It's brilliant.
Have some water, please.
You see... That's good.
That's good.
Stop.
Lower a bit.
Hold the cigar. You, be more virile.
Be like a man.
Raise your hands, show more pride.
You were pretty good just now.
But you got to be sexier.
A little sexier, okay?
Change the music please.
Come on, concentrate.
Yes! Come on. A bit more.
Man, put your hand there.
Mr Sun. That's right.
Don't you think it's a bit vulgar?
Vulgarity is what I want.
But we're targeting at high-end customers.
We're targeting at coal mine owners. Look!
Black suits. Black cars. They all feel like coal.
You won't get it.
Boss, that's great!
You better stop flattering.
You two, come over.
You were pretty good just now
What do women want these days?
Money.
What else?
Men with money.
Boss, congrats
on your promotion to executive creative director!
Don't be carried away before the announcement.
Just in case...
I'm superstitious.
Not using protection?
I meant your cell phone.
Look at mine. See-through.
Dad must have forgotten.
Forgotten?
If he doesn't come for this big event, I'll never forgive him.
I don't want to stay at his place anyway.
Grandpa trains his voice in the morning. Such a pain!
Doudou's dad looks down on everyone.
Like other men today, he never listens.
He never lets others finish what they're saying.
Always turning a deaf ear to me.
Sun was brought up by his father.
He knew how to please women since little.
Auntie, you're so pretty!
What a little smooth operator.
Buy me a popsicle, please.
Take this.
You grabbed it and took off!
Did you steal the dim sum? How comes it's half empty?
Don't lie. I want the truth.
My head hurts.
Sun's mom died very early.
His dad was a back-up chorist.
His singing wasn't spectacular,
but he thought he's Pavarotti.
He's just an everyman.
Flirting with girls all day.
However...
No water supply tonight due to pipe maintenance.
You scared me! I thought the girl came back.
It's 9 a.m. You're not going to work?
Who did you bring home last night?
You didn't even close the door.
None of your business.
Please clean up my room for me.
Who do you take me for?
My girlfriend.
You're such a smooth operator.
Your rent is so high. Be considerate.
You better help me out.
Please fry 2 eggs for me as well.
Then it'll be perfect, thank you!
Spoiled brat.
Chanel?
The one last time wore Dior.
Why not just wear a leaf?
20 dollars, please.
Electricity!
Sorry.
You're Yanni, right?
This is my name card. Sun Zigang.
I'll get a new one in 2 hours. Better give you later.
Can I buy you a coffee?
I sell coffee.
Then let me buy you dinner.
Next, please.
Latte, please.
Wait.
Cool!
Hello...
Can't hear you in the elevator. I'll call you back.
"Le Herisson", French literature.
I read it when I was at school.
This book was published last year.
You're right, I was still at school last year.
It could be fate. We both love literature.
I'll buy you coffee sometimes.
How about tea?
Milk tea?
I only drink water.
Then I'll buy you water.
Deal.
Tip, red alert.
My ex is here for me!
He's in the hospital.
What has he got?
I don't really know that word.
Hepa something.
There's also an alphabet: C, I think.
OK. OK.
I'm not done yet.
Find a better excuse next time.
It's not that convincing.
That's thorough. She won't ever come back.
Not bad.
Did the girl yesterday go home?
Didn't she need to be home by midnight? Morning, Mr Sun.
You're too good, Boss.
Can you give me a crash course?
50 bucks for course fees.
I'm serious.
Long time no see, Gorgeous!
Good morning.
Let's have a date sometimes.
Any morning news?
We have a group of female interns. A couple of them are lookers.
But they've been snatched by Customer Service.
Those bastards.
Ly Yilong has left Mio.
Her male colleagues popped champagne for that.
That's good. One competitor less.
The CEO kept calling me this morning.
He asked me to see him right away.
It must be about the Executive Creative Director.
Keep me posted.
Hi!
Coca.
Heard you broke up with your boyfriend, Congrats!
The news traveled fast indeed, Mr Sun!
Please call me Coco in the future.
I'll call you Coca-cola then.
That hair clip is... nice.
Really? Certainly!
The meeting with Acura at 2pm is confirmed.
And the meeting with Ascot Chang at 3pm.
I've picked up your shoes and dry cleaning.
Good.
Is the layout for Yanghe Spirit Classic ready?
I heard CS has snatched our pretty girls.
We need them for work.
Executive Creative Director.
Good girls.
Sweeties, is the champagne ready?
Already chilled.
Did you get the right brand?
It's your favorite.
Good.
Executive Creative Director sounds good!
Even better than CEO!
Yes!
Hello, Mr Sun.
Promotion is nothing. It's just work.
Bring the cigars.
Sorry the board meeting took forever.
That's OK. I just arrived.
You look so smart today, Mr Sun.
Right, I read your Yanghe Spirit Classic proposal.
Not bad in highlighting male sentiments.
Nowadays, advertising is no longer a bed of roses.
We used to live on tobacco and booze ads.
But we can't do that anymore.
Most consumers these days are women.
We need to change our strategies, get new blood
or our company will go down.
New blood?
Do you know Ly Yilong?
The Creative Director at Mio?
Many men are afraid of her.
The annual award should have been ours last year
but she snatched it from us.
How could I forget that?
But you look happy.
Our company just hired her.
You gave the ECD position to her?
Right?
Hope you two would get along.
Congrats, ECD!
Put it away. Save it for next time.
My uncle from Japan. Can you speak English?
Your wine, sir.
Thank you.
Nice.
Danny finally won your hand.
You guys will be happy ever after.
Still thinking of Sun?
I never felt safe with him.
He's a narcissist.
Come on, help me decide.
Should I go to my ex-wife's wedding?
Maybe I shouldn't. I didn't buy her a gift anyway.
I'm not in the mood, right?
But I need to convince my daughter
or she won't come stay with me tonight.
Let me call her.
Doudou, I can't go to your mom's wedding.
Sun Zigang cannot come.
What Sun Zigang? I'm your father.
What a jerk. I knew he'd find an excuse not to come.
Forget it if he's not coming.
I've tidied up your room.
I'll wait for you.
Grandpa will also come tonight.
Grandpa?
Why not?
He's your grandfather.
I got to go. Chen Erdong is here.
Who's Chen Erdong?
My boyfriend.
Boyfriend?
Who's that? Why didn't you tell me?
Hello...
All right. Bye.
I bet you anything.
Ly Yilong must look like a tomboy.
Wanna bet?
All right. How much?
Are you in?
No, you guys go ahead.
1 00 bucks.
Deal.
Are you alright?
We've met.
Hi, you also work in this company?
What a small world! It must be fate.
When are you buying me water?
Later.
Good.
You look good without your glasses.
Thank you.
You look good too
without my glasses on.
Really?
People say so.
I'm Sun Zigang, Creative Director.
Sun Tzu... Gang.
Frankly speaking, if anything happens to you here
mentioning my name is better than calling the police.
Really?
Mr. Dong.
This is our company's CEO.
He also listens to me.
Even the new Executive Creative Director
will have to stand aside.
Really?
Please be seated.
Competition in the ad world is increasingly intense
because most consumers have become women.
Today, I am honored to
present the Ad Killer of the 21 st century.
She needs no further introduction. Ad Killer?
I bet you already know who she is.
Please welcome our new ECD, Miss Ly Yilong.
I'll buy you a coffee.
Mr Dong.
You might have already heard Ly's legends at Mio.
The team she led has broken the record of 300 million dollars
within a year only.
You must have heard of the word "anima".
I'll search it online later.
Anima is the feminine principle found in men
which enables the male unconscious
to think like women.
Please distribute these boxes to everyone.
Everyone grab one.
In order to sell female products, a man
must first tap into female consumer psychology.
You must muster your anima.
Every item in the box is a female product.
I want every gentleman here to pick one item.
Try and experience it at home tonight.
Let's discuss tomorrow.
If you like, you can wear it to work tomorrow.
I'll find a suitable item to try tonight as well.
Miss Ly, is there masculine principle in women?
Yes.
It's called animus.
Miss Ly.
Here comes Miss Ly.
For you. You like coffee, right?
I only drink water.
The air-con is in full blast.
I'm very hot blooded.
Girls, turn the air-con up.
Yes.
Thanks.
Please leave us for a moment.
Yes.
Mr Sun, I'm new here.
If we had any misunderstanding earlier,
I hope it won't affect our cooperation in future.
I think we won't have any misunderstanding anymore.
How can we have misunderstanding?
I distinguish between private and public interests.
Did you draw this?
Yes.
Didn't know this hobby of yours.
Very good.
If you like, you could be my model. I'll draw you one.
Perhaps Later.
Focus the left eye on the ball.
Dad. Your nursing home complained that
you trained your voice early in the morning.
Many of those elderlies are neurotic.
I...
Are you denying it?
Those old fogies complained again?
I sing for them for free and they're still not content.
Can't you lower your voice?
I'm a tenor.
You're a baritone, to be exact.
Baritone?
I can sing High C as simple as that.
Don't laugh at Grandpa.
My vocal chord is a bit inflammed right now.
When the inflammation is gone, I'll sing "Torna a Sorrento" for you.
I can walk on my own.
Don't ever say I'm a baritone, you rascal.
Why're you so late?
I've been waiting all day.
I just got off work.
Miss Ly.
How's the new company?
The creative department is all men.
That's good.
Any hunks?
There's indeed one.
Sun Zigang.
Sun Tzu... gang.
Not as good as it sounds.
How's your 007?
The young or the old one?
There's more than one?
What do you think?
Brilliant.
Where did you meet?
On the web.
Where?
On the web.
Still on line?
It's been too long.
So nice to be a woman. Men spend money on you.
As the saying goes:
"Time is money. Women are evil."
We good men are all victims of evil women.
It's hard to be a white-collar man these days.
We spend all our meager income to look good.
We better do something to that woman.
Make sure she'll leave soon.
Come on. Cheers!
Cheers!
How's your new job?
Dinner Why not?
Why not sent me your pics?
Let's leave room for imagination.
According to Nature Magazine
The Chinese American scientist...
Stay calm, brother!
Haven't I braved all storms and weathers?
I can't lose this battle.
Anima?
Let's see how much anima I have.
Who's afraid of who?
Anima, here I come!
Hi.
What are you doing here?
Erdong, this is...
I'm her old man.
I'm experiencing female life.
I guess I'd better go home.
Did you use my iTouch?
I need some music, so I...
I told you not to touch my things. How come you don't get it?
When did Dad not listen to you?
OK, what's my boyfriend's name?
His last name is Chen.
And first name?
Jordan. Edison.
Just kidding.
Erdong. Erdong Chen.
Erdong Chen.
Where are you going?
Pervert! Doing this at this age?
You've woken up, Mr Sun.
You're out of danger.
So sick. He even wears lipstick.
Why all men have this inclination these days?
And the lipstick is in bright red!
He rubs it off. Have I stared at his lips for too long?
Blood pressure normal. ECG normal.
You can recuperate at home.
What are you looking at, pervert?
Just scram. So I can get off work earlier.
You're awake. Are you OK?
I bring you clothes
and your watch.
How embarrassing!
If this comes out, I'll be the laughing stock at school.
Have I taken any drugs?
The doctor said you don't need medication.
You just need to rest.
No drugs can heal your sickness.
If you're OK, I better be get going.
About last night...
Bye!
Ask the boss to give me another chance.
Another pimple on my nose. What a pain!
That guy is not waiting for me, is he?
Never seen a pretty girl before, Punk?
Am I in China? What kind of map is this?
Only 2 apples a day and I'll lose weight.
That man is staring at me.
Some men like fat girls.
What's the matter?
Need to get online again.
I'll go for facial after work.
Should I get those shoes?
That cheesecake was so yummy.
If you don't pick up, I'd hunt you down.
I miss my honey...
You slut. Stay away from my man.
Would I get any bonus?
Not going to work?
The canker sore is killing me.
I'll go to karaoke after work.
I should play sick.
This man looks crazy.
Perhaps he just got out of a mental hospital.
Such heavy make-up. Is she a call girl?
With your height, please wear heels.
I can't hold it.
Don't make any sound.
It stinks.
What's that smell? Who did it?
Must have been that man.
I ought to train my glutei a bit more.
Ignore him.
Hello, Mr Sun.
or he'll tell me those lame jokes.
He's coming to take my newspaper again.
Morning.
I beg you. Be a nice man for once.
Hi.
Morning, Mr Sun.
What? I just want to tell you
the budget for 3D-Gold is ready.
And I've grounded the coffee beans already.
I also added some dirt in it.
After all, I'm a Peking University graduate.
I didn't expect to end up as his gofer.
Want anything else, Mr Sun?
Nothing else.
Mr Sun.
Boss, today you look...
Swell!
You're very handsome today.
That's it? No other thoughts?
What thoughts?
Weird disease...
Boss.
Weird disease.
What weird disease?
I'm hexed.
Hexed?
It's all thanks to those female products.
I tried each of them yesterday.
Even had a few contraceptive pills.
Then I was electrocuted.
I saw a fish in front of my eyes.
Then I can hear what women think.
Too horrible.
I want a bar of Dove chocolate.
She said she wanted chocolate.
Right. I want chocolate too.
I understand how bad you're feeling.
Mr Sun, please sign the Acura documents.
I better get on line soon.
Jean-Pierre is waiting for me.
Thank you.
She said she had to get on line soon
and chat with Pear or something.
Pierre
Darling, how are you today?
Shit! Kisses.
How vulgar!
I didn't bullshit.
Hi.
I know what she's thinking.
When will Tip ask me out?
She likes your hair style.
Really?
But not your lipstick.
Nor your beer belly. Good luck.
That cannot be!
Any ideas?
Did you try the female products last night?
Mr Sun.
Did you try the products last night?
I did.
Really?
Okay then
why don't you share your feeling with us?
If you haven't tried, just say it.
I really tried it.
I even tried a few contraceptive pills.
The pills
are good for contraception
but they cannot ward off evils.
Spare me, please!
Of course it's nonsense.
It's nonsense, I know
I'll be serious.
These pills are liked by both men and women.
Everybody likes them, right?
What's more... Shameless.
Shut up!
He's wasting our time.
Coco, what do you think?
I spent the whole night thinking
how to sell painkillers to female consumers.
I eat that every time I lie to my husband.
I would just take two.
These painkillers... I have an idea. Let me break in...
How shamelss!
It's like this.
Close your eyes. Imagine you're in the bedroom.
The wife is sitting on the bedside, taking the painkiller.
The husband comes over and gives her a massage.
"Honey,
my head hurts."
At this moment, this so-and-so painkiller
appears on the side.
These pills are so mild
you can take one even when you're rejecting your husband.
What about it?
Good?
Isn't that what you women think?
That's how you see women.
Speak for yourself.
I guess he feigns a headache when he can't get it up.
All right. You don't.
You don't either.
You also don't think like that.
But Jessica does.
Right?
No.
How can it be no?
You never lied to your husband of 3 years? No.
Never? Absolutely never.
How can it be never? Absolutely never.
How the hell does he know about this?
OK, let's adjourn the meeting today.
Needn't we dress up like a woman for this meeting?
Hello, Miss Ly.
Hello.
These furtive people can't do anything well.
He wouldn't touch the coffee
for fear of poison.
So much for coffee drinker.
Please spit it out, Miss Ly.
The Yanghe Spirit Classic proposal needs to be redone.
I've put my remarks above. Please take a look.
Mr Dong has read it.
The company hired me to make decisions like this.
I'll redo it then.
That's good.
Anything else?
Not for now.
I've got other things to do.
I'd better go. No time to bullshit with you.
Who do you think you are?
I'm just the executive creative director.
Let us raise...
I'm hexed.
What do you mean by hexed?
My ears are filled with women's voices.
I can hear everything they are thinking.
Tell me what those old women are thinking.
They say this old fogey
torture us every day with his broken voice.
But he's good-looking.
Looks like it's in our genes.
I knew I had this super power.
When your mom was still alive, I always knew what's in her mind.
I know what you think.
You resent that I have neither power nor money.
Power and money are what you want.
I'm not that narrow-minded.
I sing well so I won't let the people
and my country down.
So what was Mom thinking when she's alive?
Hey.
She wondered why she had married this selfish,
egomaniac man.
Your mom didn't only marry a man like me.
She also gave birth to a rascal like you.
Dad, why did you come home so early?
It'd be too late if I came later!
It's over! So embarrassing! Hello, Uncle.
Being caught by Dad...
Get out!
Damn you. Dad.
He promised to take me to a party. Don't mess it up.
I won't let you go to a party with this tramp.
Who said anything about a party?
Boys of this age. .. I know what's in their heads.
I tell you. Don't touch my daughter.
Your daughter?
So now you're worried about me?
How can I have a father like him?
It's your blessing to have a father like this.
I'm splitting.
My clothes...
Nobody's keeping you. Get out!
That's yours. That's mine.
You come back!
You come back! Come back!
Be careful.
Wake up.
If I hadn't waken you up, your company would have fired you a long time ago.
Hurry and get up!
I bought you a pancake.
So lazy! Get up!
Get up!
Are you out of your mind?
What happened?
Wanna woo me?
No more! No more!
I don't hear anything.
You're crazy.
Auntie, you sing pretty well.
Sing?
I didn't sing anything.
So many people have come in the past two days.
Nice brand.
It's purple. Goes well with my thong.
Is the thong comfortable, Auntie?
I'm not as trendy as you think.
What's a thong?
How does he know I wear that thong?
How do I know you wear thong?
I can hear what women are thinking.
Then tell me what I am thinking.
You think this guy is pulling your leg.
Try again.
You think this lipstick can stand for eye shadow.
L'Oreal for your eldest girl, mascara for the second.
This could be super power.
This power is a pain.
You call it a pain? If I had this power
I could control my daughter-in-law totally.
If my husband had this power,
I wouldn't have any saving left.
Kid, with this power,
can't you control every woman in the world?
Let's just open a psychiatric clinic
and call it "I Know Women's Heart".
You understand me better than myself.
Your guess is so accurate.
Keep guessing.
Hi.
Bye. Bye.
What can I help you?
Didn't he say he'd buy me dinner? Why no action?
I was too shy to ask.
But today I musted the courage to come here
to ask you out for dinner tonight. What do you think?
I won't accept it so easily.
I'll pick you up at 7pm.
That's fattening. Better let you eat it.
Eat.
It wouldn't help much anyway!
My computer's down, and he didn't pick up the phone.
Is Jean-Pierre sick?
Hi.
Mr Sun.
Is Pear ill?
Pear? You're so humorous, Mr Sun.
OK, I'll do a proposal right away.
I can't let anybody know, especially Sun.
This client is huge. I need to win it over.
Lotto marketing department.
Lot what?
Miss Ly.
Mr Sun, come in.
What can I help you?
I just want to show you my determination.
I hope you can give me a chance to win over that big client.
Big client?
Which big client?
That Lot...
Lot what?
Does he mean Lotto?
Lotto.
How did he find out about Lotto?
Italy's No.1 sports brand.
Not many people know about this.
Your intelligence is amazing.
I know you won't mind.
Of course I don't mind.
Please take a seat. OK.
However, this is still a trade secret.
Given the competitiveness in the market,
I think we better be more careful.
Do you know how big the fish is?
I'll get that fish for sure.
Lotto's female line emphasizes female freedom and being unfettered.
He won't even get it.
Don't worry. I'll win over Lotto.
Keep bragging. I'll see how you'll do that.
Good! I'll wait for your good news.
Great! I find you two at the same time.
Look at this print ad for Aimer.
I find something odd about it.
The bag is superfluous. It gets the priorities wrong.
The bag is superfluous.
How should I say?
It gets the priorities wrong.
What do you think, Miss Ly?
How comes he thinks exactly like me?
I agree.
I like Sun's idea.
Miss Ly, what do you think?
I agree with Mr Dong.
Come to my office later. Try the cigars I just bought.
See you later.
You can take it here. Are you afraid I'll listen to your secrets?
Doudou. Where are you?
If I bring 2 classmates home after class
Is it OK?
Of course.
Let's go, Doudou.
Wait... Bye.
I'm fine.
It's windy today. Did you bring a jacket?
Enjoy! Bye.
Girlfriend?
Daughter.
Didn't know he had a daughter.
He's pretty nice to his daughter.
I love my daughter.
My dad loves me the most.
Why did I tell him this?
Bye.
I'll make sure you leave within one month!
What's the matter? Why was I so slow?
The door is open.
Hi. Hi.
Hello, girls! Hello, Uncle.
I'm Doudou's father.
That's Doudou's old man.
Nothing to eat in this place. How boring!
No wonder Doudou doesn't have any brand clothes.
Why are you still here?
I'll be leaving soon. I got a dinner.
Yes, there're 2 new brand stores at the Village.
Come shop with me when you're free.
Really?
If you're hungry, order whatever you like.
Are you drunk? Your dad is so cool!
I envy you.
007?
I beg your pardon?
007?
How about Get Smart?
Wearing shades in the evening.
Panther?
Are you 007?
Yes, 007.
Nice to meet you, 007.
Why are you so surprised?
You look more 007
than 007.
Really?
Really.
You're exactly how I imagine you to be.
Really? Yes.
You're the most beautiful 2-legged panther I've ever seen.
Thank you.
Where should we go?
What's my favorite car?
a convertible sports car.
Correct.
My favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse.
You're too incredible!
I'll ask you another question.
I need to hit the can. Be right back.
Hurry up! I still have 5 more questions.
Konichiwa.
Hello, do you have a VIP room?
Sorry. Our VIP rooms are only for celebrities and bosses.
Sorry about that.
Oh... you look familiar...
You think so?
Although you have your shades.
I know you are Gong Li.
If you say so.
This is a VIP room?
Actually, our VIP room has been reserved.
but this is also in the VIP zone.
No paparazzi allowed.
Any special dishes?
We just hired a new chef.
Our specialty now is roast lamb.
Very delicious.
This is the menu. Ask me if you need anything.
007
We've not been properly introduced yet.
Please go ahead. Ladies first.
My name is...
Ly Yilong.
Why did he show up here? What a coincidence! You're here too.
This is my colleague, Sun Tzu . .. Gang.
Sun Zigang.
And this is?
I was about to ask.
He's called 00
Peter.
He's an old friend. Haven't seen him for years.
I have an old friend there too. I won't disturb you then.
Please go ahead.
What's my favorite animal?
Sheep.
Pigs.
Pigs? Yes.
No way.
You know, its my final year at NYU Business School, and it hit me
I realized all the opportunities are here in mainland China
so I decided to come and move to Shanghai.
I say we better go.
Okay.
This way please.
Ly Yilong.
Mr Dong.
You like the food here too, Ly?
Yes.
My wife loves the sushi here.
I have my own room there. Join us.
Your friend?
Yes. Come join us!
Mr Dong.
Sun Zigang!
Come join us!
Cheers! Cheers!
Cheers!
There goes my first date.
I didn't know roast lamb is Japanese food.
What a stupid girl!
It's the first time I tried this wine. It's not strong at all.
Isn't she the barista downstairs?
Sun has poor taste in women.
Stop drinking.
You'd love me when I'm drunk.
It's easy to get drunk.
I shouldn't have asked him to come from Shanghai.
You're from Shanghai.
Yes.
What are you here for?
In fact, I'm a head hunter.
I have a mission here.
What mission?
To poach Miss Ly for Shanghai.
Several big ad agencies are after her.
He asks me out because of this?
What? You're quitting?
No, no... no!
I'm very happy in this company.
Sorry, Peter.
It's good that you're not quitting.
If you have any problems, just raise them.
If they'll raise your salaries, so shall we!
Isn't it right? Come on!
Excuse me.
Darling,
It's that bitch again.
Have you bought the bag for me?
Hello?
I was in a meeting.
Excuse me.
Your Mistress!
Client!
Liar!
A client. Let's drink!
I'm sorry for this evening.
It's OK. I've been very happy.
I'll have dinner with your whole company next time.
You really want to poach me for Shanghai?
I'm a head hunter.
I'm just kidding.
Of course, I also want to see you often.
Good.
I'll see you on line then.
Tonight...
Really?
I said on line.
On line.
Okay. Online.
Okay.
Bye.
See you. See you.
I was planning to have a private date with you.
I'd no idea that Ly Yilong would show up.
What's the matter with you?
You talked about Ly all night long.
Are you in love with her?
Her? You must be kidding.
I like you.
Really?
So true.
I live upstairs. You want to come up for a while?
How stupid!
How could I say that?
Maybe next time.
It hurts!
I like you, but I don't want us to go so fast.
I'm afraid
I might fall in love with you.
Then we'll let it happen.
Prince Pauper?
I'll dump him if he doesn't propose.
It's been late. Am I pregnant?
What a gentleman!
I'm maxed out my credit card again. I get excited when I shop.
The bag is nice, but I can't afford it.
This guy looks like Andy Lau.
This old fashioned one suits my mom.
Riding my bike always relaxes me.
I want my belly gone...
Is this guy on botox?
Beautiful pursuit, blissful possession.
That's perfect.
We need innovation.
Perhaps we can try rock 'n roll.
This font. This one is better.
Mr Dong.
Have a seat.
Here's the layout.
Rock n' roll bride?
Aren't they Sun's idea?
Sun's idea?
Hello, Miss Ly.
Mr Sun can't stand the heat.
Don't you have fans? Use them.
What can I help you?
I have an idea.
From now on,
everyone in this company should have a nickname that fits his personality.
Nicknames? That's my forte.
Let me give you a nickname first.
OK.
The Expert. The Expert Sun.
Thank you. How dare I accept this name in front of you?
The Stealing Expert.
What do you mean? What did I steal?
You know very well what you've stolen.
I want to know
how you stole it.
What have I stolen? Spit it out.
Take it easy. No need to be mad.
If you haven't stolen it, why should you be mad?
Why am I mad?
Sun Zigang!
You should've been shrewder even if you stole it.
Change a bit. Alter the look. Make something new.
Come clean regarding this creativity idea one day,
or don't let me see your face anymore.
Is that clear?
Don't go. Where's your proof?
Come in.
You want the proof?
There it is!
Eavesdropping is the characteristic of this office.
It suits your style.
Who are you looking for?
I'm looking for my father.
Who's your father?
Sun Zigang.
He's in that room.
OK.
You're Doudou?
How do you know who I am?
Your father mentions you all the time.
Impossible.
Why impossible?
Take a seat.
I don't look like him.
But you're prettier.
Really? Don't let him know.
I think he's jealous.
Right. I think so too.
Why're you here?
There're visiting hours even in jail. I'm here to see you.
Let's go.
Let's go shopping one day. Bye!
Bye.
What were you chatting about?
Lots of things.
Don't be too close to her. She's my enemy.
No wonder we hit it off so well.
Did you read the materials I sent last night?
Yes. Yes?
Let's have a quiz today then.
In which city is Lotto's first flagship store located?
Chongqing.
Wrong. Guangzhou.
Nanjing.
Wrong. Shanghai.
Wrong. All wrong.
Stay here and study the materials.
Before you remember them, don't leave the room.
Where's Mr Sun?
He's
looking for his anima.
Coco.
You really think I'm sissy and not manly enough?
I never said that.
Look at your girly fingers.
You said...
You don't like my lipstick and my belly.
That rings a bell?
Hippo must have told him. What a big mouth!
I really didn't tell him.
This company judges people by their appearance.
Look! Who cares?
I better see that Korean doctor again
and finish off my operation.
I like your simple style.
That's the same as saying I'm unfashionable.
Liu Yang.
I am saying you're natural and genuine.
She actually knows my name.
I'll take less next time.
I didn't know he's so good.
Having a fit like this, isn't it silly?
It's a waste of time.
Looks like you and Yilong work out OK.
I admire your generosity, man!
Yilong is not bad as a person,
but she's not a team player.
She doesn't want to work with others?
I spent a fortune hiring her.
I didn't mean that. It's just that...
Come on in.
Mr Dong, Miss Ly is here.
Good.
You have things to talk about. Let me be excused.
Mr Dong, you're looking for me.
Miss Ly, please.
Miss Ly. I've looked into the dispute of the creative idea.
Sun has been in our company for years.
To his team, this creative idea should be no big deal.
Sorry, Mr Dong. I was too suspicious.
Miss Ly. You better build up team spirit.
I understand.
Mr Sun, your magazine.
Just leave it there.
It's just biking.
Why such a heavy make-up?
But it's an improvement.
At least not a woman in bikini.
When I ride a bike on the hill path by myself,
I'll look down on the scenery from the peak, and my worries will disappear.
That's real enjoyment.
Carry on.
What did I say?
Hi Boss.
This is so creative!
What does Liu Yang do in this company?
She was a copywriter before, but...
But what? But what?
I think because she's not good looking,
she couldn't get into our creative team.
Which bastard decided that?
You don't say.
This color only looks good on her.
Really? You're right.
You should shut your mouth
Shut it...
It's like a hippo. Don't you know that?
And you. Always weight-conscious.
Be natural, and you'd be beautiful.
It's about time. OK.
Get to work. Go.
Bye, Mr Sun!
Bye! Bye!
I think he's still mad at me.
Mr Sun.
I want to apologize to you.
For what?
Regarding that creative idea. I'm sorry.
I've forgotten already.
I should thank you instead
for awakening the anima within me.
Thank you.
Thanks for taking care of my girl the other day.
You're welcome. I'm fond of her.
Really?
Not bad at all. But something is missing.
I feel that something's missing.
I also feel something missing.
What's missing?
What are these girls thinking?
No pressure. Free and unfettered.
Not bad.
Looks like he understands women after all.
No pressure. Free and unfettered.
Let me think if there's anything better.
No pressure. Free and unfettered.
Lotto.
Lot of pleasure, To wherever I choose.
Any good ideas?
Not really.
Why did you nod your head then?
What do you think of this?
Lot of pleasure, To wherever I choose.
Did I think aloud?
How come we have the same idea again?
What?
Lot of pleasure... To wherever I choose.
Lot of pleasure, To wherever I choose.
Write it down.
Miss Ly, it's very late. Time to go home.
I thought we're off work already.
It's your boss's work but your own body.
What's this?
Decorative art.
Rather impressionistic.
If you can guess what it is, I'll buy you a drink.
I hear you!
Deal.
A cock?
A dolphin?
Who can tell it's a pot of orchids?
Orchids!
You really got it!
Cheers!
Cheers for what?
Bottoms up!
I've learnt a lot from you since you came.
I think we work quite OK together.
I think so too.
Help me look at something.
Sure.
Have a look at these Lotto materials.
Right here?
Perhaps that one of yours...
If we...
What do you think?
We re-arrange it this way. Right...
Okay, okay.
Stand over there and look.
This way...
No...
Can you scoot over? I can't.
I like this the most.
This one is chubby.
And this...
This one needs to lose weight.
Make a copy and give it to me on Monday.
Yes.
You're still here?
Yes..
It's the weekend. Not spending time with your girl?
She's too busy to need me around.
It's my turn.
What?
To buy you a drink
How come we're getting closer?
I need to run some errands. I'll take a raincheck.
What?
Look.
It's taken by you.
Yes.
So ugly. Erase it.
No way.
Erase it. I like this picture.
Why?
You didn't put on any makeup that day.
I never let anyone see me without makeup.
I'm not a man?
No, I don't mean that.
What are you most afraid of?
Your dad? Your daughter?
I'm afraid of baldness.
And you?
I...
Don't say it. Let me guess.
Look at me.
You're afraid of glasses.
You got it again.
Yes.
I'm afraid of trusting the wrong person, even with my glasses on.
Can you see me clearly?
You're very exact.
How so?
You crawled out of the office early in the morning.
You saw that?
Of course.
I even took pictures of you.
Erase the picture. No.
You're very natural in the picture.
You're in a good mood today.
It shows?
You've met? How do you feel?
You've taken my advice.
He's quite a nice guy.
You'll get along with 007.
What 007?
It's not him?
Are you ready?
You should lead the Lotto presentation later.
No, it's your creative idea.
We agreed, right?
I...
What's wrong with him today?
I...
I'm a bit nervous.
Relax. You can do it.
Time to go.
OK.
The same path, but not the same way.
Rather than marking time indoors,
why not enjoy the speed of wind with me?
Tap into your senses and encounter unexpected wonder.
Lotto: Lot of pleasure
To wherever I choose.
No.
Go back in! What are you wearing?
Doudou.
We never have
a father and daughter talk.
Let's have a good chat today.
Buy me a dress and you're my best friend?
I'm not striving to be your best friend.
I know I've not been a good father.
Just like grandpa.
So you're a good dad now?
But that doesn't mean I have no right to educate you.
Educate me?
Do you know?
Boys and girls don't think alike these days.
How do you know what girls think?
Girls want boys
to enjoy their company.
Boys don't think the same.
Boys only think of that.
Sex education? Just say so.
Mom told me about it when I was 1 0.
You never minded me all these years.
What's wrong with him now?
I'm going to the movies with my friends. Got to go.
Go.
That's a CD I bought for Grandpa. Please pass it to him.
I'll take it back for you.
That's OK.
This old pa should accept his fate, man.
What she said was right.
It's from Doudou.
This child is very precocious.
She knows I'm starting a choir. Look.
She bought this CD for me.
You're getting popular. What's your secret?
What's your secret?
Let me tell you.
I finally understand
you need to be frank to others before they will be frank to you.
What kind of crap theory is that?
You know this crap theory all along.
You do know how to pick.
You picked the only pic where Mom was smiling.
You've become a public darling in just a few days!
So beloved.
When Mom was still alive, what had you done?
I admit
I wasn't a good father
and I wasn't a good husband.
When your mom was alive,
I never knew what she wanted
and I never wanted to know.
I admit I'm a baritone.
I never regret that.
My only regret is
I never listened to what your mom had to say.
Yilong.
It's me.
How did he know it's me?
I have caller display.
Right.
How silly!
What's up?
Nothing much. Just want to say hi.
I want to see you.
What a coincidence! I was planning to call you.
Are you free to meet up?
Sure.
Why so quiet today?
I forget who said this.
Jazz is like an old man narrating his whole life,
laying bare all the sins he has committed.
As one gets older, one fears loneliness the most.
Not only old men. Everyone is afraid of loneliness.
A formidable person like you won't stay in our company for long.
One of these days you're bound to leave us.
Why are you saying this?
Peter said it the other evening
at the sushi place. I was shocked.
I thought you really were leaving.
I won't.
You promise?
If I'm gone, who will bother you anymore?
What song would you want to hear?
I'll listen to whatever songs you sing.
I'm dedicating this song to my friend.
It's for you.
Every time I look into the mirror of my mind
I barely recognize the man I see
I feel the tide is turning and I'm stranded out at sea
I thought I could survive
But reality has got a better part of me
If I could I would change my yesterday
I would listen to my heart and then
Today I'd see what true love could be
And I won't let tomorrow
I won't let tomorrow slip away
If I could I would change my yesterday
I would listen to my heart and then
Today I'd see what true love could be
And I won't let tomorrow
I won't let tomorrow slip away
Haven't been that happy for a while.
Thanks!
Ditto.
I shouldn't invite him over. It's too late.
It's late. See you at the office tomorrow.
All right.
Goodnight.
Hey.
Goodnight.
Hi.
Since our last date,
one week has passed by. You never called me again.
You didn't even come for coffee.
I'm actually. .. I know your secret.
Or how do you know women's hearts so well?
You know? I can't fool me.
You're so considerate and sensitive. Just spit it out.
I...
I admit I'm...
I'm... Gay, right?
I...
No...
I couldn't understand at that time
how comes with my body and looks,
I could still be dumped.
I'd rather jump off a building.
Wait.
Listen to me.
Drive.
Stop!
I'm sorry. I admit...
I'm gay.
Zigang, thank you for your honesty.
Good.
Yilong,
I don't know when I can come clean to you.
I'm not an honest person.
I have to tell you this,
or...
or I'll regret for the rest of my life.
Isn't it a bit too indirect?
Cut to the chase. You get it, Sun?
Yilong, I'm a shameless man.
I cheat, lie,
plagiarize...
Isn't that a bit too strong?
Mr Sun.
Let me take you to a place to celebrate.
Let's go!
My new apartment.
So beautiful.
You bought it?
You really bought it?
I really bought it.
Didn't I promise you I wouldn't leave?
What's upstairs?
Go up and have a look.
Come.
Let's drink to your new apartment!
No,
We should drink to you today.
Your proposal was a success. You're the pride of our company.
I should say that about you.
I know your contribution in this matter.
Without you, it couldn't have been a success.
He's a bit weird. Did I say something wrong?
I have a lot of friends
but only a few I can share my confidence.
I want to share something with you today.
Sure.
We won't talk shop today anyway. You can tell me anything.
Is he going to say he's in love with me?
I'm a dishonest man.
Can you accept...
Are you feeling all right?
Do you have painkillers?
I'll look for them.
Don't worry.
I'll go buy.
I'll go with you.
No... No... Really no need...
I'll be back soon.
It was a great singing session.
1 0-minute tea break.
Your act is equivalent to piracy. You know that?
Did you confess to her?
I hinted.
Hinted?
I know you'll say that.
She won't believe me.
You sly fox!
If you don't want to regret your whole life like me,
you better come clean to her right away. Got it?
Go now!
Tell the truth.
You must tell her the truth.
Hey!
Come back. What's her name again?
Invite her to my concert.
Let's chat in the evening.
I'm busy right now.
Mr Dong.
I have a new idea for Lotto. Have a look.
This...
Since you came to our company, you brought us lots of new ideas.
I like our team,
and I work very well with Mr Sun.
However,
the market is very bad right now.
Our company is still short of capital.
We had a board meeting yesterday.
We need to cut some of our high salaried staffs.
Mr Dong.
What do you mean?
I mean...
We have 2 creative directors in this company.
I'm the executive creative director.
I know.
In a company of our scale
only one creative director is enough.
Look.
You were hired by me.
I need to set an example for the board's decision.
Sun is almost our founding member. He would have to stay.
Therefore...
I understand.
This is the board's decision, not mine.
Don't worry, Mr Dong.
I've been working here for quite some time
but I never had a break.
It's time I took a vacation.
When we're listed one day, I'll hire you back.
Good, I'm looking forward to that day.
I'll get going, Mr Dong.
How can I survive without Sichuan food abroad?
I'll call you back in a bit. Can I have a word with you?
Good timing. I'm looking for you.
You managed to win Lotto over. I'm so proud of you.
I confess hiring Ly Yilong was a mistake.
Effective today, you'll be our ECD.
The company still relies on us old fogies.
What about Yilong?
She's gone.
She's quite tactful. Said she's not used to here.
What kind of boss are you?
I'm still not quite sure about this.
It happened so suddenly.
Don't worry. It might be a blessing in disguise.
Already 3 Shanghai companies want to see you.
Let's talk when I arrive this afternoon.
See you in the evening.
Yilong?
It's your ex-wife!
Back from honeymoon?
What's with Doudou?
She called me 3 times. She's in a bad mood
and the phone hung up.
What's going on?
Are you supposed to take her to Erdong's birthday party?
That's right.
Baby, are you OK?
Doudou?
Where's Doudou?
Did you piss her off?
Your daughter is too immature.
She wouldn't let me touch her.
Hey man, aren't you a womanizer?
Teach me a trick or two.
Be good, young man.
I'm been looking madly for you. Let's chat.
You got booze?
Yes.
My dad has a concert. He wants you to go with me.
Thank you.
You're really leaving?
You want me to stay?
I got something to explain to you.
The rock 'n roll bride is your idea.
Lotto's is also yours.
I stole your creative ideas.
Listen...
You can hear my thoughts?
I can.
Are you done with lying?
It's true.
He's making me confused.
I'm making you confused.
What kind of person is he really?
I'm a jerk.
I'm not what you think.
I understand.
Since I was little, I've felt that I'm a smart person.
Everybody says I'm smart.
But now, I feel I'm especially stupid.
Can you forgive me?
Let's start over. Don't go.
Are you done?
You better go.
If you don't go, I'll go.
Sir! Sir!
He was just struck by lightning.
So amazing. He's perfectly all right!
It's gone.
Sir, are you all right?
I'm fine... Are you alright?
I'm fine.
We should go, we might miss our flight.
OK.
Peter.
Still thinking of her?
No.
I wonder whether Grandpa can sing that High C.
Can I sit here?
The seat was reserved for you.
I'm proud of you.
Good.
Can you still hear my thoughts?
Tell me.
Anyway, you're not leaving.
Mr Sun
Morning
Morning, Mr Sun
Hello, Mr Sun?
Hello.
Mr Sun
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