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I say it's four o'clock away with you feeling it back
forget it jolly farm review is on its the latest indoctrinating pabulum for
children with not enough to do hey shut up
wakey-wakey children good morning mother Burgess the Sun has arisen on another
day in jolly farm let's see what life's rich pageant has in store for us she has
the voice of an angel not to mention a balcony you could do
Shakespeare from play your song melody sheep to a the little ones nourishment
but they softly for pengrove Pig wishes to read aloud
Sammy's magic tone that holds every book ever written these were difficult times
for the children of its week when the lolly of famine cursed their Pleasant
village how can you stand watching this it's dragon you know it well don't have
Augusta respond huh no intelligent defense of this unmitigated crap
commercial oh I'm gonna get some graham crackers welcome back to kiss form Rhode
Island public accesses most popular show about kiss Lois hurry its back on I'm
down Peter you know I wouldn't miss a second of this okay let's take a call
you're on KISS forum kiss rules whoa okay good call good call uh-huh all
right hey you're on KISS forum yeah um kiss sucks whoa whoa whoa it's the call
trace the call yeah um they suck big time man they bite ass
wait a sec I recognize that voice is this Dennis the young lead singer from
Styx come clean man yeah that's me it's Dennis Dennis you're jealous douche how
about I crank a little Detroit Rock City and play come sail away and we can see
how they stack up side-by-side huh you want thank a high voice bearson we'll be
right back after this hey didn't see you come in we're just getting into shape
for our upcoming tour we're playing five big shows in five days so if your
uncle roll well why don't you just sit in the corner huh go on
so if you're a kiss fan and you live in the Northeast come out for all five
shows of what we're calling kiss-stock uh hella northeast it's times like this
I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia no Peter we're in the
Northeast we are and kisses coming to the Northeast
that means um at me no no laws don't help me it means we can do something
come on Peter you're almost there we did go to kiss stop yo Louis what I'm
packing for kiss strike and I can't find my favorite underwear you mean a pair
with the RIP in the right pocket from when you stepped on and pulling them up
in that airplane bathrooms when you have a try no not a pair with a hole in the
left but sheet from what I held it in for two hours because it was extra long
Palm Sunday Church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus so I let
it go into vestibule after mass and it sounded like Louie Armstrong contra
children tell them what a Maddie what you want to be when you grow up a
scientist a normal egg okay rush done what's my future coming from these
squalid surroundings
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I'm gene Shalit now by here's your martini ma'am
thanks hey it's gone oh I'm sorry ma'am here's another one what the hell is
going on here alright get some pretzels or something I guess I got a I got a
drive boy I hate to bring it up breasts for
the rest of the class hey we know each other since first grade yeah yeah you
remember that time you called me Chris gristle I think so
well burn
it's a bird it's a plane it's a lower-middle-class
Irish family that's right Tom this is just one of many public disturbances
caused by the Griffin family of Quahog who seemed to have acquired superpowers
very strange story Diane coming up next can bees think a new study confirms that
no they cannot citizens of Quahog we have a problem
you're damn right we do Peter Griffin stole my hair settle down Jeffrey Justin
Mike clearly the Griffin family is out of control but not to fear I've tangled
with super beings before and they can be stopped
clearly you've let yourselves become drunk with power is that all you can do
ow that kind of hurt how's that bleeding no I guess it's all right ouch though
anyone who opposes our demands will be destroyed our first demand you will
erect a statue in the town square this statue will depict Blair Warner
admitting to mrs. Garrett that the poem she submitted for her creative writing
class was actually plagiarized from a work by Emily Dickinson
we have spoken that's it we have to fight fire with fire if nuclear refuse
gave them superpowers it could do the same for me citizens I'm off to the
toxic waste dump
mayor west you have lymphoma oh my probably from rolling around in that
toxic waste I say what in God's name were you trying to prove I was trying to
gain superpowers well that's just silly silly yes idiotic yes what mrs. garrets
bosom looked like it looked more like this
notice the sunspots at the top of the right can excuse me I have a message
from the Quahog Hospital I just feel awful about this mayor west yeah me too
Stewie fluff is pillows and I'll go to China to see if there's a cure nope no
the doctor says I'm gonna make a full recovery the important thing is you
learned your lesson I can't believe we let those superpowers go to our heads I
feel like such a bastard me too well for now we are gonna use our powers to help
you get better thank you but as long as I have mrs. Garrett's
giant rack by my bedside I'll be all right
girls girls
I call to order the first meeting of the we hate broads Club because all you need
in life is your best pals sure as long as those pills ain't Dame's oh hey what
was that hey I thought we told you guys to quit
snooping around
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getting into a fight with some dude at the laundromat because he was hitting on
my baby's mama I should be there not here
London hey Dad to mimic stay up late every night when
you're at if dock you can do whatever you want son just don't eat from the
candy tree he's right to caution you I feed on children you don't mind watching
Stewie for your base do you Brian yeah ever since jolly farm review came
on he's been pretty distracted it'll be a breeze Wow
hi everyone I can't believe my stupid parents gonna spend five days following
stupid old tips around it's painful not half as painful as a tire iron upside
your head well I'll miss you hey Stewie what do you want for lunch
dear stupid dog I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm goodbye
forever Stewie PS I never got a chance to return that
sweater Lois gave me for Christmas and I left the receipt on top of my Bureau and
probably over the 30 day return limit but I'm sure if you make a fast sale
that they at least give you a store credit or something and it's actually
not a horrible sweater it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you
know Oh in the bureau and I'm not sure what it goes to but I can never bring
myself to throw a button away I know as soon as I do I'll find the garment it
goes to and then it will wait a minute actually could it have been from the
sweater did that's why they have bubbles hmm well I should wrap this up before I
start to ramble again goodbye forever the PPF you know what it might be a
little chilly in London I'm actually gonna take the sweater for my god
one of these claims must be going to London queue up children spit spot here
the tickets miss these are all ours thank you the spit spot albert hall
meeting to veg Big Ben Dave Clark Five spam and eggs baby's arm holding an
apple dip dip to you hot towel yes thank you well come on yeah hell are
you doing here I'm taking you off this plane I think I can move her great I'm
stuck on a transatlantic flight with a petulant runaway how could this get any
worse you know what I hate about flying the peanuts first of all you can't get
them open who are they trying to keep out of these
things and what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom are
people actually shave it in there hi Andy Dick here excuse me I've got to get
my bag up in the overhead bin here oh oh no wow wow that's wacky yeah now that
wasn't so bad well did did you sleep at all yeah a little yeah I couldn't sleep
a wink my pillow smelled like farts but that's alright because we're in England
Oh
I don't get it Clara England's burden fields its rows around maidens and
bucktoothed solicitors about 3,000 miles of that way we're in the Middle East
where are we going I don't know I'm not exactly familiar with this particular
Arabian village stop for sale bad cheaply made stuff for sale Americans
you like movies I've got dude my car is not where I
parked it but praise Allah we are not hurt camels for sale this one owned by
little old man who only drove it to mosque on Sundays just at its knees
replaced great buy one and let's get out of here do you mean by one all I've got
is 50 bucks we're gonna have to distract them follow my lead
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damn I was two days from retirement I - help me obi-wan Kenobi you're my only
hope all right now what do I click click
preferences okay I click preferences now go to default
Media Browser okay there's a little hourglass and it's not letting me do
anything it says buffering what did that just
give it a minute all I'm trying to do is make an MPEG all I'm trying to do is
tell you to wait a minute Oh relax now click import video file alright it's
telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7 you know what I'll just bring it to
him myself there she is
you
that doesn't mean I don't want to talk oh yeah yeah
by God look at this mess hey debate is gonna be here so we may be the place up
the house okay he will not well well Princess Leia are you prepared to tell
me what you've done with the stolen Death Star plans all right lord Vader
you win I've hidden the plans and why these 26 briefcases I'm feeling number
40 let's go in number 14 oh okay I'm just happy to be on TV all right take it
away
okay here's another one who would you rather do Jabba the Hutt right after a
shower or a service droid my father was a service droid hey what are you doing
you can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body
oh man this looks like the wrong neighborhood oh boy
it's okay y'all to calm down be cool ain't done nothing they antagonize
nobody what a girl I can't walk down the desert no more I got rights too who's
that
any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture
no matter what technical data they've obtained this station is now the
ultimate power in the universe that is fantastic terrific work so no weaknesses
at all no no you uh you hesitated there that something I should know no it's
virtually indestructible like 99.99% uh okay wouldn't be doing my job if I
didn't ask what's the opposed oh one well I mean there's
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Mos Eisley spaceport you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and
villainy my sister Regina b2 lives here is he single she's a lesbo it doesn't
like you I I don't like you order you don't even know me you know what that's
fair I'm pig nose and this is my brother-in-law Scott he's visiting from
Hoth I don't know why they call it ha we should call it old okay settle down I'm
up after the band thank you where the Cantina band if you have any requests
shot him out way that same song alright same song here we go
ah my sexy friend and I are looking for a ship to take us for Alderaan I'm
willing to pay big money well you've come to the right place
I'm Han Solo captain of a Millennium Falcon and the only actor whose career
isn't destroyed by this movie is it a bath yep
are you kidding it's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
um give it a parsec a unit of distance not time that way
Chewie take these guys to the ship and get her ready always gargle before I
take off like a walk out all right let's go it's a speed test bel-air Greedo as a
matter of fact I was just going to see Jabba and telling me how I cannot reach
that train and and she got a wife didn't even tell me stability Chris penalty may
recall that a new life Aloha knew I miss Ella funny one
well why do you think what a piece of junk thank you this was my brothers he
died of leukemia how do you feel now you got this strawberry milk in there
now that shall make point 5 past light speed if you want I'll show you around
since no one's trying to stop the ship or blast - stop that ship blasts oh now
I can show you around
looks like we got Imperial cruisers on our tail oh look at that one on the left
tip off your cellphone you are driving
they're gaining on us we'll be safe enough once we make the jump to
hyperspace besides I know a few maneuvers we'll lose them that that was
your maneuver moving slightly to the left Bobby we're not in the same place
we were huh that on a confusion yeah but you hardly did anything he just started
listing lately to the left I'm pretty sure they can keep up where do they go
there they are they're listing lazily to the left go left left boy this guy knows
some maneuvers all right strap yourselves in I'm about to make the jump
to light speed did he say strap in the strap all
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disappear in the Jim Nabors Halloween special for question it was Paul Linda
it was 1975 now recite the magazine ad that brought Peter Christa Paul and
jeans attention drama willing to do anything to make it Rolling Stone
October 1972 exemple rock'n'roll how in the hell are we gonna get out of here
are you going to finish your red paste no what about your sweet crusty thing no
you can have it no more balloon for you I am sick of you
tuning around the village in that thing honking at the girls blasting your 1980s
American rock music that we got here last week but father not your palace are
you thinking what I'm thinking yeah yes just wait until they have to suffer
through Jesus Jones PU not that the balloon oh yes the balloon let's take it
wow I didn't know what really looked like that well neither did I
such lovely printing - Oh Lois check out the best part
is that it uh no no it's a and somethin'-somethin
ma babe right oh man I've lost all faith in mankind music is dead to me now hey
now's our chance let's do it hey baby shall I say where the hell are we
oh it's time to get up and put on your hat it's just stupid ahead oh all right
okay God hope the floor is not a hamper mmm
good now it's a time to burn the balcony under the rest of the people no no all
right all we got to do is find the American Embassy and they'll help us get
home home I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with
that intolerable woman that fat slob in that insufferable dog oh you're right
here aren't you let I stand by it my future is with Charlie farm you
really think that don't you I knew it okay we've got three days until Peter
and Lois get back from their kiss concerts let's go to jelly farm and now
you're talking you'll make a depot pit look like a fool
God will make you pay smite them
here's your cookin is something up I say Brian look three rows down what that Tom
Bosley what would Tom Bosley be doing on a
train and Switzerland I'm almost certain tom Edie look I don't know but if I yell
you have to watch Tom Bosley no it's not him is i its beautiful historic
architecture Munich was the home of many great writers such as Thomas month
you'll find more on Germany's contribution to the Arts in the pamphlet
we have provided yeah about your pamphlet uh I'm not seeing anything
about German history between 1939 and 1945 there's just a big gap everyone was
on vacation on your left is Munich's fest City Hall elected in Hicklin where
what are you talking about Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and we've been
invited punt reserve check your polling well you can't just ignore those years
thomas mon fled to America because of Nazism stranglehold on Germany nope
left the matter to daily clean a Dairy Queen that's preposterous how did he
have no more insinuations about the German people nothing bad happened
he Bevin became distant he then boys I'd see them nice melodic on toys
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yeah but we need to find a story if I'm ever gonna be a big-time reporter man
all right all right make like Siamese twins and split and then one of you die
when do we have the grape juice I came for the grape juice hey quagmire watch
this hey boys and girls we have a new student joining us this morning her name
is Lois Pewterschmidt yes well we need another girl I'd like
to play doctor with her and remove her inflamed appendix before it bursts
causing sepsis giggity giggity courage huh I sure wish I could meet a brave
fellow like the guy in this book you know where I'm a brave guy Lois oh yeah
I bet you're not brave enough to laugh at death watch me oh thanks like I don't
have enough trouble fitting in I bet you're not brave enough to take all your
clothes off Leia hideous oh well I bet you're too chicken to spend the night at
the old Selberg place Cleveland you mind stepping out of the way oh sorry
well I ain't neither and to prove it I'm going up there tonight
see you there pal you can't stay in that house old man so Berg's ghost still
haunts it not to mention the myriad of bacteria and allergens from years of
substandard housekeeping it does not augur well for you Oh zip it egghead you
with your big words and you and your small difficult words Wow
any boy who would spend the night in that creepy place sure would be the
greatest fella I ever met that Lois is some kind of woman
yeah just thinking about her makes my testicles wanna drop well speak of the
devil Oh make that Devils
all right Quagmire's team will take the left side of the house and Peters team
will take the right and whoever's alive in the morning can bury his dead pals do
I have a cobweb in my hair it feels like I have a cobweb in my hair what was that
oh it's just Michael Winslow from police academy this house gives me the creeps
yeah let's get out of here where are we we can't let those guys win what we
ought to do is pretend we're ghosts see and then we'll scare the other guys out
of the house then we can say that we spent the night and everyone will think
that we're bravest kids in the world especially Louis really scare them
everybody said Chuck check if we only had a teacup this would be like playing
find the teacup in the bedsheet like I do with my aunt Sophia
why God not only a ghost real but their innards are made of children later it's
us that's a nice effect yeah that's really scary wait a second if you're
there and I'm here in Istanbul is somewhere in this general area and who
the hell is that
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yeah yeah that's right son take it down a peg
well I guess we could all adjust to this look I'm making an angel hey Lois
everything's gonna be fine now smile while I write my name in you let go
I gotta use the bathroom now I'm sorry but your father gets incredibly filthy
rolling around everywhere he just has to take his 12 baths a day I don't like dad
anymore I invited some friends over to jump on him like a trampoline but his
roll of fat sucked up Ryan show and his mom yelled at him when he got home and
he beat me up at school the next day it's all here in this pamphlet kids we
just have to learn to accept this like one of those stories on Dateline where a
family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on
everybody sure they pretend to be happy but they're dead inside they're dead and
that'll be our lives huh what a big boneless jerk I am I might have screwed
up my life but there's no reason I gotta keep screwing up - goodbye cruel bone
filled world
oh so this is where all a waste and sewage winds up high and print that's a
wrap great job Peter are you coming to the wrap party tonight
right yeah I don't know I got a stand-up comedy class I'm taking at the Learning
Annex well actually I won't be a stand-up comic I'll be more like an
amorphous blob comic I gotta write that one down
nonsense I'll have the studio send a flatbed for you see you late Peter
there's something I've been wanting to say to you all evening what's that mrs.
Catherine zeta-jones Douglas I want to jump your nan bones hey hey I can't
believe I'm your type well as you can tell from my husband I've got a thing
for saggy shapeless men I'm married to Catherine zeta-jones will you sleep with
me oh yeah I'm gonna have to pass but there Louie Anderson's eating the
decorative soaps in the bathroom why don't you try him excuse me aren't you
Peter the human stunt bag that all depends on who's askin I'm a doctor
about to conduct an experimental procedure to get bones to a jellyfish
but I'd like to try it on a human first interested yeah I don't know interested
didn't you just say that yes I'll do it well the operation was a complete
success what are you going to do now well a whole reason I had the operation
was so I could go back to my family but it's been so long what if they don't
love me anymore hey to her where do you think all those bones came from
it's your bones that are inside me well mostly we picked up a drifter to fill in
the torso well like I always say family of freaks is better than no family ah
let's go home you know what's really weird this was covered by my HMO
hey Kerry you dare me to pop a wheelie in this thing well that doesn't sound
safe at all but okay I dare you that was great
six six baths seven seven bed
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Meet three of the Parker quadruplets.
You generally see in big families, there's some kind of over-arching resemblance – we
all look completely different.
Casey, Patrick and Payton just finished their freshman year at ECU.
They along with their sister Caitlin, who goes to a different college, are fraternal quadruplets.
We can't finish each other's sentences word for word, but we have a really good idea of
what the other person's thinking.
In the beginning, some of us wore the same outfits or colors and that was just how it was.
But as we grew older, we just had certain interests that attracted us.
Patrick is studying applied atmospheric science, Payton – music and Casey – fine art.
Even though they're separated on campus they still connect frequently.
We have a group chat and so every time that we're hungry we'll be like,
"Hey, you want to go get food?"
Their bond with ECU runs deep – they are fourth generation Pirates.
It shows me just how much this school means to my family.
Their grandfather, Pat Draughon, played baseball and football at ECU in the 1950's and met
his wife Joyce when they were both students.
After Pat passed away 28 years ago, the family took the memorial donations and created a
graduate scholarship for ECU athletes.
The university had meant a lot to us.
The Parker quadruplets never met their grandfather.
I get to know who he was.
He was an athlete he was also a very selfless and giving man.
And I see that through the scholarship.
And get this, the Parkers aren't the only fourth generation Pirates in their family
– their cousin, Hunter Draughon, also goes to ECU.
I just think that it's a great tradition to have everybody coming through here.
It's just kind of, purple is in our blood.
I've always wanted to go to East Carolina – not really anywhere else.
We get to make those classic college memories with our siblings.
It's a lot more fun than I expected.
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this little hole it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect and if
you shoot a laser into this hole the station blows up whoa whoa whoa well
that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there no no the holes only 2 meters
across well that's no bigger than a womp rat
exactly and even to get within range of it you have to skim along this whole
trench it's not a big deal I mean I probably bowled it up well you know put
some plywood over it or something well that would be terrible I mean we got to
think about resale reason what are you talking about this property is right
above sunset the values only going to go up lord Vader
you're inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given
you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale nor has it I find
your lack of faith disturbing that property is it a prime location 20
minutes to the beach 20 minutes mm there's nothing to do downtown enough of
this later release them as you wish all right so we're gonna plug up that hole
yeah we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object yeah we'll get
estimates to get estimates yeah someone was in the pod the tracks go off in this
direction look sir droids mark a penny
hey thanks for the sex early 90s printer
all right bring him on up Oh God it's a hundred degrees out here if I
pass out please note that I'm wearing a life cult bracelet with all my insurance
information what tell uncle Owen not to tell you that
your father is Darth Vader amber ooh when are you guys gonna let me join the
rebellion like all my friends oh stop whining you can come have some milk one
of these days I'm just gonna take off and join the rebellion whether you like
it or not oh but my bud caucus hey shut up with the noise eyes shut up-a with
the shut up I know it's a couple went to the choppa shut up in your face no I'm
like a dog don't want to shut up
you
now doing the same to the People's Court
oh this oil bath is gonna feel so good hey you guys think that 90's printer
looked clean right hey there's something stuck in this r2 unit yeah my only hope
help me obi-wan Kenobi you're my only hope
where is he is he sounds like C's in trouble is there any more to this
message intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids
intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids
intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids
hi I'm Darth Harrington's of Darth Harrington's intergalactic proton
powered electrical tentacled advertising droids Emporium in moon base due to a
garbled subspace transmission I am currently overstocked on all
intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids that I am
passing the savings on to you
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Daddy finger, Daddy finger where are you?
Here I am, here i am, how do you do?
Mummy finger, Mummy finger where are you?
Here I am, here i am, how do you do?
Brother finger, Brother finger where are you?
Here I am, here i am, how do you do?
Sister finger, Sister finger where are you?
Here I am, here i am, how do you do?
Baby finger, Baby finger where are you?
Here I am, here i am, how do you do?
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um let me grab my keys in a few minutes you'll become a smart successful Jewish
man I can make a foreskin joke right now but this is a solemn occasion and
besides there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back oh I get so many
of them too I know I know later travesty right now so bar mitzvahs are travesties
huh no my son getting bar Mitzvahed is a travesty he's doing it for all the wrong
reasons well lookie here Herschel we got our sweater them self-hating Jews
nothing I hate worse than a Jew who doesn't appreciate her own rich heritage
come on Mordecai let's get her
I'm sorry Louis I just wanted my son to be Jewish so
he'd be smarter then maybe his wife wouldn't be sorry she doesn't marry the
chimp next door oh hey that just because Stephen makes more money than you
doesn't mean he's any smarter and I think Chris will do just fine
how do you know that because I have faith in him the way I have faith in you
besides a person's religion is no guarantee of success
I see what you saying the Jewish is just like us no better no worse yeah Rick
what is trying to say is everything's gonna be okay
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is violence in movies
effing crying
yeah help me with my math mr. Shackelford says if I don't learn it I
won't be able to function in the real world okay now what you got to do is go
down the road past the old Johnson place and you're gonna find two roads one
parallel and one perpendicular now keep going until you come to a highway that
bisects it at a 45-degree angle solve for x maths math my dear boy is nothing
more than the lesbian sister of biology
hello sir enough with the foreplay sir what are you selling I was gonna try to
sell you some handsome cream but I can see you already bought out the store
don't want so perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner
cannot be without volcano insurance go on according to my uncle who's a real
whiz with volcanoes all volcano is coming this way come in how much is this
volcano insurance uh I don't know let's say $200 $200 this morning I spent on
all that handsome cream oh not that kind of money what about that jar of money no
way that's Lois's rainy-day fund ah come on
it never rains in Rhode Island what yeah but I'm pretty sure we've never had a
volcano either well don't you think we're overdue for one oh hell you doing
watching you sleep cutie pie why are you sick sick little moo-cow but
you shall watch no more why would you only get laser surgery because I just
don't think it's safe okay I just need to make a quick incision here we should
be all done mrs. Wilson Luke use the Force really because I was just gonna be
useless or okay
are you happy I've never been happy oh don't worry honey we'll get you a new
pair tomorrow yes and in the meantime here's a little vision test what is this
a poopie or a Toblerone we now return to girlfriends on lifetime Barry was over
last night and he'll tell me he left the toilet seat up oh I ran into Frank it's
funny he fought in Vietnam he's an exorcist but there is one thing that
terrifies him commitment image you're my third best friend in the whole world
third who are the first two Ben and Jerry life no television for New Year's
Peter did you take the money from the family job oh me yes me couldn't be dan
who yeah I did it I bought us volcano insurance volcano insurance that's
ridiculous that's the same thing you said when you talked me out of getting
that cloud insurance look at them up there just plotting picking their moment
so bill we attack tomorrow yes tomorrow I mean it this time I do too
Peter that was our emergency money and your daughter just so happens to need a
new pair of glasses Lois no one really needs glass
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see is violence in movies
laughing crying
yeah help me with my math mr. Shackelford says if I don't learn it I
won't be able to function in the real world okay now what you got to do is go
down the road past the old Johnson place and you're gonna find two roads one
parallel and one perpendicular now keep going until you come to a highway that
bisects it at a 45-degree angle solve for X maths math my dear boy is nothing
more than the lesbian sister of biology
hello sir enough with the foreplay Journal what are you selling I was gonna
try to sell you some handsome cream but I can see you already bought out the
store go on so perhaps you'd be interested in something every homeowner
cannot be without volcano insurance grow on according to my uncle who's a real
whiz with volcanoes all volcano is coming this way
come in how much is this volcano insurance I don't know let's say $200
$200 this morning I spent on all that handsome cream I'm not that kind of
money what about that jar of money no way that's Lois's rainy-day fund ah come
on it never rains in Rhode Island what yeah but I'm pretty sure we've never had
a volcano either well don't you think we're overdue for one no how are you
doing watching you sleep cutie pie why are you sick sick little moo-cow but you
shall watch no more why won't you let me get laser surgery because I just don't
think it's safe okay I just need to make a quick incision here we should be all
done mrs. Wilson Luke use the Force really cuz I was just gonna use the
force okay
are you happy I've never been happy oh don't worry honey we'll get you a new
pair tomorrow yes and in the meantime here's a little vision test what is this
a poopie or a Toblerone we now return to girlfriends on lifetime Barry was over
last night and don't tell me he left the toilet seat up
oh I ran into Frank it's funny he fought in Vietnam he's an exorcist but there is
one thing that terrifies him commitment Oh midge you're my third best friend in
the whole world third for the first two Ben and Jerry life no television for New
Year's Peter did you take their money from the family job Oh me yes me
couldn't be Dan who yeah I did it I bought us volcano insurance okay no
insurance that's ridiculous that's the same thing you said when you talked me
out of getting that cloud insurance look at them up there this platen picking
their moment so bill we attack tomorrow yes tomorrow I mean at this time I do
too Peter that was our emergency money and your daughter just so happens to
need a new pair of glasses Lois no one really needs glass
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get used to this sight I am guys running away from you Tom you're so deep in the
closet you're fighting Christmas presents I remember I story we tell Lois
that we both stayed all night and I caught the ghost with my lasso yeah yeah
and I punched him so hard he ran crying all the way back to hell she'll have to
believe that it hangs together so perfectly our top story today cowardly
kids lay down rubber at the old Selberg place wait where we turn that up Peter
Griffin and Glenn quagmire were seen bolting we're seen bolting out of the
supposedly haunted house after just one half hour leaving only their pride and
twin trails of urine behind them cheese and crackers now Lois will know
everything not if I can help it newsroom hello this is Peter Griffin
you better stop saying that stuff well we're gonna watch something else today
on the view cooties the silent killer
Louis is something we gotta tell you yeah we didn't stay in the haunted house
we're not brave oh I decided I don't care about bravery you don't know I
realized what I really like is smarts sorry I'm late darling I was checking my
stool for blood more golden he's so clever so uh Morty he got us again yeah
this whole thing just shows it women are nothing but trouble you said it lets you
and me swear off him for good dad help I say quagmire it seems to me we've each
made another 500 million dollars good thing we swore off women so we wouldn't
be distracted and unable to accumulate this vast amount of wealth yes hey you
watch the ticker I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with us buddies in
the fridge
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My oldest daughter, she's going to be five.
She will pretend that she's working on her business
and she's signing people up on her team
and that they joined her team by going to her website.
My daughter is nine and they have so many different
things at school, what do you wanna be when you grow up.
Before it was a movie star and then she has actually put
I wanna be a Pampered Chef consultant.
Oh my goodness, she sees how happy it makes me
and that's exciting to anybody.
My business has allowed me the flexibility.
If she's sick then I can take a sick day,
I don't have to call into work to take care of my child.
I'm just able to be the one that does it.
It feels good to know that the kids know mom works too,
even though she's always around.
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um let me grab my keys Chris in a few minutes you'll become a smart successful
Jewish man I can make a foreskin joke right now but this is a solemn occasion
and besides there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back
oh I get so many of them too I know I know Shh but later
travesty right now so bar mitzvahs are travesties huh no my son getting bar
Mitzvahed is a travesty he's doing it for all the wrong reasons well lookie
here Herschel we got us one of them self-hating Jews yes and I hate worse
than a Jew who doesn't appreciate her own rich heritage come on Mordecai let's
get her
I'm sorry Louis I just wanted my son to be Jewish so
he'd be smarter then maybe his wife wouldn't be sorry she didn't marry the
chimp next door oh hey Dad just because Stephen makes more money
than you doesn't mean he's any smarter and I think Chris will do just fine how
do you know that because I have faith in him the way I have faith in you besides
a person's religion is no guarantee of success I see what you saying
the Jewish it's just like us no better no worse yeah I admit I think what is
trying to say is everything's gonna be okay
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