Youtube daily MRE May 13 2018

You must have thought that this....

is French flag of surrender... but it is not!

This is tablecloth

Since we are having great cuisine today....

it is imperative to have things nice and tidy.

There are going to be top french chefs cuisine here today

So we prepared nicer layout.

My name is Mario...You are watching Crombat Rations

Welcome to new video by Crombat.. French combat ration!

MEnu no.9 of French armed forces.

Regular army,marines, air force maybe....

And French foreign legion... (we have it confirmed by legionare) are using this rations!

Legion also uses one other type, we filmed it also...there will be link in description-

RCIR - ration de combat individuelle rechaufable. Rehaetable individual combat ration.

You can use the heater few times.

Menu no.9 . Without pork!

It is for islam people and other people that have religious restrictions.

Chili con carne and salmon salad.

Water purifying tablets included.

It has around 2 kilos

Very rich and interesting package and most importantly very tasty

Especially the pate

Pate is extraordinary

I was never big pate fan

As you can see

Cardboard box.Strong.

Best before date is summer 2020. We got it tnx to Julian.

Thank you Julian

We can start opening stuff

Muesli

Soup.Just like in Croatian package.

Fruit jelly

Isotonic beverage

Caffe and cocoa powder

Butt wipe

Biscuits, these are awsome!

There are 3 types.Choco, salty and wholegrain.

Can of caramela.

You can grab it with biscuits!

''Rozhata'' What?

I don't know what that means( we have many language barriers inside our own language)

Your football team lost to hood team from Zagreb.... (Hajduk vs. Rudeš)

Guys had few beers and tore Hajduk apart...

I don't wanna hear from you whole video...

We will speak when we come home...

Don't laugh you homo...

Sweetie....

This is duck pate.

These are sweets you get in package

Again....the smell of carcass...

''Could it be you'' No it is not dude...

Wherever we go carcasses follow....

This is second location.And the one before also had terrible carcass smell

Anyway... sweets...

Coffee, fruit, isotonic, nougat, dark choco...

They love sweets a lot obviously

Chili con carne and salmon salad.

Salmon is eaten cold and chili is eaten hot.

( Marijan can't focus... cameras or anything)

We will use box for litter

We won't be like those people that leave garbage in forest.

We never leave anything behind in forest.Forest are breast of nature.

Where are my beverages....there are no beverages today...

I got spoiled by german and british rations.They pack loads of beverages.

So the bag contains...

What is this....

Cocoa powder beverage

Salt'n'peppa

You get Sugar daddy. (Daddy sucre- it really is called like that)

Those pervy french...

You get mint tea and one black tea.

And you get two coffee's

Lets open up biscuits

3 salt 3 choco 2 wholegrain

we will take some and save the rest

Breakfast, the most important meal of the day

Can last till 2020

So no fear of getting sick

No fear of anything

Pate is great even visually

It is not creamy like regular pate

But is filled with big chunks of meat

Looks very good in any case

Dude this is awesome...

You go to army expecting bad food....

you get duck/goose pate....

Wanna try?

I am gonna stuff myself up with food...and what then?

And later we planned to eat a lamb...

We had to relocate again....

We heard german troops so we had to relocate....

It is no joke...

When germans come it is game over...

What is obvious in french ration is that everything is very colorful

Probably some french psyops

everything is bursting with colors

Lets check out main meals.One is heating in the sun because we are not supposed to light any fire in the woods

Salmon salad does not need to be heated.

Salmon, pasta and stuff

It is eaten cold.At least the menu sheet said so

Some sort of soup is on top

I'll remove it.

You see the salmon pieces

I spill stuff again...

This is what the French are fighting for? I would also....

Salmon? In a military ration?

Our guys made it to beans with sausage...

These guys put salmon....

And of course there was an ostrich menu in one ration (link in desc.)

You really have to love your army...

This is very emotional for me....When army really loves it soldiers...

And it is not like Eva tunefish (croatian brand)

Where you get minced pieces of fish...

these are chunks of salmon

Chunks!

I know that Croatian army can't have salmon...

But arrange some tune fish for them...not only sardines....

Isotonic beverage...

Looks like white powder

Filled with electrolytes

Smells like mens locker room

But thats how electrolytes are

I have white under my nose?

Can you smell it? Yes I can.It is carcass again.. mmmmmm

It is isotonic and terrible...

You can have it all.Salmon and great beverages...

It happens when you hand out FREE meal....

Chili con carne.Oui Chef. Fabricated 2016 best before 2020

300 grams of food like in the other can

Those two can be nice filling lunch and dinner

You add some biscuits in equation

But this can be a standalone meal. Very filling

You can see the red beans....

also meat and vegetables and stuff....

Looks tasty

Taste is good.Not artificial!

Like a regular civilian can. Good taste

Beans are tasty

Taste has some saltiness and peppernes to it...

French have by far, along side brits, mastered military rations

And in my opinion have the best tasting food

Tractor incoming again I'll have to move....Caramel

I think it should be heated up.

To become more soft like pudding

Great Chef

Always has

many aces up his sleeve, or hat in this case...

Muesli

It is not like you need an explanation

Plum jam...

jam...some sort of...

Jelly

Extra sweet although

Fruit nougat bar...

Nougat creme filled with pieces of sugared fruits

Also very interesting...

We have...

Another fruit bar....

My tooth broke....

''Did you spit it out'' Aha ''Do you need it'' no, I will buy another one....

Caffee energy bar

Very smooth

Has very intense coffee smell

We have energy cereal bar

Last thing

Dark chocolate bar

70 percent cocoa

To conclude

Today nothing went as planned, but

But it is like: ''Mario how's life?''

Nothing goes as planned

so nothing new happened actually

Except 4 relocations, broken tooth, carcasses all over....

Except that everything is cool...