STEVE: GIVE ME ALEC,
GIVE ME CHRISTAL.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
STEVE: TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE
BOARD. NAME SOMETHING YOU LIE
ABOUT ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE.
CHRISTAL: HOW OLD YOU ARE.
STEVE: HOW OLD YOU ARE.
ALEC: HEIGHT.
STEVE: YOUR HEIGHT.
ALEC: WHOO!
STEVE: PASS OR PLAY?
ALEC: WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE.
STEVE: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ALEC, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
ALEC: GOOD. HOW YOU DOING?
STEVE: GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, MAN,
GOOD. WHAT DO YOU DO, ALEC?
ALEC: I'M IN A LEADERSHIP
DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM AT COCA-COLA
CONSOLIDATED IN CHARLOTTE,
NORTH CAROLINA.
MAN: WHOO!
ALEC: WHOO! YEAH!
STEVE: TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT THAT, 'CAUSE I LIKE
COCA-COLA.
ALEC: YES, SIR, IT'S THE BEST
SOFT DRINK IN THE WORLD.
STEVE: MM-HMM.
ALEC: SO I'M SPENDING TIME IN A
LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE
BUSINESS: THE PRODUCTION SIDE,
THE WAREHOUSE SIDE, THE SALES
SIDE, AND THE MARKETING SIDE.
I'M GONNA SEE WHERE IT LEADS
AFTER THAT.
STEVE: SKY'S THE LIMIT, BABY.
ABSOLUTELY.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, MAN.
AUSTIN, TELL ME SOMETHING
YOU'D LIE ABOUT ON AN
ONLINE DATING SITE.
AUSTIN: I'M GONNA SAY YOUR JOB.
STEVE: YOU'D LIE ABOUT YOUR JOB.
ALEC: YES, SIR! GOOD BOY!
STEVE: SEAN--HEH HEH! TELL ME
SOMETHING YOU'D LIE ABOUT ON AN
ONLINE DATING SITE.
SEAN: I'M GONNA GO YOUR LOOKS.
STEVE: YOUR LOOKS.
ALEC: GOOD ANSWER.
AUSTIN: GOOD ANSWER.
SEAN: OH, THERE IT IS.
STEVE: ASHLEE, LET'S GO. NAME
SOMETHING YOU'D LIE ABOUT ON AN
ONLINE DATING SITE.
ASHLEE: IF I WAS MARRIED OR NOT.
SEAN: YEAH, YEAH.
STEVE: MARRIED OR NOT.
ASHLEE: WHOO!
ALEC: YEAH!
STEVE: MISS LANITA, NAME
SOMETHING YOU'D LIE ABOUT ON AN
ONLINE DATING SITE.
LANITA: I'D LIE ABOUT KIDS.
I WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW.
STEVE: YOU'D LIE ABOUT
YOUR KIDS.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
ALEC, ONLY ONE STRIKE. GIVE ME
SOMETHING YOU'D LIE ABOUT ON AN
ONLINE DATING SITE.
ALEC: YOUR HOBBIES.
AUSTIN: OOH, GREAT ANSWER.
STEVE: YOUR HOBBIES.
ALEC: WHOO!
STEVE: ONLY ONE STRIKE. NAME
SOMETHING YOU'D LIE ABOUT ON AN
ONLINE DATING SITE.
AUSTIN: UM, I'M GONNA SAY
YOUR...FAVORITE FOOD.
SEAN: ATTABOY. YEAH!
GOOD ANSWER!
STEVE: LIE ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE
FOOD.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
SEAN, WE GOT TWO STRIKES, BUDDY.
WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL NOW.
THE WASHINGTON FAMILY CAN STEAL.
SEAN: YOUR LOCATION, WHERE
YOU'RE LOCATED.
ALEC: WHOO! GOOD ANSWER.
AUSTIN: GOOD ANSWER.
STEVE: YOUR LOCATION.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
NAME SOMETHING YOU'D LIE ABOUT
ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE.
CHRISTAL: YOUR GENDER, STEVE.
[AUDIENCE MURMURS]
HEY, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT.
YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT OUT THERE.
[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]
STEVE: "I'M A BOY. I'M A GIRL.
I'M A MAN. I'M A WOMAN."
[LAUGHTER]
"COME AND MEET ME AND FIND OUT."
YOUR GENDER.
["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS]
NUMBER 5.
AUDIENCE: SIZE OF PRIZE/JUGS.
STEVE: 4.
AUDIENCE: MY PAST/SLUTDOM.
STEVE: GIVE ME JULIAN,
GIVE ME CHRISTAL.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE
WE GO. NAME SOMETHING YOU WISH
YOU COULD HYPNOTIZE YOUR BOSS
INTO SAYING.
CHRISTAL: GET A RAISE.
STEVE: GET A RAISE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
PASS OR PLAY?
CHRISTAL: STEVE, WE'RE GONNA
PLAY.
STEVE: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. LEE,
SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD
HYPNOTIZE YOUR BOSS INTO SAYING.
LEE: I COULD HAVE MORE TIME OFF,
STEVE.
STEVE: MORE TIME OFF.
CHRISTAL: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD
ANSWER.
WHOO!
LEE: DANITRA, NAME SOMETHING YOU
WISH YOU COULD HYPNOTIZE YOUR
BOSS INTO SAYING.
DANITRA: THAT HE'LL GIVE US A
CAR.
STEVE: GIVE US A CAR.
[BUZZER]
LEE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: TREMAINE, WOULD DO YOU
DO, MAN?
TREMAINE: I'M A NETWORK
TECHNICIAN, STEVE, AT EXXON
MOBIL.
STEVE: OK, GOOD. GOOD.
TREMAINE: SO I KEEP PEOPLE
CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET. IF
THEY HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, THEY
CALL TREMAINE.
STEVE: I'M NOT A REAL TECH SAVVY
PERSON.
TREMAINE: OK.
STEVE: NOT AT ALL.
TREMAINE: I ALSO WANTED TO
MENTION THAT I'M AN IRAQI WAR
VETERAN. I REALLY--
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I REALLY
LOVE THIS COUNTRY, SO I'VE
SERVED IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY
FOR 4 YEARS ACTIVE DUTY. I HAD
4 YEARS IN THE LOUISIANA ARMY
NATIONAL GUARD. AND I'VE ALSO
SERVED 3 YEARS IN TEXAS AIR
NATIONAL GUARD. SO--
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
TREMAINE: THANK YOU, SIR.
STEVE: THANK YOU FOR YOUR
SERVICE. GOOD JOB, MAN. YOU'RE
A BRAVE GUY.
TREMAINE: THANK YOU.
STEVE: I REALLY RESPECT
SERVICE PEOPLE. YOU GOT TO BE A
SPECIAL PERSON TO VOLUNTEER TO
PUT YOUR LIFE AT RISK. YOU GOT
TO BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF
PERSON, HONEST.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU DO. HEY, NAME SOMETHING YOU
WISH YOU COULD HYPNOTIZE YOUR
BOSS INTO SAYING.
TREMAINE: I WANT A HIGH-RISE
OFFICE.
STEVE: I WANT A HIGH-RISE
OFFICE.
[BUZZER]
RICHARD, WHAT DO YOU DO, MAN?
RICHARD: I'M A LOSS PREVENTION
MANAGER FOR A MAJOR RETAILER.
STEVE: LOSS PREVENTION MANAGER.
RICHARD: YES, SIR.
STEVE: AH, YOU STOP THE
STEALING.
RICHARD: YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
STEVE: YOU'RE THE DUDE UP IN
THAT LITTLE SLOT.
RICHARD: KIND OF.
STEVE: HAVE YOU EVER--BEFORE YOU
GOT INTO MANAGEMENT, DID YOU
EVER LIKE WORK ON THE FLOOR?
RICHARD: I DID.
STEVE: YOU BE THE DUDE CARRYING
THE LITTLE SHOPPING BAG AROUND
THAT'S EMPTY, TRYING TO LOOK
BUSY? I ALWAYS KNEW WHO Y'ALL
WAS.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH. I SPOT YOU, DAWG. BE
WALKING AROUND SHOPPING IN
DEPARTMENTS YOU AIN'T GOT NO
BUSINESS IN. DUDE OVER THERE GOT
THAT ONE BAG, GOT THAT LITTLE
MEMBERS ONLY JACKET ON. WALKING
ALL SLOW, TOUCHING STUFF. BUT
ALWAYS LOOKING.
I BE SITTING OVER THERE
GOING, "THERE YOU GO, RIGHT
THERE."
RICHARD: I WAS PRETTY GOOD,
STEVE. I AIN'T EVER LOOK THAT
OBVIOUS.
STEVE: OH, YEAH, YOU AIN'T LOOK
THAT OBVIOUS?
RICHARD: I WAS PRETTY GOOD.
STEVE: I WOULD HAVE SPOTTED YOU,
MAN.
RICHARD: I DON'T THINK YOU
WOULD HAVE SPOTTED ME.
STEVE: YEAH, RICH,
I WOULD HAVE GOT YOU, DAWG.
YOU KNOW, I WENT
OVER AND SPOKE TO YOU. YEAH.
"HOW YOU DOING, MAN?"
RICHARD: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
STEVE: YEAH. THAT'S HOW I WOULD
HAVE DID IT IN THE STORE.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH. HA HA.
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, FOLKS.
I WAS A DIFFERENT GUY BACK THEN.
I'M SORRY. RICHARD, LET'S GO.
NAME SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU
COULD HYPNOTIZE YOUR BOSS INTO
SAYING.
RICHARD: A BIGGER EXPENSE
BUDGET.
STEVE: A BIGGER EXPENSE BUDGET.
OH! A BIGGER EXPENSE BUDGET.
[BUZZER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
NAME SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU
COULD HYPNOTIZE YOUR BOSS INTO
SAYING.
JULIAN: HYPNOTIZE HIM TO QUIT.
LET HIM QUIT.
STEVE: HYPNOTIZE HIM TO QUIT.
JULIAN: YEAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: 5.
AUDIENCE: BE LATE/LEAVE EARLY.
STEVE: 4.
STEVE: WELCOME BACK TO THE
"FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE
WASHINGTON FAMILY WON THE GAME.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY--
AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
STEVE: LEE, CHRISTAL IS
OFFSTAGE. I'M GONNA ASK YOU 5
QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. YOU
CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU
JUST SAY "PASS." YOU AND
CHRISTAL TOGETHER COME UP WITH
200 POINTS, TELL EVERYBODY WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA WIN.
LEE: $20,000, STEVE!
STEVE: COME ON, LEE. COME ON,
LET'S GO, MAN. YOU READY?
LEE: I'M READY.
STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. COME ON. NAME SOMETHING
PEOPLE HANG AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
LEE: LIGHTS.
STEVE: NAME AN ANIMAL A PREGNANT
WOMAN FEELS LIKE.
LEE: A BEAR.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING ABOUT
DAUGHTERS THAT MOTHERS BRAG
ABOUT.
LEE: THEIR BEAUTY.
STEVE: TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE DAY
OF THE WEEK FOR SLEEPING IN.
LEE: SUNDAY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE BUY
FOR EASTER.
LEE: EGGS.
[DINGING]
STEVE: LET'S GO WIN YOURSELF
SOME MONEY.
LEE: LET'S DO IT, STEVE!
STEVE: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING--
LEE: COME ON!
STEVE: COME ON, LEE. NAME
SOMETHING PEOPLE HANG AT
CHRISTMASTIME. YOU SAID LIGHTS.
SURVEY SAID...
NAME AN ANIMAL A PREGNANT WOMAN
FEELS LIKE. YOU SAID BEAR.
SURVEY SAID...
NAME SOMETHING ABOUT DAUGHTERS
THAT THEIR MOTHERS BRAG ABOUT.
YOU SAID THEIR BEAUTY.
SURVEY SAID...
TREMAINE: WHOO!
STEVE: TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE DAY
OF THE WEEK FOR SLEEPING IN. YOU
SAID SUNDAY.
SURVEY SAID...
TELL ME SOMETHING PEOPLE BUY FOR
EASTER. YOU SAID EGGS.
SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
CHRISTAL.
CHRISTAL: YES?
STEVE: UM, IS LEE YOUR HUSBAND?
CHRISTAL: HE IS.
STEVE: SO YOU RIDE--
CHRISTAL: I'M HIS RIDE OR DIE.
STEVE: RIDE OR DIE.
CHRISTAL: I'M RIDE OR DIE,
STEVE.
STEVE: WELL, HE'S YOURS, TOO,
'CAUSE HE GOT 152 POINTS.
CHRISTAL: OH, MY GOD! OH, MY
GOD, BABY. OH!
STEVE: WELL, LISTEN TO ME. YOU
STILL HAVE TO FOCUS--
CHRISTAL: I KNOW.
STEVE: TO GET THESE POINTS. TAKE
A BEAT BEFORE YOU ANSWER THESE
QUESTIONS.
CHRISTAL: OK.
STEVE: OK. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS.
YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE
ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA
HEAR THIS SOUND.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
I'M GONNA SAY "TRY AGAIN," YOU
GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. LITTLE
BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO I'M
GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU
READY?
CHRISTAL: I'M READY.
STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYBODY OF LEE'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK,
PLEASE. ALL RIGHT, CHRISTAL,
COME ON, DARLING. NAME SOMETHING
PEOPLE HANG AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
CHRISTAL: LIGHTS.
STEVE: TRY AGAIN.
CHRISTAL: ORNAMENTS.
STEVE: NAME AN ANIMAL A
PREGNANT WOMAN FEELS LIKE.
CHRISTAL: UH, PASS.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING ABOUT
DAUGHTERS THAT MOTHERS BRAG
ABOUT.
CHRISTAL: THEIR--THEY'RE SMART.
STEVE: TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE DAY
OF THE WEEK FOR SLEEPING IN.
CHRISTAL: SATURDAY.
STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE BUY
FOR EASTER.
CHRISTAL: EASTER BASKET.
STEVE: NAME AN ANIMAL A PREGNANT
WOMAN FEELS LIKE.
CHRISTAL: UM, UM, WHALE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LEE: YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.
STEVE: WE NEED 48 POINTS. NAME
SOMETHING PEOPLE HANG AT
CHRISTMASTIME. YOU SAID
ORNAMENTS. SURVEY SAID...
LIGHTS. LIGHTS WAS NUMBER ONE.
WE NEED 31 POINTS. NAME AN
ANIMAL A PREGNANT WOMAN FEELS
LIKE. YOU SAID A WHALE.
SURVEY SAID...
COW. COW WAS THE NUMBER-ONE
ANSWER. WE NEED 16 POINTS. NAME
SOMETHING ABOUT DAUGHTERS THAT
MOTHERS BRAG ABOUT. YOU SAID
THEY'RE SMART. SURVEY SAID...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LOOKS AND BEAUTY WAS NUMBER ONE.
SUNDAY WAS NUMBER ONE. CANDY AND
CHOCOLATE WAS NUMBER ONE. WOW.
$20,000. AND THEY'RE COMING
RIGHT BACK ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M
STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT
TIME, FOLKS.
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