if I yell out in pain during this
it's because right before I filmed this video
I tripped over my cell phone cord thing
that's plugging my cell phone in, and I just really, really hurt my quad
I like pulled my quad, so if I yell it's because of that
yay
hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G and it's time to get crafty again
seasonally appropriate beverage!
now I should be polite and pour this into a cup
so what are we making today?
today we are taking flowers and making planters but with a fall twist
of using a skull
now I found this online and it says you can take like one of those
plastic skulls and cut the top off and all of that, and I went to the craft store
and the only ones I could find were terrible looking
so instead, I found this lovely skull planter
now, it's already done for me
it's already taken the top off
but if you wanna use a plastic one, you can, or one of those other ones
you can, you can just cut the top off of it
but what you're gonna need to do with that is put a plastic
baggie on the inside so that it doesn't leak out the bottom
this doesn't have that problem, so we get to skip a step
other than something to plant this in, you will need wet foam
it comes dry, it's called wet foam
this is for real flowers, if you want to use fake flowers like this
then you just use
the regular dry foam
a pair of scissors or something to cut the wet foam
I don't really know if this is going to work very well
water in a bowl!
cause it's called wet foam, you gotta make it wet
sharp objects, more of them
for to cut the flowers
and fresh flowers of your choosing
I'm gonna put these on my little prep table
cause there's no fucking room left on my table table
these are the most fall ones I could find
because apparently the grocery store hasn't realized
with the flower department that it's fall and they need to be like darker than this
where my black flowers at?
divest yourself from your plastic enclosure!
I'm not happy about the mess
so let's just cut off some of these edges
to make it fit in the skull
ok, sticking out a little bit on top, that's cool
cause that's where the flowers go
so take this
and you put it in the water
wet foam, you have to wet it for the flowers
and you wanna let it like absorb the water in there
I'm going to get something to put this shit in
it's at this point that you're gonna want your seasonally appropriate beverage
it is seasonally appropriate now!
if you don't like pumpkin beer, I don't wanna hear it
this should be year round
this is why you want to use a plastic baggie
inside it if you have something with holes
so you'd put the plastic baggie and shove this inside, cut the top of the plastic baggie off so you can't see it
and that way it doesn't drip all over the fucking place
but since that's not an issue, you just put your block
in the thing
and it's all wet
there you go
I like this project because any fucking idiot can do it
like me
so flowers!
so the reason you need this sharp device
is a few things
this is clearly too fucking big so you need to cut it down
but you don't just cut it down, first off, we need to get rid of some of these extra stuff that's on here too
cause it doesn't need this
but you don't just cut it down, you have to cut it at an angle
so that it can absorb all of the water that's in this wet thing
that's why it's fucking wet, people, ok?
it's a wet foam so that it absorbs the water into the plant so the plant doesn't die as quick
and then you just cram it in
there you go, did you, did you expect this to be harder?!
cause that's literally it
pokey poke, cram, pokey poke, cram
that's literally it
cut it at an angle
arrange it in a pretty way
cram it in
I'm gonna leave the little ones for the end, so I can like cover up the boo boos
like always, they mix in stupid flowers
there's fucking carnations in this shiz
but we'll put some in here anyway
even though they're stupid flowers
take your leaves away you damn carnation
speaking of stupid flowers
these will get to keep their leaves
congratulations bitches, you're stupid, but you get your leaves
I might not have enough flowers
that's why we're using all the stupid ones
cause there might not actually be enough
ok, here's what we've got so far, we got the front
sides, and back, and I gotta kinda look at this, I gotta kinda fill out the sides a little bit
so that's what I'm gonna do with these
gonna put some in the sides
and fill some of this out
so that it doesn't look so stupid
the front's actually lookin' pretty good, the sides need a little extra lovin'
well we don't have enough to fix the back
so the back just looks like fucking shit, so don't look at the back
but if we put it this way
here's the- it's pretty
oh there's another flower!
I didn't realize I had another flower
(deep inhale) that' makes me happy, put it in the front
ok
here's all of our flowers, this is two fucking bouquets worth of flowers
so, moral of the story, get a fucking shit ton of flowers
let me clean up the table and then we'll talk about our project
also, I need more beer
this is our lovely skull planter all filled with beautiful flowers
now, just a warning, eh, you know, these are gonna die
cause they're real
so you can add more water to it, that's why there's like the wet thing in there
it'll last for a while, but you can add more water to it
it's still gonna die
once it dies
you put more foam in it and you can do it again
or this is really, this could probably be a vase
so I could probably do without one, it just won't look
like this when it's all done, cause that's what the foam does
it fucking makes it all poofy fuck
so it looks BEAUTIFUL from the fucking front
it looks pretty damn good on the sides
fuck the back
fuck the back
cause we didn't have enough fucking flowers, so fuck the back, ignore the back
but look at how pretty it is, it's a pretty purple skull
I am so excited for this (laughs)
I love skulls, I have them out all the time
clearly, there's some actually behind me
I love halloween
I love all this shit
and I'm so glad it's fucking back, I love me some PUMPKIN SHIT!
uuuhh pumpkin is the best thing ever and it should totally be a year round flavor
also pennies are stupid, get rid of them
it's not related, but those are like my two platforms
here is our beautiful finished project
let me know what you thought about this in the comments down below
and if you ever make this project
please take a picture and put it on some form of social media
and like tag me in it or @ me or something, I'm Amanda the G on everything
all of that information is in the description anyway
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thank you guys so much for watching
MWAH!
I want me some fall, bitch! (laughs)
is it fuckin' fall yet?
(high pitched) is it fall yet?
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