Youtube daily here Jul 28 2018

Hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G and welcome back to the shittiest game ever. This is a Dummy Experiment again, I don't know why

It's not really playing a lot of music right now

Why are you not?

Are you not working?

Come on this thing is plugged in

There goes, okay now it's playing music we're back into it. This is the Dummy Experiment

It's a shitty game that I am shitty at. It's not a shitty game

I'm just shitty at it, but I'm going to try damn hard. Oh shit shit

I'm gonna try damn hard to not suck balls at this and I'm going to suck balls at this

anyway, I am going to try my damnedest to get to a checkpoint

if you have not watched me play this game before

Just a warning. It's terrible

The controls are god-awful

You lose your head a lot

the narrator's a dick and

I have come to the point in this game before where I can see the checkpoint

But I've never been able to reach the checkpoint.

The first time I tried playing without a joystick and I was just playing

with WASD and it was fucking shit tard tastic

It was god-awful

And they very much suggest that you use a joystick, but guess what the joystick still sucks balls

It doesn't really help, they say it helps but it doesn't it does not help

running is not helpful

so you point in a direction that you're gonna go and then

Okay

So in the direction that you pointed you have to then pull back in the other direction

and I'm just talking over the narrator because he's, he's stupid and he really doesn't like give you anything.

It really doesn't matter

So basically the story if you have not seen the past

I don't know how long of me playing this or you haven't seen anyone else play it is

basically, you are a dummy, you have become sentient

and you must escape this lab and bad shit happens in the lab and

there is the extent of your knowledge

and it's horrible and

And it gives you things like that like have you ever tried to leave the fucking game

have you ever tried being a nice person?!

Because I don't think you've ever tried that because you're a fucktard!

Okay, so you point in the direction you want to go and then it constantly keeps going further in that direction

So you have to constantly be pulling back in the exact opposite one

To pull yourself back from falling and I just went the wrong direction. That's why I just lost my head there

So my head has gone off a lot

And now I know why narrators are fucktards actually

I don't all I know is that you're a fucktard

You're a fucktard and you make this even harder and I don't understand why this game is so difficult

Like why couldn't you make it at least somewhat manageable?

But no like the joystick doesn't even work. You can't even just like hold it in it like

You can't hold the joystick and any - damn it if you move the joystick in a direction

You have to hold it in the opposite one

But you can't even like hold it all the way because then it'll go too far and then you'll be going the other direction

shut your damn fool ass mouth bitch.

I'm a winner too. I= just not in the traditional sense

Okay, I'm a winner in that I'm still alive

My character may not be but it keeps respawning

So I guess it's alive and its beat the odds to get this far. Okay. Ah

We are almost to Link

Link is my friend. He's my buddy.

We must go say hello to him.

For right now. Yes. I really just want to get to the checkpoint

That's like my only goal

my only goal in this entire game is to get to that sh- first checkpoint

It's never even been to finish it. It's been to get to the first fucking checkpoint

because it's so hard

I don't even care like they tell you oh use a joystick. It's easier. It's not any easier than WASD

It's not any easier than WASD although they claim that WASD is near impossible to actually do it.

So I got a joystick

Specifically for this game, I got a USB joystick

I didn't have a USB joystick before and I got a USB controller specifically for this game

Not saying I haven't used it to play other things

But I got it mainly just like the initial purchase was just to play

this piece-of-shit game and cl- and see if I could actually do it

You know what practice this whole game is. Ah

This whole game is supposed to be damn it,

there's no practice in this game, there's no practice mode. There's no tutorial

There might have been a tutorial. I probably skepped it, skipped it. I think I skipped it

I think there was a tutorial at one point that I skipped

Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay come this way. Oh

That was close

Okay, okay, okay

Okay, okay little man

You got this little dude, you got this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay this way this way. Oh, no, damn it

Yeah, oh shit too far

Okay. Okay. Nope too far. Come on little dude. Come on little blue, dude

Go blue, dude

Go

you are gonna join the Blue Man Group if you can get out of here and they're gonna love you and you are going to

be the best person ever in the Blue Man Group

And you won't even have to paint yourself. How about that?

And everybody would be like wow the Blue Man Group got

so much fucking better when this blue dummy dude joined them

go fucking blue, dude, and

Then you'll have groupies

everywhere and

And it'll be wonderful

wouldn't that be nice?

have groupies follow you around, you got roadies carrying all your shit

Damnit

But no, you don't want to get to the checkpoint you don't want to be in a band

That's really not a band that nobody really cares about anymore

because it's not the early 90s, but who gives a shit?

I think they're still going right?

Blue Man Group's still going, isn't that, aren't they?

I don't know, that's a question for the internet

so internet like I'm asking you now is

is, is the Blue Man Group still a thing, do people like

go and see the Blue Man Group?

I don't know exactly how I got on the topic of talking about the Blue Man Group, but that's

not really helping me play this game.

I was gonna say it's helping me, but it's really not because I can't get out of that room

Okay. Okay. It's all right. It's all right little dude

We're just gonna keep you

Somewhat near normal that's, that's my goal. We're gonna keep you somewhat to normal

Have you ever tried not being a jackass? I'm gonna try and stop using so many jerky movements on, oh

on the controller cause I've been doing a lot of like flicking stuff and it's really not working

Neither was that

Damnit

Damnit

well, you know what? You're a loser for talking about it

I'm a winner cause I decapitated myself onto a table, my head stayed on the table

That makes me a winner

Regardless of what you think a winner is I'm a winner.

ah, SHIT

I don't know if I will ever get to a checkpoint in this game

I honestly had to stop playing it for a long time because it's just

so frustrating

and then he starts talking about gravity and it's like

Just shut up

and it tells you like this whole thing in the same rate. It's like literally shut up

It literally does not work in the real world. It only works in a vacuum

Science will tell you that it literally only works in a vacuum

Shut up, like gravity will literally only fall exactly perfectly between like a book and a pebble in a vacuum

Damnit, we got too close to Link. We were too excited to see our friend

But like hello and welcome to physics 101

It's it's there's there's wind issues and and other real-world things get in the way and

aerodynamics gets in the way. So it like literally it's just in in in a vacuum

But whatever drop some science on you if you're gonna be a dick about everything

Okay

Okay. Okay. We got this. We got this

No problem. We're not dying. We're not failing miserably

Okay, come on. Come on. It's just a checkpoint. It's just a checkpoint

It's something that would be absolutely fucking wonderful to get to!

Because otherwise what am I doing playing this game?

I'm trying to provide content and what content is it for me to just keep doing the same

FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN and failing so much. Oh shit. I'm going the wrong way. It was over before it started

It was over before it started

Okay

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna sit up maybe if I sit up

Mm-hmm

Maybe if I sit up straight it won't work

It totally is I am literally walking right now. It is a part of walking just because your commentary is delayed

doesn't mean I have to listen to it.

Hi friend I decapitated myself on you

That's how you know we're true friends. That's who the true friends are

The true friends are the ones you would go and decapitate yourself on

Literally don't listen to me

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about and I just spit all over my hands. That was gross

That was super gross

damnit!

Stop talking about gravity. Nobody wants to hear you

You're fucking wrong. Nobody wants to hear you.

If you're gonna talk about it at least drop the real science you bitch

It's not a theory- UUGGGHHH

see that kind of shit makes me mad because

science calls shit theories, but that doesn't mean there's not like

800 billion pounds of evidence on them

It just can't be 100%

Like there is absolutely no doubt proven or something like theories are basically like it's pretty much facts

okay, and it's

There's a lot of research. Don't tell me that gravity doesn't exist. Oh god. Oh god

I lost me in that whole thing and I couldn't control me when I was gone.

Okay? Okay. No, no this way

UUUUGGGHHHH

And I know there's jumping in this game by the way, there's totally jumping in this game

um

I have not had to use that yet. I think that's after you get to the first checkpoint

Because there is more game after that first checkpoint. I just

can't ever get there

I just can't get there

yep

dammit!

I'm trying so hard. I am trying so hard

I've completely entered try hard mode and it's not even helping

This game is fucking impossible. And I'm sure there are speedruns of this game

And I'm sure people are capable of beating this game

and fucking good for them cause I'm not one of them people

No shit

well, you were wrong

Plenty of people fall down, okay

babies fall down

drunk people fall down

people with cerebellar issues fall down

people with apraxia sometimes fall down

people with

Parkinson's will fall down

old people who lose their balance will fall down

People who are trying tricks on things will fall down.

Stop judging people you jackass

people fall, it fucking happens you're talking about

gravity, and then you're like so surprised that people also succumb to gravity

Don't be a dick!

Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god

Oh my god. I just want to get to the checkpoint and I don't want to listen to you anymore!

I DON'T WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYMORE

SHUT YOUR FOOL ASS MOUTH, BITCH

(frustrated groaning)

Okay, okay, ah

This game is so hard

DAMNIT

Okay, I cannot keep doing this to myself

I need to get to a checkpoint, okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. So close

So close that time. Okay. Okay. You've got this, you've got this

we take a deep breath

damnit!

We take a deep breath and you keep repeating the same thing

And I know you have more of a script than that and I don't know why we've heard this gravity spiel like eight times

already today

But I know you have more that you can say

So I'm just gonna talk over every time you start talking about gravity because you're a dipshit and I know you have more words

You have more jackass words.

So use your other jackass words. I know you sang to me one time. That was kind of nice

I would like it. If you would sing to me again. I think it sang to me though because I wasn't playing

And that's why it started singing but I do remember that happening

oh come on

I don't remember what it's sang to me, but I do remember that it sang

oh come on come on, no, no, no, no correct it yourself, NO

Okay. Okay? Okay, okay

Dammit

Come on come on girl. Come on

come on

Come on, little blue dude

Come on, damn it

Damn it

Okay, okay, okay, come on damn it

Come on dude

Oh my god

AAHHHHHH

What's really sad is there is a counter up in this game that I am totally very purposely covering with my face

Like I am very purposely

Putting my face where it is

Because there's a counter of how long I've been playing this for

and y'all don't need to see

how long that actually is to never make it to a checkpoint

Because it is legit embarrassing like legit embarrassing

It's over 70 minutes right now

And I have not played this game on my free time at all, I've only ever recorded it

so that gives you an idea

of three videos in how long Amanda has recorded this game for

And how long she's attempted it for and how much she still sucks at it

now granted, it has been a prolonged period of time

since I played this the last time

Because I got so mad at it I couldn't fathom coming back to it

And I actually didn't think I was going to I thought about just letting this thing

hang its little head up for all eternity and

go fuck itself and basically never play again.

And then I thought you know what? It's been a while

And I have a bit more of a clear head now

I'm a bit happier in general than I was for the last time, see that's new words

And I thought maybe if I take a deep breath

Maybe being in a good mood and then playing this game

will make this

better, it will make it so I can actually play it but I don't think that's actually the way this game works

I think it's designed to just be a dick

Yes, exactly a falling piece of sadness. See that's a new one

See it has new words. It has new words, I don't think I've heard before and yes

I am a falling piece of sadness. You are taking my happiness away and you are making it sadness

You are making me hate playing this game

And I still can't get to your goddamn checkpoint

No matter what I do

I cannot get to your checkpoint and I really want to, I really want to get to your checkpoint

yes

Damn it

So close

I just want your checkpoint, that's all, that's all

Damn it. I just want to be able to say

that I didn't suck entirely at this game and I got good enough

to get to a checkpoint, and I know that that may not be something that I can ever actually say

I might just say that this game was so fucking irritating that I threw it the fuck away

And by that I mean since its digital, deleted it

Damnit

And then we're just gonna keep talking about gravity like literally

No one cares dude. No one cares

okay, I can do this.

Yeah, because they keep playing your damn game

And this is a really stupid game to play

And it was really, it was in the Getting Over It thing

with Bennet Foddy, when like when that craze came out that's

when this game came out, when everybody was all about like games

hurting them and

just destroying them into little bitty

broken down frustrated pieces, and you decided to make a game that did that

With bullshit controls that never actually get any better and just make you hate

your life

That's it. Okay, okay

Okay. I am getting too damn frustrated at this game. I can't I can't I can't I cannot beat this game

It's not gonna happen. I cannot get to a checkpoint. Oh

Thank you for the motivation. Now that I've stopped. Anyway, that's it for this game

Probably ever, unless people really want me to come back to this

I very highly doubt that I will ever play this game ever again

I am so frustrated with it, and I need to go back to my happy mood and just have a good day again

So that's it for this video

Let me know what you thought about it in the comments down below

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 Arsenal will continue their preparations for the new season against Unai Emery's former club PSG on Saturday

 The Gunners are in Singapore for the latest leg of their pre-season schedule, having faced Atletico Madrid on Thursday

 They lost that one on penalties and now take on the French champions in the International Champions Cup

 Arsenal welcome back Mesut Ozil for the first time this summer with Mohamed Elneny and Alex Iwobi also starting

 PSG remain without a host of their big names with Neymar, Kylian Mbappe and Edinson Cavani all absent

 Follow all the action from Singapore below.  Arsenal: Leno, Bellerin, Sokratis, Mustafi, Kolasinac, Guendouzi, Elneny, Ozil, Mkhitaryan, Iwobi, Aubameyang  Subs: Cech, Martinez, Holding, Chambers, Mavropanos, Maitland-Niles, Ramsey, Nelson, Osei-Tutu, Willock, Nketiah, Perez, Lacazette

 PSG: Buffon, Georgen, Rimane, Nsoki, Mbe Soh, Diarra, Berndede, Rabiot, Toufiqui, Nkunku, Weah  Subs: Trapp, Lo Celso, Sissako, Zagre, Fressange, Cibois, Bahebeck, PostolachiKey EventsGOOOAAAALLLL12:5236mins There is a Mexican wave travelling around the stadium

 It hasn't been dull though this. The Gunners are stroking the ball around nicely, this is probably the longest they have kept the ball so far

 Not much, or any, of a press from the French.33mins PSG are looking very tired all of a sudden, which isn't a massive surprise

 Going forward they have lost their sting. Leno has looked very assured and has used his supple wrist to deny a long range effort

29mins Another Arsenal chance, another quick counter involving Aubameyang. A ball down the middle is chased down, the Gabonese turns a defender in two but he shoots straight at Buffon

 On this basis the Gunners are going to be VERY dangerous going forward this season

26mins Toufiqui on the right again cutting in. And again swings one towards goal, but again he doesn't quite bend enough

 Getting closer though.23mins There's that Arsenal pace again. Iwobi this time gets into a great position and really should score

 But he hits straight at Buffon and the ball tricks behind.13:02Ozil celebrates20mins Very open now

 A lot more adventurous long passes with more success. Ozil seems to be at the middle of all of Arsenal's best moments

16mins All of a sudden Aubameyang's speed is causing massive problems. A pass is slightly too long for him this time though

 Just before the goal, Mustafi had a head which only just went side. The pressure has been slowing building for the Gunners

12:52KEY EVENTGOOOAAAALLLL OZILLLLLLL!!! That's one way to shut down the haters. Aubameyang counters with pace and squares to a completely free Ozil

 Solid low finish and Arsenal lead.9mins Not too far away from Toufiqui. In fact that would have been an incredible goal, after cutting in from the left wing and unleashing from the edge of the area

 The Gunners still not settled as an attacking pack.12:465mins Even in such a short amount of time Weah has proved a thorn in the Arsenal defence

 The youngster, and son of legend George, possesses great pace and is timing his runs well

 He's received the ball too wide so far but he will be a threat. In fact Leno is forced quickly off his line to deny him

2mins Scrappy start. The PSG youngsters look nervy with a couple of miss placed passes

 The French side have seen more of the ball in the opening moments. They are getting most joy down the right flank

PEEEEEEP! Ref Chan Rong blows the whistle. And Arsenal kick us off.12:36 Out come the two sets of players

 The handshakes are done and we are almost ready for kick off.12:35 It looks like we are running slightly behind

 The players are currently in the tunnel. Mesut Ozil has the armband for the Gunners

12:30 Almost ready for kick off in Singapore. The Gunners will be in their light blue shirt

12:09 That's right Mesut Ozil is Arsenal's captain today. It is the German's first outing of pre-season

 But with Laurent Koscielny injured and doubts over Aaron Ramsey's future, could he be handed the captaincy on a regular basis?11:4911:42PSG team Here is the PSG team

 Not too many familiar faces. Gigi Buffon is in goal while there are also starts for Adrien Rabiot and Lassana Diarra

 George Weah's son Timothy is also in the line-up. PSG: Buffon, Georgen, Rimane, Nsoki, Mbe Soh, Diarra, Berndede, Rabiot, Toufiqui, Nkunku, Weah Subs: Trapp, Lo Celso, Sissako, Zagre, Fressange, Cibois, Bahebeck, Postolachi11:38 Unai Emery's tactics appear to show his Arsenal team will play a brand of football very similar to the one he utilised at Paris Saint-Germain

 The Spaniard was always expected to introduce a modern pressing style to this Gunners side, after he spoke out about his philosophy upon being appointed

 Emery recently showed off his tactics board on the Arsenal training ground, and it appears he has drawn up a rather interesting formation

 At Paris Saint-Germain the Spaniard often played a 4-1-4-1 system that enabled his side to attack with numbers, but also overcrowd the midfield when defending

 It doesn't look as if Arsenal will copy this exactly, but it does appear as if they will play a version of it - a 4-1-2-2-1, or perhaps more recognisable as a 4-3-3

 READ MORE HERE.11:1810:10Smith-Rowe to feature? Emile Smith Rowe is the name on the lips of every Arsenal fan this summer after the wonderkid stormed onto the scene in pre-season

 The 17-year-old - who turns 18 on Saturday - first caught the eye in the Gunners' friendly victory over Boreham Wood, prompting supporters to draw comparisons with Manchester City midfielder Kevin De Bruyne

 Unai Emery then invited Smith Rowe to join the first team on their tour of Asia, and he was selected to start the Gunners' International Champions Cup clash with Atletico Madrid

 The teenager showed no nerves in lining up against such imposing opposition and even got himself on the scoresheet with a wonderful long-range strike after worming his way through the Atletico defence

 Smith Rowe has spoken out about his sudden rise to stardom this summer, and has heaped praise on his Arsenal team-mates - two in particular - who have helped his transition from academy prospect to possible first-team starter

 "I've trained with the senior team before but this is my only real chance that I've had so far

[Alexandre] Lacazette and [Pierre-Emerick] Aubameyang have looked out for me, they're so funny and so welcoming

"09:10Welcome Unai Emery hopes he'll be given the support at Arsenal that he lost at Paris Saint-Germain following Neymar's arrival

 The Spaniard left PSG in the summer after leading them to the treble last season

 And in an interview with Spanish website The Tactical Room, published in May, he said: "In each club you must know what role you play and what role you assign to the rest of the group

 "My opinion is that at PSG the leader is called Neymar. "This is a process that still needs a little bit of time to consolidate

In Manchester City, the chief is Pep [Guardiola]. At PSG, the leader must be Neymar

" Emery, whose Arsenal side take on PSG in their second International Champions Cup match, was asked about his comments and if he believes he will get more support at his new home

 He said: "I don't have the memory of how I said that, but I have my idea, my way, and the support is here for me to work with the same mentality I wanted in all my career

 "To give to the team a good spirit and a good energy with very good quality players

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Partners Trouble Ho Gayi Double - Ep 172 - Full Episode - 25th July, 2018 - Duration: 21:19.

Look at this.

Ms. Sundari's nameplate

which Ms. Sundari used to fix on her uniform.

Tell me one thing. Isn't this a hen?

Why would it wear Ms. Sundari's nameplate?

Uncle, he is right.

That magician has turned Sundari into a hen.'

Yes, sir. - What are you saying?

Stop agreeing with him.

Sir, that magician is not doing anything.

He is just fooling us.

Sir, I already had a doubt.

That is why I had fixed a tracker on Sundari.

I'll go to Birbal and track Sundari's current location.

You get a force ready to raid the place.

We will conduct a raid

as soon as Sundari's current location is tracked.

And to hell with this magician.

Mr. Manav, what are you eating? - Hey!

Oh, God! - Let him eat.

Birbal.

Not now. Come later. I have a lot of work.

Idiot!

Greetings, Mr. Aditya. - Stop greeting me.

Track Sundari's location.

Okay, Mr. Aditya.

The tracking has begun, Mr. Aditya.

Tell me, Birbal. Where is Sundari's location?

It is visible on this computer screen.

I mean, where is Sundari visible now?

Sundari is not visible, Mr. Aditya.

A dot is visible here.

Sundari is roaming as a dot on this computer.

Where is she visible?

What is the location of this dot?

Oh, okay.

What happened?

Mr. Aditya, Sundari's location is moving towards this cabin.

This cabin?

The commissioner has told that we are ready for the raid.

Did you find out the location?

Oh, okay. This is the matter.

Sundari's tracker has been fit into this hen.

This man is a smart player.

This is wrong, sir. - What is wrong in this?

That man is neither a smart player

nor a gambler.

I am sure that he is a great magician.

And this hen is Ms. Sundari.

That is why the tracking device is in her.

Respect your name once in a while at least.

DIG! You roam around with a nameplate.

But talk sensibly at times.

This is not right, sir.

I have learnt how to read and write.

But I think you have not read 'Ramayan'.

Do you know what had happened in 'Ramayan'?

A sage had turned Ahilya into a stone. Yes.

He must have done that..

But he didn't do it in front of me.

And I don't believe in anything

that doesn't take place in front of me, understood?

But this has happened in front of you, Mr. Aditya.

First, Mr. Manav became a buffalo.

Now, Ms. Sundari has become a hen.

DIG may be next in line.

No, I won't become a monkey.

I have not come here to become a monkey.

Did you expect to become a tiger then?

Yes. - What do you mean?

You behave like a goat.

Birbal, fit a tracker in DIG. - Okay, Mr. Aditya.

Track him too. - Sir, listen to me.

Change my station.

Why do you want to fit a tracker?

Come, I have to fit a tracker. Come on.

Keep Ms. Sundari here first.

Why did you ask me to keep Ms. Sundari there?

She is a lady. I have to fit the tracking device. Come.

But where will you fix the tracking device?

Inside. Come with me.

No. - Come with me.

Listen to me. What are you doing?

Come. - Hey!

People make such scary movies.

Oh, my God!

Darling!

Darling. - What are you doing here?

Why did you come through the window?

The door was open. Couldn't you come from here?

What is this, darling? You always forget this.

Have I ever come through the door?

You scared me. - I got scared.

I have heard that a magician

has turned two of your officers

into a buffalo and a hen.

I am scared

that the magician may turn you into a donkey.

So, I have decided that you should quit this job

and we will leave this city too.

No.

Neither can I leave this city nor can I leave this job.

Gogol will not spare me if I do so.

You are not understanding.

I cannot come with you. - Really?

Won't you quit the job? Fine!

Look what I have brought.

Look at this. - Hey!

I'll lock you in this handcuff.

I'll come with you wherever you go.

That's it. - Oh, my God! What are you doing?

Open this handcuff. - I won't open it. That's final.

I'm discarding this key.

Chaterjee..

Do you guys come with an offer?

One problem is free with the other one.

She comes whenever you come.

What do I do? Where do we hide?

Where shall we hide.. - Come..

My Chater.. Chater!

How are you? - I was fine till now.

What! - Now that you're here

everything will be fine. Perfect.

Really? - Yes. - Perfect? - Yes.

Do you think I don't know anything?

That I don't get to know anything?

I know everything!

That wretched magician

is turning you all, police officers to animals.

Chater, I don't want you to go through any such thing.

I'll be so hurt if someone turns you into an animal.

Chater, that's why, I have decided

that you'll stay with me in my house.

So that you remain safe and protected

from that wretched magician.

And as for turning wild

you may turn wild with me at my house.

No, Sister-in-law. I..

Sister-in-law! - I mean, not right now.

What would everyone say? - What?

That I, being a commissioner

is hiding in a woman's house

by fearing a criminal?

So, you won't come?

No. - You won't come?

No. - Okay, fine.

Hereafter

the two of us will be tied up with these handcuffs.

Chater, I will follow you

wherever you go.

All right? Come.

What's wrong with you! What's your problem!

Why are you standing next to the curtain? Just come.

You know that magician, don't you?

To expose him, it's important

that I stand next to the curtains.

That's such a useless explanation.

Come, let's lie down on the sofa.

I mean, let's sit on the sofa. Just come.

You know what I've planned?

Being tied up with these handcuffs

let's sit on the sofa first.

And then.. - Yes. - I will make some coffee

with my own hands. - Okay.

While drinking the coffee

we'll even sing some romantic songs.

Why do I feel there's someone behind you?

There is someone. - Who?

There is someone.

The entire police force is with me.

That's why, I'm telling you need not worry.

You may relax and go home. - Oh, look at him.

Had I not cared for you, you'd have become

as fat as Manav.

I hope everything else is fine!

Everything is fine.

Okay. But I feel

you're not fine. What's wrong with you?

No. I'm absolutely fine.

Open! - What!

Open this!

Chater. - Yes.

Where did the other handcuffs come from?

I.. Well..

I have put these handcuffs, myself.

Why? - Because when that magician

will come to turn me into an animal

I will lock him up with these handcuffs first.

And then, let me see

how he will.. Run!

That how will he escape from me. - Okay. I got you.

Ah!

What was that noise, Chater?

Well.. Ramlal's pants must have fallen down.

Do Ramlal's pants make such a loud noise

when they fall down? - Yes, they do make.

That means, Ramlal was wearing those pants?

Shut up!

Chater, you told the same joke during our college days

to impress me.

And the same old joke after all these years?

Oh..

God! Darn it!

What happened, Adi?

What has made you so upset?

What shall I tell you, Chamko?

This criminal is very smart and cunning.

He's committing the crimes one after the other

but he's not leaving any evidence behind.

So, how do I find him? - Yes.

By the way, did you hire these women from outside

to make pickles. - No, they're not from outside.

They're from the department.

The ladies from the department?

Hey, ma'am.

Ma'am, who are you? - I'm not a lady.

I'm a man. Sir, it's me.

PK Bose.

And I'm DIG. Deepak Kumar Imartilal Gokhla.

I came here from Barrackpur not to do these things.

If this is not something you wanted to do

what are you both doing in the burka?

Sir, we're safeguarding ourselves.

What? - Yes, sir.

Before that magician gets to know we're police officers

and turns us into animals

we thought of dressing up as women.

What say, Ms. Shakeela? - Yes, Ms. Jameela.

Hey, listen.

Both of you should be joining some drama company

by quitting your job as police officers.

I did try joining a drama company

but they rejected me saying

they can't afford such beautiful ladies.

What say, Ms. Jameela? - Yes, Ms. Shakeela.

Sir, as you know

my beauty is being discussed everywhere.

Don't act too smart.

Mr. Adi!

Come, Birbal. - Greetings, Mr. Adi.

I have told you numerous times, not to touch my feet.

Now tell me. What brought you here?

The letter that you gave to me, I have checked it thouroughly.

What did you find in it?

Actually, the marks on that paper

were of some accounts of a grocery store.

And it also had the phone number on it.

I called on that number and found out

that the number belongs to some Gupta Grocery Store.

Gupta Grocery Store.

Where is this store?

Andheri East, ACKC Road, GBCB colony.

I think that we must not waste

more time and head towards GBCB colony.

Bose and Deepak, both of you come with me.

Yes, sir!

Will you come with me in this attire?

Remove your Burkha and wear your uniforms.

And be quick!

Even Mr. Aditya has started taunting us.

Mr. Aditya!

Deepak.

Put it back.

What did you do?

I have put it inside.

I asked you to put it back.

Oh, I got it now.

Now start talking to him.

Hey, Mister!

Yes, tell me, weighing your goods.

Will there be any issue if I speak without weighing it?

Hey, we are the police. We are not waste collectors

to weigh your goods.

We'll speak without weighing anything.

Did you get me? - You can say whaterver you want

by weighing your goods.

He's as dumb as a bull.

This is wrong.

He's getting on my nerves by asking me to weigh my goods.

Hey, just listen to me carefully!

I might be a constable here.

But people gets scared by my name in Bharatpur!

Do you know that he used to sell

betel leaf to everyone back in Bharatpur?

No, sir, you have got it wrong.

People used to bow down infront of me.

Why? Were you a barber?

He's not messing with you. It's his style.

It's his habit. Am I right?

Don't you speak like this? Weighing your goods!

Are you done?

Is the weighing of goods over?

Can I say something now?

Oh, even you are here.

Shall I remind you of it?

No.. - Yes..

Look, my name is inspector Aditya Dev

and I need to ask you a few questions.

Oh! So you're Mr. Aditya Dev.

Can't you read? It's written over here.

Aditya Dev! - But it says PK Bose.

Bose, shut up!

Yes, I am here to ask you a few questions.

I was waiting for you to come here.

Someone has left a letter for you.

Weighing your goods.

Someone left a letter for me..

Give it me.

Do you know the man who left this letter for me?

No, I don't know him.

I met him for the first time.

Weighing your goods.

If you saw him then you must remember

something about your looks.

Sir, let me do one thing. Let me call the sketch artist

and get his sketch ready.

There are so many people who comes here.

How can I remember everyone's face?

I just remember one thing. He dressed up like a magician.

Okay. It means that he came here

on his own to hand this letter.

But sir, what is written in this letter?

It's a love letter for me. Here, read it by yourself.

Inspector Aditya, you're just a student.

Whereas, I am the author for that subject.

You're not capable enough to catch me.

Just relax in your police station and enjoy your tea.

And keep looking at the time on that colonial clock.

But still your fate won't change.

That's because, I am soon going

to attack my next target.

It doesn't seem good.

But who's Dharmo?

The one who makes tea in our canteen

his name is Sunil.

My friend, when you were in Bharatpur

two years ago, then this canteen

was managed by Dharmo.

Oh, I got it now.

Uncle.. Did you inform Gogol uncle

about this incident?

He's not picking up my phone.

And listen.. - Yes.

Please don't talk about any news with me.

I miss those days, when I used to change

my get ups to get the news.

And now I am stuck here as Police Commissioner Gogol.

He's enjoying his holidays by leaving me here.

But.. - Sir..

Hey!

Sir.. I need a leave for three to four months.

I need you to sign on my application.

Even I need a leave, sir.

Why do you need this leave? - Yes.

Sir, I am afraid of turning into an animal.

Okay, so that's the secret behind your leave applications.

Ma'am, this is wrong. I am not a coward like him.

I am applying for this leave for some other reason.

And what's that? - Sir, as you know

that my home is far away. It's in Bharatpur.

Is this the reason? - No.

Listen to me first.

Sir, I have a cow in Bharatpur.

The cow has given birth to calves.

Do you have to go to Bharatpur

and get them admitted to a school?

Have some shame.

Being a police officer, you are scared of a magician.

Sir, I am not scared of the magician.

I am scared of becoming an animal.

Well, fear makes a person weak from within.

And people target the weaker ones first.

So, don't be scared

and face the criminal with courage.

Just how Bose is doing it.

He is better than you.

He has not come to ask for leave out of fear like you.

He will never come to ask for leave, sir.

He enjoys being in the station. He is scared to be at home.

Hey!

Ms. Lalita, what happened?

Ms. Lalita, what happened?

Commissioner, everything is finished.

Look at this.

Commissioner, your magician

has turned Bose into a rat.

Oh, my God! A buffalo?

It is a rat and not a buffalo.

Mr. Manav is a buffalo.

I don't want it.

I don't want leave, sir.

I don't want leave at all.

I will resign now, sir.

I don't want to become an animal. I will quit the job.

I will also not work, sir. - Yes.

Nobody will quit their jobs.

The magician will come here

and surrender himself within the next four hours.

You can change my name if this doesn't happen.

Good. - He has left.

Tell us what name should we give you.

We'll think about it after four hours.

Mr. Aditya, why were you bluffing outside?

What was I doing?

Bluffing? No, Chamko.

I was telling the truth outside.

I was not doing it to impress anybody.

You don't need

to impress anybody.

Ask me why. - Why?

Because somebody

is already impressed by you.

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Here's What Beans From "Even Stevens" Is Up To Today - Duration: 3:03.

- Bacon?

Bacon?

- Hi guys, my name is Steven Anthony Lawrence

I was Beans on "Even Stevens."

Everybody has a Beans in their life

or they are the Beans.

If you can't think of one you are.

- That's one of the top three fake cries I've ever heard

and two of them belong to me.

- Thanks.

I've got skills.

- You know you work five days a week with people

for four years and it's a set like that,

you become very, very, very, very close to people.

You know, it was like a family.

There was not a dry eye

in the studio on the last finale.

Shia has a wacky side.

Maybe I like him because I kind of have

a wacky side too, I guess.

But, you know, he has a huge heart,

he'd literally give you the shirt off of his back.

I still lived in Fresno, actually,

when I was shooting the show.

My dad was driving me back and forth,

you know, putting a lot of miles on cars.

Shia one day just kind of surprised me with an Xbox

on Christmas.

- Well from now on,

your name is Beans.

- Why Beans?

- Kid, a nickname is not supposed to be logical,

see, it's supposed to be fun.

- The audition process was pretty cool, actually.

You know, you have pre-reads

and then you have your call backs.

My thing, my personal thing that I always did

as an actor, as a kid at least,

was I kind of feel out the room,

see if they were kind of in a rush or not,

if they were kind of connecting.

Then I'd ask if they wanted to hear a joke.

So, I told this pirate joke.

There was a pirate on a ship,

- And the ship was a rockin' and a rollin'

and I fell off me ship.

And a killer whale came and bit off me leg.

And I said to him "How'd you get the hook?"

It was the first kind of stunt thing I had to do,

they lowered me down like "Mission: Impossible"

while the girls were sleeping.

It was the most jerry-rigged stunt ever.

It was like one of those pulley systems.

All this grip needed to do

was for me to just piss him off one day or something,

and go (grunts).

I am still doing classes.

I do only charge 40 bucks a week.

I teach kids, I teach all ages.

Anybody that's hungry.

I think it's a big, big, big blessing

to get kids to start learning technique at an early age

instead of just making faces in front of the camera.

We underestimate kids.

Kids can be pretty darn smart at times.

Maybe.

Maybe, I can't actually say anything right now about that.

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Here's What I Think About the Nissan 370Z and More | Scotty Kilmer - Duration: 3:29.

rev up your engines, Amil says, your thoughts on a

Nissan 370z, okay they are fun to drive they're fast little sports cars, there's

no arguing that, now Nissan their quality has gone down

since they merged with Renault there's no questioning that, but they are fun sports

cars that said, be very cautious about buying a used one, because if you buy a used

sports car a nissan, lot of guys that drive those things they buy it and they beat

the heck out of them, and then when you buy them used, you got nothing but

problems, I have had lots of people that bought used ones they kicked themselves

they said, why did I buy you sports car the guy before me beat the heck out of

the car now it's a pile of junk, so if you are buying one used, you definitely

have to find a guy like me with a dealer level scan tool, who can go through it

all, spend an hour analyze it, most of the guys will charge maybe a hundred bucks

analyze it all and tell you what kind of shape it's in, and don't buy it naked and

then find out you got problems, have a mechanic knows what he's doing check it

out, before Tyler McDuffie says, Scotty my wife has an 07 Jeep Liberty sport

it had a recall for rear lower control arms, should I sell it once jeep fixes it

okay well you know it depends, I'm not a Jeep fan they don't hold up like they

did when I was a kid when Willys jeeps made them and they were solid, but it's a

2007 it's a 12 year old Jeep, you're not gonna get much for a 12 year old Jeep

so if it runs okay and they're fixing that stuff free under a recall and it's

not real high mileage, why not continue to drive it, because if you're curious

just see what it's going for what, you can sell it for and you probably can't

get much, and if you can't get much what's the point of selling something

and not getting much, you might as well drive until it falls apart and just get

rid of it, that's my old theory with cars you know, I mean I'm not a fan of the

jeeps but if you got one that it runs okay and your not going to get much when you

sell it, just drive until some big goes on then just get rid of the thing,

Todd says considering trading my 2017 subaru forrester XT with the

turbo WRX for a used 2017 Toyota Camry 2.5 to save money and reliability what

do you think, yet it's a very smart because that Camry can run forever, it's

gonna get much better gas mileage, they don't have had gasket problems like the

Subarus do, and it can last forever, that would be a very smart move if you want

to get better gas mileage and have a vehicle that lasts longer, I would

definitely do that, Steven the best says, Scotty a friend of mine recently bought

a 2015 Ford Focus with fifty two thousand miles for fourteen thousand

dollars certified pre-owned did he pay too much, yes far as I'm concerned he

paid too much money, you know if you got a Ford Fusion for that kind of money

that would be okay, because they're really well made, but the focus, that's one of

their cheaper made cars, and fourteen grand for fifty-two thousand miles, I would have

paid less, but you know if you buy it from a dealer they charge too much money

that's just how the thing goes, they just do, I just made a

video about why use cars cause so much money in the United States, watch that

and you'll learn a whole bunch about why cars cost too much in the United States

it's all about the collusion between the people that do this valuation books and

the companies that own them that sell used cars so, so if you never want to

miss another one of my new car repair videos, remember to ring that Bell!

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Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah - Ep 2518 - Full Episode - 25th July, 2018 - Duration: 21:33.

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Tenali Rama - Ep 274 - Full Episode - 25th July, 2018 - Duration: 20:29.

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Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Are Reportedly Engaged After Dating for 2 Months - Duration: 1:36.

For Complex News, I'm Frazier.

The new wave for celebrity romance appears to be dating for a few months tops, then popping

the question.

Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are said to have gotten engaged just weeks into their

relationship, and Justin Bieber proposed to Hailey Baldwin not too long after they rekindled

their flame.

Not to be out done you can add fairly new couple Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra to the

list, based on news reports that hit Friday morning.

Nick and Priyanka have been reportedly dating since late May, and sources tell People magazine

that 25-year-old Nick popped the question during Chopra's 36th birthday party last

week.

The source says they are celebrating their engagement in London, and reports imply that

Nick's been planning this for months, even shutting down a Tiffany store in New York

City to cop the ring.

Some say that Nick and Priyanka might pull the trigger very soon.

Priyanka was said to be a part of an Indian film, Bharat, but the film's director Ali

Abbas Zafar hopped on Twitter yesterday with an interesting tweet regarding the engagement

and Chopra dropping out of the film.

"Yes Priyanka Chopra is no more part of 'Bharat' and the reason is very very special,

she told us in the Nick of time about her decision and we are very happy for her ... Team

Bharat wishes @priyankachopra loads of love & happiness for life."

- Ali Abbas Zafar via Twitter

Could Priyanka have dipped from the film to get ready for a marriage that'll hit soon?

Time will tell.

Either way, the Jonas family is about to body wedding season; Nick's brother Joe is currently

engaged to Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner.

With the last couple of years giving us the feeling that love was dead in Hollywood, it's

good to hear that more celebrity couples are tying the knot.

We wish them all the best, congrats to one-time Complex cover stars Nick Jonas and Priyanka

Chopra, the latter of which written by yours truly.

For Complex News, I'm Frazier.

For more stories like these, keep it locked right here to Complex on YouTube.

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Here's What I Think About Buying a Used Cop Car and More - Duration: 3:21.

rev up your engines, Upper Robin 29 says, what do you think about buying a used

Ford Crown Victoria interceptor, okay so I'm assuming you're talking about buying

a used cop car, realize the police beat the heck out of their cars, so you know

they could be all worn out, if you don't mind putting some money into them, road

test them first, you got to be able to Road test them and if you can road test them and

see that everything works okay, ah you're still taking a little gamble, let a

mechanic scan it like I said earlier to see if there's any codes, but if you can get it cheap

enough and you want something that maybe you're gonna tool around on the weekends

why not if you get it cheap enough, but don't think you're gonna be able to buy

one and then drive it 150-200 thousand trouble-free miles, because it's either

gonna need a transmission or an engine in a reasonable period of time, because the

police beat back out of those things and the reason they get rid of them is

because they know they're gonna fall apart after a certain period of time,

Shane Albert says, Scotty my four cylinder truck is getting horrible gas

mileage, I cleaned the filters, SeaFoamed the gas tank, I smell a faint gas odor and

I'm putting 20 to 40 bucks a week in the thing, okay bad gas mileage the first

thing you want to do, is have a guy like me put scan tool on to look at the data

we road test a car for 15 minutes, we hook our scan tool up, then we read the data

live and mode six data, that tells us a ton of if there's a problem with the

mass sensor, if the fuel injectors are spraying too much fuel, all kinds of

stuff and our equipment is so sophisticated, like I said earlier it's

color coded, and then if I see yellow or red I know those areas have a problem

then I know okay especially the red ones that's the problem, that's why the gas

mileage is bad, maybe one of the fuel injectors is leaking and our equipment

is so sophisticated it will show each cylinder, so you got a four-cylinder

engine like you have, it'll show misfire for each single cylinder when they

happened, how rich or lean each cylinder is running, and we know a lot of

information we can figure out what's wrong with, start there rather than just

guessing, Edoardo says, I have an Infiniti 2007 g35 coupe

that I let sit for year will it start up any tips, well it

probably should, I just did a thing on gasoline, how long should you let it

sit, and the American Petroleum Institute says you shouldn't let it sit more than

a year and even then it's good for three to five months unless you put fuel

stabilizer in it and if you didn't well what the heck go in there and start it up, if it

starts up and runs, then drive it a bunch and as soon as you can when it gets down

to half a tank or whatever, fill up with Shell super unleaded that's the best

gasoline, as soon as you put new gas with old gas, it mixes immediately and

you're not gonna have any problems with it, good gas will mix with the old

gas, a lot of times you won't have any problems at all, but you might have to

either jump start or replace the battery, because a modern car is not made to sit

that long, all modern cars have what's called battery parasitic drain, and some

customers I have, if they let their car sit like a Mercedes for three weeks at

the airport, it has to be jumped because the parasitic drain from all the

computers it has will drain the battery it might not start, so if you

never want to miss another one of my new car repair videos, remember to ring

that Bell!

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Here & Now Friday July 27 2018 - Duration: 1:03:25.

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Here in my garage, i bought this new RUNE here - Duration: 1:13.

Here are my garage. Just bought this new RUNE here fun to drive up here

MY LITTLE PONY hills

But you know what I like a lot more than 'knepper jeg mænd' things

EGDELWONK in fact

I'm a lot more proud of the two new bookshelves that I had to get installed to the whole two new books that I bought

It's like the Gabe Newells says the more you bought the more you earn

Now maybe you've seen my fact or I talked about how I read a book a billion. KNOWLEDGE

you know I read a book a billion days not to show off its again about the

KNOWLEDGE in Fact the real reason I keep this lamborghini here is

Is that it's not so a reminder a reminder that dreams are still not possible because it wasn't that long ago that

I was in a littlettle town across the country sleeping on a Lamborghini here in a mobile home with only

47 Lamborghini here

But you know what something happened and not to change my life. I bumped into a mentor and

another mentor and a few more mentors

I found two mentors, and they showed me what they did to become INCORRRECT. Alright?

See you there on my site

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Here's how you can you be in the audience for the Love Island live final - Daily News - Duration: 2:44.

</form> The 2018 series finale is fast-approaching.   And, of course, hordes of people will be tuning in to see who's officially crowned the winning couple of Love Island

 But while ITV viewing figures are expected to surpass last year's, countless fans are hoping to go one better - and be present in the villa for the announcement

 Hundreds of fans have already applied to join host Caroline Flack in the Majorcan villa, where a live audience will add extra tension to the eagerly-anticipated climax

 Fortunately, there's still time for you to apply too. Read More Love Island 2018  Essentially, you'll need to be in Spain on Monday from 16

30 (at your own cost), but - once there - the audience tickets are absolutely free

  ITV suggest three main sites to apply through: Applause Store, SRO audiences and Lost In TV

 You'll need to quick, though - as each of the sites list access as 'limited availability' so there's only a few left

 Some of their shows are incredibly popular, so all tickets are sent at random. And, yes, this applies to Love Island

  If you have not received an e-ticket directly to your email 48 hours prior to your chosen date, you have not been successful

Read More Are they your type on paper? Love Island 2018 contestants  If this happens and the disappointment stings, don't be tempted to buy them from touts

Likewise, don't sell yours if you can no longer attend.  ITV bosses take this matter very seriously and have a strict, zero-tolerance approach

 In fact, anyone found selling their ticket allocation will instantly make them void and may also face formal proceedings against them - ouch

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Corrie's Weatherfield Gazette journo arrives and here is how you know her - Daily News - Duration: 3:19.

</form> Coronation Street fans were bowled over when they thought they saw Michelle Keegan's ghost accosting young Summer in Roy's Rolls

 The actress, Saira Choudry, has appeared in the soap once before as the journalist Naila, who arrives to give some good new to Summer and her foster dad, Billy, about Summer winning an award

 But fans of the show were desperate to find out who she is after thinking her the doppelganger for the soap's former character Tina, who sadly fell off a roof after a fling with Peter Barlow

 For actress Saira Choudhry is one of the stars of Channel 4 cop show No Offence, and has also starred in Hollyoaks in her varied career

 Saira plays the role of tough rookie cop PC Tegan Thompson on Channel 4's hit police drama No Offence, so it's a rather different role to the one we see her on screen in Corrie in

 She's mainly seen with her hair tucked up in her officer's hat in No Offence, while in Corrie she gets to swish her long brunette tresses, while keeping her press badge firmly round her neck at all times

 Fans of Saira will be pleased to hear she has recently filmed the third series of No Offence in and around Manchester earlier this year, with the drama set to return to Channel 4 in the Autumn

 Soap fans may also know her for her role as Anita in Hollyoaks.  And she's not only in demand for her acting talents - as Saira is also helping to develop the next generation too with her own acting academy

 Saira runs TV Talent, a drama and dance school for children aged from three to 18 in Manchester, to pass on her skills to up and coming stars

  Meanwhile Corrie is full of Michelle Keegan lookalikes at the moment. Read More Soap blunders  For actress Mollie Winnard, who plays Kayla Clifton, has also drawn comparisons to Keegs since she joined the soap

 One thing that the viewers may not be aware of, however, is that Naila broke the journalistic code when she went to find Summer, with Billy having no idea about the story

 The IPSO Code of Practice states journalists can not approach children without permission from the parents, so hopefully Billy was just being forgetful

  Coronation Street airs Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7.30pm and 8.30pm on ITV

For more infomation >> Corrie's Weatherfield Gazette journo arrives and here is how you know her - Daily News - Duration: 3:19.

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Henny Youngman - Happy to be Here (Funny!) - Duration: 12:32.

Good, now see Lawrence. Really great, one

of my best pupils, stole my whole act. I

did all that stuff years ago anyway. I'm

very happy to be here at Bally's Grand

hotel. Yeah, I was here a year ago and I

want to tell you, I look forward to

coming back again. So I'll leave you all

now. I just got off a plane, I was in

California, I said to the clerk "I got

three pieces of luggage. I want this

piece to go to Cleveland, I want this

piece to go to Miami, and I want this

piece we go to Toronto". He says "We can't

do that, you did it last year". The food

on the plane was fit for a king. "Here,

King. Here, King." Any Italians here tonight? We

just got the news, a bomb fell on

Italy , it slid off. Why does the new

Italian ship have ...I forget the joke I

[Laughter]

I love the Italian people. During World

War II, an Italian girl saved my

life. She hid me in her cellar. It was in

Cleveland. Why does the new Italian Navy

have glass-bottom boats? So they can see

the old Italian Navy.

I was just down to Miami Beach appearing

in front of some of elderly citizens

down there and one of the, and there was

an old man sitting on the park bench, he

was crying, the cop says "what are you

crying?" about. He said "Well I lost my wife

about a year ago and I found a young

lady. She moved in with me, she cooks to

me, does my laundry, she's wonderful" "So

what are you crying about?" "I forget where

I live" There's a widow walking around on

Miami Beach lobby in the hotel, she sees

a strange man so "Where you from, we've

never seen you here before?"

he's "To tell you the truth I just got

out of jail for killing my wife with a

hacksaw" she says "Oh, you're single"

[Laughter]

I don't get it. Listen, two Jewish guys in

the gym, one's putting a girdle on, "Since

when do you wear a girdle?" "Since

my wife found it in the glove

compartment of my car". In Israel, a fella

drives up to the cop, "Can I park here?" he

says "No", "How about these other cars?" "They

didn't ask". A little Jewish lady walks in

the record store, "Do you have Hello Dolly?"

the man says "What speed?" she says "Hello

Dolly" [Music]

[Applause]

Little Jewish man is hit by a car, the

waiting for the ambulance the cop takes

his jacket off, covers him

he said "Are you comfortable?" He says "I

make a nice living,"

Miami Beach, the little Jewish

grandmother, supposed to take care of the

Jewish grandson by the water, she turns

her head away, a wave washes the kid

way out, they call a lifeguard, the

helicopter, the police, they finally

grabbed a little kid, they bring him in

they pump him out for an hour, the kid

starts to breathe again, the grandmother

says "He had a hat"

[Applause]

I love this crowd!

[Applause]

Know what Moses said when he stood on

top of Mount Sinai? This would be a good

place to build a hospital. Two guys,

one said "What's the latest dope on Wall

Street?" he said "My son!" A guy walked up to

me on Broadway, "You know where Central Park

is?" I says "No", "Then, I'll mug you here". One

fellow said "Give me $10 till payday

I said "When is payday?" He says "You oughta

know, you're the one that's working"

[Laughter]

Cheer up back there, Cheer up!

Another guy said "I haven't tasted food in

two days" I said "You ought to force yourself"

I'm in Las Vegas, a guy says "You see a

cop around here?", says "No", He says "Stick 'em up!"

"Stick what up?" "Don't mess me up, this

is my first job". Hold up man goes on

the bank, he says "Give me all your cash!". she gives him

the cash, "Look this is my first holdup,

don't I get a blender?" Hold up man says

"Stick 'em down", "You mean stick 'em up?"

he says "No wonder I havent made any money" Hold up

man walks in the bank "Give me all your

cash!" she says "Here, take the books too,

I'm ten thousand short"

[Applause]

Gives them money to play horses. I played

a great horse in the Derbey, took seven

horse of the beat him.

The horse's so slow, the jockey kept a

diary of the trip. Jockey's hit the

horse, the horse turned around, "What are you

hitting me for, there's nobody behind me"

That's the first time I ever saw a horse

start from a kneeling position.

He was so late getting home, he tiptoed in

the stable. I don't mind when a horse is

left at the post, I don't mind what the

horse was up to me in the grandstand and

says "Which way did they go?" but when I see

the horse I bet on at the $2 window

playing another horse in the same race... I

feel real good, I was up visiting my son

who just made a movie in California. I

know him personally and if I got a call

the studio "How much you want to

do a picture with Farrah Fawcet?

I said $50,000. They called back they

said "How about $20,000?" I said "I'll pay

it!" She dressed in one room, I dress in

the next room, there's a little hole on

the wall

I let her look. I'm supposed to do a home

box office with Milton Berle, just had a,

he had a, did I tell you? Better know,

Milton Berle just had an operation. The

charisma bypassed Milton. I gonna do a

scene I like to do it for you now, see if

you like it. I'm sitting at a bar having

a drink of Jim Beam, my new sponsor.

Over hear's a man on a stool, he falls down

I pick him up, "Bartender!, do you know

where this man lives?"

I'll give him a lift home with my car,

tell me where he lives, I grab him and

pull him down to the car, put him on the

back seat, he falls down, they get to the

address he gave me,

I pull a man out of the car, he falls

down three more times, I pick him up each

time, I knock on the door "Mrs. Phillips

I brought your husband home." she says "Where's his

wheelchair?"

I love this crowd tonight! Oh this is fun,

Really, I'm enjoying this. I wish my

mother were here. My mother was 88 years

old never used glasses, drank right out

of the bottle. That drunk, the drunkest in

front of a judge "My good man, you've been

brought here for drinking!", he said "Okay

judge, let's get started". I saw a drunk

walk up to a parking meter, he puts a

dime in, the arrow goes to 60, he said "Gee, I lost

hundred pounds".

[Laughter]

Two drunks walking along Broadway, one

goes down the subway and comes up the other

entrance. His friend is waiting for him

"Where were you?"

"That was some guys basement, boy has he got a

set of trains". The average person today

is worried. There's nothing to worry

about. New York, yeah the Russians will

never get there, no place to park. I saw a

man lying together I said "Are you sick?

Can I help you?" "No, I found a parking

place. I sent my wife to buy a car." You

know I've been playing nightclubs, really

all my life. I was a appearing at a place

in there, Patterson Toledo, Venice.

Had a tough boss he used to stab me good

night. Well he I said "I bet you ten

dollars you're dead". I was afraid of

bet him. But, you get you get people

today they worry about this they're

worried about that. Waitress, you look tired,

go to my room and rest. Had a rough night

folks, there was a girl knocking on my hotel room

door all night long,

I finally had to let her out of the room!

[Applause]

Couple checking into a hotel, right next

to the railroad station, no more rooms

left in town it was a convention there.

So they go up to their room, and the

man goes out to buy a paper, and the lady

lies down to take a rest,

all of a sudden the train goes by,

ZOOM!, the vibrations knock her out of bed

on the floor

ten minutes later, another train, ZOOM!, the

vibrations knock her outta bed, on the floor

she calls the manager "What kind of a

hotel is this? I'm lying down to take a

rest, and a train comes by so close, the

vibrations in the train knocked me out

of bed on the floor." he said "I'd like to

see that" she says "Come upstairs", he comes up

stairs, she says "Lie in that bed for a minute."

Just then the husband walks in, "What are

you doing here?!" he says "Believe it or not, I'm waiting

for a train"

[Applause]

They gave me a nice room here. I got a

room and bath. A little inconvenient though,

there in two different buildings. I

closed the door the doorknob gets in bed

with me. I called out I said "Is this room

service?"

she said "Yes." I said "Send up a room!" I want

to tell you what happens, you know

everybody's playing golf nowadays. The

average guy goes to a golf course, said

"Look, I can't see good, get me a caddie

with good eyesight. After I hit the ball

I want the caddie to tell me where the

ball went". They bring in an eighty year old

caddie, good eyesight. The man hits the

ball, he said to the caddie "Did you see

where the ball went. He say "Yes" he says "Where?".

I forgot". I was appearing up in Wayne

County, Michigan for five hundred priests,

we're getting together on the Conclave

and one of the priests was a was a

former stockbroker. He said "Henny, liven

yerself, will you? Say whatever you want". I

said "You want me to do that?" he said "Yeah".

I said "Once I was gonna be a priest, I

couldn't drink that early in the morning".

I said " You know, you guys ought to get married,

to see what hell is really like!" And I

tell the story about father O'Hara in Boston

he told the story, a lady worshipper "Good

morning father O'Hara." he said, "Good

morning Mrs. O'Keefe, Do you know that

your left breast is hanging out?" She says, "My

God, I left a baby on the bus!!"

[Applause]

For more infomation >> Henny Youngman - Happy to be Here (Funny!) - Duration: 12:32.

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Kylie Jenner: Here's Proof That She Hasn't Refilled Her lips After Going Thinner – Watch - Daily New - Duration: 2:52.

Kylie Jenner has been confusing her fans recently. Three weeks after revealing she's removed her lip fillers, she's been posing with a super plump pout again

Did she really put them back in?    Kylie Jenner, 20, shocked her fans on July 8 when she revealed that she had removed her lip fillers and was back to her natural, smaller shape

In the nearly three weeks since though, she has shared photos on her social media pages that have confused her followers

In some pictures – both personal and those shot by the paparazzi – her lips look thin

In other selfies they're back to the fuller, bigger size that we've grown used to over the past few years

So obviously we all want to know what on earth is going on! Did Kylie re-plump her lips? Is she sharing old selfies?  Or are her makeup skills and Kylie Cosmetics lip kits that on point that she is the mistress of illusion?    Thankfully Snapchat has helped to answer our many, many questions! On July 27 Kylie shared a cute video of her picking up a copy of the latest issue of GQ at a newsstand

Yes, the one that shows her straddling boyfriend and baby daddy Travis Scott on the cover

In her arms she carried their nearly 6-month-old daughter Stormi. And followers can clearly see that her lips don't look as plumped up as they used to

She also shared a video selfie, which again appeared to show her lips looking more natural if slightly fuller, suggesting she might be relying on makeup and not cosmetic surgery

We can't say for sure, 100 percent, but it certainly looks that way!  Kylie's fans loved the first-hand look into her life

One particular sweet part of her trip to the newsstand with Stormi is that the new mom picked up not one, but two magazines

The second was the Forbes issue that featured her on the cover. Stormi helping mom pick up her magazine covers 7/27/18 A post shared by Kylie Jenner (@kyliesnapchat) on Jul 27, 2018 at 5:17pm PDT  Of course Stormi can't read right now but how cool is it for her to see her mommy on two top magazine covers? It also may have confused her a little bit but she'd better get used to it

It's all part of being a Kar-Jenner baby, baby!