Yo, what's up
It's me, Virtual Edgelord Deat
Well, I'm not finding much success here
so I thought...
I'll go into space, maybe it'll work better.
But I don't have a lot of experience on the subject
So, I'll try
Kerbal Space Program, just to see
To practice a bit, getting used to it
Alright
Here we go, on Kerbal Space Program
Let's start a new game
So we'll go with moderate difficulty
However...
Generally, the game is quite...
long to start if you don't have a lot of funds
So...
I'll just increase the starting funds a bit
Alright, here we go
We'll start by looking at the contracts we have
Gather science, yeah
Launch a vessel, sure
Right now we can only do that
Let's make our first rocket
Let's go
Okay
Not bad, I like it like that
Okay, let's launch
So, one of the objective of the game is to collect science
that wiill alow us to unlock new parts
So to collect science, you need to collect samples and all that
And to do that, well obviously
To do that, you need to go in space
Obtain rare stuff
But usually I'd like to say
It's where you least expect it
The place right under your nose
that you find the most stuff
So I'd like to say
We'll just get out here
We'll do a report
There we go
So we've already
We've already achieved a milestone
We got out of the vehicle
Just that is very important
After that
We can store this very interesting experiment
in the capsule
Then we can do that
And just by jumping
We get a second report
that one is while flying
because jumping and flying are the same thing, obviously
There's really no difference
And now I can go back
I can
I said I can go back
And I retrieve
There we go
First mission accomplished
Congratulations
It was very hard
We were not sure we could make it
Very high stakes
But I think we did a good job in the end
We gathered
a good chunk of science
We achieved new milestones
I think that was
a true experience
Alright let's try to do a rocket that lifts up a bit
So, my idea is
The thruster will throw upwards
And it'll push the capsule like that
I think it may be a good idea
We'll try
Turns out no
Anyway, it could have worked
We could have gotten a big boost
Do a big jump
Capsules aren't strong enough, there's nothing I can do
So this is the rocket
for people who don't want to go to space
Yeah, I think not everyone wants to go to space, so
I made this rocket just for them
It's a rocket that doesn't rise
It's working pretty well
I think it's our biggest success so far
This is the rocket for people who want to kill themselves
This one is also quite effective, I think
I think we're making good progress
We'll try to do a real rocket at least
Alright, let's launch like that
We're off
It's going now
It's going well
It's flying quite high
Wait I think I forgot something, what was it?
Ah, it's the fact that
Once it's in the air, it falls back
I completely forgot about that
Not a big deal though, we're not very high, we're at...
Alright, listen
You deal with it, okay
Listen, it's not my fault
I'm not the one who ended up in this situation
Okay, maybe with some luck
The ground will cushion your fall
With some luck
Fingers crossed, fingers crossed
We were close
Alright, we'll give him a parachute
That's the least we can do
Oh that's right the parachute should not open at launch, I completely forgot
I'm dumb sometimes
By doing that
The parachute opens first
Okay it doesn't open because we're on the ground, but
At least we can do things in advance
Either way, I'm still happy with what we did
Alright, this time we'll beat a record for sure
Fly, come on, fly
Flyyyyyy
Always higher
Always higher, come on
So, we've reached a milestone
A lot of milestones even
We launched a first vessel
I want to say
Not bad
And if he can survive, that's a plus
I mean, that's not a big deal, but...
Here we go
Isn't that beautiful?
Isn't that beautiful, the rocket is intact
And he didn't even die
Let's see what we have for other contracts
Escape the atmosphere, this looks good
And get into orbit
Either way, the goal is to get into orbit, not come back
We'll take this opportunity to..
Unlock new exploding stuff- I mean rockets
And that looks useful, we'll take that
Parachutes, I don't know if we'll need that
Actually, there's a secret in Kerbal Space Program
It's
always adding more boosters
I can't add anymore for now
First, we'll try with this
Yeah, it's almost that
It's almost that
It's not too bad like this, but it's still missing something
Ah, damn
We'll try like that, you never know
Alright Jebediah, we're counting on you
He's not dead yet
That's a good sign
We'll just turn a bit, at least
Just for...
Just for safety reasons
I may be turning a bit too much
Alright, full throttle
Where are we now?
Okay, it's a bit hot
It's a little bit hot but that's alright
Nah, that's not gonna be enough, I knew we needed more boosters
Alright, I know what the problem is
We don't have enough science to unlock all the parts
So...
We'll collect a bit more
Let's see what a crew report gives us
a mystery goo
and a thermometer while we're at it
And we'll gather all this
That too
and that too, and we'll put them inside
And we'll move a bit
We'll travel a bit
Let's go
Come on, move
Move
It spins well but...
It's not moving much
What are you doing, roll
Ah the spinning top
It's not bad as a mean to...
As a rocket I think
You can also go out and push
Alright, go
I'm counting on you, push
Come on, push
Come on
Come on
If you don't do that, you won't be paid
Well even if you do it, you won't be paid, but come on
It's useless, we really can't trust those Kerbals
We'll find another solution
Alright, I'm counting on you
Now, if you can avoid dying, that'll be good
I know I'm asking for a lot but...
We only lost a bit but that's okay
But at least now we've got new science
We lost a bit of money due to...
the thruster that exploded
I mean, it's the fault of the pilot, we can deduce it from his salary
Oh that's right, we're not paying him
Oh shit
Anyway, I'll think about it later
Okay, I think that's what we've been missing
Alright, this time we're doing it
Oh, I figured it out, it's because our launch pad
is just a piece of dirt
So, we'll try improving it a bit, I don't know
There we go
And now we can add lots of boosters
That's what we've been missing
Jebediah is still not dead, that's a good sign
So, I hope this time we can trust him
I made the best rocket possible
This time, if it fails, it's his fault
We're still good, we're still good
It's not bad
We can finally go into space
It's shaking a bit
A bit of turbulence, that's nothing
It won't make you sick, it just moves a bit
You should be used to it
And, separation
Where are we getting
We're doing it. We're going, we're good
Come on
Come on
Come on, get up, get up
It's burning a bit, not a problem, we'll fix it later
We're there, we're there
Do not pay attention to the overheating, it's nothing
There we go, we've made it, we're in space
We finally escaped the atmosphere
I'm sure some people were like
You'll never make it, it's too hard, yadda, yadda
You can't pilot, well look
Hey, look at this
In addition, we achieved milestones, we completed contracts
We'll go for orbit? Come on, let's go for orbit
Orbit, orbit, orbit
Aaaand nope
Next time then
If he can come back
It's time to reenter the atmosphere
Don't worry, it's only a bit painful at first
Just a bit of G force, that it
But you'll get used to it, don't worry
It's just a difficult moment
It's like a visit to the doctor
Well, except your life is much more at stake
It's starting to heat up
Components are heating up, it's not...
I'm not really satisfied there
Come on, blow on them, blow on them to cool them down
It's hot, it's hot
At the same time, a thermometer is supposed to get hot
Seriously
There's supposed to be a warranty on those thermometer, because right now...
Thermometers that can't handle heat
And it exploded
A thermometer that explodes when it's too hot
That's complete nonsense
At least we still have the mystery goo
Better than nothing
But seriously, I'm disappointed in you, Jeb
We can't see anything
But the parachute deployed
We can see the parachute well now
It's not very convenient to land at night because we can't see what's happening
The parachute opens
There we go. We landed
You see that there was nothing to worry about
People have no faith in me
I'm starting to lose hope
So, we didn't go in orbit this time
But we still got a good score
We did contract, we got money, we got science
I think that's something to be proud of
Well, not of Jebediah, but...
Me, at least
I think we can rest on our laurels and take a break
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