Hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G and welcome back to the shittiest game ever. This is a Dummy Experiment again, I don't know why
It's not really playing a lot of music right now
Why are you not?
Are you not working?
Come on this thing is plugged in
There goes, okay now it's playing music we're back into it. This is the Dummy Experiment
It's a shitty game that I am shitty at. It's not a shitty game
I'm just shitty at it, but I'm going to try damn hard. Oh shit shit
I'm gonna try damn hard to not suck balls at this and I'm going to suck balls at this
anyway, I am going to try my damnedest to get to a checkpoint
if you have not watched me play this game before
Just a warning. It's terrible
The controls are god-awful
You lose your head a lot
the narrator's a dick and
I have come to the point in this game before where I can see the checkpoint
But I've never been able to reach the checkpoint.
The first time I tried playing without a joystick and I was just playing
with WASD and it was fucking shit tard tastic
It was god-awful
And they very much suggest that you use a joystick, but guess what the joystick still sucks balls
It doesn't really help, they say it helps but it doesn't it does not help
running is not helpful
so you point in a direction that you're gonna go and then
Okay
So in the direction that you pointed you have to then pull back in the other direction
and I'm just talking over the narrator because he's, he's stupid and he really doesn't like give you anything.
It really doesn't matter
So basically the story if you have not seen the past
I don't know how long of me playing this or you haven't seen anyone else play it is
basically, you are a dummy, you have become sentient
and you must escape this lab and bad shit happens in the lab and
there is the extent of your knowledge
and it's horrible and
And it gives you things like that like have you ever tried to leave the fucking game
have you ever tried being a nice person?!
Because I don't think you've ever tried that because you're a fucktard!
Okay, so you point in the direction you want to go and then it constantly keeps going further in that direction
So you have to constantly be pulling back in the exact opposite one
To pull yourself back from falling and I just went the wrong direction. That's why I just lost my head there
So my head has gone off a lot
And now I know why narrators are fucktards actually
I don't all I know is that you're a fucktard
You're a fucktard and you make this even harder and I don't understand why this game is so difficult
Like why couldn't you make it at least somewhat manageable?
But no like the joystick doesn't even work. You can't even just like hold it in it like
You can't hold the joystick and any - damn it if you move the joystick in a direction
You have to hold it in the opposite one
But you can't even like hold it all the way because then it'll go too far and then you'll be going the other direction
shut your damn fool ass mouth bitch.
I'm a winner too. I= just not in the traditional sense
Okay, I'm a winner in that I'm still alive
My character may not be but it keeps respawning
So I guess it's alive and its beat the odds to get this far. Okay. Ah
We are almost to Link
Link is my friend. He's my buddy.
We must go say hello to him.
For right now. Yes. I really just want to get to the checkpoint
That's like my only goal
my only goal in this entire game is to get to that sh- first checkpoint
It's never even been to finish it. It's been to get to the first fucking checkpoint
because it's so hard
I don't even care like they tell you oh use a joystick. It's easier. It's not any easier than WASD
It's not any easier than WASD although they claim that WASD is near impossible to actually do it.
So I got a joystick
Specifically for this game, I got a USB joystick
I didn't have a USB joystick before and I got a USB controller specifically for this game
Not saying I haven't used it to play other things
But I got it mainly just like the initial purchase was just to play
this piece-of-shit game and cl- and see if I could actually do it
You know what practice this whole game is. Ah
This whole game is supposed to be damn it,
there's no practice in this game, there's no practice mode. There's no tutorial
There might have been a tutorial. I probably skepped it, skipped it. I think I skipped it
I think there was a tutorial at one point that I skipped
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay come this way. Oh
That was close
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay little man
You got this little dude, you got this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay this way this way. Oh, no, damn it
Yeah, oh shit too far
Okay. Okay. Nope too far. Come on little dude. Come on little blue, dude
Go blue, dude
Go
you are gonna join the Blue Man Group if you can get out of here and they're gonna love you and you are going to
be the best person ever in the Blue Man Group
And you won't even have to paint yourself. How about that?
And everybody would be like wow the Blue Man Group got
so much fucking better when this blue dummy dude joined them
go fucking blue, dude, and
Then you'll have groupies
everywhere and
And it'll be wonderful
wouldn't that be nice?
have groupies follow you around, you got roadies carrying all your shit
Damnit
But no, you don't want to get to the checkpoint you don't want to be in a band
That's really not a band that nobody really cares about anymore
because it's not the early 90s, but who gives a shit?
I think they're still going right?
Blue Man Group's still going, isn't that, aren't they?
I don't know, that's a question for the internet
so internet like I'm asking you now is
is, is the Blue Man Group still a thing, do people like
go and see the Blue Man Group?
I don't know exactly how I got on the topic of talking about the Blue Man Group, but that's
not really helping me play this game.
I was gonna say it's helping me, but it's really not because I can't get out of that room
Okay. Okay. It's all right. It's all right little dude
We're just gonna keep you
Somewhat near normal that's, that's my goal. We're gonna keep you somewhat to normal
Have you ever tried not being a jackass? I'm gonna try and stop using so many jerky movements on, oh
on the controller cause I've been doing a lot of like flicking stuff and it's really not working
Neither was that
Damnit
Damnit
well, you know what? You're a loser for talking about it
I'm a winner cause I decapitated myself onto a table, my head stayed on the table
That makes me a winner
Regardless of what you think a winner is I'm a winner.
ah, SHIT
I don't know if I will ever get to a checkpoint in this game
I honestly had to stop playing it for a long time because it's just
so frustrating
and then he starts talking about gravity and it's like
Just shut up
and it tells you like this whole thing in the same rate. It's like literally shut up
It literally does not work in the real world. It only works in a vacuum
Science will tell you that it literally only works in a vacuum
Shut up, like gravity will literally only fall exactly perfectly between like a book and a pebble in a vacuum
Damnit, we got too close to Link. We were too excited to see our friend
But like hello and welcome to physics 101
It's it's there's there's wind issues and and other real-world things get in the way and
aerodynamics gets in the way. So it like literally it's just in in in a vacuum
But whatever drop some science on you if you're gonna be a dick about everything
Okay
Okay. Okay. We got this. We got this
No problem. We're not dying. We're not failing miserably
Okay, come on. Come on. It's just a checkpoint. It's just a checkpoint
It's something that would be absolutely fucking wonderful to get to!
Because otherwise what am I doing playing this game?
I'm trying to provide content and what content is it for me to just keep doing the same
FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN and failing so much. Oh shit. I'm going the wrong way. It was over before it started
It was over before it started
Okay
Okay. Okay. I'm gonna sit up maybe if I sit up
Mm-hmm
Maybe if I sit up straight it won't work
It totally is I am literally walking right now. It is a part of walking just because your commentary is delayed
doesn't mean I have to listen to it.
Hi friend I decapitated myself on you
That's how you know we're true friends. That's who the true friends are
The true friends are the ones you would go and decapitate yourself on
Literally don't listen to me
I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about and I just spit all over my hands. That was gross
That was super gross
damnit!
Stop talking about gravity. Nobody wants to hear you
You're fucking wrong. Nobody wants to hear you.
If you're gonna talk about it at least drop the real science you bitch
It's not a theory- UUGGGHHH
see that kind of shit makes me mad because
science calls shit theories, but that doesn't mean there's not like
800 billion pounds of evidence on them
It just can't be 100%
Like there is absolutely no doubt proven or something like theories are basically like it's pretty much facts
okay, and it's
There's a lot of research. Don't tell me that gravity doesn't exist. Oh god. Oh god
I lost me in that whole thing and I couldn't control me when I was gone.
Okay? Okay. No, no this way
UUUUGGGHHHH
And I know there's jumping in this game by the way, there's totally jumping in this game
um
I have not had to use that yet. I think that's after you get to the first checkpoint
Because there is more game after that first checkpoint. I just
can't ever get there
I just can't get there
yep
dammit!
I'm trying so hard. I am trying so hard
I've completely entered try hard mode and it's not even helping
This game is fucking impossible. And I'm sure there are speedruns of this game
And I'm sure people are capable of beating this game
and fucking good for them cause I'm not one of them people
No shit
well, you were wrong
Plenty of people fall down, okay
babies fall down
drunk people fall down
people with cerebellar issues fall down
people with apraxia sometimes fall down
people with
Parkinson's will fall down
old people who lose their balance will fall down
People who are trying tricks on things will fall down.
Stop judging people you jackass
people fall, it fucking happens you're talking about
gravity, and then you're like so surprised that people also succumb to gravity
Don't be a dick!
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. I just want to get to the checkpoint and I don't want to listen to you anymore!
I DON'T WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYMORE
SHUT YOUR FOOL ASS MOUTH, BITCH
(frustrated groaning)
Okay, okay, ah
This game is so hard
DAMNIT
Okay, I cannot keep doing this to myself
I need to get to a checkpoint, okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. So close
So close that time. Okay. Okay. You've got this, you've got this
we take a deep breath
damnit!
We take a deep breath and you keep repeating the same thing
And I know you have more of a script than that and I don't know why we've heard this gravity spiel like eight times
already today
But I know you have more that you can say
So I'm just gonna talk over every time you start talking about gravity because you're a dipshit and I know you have more words
You have more jackass words.
So use your other jackass words. I know you sang to me one time. That was kind of nice
I would like it. If you would sing to me again. I think it sang to me though because I wasn't playing
And that's why it started singing but I do remember that happening
oh come on
I don't remember what it's sang to me, but I do remember that it sang
oh come on come on, no, no, no, no correct it yourself, NO
Okay. Okay? Okay, okay
Dammit
Come on come on girl. Come on
come on
Come on, little blue dude
Come on, damn it
Damn it
Okay, okay, okay, come on damn it
Come on dude
Oh my god
AAHHHHHH
What's really sad is there is a counter up in this game that I am totally very purposely covering with my face
Like I am very purposely
Putting my face where it is
Because there's a counter of how long I've been playing this for
and y'all don't need to see
how long that actually is to never make it to a checkpoint
Because it is legit embarrassing like legit embarrassing
It's over 70 minutes right now
And I have not played this game on my free time at all, I've only ever recorded it
so that gives you an idea
of three videos in how long Amanda has recorded this game for
And how long she's attempted it for and how much she still sucks at it
now granted, it has been a prolonged period of time
since I played this the last time
Because I got so mad at it I couldn't fathom coming back to it
And I actually didn't think I was going to I thought about just letting this thing
hang its little head up for all eternity and
go fuck itself and basically never play again.
And then I thought you know what? It's been a while
And I have a bit more of a clear head now
I'm a bit happier in general than I was for the last time, see that's new words
And I thought maybe if I take a deep breath
Maybe being in a good mood and then playing this game
will make this
better, it will make it so I can actually play it but I don't think that's actually the way this game works
I think it's designed to just be a dick
Yes, exactly a falling piece of sadness. See that's a new one
See it has new words. It has new words, I don't think I've heard before and yes
I am a falling piece of sadness. You are taking my happiness away and you are making it sadness
You are making me hate playing this game
And I still can't get to your goddamn checkpoint
No matter what I do
I cannot get to your checkpoint and I really want to, I really want to get to your checkpoint
yes
Damn it
So close
I just want your checkpoint, that's all, that's all
Damn it. I just want to be able to say
that I didn't suck entirely at this game and I got good enough
to get to a checkpoint, and I know that that may not be something that I can ever actually say
I might just say that this game was so fucking irritating that I threw it the fuck away
And by that I mean since its digital, deleted it
Damnit
And then we're just gonna keep talking about gravity like literally
No one cares dude. No one cares
okay, I can do this.
Yeah, because they keep playing your damn game
And this is a really stupid game to play
And it was really, it was in the Getting Over It thing
with Bennet Foddy, when like when that craze came out that's
when this game came out, when everybody was all about like games
hurting them and
just destroying them into little bitty
broken down frustrated pieces, and you decided to make a game that did that
With bullshit controls that never actually get any better and just make you hate
your life
That's it. Okay, okay
Okay. I am getting too damn frustrated at this game. I can't I can't I can't I cannot beat this game
It's not gonna happen. I cannot get to a checkpoint. Oh
Thank you for the motivation. Now that I've stopped. Anyway, that's it for this game
Probably ever, unless people really want me to come back to this
I very highly doubt that I will ever play this game ever again
I am so frustrated with it, and I need to go back to my happy mood and just have a good day again
So that's it for this video
Let me know what you thought about it in the comments down below
and if you liked this video click the like button and subscribe
to my channel, I make a new video every Tuesday and Friday.
Thank you guys so much for watching
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Arsenal vs PSG live score and goal updates - latest here - Daily News - Duration: 11:51.
Arsenal will continue their preparations for the new season against Unai Emery's former club PSG on Saturday
The Gunners are in Singapore for the latest leg of their pre-season schedule, having faced Atletico Madrid on Thursday
They lost that one on penalties and now take on the French champions in the International Champions Cup
Arsenal welcome back Mesut Ozil for the first time this summer with Mohamed Elneny and Alex Iwobi also starting
PSG remain without a host of their big names with Neymar, Kylian Mbappe and Edinson Cavani all absent
Follow all the action from Singapore below. Arsenal: Leno, Bellerin, Sokratis, Mustafi, Kolasinac, Guendouzi, Elneny, Ozil, Mkhitaryan, Iwobi, Aubameyang Subs: Cech, Martinez, Holding, Chambers, Mavropanos, Maitland-Niles, Ramsey, Nelson, Osei-Tutu, Willock, Nketiah, Perez, Lacazette
PSG: Buffon, Georgen, Rimane, Nsoki, Mbe Soh, Diarra, Berndede, Rabiot, Toufiqui, Nkunku, Weah Subs: Trapp, Lo Celso, Sissako, Zagre, Fressange, Cibois, Bahebeck, PostolachiKey EventsGOOOAAAALLLL12:5236mins There is a Mexican wave travelling around the stadium
It hasn't been dull though this. The Gunners are stroking the ball around nicely, this is probably the longest they have kept the ball so far
Not much, or any, of a press from the French.33mins PSG are looking very tired all of a sudden, which isn't a massive surprise
Going forward they have lost their sting. Leno has looked very assured and has used his supple wrist to deny a long range effort
29mins Another Arsenal chance, another quick counter involving Aubameyang. A ball down the middle is chased down, the Gabonese turns a defender in two but he shoots straight at Buffon
On this basis the Gunners are going to be VERY dangerous going forward this season
26mins Toufiqui on the right again cutting in. And again swings one towards goal, but again he doesn't quite bend enough
Getting closer though.23mins There's that Arsenal pace again. Iwobi this time gets into a great position and really should score
But he hits straight at Buffon and the ball tricks behind.13:02Ozil celebrates20mins Very open now
A lot more adventurous long passes with more success. Ozil seems to be at the middle of all of Arsenal's best moments
16mins All of a sudden Aubameyang's speed is causing massive problems. A pass is slightly too long for him this time though
Just before the goal, Mustafi had a head which only just went side. The pressure has been slowing building for the Gunners
12:52KEY EVENTGOOOAAAALLLL OZILLLLLLL!!! That's one way to shut down the haters. Aubameyang counters with pace and squares to a completely free Ozil
Solid low finish and Arsenal lead.9mins Not too far away from Toufiqui. In fact that would have been an incredible goal, after cutting in from the left wing and unleashing from the edge of the area
The Gunners still not settled as an attacking pack.12:465mins Even in such a short amount of time Weah has proved a thorn in the Arsenal defence
The youngster, and son of legend George, possesses great pace and is timing his runs well
He's received the ball too wide so far but he will be a threat. In fact Leno is forced quickly off his line to deny him
2mins Scrappy start. The PSG youngsters look nervy with a couple of miss placed passes
The French side have seen more of the ball in the opening moments. They are getting most joy down the right flank
PEEEEEEP! Ref Chan Rong blows the whistle. And Arsenal kick us off.12:36 Out come the two sets of players
The handshakes are done and we are almost ready for kick off.12:35 It looks like we are running slightly behind
The players are currently in the tunnel. Mesut Ozil has the armband for the Gunners
12:30 Almost ready for kick off in Singapore. The Gunners will be in their light blue shirt
12:09 That's right Mesut Ozil is Arsenal's captain today. It is the German's first outing of pre-season
But with Laurent Koscielny injured and doubts over Aaron Ramsey's future, could he be handed the captaincy on a regular basis?11:4911:42PSG team Here is the PSG team
Not too many familiar faces. Gigi Buffon is in goal while there are also starts for Adrien Rabiot and Lassana Diarra
George Weah's son Timothy is also in the line-up. PSG: Buffon, Georgen, Rimane, Nsoki, Mbe Soh, Diarra, Berndede, Rabiot, Toufiqui, Nkunku, Weah Subs: Trapp, Lo Celso, Sissako, Zagre, Fressange, Cibois, Bahebeck, Postolachi11:38 Unai Emery's tactics appear to show his Arsenal team will play a brand of football very similar to the one he utilised at Paris Saint-Germain
The Spaniard was always expected to introduce a modern pressing style to this Gunners side, after he spoke out about his philosophy upon being appointed
Emery recently showed off his tactics board on the Arsenal training ground, and it appears he has drawn up a rather interesting formation
At Paris Saint-Germain the Spaniard often played a 4-1-4-1 system that enabled his side to attack with numbers, but also overcrowd the midfield when defending
It doesn't look as if Arsenal will copy this exactly, but it does appear as if they will play a version of it - a 4-1-2-2-1, or perhaps more recognisable as a 4-3-3
READ MORE HERE.11:1810:10Smith-Rowe to feature? Emile Smith Rowe is the name on the lips of every Arsenal fan this summer after the wonderkid stormed onto the scene in pre-season
The 17-year-old - who turns 18 on Saturday - first caught the eye in the Gunners' friendly victory over Boreham Wood, prompting supporters to draw comparisons with Manchester City midfielder Kevin De Bruyne
Unai Emery then invited Smith Rowe to join the first team on their tour of Asia, and he was selected to start the Gunners' International Champions Cup clash with Atletico Madrid
The teenager showed no nerves in lining up against such imposing opposition and even got himself on the scoresheet with a wonderful long-range strike after worming his way through the Atletico defence
Smith Rowe has spoken out about his sudden rise to stardom this summer, and has heaped praise on his Arsenal team-mates - two in particular - who have helped his transition from academy prospect to possible first-team starter
"I've trained with the senior team before but this is my only real chance that I've had so far
[Alexandre] Lacazette and [Pierre-Emerick] Aubameyang have looked out for me, they're so funny and so welcoming
"09:10Welcome Unai Emery hopes he'll be given the support at Arsenal that he lost at Paris Saint-Germain following Neymar's arrival
The Spaniard left PSG in the summer after leading them to the treble last season
And in an interview with Spanish website The Tactical Room, published in May, he said: "In each club you must know what role you play and what role you assign to the rest of the group
"My opinion is that at PSG the leader is called Neymar. "This is a process that still needs a little bit of time to consolidate
In Manchester City, the chief is Pep [Guardiola]. At PSG, the leader must be Neymar
" Emery, whose Arsenal side take on PSG in their second International Champions Cup match, was asked about his comments and if he believes he will get more support at his new home
He said: "I don't have the memory of how I said that, but I have my idea, my way, and the support is here for me to work with the same mentality I wanted in all my career
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Partners Trouble Ho Gayi Double - Ep 172 - Full Episode - 25th July, 2018 - Duration: 21:19.
Look at this.
Ms. Sundari's nameplate
which Ms. Sundari used to fix on her uniform.
Tell me one thing. Isn't this a hen?
Why would it wear Ms. Sundari's nameplate?
Uncle, he is right.
That magician has turned Sundari into a hen.'
Yes, sir. - What are you saying?
Stop agreeing with him.
Sir, that magician is not doing anything.
He is just fooling us.
Sir, I already had a doubt.
That is why I had fixed a tracker on Sundari.
I'll go to Birbal and track Sundari's current location.
You get a force ready to raid the place.
We will conduct a raid
as soon as Sundari's current location is tracked.
And to hell with this magician.
Mr. Manav, what are you eating? - Hey!
Oh, God! - Let him eat.
Birbal.
Not now. Come later. I have a lot of work.
Idiot!
Greetings, Mr. Aditya. - Stop greeting me.
Track Sundari's location.
Okay, Mr. Aditya.
The tracking has begun, Mr. Aditya.
Tell me, Birbal. Where is Sundari's location?
It is visible on this computer screen.
I mean, where is Sundari visible now?
Sundari is not visible, Mr. Aditya.
A dot is visible here.
Sundari is roaming as a dot on this computer.
Where is she visible?
What is the location of this dot?
Oh, okay.
What happened?
Mr. Aditya, Sundari's location is moving towards this cabin.
This cabin?
The commissioner has told that we are ready for the raid.
Did you find out the location?
Oh, okay. This is the matter.
Sundari's tracker has been fit into this hen.
This man is a smart player.
This is wrong, sir. - What is wrong in this?
That man is neither a smart player
nor a gambler.
I am sure that he is a great magician.
And this hen is Ms. Sundari.
That is why the tracking device is in her.
Respect your name once in a while at least.
DIG! You roam around with a nameplate.
But talk sensibly at times.
This is not right, sir.
I have learnt how to read and write.
But I think you have not read 'Ramayan'.
Do you know what had happened in 'Ramayan'?
A sage had turned Ahilya into a stone. Yes.
He must have done that..
But he didn't do it in front of me.
And I don't believe in anything
that doesn't take place in front of me, understood?
But this has happened in front of you, Mr. Aditya.
First, Mr. Manav became a buffalo.
Now, Ms. Sundari has become a hen.
DIG may be next in line.
No, I won't become a monkey.
I have not come here to become a monkey.
Did you expect to become a tiger then?
Yes. - What do you mean?
You behave like a goat.
Birbal, fit a tracker in DIG. - Okay, Mr. Aditya.
Track him too. - Sir, listen to me.
Change my station.
Why do you want to fit a tracker?
Come, I have to fit a tracker. Come on.
Keep Ms. Sundari here first.
Why did you ask me to keep Ms. Sundari there?
She is a lady. I have to fit the tracking device. Come.
But where will you fix the tracking device?
Inside. Come with me.
No. - Come with me.
Listen to me. What are you doing?
Come. - Hey!
People make such scary movies.
Oh, my God!
Darling!
Darling. - What are you doing here?
Why did you come through the window?
The door was open. Couldn't you come from here?
What is this, darling? You always forget this.
Have I ever come through the door?
You scared me. - I got scared.
I have heard that a magician
has turned two of your officers
into a buffalo and a hen.
I am scared
that the magician may turn you into a donkey.
So, I have decided that you should quit this job
and we will leave this city too.
No.
Neither can I leave this city nor can I leave this job.
Gogol will not spare me if I do so.
You are not understanding.
I cannot come with you. - Really?
Won't you quit the job? Fine!
Look what I have brought.
Look at this. - Hey!
I'll lock you in this handcuff.
I'll come with you wherever you go.
That's it. - Oh, my God! What are you doing?
Open this handcuff. - I won't open it. That's final.
I'm discarding this key.
Chaterjee..
Do you guys come with an offer?
One problem is free with the other one.
She comes whenever you come.
What do I do? Where do we hide?
Where shall we hide.. - Come..
My Chater.. Chater!
How are you? - I was fine till now.
What! - Now that you're here
everything will be fine. Perfect.
Really? - Yes. - Perfect? - Yes.
Do you think I don't know anything?
That I don't get to know anything?
I know everything!
That wretched magician
is turning you all, police officers to animals.
Chater, I don't want you to go through any such thing.
I'll be so hurt if someone turns you into an animal.
Chater, that's why, I have decided
that you'll stay with me in my house.
So that you remain safe and protected
from that wretched magician.
And as for turning wild
you may turn wild with me at my house.
No, Sister-in-law. I..
Sister-in-law! - I mean, not right now.
What would everyone say? - What?
That I, being a commissioner
is hiding in a woman's house
by fearing a criminal?
So, you won't come?
No. - You won't come?
No. - Okay, fine.
Hereafter
the two of us will be tied up with these handcuffs.
Chater, I will follow you
wherever you go.
All right? Come.
What's wrong with you! What's your problem!
Why are you standing next to the curtain? Just come.
You know that magician, don't you?
To expose him, it's important
that I stand next to the curtains.
That's such a useless explanation.
Come, let's lie down on the sofa.
I mean, let's sit on the sofa. Just come.
You know what I've planned?
Being tied up with these handcuffs
let's sit on the sofa first.
And then.. - Yes. - I will make some coffee
with my own hands. - Okay.
While drinking the coffee
we'll even sing some romantic songs.
Why do I feel there's someone behind you?
There is someone. - Who?
There is someone.
The entire police force is with me.
That's why, I'm telling you need not worry.
You may relax and go home. - Oh, look at him.
Had I not cared for you, you'd have become
as fat as Manav.
I hope everything else is fine!
Everything is fine.
Okay. But I feel
you're not fine. What's wrong with you?
No. I'm absolutely fine.
Open! - What!
Open this!
Chater. - Yes.
Where did the other handcuffs come from?
I.. Well..
I have put these handcuffs, myself.
Why? - Because when that magician
will come to turn me into an animal
I will lock him up with these handcuffs first.
And then, let me see
how he will.. Run!
That how will he escape from me. - Okay. I got you.
Ah!
What was that noise, Chater?
Well.. Ramlal's pants must have fallen down.
Do Ramlal's pants make such a loud noise
when they fall down? - Yes, they do make.
That means, Ramlal was wearing those pants?
Shut up!
Chater, you told the same joke during our college days
to impress me.
And the same old joke after all these years?
Oh..
God! Darn it!
What happened, Adi?
What has made you so upset?
What shall I tell you, Chamko?
This criminal is very smart and cunning.
He's committing the crimes one after the other
but he's not leaving any evidence behind.
So, how do I find him? - Yes.
By the way, did you hire these women from outside
to make pickles. - No, they're not from outside.
They're from the department.
The ladies from the department?
Hey, ma'am.
Ma'am, who are you? - I'm not a lady.
I'm a man. Sir, it's me.
PK Bose.
And I'm DIG. Deepak Kumar Imartilal Gokhla.
I came here from Barrackpur not to do these things.
If this is not something you wanted to do
what are you both doing in the burka?
Sir, we're safeguarding ourselves.
What? - Yes, sir.
Before that magician gets to know we're police officers
and turns us into animals
we thought of dressing up as women.
What say, Ms. Shakeela? - Yes, Ms. Jameela.
Hey, listen.
Both of you should be joining some drama company
by quitting your job as police officers.
I did try joining a drama company
but they rejected me saying
they can't afford such beautiful ladies.
What say, Ms. Jameela? - Yes, Ms. Shakeela.
Sir, as you know
my beauty is being discussed everywhere.
Don't act too smart.
Mr. Adi!
Come, Birbal. - Greetings, Mr. Adi.
I have told you numerous times, not to touch my feet.
Now tell me. What brought you here?
The letter that you gave to me, I have checked it thouroughly.
What did you find in it?
Actually, the marks on that paper
were of some accounts of a grocery store.
And it also had the phone number on it.
I called on that number and found out
that the number belongs to some Gupta Grocery Store.
Gupta Grocery Store.
Where is this store?
Andheri East, ACKC Road, GBCB colony.
I think that we must not waste
more time and head towards GBCB colony.
Bose and Deepak, both of you come with me.
Yes, sir!
Will you come with me in this attire?
Remove your Burkha and wear your uniforms.
And be quick!
Even Mr. Aditya has started taunting us.
Mr. Aditya!
Deepak.
Put it back.
What did you do?
I have put it inside.
I asked you to put it back.
Oh, I got it now.
Now start talking to him.
Hey, Mister!
Yes, tell me, weighing your goods.
Will there be any issue if I speak without weighing it?
Hey, we are the police. We are not waste collectors
to weigh your goods.
We'll speak without weighing anything.
Did you get me? - You can say whaterver you want
by weighing your goods.
He's as dumb as a bull.
This is wrong.
He's getting on my nerves by asking me to weigh my goods.
Hey, just listen to me carefully!
I might be a constable here.
But people gets scared by my name in Bharatpur!
Do you know that he used to sell
betel leaf to everyone back in Bharatpur?
No, sir, you have got it wrong.
People used to bow down infront of me.
Why? Were you a barber?
He's not messing with you. It's his style.
It's his habit. Am I right?
Don't you speak like this? Weighing your goods!
Are you done?
Is the weighing of goods over?
Can I say something now?
Oh, even you are here.
Shall I remind you of it?
No.. - Yes..
Look, my name is inspector Aditya Dev
and I need to ask you a few questions.
Oh! So you're Mr. Aditya Dev.
Can't you read? It's written over here.
Aditya Dev! - But it says PK Bose.
Bose, shut up!
Yes, I am here to ask you a few questions.
I was waiting for you to come here.
Someone has left a letter for you.
Weighing your goods.
Someone left a letter for me..
Give it me.
Do you know the man who left this letter for me?
No, I don't know him.
I met him for the first time.
Weighing your goods.
If you saw him then you must remember
something about your looks.
Sir, let me do one thing. Let me call the sketch artist
and get his sketch ready.
There are so many people who comes here.
How can I remember everyone's face?
I just remember one thing. He dressed up like a magician.
Okay. It means that he came here
on his own to hand this letter.
But sir, what is written in this letter?
It's a love letter for me. Here, read it by yourself.
Inspector Aditya, you're just a student.
Whereas, I am the author for that subject.
You're not capable enough to catch me.
Just relax in your police station and enjoy your tea.
And keep looking at the time on that colonial clock.
But still your fate won't change.
That's because, I am soon going
to attack my next target.
It doesn't seem good.
But who's Dharmo?
The one who makes tea in our canteen
his name is Sunil.
My friend, when you were in Bharatpur
two years ago, then this canteen
was managed by Dharmo.
Oh, I got it now.
Uncle.. Did you inform Gogol uncle
about this incident?
He's not picking up my phone.
And listen.. - Yes.
Please don't talk about any news with me.
I miss those days, when I used to change
my get ups to get the news.
And now I am stuck here as Police Commissioner Gogol.
He's enjoying his holidays by leaving me here.
But.. - Sir..
Hey!
Sir.. I need a leave for three to four months.
I need you to sign on my application.
Even I need a leave, sir.
Why do you need this leave? - Yes.
Sir, I am afraid of turning into an animal.
Okay, so that's the secret behind your leave applications.
Ma'am, this is wrong. I am not a coward like him.
I am applying for this leave for some other reason.
And what's that? - Sir, as you know
that my home is far away. It's in Bharatpur.
Is this the reason? - No.
Listen to me first.
Sir, I have a cow in Bharatpur.
The cow has given birth to calves.
Do you have to go to Bharatpur
and get them admitted to a school?
Have some shame.
Being a police officer, you are scared of a magician.
Sir, I am not scared of the magician.
I am scared of becoming an animal.
Well, fear makes a person weak from within.
And people target the weaker ones first.
So, don't be scared
and face the criminal with courage.
Just how Bose is doing it.
He is better than you.
He has not come to ask for leave out of fear like you.
He will never come to ask for leave, sir.
He enjoys being in the station. He is scared to be at home.
Hey!
Ms. Lalita, what happened?
Ms. Lalita, what happened?
Commissioner, everything is finished.
Look at this.
Commissioner, your magician
has turned Bose into a rat.
Oh, my God! A buffalo?
It is a rat and not a buffalo.
Mr. Manav is a buffalo.
I don't want it.
I don't want leave, sir.
I don't want leave at all.
I will resign now, sir.
I don't want to become an animal. I will quit the job.
I will also not work, sir. - Yes.
Nobody will quit their jobs.
The magician will come here
and surrender himself within the next four hours.
You can change my name if this doesn't happen.
Good. - He has left.
Tell us what name should we give you.
We'll think about it after four hours.
Mr. Aditya, why were you bluffing outside?
What was I doing?
Bluffing? No, Chamko.
I was telling the truth outside.
I was not doing it to impress anybody.
You don't need
to impress anybody.
Ask me why. - Why?
Because somebody
is already impressed by you.
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Here's What Beans From "Even Stevens" Is Up To Today - Duration: 3:03.
- Bacon?
Bacon?
- Hi guys, my name is Steven Anthony Lawrence
I was Beans on "Even Stevens."
Everybody has a Beans in their life
or they are the Beans.
If you can't think of one you are.
- That's one of the top three fake cries I've ever heard
and two of them belong to me.
- Thanks.
I've got skills.
- You know you work five days a week with people
for four years and it's a set like that,
you become very, very, very, very close to people.
You know, it was like a family.
There was not a dry eye
in the studio on the last finale.
Shia has a wacky side.
Maybe I like him because I kind of have
a wacky side too, I guess.
But, you know, he has a huge heart,
he'd literally give you the shirt off of his back.
I still lived in Fresno, actually,
when I was shooting the show.
My dad was driving me back and forth,
you know, putting a lot of miles on cars.
Shia one day just kind of surprised me with an Xbox
on Christmas.
- Well from now on,
your name is Beans.
- Why Beans?
- Kid, a nickname is not supposed to be logical,
see, it's supposed to be fun.
- The audition process was pretty cool, actually.
You know, you have pre-reads
and then you have your call backs.
My thing, my personal thing that I always did
as an actor, as a kid at least,
was I kind of feel out the room,
see if they were kind of in a rush or not,
if they were kind of connecting.
Then I'd ask if they wanted to hear a joke.
So, I told this pirate joke.
There was a pirate on a ship,
- And the ship was a rockin' and a rollin'
and I fell off me ship.
And a killer whale came and bit off me leg.
And I said to him "How'd you get the hook?"
It was the first kind of stunt thing I had to do,
they lowered me down like "Mission: Impossible"
while the girls were sleeping.
It was the most jerry-rigged stunt ever.
It was like one of those pulley systems.
All this grip needed to do
was for me to just piss him off one day or something,
and go (grunts).
I am still doing classes.
I do only charge 40 bucks a week.
I teach kids, I teach all ages.
Anybody that's hungry.
I think it's a big, big, big blessing
to get kids to start learning technique at an early age
instead of just making faces in front of the camera.
We underestimate kids.
Kids can be pretty darn smart at times.
Maybe.
Maybe, I can't actually say anything right now about that.
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Here's What I Think About the Nissan 370Z and More | Scotty Kilmer - Duration: 3:29.
rev up your engines, Amil says, your thoughts on a
Nissan 370z, okay they are fun to drive they're fast little sports cars, there's
no arguing that, now Nissan their quality has gone down
since they merged with Renault there's no questioning that, but they are fun sports
cars that said, be very cautious about buying a used one, because if you buy a used
sports car a nissan, lot of guys that drive those things they buy it and they beat
the heck out of them, and then when you buy them used, you got nothing but
problems, I have had lots of people that bought used ones they kicked themselves
they said, why did I buy you sports car the guy before me beat the heck out of
the car now it's a pile of junk, so if you are buying one used, you definitely
have to find a guy like me with a dealer level scan tool, who can go through it
all, spend an hour analyze it, most of the guys will charge maybe a hundred bucks
analyze it all and tell you what kind of shape it's in, and don't buy it naked and
then find out you got problems, have a mechanic knows what he's doing check it
out, before Tyler McDuffie says, Scotty my wife has an 07 Jeep Liberty sport
it had a recall for rear lower control arms, should I sell it once jeep fixes it
okay well you know it depends, I'm not a Jeep fan they don't hold up like they
did when I was a kid when Willys jeeps made them and they were solid, but it's a
2007 it's a 12 year old Jeep, you're not gonna get much for a 12 year old Jeep
so if it runs okay and they're fixing that stuff free under a recall and it's
not real high mileage, why not continue to drive it, because if you're curious
just see what it's going for what, you can sell it for and you probably can't
get much, and if you can't get much what's the point of selling something
and not getting much, you might as well drive until it falls apart and just get
rid of it, that's my old theory with cars you know, I mean I'm not a fan of the
jeeps but if you got one that it runs okay and your not going to get much when you
sell it, just drive until some big goes on then just get rid of the thing,
Todd says considering trading my 2017 subaru forrester XT with the
turbo WRX for a used 2017 Toyota Camry 2.5 to save money and reliability what
do you think, yet it's a very smart because that Camry can run forever, it's
gonna get much better gas mileage, they don't have had gasket problems like the
Subarus do, and it can last forever, that would be a very smart move if you want
to get better gas mileage and have a vehicle that lasts longer, I would
definitely do that, Steven the best says, Scotty a friend of mine recently bought
a 2015 Ford Focus with fifty two thousand miles for fourteen thousand
dollars certified pre-owned did he pay too much, yes far as I'm concerned he
paid too much money, you know if you got a Ford Fusion for that kind of money
that would be okay, because they're really well made, but the focus, that's one of
their cheaper made cars, and fourteen grand for fifty-two thousand miles, I would have
paid less, but you know if you buy it from a dealer they charge too much money
that's just how the thing goes, they just do, I just made a
video about why use cars cause so much money in the United States, watch that
and you'll learn a whole bunch about why cars cost too much in the United States
it's all about the collusion between the people that do this valuation books and
the companies that own them that sell used cars so, so if you never want to
miss another one of my new car repair videos, remember to ring that Bell!
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Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah - Ep 2518 - Full Episode - 25th July, 2018 - Duration: 21:33.
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Tenali Rama - Ep 274 - Full Episode - 25th July, 2018 - Duration: 20:29.
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Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Are Reportedly Engaged After Dating for 2 Months - Duration: 1:36.
For Complex News, I'm Frazier.
The new wave for celebrity romance appears to be dating for a few months tops, then popping
the question.
Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are said to have gotten engaged just weeks into their
relationship, and Justin Bieber proposed to Hailey Baldwin not too long after they rekindled
their flame.
Not to be out done you can add fairly new couple Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra to the
list, based on news reports that hit Friday morning.
Nick and Priyanka have been reportedly dating since late May, and sources tell People magazine
that 25-year-old Nick popped the question during Chopra's 36th birthday party last
week.
The source says they are celebrating their engagement in London, and reports imply that
Nick's been planning this for months, even shutting down a Tiffany store in New York
City to cop the ring.
Some say that Nick and Priyanka might pull the trigger very soon.
Priyanka was said to be a part of an Indian film, Bharat, but the film's director Ali
Abbas Zafar hopped on Twitter yesterday with an interesting tweet regarding the engagement
and Chopra dropping out of the film.
"Yes Priyanka Chopra is no more part of 'Bharat' and the reason is very very special,
she told us in the Nick of time about her decision and we are very happy for her ... Team
Bharat wishes @priyankachopra loads of love & happiness for life."
- Ali Abbas Zafar via Twitter
Could Priyanka have dipped from the film to get ready for a marriage that'll hit soon?
Time will tell.
Either way, the Jonas family is about to body wedding season; Nick's brother Joe is currently
engaged to Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner.
With the last couple of years giving us the feeling that love was dead in Hollywood, it's
good to hear that more celebrity couples are tying the knot.
We wish them all the best, congrats to one-time Complex cover stars Nick Jonas and Priyanka
Chopra, the latter of which written by yours truly.
For Complex News, I'm Frazier.
For more stories like these, keep it locked right here to Complex on YouTube.
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Here's What I Think About Buying a Used Cop Car and More - Duration: 3:21.
rev up your engines, Upper Robin 29 says, what do you think about buying a used
Ford Crown Victoria interceptor, okay so I'm assuming you're talking about buying
a used cop car, realize the police beat the heck out of their cars, so you know
they could be all worn out, if you don't mind putting some money into them, road
test them first, you got to be able to Road test them and if you can road test them and
see that everything works okay, ah you're still taking a little gamble, let a
mechanic scan it like I said earlier to see if there's any codes, but if you can get it cheap
enough and you want something that maybe you're gonna tool around on the weekends
why not if you get it cheap enough, but don't think you're gonna be able to buy
one and then drive it 150-200 thousand trouble-free miles, because it's either
gonna need a transmission or an engine in a reasonable period of time, because the
police beat back out of those things and the reason they get rid of them is
because they know they're gonna fall apart after a certain period of time,
Shane Albert says, Scotty my four cylinder truck is getting horrible gas
mileage, I cleaned the filters, SeaFoamed the gas tank, I smell a faint gas odor and
I'm putting 20 to 40 bucks a week in the thing, okay bad gas mileage the first
thing you want to do, is have a guy like me put scan tool on to look at the data
we road test a car for 15 minutes, we hook our scan tool up, then we read the data
live and mode six data, that tells us a ton of if there's a problem with the
mass sensor, if the fuel injectors are spraying too much fuel, all kinds of
stuff and our equipment is so sophisticated, like I said earlier it's
color coded, and then if I see yellow or red I know those areas have a problem
then I know okay especially the red ones that's the problem, that's why the gas
mileage is bad, maybe one of the fuel injectors is leaking and our equipment
is so sophisticated it will show each cylinder, so you got a four-cylinder
engine like you have, it'll show misfire for each single cylinder when they
happened, how rich or lean each cylinder is running, and we know a lot of
information we can figure out what's wrong with, start there rather than just
guessing, Edoardo says, I have an Infiniti 2007 g35 coupe
that I let sit for year will it start up any tips, well it
probably should, I just did a thing on gasoline, how long should you let it
sit, and the American Petroleum Institute says you shouldn't let it sit more than
a year and even then it's good for three to five months unless you put fuel
stabilizer in it and if you didn't well what the heck go in there and start it up, if it
starts up and runs, then drive it a bunch and as soon as you can when it gets down
to half a tank or whatever, fill up with Shell super unleaded that's the best
gasoline, as soon as you put new gas with old gas, it mixes immediately and
you're not gonna have any problems with it, good gas will mix with the old
gas, a lot of times you won't have any problems at all, but you might have to
either jump start or replace the battery, because a modern car is not made to sit
that long, all modern cars have what's called battery parasitic drain, and some
customers I have, if they let their car sit like a Mercedes for three weeks at
the airport, it has to be jumped because the parasitic drain from all the
computers it has will drain the battery it might not start, so if you
never want to miss another one of my new car repair videos, remember to ring
that Bell!
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Here & Now Friday July 27 2018 - Duration: 1:03:25.
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Here in my garage, i bought this new RUNE here - Duration: 1:13.
Here are my garage. Just bought this new RUNE here fun to drive up here
MY LITTLE PONY hills
But you know what I like a lot more than 'knepper jeg mænd' things
EGDELWONK in fact
I'm a lot more proud of the two new bookshelves that I had to get installed to the whole two new books that I bought
It's like the Gabe Newells says the more you bought the more you earn
Now maybe you've seen my fact or I talked about how I read a book a billion. KNOWLEDGE
you know I read a book a billion days not to show off its again about the
KNOWLEDGE in Fact the real reason I keep this lamborghini here is
Is that it's not so a reminder a reminder that dreams are still not possible because it wasn't that long ago that
I was in a littlettle town across the country sleeping on a Lamborghini here in a mobile home with only
47 Lamborghini here
But you know what something happened and not to change my life. I bumped into a mentor and
another mentor and a few more mentors
I found two mentors, and they showed me what they did to become INCORRRECT. Alright?
See you there on my site
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Here's how you can you be in the audience for the Love Island live final - Daily News - Duration: 2:44.
</form> The 2018 series finale is fast-approaching. And, of course, hordes of people will be tuning in to see who's officially crowned the winning couple of Love Island
But while ITV viewing figures are expected to surpass last year's, countless fans are hoping to go one better - and be present in the villa for the announcement
Hundreds of fans have already applied to join host Caroline Flack in the Majorcan villa, where a live audience will add extra tension to the eagerly-anticipated climax
Fortunately, there's still time for you to apply too. Read More Love Island 2018 Essentially, you'll need to be in Spain on Monday from 16
30 (at your own cost), but - once there - the audience tickets are absolutely free
ITV suggest three main sites to apply through: Applause Store, SRO audiences and Lost In TV
You'll need to quick, though - as each of the sites list access as 'limited availability' so there's only a few left
Some of their shows are incredibly popular, so all tickets are sent at random. And, yes, this applies to Love Island
If you have not received an e-ticket directly to your email 48 hours prior to your chosen date, you have not been successful
Read More Are they your type on paper? Love Island 2018 contestants If this happens and the disappointment stings, don't be tempted to buy them from touts
Likewise, don't sell yours if you can no longer attend. ITV bosses take this matter very seriously and have a strict, zero-tolerance approach
In fact, anyone found selling their ticket allocation will instantly make them void and may also face formal proceedings against them - ouch
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Corrie's Weatherfield Gazette journo arrives and here is how you know her - Daily News - Duration: 3:19.
</form> Coronation Street fans were bowled over when they thought they saw Michelle Keegan's ghost accosting young Summer in Roy's Rolls
The actress, Saira Choudry, has appeared in the soap once before as the journalist Naila, who arrives to give some good new to Summer and her foster dad, Billy, about Summer winning an award
But fans of the show were desperate to find out who she is after thinking her the doppelganger for the soap's former character Tina, who sadly fell off a roof after a fling with Peter Barlow
For actress Saira Choudhry is one of the stars of Channel 4 cop show No Offence, and has also starred in Hollyoaks in her varied career
Saira plays the role of tough rookie cop PC Tegan Thompson on Channel 4's hit police drama No Offence, so it's a rather different role to the one we see her on screen in Corrie in
She's mainly seen with her hair tucked up in her officer's hat in No Offence, while in Corrie she gets to swish her long brunette tresses, while keeping her press badge firmly round her neck at all times
Fans of Saira will be pleased to hear she has recently filmed the third series of No Offence in and around Manchester earlier this year, with the drama set to return to Channel 4 in the Autumn
Soap fans may also know her for her role as Anita in Hollyoaks. And she's not only in demand for her acting talents - as Saira is also helping to develop the next generation too with her own acting academy
Saira runs TV Talent, a drama and dance school for children aged from three to 18 in Manchester, to pass on her skills to up and coming stars
Meanwhile Corrie is full of Michelle Keegan lookalikes at the moment. Read More Soap blunders For actress Mollie Winnard, who plays Kayla Clifton, has also drawn comparisons to Keegs since she joined the soap
One thing that the viewers may not be aware of, however, is that Naila broke the journalistic code when she went to find Summer, with Billy having no idea about the story
The IPSO Code of Practice states journalists can not approach children without permission from the parents, so hopefully Billy was just being forgetful
Coronation Street airs Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7.30pm and 8.30pm on ITV
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Henny Youngman - Happy to be Here (Funny!) - Duration: 12:32.
Good, now see Lawrence. Really great, one
of my best pupils, stole my whole act. I
did all that stuff years ago anyway. I'm
very happy to be here at Bally's Grand
hotel. Yeah, I was here a year ago and I
want to tell you, I look forward to
coming back again. So I'll leave you all
now. I just got off a plane, I was in
California, I said to the clerk "I got
three pieces of luggage. I want this
piece to go to Cleveland, I want this
piece to go to Miami, and I want this
piece we go to Toronto". He says "We can't
do that, you did it last year". The food
on the plane was fit for a king. "Here,
King. Here, King." Any Italians here tonight? We
just got the news, a bomb fell on
Italy , it slid off. Why does the new
Italian ship have ...I forget the joke I
[Laughter]
I love the Italian people. During World
War II, an Italian girl saved my
life. She hid me in her cellar. It was in
Cleveland. Why does the new Italian Navy
have glass-bottom boats? So they can see
the old Italian Navy.
I was just down to Miami Beach appearing
in front of some of elderly citizens
down there and one of the, and there was
an old man sitting on the park bench, he
was crying, the cop says "what are you
crying?" about. He said "Well I lost my wife
about a year ago and I found a young
lady. She moved in with me, she cooks to
me, does my laundry, she's wonderful" "So
what are you crying about?" "I forget where
I live" There's a widow walking around on
Miami Beach lobby in the hotel, she sees
a strange man so "Where you from, we've
never seen you here before?"
he's "To tell you the truth I just got
out of jail for killing my wife with a
hacksaw" she says "Oh, you're single"
[Laughter]
I don't get it. Listen, two Jewish guys in
the gym, one's putting a girdle on, "Since
when do you wear a girdle?" "Since
my wife found it in the glove
compartment of my car". In Israel, a fella
drives up to the cop, "Can I park here?" he
says "No", "How about these other cars?" "They
didn't ask". A little Jewish lady walks in
the record store, "Do you have Hello Dolly?"
the man says "What speed?" she says "Hello
Dolly" [Music]
[Applause]
Little Jewish man is hit by a car, the
waiting for the ambulance the cop takes
his jacket off, covers him
he said "Are you comfortable?" He says "I
make a nice living,"
Miami Beach, the little Jewish
grandmother, supposed to take care of the
Jewish grandson by the water, she turns
her head away, a wave washes the kid
way out, they call a lifeguard, the
helicopter, the police, they finally
grabbed a little kid, they bring him in
they pump him out for an hour, the kid
starts to breathe again, the grandmother
says "He had a hat"
[Applause]
I love this crowd!
[Applause]
Know what Moses said when he stood on
top of Mount Sinai? This would be a good
place to build a hospital. Two guys,
one said "What's the latest dope on Wall
Street?" he said "My son!" A guy walked up to
me on Broadway, "You know where Central Park
is?" I says "No", "Then, I'll mug you here". One
fellow said "Give me $10 till payday
I said "When is payday?" He says "You oughta
know, you're the one that's working"
[Laughter]
Cheer up back there, Cheer up!
Another guy said "I haven't tasted food in
two days" I said "You ought to force yourself"
I'm in Las Vegas, a guy says "You see a
cop around here?", says "No", He says "Stick 'em up!"
"Stick what up?" "Don't mess me up, this
is my first job". Hold up man goes on
the bank, he says "Give me all your cash!". she gives him
the cash, "Look this is my first holdup,
don't I get a blender?" Hold up man says
"Stick 'em down", "You mean stick 'em up?"
he says "No wonder I havent made any money" Hold up
man walks in the bank "Give me all your
cash!" she says "Here, take the books too,
I'm ten thousand short"
[Applause]
Gives them money to play horses. I played
a great horse in the Derbey, took seven
horse of the beat him.
The horse's so slow, the jockey kept a
diary of the trip. Jockey's hit the
horse, the horse turned around, "What are you
hitting me for, there's nobody behind me"
That's the first time I ever saw a horse
start from a kneeling position.
He was so late getting home, he tiptoed in
the stable. I don't mind when a horse is
left at the post, I don't mind what the
horse was up to me in the grandstand and
says "Which way did they go?" but when I see
the horse I bet on at the $2 window
playing another horse in the same race... I
feel real good, I was up visiting my son
who just made a movie in California. I
know him personally and if I got a call
the studio "How much you want to
do a picture with Farrah Fawcet?
I said $50,000. They called back they
said "How about $20,000?" I said "I'll pay
it!" She dressed in one room, I dress in
the next room, there's a little hole on
the wall
I let her look. I'm supposed to do a home
box office with Milton Berle, just had a,
he had a, did I tell you? Better know,
Milton Berle just had an operation. The
charisma bypassed Milton. I gonna do a
scene I like to do it for you now, see if
you like it. I'm sitting at a bar having
a drink of Jim Beam, my new sponsor.
Over hear's a man on a stool, he falls down
I pick him up, "Bartender!, do you know
where this man lives?"
I'll give him a lift home with my car,
tell me where he lives, I grab him and
pull him down to the car, put him on the
back seat, he falls down, they get to the
address he gave me,
I pull a man out of the car, he falls
down three more times, I pick him up each
time, I knock on the door "Mrs. Phillips
I brought your husband home." she says "Where's his
wheelchair?"
I love this crowd tonight! Oh this is fun,
Really, I'm enjoying this. I wish my
mother were here. My mother was 88 years
old never used glasses, drank right out
of the bottle. That drunk, the drunkest in
front of a judge "My good man, you've been
brought here for drinking!", he said "Okay
judge, let's get started". I saw a drunk
walk up to a parking meter, he puts a
dime in, the arrow goes to 60, he said "Gee, I lost
hundred pounds".
[Laughter]
Two drunks walking along Broadway, one
goes down the subway and comes up the other
entrance. His friend is waiting for him
"Where were you?"
"That was some guys basement, boy has he got a
set of trains". The average person today
is worried. There's nothing to worry
about. New York, yeah the Russians will
never get there, no place to park. I saw a
man lying together I said "Are you sick?
Can I help you?" "No, I found a parking
place. I sent my wife to buy a car." You
know I've been playing nightclubs, really
all my life. I was a appearing at a place
in there, Patterson Toledo, Venice.
Had a tough boss he used to stab me good
night. Well he I said "I bet you ten
dollars you're dead". I was afraid of
bet him. But, you get you get people
today they worry about this they're
worried about that. Waitress, you look tired,
go to my room and rest. Had a rough night
folks, there was a girl knocking on my hotel room
door all night long,
I finally had to let her out of the room!
[Applause]
Couple checking into a hotel, right next
to the railroad station, no more rooms
left in town it was a convention there.
So they go up to their room, and the
man goes out to buy a paper, and the lady
lies down to take a rest,
all of a sudden the train goes by,
ZOOM!, the vibrations knock her out of bed
on the floor
ten minutes later, another train, ZOOM!, the
vibrations knock her outta bed, on the floor
she calls the manager "What kind of a
hotel is this? I'm lying down to take a
rest, and a train comes by so close, the
vibrations in the train knocked me out
of bed on the floor." he said "I'd like to
see that" she says "Come upstairs", he comes up
stairs, she says "Lie in that bed for a minute."
Just then the husband walks in, "What are
you doing here?!" he says "Believe it or not, I'm waiting
for a train"
[Applause]
They gave me a nice room here. I got a
room and bath. A little inconvenient though,
there in two different buildings. I
closed the door the doorknob gets in bed
with me. I called out I said "Is this room
service?"
she said "Yes." I said "Send up a room!" I want
to tell you what happens, you know
everybody's playing golf nowadays. The
average guy goes to a golf course, said
"Look, I can't see good, get me a caddie
with good eyesight. After I hit the ball
I want the caddie to tell me where the
ball went". They bring in an eighty year old
caddie, good eyesight. The man hits the
ball, he said to the caddie "Did you see
where the ball went. He say "Yes" he says "Where?".
I forgot". I was appearing up in Wayne
County, Michigan for five hundred priests,
we're getting together on the Conclave
and one of the priests was a was a
former stockbroker. He said "Henny, liven
yerself, will you? Say whatever you want". I
said "You want me to do that?" he said "Yeah".
I said "Once I was gonna be a priest, I
couldn't drink that early in the morning".
I said " You know, you guys ought to get married,
to see what hell is really like!" And I
tell the story about father O'Hara in Boston
he told the story, a lady worshipper "Good
morning father O'Hara." he said, "Good
morning Mrs. O'Keefe, Do you know that
your left breast is hanging out?" She says, "My
God, I left a baby on the bus!!"
[Applause]
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Kylie Jenner: Here's Proof That She Hasn't Refilled Her lips After Going Thinner – Watch - Daily New - Duration: 2:52.
Kylie Jenner has been confusing her fans recently. Three weeks after revealing she's removed her lip fillers, she's been posing with a super plump pout again
Did she really put them back in? Kylie Jenner, 20, shocked her fans on July 8 when she revealed that she had removed her lip fillers and was back to her natural, smaller shape
In the nearly three weeks since though, she has shared photos on her social media pages that have confused her followers
In some pictures – both personal and those shot by the paparazzi – her lips look thin
In other selfies they're back to the fuller, bigger size that we've grown used to over the past few years
So obviously we all want to know what on earth is going on! Did Kylie re-plump her lips? Is she sharing old selfies? Or are her makeup skills and Kylie Cosmetics lip kits that on point that she is the mistress of illusion? Thankfully Snapchat has helped to answer our many, many questions! On July 27 Kylie shared a cute video of her picking up a copy of the latest issue of GQ at a newsstand
Yes, the one that shows her straddling boyfriend and baby daddy Travis Scott on the cover
In her arms she carried their nearly 6-month-old daughter Stormi. And followers can clearly see that her lips don't look as plumped up as they used to
She also shared a video selfie, which again appeared to show her lips looking more natural if slightly fuller, suggesting she might be relying on makeup and not cosmetic surgery
We can't say for sure, 100 percent, but it certainly looks that way! Kylie's fans loved the first-hand look into her life
One particular sweet part of her trip to the newsstand with Stormi is that the new mom picked up not one, but two magazines
The second was the Forbes issue that featured her on the cover. Stormi helping mom pick up her magazine covers 7/27/18 A post shared by Kylie Jenner (@kyliesnapchat) on Jul 27, 2018 at 5:17pm PDT Of course Stormi can't read right now but how cool is it for her to see her mommy on two top magazine covers? It also may have confused her a little bit but she'd better get used to it
It's all part of being a Kar-Jenner baby, baby!
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