[>2000 hours >Scarwood Depot]
[EcoScratcher is sitting in the attic of Scarwood Depot, once a station. He has stuff set up.] [He watches Westover Wednesday S1E5 and wonders if another one comes out.]
Oh boy, I can't wait for Season 2 Episode 2
to come out. Or Season 2 Episode 4. Or Season 3 Episode 1.
Among other stuff which should be revived in my opinion, there's only 1 video in Eco
Game Rants and it's about how fans blinded about the truth devote their Robux to a game
creator who doesn't care. You know what, let's start this up again.
Only issue now is which game to rant about. Oh wait, I have an idea.
Ah, nice. Hello everyone, thanks for tagging along, I'm EcoScratcher and today, we shall
resume Eco Game Rants for a rant about Vehicle Simulator.
[Music and intro of drone shots plays] [Eco Game Rants / Vehicle Simulator / Produced by >ECOSCRATCHER]
Now, for those uneducated folks in the audience
watching, Vehicle Simulator is a popular Roblox game which is basically BeamNG Drive's aborted
brother. This game was created by Summit Studios, a Roblox group. However, the main bulk of
this work is done by Belzebass, who scripts everything and SimBuilder (who I could probably
order his logo off some random forum shop on scratch.mit.edu), whose only notable achievement
is the SimChassis. The other forty to fifty percent is made by other contributors, listed
in the Credits menu. Also, if you're one of those cool, edgy fellow kids whose only option
to get popular (fame is a natural instinct) is to become a developer for the popular but
slightly undeserving Pacifico and attempt to bash TwentyTwoPilots all the time for "being
ripped off" and "needs to get good" with his bought vehicles, you will be disappointed
that your assumed likeable games of Vehicle Simulator also has this trait of buying vehicles
from sites like TurboSquid. Yeah. I ruined your logic process, didn't I? okay I think
I might have cooked that one a lil' too much. Let's continue. As Simbuilder helplessly attempted
to persuade me with his tweet: We have boats, planes and drones.
wow that got 13 likes calm down Vehicle SImulator fanboys That was in response to a tweet by me which
was a failed roast which simply said: Hey "vehicle" games
actually focus on other vehicles not just cars
This was a parody of his earlier tweet of Hey "Simulator" games, don't be a clicker
game. Love, Simbuilder
And of course, I didn't get the fame that I asked for (fame is a natural instinct).
But let's review the 3 boats, 3 air vehicles, 2 unloved drones, 2 motorcycles, 1 bus and
the 37 and more cars because apparently according to Simbuilder, quantity is prioritised over quantity.
[DUN DUN of the intro]
We are first presented with a title page which
allows us to select our roles. You can be a normal citizen, a police or a prisoner.
I'm getting Jailbreak vibes already woohoo. also all of these 3 roles are also roles in
a game series called Ultimate Driving. 100% inspiration, 0% copying. Locked behind a paywall
are 3 more roles, SWAT, Transit Worker and Tow Trucker which yeah, you need bloody game
passes to drive them. And guess where 2 of these 3 roles I just mentioned came from?
Ultimate Driving. Originality 100. Stepping into the game, let's try the cars first, seeing as
that's the only thing that Simbuilder only cares about in the game. If this was a clone
of BeamNG, I think that everyone would be moderately happy. But no, it's not supposed
to be a clone of BeamNG and we get games like Car Crushers 2 instead which really drive
in the idea that a full BeamNG clone might be possible. Back on topic, there are lots
of cars. Most of them are super cars though with literally only around 5 to 8 cars that
are just the normal cars that you usually see roaming around the streets. Unless you're
in a rich neighbourhood, that is. Now, let's see the other types of vehicles shall we?
Let us now proceed with the ATV. Okay it doesn't like me does it? It legitimately wants to
fling itself away to the final frontier and kill me. It's not my fault, is it? Then we
have the motorcycle. It's just a motorcycle on a car chassis. You can't even lean the
darn thing on it's side. It's good but there's zero effort put into the making of a motorcycle.
Next, we have water vehicles, I'm reviewing the Jetski and Speedboat because I can't pay
up 3 million dollars for a yacht. They're both well… less than favourable. I mean
they can jump up to land for no actual reason? The Jetski also has the Roblox speed indicator
thing on the bottom for reasons unknown. After those bloody awful so called 'water
vehicles', we then have the air vehicles. I only own one, a OG one, the Pitts Stunt
plane. Now are the physics: A: Good, solid Roblox physics
B: There are flight simulators which have better physics but it's better than ExaPlane
Premium C: Top notch physics in Roblox
or D: These physics are horrible.
You have until the end of this sentence to answer this in your mind.
Alright, if you guessed D which was that anything was better than the bloated SimChassis for
air vehicles, you are correct! They're plain awful. Excuse me, I must now demonstrate
[Demonstration flight results in the crash of the plane]
Yeah, that demonstration was so bad that this video could've been called off and cancelled.
But alas, we have the bus. It is so bad that
it needs it's own, very special segment. May I introduce you, to the most horrendous bus
ever made on Roblox. Look at this, what is this? Who on earth thought
that this was a great idea? The mesh is simply plain awful.
Look at the side. What is this? The doors are simply just rectangles with borders! Oh
wait you already saw the interior, didn't you
Now you see it full glory and oh boy, your eyes are bleeding, aren't you. I've seen better
interiors in free model buses. I feel like we need to have a idiocy vaccine because people
are actually buying the 200 Robux game pass associated with the bus. 23,000 people, in
fact. Let's conduct arithmetic. 200 Robux times 23,000 gullible members of society results
in 4.6 million Robux. Now, as Simbuilder is an Outrageous Builder's Club owner, he keeps
70% of that amount which means that he has made a profit of 3.22 million Robux. Let's
check DevEx, shall we? So we have the 1 million and 2 million comprising
our 3 million which is $10,500 USD then we have the 220,000 Robux which can be cashed
out as 2 payments of 100,000 Robux which is $700 USD. Add em' up and that's $11,200 United
States Dollars. Now, that's $11,200 for a bus which has literal rectangles with borders
as a door and the worst attempt at a so called 'interior' in Roblox. Look at this interior.
The seats are literally rectangles strapped together at perpendicular angles. And the
interior comprises of one colour which in our case is black. I've seen arcade games
which have done better. In fact, I'll link some bus games down in the description for
you to try yourself. In my opinion, they're pretty darn good. Most of them require a group
in order to drive and potentially training, but they're a big step forward if you're serious
about buses. But guess what? We still haven't touched one
final point yet. The drones. As per the current demonstration displayed on your screens as
of right now, the drones are just bad. Since they also have WASD controls which are also
they keybinds for the cars. They also have the keybinds of the arrow keys for panning
which also somehow were the keybinds for the cars. The end result is just a horrible mess
of stuff that nobody actually uses. There's actually 2 drones but one is designed to be
much inferior to murder your mind of actual rational thinking. The other one isn't really
much better. I could go on and on on how gimmicky these drones are that the correct amount of
zero sane people actually use them but let's end it there.
Now, with the drones out of the way, I actually saved the point that infuriates just about
everyone [in quick voice] except brainwashed fanboys
for the last. Allow me to introduce, Simbuilder's best friend,
Vehicle Simulator Bugs Simulator. That's two simulators in one horrific video! Now, let it play.
Existing light sources were incompatible with
Future is Bright. Apartment data being lost (Also why exactly
are there apartments in a game literally labelled "Vehicle Simulator"?)
Wings! A copied feature from Ultimate Driving and several other games don't work. No surprise
seeing as it's only recent but meh, I'll use it to buff my score.
Bug fixes! Wave 1. Drifting for zero reason.
Rear wings need to be bought for the same car… wait what?
Another one. Chat locked because of too many angry people
questioning how much bugs can be introduced in one bloody update.
Game data not loading. I'm adding 10 for this one because oh boy is that severe.
Also, I love it that "No data will be lost" is followed up with "Apartment data could
be lost". Have 50 for that one. Flying cars in 2018.
A popped tyre resulted in what the system calls a very long drift. ….what?
Bug fix wave 2. AI police cars gone. Wow! Incredible!
AI police cars removed to, excuse me this excuse is literally hilarious, "benchmark
lag". It's as if their main selling point of this update was half bakes and rushed for
release. Now they're suffering the repercussions. Add 80 for that one.
Crates not appearing to be unlocked. Oh noes! Busted even when no cops are nearby
You can't even buy C4! No C4 for you. Spawning under the map for zero reason known
to man. Teslas drive in reverse gear!
You can drive AI cars! What is this? Additional 250 points because it's literally the selling
point of the update. And spelling mistakes dotted around everywhere.
"This motorcycle is so ba that Harley stopped making them because they're too dangerous"
And that's it. [Bug Count: 395. Statement: Update bugs were so ba]
Hmmmm.... Now, it seems as if I have a message from
one of the backstage folks that my rants are too nice. Well, if you legitimately insist
that I need to grow several coats of rock, may I introduce you to my newest creation,
the 2-ish Minutes Hate (clearly inspired by 1984).
We have boats, planes and drones! We have boats, planes and drones! [in demonic voice]
but we don't care about them. Look at this Ford GT in Vehicle Simulator.
Here's mine in Ultimate Driving. Why is there a drastic difference?
[in demonic voice] The neon cars. It hurts my eyes. It hurts my soul.
The cars spawn under the map. The cars spawn under the map and they rust until
[demonic voice] hell freezes over. Simbuilder thinks that the Bloxys are a popularity
contest. What if I told you that instead of posting s-[in a stern voice]Excuse me sir,
that'll get you demonetized. [back to normal] like this, maybe actually playtest your darn
creations! [stern voice] WARNING 1: NO OFFENDING OUR
GOD SIMBUILDER [SWAT Team prepare for invasion at Scarwood
Depot] What is this racetrack? Why do you call this
a racetrack? It's literally a out of place highway which are just several squiggles!
Kimi Raikkonen would rather be better off driving at Monaco than at this bloody track.
Look at these brainless fanboys. They are invading the car community and
[in a demonic voice] there's no way to stop them. [WARNING 2: DO NOT INSULT THE COMMUNITY OF
VEHICLE SIMULATOR. WE ARE DEVOTED TO THE RELIGION OF RICING VEHICLES.]
This is where you buy drones. The store is literally called GoodBye. Why are drones shown
no love? It's telling you to give up on it's offerings.
Vehicle Simulator isn't even the number one car game on Roblox anymore. It's Car Crushers
2. Look at what it's become. A mess! Look at the manual system. You use T and G
to shift up and down and there's no redline to show where you actually need to shift.
Also, you can break the system easily! [demonic voice begins] We hear your feedback and we're strengthening
the game's roots. We're not afraid to take risks to experiment
with the unknown. This is exactly why. They worked fine on our
Dev PCs, which was our bench marking mistake. [demonic voice end] Sorry Simbuilder, but those are some really
lame excuses for something that was constantly highlighted again and again to be the main
feature of the update. Can you just not screw stuff up?
Look at this bus again. Where did it come from. Surely not some black market and surely
not made by some incompetent fool! [WARNING 3: DO NOT OFFEND OUR NEED TO RICE
[slowly] EVERY SINGLE CAR, BUS, WATER VEHICLE AND PLANE KNOWN TO ALL OF MANKIND. BE KIND
TO MAN, AND BECOME ONE OF US, MAN KIND.] [SWAT enters the depot and the room and shoots.]
TARGET NEUTRALISED.
W…Wh… Where am I? A bloody hospital with
the SWAT? No, you got to be kidding me. You're better than this, Simbuilder. You're better
than this, SIMBUILDER. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS, SIMBUILDER!! [BUSTED] [fades to black]
[drone footage of prison] [Eco escapes the prison. It is easy.]
[Eco looks back at the police stations after escaping. It then fades to black.]
In conclusion, what can I say about Vehicle Simulator? The community is basically an ignorant
fanbase which eats up the perpetuated messages of their supposed 'hero', Simbuilder. The
game is good but when the developers start being slack and awful updates get released,
there's no way that you could really cover up the downhill run to the bottom. Now, excuse
me, let me drop the final punchline for this video. If your car always seems to leak oil
in BeamNG Drive, rest assured that your sanity leaks in Vehicle Simulator.
Alright, that's it! Remember that I am a human and not a robot. Consider that please while
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Goodbye!
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