- We're a family.
We share limited space and limited resources
and we try to keep each other happy and rested and fed.
This weekend, instead of doing that in this beautiful house,
we're gonna do it in a 2003 Mazda Protege.
We're talkin' about tips for takin' a family car trip
'cause Dad's What's Up.
Number one, we are going to take turns on the radio.
Now, your mother and I are gonna listen to cool, fun music
that everyone can enjoy.
You're probably gonna listen to a kid's podcast
about science trivia, that's great,
but if on your first turn you listen to the episode
about shark facts, and then on your second turn
you listen to that episode about shark facts again,
you're gonna find your turns gettin' shorter
and our turns gettin' longer.
I hope you like rap rock.
Number two, your mother and I
are going to encourage you to sleep a little bit.
Over and over, in fact, I'll start right now.
Why don't you sleep a little bit?
Your trip will go faster and your mom and I
can kill time by saying catty things about your relatives.
All you miss out on is boredom.
Trust me, if I didn't have to hang onto that steering wheel,
I'd be back there sleeping with you, guaranteed.
Number three, we're gonna push through
and get there as soon as possible for you,
but if you say you need a bathroom
we'll stop everything and find one for you
with no way to tell if you're lying or not,
that's a lot of power.
Welcome to the big game.
I'm the dad, I've got a lot of power too,
like, maybe we'll skip the fun fast food lunch
and just eat out of mom's grocery bag full of apples,
what do you say?
You feel lucky?
Hey, we're all friends here.
Let's just stay happy and relaxed
and we'll be there in no time
and in this case, there, is an engagement party
for your mother's distant friends.
I hope you're excited 'cause I sure am.
I'll see you in the Protege
'cause Dad's What's Up.
(cheerful music)
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