[SOUND]
[MUSIC]
The mist unfurls over Mount Fuji, the koi gather for a fishy
breakfast, and our intrepid voyageurs the Gregory brothers
meander a secluded path deep in the Japanese countryside.
>> Hm, the note said he'd have a red mohawk.
There's our man.
>> That's why the note is in chicken script.
>> Yeah.
Konnichiwa chicken-san.
[NOISE]
>> We shall not disappoint you.
>> [MUSIC]
Wasting no time the Gregorys take the bullet train to Tokyo
to find Takeo Ischi.
There are many world class yodellers, but
only Takeo Ischi had the eggs to invent an entirely new genre.
>> [SOUND] >> Chicken yodelling.
A clucking yodel EDM hybrid.
For risking his musical neck, Takeo was rewarded with a hit.
New Bibi Hendl.
Despite this viral smash,
yodeling just hasn't caught on in his native Japan.
With some help from the Gregory's can Takeo bring
chicken yodeling to a new generation?
And why did the chicken yodeler cross the road?
>> Are you Gregory brothers, yes I am Takeo Ischi.
Can you yodeling?
>> Not yet. No.
We want to learn >> I teach you.
I teach you yodeling.
Yes?
>> Please.
>> Come. Come.
Come.
Yeah.
Yodel-e-hee-hee.
>> And where better to learn to imitate chickens than in a pot
of boiling water?
[FOREIGN]
>> Okay, okay.
>> Ooh. [FOREIGN]
>> [NOISE]
>> So yodeling's origin is in the hot tub?
[LAUGH]
>> [FOREIGN]
>> [SOUND]
>> [SOUND]
>> [FOREIGN]
>> [LAUGH]
>> Have you heard of any other Japanese people who have become
interested in yodeling?
>> [FOREIGN]
>> No! >> [FOREIGN]
>> Fortunately,
the Gregory Brothers are in the perfect place to make chicken
yodeling incredibly fashionable.
Tokyo is an incubator for all things cool.
And by carefully observing Tokyo teens in their natural habitat,
the Gregory's can shape Takeo into the hottest singer in
the world.
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Andrew and Evan wisely get a head start by heading to
the known tourist trap, Robot Restaurant.
>> To get a glimpse at the trends of tomorrow.
[MUSIC]
>> You think the show is good, you must have many beer.
Yes. >> Yea
[MUSIC].
>> Something strange is going on in the sea.
[MUSIC]
>> The forest is mine.
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
>> Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
[MUSIC]
[SOUND]
>> We love you big robot!
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While Evan and Andrew discover the sounds of the future Michael
and Sarah focus on casting.
Takeo's next video must feature the hottest of chicks.
>> Listen sweetie, I don't mean to be rude but
loose a dozen eggs and then maybe we'll talk.
>> Okay so right now you're giving me factory farm.
I need you to show me free range.
>> It just feels like she is a little tense.
In her neck.
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>> I don't want to line read but it should be
[SOUND] up on the
[SOUND] >> [SOUND]
>> Again don't want to step on toes but
just do it how you would do it.
If you did it like we just did it do it like that.
>> In your own way.
I'm sick of all these chickens.
>> Chickens are passe anyway.
>> What's the new chicken, Cynthia what is the new chicken?
>> Cynthia?
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>> But worrying about your plumage isn't just for
the birds.
Evan and Andrew take Takeo to the hippest of Tokyo shopping
districts, Harajuku, to find him the threads
that will truly take him to the highest level of peacocking.
The girl has three eyes.
>> [SOUND]
[MUSIC]
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC]
>> This is close.
This is not futuristic enough.
Yeah, I need to go like more future, more technology,
more astronaut-y.
>> New, new, new, new, new, new, new.
Okay, let's see it.
>> So it's- >> I'm loving this.
>> I think the problem with this one is he looks too cool in
the moment of now.
>> You're right, you're right.
>> Yeah.
>> We gotta push it further into the future for the new,
new DVN look.
>> Evan and Andrew are struggling to find a look
new enough for the future,
but Michael and Sarah may have found the next chicken.
>> I really wanted to give the chickens a shot but-
>> The auditions were horrible.
Cynthia said that there's some good new
talent coming out of this place, so.
>> After being around the chickens,
it's nice to see someone who actually dresses up.
>> So true.
>> So just. >> I need
to see that you want it, okay?
But not desperation.
>> Right, show us an intensity.
I don't mean to be racist, but I can't tell them apart.
>> Neither can I, it's fine.
I do have a soft spot for
chickens, but I feel like the future is in penguins.
It's more ethical, do you know what I mean?
>> Yeah, there displaced from there environment, it's melting.
>> Exactly.
>> We gave them the job.
>> That's right.
>> I do what I do in the entertainment industry to
help people.
>> We're helping people, we're helping people.
We really only need one bird for the role.
How do you feel about that?
>> W-M-E, wingless Morris.
>> I just need to see that they can work well together.
[SOUND]
Are they fucking right now?
Are they fucking?
>> Not anymore.
The penguin's really happy.
>> Right. >> And they have
sex in front of me.
>> Right, you always want your actors to be willing to go there
but not go there.
I hate to say this, I miss the chickens.
They just had that je nes sais quois.
It's like, who knew penguins sound like dinosaurs.
I wish we could have gone to the bar with riddlers though.
>> Another glass of pengwine please.
[SOUND]
[MUSIC]
>> Wow.
>> Wonderful.
This is what people will wear in the future.
Future. The new, new, new, new, new,
new, new Evan.
>> This is for you.
>> It's a. >> Yes.
[LAUGH]
>> In the future, this is how you get in and out of work.
Your overlords take your electrocution badge off
your uniform.
>> Yeah, a little preview.
[MUSIC]
All right, let's try one last place here.
>> The future, we're going to find it here.
>> Wow. >> Woah.
>> This is the future.
>> I love it.
>> You've got this butterfly vest,
diaper pants, you've got a shirt that shows off your muscles.
>> Insulated shirt.
>> What this is is a pair of cat ears.
They're something that senses your emotions.
>> Ears are up, he's happy.
If they go backwards, he's angry.
This is the future of emoting.
Yeah.
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>> Cynthia I know you're only 15 feet away from me but
after what happened with the Penguins I'm not ready to
make eye contact with you yet, Now, bye.
>> We're here back from harajuku presenting to you,
the new Takeo!
>> Wow.
[SOUND]
Do a little spin for me, there you go.
It's like a really badly gilded lily, you look great though.
>> What [SOUND]
what do you mean, it's perfect.
>> I mean.
>> I've got it >> I received a prophecy from
the future and from the past.
It's that we're trying too hard.
Takeo doesn't chase trends, he's a timeless hero.
We just need to tell a story with simplicity and
with respect.
Give that back!
Otherwise you will regret it!
You are going to stop me alone?
Who told you I was alone?
You should know that a man with the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
and the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively
forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
before it fades to black
They might look harmless
but they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
With the power of nature
you're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
every beast
every tree
follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively
Fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
before it fades to black
they might look harmless
but they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
What a merciful person...
Are you able to control all animals?
I can control all animals
But chickens are the best!
Help! Help!
My brother was held hostage
in a bank robbery in Fujimi!
Don't worry! It's going to be OK.
Go chicken go!
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
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