*Wapshh!* Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back...
To Bendy and the Ink Machine! We're into Chapter Four now, the last one we did was this one: the Rise and Fall,
Uh, which I wasn't a huge fan of, the first two chapters I really, really liked.
Third chapter, I felt like it kinda dragged out a bit too much. So hopefully, Chapter Four is a step back in the right direction. We did get to meet some new characters last time. Well,
..."meet." (lol)
For real. And I was in the last one! I was in the last chapter (Good job Jackaboi), I was Shawn Flynn.
*in character* "I don't know what all the fuss is about!"
You know? Didja' hear that voice? That was *MEEE!* I was in the game!
Not in this chapter, though. Sorry spoilers, I know!
My b! ("my bad")
But hopefully Bendy is in it! What do you think, Spider-Man? (I don't know no shit dude, dafuq?)
He doesn't talk, he's made of rubber...
Aren't we all? ;)
I'm stalling for time as I look at the black screen. Maybe it's.. (audio from first game begins playing)
symbolic? ("Alright Joey... I'm here...")
("Let's see if you can find what you wanted me to see.")
Chapter Four: Colossal Wonders!
Like my pENI-- (just no.) *OKAY!* Is there subtitles that I can turn on? I have no mouse cursor.
Fantastic, that's fine, I don't really mind about that anyway! Let's move along.
*reading poster* "Bendy in Sheep Songs!"
Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool? See, it's symbolic, because it's ink! (lol)
Bacon soup! We've had a BUNCH of that already, started up the day! I call that the American blend! (WE KNOW THAT IDIOT!)
*reading* "Grant Cohen, Management Offices or Archives." (subtitles by GuitarheroDemon Let's Plays and And More SUB PLEASE!)
Can I even go this way? (YEP!) *reads* "Work Hard, Work Happy!"(that does not sound right AT ALL!!)
Work hard, play harder! (Like my pENI-- wait, we went over this joke, haven't we?)
Okay.. What's up, Bendo?(more like....nevermind!)
Oooooh.. (dissolves into creeped out laughter)
All work and... Hah,
All work happy, and... no play happy makes... (dafuq are you saying?)
...this guy a fuckin' lunatic!(OHHHH GOT REKT BY JACK OHH!)
*Jack plays audio. Audio consists of the sounds of demons screaming. Jack is sp00ked.*(the fuk?!)
*Audio stops.* Ah, the miracle of childbirth!(ayyyy!!!)
All right, so he turned into a demon, anyway..
*to clock* Bendy, you doin' the backpack kid dance? What does it even say here? It says a lot about money. Money, taxes..
There's.. 48,128 dollars(dam that's alot) written everywhere. "Doesn't add up..." I know, right?(agreed)
Taxes! Who needs 'em? *silly* DA GOVERNMENT? (o shit, ur right.)
Alright, movin' on.(to where tho??)
*Did* he turn into an inko?(yes???)
..Probably. *freaked out groan* Ughhh, I'm all.. uh, heebie-jeebied now.
(Henry: "Definitely something missing here.") Okay, I saw that! It was on the ground back in the office!
Don't NOTHIN' come out and spook Jack, now, okay? Big Jack doesn't like the spooks!(if anyone come near jack,jack's gonna scream them to death,and boi,jesus knows how to pick the loud ones.)
There it is, I know, I saw it! I was clickin' on it and everything, 'cause I knew it was probably.. in.. *jokingly* INFORMANT!(sick joke dude!)
Boris? I can't remember how the last episode ended. Did Boris die?(no,why would you say that?)
*door swings open with a creak*(HORROR MOVIE BISH)
Oh, NOOO... INK STRIPPERS!(UMM WAT?!) (Can I toss sum money?)
SURPRISE! Guys, you shouldn't have! My birthday's not for another month! ...Plus.. eight.(it's ok jack)
Mmkay..(that is some creepy music right there)
Know when the people who are in a cult say, "It's not a cult!"? It's kind of a big sign that it's a cult...
Hello? I *really* like that depth of field effect, that's *very very* nice!(again i agree)
Good job, who ever programmed that!(good job!!!)
That's *super* pleasing to my eyeballs! (Those bootiful bluez.)
Well, this place looks important! Hello? It's me! Jackaboy! Your savior! *click*
(Susie (Alice): "They told me I was perfect for the role.")
("Absolutely perfect.")(PLUS what a bootiful voice you have there)
("Now Joey's going around saying things behind closed doors... I can always tell..") Joey!
("Now he wants to meet again tomorrow. Says he has an "opportunity" for me?")
("I'll hear him out. But if that smooth-talker thinks he can double-cross an *angel* and get away with it?")(u got rekt joey,have any comeback?)
("*chuckle* Well, oh, he's got another thing coming.")
("Alice? Ooh, she doesn't like liars.") Hmm...!(wait if im a liar no one will ever like me -Jane-small stuff aka me)
Also heard she doesn't like her coffee *black,* so I don't know if me and Alice are gonna get along!
HeLLO?
..Hearing something...(im hearing your bootiful voice jack im not a pervert okay just sayin')
Maybe the sound of my own brain eatin' itself alive inside my head!(im imaging that right now,its horrible!)
"Private." Okay! *tries to go inside*(it said PRIVATE)
*Jack pulls book out of shelf. Light on door lights up.*
(Henry: "So that's how it works.") Ah, okay. More books to push! (Going back to them good ol' retro horror movies)
There's two lights! (we can count y'know?)
Two lights is good, two lights is progress! You know what's more progress than two lights?
*Loud noise as jumpscare begins.* FFFAAA--AAAAHAAHA!(THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!,now i spit my water,fook)
THREE LIGHTS! THREE LIGHTS IS MORE PROGRESS!(TIS MY FUKING EAR!!,DANG IT JUMSCARE)
*Nervous laughter/panting* Heh...ehuehuehueheu!
WHAAA*h*AT?! Oh my fuckin' LORD!
*Laughing*
I'm fine!(good!)
Steely look! Steely Dan! Okay, I need two more. I don't *want* any more though! (again, I agree)
Oh, mercy!
*Startled(?) groan as Jack realizes ink figures are gone* ...They're gone!(magic!)
Where'd they go, Bendo?
Okay, you've never done stuff like that before! You've never put jumpscares like that into the game before!
Ohhh, I've never shit my pants like that before either, so I guess it's a day of firsts!
Maybe the b-- oH GOD, *nervous chuckle* He was there already, I'm getting jumpscared by stuff that was already in the enviorment!
*Jack braces for a jumpscare as he pulls out another book*
Okay, we're fine!(I'm not!)
*Jack braces yet again as he pulls out another book*
Don't do it!
Don't do it! *reads new objective* "Enter the Darkness!"
My favorite Bruce Lee movie!
Well, this is cavernous and sparse.
There is no way that that room led off into this!
*Sees Bendy cutout and laughs* *silly* "Huh, HEY! HI! YOU WANT A CUP O' JOE?!" No, Bendy! Stay over there!
*Hmm noise.*
Reminds me of my favorite porno movie! *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*(wat)
*singsong* Everything's lagging! *normal* Is that you? Is that your doing? Can I have an axe to destroy you again? That's always fun!(jack are u a murderer!?!)
(Henry: "I can get across if here if I find a way to fix this.") How do you know it's broken?(he tested it...)
*reading new objective* "Repair the Bridge." Okay.
*Weird flickery noises*
*Jack flips switch.*
*Machine begins to open.*
Ah, Hydraulic Press! My favorite YouTube channel!
Eugh!
Don't like that! Siphon it off, get it out of my face! Eugh, it smells like Grandmom!
*weirded out* UMMMM, OHH, WHAAAAT?(JACK!!!)
EUGH! (my new fave porno)
*Jack stares at the goop he got from the monster in disgust and shock*
WHAT DID I DO? I just pulled.. a big, ugly pimple off that black monstrosity's back!(heh....yeah)
And I'm carrying it around like a small, little...
...Muck Pokemon!
Smear it on the utensils! Put it in here. Oh, okay, I actually *did* have to put it in there!
*reading logo as machine does something* "Gent."
*Jack stares as machine spits out a coffee mug.*(wat the fuk,how!?!)
*silence*
Um... Excuse me? *laughing*
It shat out a cup!
*noise of realization*
Do I want a clock? Do I want a *dog bone*?!
I do want a dog bone. Okay, we need a cog.
Got it, just let me go pull pimples off, um..
BlackJack back here.
Maybe it's just made out of of licorice!
It's *so* gross! Why? What?! I HATE that.
This is how fetishes are born!(science!)
Give me cog-o! (Youtube: "Give me cock oh")
Thank you, creepy...ink printer!
*Stammering* Uh, what? Oh, there we go. Fix-ed?(fixed...)
Okay, keep your peepers peepled, people!(that rhymes)
I'mma' just go out on a limb here and say that none of this is making any sense to Jack-o.
Ooh, it sounds so gross!(still cool tho)
Maybe this is all just one giant anti(ş̸̭̠͚̭͈̾͐̈̃̏̿̓͝͝͝e̵̩̻̮͙̹͚͈̎͜ͅp̸̻̈́t̵̨͉͉͎̖̣̓́̈́͒i̸̞̺̯̊̄̓̄̋͋̿c̶͖̪̆e̸̼̤̭̯̗̭̯̮͍̩̓̽͗̇̍ỷ̷͓̝̜̪̪͌̏̀̓̈́̏̔͝ȩ̵̡̨̳̬̱͚̿̓̈ͅ)-smoking commercial and it's showing you all the tar that's in your lungs.
*loud noise of sp00k*(i almost fell of my chair)
OOOOKAY! I PROMISE I'LL NEVER TAKE UP A PACK OF MARLBROS!!11!
*dramatic music intensifies considerably*
*Henry steps out of cart.*
Oookay... DON'T DO THAT!
*Jack checks neck* I'm okay! For a second there.. *Nugget voice* For a second there, I thought I mighta' died!
*door opens obnoxiously loudly*
*sassy Jackaboy noise in response to long creepy hallway*
Let's see: the bottomless pit or creepy corridor of death? (neither, pls)
Creepy corridor, I-- FFFUH! HAHA, I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I JUST STEPPED INTO A BROTHEL IN AMSTERDAM! THAT'S ALL IT WAS!(again really?)
*loud jumpscare ends*
Nah, nevermind, I'm just hallucinating after the drugs I took! That's okay, as long as the hands aren't REALLY there, then i'm fine.(don't do drugs,OKAY!?)
*machinery noises*
(Alice: "I see you there, my little errand boy.")(it jack,alice,JACK I SAY)
(Alice: "Your angel is always watching.")
("What is it that keeps you going?")(art)
A really good book! ("Is it the thrill of the hunt? The thirst for your freedom?") No, burgers!
("or perhaps, You're just looking for a little, friendly wolf...")
*whisper -ish yell* BORIS!
("Better hurry, errand boy.") *Kratos voice* BOY! ("Boris is having trouble staying in one piece.")
Don't you DARE touch my B-boy!
Ooh, *reading* "Alice Angel: Sent From Above." Well--
Technically, yeah, that sounded like where her voice was coming from, but..
Man, she SUUUUCKS...(dick...no...okay)
*reading* "Work Hard, Work Happy." You know what? I'm sick of your nonsense!
Stop.. dealing in propagandas!
This does NOT look like a factory. Plus--
Isn't this like a factory for cartoons?
Don't think...
I don't think the Walt Disney company started off with caverns and chasms!
Maybe they did. What do I know?
Ahh..
*music plays off record*
(Ink Man: "He always finds me! Oh no!") SQUIDWARD!(the racist one)
(Ink Man: "I just wanna go home! When do we go home?")(now i guess)
("When do we go home?!")(i feel bad for him )
I'm telling you man, Zoidberg looked better in the last Bender!
*creak*
OHH NOOO.. Are you gonna make me hide?
Don't like that. Can't I just sit here, sip tea, and listen to my Bendy record?!
How do you ever play a record if it's BENDY? (ba dum tss)
*loud noise of sp00k pt 3*
(Sean.....buddy calm down....u okay,man?
*Sean? You okay there buddy?*
UHH, SORRY WRONG DOOR!
*whispering* What the fuck?!(same reaction there buddy)
*floorboards creaking and ink dripping*
HI! *no response*
What's goin' on?!
*reading* "He will set us free. It's time to believe." What happened to you all?! You've all got, like, Zoidberg faces!
Aw, that depth of field is so satisfying to look at.
I'm a sucker for depth of field in games. In anything, really. So that's *super* pleasing!
Good job!
Hi. Aww, you look sad.(i feel bad)
*reading* "No Angels! He will set us free." *Jack notices crying figure* What's up?
*Ink figure sobs loudly*(i'mma cry,I FEEL BAD,OKAY!)
Someone used you to write in their notebook, didn't they? That's the problem with being an ink monster!
*Henry/Jack climbs into vent*
Oh, God! *sister location intensifies*
*yelling* I'M NOT GOOD WITH TIGHT SPACES, GUYS!
I'm really not, I hate them! Tha- *sigh* I guess you would call me claustrophobic. Feels horrible!
Hey, Bendy! *jumpscare for the 1000 times* dUH--HI!
REAL BENDY!(there are two,RUN!!!)
*weird monster noises as Bendy claws at vent shaft* *Jack sighs in disgust and surprise*
Bendy's like a healthcode violation!
We're never getting our safe deposit back!(dang it)
*whispers*its making that noise
Ohh, don't like that.
Don't like that!
This is where somebody in the movie theater'll be like "NO, DON'T GO IN THERE!"(that the horror movies do)
*Jack braces himself*
Okay!
You know how they say 'curiosity killed the cat?' Yeah, curiosity also killed the Jack
(just no)
Hey, that's not so bad!
Aw, look at Bendy!
He has a little fireman helmet on! *reads* "Dreams come true." Do they? DO they?(they don't,*cries*)
*reads* "Storage 9."
My dream is to get out of this place. *reading* "Come up and see me." Hey, no problem!
Let's just.. walk up past the *questionable* fluids that are falling from the ceiling!(not *creepy* at all)
Mkay.. *looking at pictures on wall* Train.. Carnival.. *Lighthouse?*
*Jack plays audio tape.* (Betrum: "For forty years, I've built attractions that *stagger* the imagination!"
("Colossal wonders such as the world has never seen!")
("I have earned my legacy with sweat.")
("But right in front of everyone...")
("High level investors. Wall Street tycoons,")
("The urban tactless Joey Drew introduces me, the great Betrum Piedmont, as Bertie.")
("Like I was his child!") *Jack laughs*
("You may be paying me, Mister Drew, but you don't own me! I'll build you a park bigger than anything YOU could ever concieve!") Mmmh!
("But before you go taking any bows, Mister Drew, know that this grand achievement will belong to me, and to me alone.") *Tape ends*
Interesting. So he was trying to make Bendy Park.
He's like, trying to make his own Disneyland. This looks exactly like something from Cuphead! When you're fightin', uh..
The clown? Beppi? (can you back this up, MatPat?)
Alll right, Storage 9 is opened, but..
*Nervous laughter*(heh...heh...b-beware..)
Horror tropes are flaring up in my brain!
*reads* "Almost there." That was not there on the way, was it? Was it? Did I miss it?(yes,u missed it....)
*whispering* Just go, just go. Fuck this, fuck this.. Oh, it's *real* dark in there.
Oh, it's fine. *buzzing* Ohh, it's not fine! It's not fine at all!(u said it was FINE!)
*reads in shock* "BENDY HELL"?!
As in hell, that's just like, *weird voice* "HWOAH, WACKY!" Hello, Mr Ink Man!
That sign is cool, though.
*Henry/Jack clocks in* (Henry: "Better get overtime for this.")
*Jack laughs*
That's what you're worried about, dude? Overtime? Look at that depth of field!
Now I'm abusing it 'cause I like how it looks!
Oh, this is a hide-and-seek environment if I've ever seen one.
Jesus Christ, look how creepy that is!
*Jack's noises of pure horror*
Oh my darling children, what is wrong? (everything is wrong :'^))
*creepy voice* "FEEEED ME FATHER, FEEEED ME! WE NEED SUSTENANCE!"
Mmmkay, fuckin' mouse hole.
Oh, this is where the fun begins!
(Henry: "This haunted house seems like the way to go, but it's gonna need some power. Hang in there, Boris. I'm coming!")
What's making sounds? *reads New Objective* "Power the Haunted House." Okay, so, all the cables go to a specific place!
Ah! Bacon soup! Delicious! Ooh, this thing opened.
(Wally Frank: "These guys down in the warehouse get to play games all day, while I'm stuck cleaning after 'em!")
("They keep locking themselves out of the old back room!")
("So I says to 'em, 'Look guys,' I says. 'You're smart, right? Here's an idea.'")
("Why not make these games up to knock open the door if ya' win? It'll be fun for you guys, and it'll save me the trip down here everyday.")
("They went for it like a dog to pot roast! I tell ya', if these guys don't start realizin' who the *real* genius is, I'm *outta* here!") *Jack laughs*(sassy,dude,sassy)
All right, let's do shooty bang bang. Oh God.
Got it, got it, got it!
I'll have you know my aim is impeccable!
*silly voice* "THEY DON'T CALL ME JACK SHORT STRAW FOR NOTHIN'!"(hey im short...)
They actually don't call me that at all, but sHUT UP!
Boom, baby, that's how the dynamite goes!
What did I do?
Do I get anything for that? All right, let's do this one! I'm also *really* good at throwing games in real life as well.
*Jack throws le ball*(LMAO)
NOT IN THE GAME, APPARENTLY!(STILL,LMAO)
Okay, pressing left click, he just goes: *weak noise!* CAN I THROW ANY HARDER?!
*hah. nope.*
*'oh' of realization*
Maybe holding it works!
It seems very inconsistent, okay. I got this this time. Watch!
Nice!
(IM LITRALLY I CANT SPELL RIGHT NOE BUT WOW!!!!!!!!! JACK WOW LMAO!!!!!!!!!)
What the hell?! I held left click again!
Wait, did that count for somethin'? I'm not happy until I get all of them! Hold left click.
What?! Sometimes he throws hard, and sometimes he doesn't!
Okay, did I do anything by winning that game?
I don't think I did.(jack im sorry for laughing so hard im sorry)
*buzzing*
I can't do anything with these! Alllllrighty then! *Real* good!
Ah, he looks like the guy from Nier Automata! Or Auto*mat*a. What's his name? Zachary?
OOH!
HELL YEAH, LET'S POUND IT LIKE YOUR MOM! (ow, my feelings!)(jane-DUDE! WTF!)
What?!
How do I.. swing harder?!
He's just putting it down on his own!
Okay?
Pressing it at different times just does different things for some reason.
*Jack wins* (Alice: "Tell me, are you having fun? I'm sure Boris doesn't mind waiting for his rescue party.")(jack,u forgot boris)
Okay, um..
So pressing it swings the hammer, but pressing and holding and dragging down seemed to do it harder, that makes no sense! That's confusing.(physics,jack)
Whatever! I don't care, I did it.
What's this one, ooh!
The Bendy Game! No, I don't want to play the Bendy Game. The Bendy Game's scary! Wait, let's follow this cable...
That-- no, they all just go back to the same place.
Cool, cool, cool, cool... *COOOOOL.*
This place is a nightmare.
Oh, this door opened! Okay.
That's something at least. That's progress.
Ah, my favorite picture of a cog that I hung on the wall!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
WHAAAAT HAPPENED? EWWWW!
*grossed out noises*
(Henry: "That's one.")
Don't come to life! (x5)
Okay! *Jack clocks in.* (Henry: "Punching in!") Punching in, please!
All right, so this was obviously connected to something then, 'cause that door opened.
Let's see if something on the board lit up... Ding-ding-ding, winner!!
Okay, got it, now this door's open. Okay. Starting to make sense now! I know where I'm going, I know what I'm doing.
Ohhhhh...NO.(well sh*t)
(dialogue onscreen) *Jack screams as he knocks over a can and makes a noise*
Drink all the soup!
That didn't really work, did it? Okay, walk easy, walk nice!
I just gotta distract him.
Okay, they're pretty much distracted. Where's the thing I need to go to though?
That's a better question..
*machinery noises*
There we go! (x6)
Please no, please no, please no. I'm gone. I'm gone. I don't care. I don't care. I'm gone!
*Jack reacts to the figure crying in the corner again* Ah, God, seriously dude? Again? Get over it!
I was sad too when I found out they didn't have any other flavors of soup, but you don't see me humped over in a ...
tentacle face... crying.. (???)
Ewwww!
That a new character?
*reads* "The Creator lied to us." Oh God, he was building animatronics. For the park? For the park? FOR THE PARK?
(dialogue onscreen)
*Jack chuckles*
(dialogue onscreen)
Awh, don't say THAAAT.
I don't want, like, a weeping angel scenario. Also, here's another, er, "Gent" thing!
I'm movin'. I'm getting away from that thing. *referring to animatronic Bendy*
How am I supposed to get past them now?!
*Gurgling noises from Butcher Gang.*
*Jack throws tin.*
Oh, Christ!
There we go. There we go! That worked!
That worked a treat!
Nice! You guys are *sTUPIIIID.*
Is there something over that side?
Can't see anything worth interacting with over there. Just seems like there's more tins.
Oh, God. Is that blood?
Shit, how do we get out?
Thankfully, I have a million cans of bacon soup that I can throw around the place!
Look at the giant arm!
What size Bendy were ya' makin'? Don't answer that! I don't want to know the answer to that!
Just more tins.. Crap, do I have to go down there?!
*Jack blows his lips stressfully*
I don't like these runarounds! I'm gonna get caught.
Uh oh!
Uh oh, hE SAW ME, HE SAW ME, HE SAW ME!
I CAN'T RUN VERY FAST! YOU'D THINK YOU'D RUN FASTER WHEN THE DEMONS ARE AT YOUR FEET! Oh no..
Oh NO, oh CRAP.. *Ow noises*
Okay, I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone. I just have ink all over my face. That's fine!
I have bacon soup in my gut, and I'm ready to run!
LOOK OVER THERE GUYS! *Jack throws tin*
Oh my god, that actually worked. Oh my god, that actually worked! Oh, thank god!
There's two! Get rid of those cans, we don't need them anymore.
All right, what other monstrosity location opened up for me? Not that one.
Our friend is still up there. Sorry. I mistook you for the one that's always crying!
*reads* "Attraction Storage." Oh no. Looks like a Bullet Bill!
Ooooh.. eEEEEEWWWW.
Someone's seen better days, huh, buddy? ...My soup!
Wow, that's cool! *reads* "Darin' Duck Boats."
(dialogue onscreen)
*music intensifies*
(dialogue onscreen)
*doors close in room, merry-go-round begins to move*
OH GOD!
*merry go round flap opens and reveals dead(?) Bertrum*
EW, HE'S INSIDE IT!
OOOOOKAY, OOOOKAY!
This is weird! I don't like it, I don't like it! Okay! I'm making my way, I'm making my way! OOOOOOKAY!
LOOK AT HIS FACE INSIDE, EWWW!
There was a door over here, can I actually make it to that? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay, CALM DOWN SIR!
Oh, oh, OH, CRAP! Okay. Do I actually have to fight a BOSS right now? THAT'S SO CREEPY! *music is intensified*
Okay, okay, okay? I can't do anything with them. I need something to bash them with!
Maybe? I don't actually know!
DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME!
Wait, there's nothin' around! OHHH. *Jack sees axe.*
HAHA, GOT IT (x6)
Nice! Okay! Got one! Got one! Kind of. I *half* got one!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
STOP IT, YOU FREAKY WEIRDO! ...Gooooood! Not yet!
Why is he gigantic inside that thing?!
That's one of the ones that I fully got over there.
*distressed Jackaboy*
Okay, okay, okay! Oh my god. I wish I could run faster.
NOOOO, NONONONO! God, God, God. Ow, ow, ow! Okay, there's one thing left on that.
This is another one I got. Okay, you can do this Jackaboy!
YES!
OW! OH, CHRIST! OUCH! OUCHIE OW-OW-OW! (omigod are you okay,jack?)
Please don't kill me!
'Kay...
Yes, yes, yes, okay, can't get to that one yet. Pick your battles, pick your battles. This is fine. This is easy!
Okay, some of these are super weak now.
Kay, SMACKDOWN! SMACKDOWN! SMACKDOWN!
Come on, come on..
YEEES, This one is dead-zo! Boom, baby!
Nice, there's only two left! STOP IT! GOD, he's freakin' out! Whoa! (x6)
It said I could hit it, when he was.. Oh, I can still hit it like that!
oOOOOOH, SHIT!
NONONONONO, DON'T KILL ME, DON'T KILL ME, DON'T KILL ME PLEASE! I've come so far! And so close!
There we go! I should have just waited.
God, can you run faster? Please, mother of God.
All right! Doin' great! This one still has all four on it.
Okay, I'm making it!
BOOOOM! ALL IN ONE!
Are you dead now, Mister Man?
*Bertrum monster is freaking out*
Jesus Christ!
"Around and Around" achievement. Aw, I wanted to see his facee! Dead in shame.
That was WEIRD.
(Henry: "That makes three. One to go.") 'T was kind of fun, though! I liked that! I liked that it wasn't super difficult or obscure.
Still have no idea why he's a giant, and he's inside, and he's still alive, but..
You know what? Not gonna question it. I just fought a merry-go-round!
Wasn't.. merry at all! I just fought a *scary*-go-round. That's what they should have called it! (eyyy!)
You think in the game files it's called a scary-go-round? Hope so!
Alright, and maintenance is the last one.
So, is that that Bertie guy? *Jack flips switch.*
*reads* "Choo-choo-choo-choo."
*in a voice* "You ch-ch-choose me?"
*reads* "Train Trouble." Oh God, am I gonna have to fight Thomas the Tank Engine in here? (dank not tank)
*reads* "Ride the Buddy Boris."
I don't wanna ride my buddy Boris! I just wanna *find* my buddy Boris!
*Jack gapes at the projector man* This fuckin' thing is back!
The projector!
Ohhhh, noooo, I hate this thing..
THE PROJECTINATOR! (coming soon to theaters near you!)
*whisper-ish yells* There's a switch! (3x)
Can't click on it!
*Projectinator shrieks and chases after Henry/Jack* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!
God, oh god. RUNNN! Oh, I REALLY wish I could run faster!
What is it with characters in these games and running at, like, a toddler speed?!
Oh, GOD, It's RIGHT AFTER ME! OH, I CAN HEAR IT! I DON'T LIKE THIS!
Oh, fuck.. Oh, fuck... *Jack flips switch.*
*Lights dim* OHH NOOO..
Did I kill it?
*nervous laugh* Say cheese!
*reads* "Look." *camera snaps*
Oh!
Oh, that's a nice little easter egg! Do I get the picture?
No, probably see it at the end. My face is probably like: *Jack makes a face*
After seeing that monstrosity chase me!
Hey Bendy! I had a feeling he'd disappear 'cause there was a thing to click on to listen to right here.
*click*
Solid advice!
*Jack laughs*
A little Cave Johnson style action there!
(voice) "I'll burn your house down with the lemons!"
Wish I had JK Simmons' voice. "PARKER!"
Okay!
*jumpscare. Jack screams.*
JESUS, RUN!
OH, JESUS CAN'T SAVE ME NOW!
He's very close. Oh. He's very close. Oh, he's very close. LET ME OUT!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*weird whispering*
OHH, WHY AM I IN THE INKY FALLOPIAN TUBE?
Okay, okay, WHAT? Do I have to hide in the thing?
Didn't chase me this time..
'CAUSE HE'S STILL RIGHT THERE!
OHHH, MERCY!
*Bendy and Projectinator fight*
(highschool in a nutshell)
WHAT?
Oh, no..
OCCUPIED!
Works.
The fuck? He killed the projector dude!
But he killed him and stole his body.. and then phased through the wall.
The hell is goin' on?
You know what? I'm not one to question it. That projector dude is a pain in my retinas!
*reads* "Rescue Boris." Got it. I'M A-COMIN', BUDDY! "Turn back." NO!
Ooh, I didn't like that sound.
(Alice's dialogue will be onscreen.)
Ooh, this is fun!
Lady, I grew up in a household with four other siblings. You think anything in this room is gonna scare me?
(all the way back to that nostalgic 1M-subscriber 'draw my life' thing)
Nuh-uh, I've seen it all!
Boris!
Oh...
Stop that!
Uh-oh!
Oh, did you turn it into Space Mountain?
*door creaks open*
WHOOAAA. This is awesome!
These are cool! It reminds me of the Casper movie!
You know, the really old one by now? Actually, is there any other Casper movies? This is great!
*eerie music*
I got my bacon soup. I'm all revved up and ready to go now!
*Jackaboy makes a sp00ky noise* Ooooh, spoooooky!
This is lovely!
Uh-oh!
*Loud bang as something grabs onto cart*
Boris! (Henry: "Boris! Oh no, what has she done to you?")
(banging)
Oh no, Boris! You're not my friend anymore! *Alice laughs* She made you wear the cone of shame!
Okay, what what do we need?
NOOO! MY BUDDY!
Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh! I NEED SOMETHING!
What do I need to do? Okay, obviously, I need to make you slam into *something*...
What's up, Bor-Bor?!
*Jack screams*
Ooh! He dropped something! *gasp of realization*
He's dropping the goopy bits! Now I could put them in the "Gent!"
Okay. Run. Run, my dude. Run. He also did that over here, did he drop a blob?
Dammit, the blobs disappear! Okay.
Oh, Jesus!
Okay, okay, what do I want? What do I want? What do I want?
Not a mug.. A wrench! No no no! No no no! I wanna keep this blob!
This is my blob!
Come on! (x6) YES!
Oh, BORIS! The doctor would like to see you! (Schneeplestein?!)
Okay! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Did I--
D' I lose my wrench?!
Doggy bone! that's gonna work on him. I have full faith that--
Ooow!
I should have held on to the bacon soup!
Fuck me how're y-- oh! you're very close, that's why...
Uh-oh...
Uh-oh!
I shouldn't be trying to do that right next to you, should I?
Aww bruh! and I'm getting stuck on the floor!!
Doggy bone! doggy bone! doggy bone!!
No, I thought I could do it for the meme!
Ooow!
Okay, okay, okay, pick it up! pick it up! God dAMN IT! you wouldn't pick it up!!
Okay...
Yes, I'm going to swim in the Fallopian again!
It's fine, now I know what I'm doing.
Oh, we're straight back into it...
I th... I think I hit him that time.
As soon as I hit him with the wrench, he started doing a different move.
Okay, can you like... eject some of your fluids again, please? (that sounded strange O_o)
Come on man! do it for an old buddy! *imitates Boris* roOAAR! you're like the Hulk!
Okay, there we go, there we go, oh my God, can you please pick this up? 's so broken!
Okay, okay, okay! another wrench hit! I think I have to last time hitting 'em!
Ooow!!
Okay, okay, okay! ow, ow, ow-ow-ow!!
Do the thing where you get all weak, and you stand still for a few seconds... *pauses for a while* Like that! yes!
Yeah, cuz' when I hit him like that, he... he changes... so I gotta keep doing this, I gotta-- I gotta rinse n' repeat!
Fuck!!
That seems a little unfair, don'tcha think?
Ok... ok!
Ok! just keep bouncin'!
Ooow! (this has been the millionth ow that he said, mother of God!)
Fuck you! come on man! this is ridiculous!!
What are you doing? What are you doing, buddy? What are you doing?
OH... GOD!!
Um, no! bad dog! okay, he put it back down. Hey, this one is just running around! (he's referring to the cart whatchamacallit!)
Oh! he dropped the thing!!
*does a lil' cinnamon roll voice* Mine! mine mine!!
Oh God! are you gonna keep throwing those at me?
Okay, I got a gent pipe!
Music's pretty cool!
*groans in a weird, robotic porno way*
*looks at the camera like an annoyed puppy*
Well then, I think I know what I have to do! he dropped a blobby... I think he might be slightly broken!
Cuz' he's tryna' throw carts at me and it's not working...
Whenever he throws them, they just break in his hand...
Ooh! my chance! my chance!!
YES!!
Here we go!
Oh no!!
My friend! ( Boris! noo! :'^( )
Boris...
No!
Oh God!
Hey!! (Oh my God, thank the Lord! >_<)
It's the good Alice n' the good Boris!
What? *chuckles*
Interesting! so there's evil versions of them-- you know what that means? there's a good Bendy somewhere!!
Maybe... I dunno... created by theMeatly and Mike Mood- Hey! I met some of these guys at PAX as well!!
They were super, super nice! It was when I was dressed up as Spider-man. I was going around as a secret.
And they were... asking if I played the game, and I was like: "Oh yeah!"
"I actually had a voice in it!" and then pulled up the mask and they were like: "Hey! it's Shawn Flynn! (actually just a shortened name for Sean McLoughlin if you pronounce it fast enough!)"
*chuckles*
Uh, that was good! I liked that chapter! that was a fun one!!
It was condensed down, It was... Hey!! There's my name again!! *laughs*
I wasn't in this episode, but...
My name is there!!
Um...
They... they condense everything back down, and they made it all about, just like, the immediate gameplay and the immediate story, I like that!
Um...
Some of the movement... for the boss fight's kinda felt a little restrictive because your character is so slow...
-But I mean! once I actually...
Figured it out, once I actually realized what I was supposed to be doing, then it wou- it became a lot easier.
So... I don't know if I should say anything about that, but that wa- that was a good chapter! I liked that a lot!
I like that-- the twists and turns in it, and there was...
So more scares in this one than there were in some of the previous episodes!
Very, very good! I like how this game is shaping up, and I think we only have one chapter left.
This is Chapter Four, we have one left in Chapter Five! and then we'll see how the story all comes together... It's all startin' to...
Condense now, and it's all starting to actually come together as a whole, and we might be able to see...
What the whole story is! and a lot of people online have all come together-
The amazing Bendy Community! have all been coming together and piecing the story together!
And... they're doing a much better job of it than I can...
Bendy will return... I, count on it. I'm excited to see how it all ends off!
It was a fun episode! I liked that one a lot. I loved the aesthetic of this game!
And the voice acting for the...
Clips this time-- we're really, really good. I like those a lot, and the boss fights, actually added a nice little...
Flair to the whole game! cuz' before it was us just--
Ooh~
The ink people found her!
So that's another thing as well! as why are they all ink, that they all just turned to ink... in the factory...
Again, I've-- I've been only playing these as they come out...
And they're so... spaced apart that I can't... I can barely even remember what happens in the first chapter of this game, but...
Overall, I love the consistent tonality of this whole thing...
I love the consistent environments - consistent art style, the consistent... mood....
And last time we had, a bunch of fighting- got to do with the little guys and...
Hittin' them over the head with the- the axes and the spanners and everything... but that kind of got a bit...
-Tedious after a while, so, I'm glad that the fighting in this was... left to some like...
Like- bigger fights! It was left for the... the carnival-- face, giant man and...
Also Boris, and I'm glad Boris is not dead! I'm glad he's around and him and Alice... showing up at the end. That's fun!
*chuckles*
Anyway! until the next chapter... I'm going to leave this episode here!
THANK you guys... so much for watching it!! if you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button IN the face!
LIKE A BOSS!! And! *deep-toned voice* High fives all 'round... Wapsh!Wapsh!
Well THANK YOU guys! and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
Subtitles by: Dear Lexie / Cassandra!
Thanks for watching! >_<
Bye Bendy! you big, smiling, freaky weirdo!!
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