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it seems today that all you see is violence but where are those good

old-fashioned values

happy birthday mom thank you everybody I know it's a little

self-centered but this is my favorite day of the year this is from me and May

tell Paul the smokers tooth polish take the hint happy birthday sweet head

Lionel Richie's can't slow down great album Louis great album I didn't

know who I was until I heard this album oh god Lionel you have been hurt you

have been hurt by somebody that much is clear Louis there is one more O'Brien

you don't have to give me anything oh well give it back hey hey hey hey what

is this we agreed on a $20 limit we set a cap you jerk are you trying to make us

look bad you son of a bitch PETA what are you angry about you get to go on a

cruise with me what what Wow yeah you didn't think Bryan meant for me to go

with him did you great this is a bigger waste of time

than Ringo songwriting hey guys I wrote a song oh that's great Goodrem antastic

you know what I'm gonna put it right here right on the refrigerator that way

we'll get to see it every day all right

yeah be good till we get back and Brian stay out of the cat box

stay out of the cat box BYE MOM bye dad hey well Brian I'm off to see an hour

from now I'll be surrounded by seamen sperm whales and seamen full swallow

Stewie Peter and Lois aren't taking you with

them they've already boarded no you can't leave without me I'm the baby I

haven't been this disappointed since I saw the lake house see the mailbox is

like a time portal everything Keanu Reeves puts in there Sandra Bullock gets

two years later oh my Hickory Farms package is here I'm

sorry but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to borrow you from the aft section of the

ship for the rest of the cruise Lois it is called the poop deck that is why I

pooped there you're disgusting and you're misleading

boy this is romantic isn't it Louis I hate sorry sweetie I feel like that fat

ass British girl from Titanic what girl the lead in Titanic the one opposite

Leonardo DiCaprio sweetheart there was a guy what there was a guy that was Philip

Seymour Hoffman what no it wasn't yes it was honey it was

Philip Seymour Hoffman yeah

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yes how about this who would you rather start a small business with Janet Reno

after a safari or the fat guy from my name is arrow that still sounds like a

sex question it is not well what the hell does safari have to do with it

what's the guy from Earls credit rating 651 that's not bad but other than mine

does he have an idea or do I have to come up with it myself he's got an idea

but it's not quite there I'd have to give it to Janet Reno cuz I've always

had this business plan for home delivery of prescription medications and that

seems like it's more her market this is stupid I want to talk about four join us

well I'd say the men's club inaugural ball is a huge success hey guys let's

play a party game let's go stand over near Bryan and we'll take a drink every

time he says bonerific own errific yeah it's just catchphrase he says it all the

time let's do it hey Bryan how you feeling tonight good how about a

nice time are you feeling terrific or any variation on that word oh sure no

complaints my skin's a little dry he's not saying it Peter

what no why would I say that it's not even a word what is in a word bonerific

you can't keep this guy from saying it boy great party huh fraud yeah you know

bond I figured I ought to tell you this I was walking by your house the other

day and I poked my head in the window and betty was undressing well she saw me

there but she didn't stop what she didn't stop I mean she saw me there

looking at her and she kept undressing whoa whoa whoa you serious yeah I got an

erection oh I got a headache do you have any Anacin any what Anderson yeah

Addison but they even make Anacin anymore yeah it's still around why no it

just seems like sort of a 70s medication so you don't have any Anacin no god

you're more worthless than Colin Farrell so uh you got the wool cap on huh yeah

yeah I guess you know whatever it's 96 degrees out you better put on the old

wool cap yeah got a lot going on under there yeah under under the wool cap

thinking about your sideburns yeah no no no you're not a complete jackass

yeah hey nice t-shirt fresh and it's spelled with a pH oh that's fun cuz it's

usually spelled with an F yeah got a little tear on your pants there oh

that's on purpose though isn't it yeah you're a bad boy you're a bad boy

Society wants your pants to be intact but you're just not gonna listen are you

my god this is ridiculous I'm sorry I'm gonna have to kill you

I'll write one walk free potty drink and then we'll head off to the clam it's

cheaper to drink at your house first lady sure are making a lot of noise out

there those idiots have done nothing but hang out in that stupid shed for the

last two days we should crash that party hey you know what Bernice is right

they're always trying to get away from us we should march in there and remind

them that they have wives especially if they have food because Bob food is so

overpriced man who invited Anne Frank quagmire tell that story about the girl

with the inside-out anus oh you mean blossom oh that's a great story all

right so I'm skulking around the intensive care unit and all of a sudden

this smoking-hot chick hey hey boys mind if we join the party sorry Lois no girls

allowed oh come on Peter we could have some chicks in here

quagmire you nuts this is a men's club there's the problem the ratio be

terrible it's a total massed fest in here yeah this is sort of lame well we

can fix that come on girls let's dance

hey hey hey stop it you women

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it's your right and then try anything funny meg this is more than I can deal

with if your father is this opposed to our relationship I don't see how it can

work out but Michael I'm sorry Meg I promise I

won't forget you see look Maggie just walked out on you

he's a bad man like Jodie Foster oh no Jodie it's my husband he's home from

work early don't worry baby he had to find out sometime all right Brian I'm

gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall grab

your walkie I'll call you when I get up there okay Brian pick up over what Ryan

please say over when you finish talking over what over do you see the wire yet

over no no whatever no over okay I'm gonna

start feeding it through over wait if you haven't started feeding it why'd you

ask me if I could see it didn't call me that over I said why'd you ask me if I

could see it if you haven't started feeding it over oh that's better I can

hear you over do you see it yet over you know you're a jackass for the record I

don't want to hang out with you anymore when this is over well this is what

Brian ever I said I don't want to hang out with you anymore when this is over

when this is what you got to finish your sentence over that's it my sentence is

over just like this is what Brian over my sentence is wait a minute I have to

stay over even if the sentence ends with the word over it's with the word but by

another oh I see the wire you see the wild over tonight's movie presentation

is brought to you by Sanka don't wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna it doesn't keep

me up at night but it helps me poo meg sweetie it's

been like two weeks don't you think it's time to forget about that boy yeah May

he was a bum anyway you'll find another fella I could set you up with one of my

friends oh wait I don't have any friends I can set you up with dad dad would you

be interested in dating Meg I certainly would

yeah Meg everything's fine it's not Michael I'm upset about well what is it

then I'm pregnant dad I swear to God I didn't know that

when I set you up with her I can't believe this

my baby's pregnant how could this happen I don't know but regardless of how it

happened it happened you're pregnant make and there's only one thing to do

man can you turn over I gotta get that thing out of there you're sitting on my

shirt I gotta put it on this hanging now I'm going to Michael's house to force

him to marry you dad please don't do this you can't make him marry me I just

want to talk to him why do you have a shotgun I just want to turn to him just

one attack just one attack you I just wanna sighs I just want to shoot

I just want to touch what what are you doing you got my meg pregnant what oh my

god meg why didn't you tell me I didn't think you wanted to see me but this

changes everything I want to be there for you Meg I love you will you marry me

and I see that's an even more beautiful sight than 72 virgins waiting in heaven

for a suicide bomber Here I am we're playing Magic the Gathering one

join Osama um you know something Brian yeah I'm starting to think maybe we bit

off a little more than we could chew yeah well we're in it and we're gonna

finish the job should we get started on the upper love

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really well that is interesting yes and as a favor to the court I've produced

this simulation of how the killing transpired I play Peter and I hired an

asian hooker to play my daughter Lois I'm fat and I'm stupid and I fart at

times that ruined my father-in-law's social occasions and that's why I'm

never invited to them you pay me now

Chris have you ever seen your father do anything bad well now that you mention

it hey Meg proud of you mr. Griffin do you deny killing your wife of course I

deny it I loved my wife and I certainly think I'd remember killing her mr.

Griffin do you drink I plead the fifth of Jack no no I'm joking yes I drink and

have you ever struck your wife only in front of the kids to assert my status as

dominant male of a pride are you a violent man what are you a wise guy cuz

I know how to deal with wiseguys no further questions

you son of a bitch if I had a gun on a boat I'd shoot you

mr. Forman how say you we find Peter Griffin guilty of murder in the first

degree oh no no no no okay can I ask everyone

to please stop saying oh no in this courtroom because the kool-aid guys

don't keep showing up Thank You mr. Griffin I hereby sentence you to life

imprisonment with no possibility of

Louis there are lies Louis my god what happened we thought you were dead mom we

thought dad killed you now he didn't Chris but someone tried to do you

remember who it was yes I do

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you're right Cleveland boys there's only one answer we got a recruit show it's

the right thing to do like take it out Hitler see we had a plan for that all

along Barney forgot my Soloflex yo Joe what the hell

are you doing here pansy we're gonna break your legs Joe it's for your own

good come on guys all right then sorry Joe I

was aiming for your spine

for god sakes just give me the gun I'll do it myself

boy we really did a number on each other you know I just want to take this

opportunity to apologize to you guys I was acting like a first-class jackass I

hope that you can forgive me oh it's just good to have our old Joe back and

once our injuries heal up we can all go for a nice long walk all right yeah wait

a minute Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana

Nana joke's on you

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Secret

Celebrities like Julie Andrews and Angelina Jolie are just two who have adopted children

from third-world countries.

Some folks are so desperate to adopt; they'll use any agency without properly investigating

them beforehand.

European Adoption Consultants, (EAC), is a now-debunked agency that was based in Ohio

that had no problem buying and selling children under the guise of tricking biological parents

and lying to the adoptive families.

This upheaval affected children from countries like Uganda; these little ones had stories

to tell once they learned English well though.

And no, they're stories aren't about abuse, abandonment or starvation.

The real truth is more haunting and grim than anyone could've imagined.

Parents Adam and Jessica Davis already had four children of their own; they had more

than enough room in their hearts for more.

So they adopted a 5-year-old little orphan girl from Uganda named Namata in 2015; she

was brought to the U.S. by the EAC.

The agency told the Ohio couple the little girl's father had died and her mother was

neglecting her at home.

Six months after Mamata came to their home, her English was sufficient enough she could

finally tell Jessica a secret.

One that would change everything for the family and Namata: She wasn't an orphan.

She already had a family in Uganda.

One she loved very much and where she was very happy.

Namata said her mother would walk her to school each day.

She told Jessica how much she missed her real mother back home.

Adam and Jessica were absolutely horrified by this news.

They weren't the only family who'd received such shocking information.

The Davis's couldn't believe they'd taken a child from her home where she was

loved and content.

The EAC duped the Davis's and Namata's mother; they told the other woman that her

child would be sponsored by the Davis family.

She'd only be in the U.S. for a few years where she would be educated before being returned

home to Uganda.

Keren Riley runs a group called Reunite Uganda.

Through FaceTime, she reunited the little girl with her biological mother.

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we still got that new leg smell I put his old legs in a bag if you want them

oh great you know we'll take him home we'll give him to Brian come on show

I'll Drive you home are you kiddin I've got working legs for

the first time in 15 years and I'm gonna use them I'm walking home

I'm sorry mr. Swanson hospital rules you have to leave in a wheelchair

Oh Joe that was amazing I know I was there my god we haven't done it in so

long I'd forgotten how big you were I was gonna say the same thing to you

coming this fall on Fox a new reality show who wants to marry Corky from life

goes on you believe what happened come on guys let's go

yeah where we going listen these new legs have given me my life back I want

to do all the things like you never do when I was handicapped and you guys are

my best friends I want you to experience it all with me you can count on us Joe

oh this is great I feel so alive come on ladies take your high heels up and get

moving you guys are a disgrace Peter this doesn't seem safe yeah I'm afraid I

might

Wow thanks spider-man everybody gets one

tell them Peter apparently everybody gets one bingo

I don't know about this Joe there is no fear in this dojo Joe we don't even know

what a dojo is there's no more see of this dojo

Joe once you take it down a match no mercy all right we're gonna do it once

more ah and this time no mistakes one two

three four when the band began to play the stars were shining but on his way to

be in Louisiana in the mornin I'm sorry I thought we were still going

Oh God Joe is running us ragged yeah I have miss exhausted since I had that job

as Jack a Harry's personal grocery shopper a pallet am I reading this right

you need a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels where the hell am I supposed to

well what is this a drum of grape jam is it what is it is that like a drum like

they ship oil in is it well look at this one a desk of cheez-its

a desk where are you getting these units of measurement from maybe that is still

funny okay you stay right here big funny gal I'll be right back with a hammock of

cake yeah Dave Matthews live I'll burn you a

copy stay cool hey Joe what you got there mountain bike what yeah I don't

know I'm still safe from that power walk both of my inner thighs look like those

big cherry swedish fish don't worry I'm not taking you pansies I'm taking my new

friends this is Parker Quentin in Portland it's Portland the black one

Portland is the black one sure what did what the hell is this

well Peter I realized over the last few days the only reason I hung out with you

guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy

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it seems today that all you see is violence in movies but where those good

old-fashioned values

we now return to dr. Terry fabulous homosexual gynecologist

okay mrs. Robinson let's take a look yeah it looks like a sad old man hey

check it out you guys I got a new cell phone that takes pictures what I took a

picture of Lois's poo hey did you guys see the game last night oh yeah that

offensive line is outstanding yeah you should email me that picture hey boys

what the hell are you guys doing here oh we just decided to have a little girls

night out yeah you guys talked about this place all the time we figured we'd

give it a try Bernice we haven't really been dating

long enough for you to be hanging out with my friends wives okay ah

check it out girls shoe box huh hey you guys wanna dance yeah totally

my god this sucks the clams the only place we got to get away from the women

this is a bigger disaster than Jack Black's last movie we now return to Jack

Black in the unconventional Butler Edgar could you bring me some tea wait a

minute Butler's are supposed to be fancy and

well-mannered this guy's screaming and waving his arms around you're an old man

you don't understand the young people you're right I'll change from now on

Peter Peter yeah sorry Joe I just had one of my

scrubs fantasy moments it's the best show you're not watching

I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullcrap fellas a way of

life is being threatened and we gotta do something about it

couldn't we just ask the women to leave no no I got something way more expensive

and time-consuming in mind well men the Quahog men's club is complete six weeks

and cost $8,000 but it was worth it it's an absolute eyesore well you can Lois

you girls got the clam we got the Quahog men's club besides we're not hurting

anybody what are you talking about you ripped a whole chunk of wall out of the

house what is this there's something wrong with the house I don't like change

Peter you can't just slap together flimsy structures in the yard okay would

you have sex with Cleveland if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie

ah yeah yeah I'd probably do it hang on hang on

missionary and you have to look him in the eye no closing your eyes or

pretending at somebody else I think still yes thank you Peter

here's another one who would you rather have sex with a very pregnant Gina

Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident oh hey hang on hang on look you

know I know this is a men's club but why is it always have to be about sex okay

look

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meg are you ready sweetie what's wrong mom I can't do it I can't get married

what oh why not because I'm not pregnant what do you mean how do you know I got

my period ow and must have heard the test wrong

what am I gonna do Michael's out there waiting for me well

make the best thing you can do is be honest just tell Michael the truth if he

cares about you he'll understand I'll try thanks mom I love you yeah you

tell honey god it makes fat shoulders in the spaghetti steps like bread baking

around time meg you look beautiful thank you Michael I have never been more in

love with someone than I am with you right now

Oh Michael I love you too and I have some wonderful news

I'm not pregnant what Dad I'm sorry about this whole mess

you know what Meg it's all my fault I never should have dragged you into

this anyway I guess sometimes your father just gets a little overprotective

of his daughter but you got to know I was only thinking about your happiness I

know dad and I appreciate it the problem now is that these people are

expecting a show ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway Twitty

you

means Oh

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I decided it's time I got some friends more suited to my status but yo we've

been friends for years hey we all make mistakes come on dudes

let's go exercise do sit-ups till I poop myself I can't believe it

Jill just don't us he's gone and all we got to remember him by or his old legs I

wish you'd go over there and patch things up with Joe hey screw him Lois he

doesn't need us anymore now that he's got his cool new friends I tell you

those legs have turned him into a complete jerk it's like giving a monkey

the keys to an amusement park how is that how is what how is it anything like

a monkey having a keys to an amusement park I don't know the hours would be

erratic maintenance would probably suffer to some degree the prizes for

games a chance would all be bananas and willow said don't call me on this stuff

all right I'm just go at it support me in these moments I'm hurt I lost my

buddy Wow Peter there have been a lot of changes

in Joe's life and maybe he just needed to move on if I were you I'd look for a

new friend a kindred spirit like Judas found in Pontius Pilate you know

sometimes I feel like someone should just crucify Jesus of Nazareth I'm Judas

Pontius this is so weird because just today I was thinking about how I wanted

to find the Son of God and nail him to some wood well let's go find him and

kick his ass that sounds swell

so do you really think you're suited to be the fourth guy in our group buzz

killington yeah I mean we mainly just sit here in the booth and crack jokes

but you're kind of a buzzkill or on the contrary I've quite a mastery of the

humorous yarn do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be no now

neither did the Miller when he left his house that morning oh we gotta get you

back please can't we talk about this there's nothing to talk about

I've outgrown you Barney I need to spread my legs and fly get the kid it

was awful I mean he just left the party and then

the bastard completely blew me off to hang out with those new douche bags

Peter we gotta do something

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Oh No how are we gonna do we've sunk all of our money into this place I have some

I've got an idea I'll be right back so listen uh we're gonna want to be leaving

now why because I just emptied a full tank of gasoline and lit a match we've

got about five seconds didn't we have an electrician in there today uh he left

pretty sure he left isn't that his truck

well my god Brian we're murderers I guess this means you'll be going to

doggie Hill hey we guys think of this one

meg are you sure you want to go through with this you know there are other

options mom I'm not getting an abortion I'm not

saying an abortion per se maybe you just drink and smoke a lot

what just don't stop doing it and then chickened out halfway through the

pregnancy because then you'll wind up with Chris well Lois I got the cake oh

and they were all out of the bride and groom figurines so I got the Iron Giant

and a courtroom doll that kids used to show where the molester touched him

all right Meg enjoy your bachelorette party I am out of here yes I don't need

to see what your crazy girls are gonna do while I'm gone but just remember this

is a residence it should be treated as such and if you girls drink anything

there's recycling under the sink in the kitchen okay fine so what are we

supposed to do yep this doesn't seem like much of a party hey what's with all

the noise got some complaints from next door I might have to take you girls dad

can

which one of yous the lucky bride what's your name sweetie dad you know my name

it's officer nasty careful I might be carrying a concealed weapon hello hi

name please Neil Goldman Goldman Goldman sorry no Neil Goldman oh I beg your

pardon I meant to say Chris Griffin Griffin Griffin oh here it is

since you're supposed to be an usher or you'll need this name please

Chris Griffin Griffin Griffin hmm I'm sorry sure Chris Griffin has already

checked in well that's impossible

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you gotta do is ask really well there kind of is one thing oh there you know

hey Meg you ready to go dad you remember Michael Milano from the

hospital he's my date Oh st. Michael can you do me a favor you

see that fire extinguisher there stay away from my daughter you possible

rapist dad stop it Michael's on date make I almost lost you

once I'm not gonna lose you again this guy may look harmless on the outside but

on the inside he could be a complete bastard like Fred Flintstone so why

exactly do you want this separation well mr. Stenberg in a nutshell the cat

put me outside I was banging on the door for like 20 minutes shouting Wilma I

didn't hear you oh there's no way you didn't him I was in the shower

oh she was in the shower my money is in your head come on I want to get my rocks

off you nowhere to be found you passive-aggressive bitch meg can I

talk to you in a kitchen please dad what the hell Lois did you know that

Meg had a date yes what that nice boy from the hospital

what's the matter we don't know him maybe he's not even a boy maybe he's two

dwarves in an overcoat wanting to see what sex is like what a big person that

tell what you want through crafty dwarves in your house after you don't

wait to dwarves grant wishes now Peter they're people like you and me

well goodbye phone in the bathroom but I still don't like mate dating that boy

dies at age all I care about is putting it thing in everything I'm not gonna let

Meg turn out like my nerf football in the hall closet dad didn't you say you'd

give me whatever I wanted well I want to go out with Michael Peter you being

overprotective look why don't you just talk to him you might find out he's not

so bad Yeah right Lois but I know what my gut tells me and right now it's

telling me I have yes but I'll suck it up and talk to Michael even though I've

also got

so you are here to take out my daughter what are your intentions

I just think Meg is really cool and I want to get to know her better

you know Michael my daughter's womb is not a wildfire for you to douse with

your adolescent seed I understand do you Michael do you we'll see

let me ask you a question you ever sit on your arm till it falls asleep and

then play with yourself and pretend like somebody else is doing it honestly yes

not anymore you don't cuz you're going out with my daughter

balding Brian yeah put this on how long have you been

here 7:00 a.m. all right here's a hammer here's your walkie and here's your stud

cider oh oh it's working all right joke time is over work time has begun you get

started with this drywall and I'm gonna start pulling out those old floorboards

in the kitchen hey Brian knock knock who's there

hey Meg I got you something for our three-week anniversary Wow on the roof

five CDs yeah I remember how you told me you liked terrible music so I thought

you might appreciate it you're so thoughtful what the hell what's wrong uh

Meg I'm not sure but I think your dad is sitting at that table over there what

where well I can't tell if it's him why I think he's wearing some kind of

disguise oh my god dad what do you think you're doing

Peter Oh Peter I didn't say Peter I said dad Oh have you been spying on us the

entire time we've been dating Meg it's only because I want to make sure this

guy

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and you rescued from mcburgertown oh yeah you're the guy who cost me my

mustache well you come over here to rape my daughter no I owned the restaurant

and to show my gratitude I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of

mcburgertown burgers free burgers oh man this is a way better offer than the one

I got from Helen Hunt you want to have sex yeah no no no no no no here you

should really slow down you've already had like 30 hamburgers fed up Brian it

relieves the pain of mustache what's next and it's working I no longer feel

the pain come to think of it I can't really feel anything under the left half

of my body really that doesn't sound good

Peter are you winking at me oh my god someone call an ambulance what happened

is he gonna be okay mrs. Griffin your husband has had a stroke the left half

of his body is completely paralyzed oh my god Peter sweetheart how do you feel

huh have better days Lois had better days mom it's been three months when is

dad gonna get better Chris I've already explained this to you your father had a

stroke and it may take them a long time to recover well right when you another

beer please

Lois you mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing I'm handing you a

beer you are handing it to my stroke arm this is my go damn when your beer over

here Dan's better so I'm shaving last night at this makeout party I took a

bunch of pictures you can see them on my myspace page along with my favorite

songs and movies and things that other people have created that I use to

express my individualism I have a myspace page too

yeah I have mine ironically hey why don't you guys get lost I have to talk

to Connor hey guess what

right that's what no but seriously there's something I want to talk to you

about sure Zack anything for you you want to go out to anal point this

weekend see with all the buzz is about oh em gee

that'd be so awesome sweet baby remember in your right right

yes maybe

yeah

stroke stroke stroke stop mocking me

there Brian you've lost your bit eye or rather my alter-ego Zac soya and

currently the most popular boy at James Woods high well Stewie you got the best

of me on this one congratulations I guess you'll be

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I'm all talk I wouldn't possibly go through with it

I'll just poop and fall asleep my god you did it you actually did it oh god I

really screwed myself up here listen could you reach into my pocket and get

the number for that acupuncturist you son of a bitch you killed Lois good luck

proving that Brian and seriously that number well I am gonna expose you for

what you are no matter what it takes you were gonna pay for this you know it's

funny if in this position I can hear Meg upstairs I'm gonna pretend you're the

New York Knicks hey put your wallets away guys the drinks are on me well

that's awful nice Peter what's the occasion Lois his life insurance policy

paid off I got more money than Barbra Streisand honey I'm going shopping then

I was gonna valet park I didn't know that you had life insurance on Lois did

you get that right before the cruise actually I got it on the cruise right

after we had that big fight when I said I wish you were dead right before I

never saw her again well see you guys later I gotta go bye hot dogs

we keep running out for some reason yeah I either of you guys think it's a little

suspicious that Peter took out a life insurance policy on Lois

right before she went missing you don't think that fat bastard murdered her did

me that's son of a bitch he's a killer like

Bernie Goetz you know the subway vigilante from the eighties I used to do

a bit about him back when I was doing stand-up ha what else is in the news Oh

Oh Bernie Goetz you did you hear about this that this

guy Bernie gets shot a bunch of muggers on the subway wouldn't mind having him

with me next time I go see my mother-in-law no but really New York

City is a great place to live if you're a cockroach I know

hey Stewie I found this receipt for a speed boat rental upstairs in your room

stated about a year ago any idea how it got there um someone who rented a

speedboat must have left it there uh huh well you can play innocent all you want

I am gonna find the evidence to put you away starting by proving that you were

on that cruise ship the night Lois disappeared no I wasn't I was at the

carnival with Rupert ah the carnival with Rupert do it again now I want a

pink one Stewie we've been playing for half an

hour oh okay you wanna go ride the tea bags teacups

I was hoping to keep these mementos Ruppert but I can't risk it with the

dogs sniffing around for evidence damn hell are they doing here

what are we looking for Joe well the trail is pretty cold by now but if Peter

did kill Lois we might find some clues in his garbage

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under the whorehouse to lose your virginity would you like that would I

Wow that's a way better present than that boss hamster you got me last

Christmas dad all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks yeah

looks like it's in pretty good shape and I picked it up I wouldn't well you know

I've always wanted to come in here and now that I got a mustache the timing

feels right Wow all this stuff looks pretty good

uh can we get some salami Brian Brian let me handle this

I screwsie Babbitt a bumpy cake all huh Peter what are you doing speaking

Italian a bit a bumpy baby the Rowbotham a bit of a bidet you can't speak Italian

just because you have a moustache oh but the Papa Papa baby boo but that

for Dave Reviva the same part we all right dog here we go prepare to lose a

bit cuz I'm about to become the most popular boy in school

excuse me Tommy are you the cool children yeah who are you my name is Zac

Sawyer I just transferred here from rich expensive car driving sex heaven high

school well that sounds awesome no it's lame

everything's lame Wow if he says one more cool thing he's in I wear long

sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts Wow

you're on a dress oh I know you've checkmated my teenage cynicism excellent

I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith in his nice clean rep I respect

women when I'm on a date I take them to the park or maybe a museum man I only

kisum if their inner what what the what is it what what now about your mom and

dad I getting a job that you can help pay for schools as either woohoo wipe

your shoes on the mat when you come in the house someone just clean that flow

will who's they

Peter don't you think you're kind of letting that moustache consume your

personality shut up Brian I am part of a very special community

now people with mustaches look out for each other hey oh hey hi hey Jeffrey

Peter Griffin has a mustache oh wait and then oh my god Peter look mcburgertown

is on fire enough control we need someone to ban the other home hey that

guy has a mustache grab him we need your help take this hose oh my god there's

somebody trapped inside wait if I go in there I could get hurt no no with bright

mustache comes great responsibility

no god bless you sir you saved my life but at what cost at what cost Peter have

you seen Brian no Lois I have not well I haven't seen him since this morning and

I what is that on your head it's a mustache Lois

what do you ever see the mustache before Lois would you mind calling the police

or something wait mustache oh my god Peter I know

you're upset about losing that thing but get a grip on yourself let Brian down no

I'm not living my life without a mustache even if sometimes my mustache

has Alpo gasps mustache fire hello I'm looking for Peter Griffin I'm Peter

Griffin mr. Griffin my name is Todd Myers I'm the man

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happy I mean your daughter's in a coma what oh my god did you hear what

brain freeze ha ha oh my god oh that one is going in the Christmas letter oh my

god Peter what if she doesn't come out of it I know Lois I never realized until

now how much I've taken her for granted I mean she's my only daughter and I feel

like I've never treated her as well as I should have

hey Meg you got something on your shirt

hi dad ah don't be too high on yourself Peter

we all do things that were not proud of well I am gonna change you hear me Meg

if you come out of this I am gonna treat you like a princess for the rest of your

life cuz I've been a worse father than

Abraham you want to tell me what the that was excuse me I'm dr. Milano

I'm B intern for this floor you know you guys can probably go on home we'll let

you know if there's any change in your daughter's condition wow you're a real

doctor hey the scrubs work here I love that guy

I want to meet scrubs oh wait I want to meet black scrubs too well hello

sleepyhead I'm Michael hi Michael I'm a oh my god major okay oh thank my

beautiful daughter Oh things are gonna be different no more will I treat you

like some kind of alien stop not so fast y'all do you think you can

just let them run away you crazy I like to eat people from other planets

specially y'all I'm not safety with my little nasty oh now y'all get back up

inside me little now I wants to play to get back inside I'll get you when we

beat them

so what is it you wanted to show me that Brian but a rundown old house well yes I

suppose to the untrained eye that's what it would look like walk inside with me

Brian this is disgusting smells is falling apart you can hear the

mice humping in the wall that's why we can get it for a steal Brian we fix it

up and sell it for a huge profit you're crazy

no I'm not gonna buy this house with you fine I'll just give the profits to

another investor plenty of others interested oh yeah like who

Mort Goldman for one says it's a smart investment but what does he know is only

Jewish all right I'm in oh there's my little angel here let me get that for

you sweetie thanks dad well Peter I gotta say you've

really been true to your what about treating Meg better she's my only

daughter Lois she needs to be protected like a rare gemstone or the herniated

scrotum of an older gentleman well I think you've been wonderful

like when you took it about new movie I'm rich in you're poor but let's dance

together I'm rich in you're poor but let's dance together Society won't like

it I don't care good for you good for you

yeah and I can't believe how you stood up to Connie D'Amico for me hey Meg uh

hi Connie I can't fit all my books in my locker can I put the rest of them on

your ginormous ass hey Connie hi Peter Griffin Meg's father say can

you do me a favor you see that fire extinguisher there

I just want you to know Meg if there's anything you ever want all you