>> COMING UP AT 10:00 A.M. ON C-SPAN, THE HOUSE INQUIRY INTO
RUSSIA'S TAMPERING INTO THE ELECTION.
AT 11:00, SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HEARING ON
INTERFERENCE.
12:00, SENATE MARES TESTIMONY FROM JARED KUSHNER ON HIS
MEETINGS FROM W RUSSIANS.
THOUGHT 12:00 WAS PAUL MANAFORT.
>> 12:00 IS HOUSE COMMITTEE'S QUESTIONING OF MICHAEL COHEN
ABOUT RUSSIA.
11:00, MICHAEL FLYNN'S CONTACT WITH RUSSIA.
2:00, HEARINGS WITH AMBASSADOR KIDSLYIAC.
>> 2:00 IS THE F.B.I. TESTIMONY ON THEIR RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION.
>> WHEN DID THE SCHEDULE CHANGE?
AT'S THE HOLDUP?
DONE WITH THE PROMOS?
>> CHUCK, WHAT'S AT 2:00?
2:00, DEBATE ABOUT WHETHER REPRESENTATIVE NUNES SHOULD STEP
ASIDE IN THE RUSSIA PROBE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED ABOUT THE F.B.I. TESTIMONY INTO THE
INVESTIGATION WITH SNRUTION.
>> CLOSED MEETING.
NO THAT'S ROGER STONE.
YOU MEAN HOUSE COMMITTEE QUESTIONING OF CARTER PAGE ON
HIS RUSSIAN CONNECTIONS.
>> THOSE ARE DIFFERENT GUYS.
I DON'T KNOW.
HOW IS ANYONE -- ( RUSSIAN ACCENT )
>> EVERYONE OUT, I AM NEW BOSS, NOW SPECIAL REPORT FROM HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES.
( RUSSIAN MUSIC ) >> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH
For more infomation >> C-SPAN Can't Tell Which Russian Investigation Is Which - Duration: 1:35.-------------------------------------------
GORSUCH WINS BIG! Look Which Top 2 Democrats Pledged To Vote For Neil Gorsuch! - Duration: 10:26.
GORSUCH WINS BIG!
Look Which Top 2 Democrats Pledged To Vote For Neil Gorsuch!
Senator Joe Manchin will now vote to confirm Neil Gorsuch to be the ninth justice Supreme
Court.
This is huge.
Here is Joe Manchin's statement:
"Senators have a constitutional obligation to advice (sic) and consent on a nominee to
fill this Supreme Court vacancy and, simply put, we have a responsibility to do our jobs
as elected officials," Manchin said in a statement Thursday.
"I will vote to confirm him to be the ninth justice on the Supreme Court."
BREAKING UPDATE: Now, Heidi Heitkamp is going to support Gorsuch for nomination as well.
She is a Democrat from North Dakota.
Here is her video statement:
Here is what Heidi Heitkamp said:
"After doing my due diligence by meeting with Judge Gorsuch and reviewing his record
and testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, I've decided to vote in favor
of his confirmation.
He has a record as a balanced, meticulous, and well-respected jurist who understands
the rule of law," she said in a statement.That's because Neil Gorsuch is a great choice.
During his time on the bench, Judge Gorsuch has gotten praise by both Democrats and Republicans.
He has been rated as a high-quality jurist.
*** SHARE THIS everywhere!
Neil Gorsuch is gonna get in!
Get this out there.
The Democrats are folding.
Share this so that Trump can see the great news! (h/t Washington Examiner)SCANDAL ALERT!
Obama Changed This ONE Rule Just to SPY on Donald Trump!
Donald Trump was 100% right!
Barack Obama DID make a massive rule change right before leaving office just to get away
with spying on President Trump.
There was a longstanding rule that forced intelligence agencies to censor the names
of Americans intercepted during monitoring on foreign nationals before passing them on.
According to the new report from Circa.com, however, Obama made a last minuted switch
up that allowed him to target Trump and his team!
Obama changed a key rule that allowed him to unmask and then share the names revealed
with all of his top staff including, but not limited to, Susan Rice, John Brennan, and
Loretta Lynch.
The report also alleges that some of the intercepted reports gathered between November and January
concerned figures in Donald Trump's transition team who were communicating with foreign nationals.
Luckily, however, the NSA is expected to hand over a full and detailed report to Congress
soon revealing who and to what degree Obama abused this rule to spy on.
One source said,
"Wholesale access to unmasked incidental NSA intercepts essentially created the potential
for spying on Americans overseas after the fact, which is exactly what our foreign intelligence
arms are not supposed to be doing."
This is a very SERIOUS accusation.
If it is all true, and it seems more and more likely that it is, that means Obama violated
the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution that protects Americans from unlawful and unreasonable
search and seizures.
Of course, you and I both know the media will do their best to cover this up.
That's why it's up to us to SHARE this truth everywhere!Melania Rushes Out Of Female
Empowerment Event After Heinous Thing That Happened To Her
One would think that feminists would rally around other women, right?
Well, you would think that, but in this topsy-turvy world, you are very wrong.
You see, feminists only rally around women who think EXACTLY like them.
So, if you happen to have your own thought process they will shred you faster than you
could yell there is no such thing as patriarchy.
That was perfectly depicted yesterday when Melania Trump delivered a beautiful speech
at the State Department.
The first lady spoke at the Women of Courage Ceremony, encouraging women to be brave and
letting them know that they have a voice.
Of course, the liberal rag CNN covered the event and it is clear these fembots were in
a conundrum over it.
These feminist women wanted to appear tolerant and accepting of Melania since she is a woman,
but their hatred for Trump would not allow it.
One CNN guest, named Kate Bower could not mask her disdain for Melania at all.
So, Bower took the opportunity to bash the First Lady and then praise Michelle Obama.
Here is the full clip.
In case you missed it this what Kate Bower had to say.
"Well, another author said 'does she have a low profile?'
No, she has pretty much no profile at this point," she answered.
"I think there is a big question mark about what she's going to take on."
"We just saw that she hired a communications director, which I think could make a big difference
for her, but by this point in Michelle Obama's tenure, she had a staff around her.
She was very involved.
She had graced the covers of magazines and been a real force in Washington, and because
Melania Trump doesn't live here, we don't see much of her."
Jealousy much ladies?
Seriously gals, you all need to grow up already.
These women were so catty to Melania that they missed what woman empowerment really
is.
After the event, Melania rushed to take care of her other duties, like being a wife and
mother.
While the left may demean women who take these roles lightly, Melania does not.
And, if these women were truly about empowerment for all women they would be applauding her
and not ripping her to shreds.
H/T [ Daily Caller ]BOOM!
GDP Numbers Have Been Revised, And It's Every Democrat's Nightmare
Following the Trump administration coming into office the economy is doing better and
better by the day.
The gross domestic product has continued to increase.
In the final and third estimate of Q4 GDP, the BEA changed the prior estimate of 1.8%
to 2.1%.
It is being attributed to a sharp rise in consumer spending.
Consumer spending rose to 3.5% after previously being at 3.0% in Q2.
Consumption by itself was more than then entire GDP increase.
The second revision showed a 2.05% increase.
The real GDP spending increase is a result of a plethora of variables which include,
Consumer spending Private inventory investment
Residential investment Business investment
State and local government spending
In part though they were offset by declines in the department of exports and federal government
spending.
Imports are determined by subtracting the calculation of the GDP.
Look at some of the graphs below, Foreign travel, recreation services, gasoline
and other energy goods were the biggest economic contributors to the upward revision.
Purchase prices for American goods have increased 2.0% after consistently increasing over previous
quarters.
This did not include energy and food.
On other fronts, nonfinancial corporations decreased 4.9% in the fourth quarter while
there was a 5.4% percent increase in financial corporations.
Corporate profits increased in the United States 9.3%.
Overall under the Trump administration, the economy is slowly but surely getting better
and better.
Increases are never going to go in spikes but instead come in slow but consistent increases.
It is the President's pro-business policies that are no doubt playing a role in this success.
He has already rolled back anti-coal regulation as well as the halting of the Keystone and
Dakota Access pipeline.
Trump knows what it means to be successful and he is bringing that success to the American
economy.
We will only continue to win from here.National Vietnam War Veterans Day
On March 28, President Trump signed Senate Bill 305, the Vietnam War Veterans Recognition
Act of 2017 which designates March 29 as National Vietnam War Veterans Day.
It was on this day in 1973 that the last U.S. combat troops left Vietnam on this day in.
President Trump tweeted:
"Tonight I'm proud to sign S. 305, which encourages the display of the U.S. flag on
National Vietnam War Veterans Day tomorrow, March 29th."
U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey (R-PA), who co-authored the bill with Joe Donnelly (D-IN), said, Some
of them were actually treated quite poorly.
And that was a tragic period in our history driven by people's perceptions of the war.
Fortunately, that, I think, is behind us now.
And I hope and I believe we've gotten to a place where the American people realize
how much we really should be grateful to the men and the women who served this country
in Vietnam during that very, very difficult time."
And Zachariah Pearson, director of McKean County, Penn.
Veterans Affairs added,
Vietnam veterans nobly served during a conflict which was not too popular during that time.
It's an absolute shame the way in which this country responded to the welcoming home
of our Vietnam veterans.
When they got home, they struggled to find employment, healthcare and places to go to
talk about some of the events that took place over there."
Many of us Vietnam Veterans remember the way we were treated as we returned home.
And many of us will continue to suffer from our participation in that war.
But we will never forget that
Out of the 2.7 million U.S. service members who served in Vietnam, more than 58,000 were
killed and more than 304,000 were wounded.
And we are thankful to all of you who come up to us and thank us for our service to our
country.
You may be unaware how much we appreciate that.
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Conflicting Prophecies Which One is True? - Duration: 18:43.
Conflicting Prophecies: Which One is True?
3-28-17
May the Lord bless us all with the gift of clarity in discernment and wisdom to know
your voice for us.
Amen.
Well, Heartdwellers, I received an email that caught my attention.
And you know I try to avoid looking at anything on the internet, because that's what I've
been told not to do.
And I was not obedient to the Lord, I allowed my curiosity to get the better of me.
So, I checked it out.
It was an internet person claiming to be a prophet and their message was greatly conflicting
with the ones He has been giving me.
So, I began to question my source…am I really hearing from God or not?
You know, it's always a nice confirmation, especially when what you're being given in
prayer is different from what other people are being given.
I went through this around the time of the Rapture, when I lost a bunch of people, because
the Rapture would be delayed if our prayers and offerings were sufficient to hold back
the wrath.
So, I came kind of tucking my tail, and I said, "Lord, I don't understand a voice
claiming to be a prophet speaks about rioting etc.
And this American Spring demonstration planned on a Satanic Sabbath, May 1, this year, seems
to be a likely source of trouble and instability in our nation.
Was that word from You or the enemy?
Jesus answered, "Many say many things.
Not all are to be believed.
And this will be disarmed like all the rest of Satan's plots if My people continue to
pray and fast."
That definitely seems like a threatening thing, but you know?
The Lord disarmed, I guess it was the Republican convention, there were supposed to be riots.
And He handled all of that.
And we're continuing to pray and fast, so I know that He can handle this.
It's not set in concrete.
Jesus answered me, "Many say many things.
Not all are to be believed.
And this will be disarmed like all the rest of Satan's plots if My people continue to
pray and fast."
I know I've had a burden every single day, and I've been giving up what I can for our
nation.
Jesus continued, "My love, I need to explain to you that each ministry I empower has a
different purpose.
Your purpose is love, hope, intimacy and empowerment.
This is My dearest wish for My Bride.
Sadness, doom and gloom, disaster must also be brought forth, but for different vessels
I choose different messages.
However, on close scrutiny, they can all be resolved as saying the very same things in
confirmation.
"For instance, some of My prophets are strictly encouragers, such as Lana Vawser.
Others are watchmen that warn, foretell future events based on what I see will happen.
However, they appear to be more cast in concrete rather than given with the impetus to pray
against them.
"Some people latch onto the bad news and never go any further.
Others fall to their knees and plead for Mercy.
There are times when disaster is turned away and times when it is mitigated, and times
when it hits seemingly full force.
But in reality, it never hits full force.
Things are never as bad as they could have been, because I hear the pleas and prayers
of those who cry out for Mercy.
"In this ministry, I have steadily exhorted all to look to the good but carry the sword
in one hand while creating in the other.
Taken over all, change is coming to America, but not without a fight.
It will be either good or bad depending on who hearkens to My exhortations to pray and
fast.
If enough souls respond, the worst will be averted.
It truly is a balance as you have portrayed it.
"Chaos is from the enemy, even the use of dark matter to incite insurrections and fighting.
There is much evil planned for events coming up, but prayer will disarm much of it as it
did with the demonstrations set off during the elections.
"The best you can do is pray and educate.
Spread the word.
The unemployed, criminal element terrorist networks, Islamic extremists and those who
are looking to make an easy dollar and have no scruples about how they do it, are being
paid to demonstrate and cause trouble.
"My Love, you have the right perspective and the right message.
This is Me, Clare.
I understand much better than any man or woman can what My Bride needs to her keep going.
I have anointed you to lead according to My words to you, that she may be strong against
the enemy AND productive.
Not just fighting constant battles and getting ready for the worst, which is what is happening
to those who focus on the bad new prophecies.
Many lives are not productive, because they are living only to protect themselves and
their families.
It will not go well with them when I come.
"Here on this channel, I have taught you all to put on My sandals and walk the Good News
out to everyone through the medium anointed for you.
From gently educating the doubtful on forums, all the way to taking part in productions
that reach the masses: music, movies, radio and television.
No matter what the nation is going through, you can still exercise your gifts and expand
your abilities to be more relevant.
As you learn to create, speak, write, you become more and more sensitive to My Spirit
and as things in the world occur you can address people with what is on My heart.
"You see many live in a punishment mode.
'You sinners are going to be punished and I'm going to be saved.'
This was NEVER My message, NEVER.
Even in My ministry there was only one group I condemned: the religious hypocrites.
The prostitutes did enter Heaven before them.
Not because they felt condemned to Hell, but because they felt loved and forgiven.
This is My message still, to this date: to heal, bind up the wounded, set free the captive
and teach forgiveness as well as forgiving their sins.
"Those who major on punishment narratives very often lose sight of the heart of the
Gospel, which is love and forgiveness.
They become slanted and twisted, sowing condemnation and fear.
Yes, some will convert out of fear, but then I have the task of convincing them of My Love.
"The reason why you have had so many conversions is because you present the Real Me, the Loving
Me, and most have only been exposed to the judgmental Me, which I only exercised on the
Pharisees, because they failed to love.
"So you see, you are doing your job by presenting not just the calamity but the answer to forestalling
the calamity and being productive in the midst of it.
If Satan can keep you surfing 24/7 for where and when the asteroid is going to hit... well,
he has effectively stolen your gifts.
You will not use them because you are riveted on when it's going to hit.
"This has been going on since the 50's, Clare!
Look at the lives that were wasted because they only lived to escape the wrath to come
written in Revelation.
"Now I have shown you the REALITY of what will or can happen, and asked you to pray
against it, while working on the joyous things I've given you to do.
So, you are prepared when difficulties arise, but you are also maturing in your gifts and
reaching people.
How wonderful is that?
"If I were to give you only prophecies about the end, you would never have done that painting
of Me.
Please, My Beloved, do not compare yourself to other vessels; each has a unique charism
unless they are fashioning themselves to look like another minister.
They each have their uniqueness and when all are joined together, the message becomes complete.
Warning, yes.
Nourishing, yes.
Building up, yes.
And maturing in the things of the Spirit, including spiritual warfare and caring for
the poor.
Yours is a very well rounded message and I do not want you changing anything about it.
"And when you examine the doom and gloom prophecies, most if not all have not come to pass.
Why?
Because those in My end times army bent the knee, prayed and fasted for more time, more
grace and more mercy.
"There is not even a trace of the poison of self-righteousness, 'Well, the comet's going
to hit and kill all those sinners and we are going home in the Rapture.'
This is driven by pride, self-righteousness and judgmental attitudes, all attributes of
a religious spirit.
The sad thing is, if those who judge others and condemn them could see themselves in My
mirror, they would see that they, too, are unworthy.
In fact, even more unworthy because they failed to love their brothers as they love themselves.
"You need to know this, My Love, you really do."
He said that because I was thinking, 'Well, Lord, You've told me this so many times.
I should know it by now.
So, He repeated that I need to know.
He continued, "I know it is a long message, but you need to understand that prophets - be
they authentic and of Me, or false and of themselves - just parroting to the public
what they have heard others say and calling that prophetic...
You need to know that what I am doing on this channel is covering all I taught while I was
on the Earth, as well as calling out for repentance.
Again and again and again I have said, it is My KINDNESS that leads to repentance.
It was My kindness to the adulterous, the prostitutes, the tax collectors that led to
their conversions.
They had heard the judgement and condemnation of the religious community all their lives
and it only drove them into hopelessness and further from Me.
"So, there is wisdom to My approach on the Still Small Voice channel and I would not
have it any other way.
Do not look at the other prophets and condemn yourself.
Look at Me and obey.
You are My faithful Bride.
You have not allowed yourself to be influenced by others.
Hold to this grace and Our children will be many and healthy.
"And for you, My children, I exhort you.
If you go to many channels out of curiosity, you will have spiritual conflict and confusion.
You will be so busy following the threads of who is false and who is real that you will
neglect the beauty that is within you - the unique gifts I would love to empower you in.
"Your discernment needs to come from your relationship with Me.
That is why I have led Clare to do multitudes of videos on discernment, so you would be
equipped to deal with these deceptive times; a different voice on every corner, many inciting
fear not love."
And I just wanted to mention something here.
And that is that I'm realizing now, that if people who have internet ministries can constantly
excite insecurity and fear in their audience, the audience is going to become addicted to
them.
And want to all the time hear the latest thing, just to make sure that it isn't going to come
down tomorrow.
They're going to be very insecure and restless.
And they're going to want to hear more about what's going to happen next.
So, they'll constantly be feeding on what the next person says is going to happen next.
And that's a bad place to be.
That's a terrible place to be.
We need to put our trust in the Lord, finely tune our discernment, so we can hear His voice
clearly.
That's the most important thing, is to know Him.
To love Him.
To hear Him clearly and to serve Him.
So, I just would exhort all of you, dear Heartdwellers, to pay particular attention to what the Lord
is asking us to do.
And drown out the voices of fear and insecurity that keep coming back for more fear and insecurity.
Jesus continued, "I have warned you on this channel from the very beginning, you will
have spiritual heart burn if you pursue the latest fad in prophecy.
Pursue Me and you will have the latest Prophecy.
I will see to it that you are the right position in My Kingdom.
"Look around you, dear ones.
Many false prophets have come into the world, seemingly sincere.
Examine their lives closely: are they for Me or for themselves?
Have they brought you into a deeper relationship with Me or more confusion?
"In the end, all that matters is our relationship and your faithfulness.
Where you grow in this area is where you should stay and not give your ears to the latest
prophetic gossip that comes from sources that would alarm and shock you.
Stay faithful to Me and you will become who I created you to be.
"Months or years down the road you will discover that the ones who follow every prophetic voice
without discernment are still without fruit.
Are still confused and feeling far away from Me.
Still struggling with the same sins, and not growing in holiness, charity or brotherly
love.
That will tell you all you need to know and be a confirming sign to you that I am the
only Voice you need to hearken to.
I am your Light and your Salvation.
I alone can be trusted.
The most important thing in your life is to learn to discern My voice and to know Me on
an intimate basis."
Jesus, please forgive me for listening to that chatter.
I followed that rabbit trail and was not convinced it came from You.
The fruits were very questionable, but I didn't want to think anymore about it, 'cause I didn't
want to fall into judgement.
That's YOUR servant, not mine.
The Lord continued, "By their fruits you will know them, Clare.
My precious, come to Me.
Let Me wipe away those fears and doubts that have attacked you tonight.
You are Mine.
There is beautiful fruit on your channel.
That's all you need to know.
You are Mine and I am yours."
But I do make mistakes sometimes, Lord….
"A diamond is not considered authentic if it doesn't have a flaw.
My grace is sufficient for you, and should you err in a message, I will cover for you.
Not cover over, but come back and straighten it out and make sure no one did things based
on what you said if it was in error.
I will be your safeguard for My sheep.
I, Myself, shepherd them through you, and should they eat a toxic plant?
I, Myself, will medicate and heal them.
"My people, be faithful to Me.
Hearken to My voice alone.
A stranger do not follow.
Sensationalism is the motive behind many who make an outrageous living by keeping the flock
restless and fearful.
It is a travesty.
Those who deliberately mislead My sheep for worldly gain will occupy some of the hottest
places in Hell.
"A stranger My sheep will not follow; they will run from them.
When you lose your peace and begin to think in anxious ways, beware.
There is a wolf nearby.
Stay on the path of peace and intimacy with Me.
Truly the road ahead is treacherous for those who hearken to strange voices.
"My sheep know My voice.
I will lead them in and out of the sheepfold.
They will drink from pristine springs of water.
They will be spiritually healthy and eat from the finest grass."
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Podchwytliwe pytania! W którym miesiącu rodzą się Murzyniątka? | [BrzozaTV] - Duration: 22:58.
Hello, it's Brzoza!
Today I'm going to ask tricky questions.
Watch the video!
A shepherd has 17 sheep.
All of them, except nine, died.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
He had 17 sheep, all of them died.
Except nine?
Yes.
So he has 8 sheep.
Because nine of them died.
There are 8 sheep left.
On the Polish-Czech border, a rooster laid an egg. Whose egg is it?
Well... I don't know.
It's the border's egg.
I don't know.
I don't know. I really don't know.
On the Polish-Czech border.
A rooster laid an egg. Who does the egg belong to?
It belongs to Poland...
It belongs to Poland... I don't know!
So whose egg is it?
Poland's egg.
A man is going down the street. He's wearing black clothes.
He has no shiny elements.
Then a car is passing by, its lights are off.
Despite this, the car stopped. Why?
Maybe he stopped because of traffic lights?
But there were no traffic lights.
The car stopped in front of him...
I have no idea.
Because it was a day.
Ah, but you said it was dark everywhere.
A man is going down the street. He's wearing black clothes. He has no shiny elements.
Then a car is passing by, its lights are off. Despite this the car stopped in front of him. Why?
You wake up at 9.
You go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
If I wake up at 9
and I go to sleep at 8.
But 8AM or 8PM?
I mean 8PM.
Ah, at 8?
Then I sleep...
Yeah... No... Yes. 19 hours.
How many?
No, if I wake up at 8... 19 hours.
19 or 18, I can't remember.
You go to sleep at 8.
I go to sleep!
Then yes, it would be 19 hours.
Because there're 11 hours left to 8PM...
No, wait!
Oh God, no... I got it wrong.
I'm in humanities class!
I can answer.
Oh God...
Then answer.
How many?
How much do I sleep or...?
How much do you sleep.
If I go to sleep at 20 and I wake up at 9.
At 8.
So at 20?
At 8 AM.
8 and 20 are different things. At 8.
I go to sleep at 8AM.
An I wake up at...?
You wake up at 9 and go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
An hour.
No. How?
How? I mean...
You go to sleep at 8 and wake up at 9. It's an hour.
No.
I wake up at 9, I go to sleep at 8.
Yes.
You sleep one hour.
You wake up at 9.
You go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
It would be...
23.
I sleep 23 hours.
23.
One hour.
You see!
You wake up at 9.
But you went to sleep at 8.
You sleep an hour.
Oh God...
You made me look like an idiot.
I knew that it should go like that...
See you on YouTube, guys!
You're a plane pilot.
There are two Germans and three Poles on board.
Who is the plane's pilot?
Two Germans and three Poles?
Yes.
I guess two Germans.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
Every four years.
I mean three years, not four
And doesn't every month have 28 days?
Yeah, every month.
On the Polish-Czech border, a rooster laid an egg. Who does this egg belong to?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But what do you think?
I don't know.
On the Polish-Czech border.
A rooster laid an egg.
Whose egg is it?
Poland's egg.
You're a plane's pilot.
There are two Germans and three Poles on board. Who is the plane's pilot?
Two Germans and three Poles?
Yes.
We don't know.
There's no information.
You wake up at 9 and you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
23.
I mean I'm awake 23 hours.
Wait a minute...
No, once again...
You wake up at 9 and you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
Okay, so...
I wake up at 8, I go to sleep at 9...
So...
11...
How many?
11.
Wait a minute.
It seems to be easy.
It's very simple.
Okay then.
Once again.
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
Ah, I thought it's the opposite way. Okay.
I wake up at 9, I go to sleep at 8.
Yes.
So 4 plus 9... 13.
Yeah? Okay.
How many?
13.
One hour.
It was a mental shortcut.
I go to sleep at...
On the Polish-Czech border
a rooster laid an egg. Whose egg is it?
On the border.
Polish-Czech.
It belongs to both countries, I guess.
A rooster laid an egg?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
On the Polish-Czech border, a rooster lays this egg.
Whose egg can it be?
Poland's egg.
It belongs to Poland.
You're a plane's pilot.
There are two Germans and two Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
A Pole.
Why?
Because a Pole can drive anything.
That's a nice question.
A shepherd had 17 sheep.
All of them died, except nine.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
I don't know.
He had 17. All of them died, except 9.
How many does he have?
8.
I can understand your answer.
Fast mathematics.
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8.
How many hours do you sleep?
I go to sleep at 9?
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8.
11.
Yes?
8 and 20 are two different things to be clear.
Ah okay.
I don't know.
How come...?
You wake up at 9, you go to sleep at 8. How many hours do you sleep?
One hour.
Great!
No, something is wrong here...
You gave the right answer.
Really?
You wake up at 9 and you go to sleep at 8.
Yeah.
So it's an hour.
But there's something tricky about it.
No, you gave the right answer.
Really?
Yes.
Other people say 23.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
10 ravens were sitting on a tree.
I mean, the birds. 10 birds.
3 of them were killed.
How many ravens are there on the tree?
Seven.
0 because all of them flew away.
Boom!
On the top of the roof a rooster laid an egg.
On the very top.
On which side will this egg fall down?
It won't fall down.
Why?
Because if it has balance, it won't fall.
It doesn't have and it will fall down.
It will fall on the front.
A rooster doesn't lay eggs.
Tell me, which month has 28 days?
February.
Because sometimes it has 29 days.
Only February?
Yes.
I thought that every month has 28 days.
Then you are wrong.
Doesn't January have 28 days?
No.
Then how many?
31
If it has 31 days, it has 28 days.
Ah, yeah, right.
Thanks!
Is 22nd of July in France?
I don't know.
Maybe there is.
Is it or not?
I don't know.
There isn't.
A shepherd had 17 sheep.
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
All of them except 9?
So all of them or nine?
He had 17 sheep. Hi!
All of them died, except 9.
How many did he have?
17.
12.
On the Polish-Czech border a rooster laid an egg.
Who does this egg belong to?
Polish-Czech?
Yes.
I think Poland.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
February.
Every month.
A question for you, you don't talk much.
You're a plane's pilot. There are two Germans and three Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
I don't know.
Two Germans and three Poles...
A German and a Pole I guess...
I don't know.
You are a plane's pilot.
There are a Russian, a German and two Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
How come - who?
Once again.
You're a plane's pilot...
There are a Russian, a German and two Poles on board.
Who's the plane's pilot?
From the three nationalities?
In general, who's the pilot?
The one who...
Who?
What do you mean? What do you mean - who?
Who's the plane's pilot?
I don't know. I don't know what you mean.
A ship is 50 ells long.
How many el(bows) does the captain have?
You will make it look like I give the wrong answer, right?
How can I know that?
Think about it.
I don't want to answer. I'm shy.
I will say something stupid and the Internet will laugh at me.
Please, I know how this will end.
Keep talking.
Don't answer, they will really do it. They will destroy you.
Give a normal answer, it's simple.
Once again. The ship is 50 ells long.
It's 50 ells long and how many el(bows) does the ship's captain have?
Two.
And what, does thinking hurt?
2 elbows.
He was talking shit in the beginning so we will destroy him on the Internet.
Sorry, I'm a bit sick.
Okay, we got it.
A doctor told you to take pills every 30 minutes.
How many pills did you take in an hour?
Every 30 minutes?
2.
Yeah, two.
Are you sure?
In an hour?
Well, yes, two.
An hour has 30 minutes.
30.
Every 30 minutes.
You take a pill at 00:00 for example.
Then at 00:30, 30 minutes.
And the whole hour, it's 60 minutes.
Yes.
But you start at :00, then 00:30...
Ah yeah, then three.
But you said two.
Okay, one more question.
Okay.
You're a ship's pilot.
Or not.
A plane's pilot.
There are three Germans and two Poles.
Who's the plane's pilot?
Me.
Why?
You said that I'm the pilot.
You see. If you want to, you can do it.
Jesus, maybe you will ask me about Maths?
Yeah.
No...
Come on, it's simple. Ready?
A shepherd has 17 sheep.
All of them died, except nine.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
All of them died, except 9?
Yes.
8.
Or none.
Then how many?
8 or none.
Okay, thank you.
See you on the Internet.
He gave you three pills and told you to take them every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
30 minutes.
A doctor gave you three pills.
He told you to take one every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
90 minutes?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It takes as long as he told me to take the pills.
Which month are black babies born?
I guess every month.
Yes?
And not the ninth month?
Ah, yeah, the ninth month.
Tell me... A stick has two ends.
How many ends do 7 and a half of stick have?
No, I don't know...
There's a guy.
He's wearing black clothes.
He has no shiny or reflective things.
No emblems that make him stand out.
A car is passing, its lights are off.
Despite all that, the car stopped in front of him. Why?
I don't know.
Maybe he was smiling and his teeth were very white.
It was daytime.
Did you say that before?
Did I have to?
I don't know.
I didn't say that it was night, that's the most important thing.
A doctor gave you three pills.
He told you to take one every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
3 pills every 30 minutes? How much time does it take?
Yes.
3 pills... I think 10 minutes.
How much?
10 minutes.
3 pills, 30 minutes.
I guess it's 10 minutes.
A shepherd had 17 minutes.
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
8.
Why?
No... All of them died... Then all of them died.
A shepherd has 17 sheep.
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
I don't know, sorry.
I guess 8. I think 8.
But all of them died, except 9.
So...
I don't know. I guess I'm stupid.
So your answer is 8.
Yes.
In which month are black babies born?
I don't know. Every month.
The ninth month.
Ah, that's what you meant.
On the Polish-Czech border a rooster laid an egg.
Which country does this egg belong to?
Once again.
On the Polish-Czech border a rooster laid an egg. Who does this egg belong to?
On the Polish-Czech border?
There's an egg?
A rooster laid an egg. Whose egg is it?
But it laid in rather on the Polish or on the Czech side?
In the middle, on the border.
Then it doesn't belong to anyone.
A half here, a half there...
It's the border, so...
But if the rooster laid it?
Then it belongs to the rooster.
A doctor gave you three pills.
He asked you to take them every 30 minutes.
How much time does the treatment take?
There was no answer in this question.
Excuse me?
There's no answer for this question.
How come?
A doctor gave you three pills. He told you to take them every 30 minutes. How much time does the treatment take?
Theoretically, it should take 1,5 hour,but...
No, an hour.
Ah yes.
Have a nice day.
You're a ship's captain.
One German, three Poles and one Russian are on board.
Who's the ship's captain?
A German, three Poles and a Russian?
Yes.
What do you think?
It's hard, hard, hard...
Only one can be a captain, right?
Yes.
Exactly.
If there are three Poles, then it must be one of them.
But we don't know which one.
It must be one of the Poles.
I guess it's one of the Poles.
Tell me...
A stick has two ends.
How many ends do 7,5 sticks have?
7,5 sticks? 15.
A stick has two ends...
And 7,5 sticks?
7 sticks... 7...
Two ends, right?
So 7,5 sticks have two ends?
No. I'm 100% sure.
Excuse me?
I'm not good at Maths.
Which month has 28 days?
February.
But sometimes it has more.
Every 4 years it has more days.
So which one?
Which month?
Yes.
February.
And why not every month?
Got you!
A guy is wearing black clothes.
He has no flashlight or anything that could make him more visible.
Despite all that, a car stopped in front of him. Why?
That's the question?
Yes.
Once again.
A man is wearing black clothes.
He's walking down the street.
He has no flashlight and nothing that could make him any more visible.
But a car stopped in front of him. Why?
Because the car has the lights on?
The car's lights are not on.
It's not possible that a car doesn't have lights on at night.
Who said that it was night?
Yes.
You said it was dark.
No, I said that the man was wearing black clothes.
I told you I can't take part in this...
In which month are black babies born?
I don't know, God...
Black babies?
I don't know.
Say something.
I don't know... In January?
The ninth month.
Why?
They are born in the ninth month.
Why?
In which month were you born?
The ninth.
That's right. Black babies are people, too.
Okay, but why in the ninth month?
Because they are born.
Okay.
A rooster laid an egg on the Polish-Czech border.
Who does this egg belong to?
To the rooster?
I don't know.
It's tricky.
But the rooster laid it on the Polish-Czech border. Whose egg is it?
I don't know.
I don't know. It belongs to Poland?
Excuse me?
To Poland?
Great.
Two.
I don't know. Wait. Think once again.
A stick has two ends. How many ends do 7 and a half stick have?
How many ends...
I know this question.
Seven and a half...
Two.
Are you recording?
You wasn't recording?
Okay, we got it.
A shepherd had 17 sheep.
No...
All of them died, except 9.
How many sheep does the shepherd have?
All of them died, except 9?
17.
But all of them died, except 9.
He has none.
A stick has two ends.
How many ends do 7,5 stick have?
7,5...
I don't know.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Say something.
No, I won't...
In which month are black babies born?
I don't know.
I mean...
He's right. Every month.
The ninth month.
In which month are black babies born?
Every month.
Every month.
I thought in the ninth month. Have a nice day.
A ship is 50 ells long.
How many el(bows) does the captain have?
I won't answer, because you will make me look stupid.
Greetings to everyone.
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We didn't show you right answers, because that's what this episode was about.
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in which i try to speak german off the cuff [CC: German & English] - Duration: 2:07.
It is easier, MUCH easier, to speak German when I'm alone in my own room.
It is so, so easy, and simple, and... so on.
Um...
I'm not so nervous?
I'm only... a little scared.
But... most(ly), it's okay.
I know that I, um, make mistakes.
I know.
Obviously.
Um.
But, I don't care, I...
I'm still learning, and...
...yeah. I have to...
...train? (I meant practice) ...in order to get better.
You know? hahahaha.
Okay, tha-- that's...
I said that in a... in another video?
Um...
Whatever.
I said...
...this, okay, I said, "That's all for today, and forever, bye!"
And I found myself (incorrect)...
I found myself (correct), I found myself (correct)/I found myself (incorrect) so cute.
Oh, I have my... these (retainers)... in my mouth.
Sorry, okay.
That's all for today, and forever...
I'm sorry, bye!
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Discover This On Time: 14 Signals Which Show That Your Liver Is Not Working As Expected - Duration: 3:52.
discover this on time 14 signals which
show that your liver is not working as
expected when it comes to hell it is
very important that you find the
symptoms of the disease on time to be
able to consult a doctor and prevent
further complications the liver is an
extremely important organ and the
symptoms of this silliness will not be
difficult to identify the liver is a key
organ because it constantly eliminates
toxins from your body it also filters
the blood from the intestines and
processes and stores nutrients which are
converted into energy the detoxification
process performed by the liver has two
steps the first is to produce certain
enzymes that make toxins less bad for
the body while the second connects these
toxins to molecules making it easy to
expel them from the body the liver is a
very busy organ and it is essential for
digestion and due to increased intake of
toxins in the body through diet off from
the environment it can work slowly there
are several symptoms that indicate the
slow work of the liver fatigue even with
minimal physical effort headaches that
are manifested in the orbit pain in the
joints and muscles excessive sweating
because the body releases toxins that
the liver cannot process problems with
the skin in the form of acne and eczema
as it comes to accumulation of toxic
compounds that the liver has not
processed and released
allergies because the toxins are
accumulated in the organism constipation
or diarrhea and they are accompanied by
painting the stomach as it comes to
flatulence to problems of weight gain
although there isn't much intake of food
problems with digestion of fatty food
bad breath hormonal imbalance because
the liver cannot eliminate excess
hormones difficulties in concentration
and mental tasks represent a great
effort possible depression even though
you have not been exposed to trauma or
an event that could be the cause the
feeling of anxiety because there is an
impression that something bad was going
to happen these symptoms can also be
symptoms of other diseases and to
eliminate the problems with the liver it
is important to see a doctor as well as
consume quality food every day liver
detoxification will best be achieved by
introducing a diet rich in fruits and
vegetables olive oil fish and vegetable
and meat proteins these kinds of food
can help in the regeneration and
improvement in the work of the liver and
do not contain high levels of toxins to
protect your liver avoid excessive
consumption of alcohol and caffeine
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