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The G-Man dialogue is identical to that of the retail game in terms of audio.

The camera movements are slightly different - this will become apparent later.

The texture issues may show that the Chamber was directly ported from HL1 and the texture names were changed in the final version, but not in this build of the map.

This camera angle is not present in the final game.

Notice the very awkward, long pause... that's weird even for the G-Man...

The map never progresses beyond this point.

Awkward. At this point the scripting that tells the G-Man to talk is disabled, and he reverts to the default "Stupid NPC" mode.

Thanks for watching!

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2016 was kut - Duration: 2:08.

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2016 The year that was...2017 the year to come.... - Duration: 6:38.

Hi everyone, Merry Christmas I hope you guys had a wonderful Christmas with your loved

ones and I had a beautiful Christmas with my kids and I'm very grateful for the birth

of Jesus Christ our savior and our Lord and it was just a wonderful time for me to reflect

so today's video is not going to be the love challenge.

For this week I'm going to take a break on that and then I'll resume with that next week.

By the way we are now half way through the challenge so I believe we have 14 more bible

verses to go through for the year 2017 I hope and I plan to have a video once a week, every weekend.

So hopefully we can be done with the challenge, probably by mid march we'll be doing something

else, I'll start a new series after that.

This video is basically a reflection, my personal reflection on the year 2016 and my hopes dreams

and aspirations for the year 2017.

For me 2016 I have no idea where the time went, I was actually chatting with a friend

and we were just discussing how 2016 just like that, it was just gone and for me reflecting

this, it's kind of exciting, that we're starting a new year but at the same time it's

kind of scary and terrifying because I don't want 2017 to pass me by as fast as 2016 and

I don't want to be at the same place I am this year by the end of next year.

Personally this year for me was a year of healing, it was a year of personal growth,

it was a year of spiritual growth, it was a year of patience.

I would say I wasn't able to get accomplish as much as I wanted to but I'm grateful

that I'm still here because there's just so many people who are not here with us today.

I'm grateful for all the blessings, especially grateful for my spiritual journey.

I think this year I really rebuilt my relationship with God and I could literally see his work

in my life.

There were so many times where, honestly I didn't know how I was going to get through

things but he showed up and showed out for me, he protected me and my kids, he provided

for me and my kids.

So I'm extremely grateful for rediscovering my personal relationship with God, something

that I cherish so much and Im just so grateful and feel so immensely blessed because without

him I am literally nothing and I don't know how I would've gotten through this year

without the Lord.

My biggest lesson for 2016 I would have to say is Patience, I had to learn to be patient

this year.

Typically I would say that I'm a very patient person, but I do have a problem when things

are in somewhat of a chaos, when I feel like things are broken, I feel like I need to fix

them, I feel like I need to do something and this year it was just one of those times where

God told me, Hey, this is not something for you to fix.

You just need to lean on me, so I had to take a big back seat and just have faith in the

Lord and know that whatever I'm going through even if it looks somewhat chaotic, even if

it looks unfixable that he got my back and that he's the ultimate fixer and that everything,

will be ok, eventually, things can not stay in a perpetual state of brokenness and sometimes

I think…one thing I learnt this year is that when things are so broken, that we don't

even know what to do.... or we cant even fix them….it's probably God demolishing everything

because what we built was not what he wanted for us, it was broken to begin with, he saw

it miles away you know that, that building is about to break down so he just watched

us try to patch things together but eventually he has to step in and that process can be

painful it can be terrifying and fearful because it's just everything is just falling apart.

But things are falling apart so that God can rebuild something even more magnificent than

what we can even dream of or we can even comprehend, so that's my faith.

For the year 2017 I would like to go even deeper and higher in my relationship with

the Lord.

I would like to have a more consistent prayer life, to have a stronger spiritual connection

with God, to have the gift of Discernment, to have a more consistent time spent reading

the bible and time in prayer.

But I would also love to cherish the moments more, to be more in the present especially

with my kids, you know sometimes we get so busy and we feel like we always have time,

and kids you know grow up so fast.

I would also like to laugh more and I would like to cry when I do need to…to just surrender

and let go and also I would love to experience new opportunities, new adventures and new

places.

That's about it, if you'd love to share yours I welcome you to do so in the comment

section, I look forward to seeing you in the New Year, I wish you guys a beautiful blessed

2017, I pray that you stay blessed, and I pray that you guys stay safe during the holiday

season, and I'll see you in the next video.

Thank you so much for watching, I love you guys.

Much love and stay blessed.

Bye

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What Was The Best Thing of 2016? (STOP MOTION) - Duration: 1:59.

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2016 WAS PRETTY GREAT! - Duration: 2:09.

Hey guys as 2016 is coming to a close , finally.

I would like to reflect on my last year and one of the things that I see a lot of on social

media and everything is when girls are taking photos of themselves they're always concerned

about looking 100% perfect they always have to do the glamour faces and the...when you

suck in your cheeks like the contour look?

I'm not really sure what it's called cause I'm not on the in on that, but I decided that

I was going to take all of the ridiculous faces that I have made in the last year and

compile them into this lovely slideshow for ya'll so take a look.

I love taking photos like these because they are 100% me, they're 100% how I'm feeling

at the time and you know what they may not look super super glamorous but I'm still

beautiful even though I'm making those ridiculous faces and you all are still beautiful even

if you make them.

So, 2017, make more silly faces have 100% fun and be 100% you.

So to 2017, we're coming for you.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to like, and share and comment in the things below on what you

want to see in 2017 and give me a thumbs up and I want to see your silly faces sometime

soon!

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Universe Documentary 2017 - HOW THE SOLAR SYSTEM WAS MADE - Mystery Universe Space Explore - Duration: 44:03.

Universe Documentary 2017 - HOW THE SOLAR SYSTEM WAS MADE - Mystery Universe Space Explore

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Vegan 2015 Rohgan 2016 was ist mein Ziel für 2017? Eine neue Herausforderung! Eure Vorsätze 2017? - Duration: 8:31.

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Police: Black Man Was Armed When Officer Shot Him - Duration: 1:33.

SEE HOW 2017 IS BEING

CELEBRATED AROUND THE WORLD IN

ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

NEW DETAILS ON A DEADLY

POLICE INVOLVED SHOOTING AND

POLICE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR

ONE OF MEN INVOLVED.

Reporter: IT ALL STARTED

WHEN TWO POLICE OFFICERS PULLED

OVER A CAR THEY SAY WAS DRIVING

ERRATICALLY OFF OF INDIGO

STREET.

WHEN THEY STOPPED, THE

PASSENGER JUMPED OUT AND RAN

OFF.

AT THE SAME TIME OFFICERS SAY

THE DRIVER GOT OUT OF THE CAR

WITH A GUN.

ONE OF THE OFFICER ENGAGED

IN A FOOT PURSUIT.

AT SOME POINT THEREAFTER, THE

DRIVER OF THE VEHICLE PRODUCED

A FIREARM AND THE OFFICER FIRED

AT THE SUBJECT.

Reporter: OFFICERS WEREN'T

ABLE TO FIND THE PASSENGER, THE

DRIVER SHOT AND KILLED WAS 21-

YEAR-OLD JAMAR ROLLENS.

UNDER COVER POLICE WAS

PARKED RIGHT HERE ON INDIGO.

HE WAS PARKED THIS WAY WATCHING

THIS HOUSE RIGHT HERE.

AS HE WAS WATCHING THIS HOUSE,

HE TURNED AROUND.

WHEN HE TURNED AROUND THE UNDER

COVER PASSENGER SIDE JUMPED OUT

AND RAN.

WHEN HE STOPPED MY COUSIN MICKY

SIN JUMPED OUT WITH HIS HANDS

UP -- MY COUSIN JUMPED OUT WITH

HIS HANDS UP.

Reporter: WE WENT BACK TO

THE SCENE AND SPOKE WITH A MAN

THAT CLAIM HE SAW IT ALL GO

DOWN.

HE GOT OUT WITH HIS HANDS

UP.

AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW I HEAR

GUNSHOT.

I DON'T SEE NOBODY TAKE OFF

RUNNING.

Reporter: THE FLORIDA

DEPARTMENT OF LAW ENFORCEMENT

HAS TAKEN OVER THE

INVESTIGATION.

THE NAMES OF THE TWO VARIOUS

NOT BEEN RELEASED.

OFFICIALS SAY THE OFFICERS WHO

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10 Surprising Predictions For 2017 : You Will Be Shocked! - Duration: 10:21.

10 Terrifying Predictions For 2017.

2016 was a bad year.

Beloved celebrities died, terrorists massacred dozens, Aleppo was devastated, Yemen went

to Hell, North Korea detonated two nukes, and the US was divided by the nastiest election

in living memory.

Well, we've got some bad news: 2017 could be even worse.

Here's how: 10.

Italy's Banking System Collapses.

In a list of "boring-sounding things you should be worried about," an Italian banking

crisis would be number one.

For years, Italy's lenders have been chucking money at people like 2008 never happened.

Now, experts thinks those banks could finally fall.

Italy is the world's eighth largest economy.

It's also a Eurozone country, so it could bring the whole EU crashing down.

The Greek debt crisis nearly collapsed the Euro, and Greece barely edges into the top

50 global economies.

Italy going down would be like sticking a block of Semtex under the Euro and pressing

the button marked "Kaboom."

As a single entity, the EU has an economy larger than China.

If it goes, the effects on the world would be enormous.

US consumers would be hurting faster than you can say "global depression."

09.

The US And China Engage In A Trade War.

US president-elect Trump has made no bones about his plans regarding China.

He wants to slap tariffs on Chinese goods and square off against Beijing over trade.

While Beijing may back down, things could go the other way.

The US and China could wind up embroiled in a painful trade war.

This would be . . . interesting, to say the least.

China and the US trade nearly $600 billion worth of goods.

While China imports more from the US than vise-versa, the goods the US imports are harder

to source elsewhere.

So China would face bigger immediate problems, but US consumers would find themselves paying

an enormous "tax" on consumer electronics, a worrying proposition in the digital age.

Then there's the fact that China imports, assembles, and then reexports goods all over

Asia.

A damaging trade war would spill over onto Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan and mess things

up for millions.

08.

The Taliban Take Over Afghanistan (Again).

Remember the Taliban?

Like an unwanted Marvel sequel, the fanatical Islamist group has returned with an even bigger

budget.

Only instead of targeting the summer schedules, they're on the verge of overrunning all

of Afghanistan.

Nearly 150 of Afghanistan's 400 districts are already totally or partially under Taliban

control.

There's fighting in 50 more.

These are the highest numbers since 2001 and are being fueled by soaring Afghan military

and police defections.

In a manner eerily reminiscent of ISIS's 2014 rampage across Iraq and Syria, the Taliban

are recruiting their own disaffected "enemies" en masse, gaining piles of new equipment in

the process.

Currently, the US has 10,000 troops stationed in Afghanistan, but they're making very

little difference.

Unless the tide turns, it's almost certain that 2017 will be the year the Taliban retake

Afghanistan, as though that whole War on Terror thing never even happened.

07.

Marine Le Pen Is Elected President Of France.

Marine Le Pen's Front National party is currently leading in polls for France's

2017 elections.

That's not good.

Front National is a party so far right that they make General Franco look like a social

justice warrior.

The party's founder, Jean-Marie Le Pen, has repeatedly denied the Holocaust.

His earliest members were French collaborators from World War II.

He used to publish Nazi songs.

As for the charge that his party is "fascist," in 2012, his daughter, Marine, sued a socialist

politician who described Front National that way.

A French court ruled that "fascist" was a literal description of their politics.

If Le Pen becomes leader of France, it would be like Brexit on steroids.

Not only would a major European country be ruled by a neo-Nazi, but Le Pen has promised

to yank France out of the European Union.

The result—a total collapse of the EU and economic shock waves that will rock the world.

06.

North Korea Goes Full Nuclear.

North Korea is the gag nation.

While Iranian nukes worry us, North Korea acts as a punchline in Seth Rogen movies.

In truth, we may be underestimating the DPRK.

2017 could see their nuclear capability go from "scary background noise" to "terrifying

threat."

In 2016, Pyongyang carried out two nuclear tests, bringing its grand total to five.

No other nation in history has made it to five tests without perfecting a device it

can attach to a missile.

Kim has made ramping up rocket research a priority.

Crazy as it sounds, North Korea might be closer to a working, ready-to-deploy nuclear missile

than we realize.

Conservative estimates put mid-2018 as the point that North Korea reaches full nuclear

capability, but there's a chance it could be earlier.

Kim already has 20 nukes, a fleet of missiles, and a fragile ego.

For the pudgy tyrant, entering the nuclear club early would be worth any number of his

people starving.

05.

ISIS Unleashes Carnage In Europe.

In the 13 months since November 2015, ISIS and IS-inspired terrorists have killed over

260 innocent people in Europe and more if you include attacks in Turkey.

(Turkey sits in both Europe and Asia.)

Horrific as this is, it could merely be a taster of what is to come.

With ISIS's Iraq and Syria strongholds collapsing, Western jihadists are being sent back home

by the thousands, all with only one goal: to cause maximum casualties to civilians.

According to Europol, these returning fighters have been briefed to try to launch attacks

in European countries, with France, Germany, and Britain the top targets.

Scarily, it's thought that these attacks may well involve weapons of mass destruction

like sarin and anthrax.

Although many will be foiled, it would just take one successful attack to cause untold

casualties.

04.

A Crippling Cyber Attack.

On December 23, 2015, a group of hackers infiltrated and disabled three major power stations in

Western Ukraine, leaving 230,000 homes without power in the middle of a freezing winter.

It was the first major cyber attack on a power grid in history.

Scarily, far from being soft targets, those Ukrainian power stations had better cyber

protection than most US ones.

Foreign policy experts have been warning about a crippling cyber attack on vital US infrastructure

for years, but after the Ukrainian attack, those warnings have become deadly serious.

In Ukraine, power was restored after six hours by using manual backups—which US substations

lack.

If a similar attack hit the US, the power could stay out for months on end.

Such attacks are increasing in number.

In mid-2015, France's TV5 was almost destroyed by Russian hackers.

In winter 2016, Ukraine's power grid was hit again.

It may only be a matter of time before the US is targeted.

03.

Genocide In Africa And Asia.

Right now, Iraq, Yemen, and Syria are vast killing zones.

Parts of Nigeria, Pakistan, and Afghanistan are engulfed in violence, and people are still

dying in Ukraine, Mexico, and Somalia.

To this dispiriting list, 2017 may add two more countries: Myanmar (aka Burma) and the

Central African Republic (CAR).

The CAR is an ethnically divided, failing state with armed gangs roaming its countryside

and has been at boiling point for the last two years.

Observers are worried it will spill over into ethnic violence, if not outright genocide,

any day.

Myanmar, on the other hand, was meant to be a success story.

After the country transitioned to democracy after 60 years of dictatorship, it was supposed

to become a beacon of the free world.

Instead, security forces began destroying villages belonging to the Rohingya minority

and ethnically cleansing their populations.

Frighteningly, all the indicators for a potential genocide to unfold in 2017 are already in

place.

02.

A Major War.

Is 2016 the new 1913?

There are signs out there that major powers could be sucked into horrifying collisions

if things don't immediately change course.

Depending on those involved, this war could be anywhere on the scale from "locally devastating"

to "World War III."

China is one potential worry.

In recent weeks, China and the US have been squaring off over both the South China Sea

and Taiwan.

While China would be insane to directly engage the US in a war, there's nothing to stop

them from attacking minor US allies.

This could then suck in the US and NATO, much as the assassination of one middle-aged dude

in 1913 wound up sending the entire world to war.

Then there's Russia.

One former NATO deputy commander has already predicted that Moscow will annex the Baltic

states in 2017, leaving the US and EU treaty-bound to protect them.

Or maybe the recent assassination of a Russian diplomat in Turkey will bring Ankara and Moscow

toe-to-toe, a conflict that, once again, the US would be treaty-bound to get involved in.

01.

A US Insurgency.

It sounds ridiculous.

The idea that a group in the United States would arm itself and begin a violent insurgency

sounds like something from a dystopian sci-fi story.

But it's scarily plausible.

US politics are more polarized than ever.

Pew Research shows that Americans no longer trust their countrymen from the other side

of the political spectrum.

Extreme left and right groups are stirring their followers into a violent frenzy on social

media, everyone thinks the system is rigged against their group, and both sides are arming

themselves.

Throw in a super-divisive election and a president many are convinced is illegitimate, and you've

got the stage set for another civil war.

We're not saying this will definitely happen in 2017 or even at all.

Most likely, none of this will come to pass, and we'll look extremely foolish.

But the US right now is a divided, angry, and worried place.

And unless someone works to break this cycle, it could lead down a very dark path indeed.

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Top 10 Jawaharlal Nehru Quotes Inspirational Quotes - Duration: 2:37.

A leader of India's nationalist movement and become

India's first prime minister after its independence

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will."

"Obviously, the highest type of efficiency is that which can utilize existing material to the best advantage"

"Ignorance is always afraid of change."

"The purely agitation attitude is not good enough for a detailed consideration of a subject."

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.

Action to be effective must be directed to clearly conceived ends.

There is perhaps nothing so bad and so dangerous in life as fear.

Our chief defect is that we are more given to talking about things than to doing them.

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.

Without peace, all other dreams vanish and are reduced to ashes.

Thank you so much for watching..!

Please subscribe for latest inspirational videos

and like share comment

and dont forget to be awesome...Bye

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I had a double mastectomy two months after my daughter was born - Duration: 0:21.

I had the double mastectomy a few months after she was born. I had a lumpectomy

when I was still pregnant and I was a little concerned about that, just with

her health and safety and getting a surgery, but everything went fine.

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Not being able to breastfeed my daughter was tough on me - Duration: 0:43.

It might've been not as intense, and not as...but feeding her with a bottle,

she's still huddling my arms, and I'm still nourishing her, and she's still

looking at me while she's feeding. So I think that she was able to bond with me

just as easily, but it was harder for me, a little bit, just knowing that I'm not

personally nourishing her. I'm not the one that's making her grow,

it's this formula made in some factory. But I think...I got over that and she

bonded with me fine, and I think that I thought more about it than it really was.

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I was diagnosed with cancer when I was 19 weeks pregnant - Duration: 1:13.

I was diagnosed with cancer when I was 19 weeks pregnant. It was a week to the

day that I...when I found out that I was pregnant with a girl is when...the next

week was when I had my lump checked out and they said, "This is not good." I

immediately went to start having chemo, because of the type of the tumor that

it was, it was very fast-growing, and had a lumpectomy. The lumpectomy

didn't look good, they weren't able to get perfectly clean margins,

so they said they wanted to do...a double mastectomy was the best thing for me.

And they ended up giving me a c-section three weeks early, earlier than when

Amelia was due, so that I could continue with my chemo sooner,

because they were really concerned about getting it all taken care of.

So she was tiny, tiny, tiny, when she was born. Preemie clothes were too big for

her, and now she's just this brute of a girl. I think she's a little bit big for

her age, which is great.

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Muscle Cars in Professional Race : Mustang vs Camaro vs Corvette vs Challenger || TransAm Race - Duration: 23:56.

Muscle Cars in Professional Race : Mustang vs Camaro vs Corvette vs Challenger

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My husband was very emotionally supportive - Duration: 0:59.

I felt like I was bonding with my children all the time, constantly.

I'm a stay-at-home mom, so I was bonding with them 24 hours a day,

and I still had a very strong bond with my husband. He was very emotionally

supportive for me. I don't think that he was able to bond with the children as

easily. He is happier with older children. Now that Franklin is almost three,

he is bonding with him a lot, and happy to take him out to do things,

just the two of them, but as babies he left that to me.

I think he felt like the mother is naturally bonding with the child,

and he let that lie the way it was, which I was fine with because I didn't want to

hand them over to anybody. I wanted to be the one to raise them, really.

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I was worried that I wouldn't bond with my daughter, because I could not breastfeed her - Duration: 0:49.

It's such a bonding, personal time with your child to breastfeed,

and it's when I...with Franklin, that's when I learned so much about

his personality, you know? We would have inside jokes even though he was a

newborn and we'd make each other laugh and giggle while he's

breastfeeding, and it was always so quiet and I would...it's very special.

Especially in the middle of the night was my favorite time to breastfeed even though

it meant I had no sleep at all. It was dark out, everybody was asleep except for

the two of us, and it really meant so much. And I was worried about not bonding

with my daughter because of not breastfeeding, and it might've taken a

little longer to bond with her...

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IF I WAS A CAT - Duration: 0:47.

If I was a cat.

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"DC vs Marvel" | Gabriel Iglesias - I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry - Duration: 5:23.

Aye, what's up everybody?

This is Gabriel Iglesias

We know who it is, we're on your channel

Well in case you didn't know

I'm just refreshing you and reminding you

Doesn't he normally wear Hawaiian shirts?

Not when it's freaking cold you guys

So that being said

Let me let you know right now about my new comedy special

Coming up very soon on Netflix called

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry

But he's always hungry

He's not sorry

You're probably right

Whatever the case, here's a sneak peek of

The new comedy special

I hope you guys check it out very soon

It's gonna be available on Netflix

It's uncut...

It's unrated...

And it's going to be ready for you

That's right people, Netflix

The people that brought you Narcos

You know, the show that kills a lot of Latinos

But it's entertaining

Yeah that one

So check this out you guys

Here's my new special

A clip of

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry

Available December twentieth

And if It's already past December twentieth then...

Just go back and watch it, its... It's okay

So my son has these two friends that come over

To the house all the time

One friend his name is Ken

Works a lot with computers

The other friend his name is Fabian

He wants to be a police officer

Both of these kids are really, really good

Now I keep calling everyone kids

Even though they're all 18

But to me, they're kids

I'm almost 40... I'm like ah, ya know?

Like some of the conversations that we have

Are very adult-like

And he other conversations I'm like...

What am I doing with my life?

For example at home...

At home when I'm hanging out

I usually just wear you know

Very similar to now except the Hawaiian shirt

I usually wear like a t-shirt that has

Like, either Star Wars or... Marvel Comics

Or Transformers on it or...

Cartoons

And I like wearing stuff like that around the house

One day, I'm wearing a t-shirt that has the Avengers on the front

And I walk into the living room

And my son's friend Fabian sees me

Wearing this shirt

And so he starts pointing

And I'm like what's up dude?

He goes

Pshhhh.... Weak

Scuse me?

Weak!

And then he says DC's better

What did you say?

DC's better

I'm like DC's ok... You know Obama lives there

They pass laws. They got hotels, historic museums

It's not even a real state

I dunno why you're getting cray cray

He goes nah foo!

DC comics!

And I'm like hey man... I'm almost 40

I don't care

It's just a really cool shirt, I like it...

It fits!

No big deal

That's cause they are

I go, you need to relax

Their the best!

I go, you need to chill

And in my head I'm like, why am I having this conversation

I have better things to do with my time

Like trying to get my son on an elephant

The kid in me is like, why are they the best?

And then he points at the shirt again

Iron man sucks, Batman's number one

I go... Why?

Cause he is

I go, that's not an argument

First of all...

Batman's not the best superhero

I hate to break it to you...

He's not

I can hear people already getting ready to boo

They're like oh no fluffy, don't go there

Don't go there fluffy, don't do it

Yes, I'm going to do this... Watch this

Batman's not the best superhero

Batman is the creepiest superhero

Batman is the creepiest superhero that has ever lived

He even sounds creepy

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

You don't recognize that voice?

Want some candy?

Help me find my puppy

Hello! He only comes out at night

His face is always covered up

He's always waiting in alleys

And who does he talk to?

A guy named Joker, a guy named Riddler

His name is Batman

Joker Riddler Batman... Joker Riddler Batman

Those are Mexican gang member names

Can you imagine if that was Batman's real identity?

At night

I'm Batman

During the day...

I'm Batman

I said alright Fabian, Mister "Batman's the best"

Based on my t-shirt

My t-shirts says Marvel Comics

I said I see Thor, I see Captain America

I see Iron man

Who are some of the superheroes that DC Comics has

That makes them better than Marvel..? Go

Batman

You said that

Superman

That's a good one

Wonder Woman

Ok

Green Lantern

Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

I said, I know the other superheroes but...

Green Lantern?

What's his power?

He wears a ring, and the ring gives him power

I said, that's a fantasy

I don't know any man who wears a ring

Who has power

And if you're not clapping right now...

My point exactly!

You can't clap can you?

You can't!

You know why you can't clap?

Cause you're sitting next to kryptonite!

Well there you have it you guys

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Every month they change it so I don't know

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Whatever it is that I'm up to

There goes my ride you guys... I gotta go

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