Youtube daily is the new May 13 2018

SLINK: And the guy survives for three whole days,

eating nothing but bark and worms!

It's the best show ever!

RATTLES: I don't get it.

Why doesn't he just go inside and make himself a sandwich?

Because it's called The Backyard Survivor.

He survives using only what he finds in his backyard.

Does he have a grill?

He could make burgers if he had a grill.

No, he doesn't have...

(sighs)

You're missing the whole point!

MOLLY: Okay, you lily-livered laggards!

Listen up!

We have a mission.

Nice use of alliteration.

"The Lookout Mountain Hotel."

Are we going to protest it?

Do they underpay their staff?

It burned down in 1933.

Are we going to travel back in time and protest it?

Cool!

No!

We're going to hike to the ruins

and claim it as Tough Customer territory.

Why?

"Why"?

Because it'll be an adventure.

Look, it's only half an hour away.

This is a pretty old brochure.

You think the map's still accurate?

Sure.

My grandma gave it to me

and she used to go there all the time as a kid.

Hey! We could film our own reality show:

The Hike Survivors.

I was going to organize my sock drawer, but...

Okay, I'm in.

Hm...

C'mon, Rattles.

What's the matter?

You "afwaid"?

I'm not afraid of anything!

Okay, maybe one thing.

But it's not spooky ruins.

All right!