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[intro music]
>> Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you?
>> Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
>> Mommy finger, Mommy finger, where are you?
>> Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
>> Brother finger, brother finger, where are you?
>> Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
>> Sister finger, sister finger, where are you?
>> Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
>> Baby finger, baby finger, where are you?
>> Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
[closing music]
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Running Out of Breath When Singing? 5 Tips to Avoid Shortness of Breath While Singing - Duration: 4:13.
Hello happy singers!
I am Katarina, the founder of How 2 Improve Singing.
In today's video, I am going to share 5 simple tips on how to avoid running out of air at
the end of a sung phrase.
I'll tell you when to breathe during singing so that you don't feel and sound like a runner
crossing the finish line.
Stay tuned.
Let's talk about how to avoid running out of breath when singing.
Here are 5 simple tips to follow: Tip #1
Examine the notation of the song.
Some songs have special markings that tell you exactly when to take a breath.
A breath mark looks like a little comma placed above the staff.
Tip #2 Always mark places in your sheet music where
you think you may need to breathe.
If you don't use sheet music, use a sheet with the song's lyrics instead and mark down
when to breathe.
You will end up with sentences or phrases that are sung with one breath.
Bonus tip: After you have marked your sheet music, say each phrase out loud in one breath.
Connect the words in a legato style so that the air is moving constantly throughout the phrase.
Summertime. And the living is easy. Fish are jumping and the cotton is high.
Tip #3 After you have marked your music, sing the
song a few times paying close attention to your breathing.
Adjust your markings.
Move or add more places to breathe.
Generally, it makes sense to breathe in when: * there is a rest in the music,
* at the end of a sentence * at the end of a phrase
* at the end of a thought.
Never breathe in the middle of a word or a phrase.
That sounds awkward.
Tip #4 Practice singing the song while following
the markings.
Once you add some dynamics and stylistic elements to your singing, it may be necessary to adjust
the breath markings again as louder parts or breathy singing may require additional
air supply.
Tip #5 Add some breathing exercises to your vocal
practice routine.
The more you practice breathing, the better you get at managing your breath for singing.
With practice, you'll be able to hold notes for a longer time.
But don't forget that singing is not a competition.
So initially, take more breaths and as you get better, you'll require fewer breaths.
In today's video, you learned 5 simple tips to avoid running out of air when singing.
However, good breathing technique which allows a singer to sing with power and flexibility
is about more than not running out of air.
To help you understand if you are breathing correctly for singing, I prepared a complete
breathing checklist for you.
Click the link in the description below the video to download a free breathing checklist.
If you like this video, hit the like button below, share it with your friends, and be
sure to subscribe.
Thanks for watching and I will see you in the next video.
Happy singing!
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You've got two options. You've got GSI
- get someone in- and that's a financial
advisor. If you don't want to do that and
you feel more confident about doing it
yourself and about making your own decisions
then you go down the DIY route and
there are again really two options down
that route. There are services out there
online that will do the whole lot for
you. So you give them your money they'll
build a portfolio for you and then
your money will go into that portfolio and
you can view it online. But it's not
bespoke and you have very little control
over what they invest in because it's
kind of a one package suits all or certain
types of people. Now if you want to go
down the route where you have control
which is what I love then first of all check out
80-20 investor which is my DIY investment
service where I teach people and show
them how to invest and I invest my own money live
and then you'll also need as part of
that to have a look at what an investment
platform is because that's like a
supermarket which enables you to look at
all the different types of funds and
assets you can buy and you can go along
and you can pick and choose and there's a
link below this video with a review of
those and that will help you to get
started on your investing journey
Go to the pension tracing service
if you google it you will find a
link to via the .gov.uk website
and they now have a tool on there where
you put in details - its asks you where you
used to work any information you have
about the pension and they will find
any lost pensions. This is useful for people
who have moved jobs and they've lost the paperwork
for pensions they have had in the past - will all do it
and also if you're not really sure if you had
a pension with an old job or company then
this could find it. It will take probably
about 90 days so do it now get started
it is free. You don't have to use a
paid for service out there run by a 3rd party
or anything like that. So it's pension
tracing service.
It's a tricky one this because it does
depend on what you're asking them to do
so if you've got something that's very complex
that can involve investing, tax, inheritance
tax, mortgages the whole holistic stuff you
could be paying fees running into the
thousands quite understandably because a lot
of work goes into doing that. I
suppose for most people if it's just down
to doing something relatively simple in terms
of investing so you have large lump sum that you've
come into and the financial advisor
might invest it. Then typically what they
will try to do is charge a fee upfront in
monetary terms which they may work out
in their heads as a percentage that's
something going towards between 1% and
3%. Personally let's just use an example.
If I was fortunate enough to have
£100,000 to invest I
wouldn't let a financial advisor charge
me much more than a £1,000 for
doing that. At the back end what happens
is that they will want to charge you an amount
ongoing every year as a percentage of the
value of your asset for the servicing so
that will include reviews, any changes
any meetings. Make sure you nail down what
you are going to get and a financial advisor
typically charge 0.5% a year to
0.75% every year thereafter
So that's £500 to £750 in that example.
Obviously as your portfolio grows that
amount grows so make sure you are
comfortable with what you're going to be
charged.
It's not really necessarily about the amount
and one size fits all you just have to
agree what you get for
that money if you're not happy shop
around. You can shop around for advisors and
find one that is cheaper but is also
recommended.
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How To Earn Money Part Time Online - My Paying Ads Internet Business - Duration: 23:25.
How To Earn Money Part Time Online - My Paying Ads Internet Business
coming to you from Beijing in China now
today's the 31st in January 2017 and I
really hope that you guys decided to
move forward in terms of the aspirations
or the goals and everything is kind of
state yourself to achieve for this year
ahead now what I want to show you guided
an opportunity that has really started
to change my life pretty much close to
newly ear now and it's something that I
really want to show you guys because
he's definitely something you want to
get yourself involved in so what I'm
going to show you before show you my
results I want to show you and this
opportunity in a way that's going to
kind of explain a little bit more what
it takes actually about and then it's
going to kind of show you a little bit
about how it's changed my life and never
going to get into the brunt of it about
what my results that as of there and
then okay so just sit back watch it and
i'll be but you guys real soon now
before i show you my current progress in
mpa I just want to quickly explain to
those of you who don't quite know what
my paying ads is all about
so basically they are an advertising
company that provides a share of revenue
to paying advertisers and they have
various advertising options available
but in order to benefit from making
money with advertising you just simply
purchase an ad pack and in return you
get back a hundred and twenty percent of
your writings or in other words you're
getting a twenty percent profit for
every ad pack perches so you know I
think of it like this i'm an online
marketer who is in need of quality
advertising in order to promote my
website or business that I have to offer
i decided to join a professional in very
stable register company which offers
multiple advertising services then from
here i can then search is advertising
that is suitable to my needs or I'm also
able to greatly benefit from purchasing
advertising and earning some revenue
from the company so essentially i'm
being paid advertisement own stuff and
this is really amazing
I'm telling you right now this has
changed my life too right
basically I've been able to buy two
really amazing dogs i'm living a laptop
lifestyle was living abroad in china and
it's all thanks to this company for
helping me to achieve that lifestyle
there's very few red shell companies
like this that it take their business
seriously and a structured for long-term
growth
I'm not talking about months i'm talking
about years and my paying ads have never
missed out on the payment in over 18
months they pay out seven days a week
and have currently paid out over 16
million dollars to advertisers and which
is just a crazy amount as you can
imagine and one thing you should know is
that my paying ads greatly improve its
returning customer rate so you know just
like with any business a returning
customer is far better than a one-time
customer so that's one of the reasons
why it's important to have a
professional services that deliver and
having an attractive awful service to
support the great again for the company
and its members and my paying ads does
exactly that I don't think that you love
this
so before you sign up and give it a try
i want to show you my current progress
from today right now
ok guys so basically what we're looking
at right now are some stats from about
12 days ago now I was trying to be
consistent with my videos but
unfortunately been here in beating and
the last sort of couple of weeks or so
the weather has been extremely cold i'm
talking about 4-8 minus six during the
day and then even in evening is about
the same as well as to use pretty much
you can't really get away from at the
moment and because of that i came down
with quite a nasty flu and an hour or
didn't really nap to communicate with
you guys properly so to speak and I even
made a video to help out some guys and I
was trying to like hold my coffee and
everything at the same time it's very
difficult to me to perform that so i had
to hold back on the videos but let's get
straight into this because this is
something you guys on really really want
to get yourself involved in destiny
so let's get straight into this now this
video is from i believe is to take a
quick look from the 19th January ok so
approximately about 12 days ago we're
looking at my stats here and as you can
see here long have had 251 referrals so
a massive thank you to all you guys have
been watching my videos been sending me
messages on facebook and especially for
the action takers as well so i'm always
trying to help people as much as
possible
no see you guys and sign up our drop you
an email and then if it says sort of
anything that you need help with that
all you have questions you don't
hesitate to ask me so I've got some
links down below this video to contact
me through facebook and let's get
talking and let's get started to really
show you and an opportunity that's
really going to start changing your life
like a dumb for me now at this time you
can see my actual that packs of 404 king
and lots of said during december with a
very very heavy heavy month for me and
had a lot of things to pay off and maybe
close to sort of six to eight thousand
dollars and pails in one month which is
very heavy and so I had to basically
take up more money than i should be and
I haven't necessarily been out to grow
and in the way that I had hoped for that
now on kind of on track to be moving
forward and you guys are going to start
seeing that a little bit soon anyway
now look at these guys attacked earnings
40 1152 dollars that's a crazy amount of
money way you can imagine like you can
see my face now that's so excited about
this 40 1152 dollars and it's
substantial amount of money now what I
want to show you guys right now those
are my results from about 12 days ago
okay so everything has been like going
How To Earn Money Part Time Online - My Paying Ads Internet Business
looking forward to joining this
opportunity as well and obviously also
be some questions ahead of time but any
official facebook group they have some
regular for webinars and meetings as
well and it's definitely some exciting
things come into this new year and
so it's just going to be phenomenal
honestly they've been playing out for a
long time now and and it's been like
over 20 months now like that continuous
payments and like in the video where you
saw like 16 million dollars i'm going to
show you the steps of my pain as right
now just before we see my results so you
look at this guy's so as of now we have
about 250 8,000 members or 258,000 919
members who have joined my paying ads
and look at it handsome pay out now
before you still there
the palace was about 16 million dollars
right now that is 29 million 190 1750
wasn't dollars like mind-blowing results
right is crazy and the company's
standing strong is long time and i'm all
about long-term structured businesses
there's a lot of websites out there you
know and with high earnings and high
percentages you know their self to fail
this self to scam and we just end up in
our money because you know we fall we
fall for the hype you know and I've done
it before I done it last year love
thousands into these things and you get
carried away with it maybe you get paid
out the first time and then they don't
tell you out again or because it drains
so quickly you end up burning your money
very very quickly and maybe you can
restore them the small amount but you
can never withdraw the full amount and
we always lose out you know and it's
very very difficult to find a long-term
structured business that is built two
years to come and my pain notes does
exactly that and it's been changing my
lifestyle while have been here in China
I said time and time again it's not
always about the money it's about what
you do with that money and Simeon
choosing to live a lifestyle that I want
to live and I really hope that you guys
look forward to starting you not your
life and doing that soon as well now
let's just go and take a quick look at
my results as of today and you can see
here actually the electorate 2000 yet
2884 and basically what this represents
if you think about SEO or websites like
isn't going to have websites maybe break
for like number one maybe for google
amazon maybe number two something like
that an ebay somewhere in the top five
maybe you know those kind of powerful
site are ranking kind of numbers now
last year my paying ads were way above
10,000 i think i would think i remember
being above 12,000 some point as well
and they basically been doing so well
and so strong you can see now this alexa
rank has gone down to 2884 and every
single day every single week this
company just keep from getting stronger
and stronger and stronger so if you want
to start considering joining if you
start considering building money on a
long-term basis on and on a daily basis
then this is something you definitely
want to get yourself involved in like I
keep saying time and time again you know
this guy just keep saying get involved
you know whatever but honestly guys this
is something you won't regret at all
because this company are well thought
out they are very professional and they
know how to run this business and the
results speak for themselves
now let's go to take a look at my result
my referrals 272 felt so again a massive
thank you for you guys who have been
watching my videos be following me on
Facebook been asking you questions
through email through phases of whatever
you know I really really appreciate that
and I've got a lot of fun i would say a
lot but I've got quite a number of power
players who have put in quite a lot of
money and I know that they're going to
get to their results that they want to
achieve for themselves their income
goals and sometime this year definitely
without a doubt and I'm definitely there
to help them every step of the way as
well
now whatever goals that you have for
yourself you know whether you're trying
to earn ten dollars a day twenty five
fifty or hundred dollars today whatever
the outcome is you can get there with
the system and it's something I
definitely want to help you in so if you
want me to be a sponsor
there's a video just at the end of this
i'm going to show you how to do that
properly to make sure that my name's in
there and I am wanting you throughout
the whole way through this and then you
know if you need videos down if you need
questions answer to whatever the cases
because if you put supposed to get
and the first thing is that you're
giving more work to the supporting you
know considering that demanded that we
already have in the system and then you
probably have to wait maybe I don't know
my last guy who didn't support ticket
yes way maybe 45 days and that's a long
time to wait just for an answer so what
I encourage you guys to do to find a
sponsor who's going to be there for you
he's going to answer your questions and
in in some cases if it's going to be
difficult to answer in text then i'll
make a video for you so it's easy to
explain and then when I max how their
system i'm going to be sharing some of
my commissions with you guys as well to
help speed up your results as well just
a little kind of incentive for as a
reason for what
that's why you should join me as well so
it's just for me to consider its not
guarantee and and that I mean just
honestly just stay focused and you'll
excuse me just say focus on what you're
trying to achieve yourself find a
reliable sponsor be happy to be more
than be more than happy to be your
sponsor and and then I'll tell you every
step of the way and so you can get
started and then you'll start seeing
phenomenal results as we go along now my
actually has long here 440 as active at
pax now some of you guys might be asking
what it represents
i'm going to show you just that exactly
right now so let's just take a quick
look at it add calculation this is
representing my active attacks is 440
attacks now I just want to say that this
is no guarantee in terms of earnings ok
there are no and there are notable
guaranteed in terms of how much you make
and in whatever case because it's the
only for actually based on a day-to-day
sales faces so whatever the cells work
for maybe yesterday it kind of
represents the day after earnings that
shared out and distribute the other
members as well but on average we're
looking at sort of rocky about 2% so we
can kind of make rough estimation but by
all means there is no guarantee and from
this at all okay so what we're looking
at here my actual pattern until now
Comedy Works and then thousand dollars
in
look at it twice daily profit share
earnings so right now inside the system
if I think we've talked to any money if
I didn't buy any attacks inside the
system my daily profit share earnings
220 dollars that's like phenomenal
results right
just think about it for a moment like
say for example you have situations in
your life that completely and need the
additional support in terms of income
you know maybe it's a few bills that you
need to pay maybe it's like a birthday
coming up or you know whatever those
kind of cases are maybe you maybe got
like an expensive car and gas for petrol
is quite expensive and you know every
little helps
ok so whether it's the shopping or you
know whatever the case is think of it as
that don't necessarily think about how
much you are earning on a daily basis
just think about and looking for a
system that's able to provide you that
stability and and can give you that
financial income support and when you
need it and so it's for example like he
could have to think that I can set
myself back a few days and start
withdrawing two hundred dollars a day
and then already are kind of kind of got
what I needed and then I can keep
working on building the business again
building the business again and if it's
always about that it's not necessarily
always about and just keeping the money
How To Earn Money Part Time Online - My Paying Ads Internet Business
and growing and growing and taking all
the money out all the time you can just
use it kind of like as a Savings Bank
two sodas feet you know you just treated
the same way you know it's not a bank is
such that like just think that it's like
an emergency saving funds or something
like that when you need that money that
money is going to be there to support
you and for whatever purpose that you
need and it's those times in these times
x type of thing that has been able to
help me live this lifestyle while being
here in China and it's being able to
help me provide support for myself for
my dog and you know it's just a
phenomenal opportunity and I'm really
grateful to have this and because it's
structured long time it is something you
want to get yourself involved in as soon
as possible because the sooner you get
started the sooner you can associate
amazing results and it you're going to
start seeing this thing turn around for
you as well so yeah definitely
definitely keep that into consideration
ok i'm finally what I want to show you
guys is just my last up having to look
at it after conan's have now gone up to
40 3581 dollars 40 3581 dollars now
obviously some people might not be
enough huge amount but at the same time
when you start seeing these numbers
everything all day every single way
these things just keep growing and
growing and growing and you know when
you compound your own inside the system
your progress is just going to keep
climbing and it's just going to keep
getting faster and faster and that
basically means that you will get to the
income goals that you have set for
yourself even fast up so when you
compound you're owning your accounts
going to grow the same time and if
you've got a full-time job and you've
got fresh funds to to keep adding
towards that then you'll get your go
even faster so honestly guys this is
something you definitely want to
continue getting yourself involved in
and i am taking money out on a daily
basis like I said they'd pay seven days
a week and it's just something you you
really want to consider come inside with
and i'll be more than happy to be your
sponsor and i really look forward to
being part of that so if you guys have
any questions at all don't hesitate to
ask in the YouTube comments below or
send me a message on facebook add me on
Facebook send me your questions and then
we'll go forever things to get you
started and then you can start enjoying
its thought seeing how much potential
that this tree has so if you're
interested in joining just sit back
watch this little video and I look
forward to talking to you soon
ok so the best way for you to join will
be too once you finish watching one of
my videos what you're going to want to
do it just to come down here and where
it says join with me here i'm going to
give you a direct link if you click on
show more i'm also going to give you
another link to my facebook so if you
guys have got any questions or you know
you just want to reach out to me or
anything like that
don't hesitate to contact me on facebook
as well but for now we're just going to
click on this link here and right now
it's going to take me to the homepage ok
so the very first thing you're going to
want to do on the top right hand corner
has signed up so once we click on this
it is now going to take me to the
registration page now this is crucial
the very first thing we're going to want
to check is a sponsor says Steve in
China ok if it doesn't if it says
someone else's name or it has NPA as
mean which is a default what you need to
do is to click on change and then simply
five in the in China and then you can
change it from there
this is crucial because a lot of people
have been finding up under mpa admin and
they can't change it once you've
registered so you know it's very
important that you make sure it's
stephen china before because once you
guys are on my team you know i'm going
to be helping you every step of the way
and one size max out the system i'm
going to be sharing some of my
commissions with you guys as well so you
know it's just help you progress and
develop in my paying ads as we go along
ok so just make sure that so Stephen
china and then we're all good now the
next slot fields you need to sit out
just very basic like your names email
username and your password
ok so at once everything is filled up
from here agreed to the terms and
conditions and then register then you're
going to get go through the normal
process email confirmation stuff and so
on and so forth and once you've done
that and we need to go back to the
homepage and to login
ok so let me just as the caption head
login now every time you log in you're
always going to see a log in at these
are very very popular and i was going to
pay for one but then I didn't realize
it broke stops until maybe free month
you know ahead so people obtain today
that pain maybe two hundred dollars that
time for their login ads so and you know
it is very very popular so we're just
going to wait for this to just for this
video loads and just gonna wait for this
final countdown
ok so right now you you're right your
desk forward along here I mean you can
it might be a little bit overwhelming to
begin with but the very first thing
you're going to want to do is again just
check my sponsor Stephen China along
here and then it has it will give you my
email address as well as if you need to
contact me through email
by all means contact me free there but
like i said before contact me on
facebook because i'll be more than happy
to assist you on there as well
now the very first thing you're going to
want to do on your left hand side you're
going to want to select finance so sorry
I account activity and then click on
profile now you can fill out some basic
information here like your name
I mean your name is essential anyway but
the very most important thing is your
payment processor
ok so what you're going to want to do
you can select from pages for this just
a perfect money coin payments and to pay
for you take how is a temporary payment
processor because when the funds were
frozen before and they have to shift
over the payments from paypal so we
known be used paypal because it's just
honestly it's just a headache and no
other registered users place our anymore
because they just you know they're very
wishy-washy and we don't necessarily
want that in a business anyway so I mean
personally i'm using Bitcoin I think
bitcoin to win win and I think maybe
probably the other popular payment
processes will be paisa and fully trust
space
so by all means let one of the set these
up and make sure that your preferred
payment processor is also selected ok so
once that has been selected and you
you've made the payment processor
security yours you can just go through
and as any other information if you need
to personally I haven't done so but what
you can do after that is move on to
purchase an ad pack and then it would
take you free disk space so once you
purchase an ad pack you can just let me
just bring you along here so it's
basically you can never explain the plan
you've got your plan one you plan to and
the credits that you can learn from your
advertising as well
ok so once you once you found that you
need to set up a new banner ad so before
you can buy an ad pack and you're going
to want to set up some balance ok so you
can have a maximum of ten along here so
once you set these up and what you're
going to want to do is then buy an ad
pack don't want to add clips you want to
buy an ad pack because that ensures that
you have revenue share earnings when
when you've earned your initial hundred
percent so basically each attack every
purchase we get back hundred and twenty
percent so what you want to do is the
lake zone by adpacks i'll just give you
a quick example is and then we can
select the purchase or on my plan force
which is a fifty-dollar ad pack and then
you'll go through some banners up along
here and then it's pretty much simple
from there I mean you select your
payment processor it would take you
through how to pay for that and then it
will just go from there to be honest so
you know by all means if you've got any
questions don't hesitate to ask your
face so this is honestly guys this is
very simple and you're going to enjoy
this so much
so like I said before is much better to
get started sooner rather than later so
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Meet Sting's Alter-Ego: Rene - Duration: 1:33.
>> James: TALKING ABOUT WEIRD AND WORLDLY THINGS, I WAS
READING THIS, YOU HAVE AN ALTER EGO WHEN TALKING WITH YOUR WIFE.
IS THIS TRUE?
>> ONLY WHEN SHE JUST THINKS I'M A BLOKE AND I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN THE COLORING OF SOMETHING OR FURNISHINGS OR THE WAY THINGS
ARE.
THIS ALTER EGO INSIDE ME CALLED RENE COMES OUT AND HE'S VERY
INTERESTED IN COLOR, TEXTURE AND UPHOLSTERY.
( LAUGHTER ) HE'S VERY PROUD.
>> James: HOW DOES RENE MANIFEST HIMSELF?
WOULD RENE BE ABLE TO BE HERE NOW?
>> HE COULD BE.
HE'S NOT HERE YET, BUT HE COULD BE.
>> James: JOHNNY, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR RENE?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I FEEL LIKE I AM RENE.
I FEEL LIKE RENE AND I WOULD BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS.
>> James: IN THAT JACKET, NO QUESTION, FOR SURE!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, IT'S TEXTILES, STRIPES, CHECKS.
>> RENE IS NOT SURE ABOUT THAT JACKET.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I LOVE THESE
FINGERS!
>> WOW, IT'S A WESTWOOD -- NO, I'M SURE ABOUT IT.
>> James: STING OR RENE'S NOT SURE ABOUT IT.
>> RENE.
>> James: STING LOVES IT!
WELL, TELL RENE NEXT TIME I'LL WEAR A T-SHIRT ON THE SHOW.
( LAUGHTER ) >> IT'S A DEAL.
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One Big Problem with National Backwards Day - Duration: 4:22.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE!
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF JANUARY.
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, IT'S ALSO NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY, THE
DAY THAT ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO DO THINGS BACKWARDS.
YES, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
IN FACT, I DON'T KNOW HOW LEGITIMATE NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY
IS AS A HOLIDAY.
IF THEY WERE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT, IT WOULD BE CALLED
"DAY BACKWARD NATIONAL."
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S RIGHT, JANUARY 31ST IS
NATIONAL BACKWARD DAY.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH JANUARY 20TH, WHICH WAS SET THE NATION
BACKWARD DAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO JANUARY'S OVER AND
RESOLUTIONS ARE ALREADY LONG GONE, BUT HAVE NO FEAR, THERE'S
A GROWING INTERNATIONAL TREND THAT COMBINES ALCOHOL WITH
EXERCISE.
IT'S SPREADING ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THEY'RE CALLING IT "BEER YOGA."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) REALLY?
REALLY?
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BEER YOGA IS, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK
IT IS.
YOU DRINK BEER WHILE YOU DO YOGA.
THIS IS GREAT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOGA, BUT ARE LIKE, "IT
COULD USE MORE FARTING."
( LAUGHTER ) JUST COMBINE COLD BEER AND HOT
-- IF YOU COULD COMBINE BEER YOGA AND SITTING ON THE COUCH
AND NOT DOING ANYTHING, YOU HAVE SOMETHING.
THE WORLD'S FIRST SUPERMARKET CHAIN TO ONLY SELL VEGAN FOODS,
WHICH WAS CALLED VEGANZ WITH A "Z," HAS ANNOUNCED THEY WILL
HAVE TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY AND SHUT ALL THEIR STORES.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.
WHEN ASKED WHAT WENT WRONG, THE VEGAN SUPERMARKET SAID, "WELL,
WE'RE A VEGAN SUPERMARKET."
TURNS OUT YOU CAN BUY VEGETABLES AT ANY SUPERMARKET.
BUT MAYBE IT WAS DESTINED TO FAIL.
CRITICS SAY THE BUSINESS PLAN WAS WEAK.
PROBABLY FROM A LACK OF IRON.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU'RE VERY KIND.
WEIRD THING IS -- VEGANS ARE NOT UP IN ARMS ABOUT
IT, BASICALLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO RAISE
THEIR ARMS OVER THEIR HEADS.
MEANWHILE, IN MASSACHUSETTS, FEDERAL AGENTS CHARGED A MAN FOR
MONEY LAUNDERING AFTER THEY FOUND THAT HE HAD BEEN KEEPING
$20-MILLION UNDER HIS MATTRESS.
A MATTRESS.
OR AS WE'LL CALL IT AFTER A FEW YEARS OF TRUMP'S FISCAL POLICY
"A BANK."
THE FEDERAL AGENTS WERE PROBABLY LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY HE'D BE
STUPID ENOUGH TO HIDE IT IN HIS MATTRESS.
IT'S LIKE THE FIRST PLACE WE'D LOO -- FOUND IT!"
SPEAKING OF CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS, THERE WAS A CRAZY
STORY OUT OF VENEZUELA.
A 25-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTING TO BREAK HER
BOYFRIEND OUT OF PRISON BY SMUGGLING HIM IN A SUITCASE.
THE WARDEN SAID IT WAS AN "OPEN AND CAN'T QUITE GET IT SHUT"
CASE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU.
IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, LAST YEAR, AN AIRLINE LOST HER OTHER
BOYFRIEND.
THERE'S ACTUALLY A PHOTO OF WHAT THIS LOOKED LIKE WHEN THE GUY
GOT CAUGHT.
THIS IS REAL.
TAKE A LOOK -- THAT'S HIM THERE.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) WHY ARE THERE OTHER CLOTHES IN
THERE?
HE WAS PROBABLY LIKE, "REALLY.
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BREAKING ME OUT OF PRISON, YOU OVER-PACK?!"
HONESTLY, THAT'S JUST IMPRESSIVE.
DON'T PUT THAT GUY IN PRISON.
PUT HIM IN CIRQUE DU SOLEIL!
BUT PRISON OFFICIALS WERE NOT AMUSED, AND THEY SENTENCED HIM
TO TEN YEARS OF SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN A FANNY PACK.
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Why I Work Here - Sanjeev - Duration: 2:17.
My name is Sanjeev.
I am a Digital Content Developer with the Office of the Registrar.
I work at Ryerson because I also was a Ryerson student at one point and it all started from
getting involved in student groups, which was probably one of my most valuable experiences
here at Ryerson and something that I still hold to this day.
I now work at Ryerson creating content for prospective students and current students
and being in their shoes at one point in my life, I realize that there's a lot of confusion,
a lot of anxiety or just being unaware of a lot of things.
Now being in, I guess, behind the scenes, and being able to actually provide that type
of help and using that to, I guess, create content that is very engaging, helpful and
informative.
Along with the team that I work with, I would say it's probably the best team that I've
worked with throughout my, I guess, work career.
And I draw a lot of inspiration from them.
Each of them bring a very different sense of, I guess, creativity to the table and I
think just being surrounded by these individuals helps me create really awesome content for
prospective students and current students and just knowing that I'm also a part of that
and also giving back, it just really feels nice to know that I'm a part of that.
If you want to be inspired, and if you want to be a part of a community that's very inclusive,
Ryerson is a really great place to be.
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TPD 2017, Design of the PronSci charts - Vowels - Duration: 8:58.
For more infomation >> TPD 2017, Design of the PronSci charts - Vowels - Duration: 8:58. -------------------------------------------
Here's My Canada: Fulfilling My Dreams - Duration: 0:27.
When I was a little girl--
--I dreamt that I would--
--be allowed to play dress --
--up for the rest of my life.
As an adult, that's become--
-- my reality and I'm proud--
--to say I'm an actress.
Because Canada inspires passion--
-- it cultivates advancement--
--and for all the little boys and girls--
-- out there with overactive imaginations--
--I can assure you--
--its doors are open.
Happy 150th Canada.
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Learning English with kids |10 month old baby (1) ! Conversational English ! Story in English. - Duration: 6:04.
Let's read today. Where is your book? Look Look Look.
Your book is here!
Teacher
Classroom
Your book is here!
Students are learning English.
Teacher is teaching English.
There are students in the classroom.
Abran, Abran, Let's read the story.
Flora
Flora's mother, headteacher
Flora is in the headteacher's room. What's she doing in the head teacher's room.
So, let's read.
Flora continues her story.
It took us half hour to reach the school.
So many students on the school campus.
Some were playing and some were talking to each other.
I didn't know anyone. So I was a little afraid.
My mother soon took me to the headteacher.
He asked me a few questions
baba read. I answered them intelligently.
The headteacher was very pleased.
He put his hand on my shoulder.
and Said good.
You are highly intelligent child.
You know a lot.
I will take you in my school.
I think you will be happy here.
I was admitted to class 1.
The head teacher was a very nice person.
He called a teacher and said to her.
Mrs Liala, This is Flora.
She is a new student in the class 1.
Take her to the class 1 please. Mrs Liala took me the class.
The class teacher welcomed me and gave me a seat.
All the student in the class were staring at me.
I felt a bit nervous to see all the new faces.
Soon I felt very easy.
I could make friends with two or three students sitting close to me.
A new place is a new experience.
So my first day at school is a new experience in my life.
I will remember the day as long as I live.
Baba, Did you hear the story ?
Here, we read about Flora. You know Flora.
Baba You know Flora. She is student of class 1.
She got admitted in class 1.
Baba, What we have learnt from the story.
What we have read from the story. You know.
Flora is in Class 1
She went to new school with her mother.
It took half an hour to reach her school.
She saw many students in the class room.
She saw many students on the school campus. Some were playing and some were talking to each other.
She didn't know anyone.
So she was a bit afraid.
Her mother soon took her to the headmaster.
Headmaster asked her few questions.
And then she answered them very intelligently.
The headmaster was pleased.
Then put his on her shoulder and said you are a very intelligent girl.
You know a lot. I will take you in my school.
I hope you will be happy here too.
Then he called a teacher and said
Mrs Laila this is Flora.
Please take her to the class 1.
He is our new student. Mrs Liala took me the new class and new teacher welcomed me and gave me a seat.
All the students were staring at me.
I felt very nervous but soon I felt easy.
I could make friends sitting close to me.
A new place is a new experience.
My first day school is a new experience in my life. I will remember the day as long as I live.
Baba did you hear it ? Ok we have read it. Lets close for today.
Are you still reading baba? Ok close it for today.
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Let's Bring Them Here #Australia #MuslimBan - Duration: 0:23.
This week, while the rest of the world condemned Trump's Muslim Ban, the Australian government
applauded it.
They are busy trying to strike deals to trade human beings with the US.
Refugees are not bargaining chips.
Let's show the world that all humans, regardless of race or religion, are equal.
Let's bring them here.
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Here's My Canada: Yours to Discover - Duration: 0:32.
We're home to the town of Whistler and we
have a bilingual Prime Minister. We have
561 lakes. Canada's the birthplace to The
Weeknd, Bieber and Drake. Freedoms free
with the Charter of Rights. Tourists come
to see because we have our sites. We have
different ethnicities, we're all diverse.
We mix in big cities where we march and
immerse. We're a country that doesn't hate...
and that's makes Canada great.
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