Squirrel_Token: "This is Trash. I'm not going to use this. buT WHAT IF I NEED PLIERS WITHOUT A GRIP"
Squirrel_Token: Dante being so bony and angular...maybe he's dehydrated?
Wolfcau: Why is the map south america
mrthelazyone: You never know when you'll need it: The Drawer
cathidor: who cia? dante time
Squirrel_Token: Supposedly, if you want vein and bone definition, you can drink less water. Bodybuilders do it
Squirrel_Token: this level looks cool
Squirrel_Token: Glad they do literally nothing with it
Wolfcau: I'm always a fan of the 'reality is melting around you' aesthetic, regardless of everythign else.
Squirrel_Token: it's kind of tainted by this being the first level again
LV5_Papermancer: Always glad the game reminds you how garbage it is whenever you load it up.
Squirrel_Token: on the one hand, warping a familiar place is cool. On the other hand, they're re-using assets
Squirrel_Token: "Just mess with the vectors and put some spider webs"
Squirrel_Token: "it's fine, it looks cool"
Squirrel_Token: Missile Launcher owns actually. It's the strongest DPS weapon. It just won't hit a moving target
Wolfcau: Look at it this way. This is the only way that they could be arsed to give a level a second pass.
Edmond_SA: oh neat, you found the rocket launcher
LV5_Papermancer: Wow, the rocket launcher really sucks.
masterjayshay: 3 is pretty great for canceling. you can cancel gun reload time by switching and firing another weapon lol
Edmond_SA: like everything else in this game
Squirrel_Token: the rocket launcher is as strong as the shotgun in melee range, but with an infinite range, and half the fire rate
Squirrel_Token: "infinite"
KalinDonn: time to finish the fight (against the camera)
masterjayshay: You know as much crap as this game gets, I'm glad it at least introduced Wallrunning to the series. It's so good in 3.
Squirrel_Token: here's the savage golem, it has too much HP, no range,is slow and regenerates
Edmond_SA: If someone told me the rocket launcher was supposed to fire in mid-air but its bugged and swaps to pistols instead, I'd immediately believe it
masterjayshay: Well the reason Wallrunning is so good in 3 is because every frame you're on the wall is an immunity frame.
KalinDonn: this game has solid gameplay ideas in it that devil may cry 3 does much much better
Squirrel_Token: I think the thing that upsets me most about this game
Squirrel_Token: Is that Dante doesn't fucking die, or kill something every time he gets a weapon
Edmond_SA: do you really want to use a sword you didn't get impaled bu?
Edmond_SA: *by
Edmond_SA: piss off baphomet
Fabulousvillain: how you like that shootin
KalinDonn: riveting gameplay of dante standing still and shooting an ofscreen enemy
KalinDonn: the dmc2 experience
masterjayshay: It feels real bad because Itsuno had to make a functional game out of broken scraps from people who didn't know how to make an action game in like 4 months.
Fabulousvillain: hey on the other hand if you found a gameplay video and just laught at that nobody would blame you if they noticed
Fabulousvillain: or atleast i wont
masterjayshay: You could've flown lol
KalinDonn: it is the way you're supposed to do it and there's like 2 more like it in this level
Fabulousvillain: devil may cry has a bad habit of reusing assets, but in this they reused all the bad parts only
Fabulousvillain: get it its the whole game
masterjayshay: They keep respawning if you come back to that area because they wanna make sure you have enough DT to fly up and hit the orbs lol
Squirrel_Token: Merciless: long range, less attack
Squirrel_Token: Vendetta: Short Range, More Attack.
Squirrel_Token: These are all the special weapons in the game
Fabulousvillain: i wish there was anything to say about these reused levels in this, but theres nothing right now cause this combat is boring
Squirrel_Token: man, this level design is way less after half an hour
Squirrel_Token: *Aesthetic
Squirrel_Token: The design has always been shit, but the aesthetic is kind of just boring now
Fabulousvillain: is there a good way to keep your style up in this, or is it just keep shooting/ dodging
Squirrel_Token: Wow
Squirrel_Token: this sucks
KalinDonn: there is basically no way to keep up style in this
Squirrel_Token: you did it
KalinDonn: hey remember this boss from dmc1
Squirrel_Token: Surprise! REUSING ASSETS
KalinDonn: what if he was super shitty
Fabulousvillain: so i never played DmC, but it definately looks better that this
Wolfcau: ah, phantoom
Squirrel_Token: Rocket Launcher, showing its worth
Squirrel_Token: btw, Phantom, like every other boss, hits like a truck
Edmond_SA: Kaubocks: At least the camera can't get worse. Camera: hold my fucking beer
KalinDonn: the eyes don't do anything right now
Fabulousvillain: holy shit he does
LV5_Papermancer: Okay, kitty has been fed, I have some cookies with me, I am... what the hell is this boss?
Edmond_SA: reused assets
piritsgap: yesssss
KalinDonn: wh
Fabulousvillain: remember when you fought this guy in the 3rd mission of the last game
Edmond_SA: lmaoooooooooo
barkr: uh oh
Squirrel_Token: I think it takes Phantom like 8 hits to just kill you, and sometimes this happens
Wolfcau: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LV5_Papermancer: watThe
KalinDonn: excuse me?
cathidor: nice
Fabulousvillain: RING OUT
piritsgap: hahahaha
LV5_Papermancer: YOU BORKED IT
Squirrel_Token: RING IN
KalinDonn: hahahaha
Kinetic_Gibbon: dmc2 is a very good game
barkr: this game man
KalinDonn: incredible
cathidor: quality videogames
Fabulousvillain: your reward is more of this game
Edmond_SA: https://clips.twitch.tv/TameBumblingWoodpeckerStoneLightning
Fabulousvillain: if your feeling sausey you can stinger his mouth when it on fire
Squirrel_Token: Cool how you had to use half a bar of DT just to get back in the room
Fabulousvillain: oh yeah the stinger is slow in this right
Squirrel_Token: No, you talked to it
Squirrel_Token: The eyes don't do anything
Squirrel_Token: btw, you can talk to the eyes in this fight
Squirrel_Token: it does nothing except fuck up the camera and pause the action
KalinDonn: there's like a devil trigger upgrade you can get by killing an enemy near one of the eyes in the next level or something
KalinDonn: but they do nothing in this fight
piritsgap: Even he's sick of this fight
Fabulousvillain: i think resident evil decieded that you shouldnt be able to interact with shit like that in a boss
Edmond_SA: DADDS
Fabulousvillain: probablynotbutjustsayin
piritsgap: "3 hours later"
KalinDonn: so this mission just has a timer
KalinDonn: and you can't do anything but fight shit during it
Fabulousvillain: why does the smg exist in this anyway?
Squirrel_Token: use rocket launcher to knock over goat
Squirrel_Token: is it still juggling if you are scraping them along the floor with the shotgun?
KalinDonn: I don't actually know if you were
KalinDonn: you might've just been able to leave
KalinDonn: oh huh
KalinDonn: can you jump in the hole at the end of the timer?
mrthelazyone: So this is the best one in the series right?
Wolfcau: Oh no, wizards with the power to control dinosaurs.
KalinDonn: it might just be a bunch of waves
Edmond_SA: So it's Dresden Files?
mrthelazyone: Do you have to hit all the weird eye/zit things?
KalinDonn: well that happened
Squirrel_Token: Kaubocks has taken...2 Stamina damage
Squirrel_Token: oh boy
Edmond_SA: 1d20 sanity
Squirrel_Token: Is this the three headed bossfight?
Squirrel_Token: now we're ina tower
Squirrel_Token: it's just a tower
SpruceZeus: OH HEY KAUBOCKS andyamUgh
Punchi: this is not exactly what I expected
Fabulousvillain: oh fuck
Edmond_SA: Ahahahahaha
mrthelazyone: OH NOOO
Ourotheboros: Kaubocks May Cry?
Edmond_SA: owned
KalinDonn: lol
Wolfcau: Tie you fool
kingyu: Hello
Netmonmatt: Hey Kaubocks, how's it go-- oh no.
Edmond_SA: WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PALS
Ourotheboros: also, hi
Fabulousvillain: yall like shit games
Wolfcau: Devil May Tie
Fabulousvillain: yes you do
TieTuesday: oh this game is ass
ClawBlade: hey bud, how is the one dmc game i usually pretend doesnt exist going?
TieTuesday: no worries
Squirrel_Token: This is so sad, kaubocks play despacito
mrthelazyone: Big ol' honkin host
TieTuesday: DMC2 sucks butt
hecatetrivia: I love watching other people play bad games.
Kinetic_Gibbon: earlier we escaped a boss arena for a bit
Edmond_SA: ahahahaha no
Netmonmatt: Hey, the game's got you. Don't Worry.
Wolfcau: Don't forget that one boss who literally had no AI.
ClawBlade: this or the reboot? i will take the reboot
kingyu: exciting
Netmonmatt: The reboot if I'm allowed to skip cutscenes and start with all the weapons
Edmond_SA: Anything over this.
cathidor: remember the tank spider that you went out of the arena into the void? that was great
kingyu: The door is no longer locked
Punchi: tricked lol
kingyu: now you can look at the normally locked door
Ourotheboros: owned
ClawBlade: dmc2 strikes again!
Punchi: this is so sad kaubocks play etc etc
ClawBlade: did you do the other character too?
Squirrel_Token: no
Squirrel_Token: not doing lucia
Ourotheboros: uhhh is this broken?
kingyu: It really looks like you should ground pound on that thing but it seems to do nothing
ClawBlade: yeah thats the correct choice
Netmonmatt: There's a second character??
cathidor: what other character
Punchi: the game is not complete until you have played lucia!!
Punchi: Fraudulent streamer!
Squirrel_Token: go up
Squirrel_Token: Try Flying
Ourotheboros: may it never be complete
Edmond_SA: this was mission 16?
mrthelazyone: Can you slam the big pulsing thing?
ClawBlade: iirc she has a different story too
thamazingfiona: does she go through the levels backwards or something?
Edmond_SA: You begin in the lobby of the building. Move toward the elevator doors to trigger a fight with a bunch of Bood Goats. Waste them all, then get into the eleavator.
Punchi: she goes through similar levels, sometimes different levels
thamazingfiona: i remember something silly like that
blazecgr: Helmbreaker from the balcony?
Edmond_SA: restart mission?
KalinDonn: did the game bug out
Squirrel_Token: fucking great deku tree this.
mrthelazyone: What a good video game
KalinDonn: lmao
ClawBlade: it was something like the game was originally for her
Ourotheboros: this appears to be a bug :/
mrthelazyone: Yayyyyy
ClawBlade: and they slapped dante on
KalinDonn: 10/10 game design
kingyu: nice
blazecgr: welp
Punchi: extremely cool and good
Fabulousvillain: i might be super wrong but i think you are suposed to know enemies into that blob by hiting them
ClawBlade: because they thought it wouldnt sell unless they made it dmc2
Fabulousvillain: but i may be really wrong
kingyu: So why is this DMC so bad?
Edmond_SA: Give it 5 minutes
Fabulousvillain: pretty much everything
Squirrel_Token: kingyu, it had a 6 month dev time
Squirrel_Token: the only gameplay is combat, the combat is bad
Squirrel_Token: oh
Squirrel_Token: press the action button
Netmonmatt: Ah, the Megaman X6 problem.
kingyu: The elevator hates you. It says no
Squirrel_Token: The button you don't use for anything else
Edmond_SA: uhhhhhhhhhh
Squirrel_Token: the door open button
mrthelazyone: Oh hey, you beat DMC2!
Kinetic_Gibbon: is this port just broken and no one knew because no one cares about this game
Fabulousvillain: games over you can play DMC3 now
Netmonmatt: Hit the context sensitive button?
Fabulousvillain: theres no story anyway
kingyu: have you tried R3 and L3???
mrthelazyone: Weird ending, but what can you do
Squirrel_Token: try it without moving?
Squirrel_Token: no...
Edmond_SA: Just found a forums post about someone having this issue
Edmond_SA: Did you try pressing Circle (O) to Inspect the door?
kingyu: I can't belive that would work but
Netmonmatt: Wait two minutes because it's the start of Metal Gear Solid 1?
Edmond_SA: so B?
Squirrel_Token: ha
Squirrel_Token: HA!
KalinDonn: lmao
mrthelazyone: WHAT
barkr: wha
Squirrel_Token: I WAS RIGHT
Netmonmatt: I N C R E D I B L E
CipherSigil: dissssssssssssstance
Netmonmatt: "Don't Worry"
Punchi: i don't believe you sorry
Edmond_SA: I AM THE SHITTY GAME WHISPERER
thamazingfiona: i believe you
kingyu: It could be that the button wouldn't work if it was in another animation
CipherSigil: there might have been an extremely specific spot because this is shoddy
Fabulousvillain: FUCK, i mean good job kaubocks yay
SpruceZeus: MORTF I N I S
Squirrel_Token: you can't open doors while moving, or else you'll dodge
Kinetic_Gibbon: ah a single pixel where the button works
KalinDonn: did you have to come to a full stop for it to work
Squirrel_Token: "This game is bad, exhibit 43"
ClawBlade: i have not played this game since it was new
Yggdrasil325: tieSilver tieGame
blazecgr: Ah. I remember now. that was actually a thing in the original release too.
Wolfcau: timOh
Squirrel_Token: slio9Skull
Netmonmatt: Man, you only get three swords and nothing else? Yikes.
ClawBlade: the good news is 3 whips ass
Punchi: 🅱️
kaiten80: I'm starting to think that maybe this game isn't very good?
thamazingfiona: 3 is everything this game is not
Netmonmatt: O R B
ClawBlade: and iirc the final boss in thisis super easy
Squirrel_Token: GET READY
Kinetic_Gibbon: fight orb
CipherSigil: SAVAGE GOLEM
Squirrel_Token: ARTIFICAL GAME EXTENSION
Fabulousvillain: why are the upgrades so expensive, i know that you get more money for style and shit but that shit is stupid expensive
Yggdrasil325: GAMEPLAY AS PUNISHMENT
kingyu: did you just get pulled in to a random encounter?
blazecgr: Hope you like combat!
Kinetic_Gibbon: thats a 100%
thamazingfiona: 69%
Yggdrasil325: 420%
Netmonmatt: I remember this part of Onimusha
bombasticc: did kaubocks win yet
Ourotheboros: these yoyo bone men are just trying to show you their moves!
Edmond_SA: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveGiantCrocodileBuddhaBar
Squirrel_Token: no, yeah, this is definitely the level with the three headed boss
thamazingfiona: oh man, that menu effect is stupid as hell
KalinDonn: you use it at a door in another part of the level
Squirrel_Token: gameplay as reward
bombasticc: AGONOF I N I S
Netmonmatt: It's so secret
Fabulousvillain: anyone rember how many levels are left, its like 3 4 more
Squirrel_Token: "reward"
Squirrel_Token: secret levels in 2 are sequential, no matter when you find them
thamazingfiona: there are 18 according to the wiki
kingyu: You found the first chaos emerald
Edmond_SA: ok so you have 2 missions left
Edmond_SA: it's all bossfights
KalinDonn: and not very good ones
Squirrel_Token: the first 2 suck, the last one is pretty good
Edmond_SA: oh god the impact sounds on these dudes are nasty
thamazingfiona: i mean same
kingyu: you'll need all 7 or Virgil will juggle them over his as he laughs at you
Squirrel_Token: like, your reward for getting to the last boss fight is getting to fight Virgil's 4th form
bombasticc: this is a cool room fuck you
Squirrel_Token: it's pretty fun, but it still controls like ass
Netmonmatt: B O S S R U S H
Edmond_SA: WELCOME TO DIE
KalinDonn: hey remember that awful boss
bombasticc: DON'T WORRY
Netmonmatt: Oh it's that one Dark Souls fight
Fabulousvillain: yay
KalinDonn: what if you had to fight him again for no reason
Netmonmatt: all of that one Dark Souls fight at the same time
blazecgr: Ah yes. Sparda's rival that you'd never know if you didn't read the FILES
Fabulousvillain: shitty nelo angelou
Edmond_SA: BOL VERK
bombasticc: i love resident evil
Netmonmatt: WHHHHHOOOOOOAH CAMERA
Edmond_SA: I'm not sure what's worse in this game, the camera or the kerning
Squirrel_Token: camera
kaiten80: Capcom does the best camera work in the video games
bombasticc: bol verk
piritsgap: *fwwosh * *aaaH* *fwoosh* *aaah*
Squirrel_Token: kerning is annoying, camera is frustrating
Edmond_SA: Just so you know, I'm clipping this.
thamazingfiona: Devil May Cry 2 everybody
Netmonmatt: Relieved?
Squirrel_Token: hooray rocket launcher
Crigit: Okay but seriously who signed off on this? How did this make it into the game?
Ourotheboros: thrilling rocket launch gameplay
bombasticc: boy this boss is not so hard when you have infinite stingers
Squirrel_Token: stun lock the honorable skeleton boss fight
Fabulousvillain: THE LOCK ON IS SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOUR FIGHTING, fucking Zelda solved that shit immediately
KalinDonn: missile launcher is good, as it turns out
bombasticc: lov 2 distort the worl
Squirrel_Token: being able to knock down anything smaller than a gorilla is useful in a 1 on 1 fight
Fabulousvillain: im not blaming you, that is just increadible to me
Netmonmatt: what is with Capcom and having boss fights with wolves you can cheese with a projectile move
Netmonmatt: literally Megaman X6 again
Netmonmatt: just Blizzard Wolfanged that idiot
blazecgr: enemies become less aggressive when they're off camera so congrats on breaking another boss
bombasticc: ABYSS GOAT
Squirrel_Token: the worst possible camera
Netmonmatt: That's... one way to deal with a bad camera??
thamazingfiona: okay, this is looking worse than i remembered
thamazingfiona: which is saying something
Squirrel_Token: hitting a cherub with a rocket launcher is so good
Netmonmatt: a multiple sacrilege pileup
thamazingfiona: we made the room grosser
Squirrel_Token: just keep sinning, just keep sinning, just keep sinning, sinning, sinning
thamazingfiona: this doesn't look right because it looks right
Squirrel_Token: ZOOM ENHANCE
Netmonmatt: E N H A N C E G U N
bombasticc: hey kaubocks why are you still playing this
Edmond_SA: Go through this door into a twisted, blood-colored hallway. At the end of the hall, turn right, hack through the Mortfinis, and continue through the door to the left (not the one straight ahead, from where you came in).
Wolfcau: This is giving me motion sickness. I'm impressed.
Squirrel_Token: love pulling the right hand rule in my spectacle action game
Squirrel_Token: this game has the most recolors of any devil may cry game
bombasticc: shooting a missile at an offscreen enemy forever
Netmonmatt: just because you have this many GOATs does not make yourself a GOAT, DMC2
piritsgap: Rockets Will Fly
Squirrel_Token: reminds me of pokecapn and sonic 06
blazecgr: The rebirth of Rocket Man.
Squirrel_Token: how bad can it be, being answered and re-answered until literal nausea
Netmonmatt: ACTION SPIIIIIN
bombasticc: SHOW ME SHIVAS ASS
Squirrel_Token: it makes your guns blue
Netmonmatt: Wow, they're just.... element orbs for your super mode
Squirrel_Token: elements matter for this upcoming fight
Edmond_SA: I feel like I would derive some pleasure from watching people who go "it can't be that bad!" slowly descend into madness, but there's no pleasure here
Edmond_SA: Then leave the room and head back to where you got the last Sacrilege. It's elevator time!
CipherSigil: the soul reaver must be empowered by the elements
Netmonmatt: even the FAQ is snarking now
bombasticc: play soul reaver instead
Squirrel_Token: you didn't press circle at the last elevator. I think the ice orb is skippable
bombasticc: the first one
Squirrel_Token: I know i missed it
CipherSigil: i'm amazed that you can manage to navigate this
Squirrel_Token: you assume that if you did it right, the game would work
Edmond_SA: I think it's all bossfights from here on.
Squirrel_Token: there's your first mistake
TieTuesday: the good part is
TieTuesday: DMC3 is good
bombasticc: proof?
blazecgr: Coming from the guy that played saints row 2
KalinDonn: and now you're here
TieTuesday: so there is a light at the end of this boring easy bad tunnel
Netmonmatt: H D
KalinDonn: in the green zone
bombasticc: saints row 2 is good
Crigit: Ah yes, faceguy, your ancient nemesis.
thamazingfiona: dmc3 rules
Edmond_SA: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOOOOOOT
Squirrel_Token: Alright, Get Hype, this boss hella sucks
Crigit: He's the guy with the face, and also the other faces.
TieTuesday: there is some def aging in DMC3 but it's still very good
TieTuesday: some camera wonk for example but yeah PS2 action game
KalinDonn: so only one of these boss faces can take damage
Netmonmatt: who is this dingus
TieTuesday: Trimagia
TieTuesday: Trismagia*
Squirrel_Token: The game has a pretty interesting bestiary.
TieTuesday: beloved uhhhhhh crash bandicoot tie in
Netmonmatt: why is Azulmagia's crap brother dinking around in DMC2
Edmond_SA: TR I SMAG I A
Squirrel_Token: The Codex is the best part of this game, by far
bombasticc: trismagia......means THREE MAGIC
bombasticc: i'm a translator
Squirrel_Token: Three Mages
bombasticc: no fuck you
Fabulousvillain: yep this took maybe 5 minutes when i did it
Squirrel_Token: triple wizard challenges you to a scrim
bombasticc: white wizards cant jump
Netmonmatt: great a fight where you can't melee for a gigantic portion of it
Squirrel_Token: so, the ice head resists the ice bullets
Fabulousvillain: just make this section a bullet hell shooter or something fuck
Netmonmatt: D O N ' T W O R R Y
Squirrel_Token: the game expects you to go into a menu to be efficient, but lofl
thamazingfiona: the gun sounds like my sound driver crashed
bombasticc: i Love that it's his hands but they didnt change the sound at all
Squirrel_Token: Ice does not do more damage against the fire head. That would be crazy
Edmond_SA: can you uninstall DMC2 or is just one entry for the whole HD collection
cathidor: missile launcher sure does some good damage
piritsgap: oh my fucking god
Squirrel_Token: ha
bombasticc: hahahaha
thamazingfiona: wooooooooow
Fabulousvillain: 10/10
Netmonmatt: the whole ass
blazecgr: Legend
Ourotheboros: thrilling gameplay
thamazingfiona: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoringHumbleGiraffeJKanStyle
piritsgap: Their final attack is to regroup into one again, and shoot a mega blast from all mouths. Don't be tricked so easily, because this attack does not take the whole area (be careful when its life is low, because from here on, the Mega Blast does, sometimes, take the whole area). So look for a safe spot in the arena to escape. Then repeat the whole strategy to defeat it.
piritsgap: Also apparently only 1 head is the real one that can take damage (which you've basically figured out)
bombasticc: very helpful
bombasticc: "find somewhere safe! :D"
piritsgap: Afterwards, don't run into the portal immediately. Instead, inspect the chair in the room which will be another secret mission.
piritsgap: Yay wikis
Netmonmatt: You can dodge it, except when you can't!
bombasticc: DANTE: hnnnrgh...what's with this "chair?"
Edmond_SA: @thamazingfiona hahaha, I was just clipping the same thing
thamazingfiona: i'm guessing you can't even charge your bullets in this
bombasticc: i'll be back in a half hour and hopefully this boss will be at 1/3rd health
KalinDonn: you can only damage one head
Edmond_SA: https://clips.twitch.tv/DoubtfulSparklingClipzLitFam
KalinDonn: it's the only gimmick to the fight
mrthelazyone: It's triple andross
Squirrel_Token: reminds me a lot of final iblis
bombasticc: its no use
Netmonmatt: The worst bosses are the ones that are so edius that you only get hurt because you want to end the suffering sooner
Edmond_SA: you got any health items? may be worth it just to avoid fighting this asshole again
Edmond_SA: oh. no.
Netmonmatt: I tilted my head irl, not gonna lie
Edmond_SA: nooooooooooooooooooooope
Netmonmatt: You can go to the save point at least, but oof
Squirrel_Token: I wonder if being DT raises your defense at al
Squirrel_Token: It's okay to sound like you're not having fun. The game is not fun
bombasticc: oh no
thamazingfiona: yeah, no, i'd be getting tilted as hell
thamazingfiona: especially with how you're dying
blazecgr: yeah its not even funny bad. just bad.
Squirrel_Token: I think the lightning, you want to be in front of it
bombasticc: dont worry
Squirrel_Token: it looks like it's an outside circle attack
Squirrel_Token: Yay!
Fabulousvillain: why
Fabulousvillain: WHY
Edmond_SA: eat a diiiiiiiiiiiick
cathidor: good enough
Fabulousvillain: WHY did it kill him that time
blazecgr: get rektd three magic
bombasticc: PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Squirrel_Token: and then the level just ends and you get warped out
Squirrel_Token: good
Edmond_SA: 2 bossfights
Squirrel_Token: last two chapters are 90% boss fight
Fabulousvillain: the last two are just bosses right
KalinDonn: these next two are just bosses
Squirrel_Token: the first one blows 100% ass
bombasticc: bad news it's this same boss three times
Squirrel_Token: the second one is cool, but hard. But like, legit hard
blazecgr: never underestimate dmc2's ability to disappoint.
Fabulousvillain: and one is Arius again
Fabulousvillain: is that even a spoiler
Squirrel_Token: I thought only Lucia fights 2nd and 3rd form arius
Edmond_SA: Hahahaha How Are Bosses Real Hahahaha Just Go Into DT Hahahaha Like Hold Down Fire
bombasticc: wow, kiryu really got old after yakuza
Squirrel_Token: Is Arius a racist caricature?
Ourotheboros: this guy is having a great time tieGasm
thamazingfiona: i hate it already
Fabulousvillain: I forgot his voice changes out of nowhere
Squirrel_Token: fake coin
blazecgr: the only good part of the game coming up
Squirrel_Token: dante's coin has trishe on one side. And trishe on the other
KalinDonn: this boss is the same as last time
Edmond_SA: if you look closely, those ladies have Lucia's weapons and moveset
Edmond_SA: LORE.
bombasticc: bang bang bang pull my devil butthole
Squirrel_Token: HMMM
Ourotheboros: gotta have a cozy little rest
Ourotheboros: Keeeng!
Squirrel_Token: I forgot that fight
bombasticc: OH SHIIIIIT
bombasticc: HARDCOOOOOOORE
Fabulousvillain: YEEEAAAAHHH
Netmonmatt: WAIT WHAT
Edmond_SA: 1 MINUTE 16 SECONDS
Squirrel_Token: That's not what we meant when we said 2 bosses left
blazecgr: There
blazecgr: only good part
Netmonmatt: DANTE WHERE WAS THAT SNARK EARLIER
Squirrel_Token: 2 more bosses left
Fabulousvillain: damn that was good Kaubocks, youre so good at videogames
piritsgap: This game would have been a lot easier if it had a Heaven or Hell mode
thamazingfiona: he said "here's your crown" then shot him in the torso
Edmond_SA: FLIP A COIN FOR IT
bombasticc: its everyones good buddy lucia
thamazingfiona: you're supposed to shoot them in the head when you say that
Ourotheboros: sounds good
bombasticc: look, shes cute
Squirrel_Token: Lucia is an artificial demon made by arius
Netmonmatt: the trUTH IIIIIS
bombasticc: you have a knife lucia
Squirrel_Token: she actually has a story if you play as her
bombasticc: -when-
bombasticc: its 100% run
Squirrel_Token: unlike dante who kind of just goes everywhere
KalinDonn: yeah but then you have to play dmc2
Squirrel_Token: tru
Edmond_SA: Now you get to fight an even bigger building
Ourotheboros: Dante's story is truer to the spirit of this game
bombasticc: cowardbauks
Fabulousvillain: if you want a worse time play lucia
piritsgap: Do controllers for modern systems still have that vibration? Because I never thought it was good and always annoying
Squirrel_Token: lucia's story mode is 5 chapters shorter
Ourotheboros: "Ehh close enough." -Demons Probably
bombasticc: can usually turn it off pirits
Squirrel_Token: don't play it, but you should have played it instead
bombasticc: *~devils never cry*~
piritsgap: ahahahahhahahaha
bombasticc: yesss
Edmond_SA: @Kaubocks are you ready for THE REVEAL.
KalinDonn: it is double heads
Wolfcau: Yeah it's the same figure on both sides.
bombasticc: NO IDIOT THE DEMON WORLD JUST OPENED
Squirrel_Token: double trishe
Squirrel_Token: so, this is the final point for dante
mrthelazyone: Does she ever show up again?
Edmond_SA: who? :V
Squirrel_Token: this is the last time we see Dante in the human world
Squirrel_Token: until DMC5
bombasticc: yeah but who cares
Squirrel_Token: It's important
bombasticc: ok
Squirrel_Token: Because, this game was so bad, capcom kept pushing it further and further into the Lore future
Squirrel_Token: and pretending it didn't exist
Fabulousvillain: by the way that coin might be double sided
Squirrel_Token: Surprise, the penultimate boss is: Re-using Assets
blazecgr: Ultimate Boss Rush
bombasticc: this is the final boss of dark souls 2 what the hell
Netmonmatt: WOAH
Squirrel_Token: DENIED
KalinDonn: this boss is basically all guns
cathidor: wow, so many health bars
Squirrel_Token: There is a secret to this boss
Edmond_SA: Wait, that's Nightmare's attack
blazecgr: Oh yeah bad idea to get close. that spread shot will kill you instantly.
bombasticc: mods change my name to ARGOSEX THE CHAOS
cathidor: there's gotta be like 6 health bars of repetition
Squirrel_Token: there's a spot you can stand, where you can hit most bosses with the rocket, and they can't hit you
KalinDonn: three of the 5 forms you can just stand in the corner of it's range and not take damage
Edmond_SA: flock off feather face
thamazingfiona: oh hey, i know that attack
Edmond_SA: how did that miss you
thamazingfiona: only dumber because it's in this game
Squirrel_Token: its hitbox turns off before the animation finishes
Squirrel_Token: so if you don't dodge, and are far back, it will miss
Edmond_SA: yesssssssssssss
cathidor: nice
Edmond_SA: CHEESE IT
piritsgap: hahaha
KalinDonn: yup
TheJelloMaster: nice
KalinDonn: this is how you cheese this boss
Ourotheboros: Argosax the steamy pile
Squirrel_Token: ah, good times
Squirrel_Token: shooting a minotaur with guns
Edmond_SA: this game doesn't deserve being played
KalinDonn: not at all
KalinDonn: continuity
Squirrel_Token: try SMG
piritsgap: looks like it
cathidor: and this one is just a tentacle
Squirrel_Token: remember the squid?
Squirrel_Token: Yeah you do
blazecgr: I'm not in this game anymore! Rock on!
Squirrel_Token: it introduced you to poison
Squirrel_Token: It was after getting the running crest?
piritsgap: cheesus christ
Fabulousvillain: i think the squid was the first boss that made the game go from haha this sucks to this is fucking awful
Squirrel_Token: squids are like plants, but in the ocean
Edmond_SA: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrypticRoundPizzaOpieOP
Edmond_SA: type GUN TO SHOOT
cathidor: shoot gun
bombasticc: the last time i used my hands so much i was
bombasticc: CRANKING ONE OFF
KalinDonn: time to reflect on this good game
blazecgr: Not like you're in any danger
bombasticc: right games
bombasticc: gamers*
Fabulousvillain: its ya boy phantom
Fabulousvillain: guess they didnt have time to remake Griffon as a boss
Squirrel_Token: go, gorilla
Netmonmatt: MORE O R B
cathidor: at least these yell orbs remove some of the fog
thamazingfiona: https://clips.twitch.tv/KindApatheticSalmonKappaWealth
Fabulousvillain: also depth perception
Squirrel_Token: Alright, final boss time
Ourotheboros: the most powerful battle cry
Squirrel_Token: this boss is hard. This boss is good.
Fabulousvillain: hey do you like soul calibur?
Squirrel_Token: You're still playing the worst DMC with the worst controls, but you can now use your sword
Squirrel_Token: look, only 2 health bars even
thamazingfiona: the despair of this game embodied
cathidor: what is this, some sort of person made of fire
Fabulousvillain: this boss actually could be cool if the controls didnt suck
Squirrel_Token: Don't treat this like a DMC2 boss
cathidor: you have items, you know, just in case you forgot
thamazingfiona: and i don't think i would blame you for quitting
KalinDonn: he doesn't take damage from the only thing you've been able to use the entire game
Netmonmatt: using items before they understand the fight is a bad idea since they don't come back on reload
Squirrel_Token: 100% fair.
Netmonmatt: Yeah that
cathidor: oh, fair enough
thamazingfiona: they stay used between continues
piritsgap: hahaha
Fabulousvillain: the idea is dodge alot
Netmonmatt: TURNS OUT THEY ARE WEAK TO GUN
blazecgr: welp
Squirrel_Token: Dang
KalinDonn: rip
Netmonmatt: good finale
Squirrel_Token: so, yeah this totally works
Ourotheboros: Game!
cathidor: yeah that was good
Edmond_SA: BULLETS. MY ONLY WEAKNESS.
Squirrel_Token: but you can also actually fight this honorably, I shit you not
blazecgr: just evil guns
Squirrel_Token: I wasn't JUST fucking with you
Netmonmatt: yeah alright
Squirrel_Token: and after this Dante stays in hell forever
cathidor: return into the triangle dimension, flame person
Squirrel_Token: like, 16 years
Fabulousvillain: The end, no moral
Edmond_SA: WHAT IS THAT ENDING
Fabulousvillain: or point
KalinDonn: the end
TheJelloMaster: huh?
Netmonmatt: THAT'S IT?!
Edmond_SA: this fucking game I swear
cathidor: yep
cathidor: that's all
CipherSigil: and then he meets garcia fucking hotspur
Squirrel_Token: THE END
Ourotheboros: Next Challenge, play a better game
Squirrel_Token: not even two hours
SpruceZeus: well i know *I'm* crying
Squirrel_Token: You unlocked denim
Netmonmatt: is... that a product tie-in
Squirrel_Token: yes
thamazingfiona: https://clips.twitch.tv/MotionlessTemperedStrawberryRuleFive
Edmond_SA: product placement, baby
Netmonmatt: did the game just soap shoes at you
Squirrel_Token: Yes
cathidor: it's him, diesel may cry
KalinDonn: next time: a good game
Ourotheboros: Denim may cry
Squirrel_Token: they knew the game wouldn't sell, so they got product placement
Squirrel_Token: Thank you for Streaming!
Netmonmatt: so this motorbike he runs off in is in the DMC5 trailer, that now suddenly makes sense
Edmond_SA: o/
Fabulousvillain: yay you can play 3 now without any speculation of this
Squirrel_Token: I think half the game's budget and development went into the cutscene of that demon building
SpruceZeus: 'how it holds up' implies that there was ever a time when this game seemed good
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