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Narrator: Hello, welcome back to Tip Top Trading where everyone is gossiping about

Paul's announcement that Anna is to lead the company's new stock

management system for the new laser-curved fruit.

Denise: Yes Anna…the new girl…she's done really well although I don't know what

experience she's got….anyway, about the hairdresser you mentioned, oh I

loved his aftershave…

Tom: I can't understand it.

I've got all the experience and all the ideas…she's just such a…

Anna: Tom.

Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to check you're ok with me leading

this strategy for stock management.

Tom: Oh of course not.

You deserve it.

Narrator: That was a nice touch Anna.

Anna: But Tom, now you must help me.

Tom: Eh?!

Narrator: Anna!

That's not the best way to ask for help.

Remember what I've always told you about politeness?

Anna: Be polite – yes you keep telling me that.

Narrator: And if you want someone to help you, ask them, don't tell them – even

if it is Tom!

Anna: Oh right.

I'm in a bit of a panic.

I've never done this before.

I don't know where to begin.

Narrator: Well start by asking your colleagues for help like this:

I would be most grateful if you could give me some help

Please could I ask you for some advice?

I know you're busy but could you spare me a few minutes of your time please?

Go on, give it a try!

Anna: Right, thanks.

I'll try.

Erm, excuse me Tom.

Sorry about earlier.

I'm a little nervous about leading this strategy thing

and I would be most grateful if you could give me some help….please?

Tom: Of course Anna.

Why didn't you say, I'd be delighted.

I've lost count of the number of projects I've lead over the years.

Anna: Great, thanks.

So…where do you think I should begin?

Tom: Give me a few minutes and I'll find some of the excellent work I did last

year.

You'll just need to copy it really.

Hold on…

Paul: Ah Anna…just popping out for some biscuits….err, how's the stock

management strategy coming along?

Anna: Oh very good Paul….actually, please could I ask you for some advice?

Paul: Yes of course….although I don't know if I'll be much use!

Tom: …now where did I save those damn documents?…

Anna: I'm very grateful for this opportunity but I'm a little unsure of where to start.

Tom is looking for some his old work but…

Paul: Really?!

To be honest, this isn't Tom's speciality.

At a time like this I would ask Denise.

Anna: Denise!?

Paul: Yes…she may only be the office assistant but she always has words of

wisdom.

Right…custard creams of chocolate digestives?

Anna: What?

Paul: Biscuits?

Anna: Oh…custard creams please.

Err, Denise, I know you're busy but could you spare a few minutes of your time please?

Denise: Of course Anna, always happy to help you.

Anna: Well you know the stock management control system?

Denise: The one you've now got to work out…well done for getting that!

Anna: Thanks.

I really don't know where to begin.

It was OK writing it down for Paul but how do I put it in to practice?

There's just too much to do!

Denise: Calm down Anna.

You'll be fine.

The first thing you need to do is to look at our current system.

Anna: Look at our current system.

How do I do that?

Denise: Easy!

Just take the lift down to the warehouse and speak to Mr Ingle and

then write down what you find – and draw up an action plan of tasks you

need to do – like a shopping list – I'm very good at those.

Anna: Go and see Mr Ingle?

Oh do I have to.

Denise: He's ok really Anna.

If you approach him in the right way he won't bite

your head off!

Anna: What?

Bite my head off!

Oh…well, if he won't bite me…then I suppose I

should go and see him.

Thanks for your advice Denise, I could kiss you.

Right, I'm going to go and see him right now.

Narrator: Make an action plan!

A good idea.

Well done Denise, you're smarter than you look!

And well done Anna, you eventually got the help you needed by

using these phrases: I would be most grateful if you could give

me some help Please could I ask you for some advice?

I know you're busy but could you spare me a few minutes of your time please?

Remember, if you're stuck for ideas just ask for help…but maybe not Tom,

I wonder how he's getting on?

Tom: Here Anna, I've got them.

Look, all my ideas from my last stock control project…pages and

pages of them.

Just copy these, they're brilliant.

Anna?

Anna!

Paul: …too late, I've just seen her in the lift.

Fancy a custard cream Tom?

Narrator: So Anna is off to speak to the prickly Mr Ingle.

Let's hope she uses those phrases to ask for help, otherwise she might

get her head bitten off – and it could get very messy!

See you next time.

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Why I Don't Have a Boyfriend - Duration: 3:08.

I have an overactive imagination.

Which is endearing, right?

Right.

*clears throat*

But that can lead to some interesting jobs

like a young adult author.

And then, our beautiful heroine jumped down from her dragon to save the shockingly handsome

boy elf.

Next Game of Thrones.

Oh yeah.

Or a really great babysitter.

After we finish our fort, we'll go make some rainbow sparkle sprinkle sparkle slime and

then we can chase the neighborhood dogs around!

But when it comes to dating, an overactive imagination can be a disaster.

I'll be walking down the street and I'll pass some guy.

And there's nothing particularly interesting about him,

except for that sweet little way his mouth turns up at the corner like he's always laughing

at a joke.

Oh my god, that's adorable!

I bet he would laugh at one of my jokes.

Bet he would.

I bet he has a degree from Boston University and he writes poetry on the weekends.

I bet he's never met a girl like me.

You know, nothing compares to California girls and all he knows is Boston girls.

*scoffs* Boston

I really do think he loves me, though.

And he loves me even more than Walt Whitman which is saying something because he loves

Walt Whitman.

That's who he did his thesis on.

*record scratch*

You try dating when your heart is getting

broken three times a day!

More if you're walking down a lot of sidewalks.

*OS cough*

His cough.

That's a really cute cough.

It's almost like you were saving a kitten from a storm and you got a cold after you

saved the kitten.

That was really, really heroic of you.

Are you free Friday night?

Drinks?

Dinner?

Or movie?

Animal shelter?

We can go look at some kittens, more kittens, if you want...

Cut, cut it.

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So David, which photo should we post for our engagement on Instagram?

Umm, you told me these were set photos.

You do this after every sketch when I'm with you.

You take these photos and call them our engagement photos.

This is why I haven't been on the last few of your sketches.

I've been a little uncomfortable.

But which one?

The one in the red shirt?

Okay, I love you!

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Tommy's Honour ~ "I don't care" - Duration: 2:18.

Tommy gave me his winnings.

It's no great honor beating Robin hood, Jamie.

Here, dad.

A golf quiver.

Jamie, leave us.

Go see what your sister's wanting.

And most of that money will go into the collection on Sunday.

On your way.

Aye, father.

Of course we'd make ours bigger for more clubs, like, but...

Caddies would love you for it, dad.

What do you think?

Your mother's been to Whitburn, Tommy.

What's this about?

That woman you're squiring for the whole town to see.

Do you know the first thing about her Tommy?

Besides what you're wanting from her?

Nancy.

A Fornacatrix!

This drinnen woman parading around!

Named and shamed in her own church!

I don't listen to church gossip, mum.

'Tis not gossip.

Your Margaret drinnen, the scullery maid you've pinned your heart to...

Her minister showed me the ledger.

She had a bastard child five years ago.

All Whitburn knows what she is!

You'll not see that woman again.

- Meg?

- Tommy?

Tommy.

I don't care.

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Don'T Spend A Penny More In Pills For High Blood Pressure Or Bad Cholesterol. Take This For A Week - Duration: 2:44.

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[ENGSUB]Running Man ep363 SNSD Yuri don't want to be Seok Jin's partner HD - Duration: 0:43.

Rock, scissors, paper

(Yuri and Seok Jin become partners)

My goodness.

(Screaming)

(What a bitter victory.)

(Sctrangely, the selection of Seok Jin's partner made him sad.)

-Everyone. -I screamed without realizing it.

(The loser accepts the defeat as well.)

So with this,

Yuri and Seok Jin will be each other's partners.

(It's settled that Seok Jin and Yuri will be a pair.)

-Accept it. It's fate. -No.

(Sighing)

Why are you so good at rock, scissors, paper?

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Liverpool transfer news: Liverpool don't want to sell Philippe Coutinho to Barcelona - Duration: 2:11.

Liverpool transfer news: Liverpool don't want to sell Philippe Coutinho to Barcelona

The Arsenal boss was asked about Coutinho's situation today with Barca having had three bids rejected by Liverpool.

Coutinho has handed in a transfer request, which Liverpool have knocked back, and his future remains up in the air with seven days left until the end of the transfer window.

But Wenger said: "I don't know where he stands with Liverpool or they stand with him. "I'm not even sure Barcelona are in for him, I don't know.

"Every situation is different. It depends what has been agreed between you and the players so it's difficult. "I don't know whats happening between Coutinho and Liverpool.

"I have enough to deal with my own situations here. Coutinho signed a new five-year deal earlier this year and Barcelona are going to have to pay through the roof if they want to sign him.

A fourth bid worth £138million is currently being prepared. Wenger added: "It's always difficult because you want your players to be happy but the players have contracts.

"In general, you want the players to stay with that club when they have contracts with. "But every situation is different because you have to know internally what's going on.

The Arsenal boss was asked about Coutinho's situation today with Barca having had three bids rejected by Liverpool.

Coutinho has handed in a transfer request, which Liverpool have knocked back, and his future remains up in the air with seven days left until the end of the transfer window.

But Wenger said: "I don't know where he stands with Liverpool or they stand with him. "I'm not even sure Barcelona are in for him, I don't know.

"Every situation is different. It depends what has been agreed between you and the players so it's difficult. "I don't know whats happening between Coutinho and Liverpool.

"I have enough to deal with my own situations here. Coutinho signed a new five-year deal earlier this year and Barcelona are going to have to pay through the roof if they want to sign him.

A fourth bid worth £138million is currently being prepared. Wenger added: "It's always difficult because you want your players to be happy but the players have contracts.

"In general, you want the players to stay with that club when they have contracts with. "But every situation is different because you have to know internally what's going on.

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(KOR/ENG Sub) #07「Heroes」 Bloody Bunny Don't Be My Enemy - Duration: 1:01.

Brother, we fought a lot of enemies, right?

I did it, not us

So, when I fight, I want to be a Sentai.

A group of five?

An ordinary rabbit does not have a looking cool.

Sure... So, will we fight like a Sentai?

I have red bunny

wait! Why are you red?

It's not you, I'm your brother.

I'm red, you're like yellow.

Who are you talking to, Red is the leader.

You're not a leader.

I am the leader, I am older you.

It's good to give up because your younger brother talks.

Ha... you're telling me that such a bowl is not a leader.

If you turn red, that's it.

Now what?

So what, you and I both got red.

If both are red, what about blue?

Then you can do it.

What is Yellow Green Pink?

Just mix everything!

It feels bad to mix colors...

There was no Snetai story...

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10 Small Dog Breeds That Don't Shed ❤ Small Non Shedding Dogs 101 - Duration: 9:04.

You love dogs, but not everyone enjoys cleaning up profuse quantities of dog hair.

If you are looking for a small canine companion that won't coat your sofa, you are in luck.

From small dogs that don't shed at all, to dogs who shed minimally, here are 10 small

dog breeds that don't require buying stock in lint rollers.

In no particular order.

Hi, I'm Leroy and I'm Rosie and this is Animal Facts.

Let's get started.

But, before we start, take a moment to like and subscribe for more fun, fauna facts.

Let us know about your doggy in the comments below.

10.

Border Terrier

The Border Terrier was bred for hunting foxes and rodents, but this intelligent and hardy

breed also makes her a lively companion or family pet.

The Border is good-tempered, affectionate, obedient, and easily trained.

She's highly intelligent and quickly learns the cues that signal you're going outside

for a walk or to the office, when it's dinnertime, and what you like and don't like her to chew.

Her wiry coat is hypoallergenic, sheds little, and requires an easy weekly brushing.

The Border Terriers isn't yappy, but she'll bark to alert you of anything unusual, and

she can become a nuisance barker if she gets bored.

9.

Shih Tzu

The Shih Tzu is both loyal and friendly, and he happens to be hypoallergenic, too.

The Shih Tzu's coat does not shed, with the hair only falling out when brushed or

broken.

The favored pet of the Tang Dynasty, this "little lion dog" comes in a variety of colors

and patterns.

This Toy dog is sturdy and lively, with a carriage often described as arrogant, due

to his proudly held head and curling tail.

The Shih Tzu was bred to be a house pet, and his gentle, trusting nature makes him an exceptional

companion.

8.

Bichon Frise

The Bichon Frise is truly a non-shedding small dog who has hair like yours instead of fur.

This playful and affectionate dog is an ideal pet for people with allergies, but she is

not maintenance-free.

The Bichon Frise's hair grows continuously, requiring frequent grooming, brushing, and

the occasional bath in order to keep up with her powder-puff looks.

No dog is truly hypoallergenic as all dogs shed some allergens.

If you have dog allergies, we suggest you spend time with a breed before you adopt.

7.

Basenji

If you love hounds but don't enjoy their distinctive corn chip odor and shedding habits, the Basenji,

who originates from Central Africa, might be the perfect small dog breed for you.

The Basenji sheds very minimally, and his short, fine coat requires little care beyond

the occasional brushing.

The Basenji lacks a distinctive odor and is also famously quiet, which makes him an ideal

dog for apartments - as long as he gets daily exercise and playtime.

He is a hunting dog after all.

6.

Bolognese

Like the Bichon Frise, the distinctive fluffy coat of the Bolognese is composed of hair

rather than fur.

The Bolognese does not shed, although dead hair must be brushed out regularly, and the

coat requires daily grooming to keep this lovable lap dogs looking her best.

The Bolognese, like his cousin the Bichon Frise, is a tiny white dog with curly hair.

Unlike the Bichon, the Bolognese's hair flows in long, wavy locks, giving him the look of

a fairy tale dog.

Sometimes a bit shy, he's something of a one-person dog, never happier than when he's in your

lap.

5.

Chinese Crested

One way to avoid shedding is to select a dog breed without hair or fur.

The Chinese Crested comes in two coat types: hairless and powderpuff.

The Hairless Chinese Crested have hair on his head, tail, and feet, while the powderpuff

is covered with a coat of fine hair that sheds very minimally.

A hairless dog breed requires extra care and attention when it comes to his skin.

Without hair, he needs protection from the sun and cold and is more prone to skin irritations.

The most popular of the hairless breeds, the Chinese Crested is still very rare.

He is alert, charming, agile and lovable.

Though affectionate and playful with children, children should be taught not to be rough

with him as he is friendly, but he does not have the protective hair that other breeds

have and can get injured easily.

Overall, he is an entertaining and amusing companion.

4.

Havanese

This native Cuban dog offers his owner both his spunky charm and a coat that doesn't shed,

which means less time spent lint rolling the furniture and more time romping with the playful

Havanese.

A member of the Bichon family of dogs, along with the Bichon Frise, the Maltese, and the

Bolognese, his coat requires weekly brushing and regular baths to keep him clean and healthy.

The Havanese does well in all types of housing, from apartments to homes with large yards.

But he'll probably bark when he sees someone passing by the house or when he hears a strange

noise.

The good news is that he doesn't bark just for the sake of hearing his own voice.

3.

Lhasa Apso

This small dog breed from Tibet makes an excellent companion.

Calm yet playful, the Lhasa Apso enjoys brisk walks and resting in her owner's lap.

Lhasa Apso doesn't shed, but her coat does require maintenance.

Many owners keep their Lhasa Apso clipped in a "puppy cut" to avoid daily grooming and

brushing of her long hair.

Be aware that the breed is known for being impatient with the normal clumsiness associated

with children; he'll nip.

He tends to bond with adults more than with youngsters, but this isn't a hard-and-fast

rule.

Older children, or young children who are exceptionally gentle with dogs, can live happily

with the Lhasa.

If you are seeking a 100 percent "kid dog," the Lhasa is probably not a good choice.

2.

Miniature Schnauzer

The Miniature Schnauzer is a smart, trainable, and cheerful little dog that strongly resembles

his Standard Schnauzer cousin.

This Terrier sheds very little, and his adaptability makes him at home in the city or the country,

as long as his people are close by.

To keep your Miniature Schnauzer looking his best, incorporate weekly brushing and regular

grooming into his schedule.

He likes to be in the center of the action.

He's fairly good with children and he's energetic, with a lot of terrier spunkiness.

The problem is, he has no clue how small he is, and he's likely to talk trash to a much

larger dog without any concept of the consequences.

That swagger of his can get him in trouble, so it's up to you to keep him in line.

Before we get to number one, here are some popular breeds we didn't cover.

Affenpinscher Brussels Griffon

Maltese Scottish Terrier

Yorkshire Terrier

1.

Poodle

Last but certainly not least is the Poodle.

Most people think of the poodle when they hear about small dogs that don't shed, and

with good reason.

The Poodle is non-shedding and hypoallergenic.

Miniature and Toy Poodles offer these qualities in a petite, intelligent package that differ

only in size from Standard Poodles.

The Poodle is highly intelligent, making him easy to train.

He is an active, proud dog.

His hair does require regular grooming to avoid mats and tangles.

The Poodle has been used as a contributing parent for quite a few hypoallergenic hybrid

breeds often called Doodle dogs, such as the Cavapoo, the Maltipoo, the Schnoodle and the

Cockapoo.

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🔴5 Facts about Ashish chanchlani That You Definitely Don't Know - Duration: 1:55.

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only getting involve in youtube he also has an

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Acting career

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He used to copy videos from foreign Viners

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Trump Raping on China ( ROBLOX ) * DON'T TAKE IT AS REAL * - Duration: 1:40.

*Intro*

Yo ! Yo ! China ...

You got nothing on me !

Come Dude ! Come and fight with me !

Oh Oh! Oh, you know! You don't even have means to fight me!

You know! I have a lot of haters, but ... I'm stronger than you!

Look at my country! It is so nice and clean but yours is just like a black piss of poop!

And my wall! My Wall is bigger than yours!

Look at your money! It's so less, I have more money than you! * Pointed at money*

Roast me back China!

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Don't Cross Cookie | Season 4 | EMPIRE - Duration: 0:46.

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Don't Call Me Champ - The Real Stephen Blatt (Episode 2) - Duration: 2:37.

- [Interviewer] Take me back.

How did it all start?

- It all started about three weeks ago.

My parents were giving me shit like they always do.

- Hey, pal, how 'bout we start those driving lessons

this week, hmm?

Whaddya say to that?

- It'd be pretty chill, I guess.

When you buying the new car?

- [Mom] What new car?

- Oh, I test drove a Maserati the other day.

- A Maserati?

Jim, don't you think that's a little extravagant?

- Yeah, maybe it is.

But I'm due a promotion at work,

and I figure once Stephen gets his license,

he'll need something to drive in.

And the old Ford Focus is a great starter car.

- Ford Focus? What the fuck?

- Honey, please, your language.

- I thought I was gonna get the Mas!

- Steve, c'mon.

Look, I'll put the Ford Focus in your name,

and you can drive the Mas whenever you want.

- What?

- I'm not crazy about the idea, but

maybe we can work it out.

- So how 'bout we start those lessons tomorrow, huh?

Whaddya say to that, champ?

- Here's what I say.

Champs don't drive shitty cars!

- Stephen!

- Maude, leave him alone.

It was a good shot.

- [Interviewer] Was it something you'd planned?

- Nah. You know, people say most genius happens

when you're not, like, thinking about it, you know.

- Who says that?

- People, and like, other geniuses.

- Would you consider yourself a genius?

- I'll let the people answer that one.

What I do know is that that moment of genius

changed my life forever.

It's like when Benjamin Franklin was flying his kite,

and he invented lightning.

He's probably just like a normal kid before that.

Actually, no, he was an adult.

Whatever, that's not important.

The important part is that

sometimes cool genius shit just happens.

Just like lightning.

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It's Just in wearing an Eye Patch Go back to sleep Girl

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Okay so does Jon snow Kill the White walkers come on now i know there's a guy Named Jon snow Who hates White People?

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Spoil Game of Thrones so if i tell you this you all believe them from the future yes please Whatever sure okay so

That's Why it's okay that Jon snow had sex with his aunt

Okay so now do you guys believe that i'm from the future yeah ii knew this Whole Time

Okay the Way to save the World Is oh?

Crap

Teeth That's all we are in the end Just blood and Teeth

Guys are we responsible for the end of the World

Technically Maybe Not we Won't Know for sure Until we Watch the episode Which is this Sunday

Dude did you see that these season finale of Game of Thrones leaks oh my god i cannot believe that Jon snow had sex with

His aunt

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We've all heard of the Illuminati.

They're the guys behind all the political assassinations and fake moon landings, and

they'll stop at nothing to bring about the New World Order.

Or...something.

So, how did the Illuminati become the Information Age's version of the Gestapo, Thought Police,

and Inquisition all rolled into one?

"I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Hold onto your hats, because we're diving into the secret history of the Illuminati.

Bavarian Illuminati

The roots of the Illuminati go back to May 1, 1776, when a college professor named Adam

Weishaupt founded a secret refuge for Germans in search of "freedom from church domination

over philosophy and science."

He called it the Illuminati of Bavaria.

Think of it as a secret club for wealthy, male fans of democracy and tolerance.

Soon its lodges appeared elsewhere in Europe, and the secret got too big to hide.

As you might expect, non-democratic authorities were none too pleased to learn of Weishaupt's

secret club.

From 1784 to 1787, Duke Karl Theodor of Bavaria cracked down on secret societies, outlawing

the Illuminati.

In 1785, Weishaupt skipped town and the Illuminati of Bavaria shut down.

That should have been the end of it — but that's only where the conspiracy theories

began.

Expanding conspiracy

So, why do people still worry about this secret club that was probably defunct centuries ago?

Fittingly, it all goes back to one paranoid guy.

In the 1790s, a French abbot named Augustin Barruel nearly singlehandedly invented the

modern idea of the evildoing Illuminati.

According to his theories, the Illuminati went underground and secretly took over the

European Freemasonry from the inside, and then sparked the French Revolution in 1789.

Barruel explained all his theories in his four-volume Memoirs Illustrating the History

of Jacobinism.

According to Barruel, the Illuminati were medieval Satan-worshipers on a quest for ultimate

power.

Crazy?

Sure.

But wait — it gets crazier.

Double trouble

Augustin Barruel's theory might have been the craziest theory about the French Revolution,

but it wasn't the only crazy theory.

The same year that Barruel's Memoirs came out, Englishman John Robison published Proofs

of a Conspiracy, claiming that the Illuminati were a secret threat to governmental stability

everywhere.

You know how two movies about the same thing sometimes coincidentally come out at the same

time?

"Coincidence!

Or the rarer, sexier coinkidinks."

It was like that, but with these two 18th-century Illuminati conspiracy books.

Guess some things never change.

The Crowley connection

Over the years, the Illuminati's alleged ties to Satanism refused to go away.

In the early 1900s, the most messed up Satanic elements of Barruel's theory returned, thanks

to Aleister Crowley.

At the peak of Crowley's notoriety, the media called him "the wickedest man in Britain."

He certainly was a controversial figure who turned being an Illuminatus into a cool, rebellious

idea for weirdos on the fringes of society.

Communism

In conspiracy theory culture, what actually happened doesn't matter as much as the stories

people tell themselves, and with that in mind, there's one big piece missing from the Illuminati

conspiracy story: Communism.

Where does Communism fit in the big Illuminati scheme?

For the answer, we need to go back once again to Bavaria at the time of the Holy Roman Empire.

According to theories by Brad and Sherri Steiger, the Bavarian Illuminati "survived in the form

of … 'reading societies' devoted to literature and self-improvement."

They proposed that Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were members of those Illuminati "reading

societies" when they wrote the Communist Manifesto in 1848.

Steiger goes on to say that the historians got it wrong.

Communism isn't some idealistic critique of Industrial Capitalism.

He says that Communists are Illuminati.

By this logic, the Cold War wasn't about fighting Communism.

It was about about resisting the Illuminati plan for a New World Order.

And, you know what happens next: it gets worse.

Henry Ford

Dig deep enough, and the Illuminati conspiracy inevitably goes from adorably nutty to horribly,

disgustingly anti-Semitic.

And for that we can thank Henry Ford, founder of the Ford Motor Company.

In 1921, Ford reprinted an English translation of a Russian propaganda article called The

Protocols of the Elders of Zion in his wildly anti-Semitic newspaper, The Dearborn Independent.

The Protocols supposedly described a secret meeting of evil Jewish men, commonly understood

to be Illuminati, who got together to plot world domination.

So why does it matter that Henry Ford chose to publish The Protocols in his newspaper?

Besides getting Ford name-checked in Mein Kampf as one of Hitler's heroes, it also gave

"both wide distribution and global credibility" to anti-Semitic lies, according to The Washington

Post.

Those same anti-Semitic lies show up constantly in today's Illuminati-obsessed conspiracy

theory culture.

20th-century takeover

The second half of the 20th-century is where a lot of the modern Illuminati conspiracy

theories picked up steam.

It was kind of inevitable, considering all the clandestine spying and technology advances

that were happening at the time.

In particular, FBI director J. Edgar Hoover's COINTELPRO domestic surveillance program for

monitoring radical activists was supposedly tied to the Illuminati, as was the CIA's Project

MKUltra — a program that dosed soldiers with LSD in the hope of developing supersoldiers.

Even some presidents supposedly had the inside scoop on the Illuminati threat.

In 1961, President John F. Kennedy gave a speech that some corners of the internet call

his "Illuminati speech."

Why?

Because of one single line:

"And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies."

What "secret societies" was he talking about?

It was 1961, so probably Communism, or maybe the Mafia, but that wasn't really the point

of the speech.

It was about the freedom of the press...the same freedom that allows today's conspiracy

buffs to claim he was killed by the Illuminati.

The Illuminatus! Trilogy

Pretty soon, paranoia and conspiracy theories went mainstream.

Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea capitalized on the widespread interest in conspiracy theories

by writing The Illuminatus!

Trilogy in 1975, three psychedelic, certifiably insane Illuminati-themed novels released as

one volume.

Based on the most outlandish conspiracy theories the authors learned while editing the Playboy

Forum, The Illuminatus!

Trilogy basically established the subgenre of "conspiracy fiction" and continues to drive

interest in sinister secret societies.

"You're talking about the Illuminati?"

"It's no joke."

Digital Illuminati

In theory, just about all of current human knowledge is available on the internet — not

to mention roughly 70 percent of the world's cats-in-people-clothes population.

So why is the truth about Illuminati so hard to come by?

Well, move over Al Gore, because according to some conspiracy theorists, the Illuminati

invented the internet.

Why would they invent the internet?

Well, so it's easier to brainwash everyone, obviously.

"These telepathic little bastards, they embed themselves in memories, then they use those

to multiply and spread out to take over planets."

In other words, Illuminati conspiracy theories are getting more convoluted with every passing

year.

Do the Illuminati orchestrate the world's wars?

Are they enormous Satanist Reptilians who live inside the hollowed-out Moon?

Is it all part of their plan for a New World Order?

You can ask the internet.

But...you probably shouldn't.

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