A special CD included with the purchase of all the volumes of the first season on DVD,
Murakenzu Double Plus
*whispering* Good morning! This is your reporter, Murata Ken.
Well, now... let's begin with a shocking maruma report about a popular star. In fact, this is the long awaited scoop on how this super-important person who's sleeping right now!
Shh... He sure is sound asleep, isn't he?
Ah... no... I can't eat anymore...
That's right. I'm in the maou's private room at the Blood Pledge Castle.
Oh? That's a strange snoring sound... Oh, well whatever.
Good morning, Shibuya-kun!
Ngh... 5 more minutes...
Yuu-chan wake up, it's morning already! Eh! What is this Shibuya!? How many people are sleeping in your bed !?
Ah, good morning. What is it, your highness? This early in the...
Shh.. Lord Weller! Since I'm doing this program, just this time, I'll be Murata of Murakenzu.
Mu-ra-ta?
Good morning, Conrad.
Good morning, your majesty. Hey! Wolfram you too, wake up already!
Why is the Daikenj...?
AHHH! Ahh! Lord von Bielefeld! Today, call me either Murata or Ken-chan!
K... Ken-chan?
But say, you three are really close, aren't you? To be sleeping in the shape of a kawa kanji ...
No, it's not like we're close with Conrad. Neither Yuuri nor me, right?
Even if you say "right?" ... don't you two get along like normal brothers lately?
That's right!
Nonsense! We don't get along!
I see.. well if you say so. But the two of us do get a long well, right Conrad?
That's right!
Yuuri~!
Well, it's nice that you get along well...
But, you know? I understand your fiancé Lord von Bielefeld being here, but I wonder why you, Lord Weller, are here sharing the bed with his majesty...
Sharing the bed, you little...
Indeed, that was discourteous of me.
But what happened is that last night we had a little business party and after a heated discussion, I couldn't go back to my room.
Party?
An end of the year party.
Ah... like a party for new and old members of a company?
Yeah, just like that. Kings are like bosses, so I wanted to try it at least once. This s kind of tradition.
Ah! Did you make the maids wear Yukata and serve you drinks?
Not at all...
With their obi on, dancing round and round. "Aren't you fine? Aren't you fine!?" "Aaahh! Your majesty, please stop!"
That's sexual harassment!
Okay, how about this? "Is it hot in here? You like being close to me, huh? Ah, take it off! Let's do it."
"Ah! Your Majesty"
Now look Murata.... Minors can't drink. "No drinking and no smoking" is my motto.
In regards to alcohol, I've decided to only get beer poured over me after a victory.
Eh?
Well, and that's how we prepared for a Japanese bonenkai themed party
that catered to his majesty's age
So anyway, after the party started we ended up telling ghost stories and Wolfram got scared, and even Conrad couldn't go back to his room by himself!
That's not true! Yuuri got scared and said "Don't leave me alone" and asked to sleep with Conrad and me.
I never said such a thing! Since you were afraid of having to pass three rooms before you could go to the bathroom, the one who asked "Can you walk with me to the bathroom?" was YOU!
I never said that!
I wonder who's telling the truth...
They're both lying your high... I mean Mr. Murata. It was the two of them who, about to break into tears for fear of the ghosts, asked me to "please, please" sleep with them.
Waaah!!
Shut up, Conrad! You are lying about everything!
Ah, I can't deal with this... So?
Uh? What?
Don't ask me "What?", Murata. What did you come here for? This early in the morning...
It took you long enough to ask... but finally you did! Hey! Start the music!
What is this? Where is the music coming from?
Hello, maruma fans doing the countdown, how are you!? I'm the irresistible (muramura)Murata Ken from MuraKenzu,.
What is this show? I've never heard of it. Ah, but wait. If you're muramura, what should I call myself?
When you heard muramura you completely ignored me, so... Hey! Ignored-Shibuya!
Murata...
Well now... Let's continue! Today we'll have a special guest here in Murakenzu plus: the puu that says "jari-jari". His Excellency Lord von Bielefeld Wolfram.
I don't say jari-jari, jari!
Oh! Come on, don't be like that, please. Okay? Jari-saying Puu!
What !?
Murata, don't provoke Wolfram. Otherwise he won't stop complaining about it later.
All right, let's start the three of us.
Eh...?
C'mon Shibuya say it with me "three of us"!
I won't do it, don't try to convince me.
Three... two... one... Rock, paper, scissors!
I said I won't!
Um... I ...
Anyway Shibuya-kun, how have you been doing lately?
Why do you ask all of a sudden?
Eh, it's just that it's been some time since you became the maou, right? And among the readers there are rumors that you've had one or two amorous affairs.
I have not!
And not having had a girlfriend, is getting you a bad history with women.
Yeah, right, sorry I'm so bad ...
There's nothing wrong with that Yuuri, you're fine the way you are.
For now, just be quiet.
Don't worry. I'll pray to Shinou so that there's no bad bug sticking to you.
Don't pray!
Please, somehow, make sure that those amorous rumors about Yuuri don't EVER come true.
Eh? Wait, wait! Wolf?!
Uhm... I'm sorry to bother you... but... eh... I...
Shibuya, you're really useless , huh?
What inexcusable thing to say!
It's just that since the beginning of time, great men have always had great fondness for the sensual pleasures. In your case, you fail at being irresistible (Muramura), probably because you're just not good in love?
Murata, I don't even know how to reply to that...
Even so, you probably can't make any progress because your annoying fiancé won't even let you cheat once.
M... Murata... if you insult me one more time...
Cut it out, Wolfram. That's blasphemy...
This bastard has no virtue at all!
Ah! Wait, Wolfram! You're making balls of fire! Don't make them! The top of the bed will catch fire! Ouch, ouch!
Stop that magic! Are you trying to hurt his majesty!?
Damn it!
Oh, come on! Stop joking around, seriously Murata.
He really wears the pants around here, huh Shibuya? In the end "Sousoku Maou" is nothing but a title, huh?
Even if you say that you too are a soukoku, aren't you? Whatever cheeky thing you say about me, you're saying it about yourself too.
I'm fine. Basically, because I'm a holy man. With my memories I'm always right and beautiful. I may be black on the outside but on the inside I'm the purest white.
Doubt it...
Hmph. I find it difficult to believe that you're a holy man. If the Daikenj... no, if Murata's real intentions are white, then Yuuri's underwear are white too!
And you! Don't bring up people's thongs in public!
Oh quiet! It was just talking hypothetically, while trying to say that such a thing was completely impossible.
Eh? There are no white thongs here?
Shibuya, that's not what was wrong with what he said...
But...
The appropriate color for the maou is black!
But you know... If a pretty girl was wearing it, white would be more impressive.
Yuuri, did you make a girl wear such a thing somewhere where my eyes couldn't reach?!
I did not! I did not!!
THEN IT WAS A GUY!!
No way...!!!!
Um.. excuse me...
Lord von Bielefeld! Since you were talking hypothetically, maybe you should make the examples easier for Shibuya to understand.
Um.... I see... then "There's no way that a kotsuhi would ever have flesh", how about that?
I can't understand the concept or the style...
Then.. "There's no wat that a kotsugyozoku would ever..."
That's just a fish, right!?
You two are fun to watch!
Don't you say that!
Uhm... I'm sorry to interrupt...
Eh?
Mr. Murata, before I knew it, you were already making your jokes and ....
What is it?
It's just that for a while now, I've been feeling like you've been ignoring my existence.
What is it? Are we lonely? Do you want to come here and hang out with your buddies?
Actually, I was thinking: "I wonder why I'm being cut out of this nice conversation...?"
Eh! I didn't mean to cut you out on purpose, but... I guess I made you feel that way. I'm so~rry!
No, that's...
What's up with you? Are you sulking?
*sulking* I'm not sulking...
But really, how unsightly was my behavior towards Lord Weller! I messed up the tempo. I guess that, when it comes to my future as a comedian, that might not happen...
Murata, don't worry, no one would want to see that future.
I don't mind one way or the other. I don't care about the type of bright future that Conrad and Murata want to make...
Because over here with Yuuri and Greta, we'll make a bright future of our own.
Wolfram...
That's right, don't lose your nerve, oniichan. No matter how badly Murata treats you and no matter how impertinent your little brother is, at least I am your friend, right?
Your majesty...
Yuuri! Don't take advantage of the moment and cling on to him! Since Conrad, is a full grown man, you don't need to pat his head. Instead, Yuuri, you should do that to me.
You know, you're over 80, you're a grown up too.
Wait a moment, Shibuya. Don't you think it's unfair for you to be pretending like that? It was your advise to cut him out...
Eh? I?
I knew it, you excluded me....
No, no I didn't! But what's this about an advise Murata? I don't know what you're talking about.
How cruel! Didn't you say it the other day? That whenever Lord Weller makes his puns it gets Alaska cold? (cold pun = bad pun)
Your Majesty...
I'm sorry, I did say that...
H-H-How could you...Alaska? (Pun of "Sonna hazu ga arussuka?" It can't be!)
... It's freezing....
What is this? Suddenly the temperature in this bedroom...
Also, all the jokes Lord Weller writes in his notebook, make him quite an amazing adversary.
The joke notebook! Why do you know about it...?
Sorry, I was also the one who said that.
You don't need to apologize. You're not the one at fault.
Really ...Really, how could you Alask....? (same pun as before)
Oh, please! Spare us from the Alaska joke!
I understand. Then ....
H-How could you... Alabama?
I see you fixed it... Lord Weller, you really are something special.
Really? Oh, I'm blushing.
Conrad, he wasn't praising you.
Eh?
People say "Everyone has defects" but, Lord Weller's sense of humor is terribly bad.
It's comparable to Lord von Christ's *fush*fush* water coming out of his nose. Furthermore, in his case it seems like it can't be changed.
Murata, when you make such comparisons, don't you feel sorry for Conrad?
Well, since there's no hope for recovery, I guess it's worse than Günter's, right?
Am I'm below the level of a foot fungus.... ? (Word play: Water insect Mizu mushi (Günter) - foot fungus)
Ah! Don't get depressed, Conrad. You... ahhh... ehh... have lots of good points, forgetting about your flawed sense of humor.
... Like what...?
Eh? Eh... . Well ... well...!!!!
There aren't any, are there?
Sure, I can use a sword a little better than the rest... But I'm not good working with my fingers like Gwendal, and I don't have a special smile like Wolfram...
Well... as for Gwendal's handicraft, they're sorta...
... and Lord von Bielefeld's artistic sense is quite questionable.
What!?
It's okay, even if you try to comfort me, I am... by nature... a boring man.
Don't sulk like that... What are you a kid?
Lord Weller, you sure are interesting.
What a pickle... Ah! I know! Songs!
Songs?
Ah! What's today's schedule after this is?
I didn't ask Günter but probably in the afternoon, you have World History lessons.
Hehe. So if I sleep a little bit longer it's okay, right?
Only just a little bit though...
Now come on, Conrad, sing a song. When you sang to us last night, you had a great singing voice.
Is that so?
Wolfram, you don't remember because you fell asleep right away. But that song, I've heard it before. It's a song that my mom also likes. It has English lyrics, what was it? "Love me something", right?
Ah! Your Majesty... you heard it?
C'mon! Murata you have time too. Come here and stay in bed. If you're out of bed, you'll be lonely, and there's room here.
Ah! So we will fall asleep listening to Lord Weller's lullaby?
Exactly.
Well, that doesn't sound bad. Then, I won't hold back!
I don't want to hang out with you...
Don't say that! You too come here!
What a nice bed! It has springs in it!
Don't bounce up and down, Murata. All right, we're all ready.
Conrad, I'm closing my eyes, so sing for us, okay?
I understand, Yuuri.
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