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You've got 70 miles.

Now, not to rain on your parade, but just giving you

what could happen, there are two zeros.

You could pick both zeros back to back and leave with nothing.

So I can offer you $1,000 right now.

(audience yelling suggestions)

- I'm going to try for the car.

WAYNE: Okay.

Go ahead.

Wait.

How about $2,000?

(audience yelling suggestions)

I know it's hard, it's hard.

You are almost there.

You're ten miles away.

And everybody's saying go for the car.

But they're not the ones playing.

They don't know that you could pick both zeros.

We've seen it happen.

- Is it $2,000 cash?

WAYNE: Hey, money fairy.

No I don't have any.

Thank you, Chris.

I got $2,000 on me right now.

(audience yelling suggestions)

- What is my daughter saying?

I got to go for the car.

WAYNE: Go for the car.

All right.

Don't pick the zero.

Anything but the zero and you are golden.

Give her some love.

(cheers and applause)

You did it.

(cheers and applause)

Go get your car!

Watch your step, watch your step.

(cheers and applause)

Give her a big round of applause.

Congratulations, Jacqueline.

She gets to go back to Detroit with a brand new car,

and we are going to commercial.

More "Let's Make a Deal" right after this.

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House GOP Members Cheer Their Votes To Repeal Obamacare But Health Providers Here Aren't So Thrilled - Duration: 3:20.

CONDITION.

THE PEOPLE HIT AT THE

RESTAURANT WILL REPORTEDLY BE

OKAY.

PAT: MILLIONS OF AMERICANS IN

LIMBO WONDERING IF THEY WILL

LOSE HEALTH CARE.

RICK: PRESIDENT TRUMP AND

REPUBLICANS CELEBRATED AFTER

CONGRESS PASSED A BILL TO

REPLACE THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT

ALSO KNOWN AS OBAMACARE.

THE VOTE WAS CLOSE.

217 TO 213.

WITH EVERY DEMOCRAT AND SOME

REPUBLICANS VOTING NO.

TAX CREDITS INSTEAD OF

SUBSIDIES, REVAMPS MEDICAID

FUNDING AND LIMITS THE AMOUNTS

THE FEDS CAN PUT IT.

RICK: REPEALS SUBSIDIES FOR

LOWER INCOME AMERICANS AND ENDS

MEDICAID EXPANSION.

PAT: THE BILL ALSO ELIMINATES

OBAMACARE TAXES ON THE WEALTHY

AND INSURERS AND FINALLY

WEAKENS GUARANTEED PROTECTIONS

FOR PEOPLE WITH PREEXISTING

CONDITIONS.

THAT'S ONE OF THE CLAUSES

THAT HAS A LOT OF PEOPLE

CONCERNED, EVEN THOSE WITH

INSURANCE.

PAT: RANDY PAIGE IS LIVE WITH A

CLOSER LOOK WHAT THE BILL COULD

MEAN FOR CALIFORNIANS.

RANDY?

REPORTER: THAT'S RIGHT, PAT AND

RICK.

CALIFORNIA HAS A WHOLE SET OF

STANDARDS THAT HEALTH INSURERS

PROVIDE WITH THE QUALITY OF

CARE, AND THE BILL WOULD NOT

HAVE IMPACT ON THAT.

THE REAL CONCERN, THOUGH, HAD

TO DO WITH THE FEDERAL HEALTH

CARE DOLLARS, WHETHER THEY

WOULD KEEP COMING TO THE STATE.

PARTICULARLY IF THE BILL THAT

PASSED THE HOUSE IS ABLE TO

SOMEHOW MAKE IT THROUGH THE

SENATE.

THE BILL IS PASSED AND

WITHOUT OBJECTION THE MOTION TO

RECONSIDER IS LAID UPON THE

TABLE.

AS HOUSE REPUBLICANS PROMISE

TO MAKE HEALTH CARE MORE

ACCESSIBLE AND AFFORDABLE.

PREMIUMS START TO COME DOWN.

REPORTER: CONSUMER WATCHDOG

EXPERT SAYS THE REPUBLICAN PLAN

WILL ACTUALLY DO THE OPPOSITE.

BY ENCOURAGING YOUNGER AND

HEALTHY PEOPLE TO SIT OUT OF

THE MARKET, PRICES WILL SHOOT

UP FOR THOSE THAT DECIDE TO BUY

AND LESS FEDERAL MONEY TO HELP

YOU PURCHASE COVERAGE.

REPORTER: AND MEDICAL PROVIDERS

IN CALIFORNIA THINK IT'S A BAD

IDEA.

THE HEALTH INSURERS HATE IT,

THE HOSPITAL GROUPS HATE IT AND

THE PATIENT GROUPS THEY THE AS

WELL.

I DON'T THINK THAT THE HOUSE

OF REPRESENTATIVES HEARD OUR

PLEA.

REPORTER: CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

LOS ANGELES PRESIDENT AND CEO

PAUL VIVIANO SAYS THERE ARE

ABOUT 4 1/2 MILLION PEOPLE IN

CALIFORNIA WHO RECEIVE MEDICAL

COVERAGE AS A RESULT OF OBAMA'S

AFFORDABLE CARE ACT, AND ABOUT

A THIRD OF THEM ARE CHILDREN.

THEY'D LOSE THEIR HEALTH

CARE COVERAGE.

THAT WOULD BE A BAD DAY FOR

FAMILIES AND CHILDREN.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS LESS MONEY

IS GOING TO BE FORTHCOMING FROM

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PAY FOR

HEALTH CARE COVERAGE FOR THE

NEEDY, THE POOR AND ESPECIALLY

FOR CHILDREN.

REPORTER: HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER

KEVIN McCARTHY FROM BAKERSFIELD

SAYS DON'T FORGET THE PEOPLE

SUFFERING FROM OBAMACARE AS

HEALTH INSURERS ABANDON THE

MARKETPLACE.

EVERY DAY THAT GOES FORWARD,

SOMEONE LOSES HEALTH CARE

BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE.

REPORTER: AND KEVIN McCARTHY IS

TALKING ABOUT STATES LIKE IOWA

WHICH HAD ONE HEALTH INSURER IN

THE MARKETPLACE.

THAT ONE INSURER GETTING READY

TO PULL OUT.

CALIFORNIA IS A MUCH DIFFERENT

STORY.

A LOT OF INSURERS IN THE

MARKETPLACE, MANY YOUNGER

PEOPLE ARE OPTING IN.

A MUCH HEALTHIER MARKET HERE,

YOU FIND A LOT MORE CRITICISM

ABOUT THE NEW BILL IN

CALIFORNIA BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE

HAPPY WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE

GOING HERE.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE GOVERNOR AS

WELL AS THE LEADER OF THE STATE

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Here & Now for Thursday 4 May 2017 - Duration: 1:02:44.

For more infomation >> Here & Now for Thursday 4 May 2017 - Duration: 1:02:44.

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Video: Here's what city schools' CEO says about looming layoffs - Duration: 1:43.

LITTLE MORE THAN A MONTH BEFORE

CLASSES LET OUT FOR THE SUMMER.

THE SCHOOL SYSTEM LAYOFF LIST

MAY BE SHORTER, BUT THAT ALONE

IS NOT ENOUGH TO PUT EMPLOYEES

AT EASE.

>> WE'RE ALL ANXIOUS.

IT'S LIKE, ARE WE GOING TO BE

HERE NEXT YEAR?

TIM: THIS VETERAN BALTIMORE

CITY TEACHER SAYS HER HEART GOES

OUT FOR THE DISTRICT'S YOUNGEST

EDUCATORS.

>> THEY'RE VERY ANXIOUS.

HERE THEY ARE TRYING TO SHOW UP

EVERY DAY AND TEACH THE KIDS,

AND WHEN YOU HAVE THAT ON YOUR

MIND, YOU'RE NOT AT YOUR BEST.

YOU ARE NOT FOCUSED AND ON FIRE,

AS MY PRINCIPAL SAYS.

TIM: IT'S THE KIND OF TENSION

THAT'S BEING FELT AT THE SCHOOL

HOUSE AND AT DISTRICT

HEADQUARTERS.

THE CTY SCHOOL CEO SAYS SHE

FEELS THE FRUSTRATION, BUT IS

TRYING TO BUY MORE TIME FOR A

REASON.

>> WE ARE DILIGENTLY LOOKING AT

THE NUMBERS.

I WANT TO GET IT RIGHT.

I AM NOT RUSHING.

I KNOW PEOPLE ARE ANXIOUS.

I'VE HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF

TALKING TO TEACHERS AT VARIOUS

POINTS THROUGHOUT THE CITY.

>> MY PHONE RINGS 24 HOURS A

DAY.

TIM: BUT PATIENCE IS RUNNING OUT

AMONG LEADERS LIKE THE HEAD OF

THE PUBLIC SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS

AND SUPERVISORS ASSOCIATION, WHO

SAYS HIS MEMBERS ARE JUST

COUNTING ON A FAIR SHAKE.

>> WE'RE WILLING TO INCREASE OUR

HEALTH CARE, NOT GET A RAISE

THIS YEAR, AND WE MADE OTHER

RECOMMENDATIONS, BUT I'M GOING

TO TAKE ALL OF THAT OFF THE

TABLE IF ANY OF OUR PEOPLE ARE

HIT.

TIM: SCHOOL OFFICIALS SAY

EMPLOYEE UNIONS WILL BE AMONG

THE FIRST TO GET WORD ON WHEN

AND WHERE CUTS WILL TAKE PLACE.

>> AS A FORMER CLASSROOM PERSON,

I KNOW THE LEVEL OF ANXIETY, AND

WE DON'T NEED ANXIETY.

TIM: THE CEO IS SET TO PRESENT

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Justin Theroux & Terry Crews Have Abs Fit for Billboards - Duration: 2:45.

JUSTIN I CAN'T DRIVE ANYWHERE AROUND LOS ANGELES WITHOUT

SEEING BILLBOARDS FOR YOUR SHOW "THE LEFTOVERS" WHICH I HAVE TO

SAY DON'T FEEL LIKE BILLBOARDS FOR THE SHOW.

THEY FEEL LIKE BILLBOARDS FOR YOUR ABS.

WHEW.

NOW, THAT'S A LOT OF WORK.

>> IT IS A LOT OF WORK.

>> James: NOW, HERE IS THE THING.

I KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN I DRIVE PASSED THEM.

HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU DRIVE BY THEM?

>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHEN YOU DO A PHOTO SHOOT THAT IT'LL

BE QUIET AND I'LL BE IN MY COCOON AND THEN, I THINK WE MADE

A REALLY NICE AD THERE AND THEN YOU DRIVE PASS IT AND THEN A BUS

PASSES IT AND YOU SHRIVEL DOWN.

>> James: NO YOU DON'T!

NO YOU DON'T!

>> JUST A LITTLE BIT.

>> THOSE ARE MY ABS!

THOSE ARE MY ABS.

>> THEY'LL BE DRIVING BY AND TAKE PICTURES OF IT AND GO

SQUIBLE ON IT OR SOMETHING LIKE IT.

>> James: IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ABS AND WE'RE TALKING OF BODIES,

WE CAN'T NOT SHOW THIS GUY WHO POSTED THIS PHOTO THE OTHER DAY,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

NOW, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

>> YOU NOTICE HOW I WAS GETTING THE PERFECT LIGHT?

I WANTED TO LIGHT ON THE ABS OH SO GENTLE.

>> James: IN CASE YOU ALSO HAVEN'T NOTICED, ALL OF THESE

PICTURES BEHIND YOU ARE PET TO THE TOEOGRAPHS OF YOU WITH YOU

YOUR -- BEHIND YOU ARE PHOT PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU.

>> IT'S THE INFINITY MIRROR OF ABS.

ABS EVERYWHERE.

>> James: IT'S TREMENDOUS.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7 PHOTOS OF YOU BEHIND YOU TAKING A PHOTO OF

YOU WITH YOUR ABS.

>> BECAUSE MY WIFE WON'T LET ME PUT ANY PICTURES OF MY ABS IN

THE HOUSE.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

THAT'S ALL OUT IN THE OPEN.

SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T YOU EVER PUT ANY SHIRTLESS PICTURES OF

YOURSELF ANYWHERE."

>> IN THE HOUSE?

>> IN THE HOUSE.

>> James: ONLINE IS FINE?

GYM IS FINE.

YEAH.

AS FAR AS THAT BODY, THOUGH, SHHH.

>> THAT'S TWO HOURS A DAY, MAN.

THAT'S TWO HOURS.

YOU UNDERSTAND THE PAIN THAT IT TAKES.

YOU UNDERSTAND THE PAIN THAT IT TAKES.

>> YEAH, I [ BLEEP ] UNDERSTAND THE PAIN THAT IT TAKES!

[ BLEEP ] UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND.

For more infomation >> Justin Theroux & Terry Crews Have Abs Fit for Billboards - Duration: 2:45.

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Green Day: Still Breathing - Duration: 3:47.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ I'M LIKE A CHILD LOOKING OFF ON THE HORIZON

♪ I'M LIKE AN AMBULANCE THAT'S TURNING ON THE SIRENS

♪ OH I'M STILL ALIVE ♪ I'M LIKE A SOLDIER

COMING HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪ I DODGED A BULLET AND

I WALKED ACROSS A LANDMINE ♪ OH I'M STILL ALIVE

♪ AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING FROM THE STORM?

♪ JUST SHINE A LIGHT INTO THE WRECKAGE SO FAR AWAY, AWAY

♪ 'CAUSE I'M STILL BREATHING 'CAUSE I'M STILL

♪ BREATHING ON MY OWN MY HEAD'S ABOVE

♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES MAKING MY WAY AWAY

♪ 'CAUSE I'M STILL BREATHING 'CAUSE I'M STILL

♪ BREATHING ON MY OWN MY HEAD'S ABOVE

♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES MAKING MY WAY AWAY MY WAY TO YOU

♪ I'M LIKE A JUNKIE TYING OFF FOR THE LAST TIME

♪ I'M LIKE A LOSER THAT'S BETTING ON HIS LAST DIME

♪ OH I'M STILL ALIVE ♪ I'M LIKE A SON

THAT WAS RAISED WITHOUT A FATHER ♪ I'M LIKE A MOTHER

BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER ♪ OH I'M STILL ALIVE

♪ AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING FROM THE STORM?

♪ JUST SHINE A LIGHT INTO THE WRECKAGE SO FAR AWAY, AWAY

♪ 'CAUSE I'M STILL BREATHING 'CAUSE I'M STILL

♪ BREATHING ON MY OWN MY HEAD'S ABOVE

♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES MAKING MY WAY AWAY

♪ 'CAUSE I'M STILL BREATHING 'CAUSE I'M STILL

♪ BREATHING ON MY OWN MY HEAD'S ABOVE

♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES MAKING MY WAY, AWAY AWAY

♪ AS I WALKED OUT ON THE LEDGE ARE YOU SCARED TO DEATH TO LIVE?

♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING ALL MY LIFE JUST TO FIND A HOME

♪ THAT'S FOR THE RESTLESS AND THE TRUTH

♪ THAT'S IN THE MESSAGE MAKING MY WAY, AWAY, AWAY

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I'M STILL BREATHING

'CAUSE I'M STILL ♪ BREATHING ON MY OWN

MY HEAD'S ABOVE ♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES

MAKING MY WAY AWAY ♪ 'CAUSE I'M STILL BREATHING

'CAUSE I'M STILL ♪ BREATHING ON MY OWN

MY HEAD'S ABOVE ♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES

MAKING MY WAY, AWAY, AWAY MY WAY TO YOU ♪

MY WAY TO YOU ♪ MY HEAD'S ABOVE

♪ THE RAIN AND ROSES MAKING MY WAY AWAY

MY WAY TO YOU ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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Jennifer Lopez Recalls the "Boo Boo" Carpool Karaoke Text - Duration: 2:12.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE WE DID OUR CARPOOL KARAOKE TOGETHER,

JENNIFER.

>> I KNOW.

>> James: MY FAVORITE BIT WAS TEXTING LEONARDO DICAPRIO FROM

YOUR PHONE.

HOW MAD DID HE GET?

WAS HE OK?

>> HE WASN'T MAD AT ALL.

>> James: WHAT'D HE SAY?

>> I WAS AFRAID HE'D BE MAD WHEN IT ALL CAME OUT BUT HE WAS SO

COOL ABOUT IT.

>> James: BECAUSE WE SAID TO HIM I'VE GOT TO CUT LOOSE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE ON WHAT I CAN DO?

SORRY.

I SAID TO HIM -- I SAID TO HIM, "HEY, LEO, I'VE GOT TO GET OUT

OF MY HEAD AND CUT LOOSE," AND I ASKED HIM "HAVE YOU GOT THE ANY

ADVICE."

>> IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING, 20 MINUTES HE WAITED TO REPLY.

>> James: HIS REPLY WAS, "YOU MEAN TONIGHT BOO-BOO?"

>> WHICH ALSO SURPRISED ME.

>> James: HE WAS COMPLETE THE REAL.

>> HE THOUGHT IT WAS ME TEXTING HIM.

>> James: WE PUT LOVE J-LO, YOU KNOW, FROM THE BLOCK.

HA-HA.

>> HE ANSWERED BACK LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL THAT I WOULD

SPEAK THAT WAY TO HIM.

IT WAS AWKWARD.

>> James: DID YOU KNOW HE CALLS YOU BOO-BOO?

>> I THINK HE CALLS EVERY WOMAN BOO-BOO.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: A COMPANY STARTED PRINTING T-SHIRTS.

THESE WERE FOR SALE.

THESE T-SHIRTS, YOU MEAN TONIGHT BOO-BOO?

CLUB BOY.

>> I ACTUALLY SAW THAT.

>> James: IT'S INCREDIBLE.

NOW, TERRY, YOU'VE BEEN A LONG-TIME FAN OF J-LO'S.

WHEN DID YOU FIRST MEET HER?

>> HE WAS DOING -- SHE WAS DOING "AMERICAN IDOL" AND I'M ON FOX

AND THE WHOLE THING.

I GOT THE CHANCE TO MEET YOU.

SHE SAID, YOU KNOW, OH, TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUNNY, AND I WENT

HOME AND I WAS LIKE, "HONEY!

HONEY!

J-LO SAID I WAS FUNNY."

SHE SAID, "I THINK YOU FUNNY I ALWAYS SAY YOU FUNNY!

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO JUST BELIEVE WHAT J-LO SAYS?"

I SAID, WAIT, MAN!

For more infomation >> Jennifer Lopez Recalls the "Boo Boo" Carpool Karaoke Text - Duration: 2:12.

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Jennifer Lopez Dishes on Her Budding Romance with A-Rod - Duration: 2:18.

JENNIFER, I WAS READING ABOUT YOU THIS MORNING.

>> YOU DID?

>> James: AS I DO OF MANY OF THE GUESTS ON OUR SHOW AND YOU'VE

BEEN SPENDING SOME TIME IN MIAMI.

I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF YOU IN MIAMI.

>> YEAH, I HAVE BEEN.

I HAVE BEEN.

>> James: JUST HANGING OUT?

>> YES.

>> James: SPENDING TIME WITH ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?

HANGING OUT WITH ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?

>> YES!

>> James: YOU HAVE BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR?

>> I HAVE.

>> James: WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

>> PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

>> James: BECAUSE HE'S A -- THAT'S THE GUY, ISN'T IT?

THAT ONE?

>> YES.

>> James: UM.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

YES.

>> James: IT'S A DEVILISHLY HANDSOME COUPLE.

A DEVILISHLY HANDSOME COUPLE.

>> HE'S THE BEST.

>> James: IS HE REALLY?

>> YOU WOULD LOVE HIM.

>> James: IS THE BEST IN THE SAME WAY THAT TERRY SAYS HE'S

THE BEST DANCER?

>> HONESTLY, HE'S A GREAT GUY.

HE'S A GREAT GUY.

HE'S FUN.

HE'S AWESOME.

>> James: HOW DOES IT WORK?

DOES HE COME UP AND SAY, DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE?

OR DO YOU SAY, WANT TO GO ON A DATE?

OR DID YOU JUST END UP ON LIKE AN AMAZING -- IS THERE A SECRET

ROOM FOR REALLY FAMOUS AND HOT AND ATTRACTIVE, SUCCESSFUL

PEOPLE WHERE THEY JUST GO ON DATES THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

>> NO.

NO.

I TAPPED HIM ON THE SHOULDER AND SAID, "HI.

!!

>> James: THAT WAS IT?

>> THAT WAS IT.

>> James: WHERE DOES A-ROD TAKE -- SHOULD I GO ON WITH HIS

NAME?

A-ROD?

WHERE DOES HE TAKE YOU?

IF HE ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE, WHERE WE WOULD GO ON A FIRST

DATE?

>> IT WAS NORMAL.

WE WENT TO DINNER.

>> James: DO YOU CALL HIM A-ROD OR WHAT DO YOU CALL HIM?

>> I CALL HIM ALEX.

OH MY GOSH, WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

HELP ME!

>> I'M SORRY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

>> James: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

YOU SEEM HAPPY, YOU'RE GLOWING.

>> I AM HAPPY.

>> James: YOU'RE GLOWING.

THAT'S HOW I WOULD WITH GLOW IF I WERE TO FRENCH KISS A-ROD,

ALTHOUGH I WOULD GLOW IN THE SAME WAY.

For more infomation >> Jennifer Lopez Dishes on Her Budding Romance with A-Rod - Duration: 2:18.

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FEAR PONG - Duration: 5:47.

(ball making the cup)

- Oh! Haha!

- "Send everyone in your contacts list

"an accidental sext."

(laughing)

- I'm so glad we didn't get that one.

("Ode to Joy" by Beethoven)

- No, we have not. - Never.

- Yes. - Yes.

- With our professional table at home.

- Ooh.

- Yeah.

- I'm kind of scared of dad over here.

(laughing)

- Yes.

- He can like reach across the table, you know.

(fists slapping)

- Both?

- One game, straight up.

- No, that's good, alright.

- Yeah, you guys got it.

- Alright, first.

(ball making the cup)

- What. (gasps)

(ball making cup)

- Oh, whatever. - Nice.

(ball making cup)

(grunts)

(ball making cup)

- Oh! - Oh, come on.

- You're such a liar. "I never played this game before."

- Alright, "Talk dirty to each other for one minute.

"It must be really dirty."

- Alright, let's do this fucker.

- "Make out with your partner for one minute.

"But, one of you isn't allowed to move your lips or tongue."

- Boom, let's do it. (laughing)

- "Let the other team throw a pie in your face."

No, not me.

- Come on!

- That sounds like an easy one though.

- Okay, "Call your significant other's parents

"and tell them you're pregnant, adopting,

"or getting married."

Oh, that's a good idea.

- You're gonna hold your lips steady--

- I'll do the dead face, you do the--

- I know, but I have lipstick on.

So, you wouldn't you think--

either way, it's getting on your face.

(claps)

- I got some good news.

- We're pregnant.

- Oh, hang on, hang on one second Tess.

I got another call.

- You got her (indistinct) - Perfect!

- She's gonna freak out.

- You can talk dirty to me, baby.

- Alright, you're gonna fuck me really hard

in the ass, yeah, bend me over a table.

(laughing) - That's not--

- Don't burp in my mouth.

(laughing)

(burp)

It's been a minute, it's been a minute.

Are you kidding me? - Oh, my God.

- Let me put it in your pussy.

(laughing)

- I assume your giant cock--

- No, no it's in your ass.

(laughing)

(clapping)

- Okay, bring it on.

No!

(ball missing cup)

- Oh!

(ball missing cup and bouncing)

- Oh, come on.

(ball missing cup)

- Marquees! - I'm trying!

- But you play basketball.

- That was when I was in elementary.

(ball spinning and making the cup)

(shouting)

- What!

- Could I get a re-shoot?

(ball making the cup)

- Hey! - Okay, now.

- "Dump ice into your underpants.

"Both of you have to do it."

(screams)

- Open it more, open it more!

(screams)

(screams and laughs)

- That's good. Oh!

- "Let the other team draw whatever they want

"on your face in permanent marker."

Now, that's fucked up. (laughing)

- Come on.

- 30 seconds. - In permanent marker?

- It'll come off.

- No it wo-- it's permanent.

That's the whole point.

- No.

- Am I Harry Potter?

(laughing) - I'm messing you up,

I'm messing you up.

- It's coming off for my kid's birthday tomorrow?

- I hope so.

(laughing)

- It's a dick, isn't it?

(laughing)

- Bend yo knees!

Arch.

(ball making cup)

- You gotta give a little arch to it.

- Beer pong lessons 101,

given to you by wanna-be Vin Diesel.

(laughing)

- "Get legally married/divorced."

- "Get legally married and divorced"?

- No. No!

- Is anyone an ordained?

- Yes!

(laughing) - You got ordained?

This was not the way I imagined this was going to happen,

but it is the cheapest way it could happen.

I love you very much until we get divorced.

- Let's go penis faces!

- Ah, whatever!

- Wait. - Uh!

- Not today. - Uh!

- Maybe tomorrow. - Uh!

- "Take off an article of clothing

for every sexual partner you've had."

(laughing)

I think we'll probably drink that.

- Oh look, our underwear matches.

- Oh!

- Watch! You're gonna lose the mic!

(ball making cup)

- Oh!

(laughing)

- "Swap outfits with your partner."

- Yes!

(claps)

- So we'll do the tops first,

and then we'll do the bottoms.

- Nah, I'm gonna go with no on this one.

- Is he ready?

- You guys ain't making nothing else.

(laughing)

(mumbling noises)

- Oh!

(laughing)

(blows nostrils)

- Ah!

- Fucking air ball on the last one!

- What's the chance of them hittin' one cup?

- You watch, you say that.

(ball making cup)

- Oh! - Oh!

- "Shave your partner's heads."

- Nah, fuck it, you won.

(cheering)

- Oh!

- Do I cry now?

- Penis. - Dick.

- Yeah! - No!

- Ay!

- They freakin' won.

- Drink the cup, babe.

- I'm not drinking.

- I just touched your nipple.

- This was a miracle.

- We used our basketball training,

shot underhand a few times.

- I feel really good even though I have a penis on my face.

- I'm glad you cheated.

- Good game.

- Way to cheat.

(cheering)

- Winners, winners, chicken dinners!

- Thanks for watching fear pong.

To watch more of our videos, click right here.

To subscribe, click right here.

And to buy the game, click right here.

And let us know in the comments

if you liked the game and what we should ask next time.

(ball missing cup)

(laughing)

For more infomation >> FEAR PONG - Duration: 5:47.

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The Young and The Restless - New Allies - Duration: 0:59.

>> Jack: So, do you think Victoria would actually fire

Billy?

No one would blame her.

>> Cane: [ Hisses ] See, I don't know, 'cause she

doesn't like to look vindictive.

And it kills me to say, but Billy's actually doing quite a

good job on this one, which is why she's prepared to put up

with his personal drama.

>> Jack: But if something happened at Brash & Sassy,

something went wrong that Billy could somehow be found

responsible for, then she'd be able to fire him for cause.

>> Cane: And what would be the odds of that?

>> Jack: Billy is gonna screw things up sooner or later.

If you were clever, you would ensure that it happened sooner

rather than later.

You'd be doing Victoria and the company a big favor.

For more infomation >> The Young and The Restless - New Allies - Duration: 0:59.

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The Young and The Restless - Next On Y&R (5/5/2017) - Duration: 0:21.

>> Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

>> Victor: Ought to tell you, then, there's going to be no

book.

>> Mariah: I don't want to be late.

>> Hilary: For what?

>> Mariah: Just a ride with Devon on his private jet.

>> Jordan: So, we're agreeing to not letting anyone know about

our...former friendship?

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What Charles Barkley Would've Done If He Was At Fenway - Duration: 7:27.

WE'RE BACK WITH CHARLES BARKLEY.

NOW CHARLES, IT SEEMS THAT THE NBA OR TNT HAS JUST RELEASED

EMOJIS BASED ON RETIRED PLAYERS AND 1078 OF THEIR SPORTSCASTERS.

I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT YOUR EMOJI RIGHT HERE IS A HALF

EATEN DONUT.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

IS THAT HURT YOUR FEELINGS?

>> YOU KNOW, LISTEN, I'M A LITTLE HEAVY RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT MY SECOND HIP REPLACEMENT.

SO I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WORK OUT, SO THE DONUTS HAVE BEEN

FLOWING FREELY.

AND I, EVERYBODY KNOW I'M A KRISPY KREME GUY.

LIKE WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING UP THE STREET AND THAT LITTLE HOT SIGN

COMES ON.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> YOU HAVE TO-- I CAN'T STOP IT.

>> Stephen: THAT'S JUST A BLACK HOLE.

>> IT IS.

THAT LITTLE HEART SIGN, IT'S LIKE GRAPH TAITIONAL PULL.

>> Stephen: NEIL DEGRASSE TIE SON CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

>> NO, HE CAN NOT, HE CAN NOT.

BUT I LOVE KRISPY KREMES, BUT CAN I WORK OUT NOW, I HAVE TWO

FUNCTIONING HIPS.

>> Stephen: OKAY, AGAIN, THE THREE ON THREE THIS SUMMER.

>> NO.

I'M NOT-- LISTEN, YOU GOT TO KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS.

PI BASKETBALL DAYS ARE OVER.

THEY OVER.

AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, Y'ALL'S OVER TOO.

>> Stephen: MINE NEVER REALLY BEGAN.

MINE NEVER REALLY BEGAN.

NOW YOU HAVE-- YOU HAVE OPINIONS ON EVERYTHING.

ALL RIGHT?

YOU HAVE OPINIONS ON EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.

I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON A FASHION TREND.

YOU SPENT SOME MONEY TO TRY TO END A FASHION TREND.

>> PIE GOAL IS TO RUIN, RID THE WORLD OF THE MAN BUN.

(APPLAUSE) THAT, THAT IS NOT A THING.

SO WE GOT-- .

>> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GROW ONE?

WHAT'S THE REASON?

>> NO-- YES, YOU'RE RIGHT ON THAT.

BUT WE HAVE THIS KID WITHOUT WORK NAMED ANDY.

HE HAD A MAN BUN.

I SAID I WILL GIVE YOU $1,000 TO CUT OFF THAT THING, LET ME CUT

IT OFF ON TV.

AND I CUT OFF THE MAN BUN.

THE THING WAS, I WOULD HAVE WENT UP TO 5,000, WELL $2500.

BUT I SAID $1,000.

I SAID $1,000.

HE JUMPED AT THE $1,000.

SO I CUT HIS MAN BUN AND PIE GOAL, IF I CAN GET ME A LITTLE

GROUP OF GUYS TOGETHER AND WE JUST WALK AROUND THE COUNTRY

JUST HOLDING GUYS DOWN JUST CUTTING OFF THAT DAMN MAN BUN.

>> Stephen: NOT SURE THAT'S LEGAL.

NOT SURE IF THAT IS LEGAL.

I JUST WANT TO PAUSE ONE SECOND HERE AND WE'LL EDIT THIS MOMENT

OUT IN THE SHOW BUT YOUR BUTTON IS UNDONE RIGHT THERE.

>> OH, SORRY.

UP HERE, STEVEN-- STEPHEN.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

MY APOLOGIES.

>> OKAY.

>> THAT'S OKAY.

>> Stephen: I'M ONLY HUMAN.

>> EYE CONTACT.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND.

>> YOU KNOW, DEEP IN THERE IS A SIX PACK.

>> Stephen: DOWN IN YOUR NAVAL, LIKE IN A MINI FRIDGE.

>> YEAH, DEEP, DEEP.

IT'S BIGGER THAN A MINI FRIDGE RIGHT NOW.

BUT NEXT TIME I COME ON YOUR SHOW, I'M GOING TO BE SVELT.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M GOING TO SPEND MY ENTIRE SUMMER WORKING OUT WITH MY

TRAINER.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I WILL SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS GOOD, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

(APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD.

NOW YOU HAVE GOT A VERY SERIOUS PROJECT RIGHT NOW ON TNT.

IT'S CALLED AMERICAN RACE.

ITS FOUR HOUR LONG SHOWS WHERE YOU TRAVEL AROUND THE UNITED

STATES TO TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT RACE.

WHY DID YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

WHY NOW?

>> WELL, I WANTED TO DO A POSITIVE SHOW ON RACE.

AND IT STARTS ABOUT THE SITUATION BETWEEN THE BLACK

COMMUNITY AND THE COPS.

>> WE NEED TO MEND THAT FENCE.

CLEARLY SOME THINGS THAT HAPPENED, THE COPS MADE SOME

MISTAKES AND SOME PEOPLE IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY GET MADS AT ME

BECAUSE I DEFEND THE COPS.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I FOLLOW THE COPS BLINDLY.

I ALWAYS SUPPORT THE COPS BUT THEY HAVE MADE SOME MISTAKES AND

WE HAVE TO BRIDGE THAT GAP.

ONE EPISODE IS ABOUT THE MUSLIM BAN.

I THINK IT'S SO DISRESPECTFUL TO ALLOW A LUMP A WHOLE RELIGIOUS

BROWP INTO A BOX THINKING THIS HE ARE ALL TERRORISTS AND THINGS

LIKE THAT.

SO THAT IS A REALLY POWERFUL EPISODE.

(APPLAUSE) AND ALSO WE DO, TALK ABOUT

UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS WHO I THINK ARE GETTING A BAD RAP IN

THIS COUNTRY.

THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE WORKING THEIR BEHIND OFF.

THEY DO A LOT OF WORK.

THE BLACKS AND WHITES DON'T WANT TO DO.

AND REALLY JUST LIKE LAY EVERYTHING OUT ON THE TABLE.

SO I MET SOME AMAZING PEOPLE.

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THE SHOW FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS AM LIKE

I SAID, I JUST WANT TO CREATE A DEBATE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO CHANGE ANYBODY'S MIND.

BUT WE SAY THIS ONE LADY, SHE IS AMAZING, IS HE GOES CRAZY ON ME

BECAUSE HER SON SHE SAID WAS BEATEN TO DEATH ON THE COPS.

>> AND SHE SAID I ULSZ ALWAYS SUPPORT THE COP. I SAID TO A

CERTAIN DEGREE.

I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY TO THINK THEY DO THINGS PERFECT.

BUT I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE HER FACE AND HER PAIN.

THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO SHOW THAT.

AND ALSO WE TALK ABOUT THE MUGS LIMB-- MUSLIM RELIGION.

BUT I DON'T EVEN THEY ANY MUSLIMS LIKE THAT.

AND I WANTED PEOPLE TO SPEND SOME TIME AROUND A MUSLIM FAMILY

AND SO THEY CAN SEE THESE ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE.

AND SAME THING WITH THE UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS.

I SPENT A DAY WITH THEM, AND THEY HAVE BEEN HERE OVER 20

SOMETHING YEARS, WORK FOUR AN PFEIFFER JOBS, THE MOM AND DAD,

THE THREE KIDS, LIKE STRAIGHT A STUDENTS.

AND THEY DON'T DRIVE, THEY DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT 6789 THEY HAVE A

SYSTEM WHERE THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER EVERY HOUR TO MAKE SURE

SOMETHING HASN'T HAPPENED.

AND I ASKED-- .

>> Stephen: THAT ONE OF THEM HASN'T BEEN PUCKED UP BY ICE.

>> I ASKED WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRESIDENT

TRUMP AND PRESIDENT OBAMA.

THEY SAID THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE.

BECAUSE UNDER PRESIDENT OBAMA THEY ONLY GOT DEPORTED FOR

FELONIES.

WHERE PRESIDENT TRUMP THEY ARE GETTING DEPORTED EVEN FOR

MISDEMEANORS, SO CLEARLY THAT SAY HUGE DIFFERENCE.

LIKE I SAY, I WANTED TO BRING A CONVERSATION TO IT.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT IN SPORTS.

DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS AT ALL?

BECAUSE ADAM JONES WHO IS THE CENTER FIELDER FOR THE ORIOLES

GOT CALLED RACIAL SLURS AT FENWAY THE OTHER NIGHT, THE "N"

WORD, PEOPLE THROWING PEANUTS AT HIM.

AND THEN THE NEXT NIGHT CAME OUT AND GOT A STANDING OVATION.

>> I DIDN'T LIKE THAT STANDING OVATION.

IF I WAS IN A CROWD OF PEOPLE AND THEY WERE INSUMENTING ANY

ETHNIC GROUP, I THINK THAT I AM MAN ENOUGH TO CALL THEM OUT.

I'M NOT GOING TO SIT THERE AND LET THEM WE RATE ANYBODY

CONTINUOUSLY.

SO I WAS MORE DISAPPOINTED IN THE CROWD, BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY

IS JUST SITTING THERE LISTENING, YOU ARE CONDONING IT.

>> Stephen: SILENCE IS CONSENT IS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.

(APPLAUSE) WELL, THE SERIES IS CALLED

AMERICAN RACE.

THE MAN IS CHARLES BARKLEY.

IT PREMIERS NEXT THURSDAY ON TNT.

YOU CAN SEE CHARLES ON INSIDE THE NBA THROUGHOUT THE PLAYOFFS.

CHARLES BARKLEY, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)

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Jane Fonda Kind of Remembers Drinking Dolly Parton's Moonshine - Duration: 2:05.

>> James: LILY AND JANE, YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING

TOGETHER FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

AND THEN OBVIOUSLY EVERYBODY KNOWS, AND LOVES THE FILM YOU

DID WITH DOLLY PARTON, 9 TO 5.

STILL HOLDS UP, ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE BEST.

BUT WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW, AND IS IT TRUE, THAT YOU WENT ON TOUR

WITH DOLLY AFTER THAT FILM.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?

>> WELL, IT'S HARD TO SAY.

BECAUSE EARLY ON, YOU KNOW HOW THE TRIP STARTED?

SHE HAD ME FLY TO NASHVILLE AND HAD ME SING BACKUP FOR HER AT

THE GRAND OLD OP REE.

>> ARE YOU A SINGER.

>> DID THEY KNOW WHO YOU WERE.

>> NO.

>> EVERYONE KNEW WHO YOU WERE.

>> THEY DISN KNOW WHO I WAS.

I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TODAY IF THEY DID.

BUT THEN WE WENT ON THE TOUR BUS AN ONE OF THE FIRST STOPS AT HER

COUSINS STILL AT THE OZARKS BECAUSE SHE WANTED ME TO KNOW

WHAT REALLY GOOD WHITE LIGHTNING WAS LIKE.

AND YOU KNOW, SHE SAID THE ONLY GOOD STUFF, IT'S BEEN PUT

THROUGH A FILTER LIKE THREE TIMES.

SHE SAID MY COUSINS IS FOUR TIMES.

FILTERED FOUR TIMES.

SO SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO PUT YOUR THUMB IN THE JUG AND HOIST IT

UP.

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DRUNK.

I WAS DRUNK FOR TEN DAYS, AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT UNTIL I GOT HOME.

AND WHEN IT IS REALLY GOOD, YOU DONE KNOW.

>> James: AM I RIGHT, WHITE LIGHTNING IS MOON SHINE.

>> YEAH.

>> James: I HAVE NEVER HAD IT.

WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT IT, WHAT IS IN IT, SHOULD I DRING IT.

>> DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU WANT.

>> James: [BLEEP], DAMMITY, JANE, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

>> ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS HAVING BEEN, I MEAN HER HUSBAND EDITED

A VIDEO OF THE TRIP FOR US AN WHEN I LOOK AT THAT VIDEO, I

REALIZE WE HAD NO IDEA THAT WE WERE AS DRUNK AS WE WERE.

BUT.

IT WAS REALLY FUN, IT WAS.

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Charles Barkley Thinks Today's NBA Players Are 'Spoiled Rotten' - Duration: 7:10.

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN RIGHT OVER THERE.

>> Stephen: NOW BEFORE WE GET GOING HERE, BEFORE WE GET GOING

HERE I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW ONCE AGAIN THAT

I'M COMING UP ON MY 20th ANNIVERSARY OF WORKING IN LATE

NIGHT.

I STARTED OVER AT THE THE OLD SHOW, THE SHOW BEFORE THAT, JON

STEWART BACK IN 1997.

AND-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: WE'RE NOT ON THE AIR FOR THE WEEK OF MY

ANNIVERSARY SO INSTEAD NEXT TUESDAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ON

MY OLD FRIENDS JON STEWART, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ON JOHN

OLIVER, SAM BEE, ED HELMS AND ROB CORD DREE ARE ALL-- CORDDRY

AND ARE GOING TO BE HERE, MAYBE OTHERS.

NOW JON, SPEAKING OF SURPRISES, YOU HAVE SOME VERY TALENTED AND

WONDERFUL GUESTS, PLEASE EXPLAIN WHO IS SITTING WITH THE BAND.

>> Jon: CELEBRATING THE 65th BIRTHDAY OF THE LATE

GREAT SHARON JONES, WE HAVE THE DAP KINGS, EVERYBODY.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

ALWAYS WONDERFUL TO HAVE YOU AND SHARON HERE ON THIS SHOW OR THE

OLD SHOW, AND SHE WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED WITH GREAT PLEASURE

AND GREAT LOVE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.

NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN 11

TIME NBA ALL-STAR AND THE OWNER OF THE WORST GOLF SWING I HAVE

EVER SEEN.

PLEASE WELCOME CHARLES BARKLEY.

(APPLAUSE) >> HOW ARE YOU DOING.

>> Stephen: I'M DOING FINE.

>> YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY, DON'T YOU.

>> Stephen: I DO BECAUSE I SAID THE LAST TIME WERE YOU ON

HERE WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR GOLF SWING WHICH IS.

>> LEDGE ENARY.

>> Stephen: IS TERRIBLE.

AND WE MADE A BET, AND THE BET WAS I SAID THAT THE WARRIORS

WOULD WIN LAST YEAR.

>> AND YOU WERE WRONG.

>> Stephen: I WAS WRONG.

>> LET IT ROLL OFF YOUR TONGUE.

>> Stephen: I WAS WRONG AND WE BET A ROUND OF GOLF, I WOULD PAY

FOR A ROUND OF GOLF.

>> WE ARE.

>> Stephen: WHERE, WHEN AND HOW MUCH WILL THIS COST ME.

>> IT DEPENS ON THE GOLF COURSE.

>> Stephen: WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?

>> WE CAN PLAY IN PHILADELPHIA OR NEW YORK IT DOESN'T MATTER TO

ME.

I TELL YOU WHAT I DO, SINCE I AM A GOODS GUY.

YOU WANT TO RUN THE GAME AGAIN AND MAKE IT TWO ROUNDS AGAIN AND

I'M STILL GOING AGAINST THE WARRIORS.

>> Stephen: I WILL GO WITH THE WARRIORS THIS TIME BECAUSE I

THINK THEY ARE HUNGRY.

>> THEY WERE HUNGARY LAST TIME.

>> Stephen: THEY ARE HUNGRIER THIS TIME, THEY HAVE SOMETHING

TO PROVE THIS TIME, LEBRON IS GOING TO BE SOFT BECAUSE HE'S

ALREADY GOT IT.

>> LEBRON IS NOT SOFT.

IS HE A LOT OF THINGS BUT SOFT AIN'T ONE OF THEM, YEAH.

I WAS HOPING TO CATCH A KNICKS PLAYOFF GAME WHEN WAS UP HERE,

WHAT HAPPENED.

JUST JOKING.

>> Stephen: THEY'RE OFF PLAYING WITH RINGLING RIGHT NOW,

I THINK.

NO, SO OKAY, THE NBA PLAYOFFS HAVE STARTED.

WHEN DO I NEED TO START PAYING ATTENTION?

BECAUSE I ENJOY THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF EVERY BASKETBALL

GAME.

>> THAT'S A BIG MISS.

>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

>> THAT IS A MYTH YOU LIKE TO WATCH THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.

>> Stephen: IT IS NOT A MYTH THAT THAT IS WHAT I LIKE.

>> OKAY, LISTEN, THE PLAYOFFS ARE TBING ON LIGHT NOW.

IT'S EXCITING.

HOUSTON IS PLAYING GREAT, THE KAFS PLAYING GREAT,.

>> Stephen: WARRIORS.

>> WARRIORS ARE PLAYING PHENOMENAL.

>> Stephen: KILLING IT.

>> ISAIAH THOMAS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST THING GOING IN SPORTS

RIGHT NOW, WITH THE ADVERSITY IS HE PLAYING THROUGH, SHOUT OUT TO

ISAIAH THOMAS.

HE'S AMAZING.

>> Stephen: WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE TEAMS THESE YOUNGER PLAYERS,

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE RETIRED PLAYERS WHO SAY OH, IT WAS A

MUCH TOUGHER DAY IN MY GAME, WE PLAYED SO MUCH HARDER.

>> I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE ANY TIME YOU SAY ANYTHING WE'RE

THE GRUMPY OLD PARENTS NOW.

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> LIKE YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT, FIRST OF ALL, THEY GAVE

THEMSELVES THE NICKNAME, THEY CALL THEMSELVES MILLENIALS.

YOU CAN'T GIVE YOURSELF A NICKNAME, I HATE THAT.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE THEY CALL THEMSELVES MILLENIAL, I

THINK OTHER PEOPLE CALL THEM MILLENIALS.

>> FURS OF ALL, THEY SHOULD VUS SAY RICH SPOILED BRADS, THESE

KIDS TODAY.

THIS GENERATION, MAN, WE GIVE ALL THESE KIDS EVERYTHING.

THEY DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING.

THEY WON'T ALL THE NEW PHONES, THEY WANT EVERYTHING.

>> Stephen: I CERTAINLY DISAGREE WITH YOU ABOUT MY CORE

DEMOGRAPHIC.

I THINK-- I THINK THEY ARE WONDERFUL, WE ARE THE HOPE OF

THIS NATION.

YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.

I HAVE TO SAY THAT, HAVE I TO SAY THAT.

>> I UNDERSTAND THAT.

YOU HAVE BILLS TO PAY.

>> Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY THAT.

BUT SERIOUSLY, SPEAK FROM THE HEART.

WAS IT A TOUGHER GAME WHEN WERE YOU YOUNGER.

>> IT WAS DEFINITELY A TOUGHER GAME.

IT WAS MORE PHYSICAL.

THESE GUYS ARE VERY TALENTED.

BUT THEY MADE IT EASIER ON THEM.

THEY TAKE REST PERIODS NOW.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> GUYS MISS GAMES BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT TO REST.

>> Stephen: WOW.

I HEAR THEY PROVIDE FLUIDS.

REST LIKE THEY DON'T PLAY EVERY GAME.

>> THEY DON'T PLAY EVERY GAME, THEY REST.

THEY FLY PRIVATE JETS.

WHEN I PLAYED, WE FLEW COMMERCIAL.

>> Stephen: OH GOOD LORD.

>> JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen: GOOD LORD.

HOW DID THEY FIT YOU?

>> VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAVE BEEN SO LUCKY AND BLESSED.

GOD BLESS THESE YOUNG PLAYERS.

BUT THEY ARE SPOILED ROTTEN.

>> Stephen: REMIND ME NOT TO HAVE YOU MEET MY PREPARER.

NOW ICE CUBE THIS SUMMER IS DOING WHAT IS CALLED A THREE ON

THREE LEAGUE WITH RETIRED PLAYERS.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT PLAYER.

>> I HAVEN'T GIVEN IT A THOUGHT.

NO.

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT YOU AND ME, I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT WHEN I

WAS A KID.

>> YOU WASN'T NO GOOD AT IT.

>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU KNOW.

CAN I PLAY HORSE.

CAN I PLAY.

>> THAT'S NOT PLAYING BASKETBALL.

>> Stephen: IT'S JUST THREE ON THREE.

JON BATISTE WAS ON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM RIGHT OVER

THERE.

>> I'M GOOD.

>> THAT IS THE REASON HE'S PLAYING MUSIC.

>> Jon: OH, OH!

>> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE AND TAKE THAT FROM

CHARLES BARKLEY.

>> I'M READY, I'M READY.

>> YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL-- .

>> Stephen: SHOULD WE ARE HAVE A CONTEST.

>> NO, NO.

>> Stephen: WANT TO SEE WHO HAS THE BETTER VERTICAL.

>> I SAW Y'ALL RUN AROUND AND DO YOUR LITTLE THING.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> AND THEN I SAW YOU SIT DOWN AND IT TOOK YOU LIKE THREE

MINUTES TO CATCH YOUR BREATHE.

I SAW THAT.

HE WAS HUFFING APP PUFFING.

YOU SIT THERE AND YOU ARE LIKE-- IT REMIND ME OF SHAQ WHEN

HE RUNS TO THE BOARD.

HE CAN'T BREATHE.

>> Stephen: I WANT TO HEAR MORE OF THIS.

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHARLES BARKLEY. STICK AROUND.

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The GOP Celebrates Its One-Third Of A Healthcare Victory - Duration: 8:33.

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW.

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW.

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY STAR WARS SHALL STAR WARS DAY, EVERYBODY,

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.

ALSO I THINK THE REPUBLICANS MAY HAVE FOURTHED YOU OFF YOUR

HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE THE HOUSE VOTED TO REPEAL AND

REPLACE OBAMACARE JUST A FEW HOURS AGO.

FOR MORE LET'S GO TO OUR CONGRESSIONAL-- NO, I KNOW THE

FEELING.

LET'S GO TO OUR CONGRESSIONAL REPORTER BEN.

BEN, WHAT WAS THAT MOMENT LIKE?

>> AS IF MILLIONS OF VOICES SUDDENLY CRIED OUT IN TERROR.

>> Stephen: THANKS, BEN.

NOW, HE'S A GOOD KID.

NOW WHEN THEY TRIED TO PASS THIS KIND OF BILL BACK IN MARCH

MODERATE REPUBLICANS THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO HARSH.

WHILE CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS THOUGHT IT WAS TOO SOFT.

THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT ITS WITH JUST RIGHT WAS OREGON

CONGRESSWOMAN GOLDI LOCKS.

SHE WAS INTO IT AT FIRST BUT EVENTUALLY VOTED FOR THE BILL

AFTER THEY PROMISED HER $8 BILLION IN PORRIDGE SUBSIDIES.

UNDER OBAMACARE INSURERS WERE FORCED TO COVER CERTAIN

ESSENTIAL HEALTH BENEFITS LIKE MATERNITY CARE, EMERGENCY

SERVICES AN PREVENTIVE SERVICES BUT THIS NEW BILL ALLOWS STATES

TO WAIVE THE BENEFIT RULES AND SET UP THEIR OWN STANDARDS.

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE GET SICK DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT

STATES.

IN CALIFORNIA YOU COULD BE SUFFERING FROM HELLA FOOT PAIN,

BRAH.

WHEREAS IN MASSACHUSETTS, IT IS WICKED BAD GOUT IN YOUR RED

SA-WX.

THAT IS A PERFECT BOSTON ACCENT.

MERYL STREEP.

(APPLAUSE) ABSOLUTELY.

OF COURSE THE BIG QUESTION IS WHETHER THE NEW PLAN WILL COVER

PREEXISTING CONDITIONS.

AND THE ANSWER IS A DEF NO.

CUZ THE BILL HAS AN AMENDMENT THAT ALLOWS STATES TO OPT OUT.

OPTING OUT.

VERY POPULAR PROVISION WITH MANY OF THE STATES WHO ALREADY FLY

THE TRADITIONAL OPT OUT FLAG.

AND THE TERM, YES, I AGREE.

AND I'M FROM THERE.

AND OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T BE A REPUBLICAN BILL IF DIDN'T

INCLUDE TAX CUTS.

OBAMACARE WAS PAID FOR LARGELY WITH A TAX INCREASE ON THE

RICHEST AMERICANS.

THE NEW BILL WOULD CUT TAXES FOR THE WEALTHY UP TO $883 BILLION.

NOW LISTEN, IF HEARING THAT RAISES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE, CALM

DOWN, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE MEDICATION ANY MORE.

BUT IF ALL OF THIS SEEMS EXTREME, DON'T WORRY.

SOME MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ARE TELLING JOURNALISTS THAT THE

BILL'S CONTROVERSIAL PROVISIONS AREN'T A BUG DEAL BECAUSE QUOTE

NO STATE WOULD BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY ASK FOR THEM.

HAVE YOU MET FLORIDA?

RIGHT THERE ON THEIR STATE SEAL, CRAZY ENOUGH.

SO THEY DID IT.

OBAMACARE IS FINALLY, OFFICIALLY DEAD IS SOMETHING THEY HE CAN

SAY ONCE THE BILL GOES TO THE SENATE THEN GETS OUT OF

COMMITTEE, IS DEBATED ON THE FLOOR WHERE AMENDMENTS CAN BE

ADDED THEN THE SENATE VOTES ON THEIR BILL WHICH IS SENT TO

CONFERENCE COMMITTEE WHERE THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE TWO

BILLS ARE IRONED OUT THEN VOTED ON IN THE HOUSE AND SENATE AGAIN

THEN SENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE PRESIDENT TO SIGN.

WHICH IS WHY REPUBLICANS WERE CHANTING, WE'RE NUMBER ONE-THIRD

OF THE WAY THROUGH A VERY COMPLEX PROCESS.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: ALL THAT IS TRUE BUT IT DID NOT STOP REPUBLICANS

FROM THROWING A MASSIVE BEER BASH.

AND IT WASN'T JUST BEER, NO, I MEAN THEY HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED

ANYTHING YET BUT IT WASN'T JUST BEER.

THEY ALSO SERVED UNHATCHED CHICKENS, THERE WAS SO MUCH FOOD

THEY HAD TO BRING IN A CART BEFORE A HORSE IT WAS VERY

LEVLY.

AFTER THE VOTE, IT IT TOOK AWHILE FOR THE METAPHOR TO CATCH

ON IN THE ROOM BUT THEY GOT THERE EVENTUALLY.

AFTER THE VOTE, ONE REPORTER RAN INTO REINCE PRIEBUS WHO TOLD

HER, THE PRESIDENT STEPPED UP AND HELPED PUNT THE BALL INTO

THE END ZONE.

YES, A PUNT INTO THE END ZONE.

ACCURATE BECAUSE IT GETS YOU ZERO POINTS AND GIVES YOUR

OPPONENT GOOD FIELD POSITION.

(APPLAUSE) PUNTA WAY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> Jon: I GOT YOU.

>> Stephen: I THINK A MORE ACCURATE FOOTBALL METAPHOR MIGHT

HAVE BEEN THE GOP JUST KICKED AMERICA IN THE BALLS.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, PIANO HAND.

RIGHT AFTER THE VOTE THE REPUBLICANS WENT OVER TO THE

WHITE HOUSE WHERE DONALD TRUMP SPOKE ABOUT THE BILL IN FRONT OF

THE NATION'S STRATEGIC WHITE GUY RESERVES.

AND HE WANTED TO BE VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THIS IS.

>> THIS IS, MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS IS A REPEAL AND A REPLACE

OF OBAMACARE, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

TZ YES, MAKE NO MISTAKE.

WE'VE ALREADY MADE ENOUGH FOR TODAY.

ALL THE MISTAKES ARE TAKEN.

AND TRUMP DID HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THE

ASSEMBLED.

HOW AM I DOING?

AM I DOING OKAY, I'M PRESIDENT, HEY, I'M PRESIDENT, CAN YOU

BELIEVE T RIGHT?

TZ NO, WE STILL CAN'T.

IT'S JUST-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SWRZ HERE I STAND WITH PI BACK AGAINST THE WALL.

>> Stephen: AND TRUMP WALKED ABOUT-- TALKED ABOUT EVERYONE

WHO CAME TOGETHER TO PASS THIS BILL.

>> WE HAVE THE TUESDAY GROUP, WE HAVE SO MANY GROUPS.

THE WE HAVE THE FREEDOM CAUCUS, WE HAVE-- AND THEY'RE ALL GREAT

PEOPLE.

WE HAVE A LOT OF GROUPS TZ YEAH, A LOT OF GROUPS.

THE GUYS WHO WEAR STRIPE TIE, THE GUYS WHO WEAR SOLID TIE, THE

BALD GUY, NOT BALD GUYS, VERY DIVERSE COALITION.

AND OF COURSE THERE WAS HIGH PRAISE FOR THE PRESIDENT FROM

HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER KEVIN McCARTHY.

>> I'VE ONLY BEEN THROUGH A FEW PRESIDENTS BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN

SOMEONE SO HANDS ON TZ NEITHER HAVE WE.

HE'S HANDS ON.

ESPECIALLY HEALTH CARE.

HE'S ALREADY VOLUNTEERED TO DO ALL THE MAMMOGRAMS.

BUT BASED ON A TRUE STORY, THAT JOKE.

BUT IF YOU LOSE YOUR HEALTH CARE, REMEMBER LAUGHTER IS THE

BEST MEDICINE.

UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN A JURY CONVICTED A WOMAN WHO LAUGHED AT

JEFF SESSIONS.

SEE TRUMP'S AMERICA ISN'T SO BAD IT'S JIS THAT LAUGHTER IS NOW A

CRIME.

THE WOMAN DESIREE FAIROOZ WAS CONVICTED OF DISRUPTING SESSIONS

CONFIRMATION HEARINGS WHEN ALABAMA SENATOR RICHARD SHELBY

SAID THIS.

>> BUT IN REALITY, JEFF SESSIONS EXTENSIVE RECORD OF TREATING ALL

AMERICANS EQUALLY UNDER THE LAW IS CLEAR AND WELL-DOCUMENTED.

TZ OH!

OH, YOU JUST GOT BUSTED.

FOR FIRST DEGREE CHUCKLING WITH INTENT TO TITTER.

NOW FAIROOZ DEFENDED HERSELF SAYING HER LAUGHTER WAS A

REFLEX.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

I MEAN IT'S LIKE MY GAG REFLEX EVERY TIME I SAY

PRESIDENT-- TRUMP.

(APPLAUSE) NOW THIS IS TRUE, FAIROOZ COULD

FACE UP TO A YEAR IN PRISON, OKAY.

THAT IS HARSH.

SHE COULD END UP JOINING A GANG, OR WORSE AN IMPROV TROUPE.

WE NOW LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE LAUGHING AT JEFF SESSIONS IS A

FEDERAL OFFENSE.

SO FOR YOUR OWN-- YOUR OWN SAFETY, PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AT

HOW MUCH JEFF SESSIONS LOOKED LIKE MY WRITER MIKE'S BRAND NEW

BABY.

(LAUGHTER) YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL.

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL.

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Debra Winger Is Obsessed With Catholic Saints - Duration: 6:40.

>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW

FROM AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN AND TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, PLEASE

WELCOME DEBORAH WINGER.

-- DEBRA WINGER.

(APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW AND I'M SO

GLAD TO SEE YOU OUT IN THE MOVIES AGAIN BECAUSE I KNOW YOU

HAVEN'T REALLY GONE AWAY AM BUT FOR YEARS YOU WERE LIKE A

DARLING OF THE FILM INDUSTRY, FOR THE YOUNGER PEOPLE OUT THERE

WHO MIGHT NOT NECESSARILY KNOW, YOUR BIGGEST HITS, OFFICER & AND

A GENTLEMAN, TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, SHADOWLANDS,

AND-- URBAN COWBOY.

>> GOOD ONE.

>> Stephen: I HAVE VISUAL AIDS, BABY.

I HAVE GOT VISUAL AIDS.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M STOAKED TO BE FOLLOWING CHARLES BARKLEY

BECAUSE NOW NOTHING I SAY WILL BE A PROBLEM.

I MEAN-- CUZ YOU KNOW, MY KIDS WERE WATCHING.

I THOUGHT OH, THEY'RE GOING TO LIKE HIM MORE THAN HE ME.

BUT THEN HE JUST DISSED THEIR WHOLE GENERATION, SO.

>> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.

HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS.

>> I HAVE ONE IN COLLEGE.

>> Stephen: GOOD.

>> AND THEN THE OTHER TWO ARE, YOU KNOW, TEN YEARS OLDER.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> YEAH, THERE WAS A PAUSE.

I DO THAT IN PIE LIFE, EVIDENTLY.

>> Stephen: SO YOU WERE AN INDUSTRY DARLING FOR TEN YEARS

AND SORT OF WALKED AWAY FROM BIG HOLLYWOOD.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

>> I KNOW THAT IT'S A THING.

AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AN ANSWER TO IT BUT I DIDN'T FEEL

LIKE I WAS WALKING AWAY, I JUST WAS FOLLOWING MY LIFE AND IT

WASN'T THERE IN HOLLYWOOD.

>> Stephen: WHERE DID IT END UP BEING SPH.

>> IT WAS, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FAMILY.

I HAVE THREE PRETTY GOOD DUDES THAT I HUNG OUT WITH FOR AWHILE.

I HAVE A FARM, I TAUGHT A LITTLE BIT.

I WROTE A BOOK.

I DID SOME STUFF.

>> Stephen: YOU MOVED OUT TO THE FARM.

>> WELL, WE LIVE ON A FARM, YEAH.

AN OLD DAIRY FARM.

>> Stephen: IS JON STEWART OUT THERE, BECAUSE HE'S SOMEWHERE

OUT ON A FARM OUT THERE.

>> I WORK ON THE RANCH.

I LIVE ON THE FARM.

SO THAT'S IT.

>> Stephen: NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU GREW UP IN A JEWISH

HOUSE BUT YOU ARE ARE KIND OF OBSESSED WITH CATHOLIC THINGS.

>> I WAS VERY OBSESSED WITH CATHOLIC SAINTS.

>> Stephen: I LOVE THAT WE HAVE SAINTS.

>> PRETTY GRISLY, MAN.

>> Stephen: WELL, SOME OF THEM ARE.

>> WELL, NO, ALL OF THEM, ALL OF THEM.

NONE OF THEM DIED IN THEIR SLEEP, SOK OKAY.

A HAPPY DEATH.

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE GRIS LEIGH.

>> WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR PATRON SAIFNT.

>> Stephen: ST. STEPHEN, THE FIRST MARTYR, HE WAS AN ANTIOCH.

>> HE WAS STONED TO DEATH BECAUSE HE DISSED THE JEWS.

>> Stephen: HE DID IF?

>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE DID.

>> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE NAMED FOR HIM NOW.

>> I'M'S JUST SAYING, CHECK IT OUT.

BUT THE WOMEN SAINTS, THIS HE ARE THE MOST, THEY GET REALLY

CREATIVE.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> BECAUSE WE KNOW MONOTHEU STU C RELIGIONS IS PRETTY SEXIST, A

LITTLE BIT.

>> Stephen: WELL, GOD HAS A BEARD.

YOU HAD A BIT OF A REPUTATION WITH GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH

YOUR COSTARS AND KIND OF MIXING UP WITH THEM.

>> THIS IS JUST GOING SO BAD FOR ME.

>> Stephen: NO, IT'S GOING SO GREAT.

SO SHIRLEY MacLANE, YOU JUST INSTA GRAHAMMED THIS, YOU AND

SHIRLEY, WITH A HASHTAG BURY THE HATCHET.

WHAT IS THAT SHALL.

>> YEAH, SHE IN MY BACK.

>> Stephen: SHE IS HOLDING THE HATCHET.

HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT AND WHY DID YOU WANT TO DO IT.

>> FURS OF ALL THE ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA I DO WHICH IS INSTAGRAM,

MY YOUNGEST SON CONVINCED MOO HE THAT IT WAS THE FRIEND-- FRIEND

LEEEASY.

>> Stephen: INSTAGRAM.

>> YEAH, SO I CAME UP WITH THAT HASHTAG WHEN I RAN INTO HER AT A

RESTAURANT WHICH IS WHERE THAT RESTAURANT WAS TAKEN, WHEN

SOMEBODY ELSE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET US FOR LUNCH, AND WE WERE

WAITING.

THIS GIRLFRIEND OF MINE, WE'RE WAITING FOR HER SIS

TORE-- SISTER TO ARRIVE AND THE HOSTESS WHO WAS PROBABLY 30

YEARS OLD, SOMEWHERE THE SYNAPSE IN HER BRAIN SAID OH, SHIRLEY

McLANE IS GOING TO DEBRA WINGER'S TRAIBL.

SO IMAGINE BOTH OF OUR SURPRISE WHEN SHE IS BEING-- SURPRISES,

BOTH OF OUR SURPRISE.

>> SITTING RIGHT HERE SO I COULD ASK HIM THE PROPER ENGLISH.

ANYWAY THEY WALKED HER OVER TO THE TABLE AND ARE LIKE OH MY-- .

>> Stephen: SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE.

>> SHE SAID NO, THAT'S NOT MY EDITOR.

>> Stephen: SO SHE JUST DRABBINGED SHIRLEY OVER TO YOU.

>> YEAH.

I WAS LIKE SHIRL, CAN WE TAKE A PICTURE, HI, HOW ARE YOU?

WELL, I MAY AS WELL SIT HERE.

SO-- .

>> Stephen: SO YOU HAD LUNCH TOGETHER.

>> WE HAD LUNCH TOGETHER.

>> Stephen: WHAT A LOVELY STORY?

I DONE KNOW.

NOW WE GOT TO GO IN A MINUTE YOU ABOUT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE

MOVIE THE LOVERS.

YOU AND TRACY LETZ WHO IS YOUR HUSBAND.

>> NOT IN LIFE.

>> Stephen: BUT IN THE MOVIE IS HE YOUR HUSKER A BRILLIANT

WRITER AND ACTOR, AND YOU GUYS ARE HAVING AFFAIRS ON EACH

OTHER, CORRECT?

>> WELL, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THAT SPOILER, BUT

THANKS.

>> Stephen: CAN I CUT IT OUT.

>> NO, NO.

>> Stephen: DEBRA WINGER WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT.

>> GOOD ONE.

>> Stephen: YES.

>> NO, NO, I JUST THINK WE TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE, YOU'VE BEEN

MARRIED I THINK FOR A SIMILAR AMOUNT OF TIME I HAVE, 25 YEARS.

>> Stephen: IN THAT BALL PARK.

>> AN HAVE I THREE KIDS.

>> Stephen: I HAVE THREE KIDS TOO, IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A

MIRROR.

>> RIGHT, I FEEL THAT WAY TOO.

NO, IT IS THE STORY THAT -- JACOBS WROTE AND I GUESS FOR ME

IT WAS ABOUT HOW WE LIVE IN SUCH AN IMPERMANENT WORLD, EVERYTHING

WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IS BASED ON THE FACT THAT IT'S

GOING TO CHANGE AND YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO WHITE-KNUCKLE IT

SHOW.

BUT THEN WE SET UP THIS INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE AND IT

IS SUPPOSED TO NOT CHANGE.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN LOVE AND HAVE THE SAME ENTHUSIASM AND

WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND BE CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER.

AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

SO YEAH, YOU FIND OTHER WAYS TO FEEL GOOD AND THEN MAYBE YOU

DON'T FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT THATMENT BUT IT'S A COMEDY

AND-- (LAUGHTER)

SORRY.

>> Stephen: SO I'M GUESSING THERE IS SOME SEX IN IT, IS

THERE SEX IN IT.

>> THERE IS SO MUCH SEX.

>> Stephen: YOU JUST SOLD SOME TICKETS RIGHT NOW, DEBRA WINGER.

>> NO, THERE REALLY IS A LOT OF SEX.

>> Stephen: SO THERE IS PLENTY OF SEX IN THIS MOVIE.

>> BUT THERE'S NAKED SEX.

IT'S NOT-- .

>> Stephen: THERE'S NAKED SEX.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND.

>> I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT.

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, THE LOVERS OPENED TOMORROW, DEBRA

WINGER, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH COMEDIAN SARAH TOLLEMACHE.

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God Weighs In On Trump's Religious Liberty Executive Order - Duration: 3:42.

OH, DONALD TRUMP WAS IN NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT.

THE BIG APPLE, THE BIG APPLE GOT A VISIT FROM THE YU GGE ORANGE.

START SPREADING FAKE NEWS.

HE ATTENDED A CEREMONY COMMEMORATING THE 75th

ANNIVERSARY OF THE BATTLE OF THE CORAL SEA ABOARD THEU SS

INTREPID, AN AIRCRAFT CONSIDERRIER TURNED MUSEUM.

IT IS PERMANENTLY DOCKED IN THE MUD AT 44th STREET, OR AS

TRUMP WOULD SAY, IT IS HEADING TO NORTH KOREA AS I SPEAK.

STEAMING RIGHT OUT, WHOOO WHOOO.

BUT BEFORE HE CAME IT TO NEW YORK, TRUMP SIGNED ANOTHER

EXECUTIVE ORDER.

THIS ONE SUPPOSEDLY ABOUT RELIGIOUS LIBERTY.

>> TODAY MY ADMINISTRATION IS LEADING BY EXAMPLE AS WE TAKE

HISTORIC STEPS TO PROTECT RELIGIOUS LIBERTY IN THE UNITED

STATES OF AMERICA.

(APPLAUSE) WE WILL NOT ALLOW PEOPLE OF

FAITH TO BE TARGETED, BULLIED OR SILENCED ANY MORE.

TZ UNLESS YOU'RE A MUSLIM THEN STEVE BANNON'S GIVING YOU A

SWIRLY.

LOCKER ROOM BAPTISM.

AMONG OTHER THINGS, THIS EXECUTIVE ORDER RELAXES

ENFORCEMENT OF RULES BARRING TAX EXEMPT CHURCHES FROM

PARTICIPATING IN POLITICS.

NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE UPSET BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID RELIGION

IS GOING TO HAVE TOO MUCH INFLUENCE ON POLITICS.

BUT I GO TO CHURCH.

AND HERE'S THE THING AM I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO GET

POLITICS ALL OVER MY RELIGION.

WE DON'T WANT OUR CHURCHES TO END UP LIKE CONGRESS WITH ALL

THE DEMOCRATS IS THING ON ONE SIDE OF THE PEWS AND ALL THE

REPUBLICANS ON THE OTHER.

SOMEBODY WILL FILIBUSTER THE OURER FATHER AND IT WILL

BROADCAST ON THE HOLY-- HOLY SEA SEE SPAN.

BUT MAYBE GOD WANTS IT THIS WAY.

>> NO WAY, STEPHEN, NO WAY.

>> Stephen: GOD, IS THAT YOU, HEY, IT'S GOD, EVERYBODY.

>> YES, YES, HI THERE.

HI, EVERYBODY.

GOD IS IN THE HIZY.

ACTUALLY I'M EVERYWHERE, I'M OMNI PRESENT.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.

>> Stephen: SO GOD, YOU DON'T THINK CHURCHES SHOULD BE MORE

POLITICAL?

>> OF COURSE NOT, POLITICS JUST CONFUSES, ME, STEPHEN.

I WAS SURE IT WAS GOING TO BE JEB, JEB!

SO COME ON, THE GUY IS A FOUNTAIN OF CHARISMA.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

SO YOU DON'T TALK AN ACTIVE ROLE IN ELECTIONS.

>> NO, I'M TOO BUSY DECIDING IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE FOOTBALL.

YOU GOT TO LOVE THAT TOM BRADY.

THEY SAY THE MAN WAS MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE BUT HAVE YOU SEEN

HIS CHEEK BONES.

I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.

I JUST DON'T LIKE KALE, THAT'S WEIRD.

>> Stephen: SO THEN HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TRUMP'S EXECUTIVE

ORDER?

>> WELL, NOT A BIG FAN OF EXTOUGH ORDERS.

THEY DON'T WORK.

I TRIED TEN OF THEM ONCE AND EVERYBODY IS STILL COVETING

THEIR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE AND TAKING MY NAME IN VEIN.

BUT EVEN I DO THAT WHEN I BANG MY KNEE ON THE COFFEE TABLE.

ME, DAMMITY.

>> Stephen: GOD, IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE, WOULD YOU GO DEMOCRAT OR

REPUBLICAN?

>> OH, NEITHER, STEPHEN.

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS BY NOW, I'M AN ANARCHIST.

DIDN'T YOU SEE HOW MANY FAST & FURIOUS MOVE YEARS THERE ARE,

COME ON, IT'S A SUB MARINE CHASING CARS, IT'S CHAOS.

>> Stephen: GOD, EVERYBODY.

WE IS HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU, THANK YOU, LORD.

CHARLES BARKLEY IS HERE. STICK AROUND. THANK YOU.

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LOOK

Bikers For Trump Just Gave Antifa Thugs A NASTY Surprise!

Last week, UC Berkeley cancelled Ann Coulter's upcoming appearance at their school due to

her conservative views.

Now, the Bikers For Trump group is firing back.

BB4 reported that Bikers For Trump founder Chris Cox went on Fox Business Network to

discuss Berkeley's decision and to say his group is ready to take action.

"I didn't see an upside in coming to Berkeley and standing toe to toe with twinkle toes

and butter cups," Cox told host Stuart Varney.

"We are certainly not looking for a fight…

We are here on the defense, not the offense," Cox said.

He added that he met with Berkeley police to discuss their plan of action going forward,

and emphasized the need for law and order over violence.

"From what I understand, any rumors that they've been told to stand down will be

squashed today," Cox said.

"They are not going to allow this disobedience, they are not going to allow the ski masks

we've been seeing around the country, so we still have a presence here at Berkeley

today.

We don't want to do anything that is going to give us a public relations black eye.

We've stayed within the framework of the law and I intend that protesters will continue

to stay within the framework of the law."

What do you think about this?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments section.

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