Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 2, 2017

Youtube daily make Feb 2 2017

Onigiri (rice ball)

No flavor for rice!

Daddy, today, I`m going to make a salty onigiri.

Rice with salt?

Just salt.

Did you take your water with you?

Yap, have it...

Really? Yap.

Yes, that`s true. (He just checked his bag)

Bye, Leo.

Bye daddy

Hug, hug, hug...

Now you can kiss mommy for good bye...and hug also.

I`m off!

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How To Make Paper Ring - Origami BEST #origami - Duration: 4:53.

How to make Paper Ring How to make Paper Finger ring, very easy tutorial and steps. In this video you will learn how to make the easiest paper ring. Make yourself your own folding ring, this is a traditional origami very easy to make.

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How to make paper boat - Duration: 2:11.

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BABY MOANA CAKE | MOANA CAKE | PRINCESS MOANA CAKE | DISNEY MOANA THEMED CAKE - Duration: 5:42.

my shadow equal-area relax we might be

may be sleeping a lot of things are so i

have to recreate the same course in sea

ice sale or off might have to forget

right and you're helping me I can be

trial and being here and not pay off

Oh start off by covering your cake and

be under I think I makes you completely

cover your board as well don't worry

about being me

we're going to decorate the lighter this

bad boy

friends I don't have a spray spray

bottle get here

maybe your breaks it hasn't even covers

it right there and bring all your

friends girls up in a circular motion

around the top of the cake and get me

some sugar already

night let's make some wanna daiquiri and

you messed up our color that I go IDK

max great be saying it's got a color and

move together so you like us some porn

star on the goal but your father inside

press yet my 90 tonight feat for our i

make by side of a and sectors like today

President Banda inside the scale mode

sighs and pop out the freezer for 30

minutes or so people are these colors to

create some

making invitations along the middle of

the night fast over everything is

funding from create the key if you can

click the logo edit or create to take a

bomb in the spelling it can be still

affected and a committee or click really

really stand light so here i have beside

me a picture of the marijuana logo and i

use tonight to copy his best to carry

the barn and the style of the writing

what's your decorations guide its kind

to inspect those bad boy

coming off white dog barking here's

where two separate ways 33 34 given can

be white 34

helps the fingers

kinds of stars feel nice maybe more on a

whole I think so step-by-step tutorial

on how to create systematically

incorporated forms and subscribe to make

sure you check out videos by clicking

the link above or at least a link in the

description bar for you

Oh couple the nicest part with the bank

we have sweet silver milana speaks your

hair up in a pony can you and everybody

star falls off and it's still here to

create that final back we and start a

far piece here and the back of your key

and you see message that we did whenever

we were creating the bay for you if you

like this video and you find it useful

features described and possibly her and

check out my other videos just like this

one

make sure you give bbbj milana a try and

I being in the next one

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How To Make A SKIBIKE | PART 4 | TESTING THE SKIBIKE - Duration: 2:22.

Thank you guys for watching skibike series

I hope you enjoyed as much as I did and learned something new.

Once again thanks for being a part of community and if you are still not subscribed you are welcome to hit the subscribe button because I have so many cool projects in my mind so stay tuned and I will see you next time.

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Obsession Phrases Review - How To Make A Guy Fall In Love With You | Primary Romance - Duration: 2:12.

In This Video I Am Going To Talk About, Obsession Phrases.

Obsession Phrases are secret words or phrases that makes a man fall in love with you.

This program created by a relationship and dating expert Kelsey Diamond.

Obsession phrases inspire love, commitment, devotion and desire in a man, when you apply

this on a man, he began to see you as the only woman he wants to spend the rest of his

life with.

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Emotions of Love Within Any Man

Communication is the bedrock of any relationship and effective communication in relationship

leads to a successful relationship.

If you always lost of the right words to say to your partner or if you desire more love

and attention from your man, Then Obsession Phrases is perfect for you.

Secret obsession phrases offers you a variety of phrases that you can use on your man or

any man to gain his trust, affection, commitment and devotion

If you sense a coldness or distance from your partner that's affecting your romantic life

in the bedroom, it's likely that it has something to do with the way both of your communicate

with each other.

Men and women have a distinctively different styles of speaking and listening.

That's normal.

Most of us don't take the time to consider how our partners communication style may be

different than ours.

Obsession phrases offers you a new and effective way to communicate with your man in such a

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Make Up Tutorial #ep.2 ( DO's and Don'ts Make Up) | RereHou MuA - Duration: 4:46.

muach!

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Let's Make マジックあわゼリー (Magic WAUW Jelly) - Duration: 8:26.

[doo-doo-dooing]

oh wauw

this looks disgusting.

oshit

fuck

sHit

FUCK !

doin this all for you, mikaela ,,

AH

wauw sugoi [1]

pink guy: goodmorning !

pink guy: today, we're making ramen! [but he rly means japanese jelly candy wauw wauw wauw]

so here's-

here- here's this!

uhm ,,

it's ,,

majikku awa zeri [magic awa jelly ,,,,,,]

i have-

i don't-

i don't know what this means [for now]

so yeah

it's a mixing [STOPS SUBS HERE FOR NOW LOL]

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NIKKIE TUTORIALS INSPIRED(ANTI-Valentine's day make up)//Greysel - Duration: 5:43.

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HOW TO MAKE CHEWY GRANOLA BARS! | FAST & EASY! - Duration: 2:48.

hey guys at kristin today I'm going to

show you really fast recipe on how to

make these chewy and delicious granola

bars

begin by adding in two cups of oatmeal

here i've used the old fashioned oatmeal

then one quarter cup of ground flaxseed

one cup of chopped almonds and

three-quarter cups of sunflower seeds

now you're going to just mix it all

together so that we can get it ready for

the oven spread the mixture out over a

cookie sheet or you can use one of the

silicon liners like i'm using here once

you've got it all on the cookie sheet

spread it out because we wanted to be

pretty even across the entire cookie

sheet so that way it toast evenly place

it in the oven for about five minutes

we'll keep an eye on it because it can

burn very quickly now in a small pot add

in four tablespoons of butter to third

cups of brown sugar a half a cup of

honey 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract and

1 teaspoon of salt stir the ingredients

around until everything is completely

melted

you'll want to leave this on the heat

for about five minutes stirring

constantly so it doesn't burn by now

your oatmeal mixture should be fully

toasted and you can place them back in

the bowl now add the brown sugar and

butter mixture to the dry ingredients

and mix really well greased a large

baking pan with some nonstick spray then

add your granola mixture into the baking

pan and start pressing it down with the

spatula once the entire pan looks like

it's covered use the back of a spoon or

a measuring cup and start pressing down

firmly

this takes a little finesse because if

you press it down too hard the granola

bars will be very crunchy but if you

don't do it hard enough then the granola

bars may fall apart chill these in the

fridge for about an hour so that it can

set then you can start cutting them into

squares and individually wrapping them

what i have here and that's it you're

done

these are delicious two granola bars

that will last about a week already

selected for today guys if you liked the

video please give me a thumbs up and if

you want to see more don't forget to

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BLOXBURG | HOW TO MAKE MONEY FAST | NO GLITCH - Duration: 3:46.

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Easy Photo Editing : Make Perfect WhatsApp Profile Picture - Duration: 3:58.

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN HANGING RING LIGHT FOR LESS THAN $30 - Duration: 15:59.

Hey guys welcome back to my Channel today I'm going to be showing you how I made this

hanging ring light.

This DIY project is easy.

It's great if you're on a budget, a college student, just starting out in Product Photography

or just starting a YouTube channel and best of all you can make this ring light for under

$30 and if you play your cards right, for under $25.

So without further ado, LET'S GO!

This is what you're going to need: Cardboard box, a wire wreath frame - mine

is 18 inches, you can go ahead and get a 12 (inch frame).

Daylight LED rope lights, zip ties - mine are 14 inches long, some aluminum foil, scissors,

a knife, marker or Sharpie, something to measure with like a measuring tape, muslin fabric

or wax paper, and a glue gun or Elmer's Glue.

First you'll need to just place your wire frame on your cardboard and draw an outline

of the wire wreath frame - the inner circle and the outer circle.

And you want to make sure that the circle wires are curving towards you.

And a good way to know this is if your Outer Circle is flush against your cardboard.

Next I use a knife to cut along the outline of the Inner Circle.

At this point I wasn't really sure what direction I would go.

You've probably seen other tutorials that cut out an entire ring, but I think I'm going

to go with something different so at this point I am only going to cut out the inner

circle of my cardboard.

Next I use the knife to clean up edges on the inner circle and the outer edges of the

cardboard.

This is entirely optional and if you want a ring-shaped backing for your light you can

go ahead and cut the ring out at this point.

Next I move on to my wire wreath and my rope lights.

And got my zip ties and just started to arrange my rope lights from the inside of a wire frame.

And I made sure that the end I was not going to attach to the outlet was what I started

with.

I am just using the zip ties to secure the rope light to the wire frame working from

the inner ring to the outer ring.

And I'm also using those wires that cross all the rings to help secure it as well.

I am also not tying the zip ties too tight because I don't want them to damage the lights.

As you can see I'm securing the zip ties and also using the wires that run perpendicular

to the rings to kind of anchor the zip ties as I secure the ropelight.

So here you can see how I just graduate to the next ring and securing the rope light

with the zip ties.

Notice that I have the zip ties all facing inward.

I just figured it would be easier to deal with cutting them and working with the zip

ties to keep them going in one direction and again like I said before, make sure that your

rings are curving out two words you from the wire wreath.

Once you get a hang of this part of the process you will get into a groove and it will go

smoothly, but it does take some time so you have to be patient.

All in all I would say that this entire project probably will take you between an hour and

an hour and a half maybe less if you are a bit more prepared and organized than I was.

And just remember you want the zip ties to secure the LED lights but you don't want to

make them too tight that they run the risk of damaging your LED bulbs.

So at this point you want to go ahead and just cut your zip ties.

I actually tried using the scissors but the spring back from it was just really painful

on my hands so I resorted to an old jewelry pliers and that got the job done much easier

for me.

Once I am done securing all my zip ties, I cut the ends off and just noticed that the

end of the rope lights that I am going to connect to the plug is hanging off slightly,

and you're not secured completely to the wire frame.

So my clever little mind had an idea and I decided not to do what I've seen other tutorials

do by cutting the cardboard ring out, and I was just going to work with what I had here

with just the inner circle cut out of the ring.

So next what I did was get some foil and just secure it to the cardboard by using some you

know by just laying down some lines of hot glue and laying the least reflective side

on to the glue.

Or have the most reflective side of the foil facing me.

And since nobody's really going to be seeing the back of this thing, I wasn't really too

concerned with making the back a certain way.

I just decided to cut the foil to just make it a little bit more flush against the curve

of the Inner Circle.

But that was really about it, and I just continued until the entire cardboard was covered in

foil.

Except for the strip at the top because I have a little idea for up there.

And here I am just making sure that the edge of the foil is secured at the back because

when I leave the muslin on it later I just want to make sure that it has a good footing

to secure it self to.

In hindsight I really would have cut that piece off the top, or made it shorter because

my goal is to make this ring light hangable, which it is and you'll see at the end.

But because of the length of the top piece it made it a little bit too long.

So here I am just putting a hole in the top where I will be putting a zip tie through

to secure the ring to the cardboard.

So here I am hot gluing another strip of cardboard to the top part of this contraption.

I did this to reinforce the strength of this top piece because I knew if I wanted to have

this DIY ring light hanging I would need to make where I'd be hanging it from stronger

so that the cardboard wouldn't eventually give way.

So next I started to secure the the wire wreath by sliding the zip ties between the rope light

and the wire frame, and securing it to the cardboard.

You're just going to see me do that a couple times - Top bottom left and right, just to

make sure that the ring light is stable.

So I made sure to go back and double up on the zip ties in the areas that I had secured

it to the cardboard.

Left, right, and the bottom.

So once you get all your zip ties secured, you could actually go ahead and just plug

your ring light in and just stop right here.

You'd have a pretty decent DIY ring light situation going on, but because I want this

to hang and I want it to diffuse the light more effectively I am going to take it a little

bit further.

So to sort out my hanging situation I go ahead and take my measuring tape and measure a few

inches in and make these marks even.

And then I go ahead and just punch some holes with my scissors, because what I am going

to do is take some zip ties and run them through these holes so that I can make this ring light

hangable.

But like I said in hindsight I would have made this part of my life shorter so that

it could hang a little bit higher.

I think part of that problem was that my wreath is 18 inches long as opposed to 12.

If I had a 12-inch wreath I think I would be set because this wouldn't be so long.

And any case if you do happen to try this and you do have a 12-inch Reece you should

be good to go.

There is my hanging contraption.

So This is actually a pretty neat idea if you are going to put a hook on your wall and

hang this from there, or put this on the back of your door for your filming, etc.

Yeah this works pretty good for that.

If you do decide to just go for the ring, you can probably just use zip ties and attach

them around your ring once everything is finished putting together and hang it from a hanger.

So no I'm just measuring out the muslin cloth and getting it situated so that I can cut

the right size off to cover the light.

I bought two yards and this is going to use just under one yard.

You don't necessarily need the measuring tape here for this because you can just place your

fabric on top and average out the size of fabric that you'll need.

But if you want to be a little bit more meticulous you can definitely use your measuring tape

to get this together.

I just went through and made sure to glue all the edges down up the fabric, and in the

process just secure any of the foil that wasn't glued down properly prior to this.

So at the bottom where I have the piece that connects to the plug I am just going to snip

the fabric a little bit and just try to finagle it and work it around so that that piece is

exposed so that it can connect to the wire that plugs into the outlet.

And here I'm just cleaning up the edge at the top on snipping off the extra fabric so

that I can glue it down and finish this off.

So the next thing I'm going to do is flip it over, and you just make a snip in the center

of the fabric so that I can cut the muslin cloth the fabric into pieces so that I can

have them glued to the back and just form like a snug cover over the lights.

So you just want to cut them almost like slices of a pie.

It doesn't really matter what shape they take, you just have to make sure you make them small

enough so that when you blew them they don't look baggy from the front and they just form

a nice snug cover like I mentioned before.

Once you get done securing and gluing down these pieces you just want to snip off any

extra bits of the fabric aren't glued down.

That's it!

Your DIY ring light is ready to go!

Don't leave just yet because next I'll be telling you what changes or different methods

you can use to get a better result for your hanging DIY ring light.

So I just wanted to show you what my results were with my DIY ring light.

This is what it looks like without the ring light.

Obviously this is the light off.

This is with the ring light.

This kind of balances out the orange tone of the regular lights in my house and I know

that when it is daylight out once I go into another area because I don't get any light

in my bathroom at all, but once I go into another area I should have better results

with it.

If you are into product photography like jewelry this should add, if you are able to rig it

up, this should help with the lighting.

So I'm just going to show you what it looks like with the lights off above and just the

ring later on.

And here you have it.

I think this is a pretty good result.

No you can definitely, like I said, go ahead and use wax paper like you've seen and other

tutorials.

I'll show you right now why what my thoughts are on what I have so far and what I would

change.

I just have the hanger and the zip ties and yeah.

So this piece here because it hangs so long and it's kind of below my face I actually

have to come down this way to see to be in the middle of it.

I would shorten that but I also realize that it is because of the fact.

this is an 18 inch wire frame.

So if you find a 12 inch frame you will be much better off in terms of the size and being

able because 12 inch wire frame would basically be like the inside of this right here.

So it'll be that small and if it were on this it would be higher anyway.

I don't know if that makes sense.

So for me another option that you have is actually putting the zip ties instead of having

this piece up here you can put the zip ties right here and to just have them at all four

corners so that you can rig it up however you want so that this piece that attaches

to your cord that plugs into the wall can be put on whichever side is closest to the

outlet or is more suitable for running your wire.

Or if you wanted to have it your zip ties actually attached around here, so if you didn't

have all this, and you just had the square, or you just did the ring, you could put zip

ties around the ring itself, kinda like how I have them wiring through here.

But you can put them around here and then have the zip ties that you put around here

be what you are going to suspend it from.

So the good thing about using the zip ties is that if you have like hooks over your door

you can actually just hook them onto the hooks and hang them from there.

So guys I hope you found this tutorial helpful.

If you did please give it a thumbs up!

Let me know in the comments if you're going to try it.

Let me know if you're going to rig it up differently from the other ring lights you've seen, or

what I've done here.

If you find any other hacks for making it hangable or suspendable

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Lovetraction Lines Review - How To Make Him Fall In Love With You | Primary Romance - Duration: 2:00.

In this video I am going to talk about The Lovetraction Lines.

The concept behind Lovetraction Lines is pretty simple, and a little sneaky, in a good way.

Basically it�s a way of using verbal techniques to speak to a man�s unconscious mind and

flip his attraction and attachment switches.

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Lovetraction Lines help you: Make a man deeply addicted to pleasing you.

Get a man to do what you desire without even needing to ask.

Make a man rearrange his life just to spend more time with you.

Make a man fall deeply in love with you, past the point of no return.

Also helps to get rid of your man's commitment-phobia, so he stays devoted to you forever.

And much more . . .

Lovetraction Lines is a great solution if you want to really communicate with a man

and not only get him to hear you, but also get him to UNDERSTAND you. So playful. So

flirty. So FUN! The perfect way to get a man to think about you all the time!

Lovetraction Lines gives you exact examples of the things you can say to a man to attract

him, make him fall in love, and stay devoted to you for as long as you want. There are

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How to make a Triple Crochet - Left Handed Beginner Crochet - Duration: 3:35.

I already have my chain.

You'll need to make four more stitches in your chain than you need for your row.

We're goign to skip the first four chains.

These chains count as your first triple crochet.

To make the first stitch, yarn over twice.

Insert your hook into the fifth chain stitch.

Yarn over and draw through.

You now have four loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You have three loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You have two loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You've completed your first triple crochet stitch.

Let's make the next stitch.

Yarn over twice.

Insert your hook into the next chain stitch.

Yarn over and draw through.

You now have four loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You have three loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You have two loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

Continue to the end of the row and repeat for the next row.

To begin the next row, chain four and turn your work.

You're going to be working into the wrong side of your fabric on this row.

Yarn over twice, insert your hook into the next stitch, yarn over and draw through.

You have four loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You have three loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

You have two loops on your hook.

Yarn over and pull through two loops.

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What the fuck did I make. - Duration: 0:27.

Smell it weirdly

Smells like my nut

Very Edible

Finger an Imaginary Cup

Do it again

And again

*Mating Call*

*Mating Call*

*Mating Call*

"Strict"

Some random ass shit

Nooooo

Grrrrrrrrr

The Wii U

*Serious Digestion Problem"

Killing his brother for something

*Died*

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HOW TO MAKE FACEBOOK #FRIENDSDAY VIDEO | 2017 | How to with Sajid - Duration: 4:55.

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Näin teet Vegeburgerin / How to Make a Vegan Burger PAISTETUT & POLTETUT - Duration: 16:21.

- Welcome to our Kitchen Studio! The Burnt & Fried!

- Today we are making a sweet potato fries and vegan kidney bean burger

- And for that we need Things and Ideas.

- Let's start with a Sweet Potato.

- Well I don't know just try to.. erm..

- Come on!

- How about you try not to hurt yourself

- Have you ever even been in a kitchen?

- I am in a kitchen right now

- But any previous experience?

- Well..

- Because it seems like you are rather inexperienced and helpeless

- I am not the best... No wait

- I am absolutely amazing housekeeper but you know...

- Oh yeah, I would've never guessed

- No but for real I would make an amazing housewife

- The lucky one who marries me.. Oh darling, it will be the greatest thing to ever happen to them

- Doesn't this knife add a nice effect to my speech?

- Your way of peeling looks so sad

- Stop judging! Encourage me instead!!

- Okay time to stop playing with the food

- The last of these shitty potatoes...

- Should I like turn on the oven or something?

- Oh yeah turn it on to 200 celsius or 225

- So now we have these beautiful... sticks

- Put 3 tbsp of oil in there

- I just want to make sure... - No this isn't the wine

- I want to make sure you aren't trying to pour 3 litres of oil in there instead

- I know how to read!!

- Sometimes I doubt it

- Seriously my friend. - Oh dear darling

- Salt!

-How much?

- Hmm.. A few pinches

- More

- Some more

- More.. No wait that's enough

- Next?

- You can never have too much pepper spice. Even better if it is smoked pepper spice.

- Next.. - I will add some black pepper

- This looks so sad, can you throw it away

- Can you eat raw sweet potatoes? - I have no idea

- I'm testing that now

- Hey when were we supposed to use Maizena?

- Oh yeah that thing! Add some of that in there!

- This has expired on 2015 but we can prolly still use it?

- And now that we have finally sliced these sweet potato... sticks

- sticks into... sticks...

- It is time to put them in the oven for 15 minutes, then take them out, turn around and put in for 10 more minutes.

- So this gives us time to start preparing the bean burger patties.

- How about you open the oven door for me!

- Aaaah it is so hot

- So next up is the kidney bean burger patty

- And so here we have... kidney beans... and we already drained the extra liquid

- So now we shall add the spices and mix everything together

- Paris will now begin to prepare the erm.. The onion.. And all the other extras... and things that go in the burger.

- I shall beat the beans

- Yes. Can you pass me the wine bottle, I feel like I need some of that

- Because.. Because it is important not to forget hydration!

- Seriously I am in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, it is more than just that apron

- Mademoiselle, could you please start to add the spices to that bean.. porridge.. So spices and hmm..

- So while Paris is talking shit i will add some pepper spice in here.

- Seriously... Thanks... Oh dear god

- Oh and use the erm Bed Crumps

- Bread crumps? - Bed crumps?

- Bed red crumps - Red crumps

- Oh you mean red rug?

- Yeah the red carpet

- How much?

- Add 1 tbsp

- Well looking at that add another one

- So we get some texture at least

- The fun part of cooking is listening your instinct

- So I turned these around...

- Paris come here and talk to the camera

- Paris has turned the sweet potatoes around

- Move! Let me show them.

- Oh you are so strong!

- Yes I am! You are weak! You are a woman!

- So all these have been turned around very erm.. abstractly. And back to the oven they go for 10 more minutes.

- Now the sliced onions...Whoops that one went on the floor. We need more texture on the beans.

- Now some salt

- Himalayan salt. It is better for your health.

- Add some more.

- Just to make sure your arteries will get clogged.

- When your home economics teacher tells you to add 1 tsp of salt

- Tell her to go to hell and dump the whole pack of salt in to the mix

- And now I need the pan

- What you need a pan for??

- Oh..! - Yeah I will smash your face with it, idiot

- Put your fingers into that bean mess and...

- No I think you should do it

- So it is important to wash your hands, no nail polish...

- I will now take some... So will this turn into a patty?

- Do I have too much or little, can you show me an example if you are not satisfied!!

- PARIS!!

- Like this, it looks pretty, right?

- Well.. erm.. you made this into a porridge rather than a patty paste

- Isn't this pretty? For real. Oh you want them to be smaller!

- Yeah it doesn't have to be the size of a bear.

- Tiny little patties... I doubt these will stay together on the pan

- We will make them stay.

- Nobody has never said that we were too loud or annoying

- And we never put on a show or anything

- Exactly! Welcome to our own cooking show!

- When people started to complain that they are tired of our "Show", we decided to take it to YouTube

- So we don't have to annoy anyone at their house parties with our loud voices

- Yes!

- We are now bringing the show to you

- Yes, to you who appreciate..

- Wash your hands.. You disgusting creature!

- I'm so disgusted - I know me too

- While Paris is frying the patties, I shall slice the avocado

- The pan is still wet - What's that?

- The pan is wet

- Okay... What does that matter?

- Well it is making this noise...

- Should you use a spoon instead?

- Yeah pass me the spoon.

- Why was it that we decided to use avocado?

- For the burgers, duh!

- But our viewers don't know that!

- We decided to use avocado because Paris' roommate ate all the pickles.

- Paris was supposed to bring the pickles - So we bought avocados.

- Because avocado is amazing

- Geez this fire alarm!

- What!? - I got hot air on my face!

- My nose... There is hot air in my nose..!

- It is very hard to work with kids in the kitchen and stay safe

- You have to keep eye on them... And don't throw the fries to the drain!!!

- Seriously, I could've had a knife in my hand and poked myself or something!

- My chest hurts - You aren't getting any pity from me

- Oh god... I'm going to have a heart attack

- A heart failure... I need some more wine

- God bless me

- Seriously I can't even wash my hands because you put the fries over the sink!

- Well nevermind. - I will move them!

- Oh how kind of you! - You are welcome

- So Paris is going to put the patties on a frying pan and begin to make the vegan mayo

- Meanwhile I shall slice this.. erm.. tomato

- You need to wash the tomatoes. I just washed them.

- For real or just kidding? - Just kidding

- For a vegan mayo you seriously need... hngh... If this thing just would open

- 1 deciliter of soy milk - 1 deciliter!

- It has to be soy milk - Yeah if you try to make it with rice or oat milk it isn't going to happen

- You will need a miracle

- 3 to 4 deciliters olive oil or other vegetable oil

- I'm using vegetable oil because we are running out of oil

- We couldn't find a proper salad from the store

- For some reason Stockmann didn't have any - Yeah! Stockmann the fanciest department store!

- OH! Paris, these are mini mini you know.. cabbage

- Oh how lovely! - Like baby baby salad thing

- Oh so cute

- Other very important thing with the vegan mayo is that don't even bother using a regular whisker

- Some salt!

- Add some more

- Here are the buns!

- Fresh baked bread from Stockmann's oven!

- Yeah thanks Stockmann for everything, you don't even know we are giving away all this PR

- So this is a very basic bun situation. Other one goes on top and the other one on the bottom

- And then a patty goes in between...

- One of these broke - Be more careful then!

- Now.. Seriously.

- I think I will have to microwave these... These are like rock hard

- Fresh baked straight from the microwave! - Uno moment

- It doesn't matter how the food looks... Because now we have here some rustic feel...

- And you can always make an excuse...

- ...For the better - Mother!!

- Ok so here we go.

- Add some mayo - Yeah add some mayo, I'm going to get some ketchup

- I happen to like ketchup

- I did prepare some actual tomatoes but if that's what you like...

- Muy Elegante

- Mumbling - Hey erm the light.. the studio light.. could you..

- There we go!! - Now it is better!

- I like to eat.. No wait this is a mess.. This bread is rock hard!

- Use my technique, works better!

- It is little late now.

- Everything is dripping over my lap

- Ok let's see.. Oh well..

- Everything is ruined because of you

- Come on!!

- Seriously what have you done to these buns? - ... I microwaved them

- Clearly didn't work. Well I hope this tastes good - Can you just take a bite already

- Goddammit!!

- Burgers are not an ideal date food. If you meet a guy for the first time don't go eat burgers

- Because you will look like Paris...

- Well I doubt they serve bread that is 2 days old

- You shouldn't eat this on a first date - I just said that...

- Yeah yeah but I'm starting to look like my date is over

- "I bit the burger once and the guy left" - Yes exactly

- So don't take your date to a burger place on a first date - Yeah don't.

- The solution is to just have a glass of something... - STRONG!

- ... So you begin to get drunk before it is too late

- Adorable life tips

- Speaking of which!

- So January 2017 there was this national Go Vegan Challenge, let's have a aphorism about that

- All living creatures hate pain

- Therefore you shouldn't hurt or kill them

- The best life tip, Don't kill anyone.

- Happy end for the vegan challenge

- We will see you next time - Yes, until then!

- Cheers

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