You don't wanna bust a weed rhyme.
You gonna give me a beat or acapella?
[Cypha Beatboxing]
Uhuh, look, yup
Yo, it's be dot.
Yeah.
I'm on the show....
[Cypha Changing Beat]
I'm like Travis Scott.
You know how to beat switches in the middle?
Yeah, but it usually switches after like at
least eight bars.
Yeah but we don't got time.
♪ ♪
Yo, this is "What's Ur Thing?"
This is the show where we talk to celebrities about
their hidden passion and obsessions.
On today's show, my boy B. Dot.
You can catch him on "WTF Baron Davis" on Fuse and
today he's talking about cooking with weed.
He calls it "B-Dotables"
You're not going to want to miss it.
"What's Ur Thing?"
♪ ♪
What?
We're here, ladies and gentlemen.
It's going down.
"What's Ur Thing?"
We got B. Dot In the building with us.
B. Dot from "WTF Baron Davis".
Man, it don't look like no kids living in this house, man.
Dog, I went in the fridge, they got an English muffin
and some Activa.
The yogurt that make you s---?
Man that nasty ass s--.
She ain't got s--- in the freezer either.
No TV dinners, no frozen food dinners.
How the f--- you have a kid and don't have no
frozen food?
A fat ass kid at that!
What channel is your television show with Baron
Davis on?
Fuse TV
Here at fuse, we're like family.
Alright, so what's your deal B. Dot.
How'd you get hooked up with Baron Davis?
Just through the basketball world.
Baron was a fan of mine.
He followed me on Instagram and I was like,
"oh shoot, Baron Davis, a guard I grew up watching
all the time" and we linked celebrity game, uh,
two years ago.
Okay.
This is for the NBA All Star thingy?
Yes
Okay.
Now what's happening there, celebrities are playing.
Yup, celebrities, and you may have a couple of NBA
players, retired NBA players.
Right
And a few WNBA players.
You have them, you have your celebrities.
Maybe have a Bieber, Common, Jamie Foxx.
So you're an influencer.
I guess you can say that I'm an influencer.
I like to say I'm an entertainer because I do everything.
I do it all.
I like that better.
Right
Vine?
Yeah Vine.
Vine was the first thing.
Vine, the vine days.
Then Instagram.
So what's these basketball impressions you do?
Well I impersonate NBA athletes with a comical twist.
So whatever they do, whatever they specialize
in, you know, um, I impersonate it and I make
it funny.
Like James Harden with the euro step.
He does a couple of steps, like he does more than
one, so I over exaggerate that.
LaBron when he runs with the ball, it looks like
he's traveling, Mellow the jab step.
So yeah...
But you actually play though?
Yeah I hoop hoop, I actually do this.
You were in the D League.
Yeah I played in the D League...
Or the G League.
The G League, recently known as the D League.
So if Baron was a team, you'd be the Draymond Green.
Hell nah.
If Baron was a team I'd be the point guard, I'd be
the one shootin' all the shots scorin' all the points.
That's how it is on "WTF Baron Davis"?
Nah Baron's the guy.
He's the main guy and I'm...it kinda got like a
Craig and Day-Day feel to it.
Like he, uh, I'm like trying to get to him, but
he's stuck in his ways.
He's always....what's up with that?
It's a male dominance thing.
Yeah.
You didn't play any sports growing up?
No, I almost got left back in high school because I
failed gym.
[Laughing]
I have to take summer school for gym.
What?
For gym, are you serious?
I'm dead serious.
I had to take summer school.
I used to...we used to have to play like baseball
and I would just sit in the field.
[Laughing]
You probably was the first pick too, for baseball.
They probably stereo...
Nah I went to a white high school in Long Island.
I was from the Bronx so they were like "Baseball?
Louis Diaz, let's pick him." I was like "don't
pick me, don't pick me"
So, your whole social media life, very funny.
Do you see a difference between social media
comedy and like Standup Comedians?
Yeah, social media is easy.
Standup is hard.
You got to have guts and like you got to have real material.
Yeah.
Social media.
You can...people use memes to recreate stuff on
social media.
Like it's not even an original.
Um, but social media is also, it has it's perks at least.
It's funny.
It is.
I think standup's get shitted on a little more
cause they don't have a big, or some of them don't
have a lot of followers or big, you know, social
media presence.
So people like, "well they ain't doing the numbers"
but if you go see them live, it's the most
amazing thing.
And that's what I do.
I go around to the different, um, the
different comedy stores, the comedy shops in LA and
just cause I manage a stand up comedian in
Georgia and it's just something to, I don't
know, I like standup, I like to standup way better
than social media.
Who are some of your favorite comedians?
I like Dave Chappelle.
I'm a Mike Epps fan.
I love Mike Epps.
Martin Lawrence.
"Martin" just me rewatching all of the
"Martins" from episode one
The television show?
Yeah
Not a fan.
Really?
You like "Seinfeld"?
I like...I like "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Larry David,
who created "Seinfeld"
Do you like "Seinfeld?"
I can deal with "Seinfeld" I haven't rewatched
it since...
I just know there's a line.
There's certain people that only like "Martin."
No, I'm every.
Yeah all that.
I like "The Office"...You know, what "The Office" is?
No....
You don't know what "The Office" is?
It's a...
Yeah, "The Office" all my white people know.
White people like "The Office" yeah.
Which one is that?
It's on Netflix.
It's with my guy from "40 Year Old Virgin"
Oh you're talkin' about the guy that was the cat
in the Paula Abdul videos?
I know what The fucking Office is.
Don't ever talk crazy to me B. Dot.
What are you saying?
I got asthma.
I'm not getting that much energy to my head.
The black guy in "40 Year Old Virgin" Romany Malko,
was the cat in the Paula Abdul videos.
He did the voice.
I did not know that.
I know.
I'm here to help.
I appreciate that.
That's your thing.
That is my thing.
Helping people.
B. Dot. I like this guy.
B. Dot, we gotta get into your thing.
You do the cooking thing.
Yeah, but with the marijuana, the edibles.
Now what are you with the food here?
You're putting the drugs in the food.
You said what now?
Alright.
B-Dotables, they are um, cannabis infused treats made
by yours truly.
Right.
But it's not really treats.
I make cannabis infused meals.
You can have a chicken, Broccoli, rice, all can be
cannabis infused and it'd be a B-Dotable Meal.
This is, you already like cooking before you got
into the weed part.
Yes.
Yes.
Uh, I don't eat fast food, so I cook every night.
Really?
Besides when I'm out of town.
So...But I do.
How do you have the time?
I'm a social media star.
We don't do s---
We make videos.
You work a minute a day.
What was I thinking?
You got all the time.
Actually the B-Dotables came from Australia.
Because I don't smoke at all.
So in Australia weed is illegal.
So I had to learn how to make my own edibles and
make the cannabis oil.
So the point of edibles, or one of the points I'm
sure is, to hide the weed?
You know what I'm saying?
You can't, you can't smoke, but if you're
eating a Brownie, a cop's not gonna be like "is that weed?"
Right, right, right.
Well not, it's not to hide the weed.
I just enjoy the feeling and cooking.
You never smoked?
Nah, me, I have smoked before.
Probably be like 37 times in my life.
Really?
Yeah.
And then you found the edibles?
Yeah.
I got b----- lungs.
I smoke, I cough for 42 minutes.
Really?
Yeah mmhmm, nope.
How do you infuse that weed into food?
You know, you break down the marijuana and you put
it in the pot, put in some oil, coconut oil...
Actual marijuana in the pot.
Yeah you can.
Yeah, you can actually, if you want to break it down,
grind it however you want.
That take too long.
So I just break it down just good enough.
Put it in about two cups of coconut oil.
I probably put about two ounces into two cups of
oil, which is...
I don't know the metric system but go ahead.
But it's a lot.
It's very strong.
And you let it sit for two hours, stir every 30
minutes and then you drain it and you can put it in anything.
So then you take that oil and then put it in...
Whatever you want.
What if food doesn't take oil?
So instead of using olive oil to you know sear or
grease your pan, now use the TAC oil.
How much of this weed oil do you have?
Cabinet's full?
Yeah, I got a good....
Are they all the same?
Yeah they all, well it's different strains.
So different strains.
Do you make food or treats too?
I make both.
Like cakes and brownies....
All that.
Cakes, brownies.
I made Cinnamon Toast Crunch bars last week.
[Record Scratch]
I made edible corn bread.
What did you just say?
Yeah, Cinnamon Toast Crunch bars, edible.
THC infused.
Are you selling these?
Nah nah no selling.
But I've been contacted by different, I'm just not ready.
I ain't...
You give these to your friends?
Yeah, my friends
They love them.
It's to the point where they walk in my house and
they're like, "okay, are these sealed vanilla
wafers, are these edibles is THC in here?"
I said, "no bro, it's sealed."
They say "Dot, I know you're a great packager".
No, I'm not trying to hear that.
I need to know.
The way the world is going nowadays with all this
weed infuse food.
I won't eat anything that someone else makes.
I only eat in a restaurant or at home or fast food.
Right, right.
I don't trust nobody.
Makes sense
Cause they're putting weed in everything now.
It used to just be, if there was like a nasty
plate of brownies, you'd be like, "don't touch those.
Those probably got weed" Now it's everything.
Everything.
Everything um...
What's your favorite dish?
My favorite dish to cook.
I make a bomb ass snickerdoodle cookie.
Cookies?
Yes.
And it's, Oh man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I heard cooking.
We had Young MA on the show and her thing is
cooking too.
She was saying like, it's like therapeutic and kind
of relaxing to like be cooking.
Right.
It's chill.
You get to make the food, you get to control the
seasoning, you get to control the feelings of
people from your food.
But you live in LA, right?
Yes sir.
So is...recreational marijuana use is legal now
right?
Yeah I could I can sell it in LA if I want to.
So does it make it easier to like do these
B-Dotables?
Yeah.
Because now I can just get the, I can have anyone
pull up to get marijuana from.
If you get, if you have, let's say you're doing,
let's say you're doing like you and Baron and a
couple of other guys are going to have a little
cookout and you bring some treats.
You got your trunk filled with like snickerdoodle cookies...
Brownies...
And brownies and some of your famous olive oil free
fried chicken.
All this is in the trunk.
You get pulled over.
Can you tell the cop that's all that food is
made with weed?
Can I tell him?
Yeah.
Can you get in trouble still?
Nah I don't think so.
Nah nah because...That's a great question.
Yeah.
I wonder like where's the laws like...
Right.
All I know is that it's now legal.
What does that mean?
I think it's...
You can't smoke in front of a cop, can you?
Yeah.
You can.
Really?
Yeah, you can smoke, but you're not about to just
be like...[blows]
What about like what about the guy last year who
smoked in front of a cop is in jail right now.
Timing is everything brother.
Look at Beyonce's ex, I know he mad as hell now.
I heard like when you cook with with weed, you never
know how much is in one cookie or another.
I don't.
I don't know anything.
I don't know any measurements from...so how
they be having 500 milligrams.
I don't know none of that stuff.
I just, I know I try, I try my own stuff.
So if you take a piece corner, you'll be Gucci.
You take half hint.
If you take the whole thing....
Wait, hold on.
You're telling me that you make a batch of cookies
and I only have to eat one corner of a cookie.
Yeah.
I make them so strong so I don't have to continue to
make them.
But I want the cookie.
Yeah.
See what I do, what I do, I cook them in a big
square pan so I can cut it anyway I want instead of
some people that do the individual cookies.
Nah, F that.
Make it into a square.
Cut it up however you want.
If you want a Christmas tree cookie edible.
Make it up.
You feel me?
I see.
You make a cookie platter, and then you chop them up.
Yeah.
It's like that's the creative thing with
B-dotables.
You can come in.
I got a B-Dotable work factory.
Come in and create your own type of edibles.
You didn't bring any snack-a-doos.
Nah I didn't.
But I'm gonna send ya'll some.
I'm going to move on now.
We not friends no more?
Nah we never were.
Oh, straight business.
Okay.
Now you are a connoisseur of the infused food products.
Correct
You said you use different strains of weed.
Now I'm going to play a game called Bud or Dud.
I'm gonna name some strains of marijuana.
You tell me if they are real or if they're fake.
Okay.
There's a couple popular ones.
Pineapple Express?
Oh, bud.
Bud.
That is correct.
Train Wreck.
I'm gonna go dud.
Yeah.
It's a bud.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
You thought I thought I was going to go back and
forth evenly.
Nah I wasn't.
It was just Train Wreck sounds scary, I wouldn't
smoke that.
Granny Panties?
Bud
Nah it's a dud.
Really?
I smoke granny I feel like...
What's your favorite strain?
Strain bae....
Strain bae is a dud.
Ewok Cheese?
Ewok Cheese...
How do you spell that, spell Ewok for me.
E W O K
Oh that's a dud.
That is a dud, but you don't know what and Ewok is?
Ewok...That's the um, I got to wok at my crib I
cook out of.
You think an Ewok is an electronic Chinese
cooking device.
That's what I'm thinking.
That has to be.
Ewok is from "Star Wars" from "Return of the Jedi"
actually.
Oh...
Little furry guys running around.
Uh Huh.
Yeah...
[Laughing]
The Scam Likely
If it is a bud, it's from Atlanta.
Scam Likely?
Yeah Scam Likely
Scam Likely, nah I'm gonna say it's a dud.
It is a dud, they keep calling me.
You ever got a phone call and says "scam likely" on
your caller ID?
Nah.
You don't got that.
Uh uh
Is that just a New York thing?
Yeah it gotta be yeah.
Alaskan Thunder F---
[Laughing]
Alaskan Thunder F---...
That's a bud.
That is a bud.
Yup.
Alaskan...What is that supposed to mean?
Man, I don't even want to find out brother.
Oh, but you lived in the, in the thunder down under.
Yeah, I did, Australia.
Do they have a bud in Australia called...
Weed is illegal in Australia.
Illegal, like a hundred percent.
Hundred percent yeah so while I was making my
B-Dotables.
My teammates started telling people.
So I had people hitting me up like,
"Yo. Dot, I heard you got B-Dotables" I'm like,
"no, I don't stop" because it's illegal here.
I can't go to jail.
I can't fight.
You don't want to go to Australian jail mate.
No you don't bro.
What about Whack-A-Bowl
Whack-A-Bowl?
Whack-A-Bowl
That's a dud.
B. Dot, you are amazing.
This is the weed guy.
Wow.
That was pretty interesting.
B. Dot told us so much about weed.
I'm sure he's going to prison for drug trafficking.
But I loved it because I learned about cooking.
I learned about Australia and I learned that social
media stars are interesting people too.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on.
"What's Ur Thing?"
I'm going to go throw a shrimp on the barbie.
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