This baby had a lot to say, and when his parents weren�t taking him seriously, he had to
find another ear willing to listen to his vent sesh.
But who could stand the mad ravings of babbling baby boy?
The baby turned to another warm body in the house: the family bulldog.
The bulldog was minding his own business on the couch, with a look on his face that said,
�Please just let me sleep.� Unfortunately for this canine, he wasn�t going to catch
any Zs anytime soon!
The baby launched into a tirade�and, yes, tirade might have been the only word to describe
his talking.
With all the enthusiasm of an Italian family arguing over a pasta recipe, this kid put
his whole body into whatever he had to say.
Even though this little buckaroo couldn�t express himself in words, that wasn�t stopping
him from sharing his thoughts while the family pooch listened attentively.
At one point, it looked like the baby was listing his complaints on his fingers!
Meanwhile, the bulldog lost interest.
He turned with pleading eyes to whomever filmed this toddler�s talking.
His stare seemed to ask if he would ever be able to take the nap he wanted so badly�
The baby was indifferent to the bulldog�s request for mercy, however.
Realizing his case wasn�t being treated with the gravitas it required, he only offered
some more enthusiastic, slightly louder points for the bulldog�s benefit.
Finally, after what must have felt like seven dog years to the bulldog, something distracted
the future lawyer baby.
He turned away from the pooch and reached for something.
Now that the baby was distracted, would this bulldog finally get his nap in?
Yes!
The tired pooch wasn�t taking any chances.
Literally the second the baby turned away from him, he seized the moment and collapsed
into a heap.
And after listening so well�or at least pretending to�he deserved it!
There must be something about dogs that makes them the perfect conversation partners for
babies.
Why?
Because there are countless videos online featuring babbling babies and usually less-than-enthusiastic
pooches�
Just take this little guy, whose parents described him as �happy and talkative.� It was an
understatement, for sure!
As with the little baby and his bulldog, this kid�named BB�had a lot to say.
But no one who would listen!
So he went to Coco, the family Chow Chow�
BB�s total state of disarray when he approached the family dog should be noted: he wore just
one bear slipper and a bib.
Clearly what he had to say was urgent; otherwise, he wouldn�t have rushed out into the kitchen
half-dressed!
Like the boy with his bulldog, BB launched into a full-blown conversation with Coco,
and he actually made some headway.
At one point, Coco stood up and followed the boy for a few steps, convinced he should follow
him.
But BB wasn�t too persuasive, apparently, because Coco returned to his comfortable spot
on the rug after just a few seconds.
Perhaps the Chow Chow wanted BB to let him outside?
Either way, the two had reached an impasse�neither would scratch the other�s proverbial back.
Clearly defeated, BB assumed a defensive crouch. where he remained for some time, confused
and disappointed.
Coco may have been a decent listener, but that didn�t mean he could take directions!
Alright, so it seemed as if these babies weren�t having much luck with their dogs.
All of their failures to communicate with canines begged an important question, though:
would a baby have better luck making their case to a cat?
This kid gave it a whirl�
Like a drunkard on his first date, this baby gave up talking pretty quickly and went right
in for a big ol� kiss on the kitty�s furry forehead.
Would this act-first-ask-questions-later approach prove effective?
In the least surprising move of the decade, the cat didn�t respond well to the boy�s
attempt at bonding.
With a simple swipe of his paw, the cat forced the boy to take a step back.
But this baby was determined!
He spoke a few unintelligible words to his feline friend, perhaps explaining himself
and what he wanted.
The cat, clearly a few Zs deep in an afternoon nap, considered these words carefully.
Would his toddler brother get the answer he was looking for?
No.
As if to remind the boy how sharp his claws were, the cat lazily swiped his knuckles just
a quarter inch from the boy�s face�a warning shot, if you will.
The boy learned his lesson, and the conversation ended right then!
The moral of the story?
If you�re a baby looking for someone to talk to, a dog or cat might not be the best
conversation partner for you!
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