* Ed the dog and Buddy the squirrel
* Live in a swell house in a swell world
* Ed wakes up every single day
* And vows to be the best in every way
* One best Buddy one best Ed
* One best Buddy one best Ed
* From the morning until they go to bed
* One best Buddy one best Ed
* Have you ever seen a squirrel go nuts, no
* Ed's here to help I'll tell you what
* Your best friend that's what he said
* These are the adventures of best Ed
* One best Buddy one best Ed
* One best Buddy one best Ed
* From the morning until they go to bed
* One best Buddy one best Ed
* One best Buddy one best Ed
- Boy, oh, boy, oh boy, this is gonna be great.
Just me and a bowl of nuts and the scariest movie ever made
as picked by the picky panel of the Swellville
movie viewer guide.
(sinister laughter) (thundering)
(sinister laughter) (giggling)
(laughing) (screams)
Ed, I thought you were in bed.
What are you doing out of bed, Ed?
- I just tinkled in to pay a visit to Mr. Peepot.
Then toddled off to see what all this midnight mirth
was about.
May I, Buddy?
- No Ed, no you may not.
I was just about to watch a movie, a very scary movie.
One guaranteed to give whoever watches it,
terrible, horrible night scares.
- Night scares, you say?
I see.
Please let me watch the movie with you, Buddy.
It's no fun watching spooky movies all on your alonesome.
I promise not to get scared, pup scout's honor, I do.
- Well, alright, but don't make me regret this, Ed, okay?
- Okay, Buddy.
(sinister laughter)
(snoring)
(screaming)
- Ah-ha, I knew I shouldn't have let you watch that movie.
Okay Ed, enough's enough, wakey-wakey.
Rise and shine, boy.
Time to stop sleep shrieking.
Snap out of it, Ed.
Wake up, will you?
Put it a sock in it, okay?
Okay.
(grunting) (muffled shrieking)
Ed, wake up, get off, can't breathe, Ed.
Okay, let's see, how do to wake a sleep shrieker.
Ah, here it is, "It is very important never
to wake a sleep shrieker."
Oh no, "But if the condition persists,
"consult your family doctor."
- Uh-huh, mm-hmm, yeah, very interesting.
It seems that Ed is suffering from a rare sleep disorder
called the screaming yee-bees.
Brought on by some traumatic event.
You didn't have to let Ed watch the scariest movie ever
on TV last night, did you?
- The scariest movie what now?
Why would I do that?
And even if I did, is there any medical
to ease my suffering?
I mean Ed's?
- Yes, but I must warn you, I haven't tried this
since college, and the only permanent cure
is if the patient remains completely awake for 24 hours.
At which point, the screaming yee-bees just disappear.
- But, we've already been up all night.
What if we can't stay awake?
What if Ed falls asleep?
- Not only will Ed's condition return, but Ed will remain
in this state of continuous sleep shrieking
for the rest of his life.
Okay.
- Well, hello there, Dr. Quacken, where did you come from?
- From my mommy's tummy, of course.
Here, this pop-up book will explain everything.
- Holy oaks, poor Ed.
How am I gonna explain this to him, doctor?
- Well, preferably in a language he can't understand.
News like this could be very damaging to Ed.
You have to be careful not to upset him.
Any kind of shock could trigger another attack.
(yelps)
(gasps)
- (laughing) Here comes the egg.
- Okay.
- Hey Buddy, call me curious but how come we
have to go to the doctor?
- No reason, just a friendly regular visit,
nothing to be alarmed about, Ed.
- Something's wrong, isn't it, Buddy?
You're sick, aren't you?
Deathily ill, is that why you look so tired, Buddy?
Is that why?
- No Ed, don't be alarmed, I'm fine really.
I'm just having trouble sleeping, that's all.
- Sacageweiners, that's a relief.
I couldn't bear it if something happened to you.
- Yeah, I know how you feel, buddy.
- It's Ed, actually.
And that sleepilessness of yours must be contagimous,
because I'm feeling pretty pooped myself.
(snoring)
- Ed, wake up, wake up!
You can't fall asleep, do not fall asleep.
- Oh, why not?
Will something bad happen?
- You bet something bad will happen.
Something very bad will happen.
We won't be able to beat our stay awake record, that's what.
Just 24 more hours to go.
Are you with me, Ed?
- I am with you, Buddy.
And here to help for I am great at staying awake.
Yee!
- Okay, great.
Maybes some loud music will help.
(peaceful music)
- The old lullaby channel.
Just the thing to chase away those sleepy time.
(snoring)
- Okay, forget the music, no more music.
Here, Ed, try this, this will keep us awake for miles.
- Stay awake record, here we come.
(laughing)
(tires screeching)
My, what a dark and cozy stretch of road.
We should have no trouble staying awake in here.
Inside our warm, gently idling car.
(snoring) - No, Ed, no sleeping.
We're getting out of here, we're taking the bus.
(zany music)
Are you with me, Ed?
- I am with you, Buddy.
- Okay, on our way.
Nothing but wild, wide-awake traveling action
here on the bus, boy.
Right, Ed?
(snoring)
- Right, right, wide-awake traveling.
(snoring) Yee.
- Okay, forget the bus.
We're bailing out of the bus.
- Cut, cut, who are those guys?
They're ruining my commercial
for Snooze Continent Mattresses.
- Well butter my corns, it's a good thing
this downy mattress was here to cushion our fall, Buddy.
- I always wanted to visit the soft, dark snooze continent.
(snoring)
(screaming)
- May I tempt you with our specialty?
Bavarian pecan pie topped with a pillow
of whipped cream, yeah?
(snoring) (yodeling)
- No, Ed we must stay strong and awake.
You can't fall asleep, that no-sleep record
is within our grasp.
- I am with you, Buddy.
I'm here to help you beat that record.
(cheerful polka music)
You want some of this?
- Refreshing.
- That's the way, Buddy, keep those knees up
and our legs moving.
It's the surest way to stay awake.
- I'm right with you, Ed.
Hopefully, we've seen the last of those
sleep-inducing sights, right?
(sheep baaing)
- My, that sure is a long line of athletic sheep.
I wonder how many sheeps there are.
One, two, three, four, five.
- No, Ed, look away, stop counting sheep.
Stupid leaping sheep.
(snoring) (peaceful music)
Huh?
(screaming)
Ed, this is hopeless, we're falling asleep on our feet
but we can't because we have to keep moving.
Only 23 more hours or so of constant movement to go.
(barking)
A pair of sled dogs.
Husky huskies, our prayers have been answered.
- Where are you headed you musky husky huskies?
- Well, my brother Rod and I are practicing
for the Iditarod,
a 24 hour cross-tundra run.
(barking)
- The Iditarod run, Rod?
- 24 hours of nonstop movement, that's perfect.
Grab the reins, Ed, we're not done yet.
Mush, you huskies, mush.
(yelping)
I didn't think that would be fun.
(grunting)
- Thank you husky musky, huskies.
Good luck on your Iditadoorod run.
- Ed, it's dawn, the 24 hours are gone.
We stayed awake the whole time.
- It's our new stay-awake record.
- Yet it's not, and the other thing I didn't tell you.
It took all day and all night, but we stayed awake.
So what do you think, doctor, is Ed gonna be okay?
- Better than okay, Buddy.
Ed appears to be completely cured.
And unless he gets seriously startled in oh say,
the next few seconds.
Ed's screaming yee-bees will be a thing of the past.
- Oh no, please no.
(screams)
(shrieking)
- So, same time tomorrow then?
(shrieking) (sobbing)
- [Buddy] He's done it again.
(lively music)
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