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Here�s What Would Happen at Prince Harry and Ellie Goulding�s Wedding.

Ellie Goulding and Prince Harry are a match made in tabloid heaven.

He has a penchant for blonde Brits who look like they�d be more at home wearing a crop

top and scrunchie at Coachella than in a fascinator in the royal gardens.

Enter pop star Ellie Goulding.

The pair are rumored to be canoodling, which basically means they�re in a very serious,

Facebook official relationship.

Canoodling is usually what happens when two celebrities simply happen to be in the same

vicinity, but Prince Harry and Goulding were actually spotted embracing at a recent polo

match, leading royal watchers to start dreaming about the next royal wedding, as its been

five years since the last regal shindig.

An unnamed source has confirmed that Prince Harry is �quite taken� with the British

songstress who performed at his brother�s wedding, and in photos, he certainly looks

intrigued.

Prince Harry is famous for his bevy of blondes, so it�s unclear if they�ll begin a real

relationship�but Goulding has an obvious affection for ginger men, even dating Ed Sheeran,

and he�s as redheaded as it gets.

It makes sense that Prince Harry would be her next conquest�Australian actress Margot

Robbie confused the redheaded two men at a party.

Unfortunately, Goulding will never be as glorious of a potential wife as Pippa Middleton, who

is the ultimate fairy tale choice�and everyone already knows she looks good in white.

If Goulding and Prince Harry did tie the knot, here�s what might happen at the second most

fascinating royal wedding of the last decade.

Taylor Swift is notoriously obsessed with weddings.

Not only does she regularly crash them, she forced Vogue to accompany her to her best

friend�s wedding, taking all focus away from the bride.

Swift and Goulding are long time friends and Goulding introduced Swift to ex-boyfriend

Calvin Harris and made an appearance in the �Bad Blood� video, so she�s close enough

to join the wedding party.

Other bridesmaid options would include Karlie Kloss and Cara Delevingne, making it a runway-worthy

aisle.

No offense to Princess Charlotte, who has proved quite adept at being photographed and

is a social media star in her own right, but Prince George is still the most precious royal

around�sincere apologies to Sweden and their latest babies.

Can you even imagine Prince George in a tiny tuxedo?

He would be the true star of the show and everyone would want to know who he was wearing.

The ginger songbird notoriously wrote �Don�t� about his relationship and break up with Goulding.

The lyrics detailed her cheating on him with Niall Horan while they were staying in the

same hotel on tour.

Sheeran seems unable to move on from the short-lived relationship.

His objection song would almost certainly be an incredible hit.

He would end the night by trying to go home with Swift, now that she�s single and tired

of always being a bridesmaid.

Once she refused his advances, he would mourn with yet another enormous animal tattoo.

Grace Van Cutsem was memorable as a flower girl.

She was as close as humanly possible to the ultimate Disney wedding, but instead of enjoying

herself, she was incredibly angry the entire time.

Van Cutsem is older now, which means she�s basically a cool teen, and there�s no one

more jaded, or angrier, than them.

She would torment Swift and all her gal pals and wear an even more Coachella worthy flower

crown.

As the Matron of Honor, Kate could don her wedding gown again.

She started a trend when she put her bridesmaids in white�it signals, �I know I�m prettier

than you, so we can all wear the same color,� but Pippa did upstage her a bit.

The Duchess is well-known for repeating outfits, so why not break out her most famous gown

for Prince Harry�s special day?

It would be the ultimate revenge for him not marrying Pippa.

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Naval Cadets Ep 2 | Nathaniel Lipinski: 'I always wanted to spend my time out here' - Duration: 2:07.

Naval Cadet Lapinski: When I came out to British Columbia

and travelled on the ferries, and saw the Ocean,

I always, always wanted to spend my time out here.

I'm Naval Cadet Nathaniel Lapinski.

I went downtown to our Canada Place, and the recruiters there,

they immediately told me to join the Naval Reserve.

Well right now, this is the end.

This is the culmination of our course that they call "MARS 3".

MARS stands for: Maritime Surface and Sub-Surface Officer.

Our position is basically standing on the bridge,

working with all the equipment driving the ship.

What we're doing today is maneuvers,

and that's working with a bunch of other ships,

basically driving around them.

We call them tactical maneuvers because

they're usually used in a combatant scenario.

Doing the mathematics in my head, and adding everything up

so that you can give a proper report to the Captain,

it's probably one of the more complex things, I find.

Lieutenant (N) David Noble: It's always more fun to be on this side

of the clipboard.

It's a lot of fun for me to actually mentor the students

and get them to the level that we expect from them.

Naval Cadet Claurence Diaz: Ah, going into it

I've never really been worried about the maneuvers,

it was more so being at sea, getting back to the ship's routine.

I have a lot of trust in my team.

There's a saying that I always think of:

"If you want to go fast, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together."

Naval Cadet Lapinski: It was a very high stress examination,

but in the end when you come out successful,

you're very, very pleased. Which I am.

Naval Cadet Claurence Diaz: I joined on a whim.

Honestly, I didn't even know

I was joining as an officer, and here I am.

Naval Cadet Lapinski: Oh man, these…

it's like working with my family right now.

I've known these people for…some of them, coming on two years now.

Just coming from a small town in Edmonton, around Edmonton, Alberta,

I find just taking that leap of faith to join the Navy;

to pursue that adventure, was an excellent, excellent decision,

and I haven't regretted it; I haven't looked back once.

For more infomation >> Naval Cadets Ep 2 | Nathaniel Lipinski: 'I always wanted to spend my time out here' - Duration: 2:07.

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Why You Should Never Do "SUB4SUB"? - Duration: 1:33.

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why some of the youtubers do this and much

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need to sub to them because it's

a request yes it's very illegal this is

buying subscribers and never do this

never ever do this when you do this

right now or every day stop doing that

because some of the youtubers hard to get

subscribers while you just gets easy and

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is illegal stop sub4sub

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Here's How The YouTube 'Adpocalypse' Is Affecting Top Creators - Duration: 5:32.

Here�s How The YouTube �Adpocalypse� Is

Affecting Top Creators

It�s been a little over a month since the so-called YouTube �Adpocalypse� began

in earnest.

And, while a boycott of YouTube by major marketers � who were aghast to discover last February

that, in some cases, ads were running against videos promoting hate speech and terrorism

� does not seem to have affected Google�s bottom line just yet, certain creators are

feeling the burn.

Commentary channels � including Philip DeFranco, h3h3productions, and Felix �PewDiePie�

Kjellberg � were particularly vocal about lost revenues in the wake of the boycott.

Though, to be fair, earnings seem to be improving slightly today as certain marketers resume

their YouTube spend.

DeFranco, for instance � who moved further away from his reliance on YouTube ads earlier

this week with the launch of a crowdfunded news network � says ad earnings on his channel

fell 80% at the outset of the boycott, then leveled out to a less ominous 30% decrease

by mid-April.

Ethan and Hila Klein, meanwhile, who helm h3h3productions, said last week that they

are making 15% of pre-boycott earnings.

Like Kjellberg, who has also complained of plummeting revenues, the Kleins have decided

to harness more programming muscle toward Twitch.

Other creators who have seen revenues fall include gun review destination Military Arms

Channel and progressive news host David Pakman, who said ad earnings dropped an astonishing

99% on the heels of the scandal � though Pakman�s channel has since regained 33%

of total lost revenues.

Channels within the pro wrestling community, including Beyond Wrestling, are also taking

serious hits.

Both Military Arms and Pakman have set up Patreon pages in order to keep their engines

running.

In addition to outright demonetization, what�s most notable about the �Adpocalypse� is

that videos are now losing ad revenue in less obvious ways.

Last month, YouTube introduced new safeguards whereby marketers can opt out of running ads

against certain videos by category.

Brands can reportedly choose, for instance, to remove ads from videos that feature �tragedy

and conflict�, �sensitive social issues�, �sexually suggestive content�, and more.

While these tools are intended to protect advertisers, the result has been diminished

ads � and some degree of confusion � for creators, who claim they aren�t being notified

by YouTube about how their videos fit into the above classifications.

A top executive at a leading multi-channel network, who asked to remain anonymous, said

that this kind of fractional demonetization is responsible for a lion�s share of the

network�s current losses.

RPMs at the network � or revenue per thousand impressions � were down 30% in April year-over-year,

the executive said.

To be clear, the newly-implemented categorization algorithms will presumably improve over time,

and not all creators are being affected.

�We know this has been a frustrating time and we�ll continue to update you as quickly

as we can as things evolve,� wrote a YouTube employee on one of the company�s help forums

last Friday � which also encouraged impacted creators to review their video thumbnails,

titles, and descriptions to ensure that they meet advertiser-friendly content guidelines.

And, at the end of the day, there does seem to be a sense of hope that things could turn

around.

Kjellberg, who has never been shy about his gripes with YouTube, said last week that he

had been in touch with executives at the company about the situation.

�Feeling a lot better about it,� he tweeted, �and confident it will improve over time.�

For more infomation >> Here's How The YouTube 'Adpocalypse' Is Affecting Top Creators - Duration: 5:32.

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Family Finger (Daddy Finger) - Mickey Mouse, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy! - Duration: 10:19.

[intro music]

>> Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you?

>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?

>> Mommy Finger, Mommy Finger, where are you?

>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?

>> Brother Finger, Brother Finger, where are you?

>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?

>> Sister Finger, Sister Finger, where are you?

>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?

>> Baby Finger, Baby Finger, where are you?

>> Here I am. Here I am. How do you do?

[closing music]

For more infomation >> Family Finger (Daddy Finger) - Mickey Mouse, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy! - Duration: 10:19.

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Learn Colors for children with Mickey Mouse to driver car funny - Finger family song for kids - Duration: 2:07.

Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Mommy finger, Mommy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Brother finger, Brother finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Sister finger, Sister finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Baby finger, Baby finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

For more infomation >> Learn Colors for children with Mickey Mouse to driver car funny - Finger family song for kids - Duration: 2:07.

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Iron Man 2 | The Key to The Future Is Here | 'New Element' Scene | (2010) Movie Clip(7/11) 4K - Duration: 4:25.

- Anything else, boss? - I'm good, Hap.

No, I'll be just... another minute.

I lost both the kids in the divorce.

No.

Are you blending in well here, Natalie? Here at Stark Enterprises?

Your name is Natalie, isn't it?

I thought you two didn't get along.

- No. That's not so. - It's just me you don't care for.

- No? Nothing? - Actually, while you're here,

maybe you and Natalie could discuss the matter of the personal belongings.

Absolutely.

I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut.

Boy, you're good.

You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it?

You just tear things... You're a triple impostor.

I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you?

Do you even speak Latin?

Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say?

It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.

You're good.

Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form a digital wire frame?

I need a manipulatable projection.

1974 Stark Expo model scan complete, sir.

How many buildings are there?

Am I to include the Belgian waffle stands?

That was rhetorical. Just show me.

What does that look like to you, Jarvis? Not unlike an atom.

In which case the nucleus would be here.

Highlight the unisphere.

- Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them. - What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?

I'm discovering... Correction.

I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe.

Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees.

Parking lots, exits, entrances.

Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework.

Dad.

Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school.

The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium.

Thanks, Dad.

Unfortunately, it is impossible to synthesise.

Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode.

For more infomation >> Iron Man 2 | The Key to The Future Is Here | 'New Element' Scene | (2010) Movie Clip(7/11) 4K - Duration: 4:25.

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Powerpuff girls Boss Baby Finger Family Song Nursery rhymes for kdis - Duration: 1:04.

Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Mommy finger, Mommy finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Brother finger, Brother finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Sister finger, Sister finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

Baby finger, Baby finger, where are you?

Here I am, here I am. How do you do?

For more infomation >> Powerpuff girls Boss Baby Finger Family Song Nursery rhymes for kdis - Duration: 1:04.

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Shirin David: Panik vor Säure-Angriff! - Duration: 2:58.

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Channel Video.mp4 (An Update to the current ongoings!) - Duration: 4:45.

For more infomation >> Channel Video.mp4 (An Update to the current ongoings!) - Duration: 4:45.

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Let's Make A Deal - Something Long in Jon's Pocket - Duration: 2:07.

So Sarah, you like to have fun, but you passed on the game room.

Do you like to barbecue?

- I can't eat now.

What am I going to do?

WAYNE: So far you have passed on over $8,000 worth of stuff.

(audience reacts)

You have passed on all that stuff hoping that whatever

is in Jonathan's pocket is worth it.

So that or the box?

(audience yelling suggestions)

- Pocket!

WAYNE: Here's what you passed on.

JONATHAN: You could have won meatloafers.

WAYNE: Smell it, smell it, like it's real meatloaf,

you smell that.

It's real meatloaf.

- That's real meatloaf, everyone, real meatloaf,

on shoes.

WAYNE: What's in the pocket?

♪ ♪

Coming to Las Vegas, the amazing Jonathan Mangum.

(cheers and applause)

A check for $3,500, plus $310.

$3,810!

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

WAYNE: There you go.

For more infomation >> Let's Make A Deal - Something Long in Jon's Pocket - Duration: 2:07.

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You can stay here or go out from hell - Duration: 0:55.

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Things I do when I'm bored | kristian Clariel - Duration: 3:15.

The first thing the always i do guys is i love listening to music

i love listening to happy songs and also to sad songs

But listening to happy music just makes me feel dance a lot

and i also listen to music before i sleep

so that i will have a better sleep and so that ill be relaxed

the second thing that i always do guys is i love watching movies

specially fantasy and musical movies such as high school musical camp rock

pitch perfect harry potter and fantastic beast

I also love watching movies alone and i dont want people with me watching

the third thing that I always do guys is i love doing social media

I love going to facebook and watching youtube videos

Also chatting with my friends and sharing something with them

and its summertime here in the philippines i dont have home works and assignments

and i have more time to do social media

and its more often than school days

The fourth thing that i always do guys is i love baking

I love experimenting with different recipes

sometimes its a disaster and i have to clean a lot and there's a lot of mess

sometimes its also good and its less messy and

in the future i want to be a cake decorator like yolanda gamp and buddy valastro

The fifth thing and the last thing that i always do guys is i love painting

It makes me feel happy and its so satisfying to see your works of art

and what people say to youre work and my mind gets more creative

and my imagination gets more wider

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Win Big! with Andover Advantage Truck Stops Here! - Duration: 1:44.

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weather we got the food trucks we got

beer tasting we got raffles we also have

a Stuff the Bus campaign we're doing so

we want everybody to bring

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that bus and help fill all the food bank

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And on top of that when we talk

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I Had No Idea They'd Be Here! - Duration: 8:44.

Yesterday my oldest son got married.

And they asked me to preach the sermon!

They wanted the gospel to be spread,

even in the day they solemnized their vows!

What a privilege!

I prayed and prayed, and something from

my personal devotions really shined as the message I gave.

They told me there would be some unsaved people.

But I had no idea who I was going to speak to.

2 Timothy 4:2 says "Preach the word;

be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort

with all longsuffering and doctrine."

Would you like to hear what I told them?

And then would you like to find out who it turns out I was speaking to?

Hi, I'm David Daniels from Chick Publications.

Here's what I said, just yesterday at the wedding.

It's not very long.

"There are a lot of people who will enter

into the door of a church, but who will never enter into

the gates of heaven.

Numbers 13 tells of the people of Israel

appointing 12 men to spy out Canaan.

God had promised it to them.

This was the promised land, literally.

After 40 days of spying out the land, they came back,

carrying the fruit with them.

Numbers 13:23 says, And they came unto

the brook of Eshcol, and cut down from thence

a branch with one cluster of grapes, and they bare it between two

upon a staff; and they brought of

the pomegranates, and of the figs.

So the fruit of the land had just one bunch of grapes

so huge it had to be carried

between two men, hanging on a staff!

And you can bet they tasted of the fruit of that land.

Caleb, one of the 12, said, "Let us go up at once,

and possess it; for we are well able to overcome it."

What he was saying was,

I believe God's promise, and I'll take it!

And Joshua the son of Nun agreed.

But the other 10 were so afraid of the giants in the land, they said,

"we were in our own sight as grasshoppers,

and so we were in their sight."

Who cares what the enemy thought?

Well, they did.

So Joshua and Caleb had faith.

But the other 10 didn't.

And they convinced all the other adults over 20

not to go over into the land.

And guess what?

Though they tasted of that fruit of the promised land,

God told us in Hebrews 3:19,

19 "So we see that they could not enter in

because of unbelief."

Their unbelief in God's promise and God's word

kept them out of the promised land.

Today God offers everyone a ticket into the heavenly land.

But he tells us we must admit something,

and we must believe something.

God has been working in each of your lives.

Some of you will freely admit that God has done miracles

in your life.

You have tasted of heavenly fruit.

Would you like to do more than just taste?

Would you like to drink in the heavenly life to the full?

Would you like to know you have an eternal dwelling place

waiting for you after you die?

Would you like to be part of a heavenly family,

and be reunited with all your saved loved ones?

Then you must admit something, and you must believe something.

You must admit that you are a sinner,

and you need forgiveness.

No one seeks forgiveness when they don't believe

they've sinned.

But "...all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God,"

Romans 3:23.

If we think we're okay, we're good, we're righteous,

then we cannot go.

We must admit that we are sinners, if we are to receive the heavenly gift.

God tells us to be honest.

And you must believe something.

God sent His only begotten Son, in the flesh,

to pay for all of your and my sins. All of them.

You must trust the blood that Jesus shed

as full payment for your sins.

You must trust Jesus Christ, God's Son, and Him only,

to do this, or you cannot be forgiven.

It's a straight-up deal.

If you will admit that you are a sinner and cannot save yourself

from the righteous judgment of hell, and you receive Christ by faith

this very day, and tell Him so,

amazing things will happen.

1) He will forgive your sins completely.

They'll be washed away by His blood.

2) He will give you God the Holy Ghost

as a down payment.

3) He will plant in you the new man,

making you a new creature!

4) God the Father will adopt you

and be your own heavenly Father.

If you want to do this, hear what you could say to God

this very day.

"Jesus, I admit I am a sinner and need forgiveness.

I accept Jesus' sacrifice as perfect and complete.

I believe He shed His precious blood

and died for my sin.

I turn now from facing my sins, to facing You now, Jesus.

Please forgive me.

I invite You to come into my heart as my personal Saviour.

Thank You.

Amen."

If you want your sins forgiven, and have not done so,

we can take care of it after this ceremony.

Then we went on with the ceremony, the "I wills" and "I dos."

It was wonderful.

As you can imagine, I had a huge supply

of the new Chick tract, Adopted.

It went over really well.

I gave out copies to the caterers, the electrical guy,

the sound guy, the people who came with them,

and my now daughter in law's family, relatives and coworkers,

not to mention my own.

But most of mine are already saved.

It wasn't until after, when my now daughter in law

(I love saying that), said to me,

"I'm glad this wasn't in a church, because some of my relatives

are Jehovah's Witnesses.

They wouldn't have come if we were in a church."

And I just got to preach to them!

Praise God!

And you know what?

Throughout the service, we prayed in the Name of the Father,

and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.

Would most of us have done that so effortlessly,

if we had known who would be there?

I have no idea which were which.

I was loving to them all!

And no one said no to a gospel tract!

The King James has such power.

Look at that verse one more time.

2 Timothy 4:2, "Preach the word;

be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort

with all longsuffering and doctrine."

"Be instant."

Lots of versions say "be ready," or something like that.

That's bland.

Our word "instant" is so powerful.

It doesn't just mean "be ready."

It means, be ready at a moment's notice!

And you know what?

I had two things going for me.

1) I had regular devotions in God's holy Book in English,

the King James Bible.

So I always have something new I can share.

2) I had a full supply of Chick tracts, ready in an instant

to give out to unsaved people, some of whom,

like these Jehovah's Witnesses, might never enter a church.

We have precious souls to reach.

And we have precious little time.

Let's pray and prepare and have tracts ready -- in an instant.

God bless you, and have a wonderful day.

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Maria Bamford Was In A Touring Cast Of 'Star Trek' - Duration: 7:34.

WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY.

FOLKS, YOU'VE SEEN MY NEXT GUEST ON "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"

"LOUIE" AND HER OWN SHOW "LADY DYNAMITE."

PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN

favorite comedian Favorite comedian

S, MARIA BAMFORD.

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

AS I WAS SAYING TO THE PEOPLE HERE, YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE

COMEDIANS.

NO MATTER WHAT MOOD I'M IN I CAN LISTEN TO ANY ONE OF YOUR

ALBUMS.

>> THAT'S VERY KIND.

>> Stephen: I JUST LOVE-- I LOVE-- I LOVE HOW CONFESSIONAL

YOUR WORK IS.

>> I SAY TOO MUCH.

>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR SOME.

NOT FOR ME.

BRING IT ON.

>> THAT'S RIGHT WHY NOT?

WHY NOT TALK ABOUT IT?

>> Stephen: YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS A LOT.

HOW ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD?

>> THEY'RE VERY GOOD.

I READ IN THE "NEW YORK TIMES" THAT YOU CAN ASK 36 QUESTIONS TO

GET SOMEBODY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT ASK MY PARENTS SOME OF THESE

QUESTIONS?" SOMETIMES THEY'RE ON THE FENCE.

( LAUGHTER ) AND I ASKED MY FATHER, I SAID--

ONE OF THE QUESTIONS WAS, "WHAT PERSON LIVING OR DEAD WOULD YOU

WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH?" AND HE SAID

( CLEARING CLOSE ) WHAT?

SHE WAS A VERY SIXY LADY FROM HISTORY.

"WHO DID YOU SAY?" "DAD, I SAID YOU."

I ASKED MY MOM WHO SHE WOULD WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH.

AND SHE SAID JOHN F. KENNEDY.

AND SHE LOVES YOU, STEPHEN.

OH, STEPHEN.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

MY MOM WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT.

>> Stephen: OH, THAT'S NICE.

>> HE'S LIKE STRAWBERRY JAM.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: NOE RED, LUMPY?

>> NO, DELICIOUS!

>> Stephen: YOU'RE MARRIED ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE.

YOU WERE FAIRLY NEW TO MARRIAGE.

>> YEAH!

>> Stephen: GOT ONE.

DO YOU ENJOY IT?

I LOVE BEING MARRIED.

I'M 24 YEARS MARRIED NOW.

AND IT'S-- SAME LADY.

( LAUGHTER ) ARE YOU-- ARE YOU DIGGING IT?

>> IN A ROW.

YES.

I-- IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

IT IS-- I DIDN'T KNOW-- I GENERALLY AM NOT VERY GOOD AT

RELATIONSHIPS.

I HAVE A HARD TIME.

I JUST NEEDED TO FIND A WAY TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW MUCH I LOVE

THEM, DESPITE ALL MY WORDS AND ACTION.

( LAUGHTER ) AND MY HUSBAND GOT TOGETHER --

>> Stephen: HIS NAME IS.

>> SCOTT CASSIDY.

AND HE'S A PAINTER.

HELLO, BOO-BOO.

ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT LOVE IS SOMETHING-- THEY TELL YOU-- I

DIDN'T REALIZE-- SOMETIMES WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY YOU MIGHT BE

IRRITATED BY THEM.

AND I READ IN SOME OF MY SELF-HELP LITERATURE THAT WHAT

YOU DO IS YOU EMBRACE IT, EMBRACE THAT WHICH DISGUSTS YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) AND MY HUSBAND DOES A REPETITIVE

SINGING THING.

WHERE HE CHANGES EVERY SONG TO THE WORDS "TURKEY LEG, CHICKEN

LEG."

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: ANY SONG?

>> ANY SONG.

♪ TURK ON THE CHICK LEG TURK, TURK, CHICK.

♪ TURK, TIRK CHICK LEG ♪ TURK, TURK, CHICK LEG ♪

>> Stephen: "SMOKE ON THE WATER,."

>> I HOPE THAT DOESN'T COST YOU ANYTHING.

>> Stephen: WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT SO HOW DO YOU EMBRACE THAT?

>> THEN I I JUST START DOING THE SAME THING.

AND NOW I DO IT SO MUCH MORE THAN HE DOES, HE HAS TO SAY,

"STOP.

COME ON."

SO-- AND IT STARTED TO-- I REALLY ENJOY DOING IT.

IT IS FUN TO -- >> Stephen: YOU'RE CHALLENGING

HIM NOW?

HE HAS TO EMBRACE YOUR EMBRACE OF HIM?

>> I HOPE-- I THINK IT DOES-- LIKE SEEING WHY SOMEONE ENJOYS

SOMETHING AND SAY, "WHAT IF I--" I COULD ENJOY IT RATHER THAN BE

AFRAID OF IT.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING INTO THE SECOND SEASON OF "LADY

DYNAMITE" RIGHT?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: WE WERE TALKING WITH RICHARD GEAR EARLIER THAT

HE WAS DANNY ZUCCO.

DO YOU REMEMBER AN EARLY JOB IN SHOW BUSINESS JIEFS A "STAR

TREK" CHARACTER IN A TOURING SHOW WHERE WE MOSTLY DID MALL

OPENINGS IN THE SOUTH.

( LAUGHTER ) I SAID THINGS LIKE,"GREETINGS.

I'M FROM THE PLANET BAJOR."

"GET THE "F" AWAY FROM ME."

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT A NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL CALLED "OLD

BABY."

>> YES.

>> Stephen: WHERE DID THE TITLE COME FROM?

>> I WAS MISTAKENLY ASKED TO SPEAK TO SOME HIGH SCHOOL

STUDENTS.

NONE OF US KNEW WHY I WAS THERE.

IT WAS VERY CONFUSING.

>> Stephen: LIKE, "PLEASE COME IN AND SPEAK TO THEM?

IS IT.

>> YES.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT THAT THEY MIGHT BE

THINKING IS, "OH, SHE'S LIKE-- SHE'S OLD, BUT THEN SHE'S, LIKE,

GOT A BABY VOICE.

HE'S LIKE AN OLD BABY, AND SHE'S ALL SHAKY.

HOW COULD SHE EVEN HAVE A JOB?" ( LAUGHTER )

FAIR POINT.

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> FAIR POINT.

NO, IT WAS A VERY-- VERY ODD.

IT WAS FOR CAREER DAY.

I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE-- IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ONE

OF MY HEAD SHOTS FROM 1999 AND TOSS THOSE OUT AS YOU LEAVE THE

ROOM.

I HOPE THAT-- NO, I FELT BAD ABOUT TRYING TO TEACH THE KIDS--

KIDS ARE SO SMART THEMSELVES.

THEY-- THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT, RIGHT?

LOUVRE LAUGH.

>> Stephen: WELL, I'VE NEVER DONE A COMEDY SPECIAL.

LIKE, HOW DO YOU-- HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR IT?

OB, YOU GO TO CLUBS, BUT BEFORE YOU EVEN GO TO THE CLUBS, WHERE

DO YOU TEST OUT YOUR MATERIAL?

WHAT ARE YOUR GUINEA PIGS?

>> WELL, I REHEARSE IT, OF COURSE, TO ALL MY LOVED ONES,

UNTIL THEY GROW TIRED OF IT.

AND THEN I BEGIN PAYING THEM.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN-- THEN I STARTED TO

TWITTER JUST OUT TO PEOPLE, "HEY, IF YOU'RE FREE FROM 4:00

P.M. TO 5:00 P.M., AND YOU CAN GO TO THIS COFFEE SHOP--" I

WOULDN'T SAY THE COFFEE SHOP.

I WOULD CONTACT THEM LATER ON TWITTER.

AND I'LL PERFORM MY HOUR FOR YOU AND JUST FOR YOU.

>> Stephen: JUST RANDOM PEOPLE ON TWITTER "I'M GOING TO DO MY

SPECIAL?" >> I WOULD RESEARCH THEM.

I WOULD GO THROUGH THEIR TWITTER FEED AND GO, "WHAT'S GOG?"

SO I GOT TO CHECK OUT MY AUDIENCE, PRESCREEN THE

AUDIENCE.

>> Stephen: OH, WOW.

WE SHOULD TRY THAT HERE.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

WELL, MARIA, IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

>> Stephen: MARIA'S COMEDY SPECIAL "OLD BABY" IS ON

NETFLIX.

MARIA BAMFORD, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY PERFUME GENIUS.

STICK AROUND.

For more infomation >> Maria Bamford Was In A Touring Cast Of 'Star Trek' - Duration: 7:34.

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The Young and The Restless - Next On Y&R (5/8/2017) - Duration: 0:21.

>> Next on "The Young and the Restless"...

>> Neil: We are pursuing an international conglomerate,

Mergeron Enterprises.

>> Abby: Thank God you're not writing my dad's book, because

you'd probably just paint me as a bimbo!

>> Mariah: My life was sad and pathetic before Devon showed me

the world and blew my mind.

For more infomation >> The Young and The Restless - Next On Y&R (5/8/2017) - Duration: 0:21.

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Today's Youth Are Depressed, Here's Why... - Duration: 16:39.

Hey Thoughty2 here.

According to YouTube's analytics roughly 80% of people watching this video are under 35

years old.

Marketers have invented a name for this demographic of impressionable young people, they're called

"Millennials", others have labelled them "Generation Y".

A millennial is anyone born after 1980.

That includes myself and most of my viewers.

In fact Millennials now outnumber every other generation.

But according to multiple studies we are the most depressed generation, ever.

Psychology Today reports that the suicide rate amongst young adults has tripled since

the 1950s and terrifyingly suicide is now the second most common cause of death amongst

college students.

Between 2005 and 2014 the number of clinically depressed teenagers increased by more than

half a million, three quarter's of whom were women.

Every year more and more millennials are taking time off work and are seeking help for mental

health issues.

An even greater number report extremely low job satisfaction and say they experience difficulty

maintaining relationships.

Young people get a lot of stick, the older generation have always experienced "juvenoia",

a fear or hostility directed at the younger generation.

This is nothing new.

Baby boomers, born just after the war, had a strong work ethic and believed that the

amount of hours worked should be directly relational to their income.

Baby boomers heavily begrudged the generation that came after them, generation X.

They were more independent, they changed their careers more often and believed in a fair

work/life balance.

And now it has come full circle once again, Baby Boomers and Generation X-ers alike are

resenting Generation Y, the millennials.

Who have brand new values, such as collaboration, work that's actually meaningful and impactful,

having fun in the workplace and of course free food.

Do previous generations look down upon us just because we're different or is it more

than that?

Even TIME magazine has poked the millennial beast, calling them "Lazy, entitled narcissists

who still live with their parents."

Ouch!

But unfortunately, they could have a point.

Unlike the generational divides of last century, there is a lot of research and statistics

that suggest every bad label millennials have been tarred with, may be well-deserved, even

if it isn't through our own fault.

The cold hard facts don't lie.

The volume of incidents of narcissistic personality disorder is three times higher for people

currently in their 20s, than the average.

Are we really all in love with ourselves because we received 50 likes on our latest selfie?

Experts believe there are very real, observable causes of this heightened narcissism.

Millennials are the first generation that were brought up on reality television, and

every year more and more superficial faux-reality programming is shoved down our throats.

They advertise narcissism above all else, portraying looks and popularity as the source

of fame and happiness.

In such shows, real human relationships are often shown as being cheap and disposable.

And then of course there's the social-media swamp that drowns us in a sea of likes, shares,

pins and follows.

Countless studies have shown that dopamine, the pleasure chemical is released in the brain

when we receive likes on our photos and videos.

This system breeds narcissism at its very core.

It appears the more narcissistic we are and the more selfies we upload, the more likes

we will inevitably receive and sadly, this actually makes up happier.

Experts also accuse us of being entitled.

A recent study revealed that 40% of millennials believe they should be promoted every two

years, even if they haven't earnt it.

Research shows that this entitlement to be given handouts, regardless of one's performance,

stems from an unusual place.

Remember school sports day?

Even if you came in last place, you still got a trophy, just for participating.

But even if you didn't as children we were always rewarded for taking part somehow, "It's

the taking part that counts", remember.

Countless studies have proven that this attitude creates a disingenuous and diluted sense of

achievement and can be deeply damaging to our future expectations of what it really

takes to achieve something.

This philosophy is unique to our generation, Generation X-ers, Baby Boomers and those before

them were all brought up in a deeply competitive environment.

It was instilled within them from a young age that rewards have to be earned through

hard work and graft.

They were not told that they were entitled to anything.

The so-called silent generation that lived through both World wars certainly didn't feel

entitled.

They lived through the hardest period of modern history and everything they had earned they

had to cling onto with their lives.

This meant that when they brought up their children, the Baby Boomers, they instilled

them with a strict mentality of saving every penny and an extremely hard work ethic.

They were told that nothing in life was free or even expected.

It was all up to them.

The baby boomers grew up and had children of their own, Generation X and thus they passed

on the same hard work ethic.

But then a huge shift happened in the global economy that changed everything.

Generation X lived through a time of great prosperity, industry was on the rise and the

world was finally dragging itself out of the pit it dug for itself during the war.

This gave gen-Xers a "can do" attitude.

And so they taught their children, us millennials, that if you put your mind to it you can do

anything, become anyone and live a very successful, happy life.

You are special.

This has created a generation of people who all believe they are special, why wouldn't

they?

Their parents have drilled it into their heads that they are special and unique.

Millennials are completely fame-obsessed too, four times as many teenagers would choose

to be the assistant of a famous person rather than the CEO of a major corporation.

In a recent poll, when asked what they would like to do for a career 54% of 16-year-olds

answered "Become a celebrity".

Far gone are the days when becoming a celebrity was just a side-effect of demonstrating a

unique talent to the masses.

Millennials are also lazier, we have grown up with technology that can think for us.

And therein lies the biggest problem that's ruining the lives of young people today.

Mobile phones.

I know, you've heard it a hundred times, mobiles are bad for you.

But do you really know why, and just how damaging they are for our mental health?

Because the research is terrifying.

So you're out enjoying a meal at a restaurant with family or friends.

How many times do you check your phone over the course of that meal?

The average millennial checks their phone over 100 times per day and they touch, tap

or swipe on their phone over 3,000 times per day.

Why?

Because we're all addicts.

I mentioned earlier that receiving likes releases dopamine, well so does hundreds of other things

we do with our phones.

Taking a picture of your food, taking a selfie, writing a status update that you just cooked

the most amazing omelette of your life.

All of these acts release dopamine, even before we upload them to the internet.

Dopamine is released in advance because our brains anticipate the multitude of likes and

shares it should hopefully receive.

Within seconds we start receiving feedback, this is instant gratification, instant approval

from our peers.

And it goes on and on, round the clock, we receive instant gratification when we wake

up, peer approval before we go to bed and through the middle of the night.

The dopamine swirls and swirls in our brain in an ever-lasting continuum of self-fulfilment

and reward.

This only serves to perpetuate our narcissism.

Until it stops.

When we upload a photo of our chia seed and avocado toast and it doesn't receive as much

attention as we'd hoped.

In our minds our peers have rejected us.

We are now lost, without purpose, we are now depressed.

Does all this sound familiar?

This cycle of massive releases of dopamine followed by periods of intense sadness?

Sounds very much like an alcohol or gambling addiction doesn't it?

Wether we like it or not have become a generation of addicts.

We check our phone at dinner because we're addicted, it's the reason we put in on the

table next to our food.

Putting the people we should be spending quality face-to-face time with, in second priority

to our little dopamine device.

It's the reason we don't talk to people on the bus, on the train, at school or work,

we instead indulge wholly in our addiction whenever we can.

Because we are truly addicted, and most of us don't even realise it.

A survey of more than 2,000 millennials found that 93% use their phones in bed and 80% use

their phones on the toilet.

But it's not your fault.

Millennials are simply a product of the environment.

This is the hand we were dealt.

We grew up in a time of rapid technological advancement.

As long as mobile devices continue to generate enormous profits, then companies will continue

to develop new digital mechanisms and social networks that provide instant gratification.

And it keeps coming quicker and quicker, we no longer have to wait for our next fix.

It's instantaneous.

We have Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, WhatsApp any one of which can provide

our next fix whenever we desire it.

And if not we can simply connect some digital candies to make us feel better.

Our parents didn't have these distractions, they had to put time and effort into receiving

the approval of their peers.

They had to have meaningful conversations and form strong, deep, and long-lasting relationships

with both their friends and partners to get their dopamine fix.

At work they had to graft day after day and when that promotion came along, my god had

they earned it.

In contrast millennials have become immensely impatient, we are so use to instant gratification

that if we don't get a promotion ten minutes after we start a new job, we get bored of

it, because it isn't the sort of timeline we are use to.

We say we want to make an impact yet we expect to do so within our first 6 months at a new

job.

And when 6 months or a year has gone by and we're still the tea and coffee guy for the

office it makes us feel disenfranchised, worthless and depressed.

But it's not your fault, you have grown up in a maelstrom of dopamine on tap whenever

you desire it.

So naturally you expect the same instant fulfilment from your career and relationships.

But we can't tap a button to help us achieve that, there is no virtual replacement for

hard work and genuine conversations.

We can't swipe right to get promoted and I'm sorry folks but it's going to take more than

commenting on your partner's latest selfie to make them feel genuinely valued and loved.

Take them on a date for goodness sake and don't look at your phone the entire time,

because the moment you do, they are now second priority.

So should we be worried about the future, of a World run by these oh-so-terrible millennials?

Are millennials really so ill-prepared to fill the boots of the previous generation

in 10-20 year's time?

These narcissistic, self-obsessed, lazy, entitled young adults who want success given to them

on a plate, who can't tie down a relationship or achieve satisfaction in the workplace because

they're too addicted to social media.

Well, I wouldn't be so worried.

Yes, we young people have our issues but we're actually no different to the last generation,

Generation X were also labelled as entitled and lazy when they were young.

As a society we need to recognise that the World has completely changed, both technologically

and culturally over the past twenty years.

And millennials are the first adopters of this strange new lifestyle, where you can

build a billion-dollar business from your bedroom, if you put your mind to it.

All our apparent faults are merely symptoms of trying to adapt to a completely strange,

new way of life that our parents didn't have to deal with.

We face new and unique pressures, stresses and challenges and we need to find better

ways to cope with them rather indulging in social media.

And for all our faults there are actually a lot of good things to say about millennials,

that are rarely brought up.

Millennials are the most tolerant generation ever.

Research shows that prejudice has fallen with each new generation.

Millennials are far less racist, homophobic and sexist than their parents.

Pew research asked adults aged between 18-29 what their most important priority was during

their lifetime.

52% answered "Being a good parent".

30% said "Have a successful marriage".

21% replied "Helping others in need".

Now that doesn't sound like a generation that is completely self-absorbed now, does it?

And our inability to settle into a normal 9-5 job may not be entirely due to our reliance

on social media.

Maybe it's because we all want more than the monotonous normality of working for some heartless

corporate giant.

Research shows that millennials are the most entrepreneurial generation ever.

Spurred on by young do-it-yourself success stories like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.

As a generation we have an unstoppable appetite to achieve something big and make an impact.

Right after we've finished sending this hilarious Snapchat.

This mentality might be proving difficult for large corporations who need to employ

cheap young labor that can sit in an office and push buttons for eight hours a day.

But it's changing the world in ways our parents could have never imagined.

There's no doubt we need to spend more time interacting with one another and less time

on social media, all the research has shown that it does bad things for our mental health.

But we need to accept that the world is rapidly changing.

Millennials have their faults but they are also contributing to the world in so many

incredible ways.

Just like the generation before us, and the generation before them.

Change has always come and always will, Its inevitable, so we need to find a way to work

with it for the better instead of spending our time pointing out the faults in others.

Thanks for watching.

For more infomation >> Today's Youth Are Depressed, Here's Why... - Duration: 16:39.

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15 Dumbest Road Signs Ever - Duration: 6:39.

• Sometimes, road signs aren't as clear as they ought to be.

Sometimes they seem to be telling you to watch for airplanes before turning.

Sometimes it looks like they're prepping you for a cavity search.

Here are 15 of the most confusing signs you'll ever see on the road.

15 – Caution: Water on Road During Rain • Oh, yeah, okay, is that how it works?

When it rains, there's water?

• So when it rains on the road, there's water on the road?

Got it.

Enlightening stuff, there.

• Keep an eye out for the winter variant of this sign that says, "Snow on road during

snowstorm."

14 – Surgery Parking Only – 5 Minute Limit • First, let's try to think of a situation

in which you park your car, walk into the doctor's office, check yourself in, go under

the knife, recover from the procedure and then get back to your car in five minutes

or less.

• Ok, have you imagined that scenario?

No, you haven't, because that's bullshit.

You'll spend 20 minutes in the waiting room alone.

• But let's pay particular attention to the fact that this place does EYE surgery.

So you're basically guaranteed to leave the facility temporarily blinded.

Best of luck!

13 – Cattle Crossing • Couple of problems with this.

Obviously, cattle aren't people, so we've got that.

• But actually, look at this road.

Isn't the other side of this road basically a swamp with high grass growing out of it?

How does anything actually cross here?

And why?

12 – Beware of Road Surprises • This just doesn't help at all.

It's like saying "expect the unexpected" or "threat level orange."

• It gives you all of the anxiety, and none of the detail.

You don't know whether to expect a sharp turn, speed bump, or a clown running out in front

of your car.

11 – Left Turns and Airplanes • You know what?

Just leave it at "No left turn."

Don't make a road sign that forces people to use their better judgement, because drivers

have terrible judgement.

• This is like putting up a sign that says, "Stop at this red light unless you're pretty

sure you can make it."

10 – Physically Impossible Entry • If it's a physically impossible entry,

then you can't really call it an "entry" then, can you?

• At this point, isn't it more like a wall with a small gap in it?

Shouldn't you just call it a "dead end?"

• When you write it this way, it just sounds like a challenge.

That probably wasn't the intention.

9 – Speedo Check Ahead • Okay, the speedo joke writes itself here,

so let's just skip over that for now.

The actual purpose of this sign is to check the accuracy of your speedometer, which Australians

call a "speedo."

• That's fine, but when's the last time anybody actually did that?

Isn't this just a bit too esoteric?

• What's the ratio of people who actually measure their speedometer accuracy versus

the people confused about what this sign means?

8 – Stop...

No, REALLY stop.

• Okay, so we know we're supposed to stop.

No ambiguity there.

• But THEN what?

You can't go forward or backward, and you can't make a left or right turn.

• Do you just stay there until the construction is finished?

How did you even get there in the first place?

7 – Lovers Lane is a Dead End • This is a dark commentary on the fate

of relationships.

And it's probably just a coincidence, but come on.

Who names their road "Lover's Lane," anyway?

• You're just asking for trouble.

It's like calling your town "Pleasantville," or having a country called "The Democratic

People's Republic of" something.

It's bound to be the exact opposite of what it says, just so the irony works out.

6 – Illiterate?

Don't be!

• This is just mean, and it might be a cruel joke.

• But it is a real sign that somebody put up, and they probably paid money to do it.

• That means either somebody paid a lot of money for a cruel joke, or a well-meaning

organization needs to re-think some things.

5 – Everything is Montreal • Let's give this the benefit of the doubt

for a second.

Obviously, each of these points to a different street.

We have Montreal Way, Montreal Avenue, and Montreal Circle.

• The question is, "why?"

This is in St. Paul, Minnesota, roughly 1,250 miles away from Montreal.

Who gives three streets almost identical names, and then connects them?

• Imagine getting directions as a visitor.

"You want to take Montreal down and then turn left on Montreal.

If you hit Montreal, you've gone too far."

4 – Information Overload • If you stand here and stare at this for

a few minutes, it probably makes perfect sense.

• But you have to read this while driving by.

And that means you only have a few seconds to figure out which of 5 signs for highway

73 you need to follow.

• All of these signs point in the same two directions – straight, or left.

So why do you need 10 signs here if there's only two routes?

3 – Large Trucks Must Remain Upright • GVWR stands for Gross Vehicle Weight Rating,

so it's basically about how heavy the trucks are.

• This MIGHT mean that heavy trucks aren't allowed to do a U-turn?

• It kind of just looks like they're telling heavy trucks not to flip upside down.

Which... well, yeah.

They'll probably try to do that.

2 – Right Lane Must Right Left • Have you ever been behind someone on the

highway who puts on their right turn signal, then cuts left across four lanes of traffic?

• That's probably what this is asking for.

1 – The Vaguest Sign Ever • The strangest thing is, this sign is oddly

specific about every detail, and yet noncommital on everything.

• If the road DOES close, they know exactly how it's going to happen.

But they have to leave that wiggle room just in case things don't go to plan.

• You have to wonder if putting up this sign was actually helpful, though.

Wouldn't it have been easier to just not say anything until that's figured out?

Okay, which of these signs is the most mind-numbing to you?

Leave your comment below and we'll pin our favorite to the top.

For more infomation >> 15 Dumbest Road Signs Ever - Duration: 6:39.

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Stephen Colbert's Quest For The Greatest Show On Earth - Duration: 7:31.

LISTEN, FOLKS, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, PLEASE JOIN US NEXT

TUESDAY BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN AMAZING SHOW.

IN THE SAME SHOW WE'RE HAVING ALL MY OLD BUDDIES FROM THE OLD

HAUNT.

JON STEWART, JOHN OLIVER, SAMANTHA BEE, AND ROB CORDDRY,

ALL TOGETHER.

IT'S GOING TO BE EXTRAORDINARY.

YOU KNOW, JON, WE HAD THE GORILLAZS ON LAST WEEK.

>> Jon: YOU'RE TIGHT.

>> Stephen: LISTEN, I GOT PRETTY EXCITED.

THEY WERE SHOOTING A LITTLE DOCUMENTARY HERE ABOUT THEIR

APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW.

THEY DID EXTRA SONGS THAT WE DIDN'T BROADCAST THAT NIGHT.

YOU CAN GET THOSE ON OUR WEBSITE:

colbertlateshow.com.

AND I'M WITH THE BAND DOING "FEEL GOOD INC.

IT'S A FUN JOB.

NOW, ONE OF THE INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT THIS THEATER IS

UNDERNEATH THE STAGE THERE ARE THINGS CALLED "ELEPHANT

COLUMNS."

WHEN RINGLING WOULD COME TO TOWN, ED SULLIVAN USED TO HAVE

ELEPHANTS, AND THEY NEEDED EXTRA SUPPORT.

NOW, THE THING IS, RINGLING DOESN'T HAVE ELEPHANTS ANYMORE,

AND SOON WE WON'T HAVE RINGLING, BECAUSE ON MAY 21 OF THIS YEAR,

IT'S OFFICIALLY SHUTTING DOWN AFTER 146 YEARS, WHICH MAKES IT

THE SECOND LONGEST-RUNNING SHOW IN HISTORY, RIGHT AFTER "JERSEY

BOYS."

THEY PLAYED AT LINKOP'S SECOND INAUGURAL.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT BEFORE THEY WENT OUT OF

BUSINESS, THERE WAS SOMETHING I WANTED FROM THEM.

JIM?

>> AFTER 146 YEARS OF ENTERTAINMENT, RINGLING BROTHERS

BARNUM&BAILEY CIRCUS IS FOLDING UP THEIR TENTS.

THAT MEANS THE LATEST SHOW ON EARTH TAGLINE IS UP FOR GRABS,

AND I HAVE TO HAVE IT.

SO I WENT TO THE CIRCUS TO MEANTIME THE PERFORMERS TO FIND

OUT JUST WHAT MAKES THEM SO GREAT.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: I'M HERE WITH

JONATHAN LEE IVERSON, WHO IS THE RINGMASTER OF THE RINGLING

BROTHERS BARNUM&BAILEY CIRCUS.

WHAT DOES A RING MASTER DO?

>> HE'S REALLY A GALORIFIED FAN WHO GETS PAID TO DRESS WELL.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

>> THAT'S IT.

>> Stephen: IF I COULD BORROW THAT OUTFIT I WOULD LOVE TO

BECAUSE I'M DOING A MUSICAL ABOUT A PSYCHEDELIC ABRAHAM

LINCOLN.

DO YOU SING IN THE CIRCUS?

>> ALL THE TIME.

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SING?

>> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR ♪ AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE

THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR NOTE >> Stephen: I KNOW YOU HAVE

THESE LITTLE WHITE BECAUSE ON YOUR EPAULET THERE.

AND I'VE GOT THESE ON MY SHOULDERS WHAT ARE THOSE THERE

FOR?

>> WELL, THESE ARE BLACK TRACKS.

BASICALLYING THEY'RE COMPUTERIZED SPOTLIGHTS SO

WHEREVER YOU MOVE, THEY'LL FOLLOW YOU.

♪ ♪ ♪ ( LAUGHTER )

WHAT DO I NEED TO BE THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH?

>> I WOULD SAY SOME ANIMAL S.

>> Stephen: WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS DO YOU THINK I NEED?

>> YOU NAME IT-- LIONS, TYINGERS, PRANCING PIG.

>> WHAT DOES A PRANCING PIG DO?

>> PRANCE AROUND.

THEY SLIDE DOWN SLIDES.

>> GET UP THERE!

GET UP THERE!

GOOD BOY!

GOOD BOY!

ROSCO!

GOOD BOY!

>> Stephen: AND EVENTUALLY, I ASSUME, THE SLIDE IS HOOKED

RIGHT UP TO THE LION'S MOUTH.

>> NO, WE WOULDN'T DO THAT.

>> Stephen: NO?

NO?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: I WANT THE TITLE OF "GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH" FOR

"THE LATE SHOW"."

I NEED TO GET ADVICE FROM YOU ON HOW TO MAKE THE SHOW AS GREAT AS

POSSIBLE.

>> FIRST OFF, YOU NEED DOGS.

>> Stephen: BYE!

I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO YOU TRAIN A DOG AND A PIG

DIFFERENTLY?

>> PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.

THEY ALL WORK FOR REWARD-BASED TREATS.

>> Stephen: AS DO I.

AS DO I.

IF I NEED A PIG AROUND THE OFFICE--

>> YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM?

>> Stephen: WELL, I WANT TO BE THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

>> HE COULD BE YOUR PERSONAL SERVICE ANIMAL.

>> I COULD GET ONE OF THOSE VESTS?

>> YES, AND TAKE HIM ON THE AIRPLANE.

>> Stephen: AND THEY HAVE TO LET ME BRING HIM INTO STARBUCKS.

>> I AM THE LION TIGER TRAINER.

>> Stephen: HOW IMPORTANT IS IT TO BE HANDSOME WHEN YOU'RE

WORKING WITH LIONS AND TIGERS.

>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S PART OF THE JOB CRITERIA BUT THANKS FOR

THE COMPLIMENT.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME MAN.

>> DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HANDSOME ENOUGH TO TRAIN VELOC RAPTORS.

>> CHEST OUT.

READY?

THERE YOU GO.

PERFECT.

STAND TALL!

THAT DIDN'T QUITE CUT IT, BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

>> Stephen: THIS IS NICE BUT THEN... I WANT THE TITLE OF

"GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH."

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

>> THIS IS THE AERIAL SPHERE.

>> Stephen: THE AERIAL SNEER.

WHAT DOES ONE DO AND HOW DOES ONE DO IT.

I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THAT.

DON'T OPEN THIS BALL FOR ANY REASON.

HOWEVER I SCREAM, HOWEVER I CRY, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T OPEN THIS

BALL.

>> PROMISE.

>> Stephen: OPEN THE BALL!

LET ME OUT OF THE BALL!

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WAS THIS A

UNICYCLE TEAM THAT LEARNED HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL OR A

BASKETBALL TEAM THAT LEARNED HOW TO UNICYCLE?

>> WELL, ACTUALLY IT WAS A WAY OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR US.

IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JERRY KING WHO

ACTUALLY TAUGHT HIS SON HOW TO RIDE A UNICYCLE.

AND EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF THE BRONX LEARNED HOW TO RIDE

IT.

IT WAS JUST THE WAY-- IT HELPED US GET OUT OF NEW YORK.

>> Stephen: THAT'S A CLASSIC STORY.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE LOOK AT THE UNICYCLE AND SAY, "THAT'S MY

TICKET OUT OF HERE."

>> YEAH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WOOO!

I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD, IN ORDER TO HAVE THE GREATEST SHOW ON THE

EARTH YOU NEED THE GREATEST PEOPLE ON EARTH.

SO I DECIDED TO MAKE SOME NEW ADDITIONS TO MY STAFF.

IT'S ALMOST SHOW TIME.

SABINA, WHERE'S MY SCRIPT?

>> HERE YOU GO, STEVE GLEN THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: SHOOT.

I FORGOT TO MAKE COPIES.

>> GOT YOU, STEVE.

>> Stephen: THANKS, MAN.

I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

I'M GOING TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE.

HERE, BOY!

WHO WANTS A CARAMEL MACHIADO?

ULTIMATE ONE?

YOU'RE GOING TO GET ONE.

♪ ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU,

RINGLING!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RICHARD GERE.

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