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The Game of Go, Artificial Intelligence game record ☑English

Black ● Zhou Junxun Chou Chunhsun 9p Taiwanese Professional Go Player White ○ artificial intelligence Master (AlphaGo AI)

Komi: 6.5 Japan rules time limit: none, 1 move 30s Result: W+R

This video is a game record analysis by the Artificial Intelligence Go soft "Crazy Stone"

For more infomation >> [Game of Go] Master(AlphaGo AI) vs Zhou Junxun 9p, Taiwanese Professional Go Player - Duration: 8:46.

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How to play "SOMNUS" from Final Fantasy XV (Synthesia) [Piano Video Tutorial] [HD] - Duration: 6:07.

hello there all you video gaming piano

players i'm sydney from

smartgamepiano.com and in this lesson

we're going to be learning the first

part of somnus from Final Fantasy 15

let's start by taking a listen

and we'll stop there for now if you want

to learn the rest of the tune please

head over to smartgamepiano.com and if

you like what you hear plz subscribe to the

YouTube channel we put out two new

lessons every week

let's start at the left hand so

basically the harmonic patterns see an

octopus b-flat play d above that

followed by a naught octaves very

important focus followed by G octaves

and then see how trips again the octaves

octaves whole little longer octaves and

see

me

ok

f G C

be fun

foot and hold this time and Counting

that out loud it's a rather slow

sounding piece but it's actually got a

kind of brisk pace here you go one and

two and three and four and one and two

and three and four and one two three

four one and two and three and four and

one two three and four and one two three

and four and one two and three and four

and one and two and three four and one

two three and four and one two and three

and four and one and two three and four

and one and two and three and four one

two three and four and one two three and

four and one two three and four and one

and two and three and four

all right right hand much more fun to

play G b-flat C equal and that's your

middle C right there

followed by a b-flat major chord F B

flat D E flat G C minor chord with a

flat G C

hold see any flat this is a be

diminished chord that's be d

but hold D&S

dng back to that first court hold and

then same forward without the B flat

alright and after you hold that we get

into the melodic part

GNC but B flat major chord

that's be funky but f GC

but

another be diminished chord that's BD c

minor chord GCE fun

jeez what

and this time oh that's not right sorry

g see what

you put F G instead of counting that

allowed by itself i'm gonna go ahead and

include the left hand just so you have

hermana context and then you can rewind

the video and play along with it

okay i'm gonna count wanted two and

three and four a note

those parts right there

that's when the rhythm gets a little

funky but it's really fun

that's where the E and as well and you

can handle it I promise 1 340 and a one

and a two E and A three and a four E and

two three and a four E and A one and A

two and A three and four and one and two

three and a four E and A one two and

three and a four and A one two three

four one two three four one two and

three and four and two and three and

four and two and three and four and one

two end 38 and 40 + 0 1 2 3 4 &

one-two-three-four one-two-three-four

one-two-three

for and that's all the time we have for

today if you want to learn the rest of

the tune please head over to

smartgamepiano.com and if you like we

hear pleas subscribe to the YouTube

channel and actually the day i'm

recording this is the day Final Fantasy

15 is being released so guess what i'm

doing next

by happy practicing

For more infomation >> How to play "SOMNUS" from Final Fantasy XV (Synthesia) [Piano Video Tutorial] [HD] - Duration: 6:07.

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PES 2017 - Hit The Post Compilation - Duration: 2:26.

PES 2017 - Hit The Post Compilation

For more infomation >> PES 2017 - Hit The Post Compilation - Duration: 2:26.

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Mamamia! | TattleTail - Part 2 - Duration: 13:58.

Hello, and welcome back to Videvage and today we're going to continue our play of Tattletail.

A relatively new game that has to do with Christmas and ruining it for everybody.

Seriously, I'll never look at Christmas again.

(Jack makes a weird sound) But I don't have any ideas on how to handle Mamatail other

than the fact that standing still and not doing anything seems to work as long as little

furry bitch is not flipping shit on his desires.

Alright, let's go at this.

I have to feed him, I have to make sure he's all happy and I have to make sure he's not

going to make as much noise as possible when the lights go out and Big Mama's roaming around.

Tattletail "You're in big trouble!"

Shut up Furby furbs.

Mousey.

I'm calling you Mousey.

If I called you Mousey before I'm just remembering your name now because I have a five second

memory when it comes to naming things so you are Mousey the purple ugly round toy.

And this guy...

(Mousey shifts his eyes as Jack tries to think up a name for his friend. Come on Mousey, we know you can talk!)

Don't give me that look!

I don't know what to call him!

We'll call him Fred.

Alright Fred.

Fred "Hide and Seek, you found me!"

yeah, you're not really good at this, Fred.

Not good at this at all.

Ugh, now we gotta do this again.

Kay.

Let's go Mousey.

(Jack shakes his flashlight vigorously. You can see Mousey's fear mounting as the lights go out)

Oh, I saw you!

(Mousey's ears perk up in excitement)

I saw those eyes!

I see you!

Yeah, that's you, that's you, isn't it Mama?

Isn't it?

Oh I'm not taking my eyes off you!

Nope!

Nope!

That's definitely you!

I know it's you!

I'm pretty sure it's you!

Nope!

Shit.

Where'd it go?

Where'd it go?

No!

Oh battery's going out.

She's getting hungry!

Fuuuuck!

Oh shit!

Tattletail "Give me a treat!"

No!

"Give me a treat!"

No!

"Give me a treat"

No!

I saw you!

"Uh oh"

I saw you!

(I scream, you scream, we all scream cuz Jack screams like a tweety bird getting eaten by the bad ol' puddy tat)

Damnit Mama!

Ugh.

Okay, I need to get a better strategy.

Ugh.

Come on!

What am I supposed to do?

Wander around, I don't want to wander around.

Where are ya?

Oh, I heard that.

I see you!

I see you!

I know that's you!

Fuck.

Where'd she go?

Where'd she go?

Where'd you go?

"Mama's coming"

No you ain't!

(Yes she is.)

Go away Mama!

(Mama loves you!)

Go the fuck away!

(Jack! Language!)

Get lost!

Nothing to see here!

Nope.

"I'm going to come for you!"

Nope, no no no!

Uh-uh!

"Give me a treat!"

Oh you dick!

"Ehehehehe give me a treat!"

Fuck.

Okay, so she doesn't appear when the lights are on.

Where's Fred.

Where's Fred?

"He's hiding!"

He's hiding upstairs.

There you are.

"You found me"

Yeah, I did.

Now I got this figured out.

So I don't really have a huge desire to start moving around when the lights go out, but

I'm gonna have to if Furby boy here is gonna be a dick.

Well, I'll groom you too, then we'll start the next bout.

Alright, let's go.

Let's rumble!

I'm ready for a fight!

Shake the shit out of this light stick!

(Jack makes a face.)

(Can you tell his girlfriend is out of town?)

Alright, we're good.

"No peeking"

Oh, I'ma peek!

I'ma peek all over the place.

C'mon Mama.

There's only one way in!

"Hi Mama!"

No Mama!

"We're in the bedroom!"

What?

"Bye bye"

Ooooohhhhh

What do I do now?

Survive for one and a half minutes while Tattletails friend hides...

Nope.

This is, like, Oh c'mon!

Shit!

I see you!

I see you!

Noooo!

Screw you!

I probably shouldn't have charged at her, but...

"No peeking"

C'mon...

Battery?

Oh, I can't go down there, that's going to be terrifying!

Shit!

"Come to Mama"

Okay, we made it!

Finally!

Geezus that took forever!

(Jack giggling like a little creepy doll) Me hiding! Me a loser!

Mesa Fred!

Who sounds like JarJar Binks!

JarJar "Exsqueeze me!"

"Me hiding, you found me!"

Yeah I did!

Grab the VHS?

Oh, this is gonna end well.

(Where's Mousey's mouth?!?)

Oh yeah, I'm a shakin' it!

Is it healthy for a child this young to be shaking something so vigorously?

Like, doesn't that raise some questions?

I know, I'm weird.

Alright, let's play this stupid VHS tape.

Let's play a game!

What?

What?

(Tattletail commercial plays)

Where's Mama?

Huh?

What's going on?

What?

Are those cameras?

Whoa!

Wait wait whoa what was that?

What-what was that?!?

Wait wait wait!

I saw feet!

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Wake up! wake up! Wake up!"

Yeah alright

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Wake up! -"

Wake up wake up wake up alright shut up.

"We're up!

We're having a party for Mama.

Come help us!"

Oo-kay.

A party for the psychotic (Shakes) Mama.

I wish my Mama would wake up.

"Me love playtime with you"

How many are there?!?

You guys, like, populating?

Is this like one of those Gremlin movies where you pour water and more pop up?

Actually, now that I think about it you kinda look like one of those.

Where's my dog?!?

I got a dog?!?

Where is my dog?

I could certainly use my dog it would be great.

"Play time for me"

Oh yeah?

They're multiplying.

It's official.

"Tattletail, that's me!"

This thing - You, Mousey, are a bloody Gremlin!

Somebody spilt water on you or something.

Okay, so we got Fred, Mousey, and Blue Shit.

You're called Blue Shit now.

"More!

More!"

Okay, Find a friend by the Christmas tree.

Shit.

Shit Shit.

Shit Shit.

Shit Shit!

Shit Shit Shit

Ahhh My camera!

Ahhh ha ha ha If I die, I die in vain!

Okay, everything's okay.

Even though my camera is completely haggard right now...

There we go.

Okay, sorry about that.

Apparently I was able to survive even though I was completely wide open for Mommy to rape

me in the bottom!

That's right!

Run away!

I am the mighty Jack!

(The mighty Jack who screams at furry toys)

"Play time for me!"

Fuck me!

"Mama's coming!"

Oh shut up!

Shut up!

Oh, I saw you!

I saw you!

No!

No!

Fine, we'll play the staring game!

That's right.

Run away bitch!

Kay, so, it's definitely not in my interests to run away from what I could see, I just

gotta somehow make sure I have enough light.

Let's get back here.

C'mon.

Where am I putting you?

"More More!"

Oh don't tell me I need to find another one.

In the garage?!?

What happens once we have everybody at this party?

Are they gonna eat me?

It's a party for Mama.

This doesn't seem like a good idea at all.

A pink-

"Me love you"

Oh you bitch!

"You're in big trouble!"

What am I supposed to do with that?!?

"Give me a treat!"

"Give me a treat!"

Yeah, no. No Mama, no Mama.

(Unintelligible swearing -I mean, what intelligible sounds come out of Jack's mouth anyway?)

Come on!

At least it's the same type of jump scare so I can usually get used to it.

Not a big deal after the first one.

But I can beat this!

This isn't that hard!

I can beat this.

I don't know about finding all the eggs, but I can beat this.

And I'm really curious about what that video had - I should actually check that out again.

Let me know what you think of this in the comments below and please leave a like and

subscribe if you're new.

I really hope you enjoyed this I'm gonna try and make more but for now I'll see you in

another video, so..

See you next time (Tries to snap and fails miserably) Damnit work!

(Snaps)

For more infomation >> Mamamia! | TattleTail - Part 2 - Duration: 13:58.

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Rassy101 Channel Introduction - FIFA 17 Ultimate Team - GOAL SCORED DIRECTLY FROM CORNER - Duration: 0:52.

For more infomation >> Rassy101 Channel Introduction - FIFA 17 Ultimate Team - GOAL SCORED DIRECTLY FROM CORNER - Duration: 0:52.

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Pokeland Legends: 3 Stars Blaze | 4 Stars Healing | +17 Ampharos level 61! - Duration: 15:43.

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For more infomation >> Pokeland Legends: 3 Stars Blaze | 4 Stars Healing | +17 Ampharos level 61! - Duration: 15:43.

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The Flashlight, Stupid! | Boogeyman - Duration: 16:46.

what was that inside who

hello everyone i'm jayskibean welcome to

boogie man now this is not the game that

I thought it was this is the i was

thinking it was that one boogeyman game

where you sit and you're the kid that's

in the bedroom and and you have to like

keep the boogeyman from whoa ok it's

just a shark

this is some sort of sick joke

it's just a shark

ok well now it's a teddy bear Thomas's

room boogeyman as many ways of getting

into the room wasn't for all unique

noises become alert wish to write maybe

this is the game i was thinking of maybe

just maybe i'm just i don't even know a

battery meter now

careful you're not caught off guard

house explorations in cassette tapes can

be switched off to turn off red and on

green click the glowing frogs in the

main menu press ENTER during gameplay

skip the cassette tapes

okay well

vintage up right on into a new game

if you're listening to this I forgot

you're not planning on sleeping in this

room I yeah and if you this is somebody

cross the tape during the dog

it probably watching you right now I

left a flashlight under the bed if he's

not already found it it be anything

there's get over

I've tried telling people that the

bogeyman ego my sister

no one will believe me they won't

believe you either just ok you need to

learn to fight this by yourself

there's a spare battery hidden under the

floorboard under the bed

they're kind of mixed up sorry if he can

last no enough believe you alone like it

give me eventually I hope okay yeah this

is the boogeyman that I remember where

you had to look it'sit's like the the

dream theory that I played we have to

listen and look for him

the main menu is just weird i don't

remember the main menu being the way

that it was in this version of the game

yeah thnkx flashlights to pit everyone

knows the bogeyman scared of like so if

you ever get ahead just shine your

flashlight okay thank you

l feel much better now okay well i'm not

24 feet with it on

otherwise the battery will run out ok

flashlight stupid

well I'm not gonna flash flash light

until I season and they don't season

now son

not today scary scary honest I'm like

way too on edge for this our way of

man's all the boogey man's all the board

your boat you know boy don't do that

stop making that sound is making the

noises no no my almost done

ya go

ok

he turned off the lights

you can't kill me

my nose itches really bad but I don't

want to scratch it because that's what

the boogie man would want the boogeyman

but want me to scratch my nose and

distract myself from the game and he's

playing with me right now so i will not

scratch it I will not scratch it until

until is gone forever get away from me

yeah you thought scratch it now

yeah because he's gone man keep my eyes

peeled for the boogie man the boogie man

is not going to get me today

nope not today maybe next time but not

this time this time is d time the time

that the boogeyman will not get me no

sir no sir

so long night so no timer or anything

oh there's a clock right there 537 @ to

make it till six like five nights at

Freddy's to make it till 6am that I have

to do haha

oh I do

okay yay I did it

find a flashlight and return to your

room to continue the Knights find useful

items around the house to help you never

go in the basement unless you have to

turn lights on it made the room safer

whoa

let's flashlight i got the flashlight

so can the boogeyman still get you in

the boogeyman still get you in free roam

mode

probably i'm thinking yeah

I'm thinking he can I don't know what

makes me think that but i'm thinking it

can anything else here i can grab

nothing

okay okay then

what was that beside him

it is why I am here

yeah you're here because of the voices

right yet i'm here to help you

understand what they are you hear the

voices in the night Olivia yes where are

they coming from

what do they say we supposed to me but I

need to leave the house that it not

saved

interesting it looks like we just moved

here so that maybe the family here Jones

family thank you for using speed move we

are positive that you that you love your

new home as requested we have researched

as requested we have researched the

original build a of the property the

house was 1878 the slight electrical

issues you may have you have also

brought to our at attention it was

likely due to the obvious box in the

basement as mentioned before purchasing

the property the house would benefit

from the new one being installed

sincerely Katie Lynch sales manager

ok

since the basement

I don't think that's the basement but it

sure is silly is in events keypad lock

on the door there's a monster in there

whoa okay well he can get you in the

freeroll mode

alright well that's good to know

we'll have to find the flashlight it

I have to find flashlight

I have to get it

no that was but I hope it was a

flashlight pretty sure it was flashlight

ok so

yeah that was totally him right there

there's flashlights

listen to the tape

okay well I turn that on and did the

things i'm gonna go straight into my

room now so I don't get freaking

taekwondo dude night too

yeah and if you come on stop being a

baby now close your eyes and count to

ten

ok 123456789

then they all died the end

no you know what i think i'm going to in

the episode of here

yeah i think the efficacy of set-off

here hope you guys enjoyed this was

boogeyman

it's on steam it's different for why

remember and there's a free room version

Ali there's a freeroll mode i didn't

know that before

yeah yeah this with yes free room now

that's cool how to handle mechanics in

free roam mode i know he could still

kill you anyway

make sure you guys slap the like button

underneath the video well subscribe to

my page you haven't already and tell all

your friends about me

ah

I'll see you guys later bye

For more infomation >> The Flashlight, Stupid! | Boogeyman - Duration: 16:46.

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Grayson Allen returns as starter for Duke after 1-game suspension | Fast News 247 - Duration: 2:14.

Grayson Allen returns as starter for Duke after 1-game suspension | Fast News 247

Duke junior guard Grayson Allen will start against Georgia Tech on

Wednesday night after missing one game for tripping Elon's Steven Santa Ana.

Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski announced Allen's indefinite suspension on Dec. 22 after reviewing video of the play.

It was Allen's third such tripping incident in the past calendar year; the two other incidents occurred last season.

Duke went 0-1 without Allen, losing to Virginia Tech on Saturday. Allen accompanied the team on the trip but did not dress.

He is the Blue Devils' second-leading scorer this season, averaging 16.0 points per game.

After the Virginia Tech game, Krzyzewski stripped Allen of his captaincy.

Freshman Harry Giles will make his first start of the season against the Yellow Jackets. Giles has played just 23 minutes this season.

The highly touted freshman has been sidelined with a sore left knee since October.

Giles' left knee was reconstructed following ligament tears that occurred during his sophomore year of high school,

and when practice began in October for the Blue Devils, the knee still wasn't right. So Duke's medical staff completed

an arthroscopic procedure on Oct. 3 that kept Giles out of practice and the Blue Devils' first 11 games of the 2016-17 season.

Wednesday's game also marks Krzyzewski's last before taking what is expected to be a four-week leave for back surgery.

For more infomation >> Grayson Allen returns as starter for Duke after 1-game suspension | Fast News 247 - Duration: 2:14.

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Master Chumway vs Felipe (Clash Royale Battles) - Duration: 2:11.

Master Chumway facing off against Felipe right here!

And this is going to be interesting

Because felipe has a Electro Wizard, which Master Chumway has never faced!

Well, Master Chumway starts dropping the typical emojis haha

Felipe responds with his own and they are having a little Emoji war!

Ooh and now a valkyrie will be dropped from felipe!

And a wizard to go with the Valk! Very well played, but Chief Chumway has a mini PEKKA!

And Chief Chumway will drop it right here to counter the combo

And a ELECTRO WIZARD goes down from felipe! A baby dragon isn't the best counter, but it's better than nothing!

Valk will get 1 swing of the axe

And here comes the Electro Wizard!

Pretty well counter here, considering those Elite Barbs have been buffed recently!

But the Electro Wizard will get 3 shots on the tower even so!

Here comes the Elite Barbs, and OH! Very well counter there!

And the 1 remaining Elite Barb will get 1! 2! THREE HITS on the tower!

So far, the towers are pretty high health still as both players reset

And here comes a Giant Skeleton! Oh, and a WITCH behind it! Very nicely placed!

Uh oh, felipe dropped the PEKKA!!

LOOK AT THE PUSH ON THE LEFT TOWER!!! OMG!!!

THE GIANT SKELETON HAS REACHED THE TOWER!! AND THERE GOES THE TOWER!!!

1-0 CHIEF CHUMWAY LEADS!!!

Oh, but you got the PEKKA, a wizard, AND a electro wizard heading toward Chief Chumway's right tower! Uh oh!

LOOK AT FELIPE'S KINGS TOWER!!! ITS GOING DOWN!!! LOOK AT IT GO!!! This looks like a 3-0 win for Chief Chumway!!!

AND THERE WE HAVE IT!!!!! A 3 CROWN WIN FOR CHIEF CHUMWAY AND HE IS IN ARENA 7 NOW!

For more infomation >> Master Chumway vs Felipe (Clash Royale Battles) - Duration: 2:11.

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Hermitpack EP. 6 - CreedCraft Server - Cobblestone to Gravel Generation! - Duration: 23:05.

Hey guys, Kylo Crux back with another video.

For more infomation >> Hermitpack EP. 6 - CreedCraft Server - Cobblestone to Gravel Generation! - Duration: 23:05.

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HOW TO MAKE GAME REVIEWS [How To January] - JMAA - Duration: 7:53.

[disclaimer]

Welcome to How To January!

In these series of videos throughout January 2017, I'm going to teach you how to become

a popular and famous youtuber in any of these video genres.

Have you ever wanted to become a good youtuber?

Don't hesitate then!

Here throughout this month, I got you the perfect tips and tricks on how to become a

signature youtuber of any category!

Today, we'll learn how to make those game reviews like AngryJoe, JinoGamerHC or Sasel

do!

[intro music]

So have you ever sit on a Cinemassacre's The Angry Video Game Nerd videos and said

to yourself: "gee, I want to become a successful video game reviewer just like him!"

Well, first of all, fuck off.

But second of all, you can now become a successful game reviewer just like ALL THESE PEOPLE!

Just follow these simple steps to become a famous YouTube game reviewer!

STEP 1: Research

If you're looking forward to review a very specific game, you need to do the proper research

to be able to criticise that game.

How much research you ask?

Well, little to no research is necessary, because who cares about studying journalism

and game journalism when all you matter for is the sweet YouTube jew gold?

To be able to review a game, you must play a game during a certain amount of time.

That amount of time is 30 minutes.

That's it.

Oh, what's that, you say?

You didn't even finish the game properly or the game is too long for your taste?

Well, I will have the perfect solution for you!

In a few steps later.

Just remember a golden rule on this regard: video games are made by big companies like

Ubisoft, EA or Activision, AND JUST THEM.

No one cares at this point of the developers under them.

They are trash.

That comes in handy when you just look at the Wikipedia page of that game to see who

made it.

Or the game cover if you're not blind, dumbass.

What's that?

You play these games like shit and have no experience in video games at all?

Don't worry, just play as that and you'll be able to justify it with bullshit later.

If a game doesn't lower its standards to your shitty casual level of game experience,

it's their fault for making you purchase such game for PC Master Race basement dwellers!

Even though you play like shit at a game that's as simple as a monkey throwing poop to a bunch

of strangers, it's only their fault!

And if a game takes you anyway less than a specified amount of time, regardless of its

actual quality, the game is automatically bad, because it couldn't manage to please

you 24/7 for your petty demands!

(Angry Joe) "4 HOURS!?"

Tongue of the Fat Man.

STEP 2: Video production and all that shit.

Once you've taken enough notes out of your petty nerd rage for not being able to pass

through the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros., it's time to make the video.

This assumes you already have the necessary video production equipment and software, which

if that's not the case, well… um… just pirate that shit.

Who cares.

In order to make a good game review video, you must start off with a cringey skit that

probably has the production budget of a green screen and some Walmart costumes.

Or if you're not into that, just start off as either a boring and uninteresting bloke

with the personal look of a Detroit drug dealer, or either as some pandering fuckhead who treats

you like a baby in front of a silver keychain.

[look at these keys, they're shiny]

You need to criticize a game like it was your fucking bitch.

Because your ego has just an immensity it doesn't even fit in your household recording

studio and dogshit editing, you should treat your games and your audience like your fucking

black slaves.

"Oh my god, you're literally Hitler!

That's racist!

I'm going to unsub from your channel, JMAA!

You're a white cis racist male!"

Oh, shut up.

A game's soundtrack that's usually typical for the franchise it belongs to?

Just qualify it as "generic western music".

A game that you think its technical flaws matter more than the polish and gameplay and

philosophy elements of it?

Just call it "THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE DECADE".

You know people like you take out of context shit.

You know it.

As a game reviewer personality on YouTube, you should be either like those reviewers

from the 90s or either like those reviewers in the 2000s.

Either treat a game like entirely shit, or either treat a game like entirely a MASTERPIECE.

It doesn't matter that every game has imperfections and have equally virtues and flaws.

Either way it's black or white.

And who cares if video games aren't a human right?

Call a game a scam just because it costed you more than you expected it to be, because

let's be honest: you want to save that sweet YouTube jew gold in pizza and other pointless

life commodities.

STEP 3: ???

Once you've uploaded your video to YouTube, it's time to take the criticism from your

very own viewers.

And by that, I mean "don't take criticism properly at all".

Just remember: you are over everyone else on YouTube.

Your opinion matters more than everyone else.

And if someone doesn't agree with you on how you made certain video or on your opinion,

just treat them like an utter cunt.

Even block them on Twitter if you're willing to.

That works.

And if that doesn't work at all, just play victim!

Feel free to use the free "DEPRESSION WILD CARD".

Depression solves everything even if you're not medically diagnosed with it.

It's so easy.

Almost forgot!

If you're looking desperately for an identity that's probably generic as fu- I mean…

unique and bright, here's some ideas for your YouTube name:

You have the "Angry <blank>", like "Raging Weeaboo", or "Pissy Console Gamer",

or "Angry Joe"

Even if you're not angry in 90% of your videos, that's fine!

Call yourself anything!

You're my special snowflake!

You also have the "Gamer Stereotype" type.

"SuperGamer47", "GamingKoala", or "JinoGamerHC".

There's also the "Snobby" type if you're feeling like an elitist piece of shit, such

as "The Snobby Gamer", or "The Gentleman Reviewer", or some shit like that.

If you play a character in your videos as well, just let the character eat you entirely

so you blur out the line of what's a real personality and what's not real.

So you even act more like a complete asshole.

STEP 4: Profit

As the final step, just remind yourself that, no matter the shit they throw at you, no matter

how much criticism you take, you still win on YouTube.

Because the content that gets promoted on this shitty platform doesn't matter if it

has more dislikes than likes.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, it's still free publicity, and you'll

eventually find easily influenceable people that will bow down to your shitty immense

ego.

You're now YouTube famous, who gives a shit?

You're already swimming in fucking jew gold!

Ha ha ha ha!

Now seriously, don't call yourself a "game journalist" when you don't even have proper

journalism, faggot.

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Team Fortress 2 - I Die Alot - Duration: 9:47.

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MY FIRST VID! ALREADY A FAILURE!!!! KILL ME!!! - Duration: 9:37.

Ok so this is my first youtube video and therefore it will definitely be low-quality. I would like to upload without background noise but that is sadly impossible for me (that I know of because I don't own a mic). I will try my best to slowly improve the quality of my videos but for now they are cringy and I can't do much about it. Thanks for reading!

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soli joined celsius - Duration: 0:41.

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★3 Steps To GET MORE HEADSHOTS In Battlefield 1 [Battlefield 1: Tips] [G-Legend]★ - Duration: 4:24.

yo what is up guys my name is G-Legend and

today we're going to be talking about

how to get headshots in a battle field 1

headshots not only give you more points

but they also inflict more damage on

enemy and their key to winning gunfights

and their key to winning them faster so

in this video you're going to find out

what you need to do how you can improve

your odds of getting a headshot and how

you can improve your aim so that

interests you then don't go anywhere

guys because we're just getting started

already guys so let's get right into it

these are the top three things that you

need to know do or think about when

you're actually trying to get these

headshots on number one you want to know

what the recoil of your weapon this is

so so big you gotta know this by feel

and how it's coded in the game you need

to know them and both ways I'm making a

series where we break down each weapon

and talk about three Club pattern and

that kind of thing

the percentages as well as other specs

so i probably have the weapon that

you're using check it out top I on the

top right of your screen but that only

covers the coded portion of what I'm

saying here you need to actually get a

feel for the weapon you've got to feel

how the recall kicks you gotta

understand yourself and only from

actually playing with the gun when you

actually know that so just go in the

game

make sure you find out what the recoil

looks like what it feels like and that

kind of stuff make sure you know your

gun basically right you gotta know your

gun and then we'll break the code of the

game will talk about percentages numbers

recoil patterns bullet drop damage over

distance things that you can find on

sympathetic but I'm gonna lay it out

easy for everybody to understand clear

and it's definitely worth your while if

you want to get better definitely check

it out top I on your screen guys anyway

moving on something else to think about

when you're using the assault class or

the scout class or at the assault

classes the easiest class to get

headshots with because of the recoil

kick if you have an assault class you

want to aim at the torso because the

recall kick itself is going to help you

out going to age you and getting that

headshot alright it'll basically do the

work for you and you'll end up shooting

the enemy in the head

now if you have the scout class it is a

different story with a scout class you

really don't get that same kick that you

do with the assault class so you have to

actually aim at the head yourself

luckily though with the sniper rifles

you can actually pick one that will give

you a scope some of them have sculpting

some of them don't shoot you choose one

that has a scope you can actually stay

stationary as to recon making it a lot

easier to get headshots you actually

have a great upper hand if you're good

at aiming and i'll show you guys how to

aim a different video to cut the top

right of your screen you can actually go

to it now if you're good at Amy

the scout class is the number one best

way to get headshots now that's only if

you're gonna aiming of course and

especially if you're a good sniper in

general that is definitely the best way

to get a head shot because of the scope

because of how easy it is and the fact

that you can be away from the person out

of their range out of their effective

range you can totally have an upper hand

on these guys if you're good at aiming

that is the catch you got to be good Amy

so click the top or I on the top right

of the screen you guys are actually

going to see my video on how to a better

i will show you guys how to aim better

and that video i'm actually using a

sniper so definitely check that out

so lastly something that actually

doesn't help me much but I know for a

fact that it could help you guys some of

you guys at least make sure you're using

a site for your weapons some variations

of the weapon do not have a site in some

do you may want to check that out try it

maybe it'll work for you

for example my brother actually is a lot

better with the sights and i am not i

suck at sites all right when it comes to

snipers and the constant SMGs when it

comes to shotguns everything I suck with

a site i don't know why man i don't know

why but I do so it may be different for

you like it was for him but you should

definitely check it out don't just not

use site because i don't use it you know

definitely check that out anyway I hope

you guys enjoyed the video don't forget

to drop a like and subscribe and I'll

catch you guys in the next one

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The Young and The Restless - Top of My Game - Duration: 1:00.

>> Jack: I have to admit, I'm looking forward to focusing on

Jabot without all the distractions.

>> Nikki: Translation -- You're planning on burying yourself in

work, and that is never a healthy option.

>> Jack: I am fine.

In fact, I am planning on taking Jabot to new heights.

>> Nikki: Well, here's an idea.

Why don't you take some time for yourself to heal, because you

have been through a very traumatic time, Jack.

Hiding your problems behind work can be just as damaging as

getting to the bottom of a bottle.

>> Jack: Do I really look traumatized to you?

>> Nikki: I know.

You always seem to bounce back.

>> Jack: I am a new man, Nikki.

And soon you and everyone else will see I'm at the top of my

game.

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Non-Gamer Girlfriend Plays Overwatch for the First Time - Duration: 12:58.

Help me.

ok im gonna help you

You have to do good

Oh no. I have to do good? I can't promise you good....I can promise you

I can promise uhh

nothing actually

Nothing?

besides me sucking

Breh.

I'm gonna do bad

The webcams a little big but I'm just gonna leave it whatever.

Uhh here we go hit quick play. Yeah.

Watch out,

Ayy bb

actual players

Time to shine.

sorry for doing this

I actually feel bad that they have me on their team

RIP

I'm wasting their time

this is so bright

"game found"

temple of anubis hoohoo

*muttering* enemies have a red outline around their character and a red nameplate

hmm

pfft

okay, no

Choose your character.

can I switch?

Yeah, you can use the mouse.

who should I be?

does it matter?

who do you recommend?

uhh huh

how zen

that dude is so hmm

what am I doing? I did that so bad

how much time do I have?!

WHAT?

whoever you want? you don't tell me how much time I have

well...

I like disss

You like mercy?

yeah, I mean

I feel like people

- if anyone watches this is gonna be like of course

heheh

typical

yeah, well...

shut up

K bb. Left shift to fly over der.

left

left WHAT?

Left shift. Left shift. Yeah.

oh shoot

what did I get myself into

that's so no-

I literally have no idea what you mean

GO! GO! Go. Follow the arrow. Follow the arrow.

WHAT?

I just

I'm gonna walk

I'm walking, guys

Ok press jump and if you jump and then hold space...

jump and then hold space

You f... Yeah.

you fly?

you just float

oh, so that explains hopping

how do you fly?

Uh if you hold shift on... if you press shift on someone you'll fly over to them.

WAT?

Yeah look look. Aim at him... Him... Hold shift... press shift... well w when it says

yeah

what?

shift? oh, there you go, that's what you meant

Yeah... yeah.. yeah.

WOAH, sick

Uhh you have to heal them so basically just aim at them and left click.

oh, left click?

Yeah. Or right click is to give them damage boost.

I was already left clicking

And they're gonna come out of the door behind you.

him?

am I doing it?

Yeah. They're gonna come out of the door behind you.

oh I stopped?

is he shooting at me?!

He's your teammate! He's shooting at the people.

oh, shit

Yeah. Don't don't get don't get killed.

don't get killed? OH, THANK YOU

Yeah all those people over there are your enemy. Get behind cover.

shoot shoot

Get behind Rein- him. Get behind his shield.

oh, can I just stay where I'm at?

Yeah.

they're gonna-

they're calling me- they're calling me out already

they're already- I bet you

I bet on anything-

oh

well, I'm not surprised

can't say I am

I was gonna say something and I forgot-

GO GO go go.

oh

why didn't you just teach me,

Sensei?

I just- I forgot how to do everything you just told me to do

This is your raw skill.

I bet you on anything- that's what I was saying- that they're cussing at me right now

First time playing.

they're like "what the fuck"

"fucking noob"

oh shoot

I have I have voices turned off... maybe I should turn them on.

NOO

NO

you want your girlfriend to cry?

is that?

how do you do it??

shift shift shift okay, shit

AWWOHH

RIGHT CLICK

OH MY GAWD

You right clicked.

I landed in a bush!

I'm- oh I'm down here

*dies*

No, go up stop laughing. *laughs*

no!

COME ON. YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU. HE NEEDS YOU. GO HELP! *laughs*

fuck

OH GAWD

AHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

I'm freaking out

Shift up to that kid. Shift up to that kid.

right click- ri- left click

left click

right click?!

Back up. Back up. Back up. Back.

fUCK

okay

oh, man. you're making me-

Okay. Shift up to him.

yeah but how? you just DO shift?

It it has to say shift.

oh it has to say shift?

Yeah. Yeah like that.

can we just go up the stairs like a nORMal HUman beING?1!?

Yeah! Go! Go!

okay, I forgot to walk

who needs me?

Well look around.

oh, I'm dying

wait? do I shoot him??

Oh! No! GO BACK TO YOUR TEAM!

fUUCK

I'm scared to leave

Pull out your secondary!

what do you mean??

Shoot him!

UUUGHHH

*dies*

How are you not dead!?!

I don't know!

*actually dies*

okay, ahhh

*laughing* You almost killed her somehow.

I killed someone?! :-D

You almost killed her.

oh :-(

I was so proud of myself for like .2 seconds

Oh man. Alright GO GO GO. Your team needs you.

*hyperventilates*

Oh he died.

stop saying that, man!

stop saying people NEED me

People are low in health, they need you to heal them.

Here. Press. This is... this is... *gives up*

aw man

I'm getting better at this shift thing

does it once- "I'm better"

OH

Oh don't stand there don't stand there.

finna get wrecked?

Yeah.

man

somehow I survived that other time

Oh h- heal that kid.

stop tawking to me

who this kid?

AHHSDKSJJ

I feel bad for them (viewers) I screamed so loud

"Sorry guys"? haha

yeah

I'm sorry to you too

for screeching like a banshee

oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot

I don't want you to turn anything on cause I swear everyone's like 'what are you doing here?'

Oh no! Get outa there! Get outa there! Get outa there!

oh shoot

okay gimme some props on that

Okay heal that kid left left left left! Left mouse.

did I hit it?

OHH! Get outa there! Get outa there! Don't get shot by him! Don't get shot by him!

WAHHHDHSDKS

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN *laughs*

RUN?1 RUN?! I CAN'T EVEN WALK

If you need to shoot someone you press 2 or you scroll with your wheel.

literally nothing you just said right now makes sense to me

Use this to switch weapons.

switch opens??

Switch weapons.

oh heh

okay, that makes sense

WHAT WAS I DOING BEFORE?

You were just doing nothing.

Are you? I'm gonna kill YOU

Go.

You're a healer.

well, I mean you could have told me that

YOU told me NOTHING

you let me DIE out there

I thought I was shooting

how did you say I almost killed someone?

What? I /healed/ them to death? I almost healed them to death?

No i switched weapons for you no you're healing heal him

oh, never mind

can I shoot now?

Am I shooting?

No, you're not. Heal him. Heal him.

I'm not shooting

oh, left?

Am I doing that?

Yeah.

does it automatically do that? then why don't I always have a weapon then?

"stunned"

yeah I am "stunned"

I'm stunned and appalled

Oh you didn't... you didn't switch your weapon.

I have- I have to always do that?

Every time you're gonna shoot someone you have to switch weapons.

it just automatically goes back to healing?

You have to switch it every time.

is it heal? is it doing-

Its on heals. You can switch, or you can go back like this.

okay

that's a gun

That's a gun.

oh my goodness

If you want to shoot people pick a different character.

well next time I'll do that then, okay?

But...

You have a really good team.

and I have a-

Oh you have your ultimate so when people die press q

Don't press it now cause you'll waste it.

alright, but I had to look

or you'll waste it.

I had to actually look. I'm so embarrassed

I should know

woAH der

you guys

got this, right?

ya'll got this

wat dat?

was that a

That's that kiddo. Oh get out of the way of that kid you don't wanna get pulled by his chain.

someone

oh

where he at?

Oh you have your gun out.

is that a-

yes

Press q. Press q. Press q. Press q. Press q.

AHHHDSNDKJ

why?

what does q do?

Uh there was someone dead but then you got pushed out of the way.

yeah, me

it would've revived him.

I was dead

Go. Go go! Forward and then press q. Press q as soon as it says revive.

this is the most

tell me when

oo oo oo keep going keep going.

I really can't

I can't even breathe

Right. Right. Right.

Oh don't don't press q though; you'll waste it.

Left click on that kid.

where?

On... On the people that are fighting. The one that's low health. The one that's low health.

there's so many things HAPPENIIIING

That guy.

did I do it?

Yeah the bar on their top of their head is their health. That kids critical health.

can I just do that?

...critical health. You need to heal him. Heal him. Heal him. Heal him. That person... that passed by you.

who?!

oh my gawd

well, where da herr?

Yeah, her.

her?

Well she's. She's healed now. But...

oh fucken

okay, das all

Don't. No. Go back! Go back! Go back to your friends.

oh lord

my friends? that's cuuute

Yeah *chuckles*

'"go back to your friends"

Go. Left shift. Left shift. You need to go over there You're gonna die.

oh my guuuh

hopefurry (hopefully)

end my misery

Oh press q. Press q. Press q.

Alright.

oh my goodness, that was cringey

" Heroes never die"?

"heroes never die"

I mean...

And next time I decide to play something, how about you, like, tell me how to do things

just throwing it at me

I'm telling you how to do things.

just throwing me in it

on hmmm

all of a sudden adsjdsdfhjd

ugh, this is so stressful

now I know why people, like, that play games are always screaming

ya'll stressed

Heal this kid heal this kid left left left oh left left

HEAL

Oh that guy. On that guy. On that guy. Go to him. Go to him. Go to him. Oh no.

that dude's mine?

aw, I'm sorry

Heal that kid. Heal that kid. Oh he's these(?)

heal that kid?

oh, do I have to go back?

dis?

you're pointing at, like, so many people

Okay, well never mind too late he's saved. They killed 'em already.

you have to treat me like I'm four, alright?

have some patience

I'm gonna tell you walk to him walk to him and left click. Walk to him and left click.

Yeah you're good now.

Move out of the way.

uuuuugh

move out of the way? they (my teammates) can shoot me?

No the red guys.

The enemies.

your bread guy

Move. Move. Move. You're getting shot.

I'm being shot

Move. Move. Okay.

you're getting shot!

I just literally shot column

boop boop boop

I feel like if I just aim right- what da heck?

Ohh get to that kid and left click. Left click. Left click.

idek

Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift*9999

*dies*

left left left hehhahahah

oh, no!

oh, what did I just do?

No. what'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you do?

I don't know, go back

sorry

Oh you lost.

well...

Well.. what did we expect?

i cri

was that all my fault?

what does that mean?

He hates you.

oh

okay

*sigh*

he can fucken...

suck a toe

yeah, okay, well

Wanna play again? Is it almost new years?

you're welcome

you're welcome

I'm sorry, I'm actually so sorry

what does that mean? "pistoling"?

it's like- it's like, oh-

You were pistoling. You weren't healing.

you ssss you

"you were out"

I got out of my lane and thought I could shoot

is what he's saying?

heheh yeah.

"oh, you thought you could fight?"

"you're just here to heal us"

well...

can I say "you're welcome"?

'press enter'?

What? Oh he can't see you anymore. I mean you can dm him.

*grunt* alright then

no! I don't wanna-

were they, like,

talking to me in the corner?

I didn't even look down there

No, they weren't talking to you... Well one person said "res"

"I need healing"

which is what?

Resurrect.

Which you didn't do.

we're never doing this agaaaaaain

No, were gonna do it again.

did you stop recording?

Yeah.

so can I cry now?

No.

and look at the recording?

*gross**throws up**disgusting**ew*

I feel baaaad

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