Help me.
ok im gonna help you
You have to do good
Oh no. I have to do good? I can't promise you good....I can promise you
I can promise uhh
nothing actually
Nothing?
besides me sucking
Breh.
I'm gonna do bad
The webcams a little big but I'm just gonna leave it whatever.
Uhh here we go hit quick play. Yeah.
Watch out,
Ayy bb
actual players
Time to shine.
sorry for doing this
I actually feel bad that they have me on their team
RIP
I'm wasting their time
this is so bright
"game found"
temple of anubis hoohoo
*muttering* enemies have a red outline around their character and a red nameplate
hmm
pfft
okay, no
Choose your character.
can I switch?
Yeah, you can use the mouse.
who should I be?
does it matter?
who do you recommend?
uhh huh
how zen
that dude is so hmm
what am I doing? I did that so bad
how much time do I have?!
WHAT?
whoever you want? you don't tell me how much time I have
well...
I like disss
You like mercy?
yeah, I mean
I feel like people
- if anyone watches this is gonna be like of course
heheh
typical
yeah, well...
shut up
K bb. Left shift to fly over der.
left
left WHAT?
Left shift. Left shift. Yeah.
oh shoot
what did I get myself into
that's so no-
I literally have no idea what you mean
GO! GO! Go. Follow the arrow. Follow the arrow.
WHAT?
I just
I'm gonna walk
I'm walking, guys
Ok press jump and if you jump and then hold space...
jump and then hold space
You f... Yeah.
you fly?
you just float
oh, so that explains hopping
how do you fly?
Uh if you hold shift on... if you press shift on someone you'll fly over to them.
WAT?
Yeah look look. Aim at him... Him... Hold shift... press shift... well w when it says
yeah
what?
shift? oh, there you go, that's what you meant
Yeah... yeah.. yeah.
WOAH, sick
Uhh you have to heal them so basically just aim at them and left click.
oh, left click?
Yeah. Or right click is to give them damage boost.
I was already left clicking
And they're gonna come out of the door behind you.
him?
am I doing it?
Yeah. They're gonna come out of the door behind you.
oh I stopped?
is he shooting at me?!
He's your teammate! He's shooting at the people.
oh, shit
Yeah. Don't don't get don't get killed.
don't get killed? OH, THANK YOU
Yeah all those people over there are your enemy. Get behind cover.
shoot shoot
Get behind Rein- him. Get behind his shield.
oh, can I just stay where I'm at?
Yeah.
they're gonna-
they're calling me- they're calling me out already
they're already- I bet you
I bet on anything-
oh
well, I'm not surprised
can't say I am
I was gonna say something and I forgot-
GO GO go go.
oh
why didn't you just teach me,
Sensei?
I just- I forgot how to do everything you just told me to do
This is your raw skill.
I bet you on anything- that's what I was saying- that they're cussing at me right now
First time playing.
they're like "what the fuck"
"fucking noob"
oh shoot
I have I have voices turned off... maybe I should turn them on.
NOO
NO
you want your girlfriend to cry?
is that?
how do you do it??
shift shift shift okay, shit
AWWOHH
RIGHT CLICK
OH MY GAWD
You right clicked.
I landed in a bush!
I'm- oh I'm down here
*dies*
No, go up stop laughing. *laughs*
no!
COME ON. YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU. HE NEEDS YOU. GO HELP! *laughs*
fuck
OH GAWD
AHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
I'm freaking out
Shift up to that kid. Shift up to that kid.
right click- ri- left click
left click
right click?!
Back up. Back up. Back up. Back.
fUCK
okay
oh, man. you're making me-
Okay. Shift up to him.
yeah but how? you just DO shift?
It it has to say shift.
oh it has to say shift?
Yeah. Yeah like that.
can we just go up the stairs like a nORMal HUman beING?1!?
Yeah! Go! Go!
okay, I forgot to walk
who needs me?
Well look around.
oh, I'm dying
wait? do I shoot him??
Oh! No! GO BACK TO YOUR TEAM!
fUUCK
I'm scared to leave
Pull out your secondary!
what do you mean??
Shoot him!
UUUGHHH
*dies*
How are you not dead!?!
I don't know!
*actually dies*
okay, ahhh
*laughing* You almost killed her somehow.
I killed someone?! :-D
You almost killed her.
oh :-(
I was so proud of myself for like .2 seconds
Oh man. Alright GO GO GO. Your team needs you.
*hyperventilates*
Oh he died.
stop saying that, man!
stop saying people NEED me
People are low in health, they need you to heal them.
Here. Press. This is... this is... *gives up*
aw man
I'm getting better at this shift thing
does it once- "I'm better"
OH
Oh don't stand there don't stand there.
finna get wrecked?
Yeah.
man
somehow I survived that other time
Oh h- heal that kid.
stop tawking to me
who this kid?
AHHSDKSJJ
I feel bad for them (viewers) I screamed so loud
"Sorry guys"? haha
yeah
I'm sorry to you too
for screeching like a banshee
oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot
I don't want you to turn anything on cause I swear everyone's like 'what are you doing here?'
Oh no! Get outa there! Get outa there! Get outa there!
oh shoot
okay gimme some props on that
Okay heal that kid left left left left! Left mouse.
did I hit it?
OHH! Get outa there! Get outa there! Don't get shot by him! Don't get shot by him!
WAHHHDHSDKS
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN *laughs*
RUN?1 RUN?! I CAN'T EVEN WALK
If you need to shoot someone you press 2 or you scroll with your wheel.
literally nothing you just said right now makes sense to me
Use this to switch weapons.
switch opens??
Switch weapons.
oh heh
okay, that makes sense
WHAT WAS I DOING BEFORE?
You were just doing nothing.
Are you? I'm gonna kill YOU
Go.
You're a healer.
well, I mean you could have told me that
YOU told me NOTHING
you let me DIE out there
I thought I was shooting
how did you say I almost killed someone?
What? I /healed/ them to death? I almost healed them to death?
No i switched weapons for you no you're healing heal him
oh, never mind
can I shoot now?
Am I shooting?
No, you're not. Heal him. Heal him.
I'm not shooting
oh, left?
Am I doing that?
Yeah.
does it automatically do that? then why don't I always have a weapon then?
"stunned"
yeah I am "stunned"
I'm stunned and appalled
Oh you didn't... you didn't switch your weapon.
I have- I have to always do that?
Every time you're gonna shoot someone you have to switch weapons.
it just automatically goes back to healing?
You have to switch it every time.
is it heal? is it doing-
Its on heals. You can switch, or you can go back like this.
okay
that's a gun
That's a gun.
oh my goodness
If you want to shoot people pick a different character.
well next time I'll do that then, okay?
But...
You have a really good team.
and I have a-
Oh you have your ultimate so when people die press q
Don't press it now cause you'll waste it.
alright, but I had to look
or you'll waste it.
I had to actually look. I'm so embarrassed
I should know
woAH der
you guys
got this, right?
ya'll got this
wat dat?
was that a
That's that kiddo. Oh get out of the way of that kid you don't wanna get pulled by his chain.
someone
oh
where he at?
Oh you have your gun out.
is that a-
yes
Press q. Press q. Press q. Press q. Press q.
AHHHDSNDKJ
why?
what does q do?
Uh there was someone dead but then you got pushed out of the way.
yeah, me
it would've revived him.
I was dead
Go. Go go! Forward and then press q. Press q as soon as it says revive.
this is the most
tell me when
oo oo oo keep going keep going.
I really can't
I can't even breathe
Right. Right. Right.
Oh don't don't press q though; you'll waste it.
Left click on that kid.
where?
On... On the people that are fighting. The one that's low health. The one that's low health.
there's so many things HAPPENIIIING
That guy.
did I do it?
Yeah the bar on their top of their head is their health. That kids critical health.
can I just do that?
...critical health. You need to heal him. Heal him. Heal him. Heal him. That person... that passed by you.
who?!
oh my gawd
well, where da herr?
Yeah, her.
her?
Well she's. She's healed now. But...
oh fucken
okay, das all
Don't. No. Go back! Go back! Go back to your friends.
oh lord
my friends? that's cuuute
Yeah *chuckles*
'"go back to your friends"
Go. Left shift. Left shift. You need to go over there You're gonna die.
oh my guuuh
hopefurry (hopefully)
end my misery
Oh press q. Press q. Press q.
Alright.
oh my goodness, that was cringey
" Heroes never die"?
"heroes never die"
I mean...
And next time I decide to play something, how about you, like, tell me how to do things
just throwing it at me
I'm telling you how to do things.
just throwing me in it
on hmmm
all of a sudden adsjdsdfhjd
ugh, this is so stressful
now I know why people, like, that play games are always screaming
ya'll stressed
Heal this kid heal this kid left left left oh left left
HEAL
Oh that guy. On that guy. On that guy. Go to him. Go to him. Go to him. Oh no.
that dude's mine?
aw, I'm sorry
Heal that kid. Heal that kid. Oh he's these(?)
heal that kid?
oh, do I have to go back?
dis?
you're pointing at, like, so many people
Okay, well never mind too late he's saved. They killed 'em already.
you have to treat me like I'm four, alright?
have some patience
I'm gonna tell you walk to him walk to him and left click. Walk to him and left click.
Yeah you're good now.
Move out of the way.
uuuuugh
move out of the way? they (my teammates) can shoot me?
No the red guys.
The enemies.
your bread guy
Move. Move. Move. You're getting shot.
I'm being shot
Move. Move. Okay.
you're getting shot!
I just literally shot column
boop boop boop
I feel like if I just aim right- what da heck?
Ohh get to that kid and left click. Left click. Left click.
idek
Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift. Shift*9999
*dies*
left left left hehhahahah
oh, no!
oh, what did I just do?
No. what'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you do?
I don't know, go back
sorry
Oh you lost.
well...
Well.. what did we expect?
i cri
was that all my fault?
what does that mean?
He hates you.
oh
okay
*sigh*
he can fucken...
suck a toe
yeah, okay, well
Wanna play again? Is it almost new years?
you're welcome
you're welcome
I'm sorry, I'm actually so sorry
what does that mean? "pistoling"?
it's like- it's like, oh-
You were pistoling. You weren't healing.
you ssss you
"you were out"
I got out of my lane and thought I could shoot
is what he's saying?
heheh yeah.
"oh, you thought you could fight?"
"you're just here to heal us"
well...
can I say "you're welcome"?
'press enter'?
What? Oh he can't see you anymore. I mean you can dm him.
*grunt* alright then
no! I don't wanna-
were they, like,
talking to me in the corner?
I didn't even look down there
No, they weren't talking to you... Well one person said "res"
"I need healing"
which is what?
Resurrect.
Which you didn't do.
we're never doing this agaaaaaain
No, were gonna do it again.
did you stop recording?
Yeah.
so can I cry now?
No.
and look at the recording?
*gross**throws up**disgusting**ew*
I feel baaaad
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