard swim
Didn't even need to barely even needed to swim eggsy like I like a stealth bomber
across the top of the rooftops
Watch it watch him go watch into the water watch them swim, oh
You guys got a good jump, but eggsy's got everything else going for him everything else
At the last race, oh look who's on top the tasty heroes the big comets
They're tough rulers might as well. Call it suck suck and suck
What there's another region
What's in here
This box is locked with three chains you will need three keys to unlocking
Excuse me, I found this right here in the floor, maybe it'll open the box next to the shop okay, race me race me bitch
Race me. There's no way you can win. I have a hundred and fifty and everything oh
That almost fucked me up
I've lived 115 everything except jumping. I don't need the jumping give me your key. What have you got? Oh? You got some jumpers?
You got some jumpers going on I see what you're trying to do, I oh?
How dare you almost mess me up? How dare you Gamefly eggsy fly show them how it's done
See that you didn't even see that cuz that was eggsy flying buddy
Got your key. Thank you. Give me your key go ahead Z
What
You all saw that shit you all saw that shit the game is cheating on me game. He's cheating on me
I'm too fucking good for the game
You saw that he was walking into the wall he's too fast for this game
How
Fucking dare you
Here we go eggsy is bullshit farming my boy
I
Can handle when eggsy is a piece of shit, okay?
Cuz that reflects on my parenting you know, but when the game does not let my tiny bird boy
flex his wings
Not having any of that they think that they know what's best oh
But they don't know, bro
Okay eggsy okay here we go here. We go non-stop speed
Non-stop speech
Non-stop speech, that's that's what it's all about eggsy
Non-stop speech, that's what I hear in my brain right now
Let me see this shit. Let me see this shit
We're doing it eggsy. We're doing it. This is it watch him go watch him go no bullshit
No bullshit still bullshit
Nobody's still in the fucking lead now
What's up? What's up?
You want it you want it come on game?
You wanna challenge the egg beam?
Ain't gonna happen bro ain't gonna happen. Give me this tournament. Give me this tournament open that shit
It's a detonator. I wonder what happens if you push it
Push it eggsy
This what the
fuck
Let's see if you can race as well as you can destroy things
But good look for I am the undefeated champion of duck racing oh
I'm gonna need to be full level and everything to battle you aren't I?
Yep
I'm coming for you
Enjoy it while it lasts. Doc bitch is the last time my boy has to bounce
It's the last time my boy has to do anything
For after this
fucking eggsy after this
He will be crowned
the king Duke and
You were here to witness it
Eggsy is going to be the greatest doc that ever lived
And i'm proud to be his dad, I'm proud to be here Joey his journey
Erase them well
He didn't have a mama
But he didn't need one she was an asshole anyway
Let's throw away eggsy, then he can't read instructions, but he can read your emotions and your heart
And he knows that you're trying your best
Q'l bean come on. I could have got 1,300
Okay apparently I got to level 152 and this one
Okay, whatever
Whatever, you know what the best part is
Knowing that I am level 150 and everything and that's what it takes to beat him
It's the final race
Megsie is going to need some help to beat this guy he can hover and be on fire without dying
Use the arrows to control eggsy and press up to jump win the race to make sure not to touch the lava what?
What?
Oh
Fuck off with this shit
Really Oh
Legged
Okay, we're doing good. We're doing fucking tasty
And a boy eggsy
Fuck is somewhat 4x8
somewhat for
You beat the damn champion eggsy you're the new world champion of dock racing the best dock
Mankind has ever seen here's your crown for the king of docks
Which took do you want to give the crown dude fuck off florican you didn't earn this you also want a mysterious egg
Okay, we can recruit him where's his crown. Where's it? Where's this crown?
It has a control panel on the site. Oh, I get to make a new dock
Beanie dock
With angry blue ice
Wait where's the angry blues there we go
He's going to be what colored rock are we gonna make
Think Red Dog is actually the best
Where red go there. We go what's his name going to be?
Serviced Paul serve a stop
Finally you and the arcade machine play your favorite training games on the volcano
They think I'm okay actually look at eggsy
The fuck out of here everybody else
Eggsy is my champion talk
Everybody bow down we're not worthy
We're not worthy. Ah
Man, what a thrill that took way too long to actually do
Way too long to actually grind out all those levels to be able to get to that my god it drove me insane
But anyway, it's doing we've come to the end of dock life or sad time
It is we all knew the legacy of eggsy and how he became
The greatest dog, but anyway. Thank you guys so much for watching this series if you liked it punch that like button in the face
Oh
*Wapoosh!*
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Real Life: THE GAME! (w/ Lilly Singh) - Duration: 4:50.(electronic game music)
(knocking)
L: (from inside) "Come in!"
(beeping)
L: "Anthony!"
(beeping)
(beeping)
A: "Leah!"
L: "That's not my name."
(beeping)
(beeping increases in pitch)
L: "Anthony!"
(beeping)
A: "Lilly!"
(beeping)
(beeping)
(beeping)
(beeping)
(beeping)
L: "Anthony, it's so nice to see you again. It's been forever!"
(beeping)
L: "Anthony, it's so nice to see you again. It's been forever!"
L: "I just came back from Kenya, and it was amazing those girls are so incredible. Every time I go
I just- my heart filled with joy. You know what I mean?
So what about you? What have you been up to?"
(beeping)
A: "Oh,
you know, just been...uh...
thinking about how as part of modern capitalist society, people are constantly struggling to have more and more fancy things; more respect and more
success. These things all require more and more time, more money to upkeep and more to have
more; we're stressed about maintaining these things ultimately resulting in our level of happiness
plateauing at lower and lower levels until eventually we're surrounded by hordes of expensive, inanimate objects and a valueless sense of
success in our deathbeds."
(increasing pitch in beeping)
(higher beeps) (choking, gasps)
A: "This is too real. I can't- I can't do this."
(beeps)
L: "So, I just came back from Kenya, and it was amazing those girls are so incredible.
Man, this other guy sucks!"
A: "If you guys want to see more of Lilly we did another video on my channel over here.
We also did another video on her channel over there as you can see it gets hot and heavy, I'm shirtless." L: "He's so hot in it."
A: "Please, subscribe to her as well.
L: "Subscribe to him as well."
L: "See you later, bye guys!"
(together) "Press a like!"
(laughing) A: "Nailed it!"
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BUILDING AND MURDER IN FORTNITE?! (Awesome NEW game!) - Duration: 20:31.Hey there c...come a little closer, I got something to ask you
Do my tonsils smell good
So dudes the day is here
We have finally been sponsored on the Ssundee channel
There's a link top with epic games over they created fort night battle royale
They asked me if I could do a video on their game, so uhh yeah what I want you guys to do before this video starts
Show epic games some love what I want you to do drop a like on this video
Let's see if you know we can we can impress them with our likes
Also, do me a favor this game fort night battle royale. I'll put a link in the description to this game
This is completely free you can hop on download it create an account and play
Completely free what you're about to see is free, so give it a shot
It's a crap ton of fun, and uh yes, I'm gonna get into some clips. I'm gonna try to get a win
This is gonna be tough, but let's do this so clip number 1 check this out
It's pretty funny. I'm gonna do my best to kind of uh
I show you guys what this is all about
So if you look in the bottom right that's all my weapons if you look in the top, right
That's the that's the the mini-map obviously if you look on the right hand side. That's all my materials
I can build in this game. It's just like minecraft and uh guns. It's freakin sick in the bottom center is my health and uh
Yeah, so this first clip check this out. This is the start of it game. I landed on a house
I'm breaking in the roof and this person over here
Or get into a pickaxe war I've run off look for a gun come back
She has a gun she loads her gun up tries to shoot me. I dodge it with a jump
That poor girl got rekt
Ok this next clip check this out so again
I land on the roof
And uh is the strategy is you want to land on the roof look for guns and then make your way down to houses
There's somebody in my house
This poor guy has no clue. I'm up here
But check this out this next clip in the exact same game. I'm looking over at this barn
Right, and there's two people fighting each other back and forth
I'm off in the distance just shooting every so often so what do I do?
I use my minecraft skills and I build a massive bridge way up above them fighting and watch this look at this.
They're over there fighting
one guy down
Second guy down
Before you get new guys to this game if you look above my health and my ammo right there you see how it says eliminated
Eliminated that guy that's whenever I get kills, and if you look in the top right under the mini-map
That's how many kills I have three
Let's go to the next clip yeah, now this next clip. I finally get a sniper rifle and check this out
There's two people over here running around a tree fighting watch this
Killed one now, watch this, this next guy is like where'd you go friend? I miss you?
Dead and then later on in that game check this out this poor person
drops down starts healing
dead
But watch this I'm kind of running around looking at the loot trying to see if there's anything
I want and then I look to the left and look at this guy
(Ssundee Laugh) He had no clew i was there.
That was good, so this next clip check it out you hear that sound. It's like a buzzing. I was looking for a chest and
and look at this
This poor person down there's trying to loot all that gear from all those people get shotgunned in the face
You see that blue uh uh
Jug that I just picked up whatever I drink that look at my health down below
I just got 50 uh uh hit points of shie... or 50 shield points
So now I have a hundred and fifty hit points which is Op as scrap but look at this
There was two deaths right here three deaths, so I'm just looting up getting bullets getting additional guns like I said bottom, right?
That's all my guns in my gear. I have grenades
I have healing or I have bandages a shotgun and some other stuff, but check this out
I go back into this house and listen to that
I'm
Trying to find
Where that?
Golden chest is you can hear it?
but check this out I
Hear somebody else this guy right here
Poor soul just got rekt so I think I'm thinking you know what I'm good. I'm good
I can get this chest out, and then another dude shows up and builds another bridge over to me
And
Then he gets melted oh
Alright, so let's see if I can win a game now. That's all the clips. I have let's do this five seconds left
Let's do this, okay
95 players ok so here's how this works?
Alright, so let's do this new game. We gotta win this okay, and look at this the drop-off is a giant School Bus
So we're flying in this way
I want to find a good spot to drop, but watch this in five seconds four seconds three seconds watch the back of the bus
The school bus just crapped out like 50 people
Okay, so let's see if we can find a good spot
They got I do like Pleasant Park, so let's drop right now here we go
So I have to get down there
drop on a house break the roof find a golden chest and
Hopefully we get a good gun. If not we're probably gonna die okay, so let me drop down a good bit
Oh, there's two people right there
As soon as I activate my glider here we go
one two
three four five five
people
Okay, okay, okay. Let's get a gun drop on this house right here now listen for a gold chest I
Hear it you hear the gold chest
Uh-uh okay, I got some ammo, we grabbed this ammo
Gold chest, what is it? Give me something good? No
Okay, we got grenades and a green assault rifle oh
Oh another. Gold chest. Let me get this gold chest then we'll go kill
Let me get this gold chest and then we'll go kill things oh
No, I fell dang. It gimme games dang it, but I gotta build stairs build stairs. Okay, okay, give me the gold chest a
Purple assault rifle
And we got that blue that blue drink stuff
oh Let me drink this so if you look in the bottom right you see the colors that I have it's all a rarity system
I'll explain that a little bit. Let me go kill people first. I have a hundred fifty health I have an insane gun
I'll still kill things sirs
Mam's she show yourself. You must you gotta sacrifice yourself for the greater goal. Let me check the circle
I got a run across the entire van to get to the circle
Now I do hear the chest
But it's gonna be upstairs let me break this right here
We got to go we got to go to that circle suit chest chest. I need you chess find it. Where is it?
Oh right there. Okay? Here we go
Another epic wait I have the same gun twice
What is this oh, this is a semi-auto shotgun I
Think I'm gonna have to take that I'm gonna take that I'm gonna leave that gun there that gun there
I don't want through the same guns
That's just overkill. It doesn't even make sense I can't believe I'm actually dropping a purple gun. Okay. Let's break this
Let's get out of here. Okay, gunshots over here gunshots over here. I see him. I see him
I see him there over on the other side in that field. I don't know if you guys can see him right there. I
Shot him once he has a shoe oh no, no, please let me please repeat in German
So there's two people fighting over here, let me get a higher
Let me get a higher vantage point aw crap Affeldt dang it hold on let me get a higher vantage point
I have a sniper well there is
No dang it okay. Where's that other guy always right there building right there? I?
Hit him I hit a 37 damage to his shield if it's blue numbers that means I shoot their shield
So there's two guys that way
And the epic shotgun out of that sorry dude sorry oh
My gosh that is
beautiful
Okay, okay. We gotta go we gotta go. We gotta look. We got a long way to go
Let me pick up all this all this all these resources all the bullets all everything you're nades. I'm full Unger nades
I'm pretty sure yeah, I'm full-on corn AIDS. Yeah, we got a long way to go hold on. I mean it's not too bad
I mean, I guess I'll just run around this mountain. I gotta run around the Mount and then swim
Oh, this ain't good hold on oh no this zone is coming in okay. I got a bill fast
I got a bill fast bill bill bill bill bill faster bill faster. Ma'am. Ma'am. You need to build faster miss miss?
Okay, okay. Just keep going just keep building just keep building just keep it
Doesn't do much damage, but I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like the zone at all
I do not like this on at all. Okay, okay? We are nowhere near this that always dear Lord. I'm in I'm in
I'm in tape I'm in team now. I got a swim I
Didn't think to well I'm not a good thinker hold on oh I ran out of stuff
I ran out of stuff hold on let's get back up here it takes forever to swim
okay, I
Have a bunch of bricks
We're almost there, so we're back on dry land where it's the new circle at know
Of course the new circles on the opposite side of the map game. Why wouldn't you?
We have two epic guns and how the epic system works the rarity system
There's gray gray guns, which you look in the bottom right. That's the colors. There's gray which is common, okay?
I'm I'm in the zone. I just gotta keep running. I have a long way to run
There's gray common green uncommon blue, which is rare pink or purple. Which is epic and then
Gold, or orange, which is legendary if you're gonna legendary gun you pretty much
Okay, hold on hold on. There's a guy over there this guy over there
I
Got to heal first
You wanna crouch like this whenever you're healing or doing something else just stand still so you don't get a head shot in the face
That's no fun. Okay. Fully healed there. We go. Oh, there's a guy there
I
Don't have time to fight this guy
We both have to run if he picks his head. I will shoot. I will there is
Yes
Head you saw that 99 pop-up, I headshot if it does like triple the damage
Okay, he didn't even break my shield all the way, but he had
He had it did he have the same gun I did oh
He had a shield as well
Yeah, he had the exact same gun I did nice. Oh, and he had an upgraded uh one of these okay cool
I'll take that dude look at my weapons. I have three pink weapons. I'm gonna get four Pig weapons hold on. I'm gonna drink this
The zone is coming in but that's fine. I want to get four pink weapons for epics
It's so overkill okay, how close we're not too far. We're gonna take a little bit of damage. That's fine
We have a good shield we have 63 shield points 12 players left instead of play smart
I need to get into the zone, and I need to build I need to build the city
I need to build a small London. They have built a small England England is my city. I need to build it that
Means are dead, but on we reload okay. Let me let me make sure all my guns are reloaded
Zone please are you gonna do this to me zone? I?
Can't even reload my guns. It slows you down too much, okay?
We're almost there though as soon as this hits the white zone. Though. It's gonna do double the damage
It's gonna tick for two instead of just one damage. Yeah, look at that get in there. I have no heels
Okay
We reload all my guns. Okay. I'm right next to the new zone as well
I have to kill somebody and take their heels. There's eight seven players left
Somebody died there
Okay, I'm gonna get in the zone now. I'm gonna get in the zone now
I'm gonna get in the zone now, and I want to build I want to build a giant structure
I want to build a giant city anybody
Nobody okay, I'm gonna go to the center of
this zone and
Just build a huge house. Oh, I don't have any materials. I don't have any materials you guys look on the right-hand side
I don't have any materials because I felt that giant eye bridge over that water
Six players left, I'm in the zone, okay, let me check behind me
Nobody up there
Hey, okay
So far so good. I really wanted to build a giant house six players that this is so nerve-wracking. Oh, that's a mushroom
I thought that was a person has a mushroom
There's gotta be somebody in that car, lot. I mean I could build a small hat here we go
Jagat you got behind that Ridge. I think you saw me I
Just said chantek
Okay, okay, the new zone is coming in if four players left oh
Okay, okay
I don't want to stand still you never want to stand still in this game never never want to stand still
Snipers love that I got this Ridge this ridges my cover, so I can I can look this way
This is so nerve-wracking I do funny because you don't know how stressful this is
Okay, oh oh, I thought that was a guy was it
I'm in the circle again. I could build my city I could build my city, but I don't wanna
I don't have enough materials to build a stressful saying I wanna do it. I'm doing it. I'll build my city
I ain't sure I owe
To build the city, I'm gonna build a see I do build a small city, okay, okay?
We're gonna build it out of metal build this city built this giant city
back
This isn't that big of a city
Okay, okay, so I have a giant I have a wall. This is my city
Mm-hmm four players left the only thing wrong with building a city like this people know where I am now
Okay, hold on. Let me edit this. Wall. Let me see if I can keep this a window
I know I can't give it a window
Somebody's throwing grenades, that's why I did not want to build a city
That's why I did not want to build a city somebody's throwing grenades
Okay
We will leave our city we will abandon our city you can have it sir. You can have my city
Just you know do with it what you will
Make sure nobody's over here make sure nobody's camping over here. Okay. We're good. I really need to get more materials
I need to get more materials. Just in case I get pinned down I can build walls
There we go
That'll that'll give me four or five six six walls. I need more walls dang it
hold on any more walls
Okay more bullets little I don't need those
Somebody threw a grenade at my city. I don't know where they went it's four players left new zones coming in right now
Okay, just gotta keep moving. Let me check down here real quick
Make sure nobody's camping make sure no shenanigans nothing's going on over here, but
We're players left they're probably all camping
Okay dudes if you only knew how stressful this was right now, so I'm in this zone right here
They're all on the other side of that mountain. Maybe ooh
Okay, where's the new circle gonna be?
Okay, the new circle is not back all the new circle is in my city my city is the circle
Okay, I see you I see you, built a wall, built a wall built walls built walls built walls built walls
Oh he has a rocket launcher -
Okay I
Have 54 health okay? He's making a lot of noise, which meet somebody else will kill him. Well. There's a guy over there
Just keep on keep an eye, oh I see the guy
He's building a wall he's adding on to my city. I like this I like this okay here we go
Donate throw another nate throw more Nate's oh, I'm not even hitting his house
Okay, okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Just play ring around the Rosie play around Rosie
This is my house. This is my house. This is my house. This is my city. This is my city sir, sir
Sir. I'm gonna shotgun him in the face
Ready for this
Pronates throw nades hope for the best
That did not work I have 17 hit points
Okay, okay, he's right there jumping. He's right there jumping I
Have a good spot here
Other people may kill him, but circle is so small
Point-blank with a shotgun
Didn't kill him. Oh, man. I guess we got fourth place
This is like my second day playing this game, so dudes for now
I'm gonna end this here again, so epic game show myself some love hit the like button down below
Also, check out the game. I'll put a link in the description go give it a shot
It's free and ahh yes you guys want me to play this again
Let me know this game was a crap ton of fun, but I yes. We'll see you dudes next time
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