Spy: Incoming!
Spy: Give us the briefcase!
Sniper: Nah.
Heavy: Fuck off!
Heavy: I cannot move!
Sniper: AHH!
Heavy: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[screams in Russian]
Sniper: Go go go!
[battle cries in multiple nationalities]
[cries in Scottish]
le shit-eating grin
Medic: Where is Demo?
[depresses in Scottish]
[Soviet intensifies]
Capitalist Pig: Fuck!
[SOVIET INTENSIFIES]
[SCREAMS IN CAPITALIST PIG]
[SOVIET FURTHER INTENSIFIES]
Fascist: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Le aims
[Soviet flashback intensifies]
A spectre is haunting Europe – the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Not Widowmaker: Spy here!
XXLORDKILL7SMOKER420XX: Ugh!
Not Tracer: Oh no! Our control point, a certain entity that us, the REDS, were supposed to defend, has just been taken by the BLUs!
Not Torbjörn: OH FUCK MY HOMIES
XXLORDKILL7SMOKER420XX: I fucked your mom!
Jack: Uhh... hello?
Me: Hello, I'm Dummie, I made a cameo on your Zombie Survival Stereotypes video, remember me?
Jack: Yeah ...I have no clue who you are, how did you even get into my friends list?
Me: Look, don't worry about it, I'm calling you because- I want you to do some voice acting for a video.
Is this going on YouTube?
Me: Yeah, my YouTube channel.
Jack: Your- YouTube channel.
Me: Yeah, yeah, j-just take a look at the script, here.
Jack: What is this... Left 4 Dead- joke? You know I don't play Left 4 Dead, right?
Me: I know, but the video's about TF2! It's TF2 mixed with other games!
Jack: Y-how am I supposed to relate to this though? It's so cheesy, and there's hardly anything here? These are the lines you want me to say- on your YouTube channel.
Me: Look... just look. You are a moderator on Rushy Servers!
Jack: Look, I- I don't know what you were thinking by coming to me but with the script looking like this, there's no way I'm going to do it. I just won't feel in character, it won't be a genuine performance.
Jack: If you want, I could edit it, maybe help you out with it, edit your video, put it on my channel or something... I don't know. Just anything but this.
Me: Well that was a complete waste of my time. I'll just have to think of something else.
God: GET ON WITH IT!
Not Chains: Get going! The tables have turned, white man!
ded
Engie: Incoming!
Not Wolf: This did not just happen!
Not Chains: Bloody hell!
Sniper: Ahh!
Scout: Ahh!
[screams in Russian]
[screams in American]
[laughs in scottish]
Not Dallas: BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL, GET THE FUCK UP!
Not Hoxton: I'm back.
Demo: WHAT?
Demo: WHAT THE FUCK
8 fucking hours later...
Not Wolf: Fuck.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO GOD PLEASE NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Medic: Ooh!
Medic: Kill that Tank!
Soldier: Yes!
Sniper: Ahh!
[an idea]
Engineer: Demo!
Engineer: I need some doggone help!
Demo: What are you suggesting, my dear Engineer?
Medic: Push!
Heavy: [sounds of depression]
Engineer: Come on!
Spy: I could use a hand defending here, you incompetent fools!
[executing idea.exe]
[screams in australian]
Engineer: YEEHAH
Medic: Fuck!
[screams of multiple nationalities]
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