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comment on my newest video hi everybody I'm Paula and I am going to do a quiz

today and this time I want to see what slime I am seriously do you know what

slime you are I mean everybody knows we're all like a slime somehow right so

I'm taking it this is from the game slime rancher before I get started

please go to the description and get the link and take the quiz yeah because I

want to see what are you you know okay let's see here which of these sounds

good to you heartbeat oka oka odd onion silver parsnip cube berry mint mango

phase lemon prickle pear Stoney hen Bryant Brier hen rooster ooh wait a

minute oh my gosh there's a lot of them painted hen can't choose one oh that's

one okay this is gonna be confusing I can see I actually want to drink instead

yeah like Starbucks doesn't it sound good a Starbucks always sounds good to

me even if you get something like a tea and I just I just like their drinks they

have really cool things okay none of these oh gosh how am I supposed to know

so should I just like go buy what sounds like it would taste good although a hen

wouldn't would it and you know I mean come on

mango mango sounds kind of good doesn't it that sounds all Freedy berry okay

this is really gonna be a tough one I could see that already

okay let's go with mint mango because that sounds different okay

how would you describe yourself well happy-go-lucky active shy clingy

imaginative protective attracting like a magnet yeah okay clever sharp like a

sword that kind of sharp now of course not sweetheart it passionate playful

smart laid-back or quirky okay I'm gonna say quirky okay how else

oh my gosh what I don't know how many questions they have in this and I didn't

want to look ahead because I kind of ruins it okay so what or how else would

I describe myself lazy no gullible I am gullible sometimes I tend to believe

everybody I know you shouldn't write because sometimes there are like bad

people to try to tell you things that they shouldn't but I don't know I don't

know why I am I have always been a little bit on the gullible sight I don't

know I don't know why I just don't okay short tempered slightly annoying I'm

pretty sure I'm slightly annoying okay socially awkward unexpected fussy

tiresome perfectionist scatterbrained oh my gosh that is me scatterbrained

I can't stay on one thought I don't know what it is I get off talking on all

kinds of different things sometimes I don't know why okay trouble with

communication I have that too wow this is gonna be a really hard one

because I have all these problems why egotistical now I don't have that one

greedy selfish unapproachable okay I am going to say scatterbrained

because that really sounds like me I mean it

really does okay what are you like around your friends Wow well let's see

you think about what you're like okay like which one would you pick

they have a ton look at this look at all their reading this has so much meaning

you could learn how to read on a quote site seriously some of these people are

really really long-winded I don't know why but you know it's a good thing I can

read because if I couldn't I couldn't even do this yeah I mean how would you

answer questions if you couldn't read right yes seriously okay wait back I'm

being scatterbrained again right okay what are you like around your friends I

try to make everyone happy and I always want to get everyone in a good mood I do

like it when people are in a good mood I don't know why are you like that

seriously I like it when people are happy I don't like it when people are

sad it makes me sad yeah and I don't like it when people are

mad either and yeah if I like it when people are happy okay I'm the one always

keeping the group on track with the task at hand no no that's not me okay that is

not me I guess that wait I guess I'm that one friend that would be sharing a

dream about money's riding dinosaurs wait what I'm not sure what that is even

saying I guess I'm done okay I forget that one I'm the more relaxed person at

a group I'm the more passionate and upbeat of

all of my friends I'm considered the spaz of the group always going from one

thing to the next quickly oh boy okay sounding a little bit more like me okay

my friends and I are all really eccentric and people around us know it

wait if you're eccentric everybody around you is going to know it because

you're gonna act kind of different yeah seriously

okay I can be kind of flashy and show-off ish around them but my friends

are used to it I want to have as much fun as possible with them look at all

the choices oh my gosh we could just sit here and read all day okay out of all my

friends I'm considered the smartest in the circle definitely not I come off as

mean or rude to friends who haven't known me for long no I am a little shy

though okay now some people might look at shy people and think that they're

rude but I mean I'm not that shy so I don't think people would think I was

rude okay I'm knowing around my circle of friends to be possessive but I'm the

cuddler oh my god you sound like a cuddle buddy what I'm the Peacekeeper

using my kindness to settle fights my friends have I only have a small group

of friends but I can't help but be the quiet one okay this is uh there's a lot

of choices here I'm the more defensive and loyal one always ready to defend my

friends okay I am going to say you know which one I'm gonna pick right and it's

not the color pink yeah I know that wasn't a question okay I am Oh guys

ah okay wait where was it of the spaz going from one thing to the next I'm

gonna pick that one okay let's see here you just got a bad grade on an

assignment what's your reaction seriously Oh like in school I guess yeah

as Simon in school maybe the teacher will understand that I get tired easily

they're just jealous because I'm more fabulous what freaked out and try to

find what went wrong with my methods oh gosh

I'm gonna defend my answers and shirk the teacher that I'm right in every way

possible I'll know and know it all no don't be like that I'll plan a way to

make this bad grade slip to a good one just you watch

I'm not sure what to do I'll probably ask to redo the assignment to get a

better grade time to keep calm and hug a pillow and I get home what wait a minute

accept it quietly and slip out of the room nervously when classes I would

probably do that okay I'd either ball it up and toss it in the

trash or just stuff it somewhere I'm mad either way no it's not an exam so I'm

sure it'll be okay it's just one assignment the teacher just doesn't see

the questions how hot see and what I wish I hadn't daydream for on class

definitely don't daydream in class you got to learn your stuff okay um this

would never happen either the teachers wrong or I'm losing my touch

well guess I'd better try harder next time if I actually want to pass

maybe multitasking all of my assignments the other night got me a little mix-up

oh that's sounds like me I'm picking that one okay I can do this one this one

is easy what's your zodiac yeah which is your zodiac sign well I'm Aries because

I'm born in March okay biggest fear okay this is a hard

one because one thing I'm afraid of the dark that's a bad thing to be afraid of

definitely and I know it's because I watched a lot of scary movies when I was

probably too young to watch them I hope you don't do that seriously

okay biggest fear growing up the past betrayal society being trapped strife

and conflict

Wow drowning loneliness being forgotten being disliked losing my imagination

immobility crowds losing things I love and failure I'm gonna say losing things

I love definitely okay more questions oh my gosh how many are there okay what did

you want to be when you grew up as a kid wait how do you grow up as a kid I the

sentence okay did I want to be President no never

police officer no botanist no I always changed and I wanted to what

I wanted to be after a few days firefighter doctor teacher secret agent

there don't you want to be a secret agent it always sounds fun I don't know

if it really would be fun but you know to a kid it price sounds fine engineer

no that is the last thing I would have thought of okay

actor scientist artist that sounds fun clown then you could play in the it

movie serious you'd be a clown yeah that's stupid I know video game designer

that sounds fun and vet oh my goodness I would have to say vet yes let fate

decide wait we have know and know what my gosh which one I'll go say the top

one what what why not because I had to push it that's why okay because people

always put it what because it's stupid because it's generic and boy because it

son creative because it's unoriginal it's unfair because it's a bad question

you should feel bad for you and buddy know what Wow

okay because it's really fair to can it's not really fair to consider an

answer because I just lost interest in this quiz this is funny okay because

it's leaving a quiz with a low-quality question because it makes the quiz in

its entirety have inaccurate results because I said so because it's too

outdated I'm gonna say because I said so what oh look I got dervish slime and

look how pretty and purple and that's cool wait what is this look he did the

quiz here medic gigas Underpants got stolen what what okay nevermind okay

just never mind I I didn't see that I you didn't see it I didn't read that to

you and what okay I am dervish slime now let's read and see what that is what is

dervish slime you're a dervish slime when it comes to chaotic slimes dervish

slimes are definitely one of them in the wilds in the wild these slimes create

massive tornadoes that suck up and throw everything it touches including Ranchers

oh my gosh well it's not as bad when they're in the corrals dervish slimes

can sometimes whip up whirl winds that can fling out Klotz

and food sometimes since their ports are extremely profitable stockpiling them is

a good plan okay as the dervish slime you're you're you always are just

zipping around like there's no tomorrow your mind is always whirling and you

can't really keep focused on a single thing but sometimes it gets to the point

where you're multitasking so much wow this is a long thing okay okay we could

do this that you're completely running around in circles yet this has makes you

great at multitasking oh I'm a multitasker okay that's my problem and

you can't do two things at once no sweat just be sure to slow down a little so

your friends can catch up there we did it

we took the quiz we are dervish slime and yeah I'm glad I know that because if

I did not know what slime I was I don't know how I'd live how do people live and

not know what slime they are you have to take this quiz I'll put a link in the

description and let me know what slime you are seriously and I will talk to you

later you have fun bye

For more infomation >> GUESS WHICH SLIME? -- Quiz Challenge - Duration: 15:56.

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Which Hogwarts House are Dan and Phil?! - POTTERMORE - Duration: 15:08.

Phil: You're a wizard, Danny!

Dan: I'm a what?

P: You're a wizard!

D: I'm a what? P: [laughing] You're a wizard!

D: I'm not a wizard, I'm just Harry.

P: You're a.... fffflippin' wizard!

P: Hello DanAndPhilGames Wizards! D: Ho Ho Hogwarts!

D: Sorry. I won that. Mine was much better than that. I was prepared. P: Nice! You win with that one by miles. Yeah.

D: And welcome back to Day 2 of.... P: (sounding like an old man) GAMINGMASSS!

D: That was... P: That was the theme tune. [laughs] D: That was... [chuckles]

D: Two days in a row. Look at us! P: Look at it goin' D: And what are we doing today Phil?

D: Phil in a snazzy scarf! P: Well, we're British. We're probably secretly wizards.

P: So a lot of people be like, "Phil! Dan! What Hogwarts house are you?!"

D: Because the Pottermore hat sorting quiz (P: Yeah) is a big deal.

P: It's a big thing. D: It says a lot about you personally.

Phil: It shapes you as a person. D: Now we both did this like a billion years ago (P: A long time ago) when it first came out, but--

P: I think you might have corrupted me and brought me onto another house.

D: Well.. Okay..

P: Because I've been around you so long I feel like some of the Slytherin has seeped into me from you.

D: Maybe your answers will have changed. (P: Maybe!) Maybe the quiz has gotten better.

D: But now for you, for YouTube, we are going to sort ourselves into Hogwart houses.

D: So I hope you're ready because this is gonna go deep into our personalities, okay? P: Yeah!

D: Our Pot-Pot-Potternalities. (P: Potternalities!) That didn't work.

P: I think I'm Hufflepuff from last time, which I have the scarf for, so I'm going to feel betrayed if I've (D: Which is very ironic) moved houses!

D: As they say Hufflepuffs are good at finding things P: I'm terrible at finding things!

D: and Phil loses things and never bothers to find them P: I lose myself.

P: [badly mimics the intro to Lose Yourself by Eminem] (D: Who wants to go first?) I almost did some Eminem then.

D: Was that your impression of the start of Lose Yourself? Christ. P: [laughing] Yeah!

D: Eminem is rolling in his grave! (Eminem is not dead, Dan)

P: [singing to the tune of Rolling in the Deep by Adele] Rolling in the graaaAAaave!

P: I'll go first, because I think I'm a Hufflepuff.

D: [gravely] BEGIN THE EXPERIENCE (P: Alright!)

D: This ain't-- this ain't no Buzzfeed quiz, (P: This is an experience) this is an experience!

P: I'm gonna get sucked into the TV and stroked by J.K. Rowling (Woah, Phil.)

P: LET'S GOOO!

P: Oh my god. Forest or river?

D: This is the first one, Phil.

P: I'm already conflicted, because forests are a bit scary but rivers are wet and I don't like having wet socks, so... [laughs]

D: I mean are you getting in the river or are you walking next to it? P: Wait let me see a minute.

D: If you were to go for a walk, would you go for a walk through a forest or by a river?

[mysterious music plays] P: [sighs conflictedly]

[both laugh] D: Guys, we've already hit a roadblock. P: I'm so indecisive!

P: Welcome to the 27 hour video. D: I'm sorry. Right down the middle!

P: Forest has more creatures that I like, but I feel like I'd fall in the river, so I'm gonna go with forest.

*children cheering sound effect* D: Okay, we got there guys.

D: Okay, P: Oh my gosh D: I'll read this one for you. P: Okay.

D: Went straight from "River or forest?" straight to

D: [dramatic music] A troll has gone berzerk in the headmaster's study at Hogwarts. (P: Whuh-oh)

D: It is about to smash crash and tear several irreplaceable items and treasures.

D: In which order P: Yeah? D: Would you rescue these objects?

D: Oh so it's the the old "Who would you save from a fire?" question. P: Okay here we go.

D: So your objects that you can save are: a nearly perfected cure for dragon pox-- which one may assume is--is really bad--

P: It might be fun having dragon pox D: Unless you're a scaley.

P: have a little itch, have a little fly. D: In which case they go to parties to get it. {DANIEL}

D: Student records going back a thousand years P: Nyeh, who cares about that.

D: If you want to creep on your peers (P: Ooo!) you'll be like, "Well, you insulted me. You're great-great-grandma did this with Toby Slytherin!" *snaps*

P: It's like Hogwarts Facebook. (D: Exactly!) Hello, Cedric! D: Hogbook *bah dum tss* (P: Yeah.)

D: Or finally, a mysterious, handwritten-- creepy fact-o-- book full of strange runes.

P: Well I feel like if I read that I'm gonna get cursed and turned into a centaur. (D: Definitely!)

D: So what do you care about the most? P: I want the Hogwarts book!

D: Okay what do you care about the least? P: The runes book.

P: Alright this one!

D: Phil if you were attending Hogwarts, which pet would you choose to take with you?

P: Definitely not a lynx, am I right?

[*ad, dramatic music* D: Too soon. P: *laughing* Too soon.

D: Okay, let's click away from tabby cat ASAP! P: Uh, nope!

P: Tabby cat, siamese cat, GINGER CAT?! D: [chuckles]

P: I feel like I'm a ginger cat at heart. I think you're a black cat.

D: They're good-- okay thank you. (P: Yeah) Right. Sure.

D: I'll run across the road just to spite you. P: White cat, tawn-- now we're at it!

D: Owl station. P: Owl land.

D & P: A screech owl! P: *screeches*

D: That sounds like you. Yeah, okay. P: That's me first thing in the morning.

P: Haven't had any coffee? I am a screech owl. D: Me playing a horror game.{accurate}

P: Uh.. brown owl? I mean, boring! D: How now, brown owl?

P: Snowy owls are super cute! D: That is good. Isn't Hedwig a snowy owl? (P: Yeah.) Or is he a barn owl? I don't know.

P: I'm very overwhelmed. I thought I'd have like three options. D: You're very owl-verwhelmed.

P: OHHHH! D: Well, Phil, they want people to feel completely, you know, represented here.

P: Who is gonna choose a toad? [chuckles] D: Ron. Fight me! {It's Neville}

D: Cat, toad, or owl? P: OWL!

D: Which kind of owl? P: Snowy owl! D: There you go. Select.

P: That's the one I feel in my heart. D: Okay. Fwuh--it's getting mystical.

D: Philip-- P: Four goblets! D: Are placed before you, which would you choose to drink?

D: The foaming, frothing silvery liquid that sparkles as though containing ground diamonds, P: OOOO!

P: I wonder what that would do to me? Give me like rock hard abs?

D: Sounds like unicorn blood, which didn't work out for Voldemort

D: The smooth, thick-- (Both: thicc) richly purple drink that gives off the delicious smell of chocolate and plums. (P: Mmm!)

P: That sounds quite festive. D: That just sounds like mulled wine or something.

D: The golden liquid so bright that it hurts the eye P: Uh, what? D: -and which makes sunspots dance around all the room.

P: That sounds like some kind of illegal drug. D: I was literally about to say that. (P: Yeah)

D: Or the mysterious black liquid that gleams like ink and gives off fumes that make you see strange visions

P: It's Dan's blood! Uhhhh... I'm gonna go for that one. D: I feel attacked I don't know why you're coming for me.

P: Chocolatey- plums D: He's going for the Ribena.

D: Okay. P: Sign this laddie up.

D: Jesus Christ, okay. I hope you-you've got your affairs in order. Phil, after you've DIED. P: WHAT?!

D: What would you like most people to do when they hear your name? P: *splutters* C'mon!

D: Miss you, but smile, ask for more stories about your adventures,

P: What story are you asking about? D: Have I told you the story about the time Phil ate the last of my... [croaking] cereal?

P: Don't start!

D: Think with admiration of your achievements. (P: Awww.) Ha Ha! That's not gonna be it.

D: I don't care what people think of me after I'm dead, it's what they think when I'm alive that counts.

P: OOO! Calm down, sassy oat!

P: I'm gonna go with the first one. Miss me, but smile. D: Boring!

D: Phil! (P: [laughs]) What are you most looking forward to learning at Hogwarts?

P: I want to be able to be really large and smash up castles.

*Attack on Titan theme song*

D: I don't know if that ever happened in Harry Potter. P: It did in my fanfiction.

P: Right. What's happening? D: The Hermione stomach inflation fic. Phil wrote it.

D: It's on Tumblr. P: Apparition and dissapropropriation.

D: Transfiguration! Turning something into another thing. P: Ohh!

D: Flying on a broomstick

D: Hexes and jinxes! P: [chuckles] You say that in a happy way.

D: Magical creatures and how to befriend/care for them. P: Well I'm already friend's with this rat, so that's alright!

D: [snorts] P: Squeak, squeak!

D: Wow okay. P: That sounded more like a hog rat.

D: Well I'd rather you--erm. Anyway mate I'm just putting that out there.

D: Uh secrets about the castle! P: Oof! D: Lame!

D: Or every area of magic I can. P: That's Hermione. D: Okay, Hermione.

D: Jesus. P: Uhh.. I want to know about the magical creatures. That's my favorite part of Harry Potter.

D: Yeah, true. P: All the animals and shizz.

D: You and two friends-- Sorry, Phil, I don't think you-- (P: I don't have two friends) you miss out on this question.

D: Need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll (P: Uh oh!)-- good thing you went to the forest!-- (P:Yeah)

D: Who insists on fight-- "Fight me! IRL!" said the troll-- in order to let you pass (P: Yeah)

D: Do you: Confuse it-- wow that would just be you just having a conversation, with the troll (P: [chuckles]) being like "Get me outta here!"--

D: Suggest drawing lots to decide which of you will fight... P: That's very methodical.

D: It is. Decide that all of you should fight, or volunteer? Not that.

P: I would confuse the troll with my sense of mystery. D: Right.

D: Left or right? P: If I'm playing a video game I always go down the right hand path.

D: Now, Phil. You don't know directions, so are you sure you mean right?

P: This is the right. (D: So is that what-- okay.) This is my right hand though

D: Just--just checking that you understa-- P: I'll use to slap you in the-- face!

D: So are you ready, Phil? (P: I'm not! I'm not ready!) When I click this we're gonna find out.

[drum roll] P: If it says Slytherin, I'm calling the police.

[drum roll] D: What is this offense?! Okay. 3, 2, 1

[Legend of Zelda treasure chest sound] P: AYYYY!!!

P: I can keep the scarf! D: I can't belie--you ARE a Hufflepuff!

P: I AM a Hufflepuff! D: Have they ch--

D: I swear it's not the same as like what? Like 8 years ago? P: I feel like it was different questions (D: Yeah)

P: Badger pride!

D: You're like (P: I am a badger) all the stereotypes of a Hufflepuff without like the good aspects of a Hufflepuff.

D: Like being a reliable friend or finding things. P: Which is finding things

P: I know! You-- I'm gonna close my eyes-- you change something in this room and I'll figure out what's changed.

P: Okay? (D: Sure.) And then we'll work out if I'm a good finder.

P: You can play at home as well. Close your eyes with me. Lookin' at the thing.

P: 3, 2, 1, eyes closed!

[Mariachi band band music plays] P: I'm not listening either.

D: Go on then. P: Have you done it? D: Mmhmm.

[detective music plays] P: Umm... [laughs] it looks exactly the same!

P: Wait... D: [whispers] 10... 9... P: No! Wait wait wait!

P: You swapped the stockings around?

P: Ummm... You swapped the cushions around?

P: What?! What have you done?? [laughs] I don't know! D: I turned the lights on the Christmas presents off! P: OHHHH!

[fail sound effect] P: I'm not used to the Christmas presents yet!

P: They're new my life! D: You put them there!

P: Ohhh! Was that 'cause it was a big thing hiding in plain sight? D: [mocking] Oh who knows?

D: All I know is he didn't do it! Alright don't attack the mouse! P: Badgers eat mice for breakfast, matie!

P: Alright, Dan! D: I'm ready!

P: [singing] Begin the experience!

P: What are you hoping to be? D: Your mum P: OHHHHH!!

D: I don't know, Phil! I'm not going in with expectations, I'm just gonna-- P: Yours is different to mine!

D: Amazing! P: Moon or stars?

D: Shit! What does that mean?

P: Do you want to moon someone or do you want to stars someone?

D: I don't want to know what that means, but I got an idea. P: [laughs] Something bad probably.

D: Probably means something.

D: Well, (P: [singing] City of moooons.) the moon is quite mysterious and beautiful (P: Yeah) and magical

D: But then I really like--like space and science and stuff like that (P: Yeah?)

D: I'm gonna go with sssssstars, even though I feel like moon is edgier.

P: [singing] Staaaars.

P: When I was a kid apparently I spent a 6 hour ferry journey just going, "Where's the moon gone? There's the moon! Where's the moon gone?"

P: And my parents wanted to give me some sleeping medication because I did it for an entire six hours.

D: Did they give you the sleeping medication? P: No!

D: A bit too much to have when you were younger? (P: I th-- [laughs]) It would explain a lot.

P: Listen! One of your housemates has cheeated in a Hogwarts exam by using a (D: Scandalous!) self-spelling quill.

D: Oh my god, rookie mistake!

P: Now he has come to the class in charms (D: Who are you gonna fool?) beating you into second place!

P: Professor (D: That's okay.) Flitwick-- I almost said that wrong-- is suspicious of what happened.

D: Professor *beep* *beep*-- I mean (P: You can't say that!) what were you afraid you were gonna say there?

P: I'm gonna bleep that!

P: He draws you to one side after his lesson and asks you whether or not your classmate used a forbidden quill

D: He obviously knows! (P: What do you do?) For Godsake, okay.

P: Are you gonna dog me in? (D: Well, I'm-- yeah, you?) Look, yeah, I didn't revise. I was busy... finding things... in my house.

D: I hope you go try and find something in the Forbidden Forest

P: Oh, I hope you-- D: and get killed!

P: Oh my gosh!

D: I'm not a very competitive person. I will happily always let my friends win at games. (Are you sure about that, Dan?)

D: I'll just throw them under the bus and say it's not my problem.

D: I like that one 'cause it's basically saying to your friend, "You should probably tell him, 'cause he's totally onto you."

P: Ohhh! D: It's not like doing it-- 'cause it's like, if you've got a best friend, you don't want to betray them.

P: Yeah. D: but if they've done something, then you kinda have to own up to it.

D: Your best friend shouldn't put you in a position when they have to lie!

P: Well alright! D: And stuff like that! So I say this one 'cause it's like, "Mate, sort your own mess out."

P: Go for it!

P: Which would you rather be? Envied? D: Hmmm.. what's that like?

P: Imitated? D: HMMM.. What's THAT like?

P: Trusted? D: Haha.. mmm..

P: [singing] Praised? D: [sarcastically] Definitely praised.

P: Liked? D: Oooo..

P: Or feared? Both: [sinisterly] HAHAHA!

D: If that's the Slytherin answer, I'm sorry but that's too like-- okay.

P: I feel like this one is the most into a personality we've got so far.

P: I'm very interested. D: Is anyone gonna be honest--

D: Everyone's just gonna be like, "I just wanna be friendly!" when they're all like horrible people.

D: Okay. I just want to be liked! P: Awww!

P: Given the choice, would you rather invent a potion that would guarantee you:

P: [exaggerated] Looooove? (D: Creepy.) Bow chicka--Glory?

D: [in an accent] Bow chicka glory! (P: Glory!)

P: Wisdom! (D: Mmm.) You need some of that. (D: That'd be pretty fun.)

P: [deeply] Or power? D: Okay, what does power mean? Does that mean like, "Yeah, I can shoot lightning out of my hands!"

P: That means you can turn into the giant! D: Well, that's like... all of these things are a bit genie wish sounding.

D: It's like you get glory, but for what? P: Yeah

D: Maybe it'll just be the person made you do something horrible and all of the wrong kind of people like you for it.

D: So maybe-- what was the third one? P: Wisdom.

D: I'm gonna go with wisdom. P: And what are you gonna learn?

D: I'd be that person that responds to Facebook comments going, "[snorts] Um, actually!" (P: Actually!) on everything.

P: Oh no, you've got the pet one! D: Owl! (P: Owl.)

D: Come on! P: Just dive straight into those sweet owls!

D: Though a black cat is quite cool.

D: Screech owl, (P: Tawny) tawny owl... I'm gonna go with screech owl. P: Screech? [chuckles]

D: Yep. Definitely. Tag yourself. P: Okay.

D: Me and annoying noises. P Won't be in the same room as you at night.

P: Screeeech

P: What are you looking forward to learning at Hogwarts?

D: Hmmm.. I could apparate to the fridge.. That would be pretty dank. (P: Yeah?)

D: I could transfigurate my furniture INTO the fridge. That'd be pretty dank. P: [chuckles] Just turn everything into a fridge.

D: I like secrets about the castle P: Yeah?

D: because to be honest, from what we know about Harry Potter, you find one like mystical book or a secret sword and then you're basically, like, godlike powers

D: So I'm definitely gonna go about that. P: Alright we'll chose that.

P: That makes you-- D: There is some shady stuff happening in that school.

P: That makes you the main character of the story, though. You're probably gonna get killed by Voldemort.

D: Yeah that's gonna make be the Ginny, but that's fine, (P: Alright) I'll spend some quality time with Tom.

P: Awww! Secrets about the castle!

D: T-Tom is Voldemort, Phil. P: Oh. [laughs]

P: [dramatically] Once every century, the Flutterby bush (D: Ugh!) produces flowers that adapt their scent to attract the unwary.

P: If it lured you, (D: Okay) it would smell of:

D: A crackling log fire. Oh my god this is like a scented candle quiz right now. P: Ooo! Yeah!

P: This is your candle haul. D: That's Fireside Treats right there.

P: The sea. D: Mmm. I do like the sea, yeah.

P: Fresh parchment? D: Mmm. Okay.

P: What does that even smell like? D: I don't know?

P: Mmm. Paper D: Mmm. Yeah.

P: Dusty libraries.

P: Or home? D: Disgusting.

P: The rat's nest. [chuckles] D: Wood fire.

P: You're going for the wood fire? D: Droppings and desolation. Yes.

P: That's very--Uhh I think I'd choose that too.

P: Black or white?

[crickets chirping]

P: Black!

P: Are you ready, Dan? D: Okay, I'm ready!

P: Results are in!

[Legend of Zelda treasure chest sound] P: GRYFFINDOR!

D: Really?! P: What?! I'm shocked by that!

D: The first time I did it I got Slytherin!

P: Maybe you've changed! (D: [sputtering]) You've become more of a.. soft lad!

D: I am Harry Potter. P: You are literally Harry Potter.

D: It's like, "You're Slytherin," and then it's like, "Ehhh.. maybe Gryffindor." P: Yeah.

D: My god, what does this mean? P: I dunno!

D: It means I'm one of those, like, grumpy Gryffindors P: Yeah.

D: who's just, like, not a team player. (P: Oh no!) Why are you in Gryffindor unless you're an extravert?

D: You're supposed to join the Quidditch team if you're in Gryffindor!

D: But then if I was in Slytherin people would be like, "Okay, like, you think you're edgy and cool like us, but you're not."

P: Wow. D: So I'm stuck in the middle.

P: I'd watch that movie. Danny Potter.

P: And I'm the palest person in the world, so I'm secretly Voldemort in the end.

[dramatic music] P: AVADA KEDAVRA!

D: Yeah you do, and you have a nose that looks like snake slits from the front, so I think that's quite appro--

D: Oh yeah sor-- Mlehhh! [dies]

P: Plot twist!

[dramatic music] P: AVADA KEDAVRA!

D: Mate. P: The Internet's destroyed.

D: They're here to watch our videos, don't kill them. P: [chuckles] Alright!

P: Well there we go! D: Well there we go!

P: That was Pottermore! D: I hope that was informati--

D: I mean, before everyone says it, yes! We know the results can change depending on what questions you get and whatever (P: Yeah)

D: But [sputters] trust the hat!

P: If there's any other games you want us to play during Gamingmas, leave them in the comments below! D: [singing] Down below!

P: Give us a thumbs up D: if you enjoyed this P: or I'll cast a spell on ya!

D: Okay, wow don't threaten them, (P: [chuckles]) just make them come back 'cause they want to!

P: Check out our last video over there (D: MM! [points]) which way is it?! This way!

P: We looked after some lynxes. It was a big trauma. D: [strained] Don't watch the last video haha!

P: Big Mood. Uh you can subscribe to our channels below or subscribe to the gaming channel.

D: I'm gonna go apparate to a fridge. Bye! P: Bye! See you tomorrow!

D: [sneezes] P: Oh no! I cast a sneezing spell on you!

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Kellyanne Conway Is In Charge Of US Opioid Response, Which Means We're Screwed - Duration: 3:52.

Not that long ago the Trump administration finally decided to take action on the opioid

epidemic here in the United States that's killing an estimated 91 American citizens

a day, 33,000 American citizens every year.

They were going to finally take it seriously, declare it a national emergency and do something

to combat the problem, and Wednesday of this week Attorney General Jeff Sessions held a

press conference where he told us exactly how they're going to solve that problem.

Jeff Sessions approached the podium and he told us, "Ladies and gentlemen, we know

who's going to lead this effort to combat the opioid epidemic in the United States.

And that person is White House counselor Kellyanne Conway.

Jeff Sessions, Attorney General of the United States, told the American public with a straight

face that a woman who has no experience in drug policy, no experience with pharmaceuticals,

no experience with telling a factual sentence, is now going to be spearheading the administration's

efforts to combat one of the largest public health crises in modern times in the United

States.

Kellyanne Conway, the inventor of the Bowling Green massacre, the inventor of the phrase

"alternative facts."

She is the one who's going to save us from the pills being pushed by the pharmaceutical

industry that are killing 91 people every single day.

Now, I don't know about you, but I don't have a whole lot of faith in Kellyanne Conway.

I don't think she's going to do a damn thing to protect us from the opioid epidemic.

I don't think that this woman has any clue in her brain how to approach something of

this magnitude.

I don't think for a second that she's going to hold a single pharmaceutical company

or opioid distributor accountable.

I don't think she's going to do that.

I think she's going to blame it all on the victims here, the people who were prescribed

opioids didn't know quite what they were, took them, became addicted and either died

or had their lives ruined as a result of this.

This is an epidemic that was pushed from day one by big pharma and opioid distributors

in the United States.

The documents in the lawsuits that have been filed show that.

This opioid … the pills … the Oxycontin, Tramadol, things like that, they went from

making a few hundred thousand dollars per year when they were first introduced, to a

few years ago pulling in $4 billion dollars a year per pharmaceutical company.

They're multi-billion dollar pills.

They're not just going to give it up because Kellyanne Conway walks up to them and says,

"Hi, I'm Kellyanne.

Can we stop this epidemic?"

This isn't going to work, and putting Kellyanne Conway in there in the first place proves

that this administration is not taking the problem seriously.

There are very real steps that could be taken to rein in the behavior of the pharmaceutical

companies and the distributors, but that involves holding them accountable, throwing people

in jail, releasing the documents to the public so that we understand exactly what they did

and why they did it.

Kellyanne Conway is not the person to do that.

Jeff Sessions isn't the person to do that.

Nobody within the Trump administration is the person to do that, because they are joined

at the hip with industries all over this country.

And if we think that they're going to take the opioid epidemic seriously, then we actually

deserve somebody like Kellyanne Conway.