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Rigid strict diets don't work.

Well, at least long term they don't work.

But first I want to start off with a fun fact about me.

Did you know that I have an identical twin brother?

And we're the same age?

It's really not your fault that these diets don't work.

Okay, here's the story, here's what happens.

And I know because I've been through it myself.

We find this diet.

It has these strict rules and guidelines.

We go home, we clean out our cupboard, we go shopping, we restock our cupboards with

healthy food.

We set a goal for ourself.

This time is going to be different!

This time is going to be different because these rules are easy, they're easy to follow,

and I can do this.

I know it's going to be different.

How long can you last?

Here's what happens, you get stressed, you get in a fight with your spouse, something

happens and you don't sleep well for the week.

And then a slip up happens.

You allow yourself a little piece of this or a little piece of that, and then it triggers

you.

And then before you know it, we're downing handfuls of M&M's or donuts or pastries.

You feel awful, pathetic, like a loser.

But you tell yourself tomorrow's going to be different.

If this story sounds familiar, then your life is in the constant tug-of-war of desperately

wanting to lose weight, and the out of control drive to eat.

What if I were to tell you it's not your fault?

Would you believe me?

Well, let's look at the data.

Roughly 95% who go on a diet and lose weight end up gaining all or more of it back.

UCLA did a study recently, what they found is that dieting consistently leads to weight

gain.

They also found that dieting leads to binge eating.

There's 7 main reasons why dieting doesn't work.

One, dieting intensifies your cravings and makes you preoccupied thinking about food.

Number two, diets make you eat more, not less.

Number three, diets make you feel out of control.

And number four, diets increase both emotional distress, and the likelihood that you're going

to end up eating due to that additional stress.

Number five, dieting creates a whole new category called "eating just because you ate."

Once you start following the strict rules of a diet, you're either on the diet, or you're

breaking those rules.

It creates this all or nothing mentality that just doesn't work.

Number six, diets don't model the behavior of naturally skinny people.

Skinny people aren't on diets.

And number seven, a diet is never going to fix the emotional underlying issues of why

you're eating when you're not hungry.

So here's the punchline you guys, if you wanna be skinny, it can't come from some rigid diet.

They don't work long term.

What we have to do is find a lifestyle that fits your needs but is also healthy.

It's all about a lifestyle and not being rigid with your diet.

I'll have you know that in the making of this video my phone froze multiple times, and that's

what I use as a camera.

So I stuck it in my armpit.

Kinda funny

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Don't just set a goal, do this - Duration: 7:48.

Hi! I'm Sharon Jurd and welcome to my Biz Blitz video series.

I really appreciate your time today.

I wanted to talk to you about an important subject, setting goals

You may hear of people saying, "Set big goals.

Set big goals, reach for the stars or aim for the moon."

You hear all of that and I wanted to just bring you down from that a little bit

because it's great to set a great big goal but it doesn't always work out for you.

I wanted to set some strategies around how you can reach those goals.

I did a live Facebook video on this subject not long ago but I really wanted to share it with you here just in case you didn't see it.

It's about being clear because people go, "Oh,

I want to earn 1 million dollars or I want to earn lots of money."

They're not that clear,

1 million dollars is just something they've plucked out of their rear end and I hear people say, "I'd love to earn a million dollars."

When you say a million dollars is it a million dollars in the bank?

Is it you've grossed a million dollars?

Or is that a million dollars profit? You have toget a bit clearer on what you want to achieve.

Firstly, that's what you have to do, is get clear on what you actually want to achieve

because if you want to earn lots of money that could be ten thousand dollars to some people

and that could be ten million dollars to some people.

So what is it that's "lots of money" to you?

The same with if I want more time, how much more time do you want?

Do you want to spend an hour a week with your children or family?

What is it? Get specific about that.

them what is it get specific about that

Once you're clear on that then we can set some time frames around your goals.

What I mean by that is if I want to earn a million dollars in 12 months

then where do I need to be at the 3-month mark

and at the 6-month mark because you may have a seasonal business

so you might earn most of your income in the first quarter

then your income may reduce during the winter months as we do in HydroKleen.

You need to go, "Okay, where do I need to be in these time frames to make sure that I know I'm on track with achieving my million dollars?"

And the other thing is, is your million dollars going to be over 12 months or 2 years?

Some people go, "I want to earn a million dollars in 12 months

time but in reality that would be a hard stretch and people go,

"Aim big"

but if you aim too high then you'll be disheartened because

it will seem so enormous when you're not making those steps to get there.

But I say to you if you're earning $10,000 this year and you say, "My goal is 1 million."

Wouldn't it be great to earn $500,000 this year?

Yes it would, I'd imagine your answer would be yes.

So why don't we go $500,000 and then go to the million because $500,000 will be much more achievable for you.

You can't be too harsh on yourself because if you are then you'll never achieve anything,

you'll keep setting goal after goal after goal and you won't get anywhere.

Because if you earn $500,000 in the first 6 months, happy days!

We'll head to the million dollars in the twelve months time but let's start in increments and go,

"Right, where do I need to be in the 3-month mark, 6-months and so forth."

The third thing that you need to look at is setting actions because it's one thing to have a goal and go,

"I'm going to earn a million dollars in 12 months time.

I'm going to be at $250,000 in 3 months time."

But how in the hell are you going to get there?

So what I want to ask you is what do you do about your actions?

You have to set clear actions or steps; processes that are going to get you there.

I want you to sit down with a piece of paper and say,

What are the things that I can do in the next 30 days to get me catapulted into earning that million dollars

or whatever that may be for you.

Just brainstorm everything, all the things that you can do in those 30 days and then go,

"Right, these are the top 4 things that I'm going to really get focused on;

I'm going to be laser focused on getting these 4 things.

If there's 20 things on your list, great! Do the 20 but make sure that you're very focused on 4 of those things.

And then just get going. Roll up your sleeves and get out there and do the business.

Do the things that you need to do in the next 30 days because that momentum of that first 30 days

will carry you through to the other months and then you'll be able to just keep building and building and building on those actions.

Set your actions around a daily task. Am I going to talk to 2 people today?

Am I going to email 2 people today? Am I going to phone 1 person today?

Am I going to visit 1 person? And it can be a matter of only 1, 2 up to 5 people.

Don't set that you're going to call 20 people a daybecause you need to set those actions that are very consistent

your year andthat you can sustain through any type of distraction, busyness in your business,

slowness in your business; you've got to say, "Okay, I've got to maintain this for the whole year,"

can I call 20 people a day? I would suggest to you no.

Because you have to call 20 back and momentum startsand what you'll do is call 20, call 20, call 20

and they'll get a bit busy and call none, none, none,

when your income goes then you start calling 20 people again.

Set it that you may call 5 people, and when I say call it might be an email, face to face, on the phone.

5 people and you maintain that consistently through your business,

your business will grow if you're consistent. So make sure you set those actions.

So the 3 things I want to cover today on setting your goals but doing this first is getting clear.

Is it a million dollars on your topline, your bottom line, in your bank account? Know where;

get clear around that goal. Secondly, set the time frames.

Where do I need to be in 3 months? Where do I need to be in 6 months?

Where do I need to be in 9 months to get to my target? And then thirdly, set those actions and take some time to really set those daily actions.

Get consistent with them in your business and at the end of the year

you'll achieve your goal whether it's a million dollars, whether it's more time,

more life and I know you can do it if you're consistent.

I'm Sharon Jurd. Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening today.

Please, if you feel this video will add value to your friends, families or colleagues, please share this video.

I would love to share this video with all of your friends and family

and I would love that you would do that for me because

I want to add value and give back and help as many people as I can.

Thanks for helping me out. I'm Sharon Jurd and we'll talk soon.

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IF I DON'T DROP A NUCLEAR THIS STREAM... 😡 - Duration: 2:02:49.

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Shawn Mendes - Don't Be A Fool - Duration: 3:33.

Shawn Mendes - Don't Be A Fool

Shawn Mendes - Don't Be A Fool

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Try It? or Don't Buy It! Cricut Explore Air | Sophie's World - Duration: 8:12.

Hi I'm Sophie and welcome to my world

today I want to talk to you about a

machine that i bought recently it is a

Cricut

this is part of my series of try it

don't buy it because when i bought my

cricket i was i was extremely confused

as to whether or not i should buy it i

had been intrigued by the cricut machine

for about gosh four or five years it's been

out for a while and I kept looking at it

going

all I really want that but oh do I want

to spend the money and ooh I really want

that

oh but it doesn't work and ooh am I

gonna have to do a lot of learning

and I couldn't ever find anybody to just

answer those questions for me

so this is not a tutorial this is not a

demonstration this is just me answering

some of the things that I've learned

since i bought my cricket now this is

actually the Cricut Explorer One Cricut

now has Cricut Explorer Two which is

faster and has more capabilities of

doing things then this one does but

truth be told this one is completely

fine for what I use it for

so what's really cool i like the way it

opens you just push this button and it

opens up just like that this model here

now that there is now the cricut air two

is $179 when i bought it i think it was

229 but now it's 179 the cricut air two

starts at 249 and now of course this is

from cricut and this is in 2017

whenever you view this you'll have to

check the prices yourself but

here's what i want to tell you about the

Cricut the Cricut does amazing things I

work with children and I'm always making

patterns and things that I'm cutting

by hand

what's fabulous with the cricut is that

i can make 30 templates of something or

I can make 30 cutouts of something that

I can give to kids and I can do it

quickly without having the hand ache

that it takes of cutting out

something by hand

here's a an example of something that I

made on my cricket and as you can see

it's got three paper layers it's got the

word surprise

cut out i mean it's pretty fun and

intricate and this would take me a long

time to do by hand but let me tell you

this you have to design on the computer

and if you're a person who

designs regularly on the computer like I

am

it kind of makes sense i mean i use

Illustrator and art programs all the

time but there is a learning curve and

so if you're going to be designing your

own things such as this like this little

thing here you are going to need to make

sure that you give yourself the time to

figure it out now when i first got my

cricut

I was really excited and I and I opened

it up and I went online and I did

everything that I had to do and it shows

you know it gives you a tutorial and

there are lots and lots and lots of

programs that are already pre-made and

you can just buy them from cricut or

download them from cricut and it will

just boom it tells you exactly what

paper to use this that the other but

that's where you start to get into the

other thing about a cricket you will end

up spending more money than just the

Machine money because there's all these

little pieces and things that you need

you need tools and you need paper and

you need these special you know pads

that go through or work surfaces that go

through you need all the different

materials now that being said you need

the Pens you need the the blades you

need all that sort of stuff

it adds up exponentially and the other

thing too is what they don't really

really tell you is that they have the

design explorer cricut has the design

explorer which is very cool and you can

design anything you want

again you can use their programs to

create all of the different products

that they already have out there but

which are very cool by the way but you

have to pay for the subscription so it's

not much it's $9.99 a month if you do it

monthly or $7.99 a

month if you buy a year subscription

but it is it's something to consider

so here's what I would say about the

cricut it's very cool like

here's an example so this is the mat

I was calling it a pad before but this is a

mat and as you can see i designed

something which is these little hang

tags to go on bottles and cakes for my

Alice in Wonderland party and

see they just peel right off here and

they say eat me and they say drink me

and these are really really cool because

they can be cut out and just right away

placed right on the item it would take

me a long time to do this by hand or you

know purchase them even it would take a

long time finding something like this

the cricut writes on the actual product

which is very very cool so it writes and

then it cuts the one thing that I

haven't figured out yet

I just haven't had the time to figure it

out is that you can print something and

then put it in the cricut and have it

cut and I'm gonna get to that stage but

I just haven't had the time to figure it

out

so there's a lot of things that you can

do with the cricut the other thing

that's very cool about it is it will

call it will cut almost anything they're

special blades that you can buy to cut

things like leather and felt and really

stiff hard cardboard you can cut

anything from vinyl to iron on transfers

I mean you really can do a lot with the

machine so that's a plus the minus

is that there's a learning curve so

don't buy a cricut thinking oh I'm

gonna buy this cricut and I'm going to

do this project that i need to get done

for school and I'll have it done the

next day

uh-uh you gotta give yourself at least a

consolidated 10 to 12 hours to really

figure out how to use it unless you're

going to be using just their programs

and then then you're fine but if you're

really gonna be doing something of your

own like if you're a teacher and you

need to design something of your own

it's going to take you awhile to figure

this out so that's number one number two

there are additional costs over the top

of the machine

and you just have to know that that's

going to happen and they're not just you

know little costs they add up

I mean it's like ten dollars for the

pens and then like oh another twelve

dollars for the mats and oh another you

know fifteen dollars for the tools and

oh another seven dollars for the

subscription you know it just starts to

add up so base try it

don't buy it here's what i would say if

you are person if you're a scrapbooker

or if you're a teacher or if you're

somebody who's going to use this tool as

a tool and you are willing to put the

time into it to make it then it's a

great buy if you are somebody who just

wants to bing bang boom and you're going

to use it once or twice

mmm i'm going to say don't buy it so

it's a really really cool machine

don't get me wrong really cool machine

it's just gonna take some time and a

little bit of money and if you've got

both of those i'd say buy it if you

don't I'd say go to Etsy don't try it for

more "buy its don't try its" come and check

us out sophie-world.com

For more infomation >> Try It? or Don't Buy It! Cricut Explore Air | Sophie's World - Duration: 8:12.

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Grey - I Miss You (Lyric Video) ft. Bahari - Duration: 3:20.

♪ I USED TO KNOW YOU BETTER ♪

♪ BETTER THAN ANYONE ♪

♪ NOW I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL ♪

♪ YOU USED TO KEEP MY SECRETS ♪

♪ SHALLOWEST AND THE DEEPEST ♪

♪ NOW I GOT SOMEONE ELSE TO CALL ♪

♪ JUST CAUSE I DON'T MAKE A THING ABOUT IT ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN THAT I NEVER THINK ABOUT IT ♪

♪ CAUSE I DO ♪

♪ JUST CAUSE I LEARNED TO HOW LIVE WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN THAT I EVER REALLY WANTED TO ♪

♪ I MISS YOU, YEAH YEAH ♪

♪ AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ♪

♪ I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT I DO ♪

♪ BUT, I MISS YOU, OHH, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME ♪

♪ I GOT YOUR BODY ON MY MIND ♪

♪ I MISS YOU ♪

♪ THIS MIGHT SEEM OUT OF NOWHERE ♪

♪ I GET IT IF YOU DON'T CARE ♪

♪ GUESS I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ♪

♪ DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ♪

♪ THAT NIGHT IN LATE SEPTEMBER ♪

♪ FOR ME IT FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY ♪

♪ JUST CAUSE I DON'T MAKE A THING ABOUT IT ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN THAT I NEVER THINK ABOUT IT ♪

♪ CAUSE I DO ♪

♪ JUST CAUSE I LEARNED HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ DON'T MEAN THAT I EVER REALLY WANTED TO ♪

♪ I MISS YOU, YEAH YEAH ♪

♪ AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ♪

♪ I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT I DO ♪

♪ BUT, I MISS YOU, OHH, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME ♪

♪ I GOT YOUR BODY ON MY MIND ♪

♪ I MISS YOU ♪

♪ EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME ♪

♪ I GOT YOUR BODY ON MY MIND ♪

♪ I MISS YOU ♪

♪ EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME ♪

♪ I GOT YOUR BODY ON MY MIND ♪

♪ EVEN WHEN I'M NOT TRYING TO ♪

♪ I KEEP DOING THE THINGS WE DO ♪

♪ ARE YOU MISSING ME TOO, ARE YOU MISSING ME TOO? ♪

♪ LIKE I MISS YOU, YEAH, I MISS YOU ♪

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2NE1 - GOODBYE (Cover by ymeilie) - Duration: 3:57.

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Don't Be Negative - Two Minute Message - Duration: 1:35.

- Hey everybody, Daniel Fusco here.

Welcome to today's Two Minute Message.

I don't know about you, but watching the news

is totally depressing.

Even on the internet now,

it used to just be on TV everything was depressing,

now even on the internet, every single news story

is salacious, everything is bad, and if you're not careful,

it makes you start to feel really lousy.

Actually scientific research is telling us that

if we ingest local media, negative media,

it actually impacts our mood for the entire day.

So with so much negativity around us, the question becomes,

and it's a good question, why should I hope

in more beautiful future if everything is so depressing?

Two reasons: first, don't trust the media.

I don't just mean that the media is bad, listen,

salicaceous things sell, negativity sells.

When was the last time you saw an article that says,

everything's wonderful, and you're like,

I gotta go buy that magazine.

Nobody does that, you want to hear

the latest, dirtiest, meanest, nastiest news,

and so we have to be careful to think

that the only thing that's going on

is what the news tells us

and that's just not true.

Why?

For the second reason, because Jesus is real,

and the Bible tells us that we should meditate

on beautiful things, lovely things,

things that are praiseworthy and of good report,

that's out of Philippians Chapter four.

And so I really want to encourage you

that just because the news is telling us

that everything is bad doesn't mean that everything is bad.

Sure, some things are terrible,

but there's all sorts of other things

that are going on in the world.

And so it's all about what we choose

to focus our attention on,

and I want to encourage you today,

focus your attention on Jesus and the things of God's word

and God will assure you that you have a hope in the future

because Jesus is real and he is in you.

God bless you guys today.

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360 Camera + Selfie Stick - Do's And Don'ts - Duration: 4:03.

Hey guys! Today I'm coming at you from

Christchurch, New Zealand. Behind me is the

beautiful cathedral square it's an

amazing little city and today I want to

talk to you about selfie sticks and what

the right way to use one is and the wrong

way when shooting 360 unfortunately I

see the vast majority of the time on

Instagram and Facebook; i see people using

the wrong way and the wrong way is

exactly i'm holding it now it might look

right because the camera's facing

perfectly vertical in front of you

that's all great

however the issue here is a selfie stick

is very prominent in the final photo

this is because the front facing

lens has a really good view of the

selfie stick and you don't really want

that in shot if you wanted a

selfie stick in shot you should just take a

photo with you and your selfie stick with a big

love heart around it

i don't think you like it that much..

the selfie stick is there to be

invisible we don't actually want it in

our photos so there's a very simple

way of avoiding this. Alright my Theta

S is rolling and as you can see

the selfie stick is really prominent in shot no

matter where i go you're gonna see the selfie

stick and we don't want that so the

a very simple way of avoiding this is

adjusting your selfie stick so it's

perfectly straight if you can hide the

selfie stick directly underneath the

camera it's going to be completely

invisible because the camera can't

actually see what is directly beneath it

no matter which camera you have whether

it's this theta or the LG or the samsung

gear 360 the Nikon Keymission the

blindfold is going to be directly

underneath the camera and angling your

selfie stick so it's a perfectly straight

line will totally avoid the presence of

the selfie stick and then you can wave it

in whichever direction you want and it'll be

completely undetected- I mean look, yes

you still see there's a shadow on the

ground as you would have before but at

least this way the attention is

more drawn to what's around you as

opposed to how you're actually taking the

photo so just coming

at you today with a quick tip I think

this will really make a big difference

in your 360 photos because a selfie

stick's an amazing bit of technology i

know it seems very vain and narcissistic

walking around with a selfie stick but it

helps you get your camera away from you

which often the vast majority of the

time enhances your photo when you can

get it up really high or when you can

get kind of far away from me like this

it gives you a much better angle so it's

a great tool to have in your 360 photo

kit so i would recommend investing in

one as far as selfie sticks go a lot of

them are really good i wouldn't

necessarily recommend any particular

brand as long as it's got the standard

one quarter-inch tripod thread at the end

of it

often they'll have a smartphone mount at

the end so you just need to remove that

and then it should mostly go undetected

so yeah definitely invest in one they're

twenty or thirty bucks and you'll get some

of your best shots ever

Just getting that extra metre of

elevation makes a

huge huge difference it's quite

unbelievable actually so definitely a

tool with investing in if you want to

learn more about tiny planet photography

you might want to check out my ebook

it's called life in 360: a beginner's guide

to tiny planet photography and it's going

to teach you how to do really awesome 360

tiny planet effects like you're seeing now so

you might want to check it out- it's a quick read but

it'll give you all the cheats and hints to

shooting awesome tiny planet works until

next time keep living your life in 360

don't forget to follow us on YouTube

Facebook Twitter and Instagram, we're posting

awesome content every single day so be

sure to check it out you'll learn a

shitload so until next time- talk soon!

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Stanford Lecture - Don Knuth: The Analysis of Algorithms - Duration: 54:25.

[NOISE] We've got two good seats,

no three good seats up here in the front for

those people standing in the back.

You might as well come now.

You'll get tired.

So I wanna explain something about it first of all.

I'm gonna play three roles today.

The first role is Emeritus Professor Don Knuth from the 21st century.

And that role I'm gonna be standing right here.

Then, I'm gonna briefly play the role of George Forsythe,

who was chair of the Computer Science Department in 1969.

And when I'm George Forsythe, I'm gonna be standing right here, okay?

George is gonna introduce tonight's speaker.

A young 31 year old guy named Don Kanuth and

that young guy is going to be when I stand here, that's who I am.

Okay, so I hope you can understand it.

All right now.

[COUGH] So this whole thing

started with the Stanford has a project going on for some years called Class X.

And the people, the idea is to make

interesting video stuff to put on YouTube for the future.

And so that things that are going on these days at Stanford

can be appreciated by people in future generations.

So they asked me, would I

be able to tape some kind of a presentation for the future?

And I said, well I think it would be fun to do something different and

that would be to try to repeat the first lecture that I gave

after I'd become a professor at Stanford.

This was, I had just become my title changed from

mathematician to computer scientist.

And at that time, as you can see, I wanted to explain what I

expected I might be doing the rest of my life to the people around.

So, that's the beginning of this talk and so

it was November 4th, 1969 that was a Tuesday and

in order to be a little bit authentic I went over to the gap and

I found out they are selling 1969 blue jeans.

>> [LAUGH] >> So I bought myself.

>> [LAUGH] >> A blue jean.

Okay.

Yeah.

And also, believe it or not I'm wearing a wig.

>> [LAUGH] >> And

the reason is just to help me

remember that when I do give the lecture that I speak as much as I can,

as I would have spoken in the 60's.

Now if you want to see what I really looked like

in the lobby of Gates building the first floor there's a really nice historical

display that shows that pictures that were taken of John McCarthy,

Ed McClowsky, Ed Flaginbaum so on.

A lot of Bob Floyd and also you can see some of the students who are writing

and trying tear down the computer center and so on, but then you.

This was the 60's but

actually most of the action of the 60's took place in the 70's, early 70's.

Anyways, so 1969.

And I also put online

some home movies that my wife and I took in the 60's in case

you're really interested in seeing what our cat looked like in 1960.

>> [LAUGH] >> So now, in order to prepare for this I,

by the way I came to Stanford because

it was the worlds greatest computer class department by far, by any measure.

And I mentioned George Forsythe, the chair, well he had worked

very hard all through the sixties to open up this department.

This department actually opened up in 1965 and this was

the place where I could come and be, have all the great

professors in one place instead of having to be isolated somewhere else.

So now, in order to get ready for today,

I went to Stanford archives, where George's appointment calendar was, and

I could look at faculty, minutes of faculty meetings,

and so on, and figure out what's going on.

I want to mention by the way also that,

if anybody deserves the name father of computer science, it's George Forsythe.

So this is also, everybody loved him, and he was wonder.

Everything that's good about Stanford computer science now is

pretty much due to him.

So then I also look at the Stanford daily for November 4th,

and a few of the other days.

And so what was the big news on November 4th?

That morning, it said essentially, the previous night,

Monday night, the campus was quiet for half an hour while all the students were

listening to President Nixon giving a special address about Vietnam.

And evidently what Nixon said was that he had a secret plan which was for

winning the war in Vietnam.

And this was not too well received on campus because vast

majority of the students wanted that to be over with and

that professors Sandy Dorenbush and Martin Kor were

leading a movement called the Vietnam Movement.

So there's lot of stuff going on, but

that still hadn't heated up very much at this time.

We were still going to classes and thinking about so

that's kind of sets the scene from then and

I guess then my next thing is then to be George and

introduce tonight's speaker.

Okay people in the back, come up in front, have a seat.

Welcome to our weekly colloquium.

I'm happy to announce that we'll be able to meet

again in Polya Hall starting at the end of this month.

Now tonight, this afternoon speaker is one of our own.

I'm really happy to introduce Dan Connolly to join our faculty few weeks ago.

And I know some of that he is teaching

our introductory class of 136.

This is gonna become 106 [LAUGH].

And so you probably also know that he wrote a book called

The Art of Computer Programming that took the first volume came out last year and

the second volume came out this summer and

I've been told that his books have set a new record at the Stanford library.

That no other book in the history of the library has been stolen so often,

>> [LAUGH]

>> From Stanford's library.

So now he's gonna give a talk about a kind of a strange

topic called the analysis of algorithms, so I'm looking forward to what he says.

Don?

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> Thanks.

Well, I'm really happy to be here, and at last,

I can officially Call myself a computer scientist.

And this is my, solves my identity crisis.

And I can become part of this terrific faculty that we have here at Stanford.

And in fact, even more important than the wonderful faculty.

That Stanford has is our students.

I think it's quite clear that we've got the absolute, best students.

In fact in this room this afternoon, we've got a substantial

fraction of the best computer science students in the whole world,

and I'm especially happy to be also here to,

to work with my long time colleague Bob Floyd.

Although previously we've done all our work by mail.

And writing letters back and forth frantically.

So at last we're going to be able to work together as colleagues and face to face.

George asked me to give a talk that sort of introduces what I do,

since this is the first time I'm talking here in public

at Stanford after getting this appointment.

And it reminds me that earlier this year, my colleague, Claus Worth.

I'm sort of Claus's

replacement here because Claus was called to be a professor at ETH in Zurich.

And so Europeans have a wonderful tradition of the inaugural lecture.

It's kind of a big deal that the professor's first lecture in Europe

is reported in the newspapers and so on.

Now, I'm not going to give a talk that's going to get reported in any newspaper.

In fact, it's kind of depressing to read the newspapers these days anyway.

But I do want to give a talk that could be considered in some way an inaugural thing.

The subject is really what do I sort of

view as what I want to work on while I'm at Stanford.

Is there some general theme or something that underlies it all?

So [SOUND] so much for that.

Actually, now I have to actually speak again from here.

Unfortunately Emily's

boss decided that Class X was such a classy project.

It wouldn't be good for me to wear a wig throughout this whole

presentation because Stanford is a very serious institution.

>> [LAUGH] >> And so

I don't want to get Emily in trouble with her boss, so.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's too bad, however,

I can't take the sideburns off, they're sort of.

>> [LAUGH] >> So

maybe that will be enough to remind me that I'm speaking from the 70s.

Okay now.

[LAUGH] >> Let's go back then.

So what is this strange title, The Analysis of Algorithms?

Well I can explain that, but actually it goes back to a story.

A couple years ago I was at a conference of mathematicians in Santa Barbara.

And somebody asked me at dinner, what do you do?

And I said I'm a computer scientist.

And computer scientist.

Are you a numerical analyst?

And I said well, no, I like numbers and

things like this but numerical analysis isn't quite the description of what I do.

So, I said, artificial intelligence?

And, I said, well, no, not really that either.

And, so, the guy says, then you must be a language man.

You see, in those days, computer science consisted of three possible things.

One was numerical analysis.

One was artificial intelligence and third was programming languages.

Study of languages, formal languages that are used to describe algorithms.

Okay, well.

But it occurred to me that really I wasn't in any of those categories and so

I had no way to explain what I do, or what I did.

And so that night I started thinking about it and said,

well wait a minute, I gotta have a name for what I like to do.

And so I came up with the, to say I'm okay,

the next time somebody asks me what I do, I'm gonna say an analysis of algorithms.

I didn't really know exactly what it meant at the time but

I knew that I needed names so I pictured it, you know,

Richard Bellman made up the name dynamic programming and everybody gots

started using it and so I figured if I started talking about it long enough,

it would become a well known display.

But anyway, I did know that what I liked to do was analyze algorithms.

I mean I liked algorithms.

I don't have to explain to you guys what an algorithm is.

But when I went to quantitatively studying algorithms and not just qualitatively.

So I'm gonna explain to you by example.

I still haven't really come up with a perfect definition of what

it means The Analysis of Algorithms.

But by example, I mean the working definition is,

whatever I'm interested in is analysis of value.

>> [LAUGH] >> I tend to refine this over the years,

but by giving an example, I think I can explain to you what is.

>> What is sort of special about it.

So, let's take an example.

I want to, I'm gonna work a simple algorithm

so that we can sort of analyze it to the hilt and here we go.

So the algorithm is going to be defined as

the maximum of n number.

So one through xn, got to find the maximum.

So here we go.

Start out.

>> Come in here and the first step is

I set m to x sub n, and I set k to n- 1.

All right, that's the very first step.

After that I make a test.

Is K=0 or not, okay.

Sorry, I haven't developed my skills at writing good

zeroes on the blackboard here.

So I got two variables here, M and K,

and I start out and I, that way, and

so it might be that K is equal to zero.

And then I'm gonna come do that, but if K is not zero.

Then I've got to make another test and I will write that down so

that is Xk bigger than M and again, it's yes or no.

So, I'm gonna write, I'm to put this logarithm down, and we'll play it,

through it.

And, you'll understand exactly what it does.

So, the S is saying, m equates by x k,

and no says k is set to k minus 1.

And these come out here and go all the way back.

And so I got the algorithm out here except for what happens under yes,

and at the end here it says output m.

And there we are.

Okay, so this is, I think,

if anybody here has written this half a dozen programs they probably came

up with a loop somewhere in one of those programs that's very much like, like this.

So it should be fairly familiar.

But let's take an example and play through.

So suppose that n is 4 and

the x1 is say 2.3 and

x2 is 7.1, x3 is 4.0.

X4 is 5.9, by the way if anybody has a question on what

I'm saying stop me right away.x I want to know unless

you don't understand anything and then you can't ask anything.

>> [LAUGHTER] But anyway, ask me and

I'll try to answer [INAUDIBLE] your chance okay?

So, we start out and the first part of, and

we set m is going to be,

is going to be set to 5.9 which is x4, xn?

Is 5.9 and k is set to n-1 which is 3.

All right, so that's this step.

We come down here and we say is k 0?

Nope.

So then we check if xk is greater than m.

So xk is 4.0, is 4.0 bigger than 5.9, nope, it's not.

So, we down here we change K to 2 and go back,

now again we ask is K through 0 it's not, so we come through and

now we check X equals.

7.1 X2 against M.

Is that bigger than M?

Yeah it is.

So you come through here and M gets changed to 7.1.

And then that takes us over here, K goes down to one.

That's not zero yet so we still, I'll check 2.3 against m and

it's not bigger, so that k moves to zero.

Yes, output m answer this is the maximum all right so

I don't think there was really a doubt but

I want to show you that I understand what a flow chart is.

>> [LAUGH] >> So,

now, the main thing that we teach students, is how to.

I mean, okay we went through a period where we didn't even teach this, but

the main thing we teach Student says, how do you know this algorithm is correct?

We ran it through one time, but how do we know there's not a bug,

something wrong?

And so for more than ten years people who wrote programs they just looked at it and

said yeah, I know it's right.

But they didn't have any particular reason, they just,

they just said, I can't make it fail, it must be okay, and so you,

but then, about Floyd, thank you Bob,

showed that actually we could, we could reason and prove that programs are correct

I am using something called invariant assertions and so

here we put a little statement saying this point in the program,

it turns out that N is equal to the mass

Of X k + 1 through X n.

And we verify that this is true the first

time we come through and then it's true again every time we go through the loop.

So if this stays true, until it's invariant.

And so then we know that this program not only gives an answer, but

it gives the right answer.

Okay.

So that's the way it usually is.

But as I started writing.

The books on the art of computer program and I found out that you know

there is almost always more than one algorithm for a problem.

In fact I'm right now working on buying three which

is about sorting and I've got more than 20 algorithm for sorting and

so you need some kind of way to know which algorithm to use.

Which one is gonna be faster?

Which is gonna use less resources?

Less memories something like that.

And so that's were analysis comes in of algorithm before we go beyond proving,

then the algorithm works to saying how well does it work,

how fast does it work, and how much does it cost you when it works?

So this is the underlying theme of

quantitative study of relatively performance of an algorithm,

not just the yes or no that it's correct, not correct.

Any questions on that?

I'm gonna analyze this algorithm for you and you will see.

Now this algorithm doesn't have,

there's no issue about how much memory it takes here.

It's gonna take n cells of memory to store the x's and

it's gonna take two for m and k and so that's fixed.

Nothing interesting to analyze there but we do have the running time to talk about.

So how long is this gonna do?

So I'm going to decorate this flow chart with the number of times we come through

a particular branch.

[COUGH] At the beginning,

just once, we start once.

And at the end we exit once, so we're coming One thing here,

how many times am I checking k equals zero?

Test a lot you say, and yeah I'm going to make this test n times.

If n is one, I make the test once, if n is two, I make the test twice so

this must be n times.

Now, so that means n- 1 is coming through here, okay.

But then there's a little bit of a problem here,

how many times is it coming into this step?

So I'm gonna call that capital A, that's some quantity that I've got to figure out.

And on the other hand it's going to come n minus one minus a times from here.

Coming in n minus one go out here a times

the other time has to be n minus one minus a.

And so there we are.

You get this idea that we have some quantity A that we have to know if we're

gonna know how long this program is gonna take to run.

All right, well now, so this is the idea.

A is the number of times

M has changed.

That's whoops, hey.

Fortunately I didn't need these.

Our job is to analyze A, what can we say about this quantity A.

Usually when I analyze something I set as my goal to find four things about A.

The min,

the max, the average, and the standard deviation.

Sometimes I can do less, sometimes I can do more, but anyway,

this is sort of a starting goal.

So in other words, the min is this is for optimistic people.

What's the fewest times I'll ever need to do it.

And so

in this case, how small can A be?

Okay, what.

Give me an example when it could be 0.

>> [INAUDIBLE] >> In other words, if you start out

already with Xn is the max, then we're never going to have to change the max.

Okay, so the min is 0, okay.

What's the max?

How big can they ever be?

>> n-1.

>> n-1 right.

Don't have any off by one errors here again.

>> [LAUGH] >> So, and

what's an example where you can need n-1?

Exactly, when they're all in reverse order they're all,

each one is X1 is biggest and x2 is next biggest and so on.

Okay, so that's n-1, okay.

So then [COUGH] the average is somewhere between 0,

so the max is for the pessimistic people, min is for the optimistic people.

Averages for the probabilistic people.

And we wanna know sort of realistically,

most of the time, or something like that, what can we say about typical value of A?

It's somewhere between zero and n minus one.

But is it maybe a half n, is it maybe squared n, or cubed root n,

something like that?

What is actually the average if we do it?

Well, in order define an average, we have to know what something about our input.

We have to make some assumptions as to what these x's are.

If the x's are always the same, then there's no, then the min and

max are also fixed as well as the n.

So, for most cases, it's reasonable

to assume that the x's are different.

That is, we're never going to have to worry about equality of xi and xj.

And that they're in random order.

That means that each ordering of the x's is equally likely.

So if I have n things that are different, and in

a different order than I have n factorial ways to in which they might occur.

So let's take a look when n equals 3 at what happens.

So there are, 3 factorial is 3 times 2 times 1, that's 6 ways.

And the x's can be like 1, 2, 3.

1, 3, 2.

2, 1, 3.

2, 3, 1.

3, 1, 2.

3, 2, 1.

And so let's figure out what A is in each case.

We got these six possibilities to work on, each one,

each of these six is supposed to be equally probable.

One sixth of the time we're gonna be faced with them in this order,

this order, and so on.

[COUGH] Okay well, so what's a, okay so

I'm gonna put a circle around whenever I have to change m.

So start here at m equals 3 it never has to change.

If I start here with m equals 2 gotta change it here.

3 again never had a change.

1 had to change here to 3.

This 2 had to change to a 3, and here a 1 got changed to a 2 and

then that got changed to a 3.

So a is equal to 0.

The number of circled elements here.

010112.

All right.

Well that's the so in other words

the if we had the probability that

a = 0, that's 2 out of 6 and

probability of a = 1 is 3 out of 6.

And probability A = 2 is 1/6.

Now from that, of course, we can figure out the average.

I might as well do that all.

I want to do it slow and easy because.

If we're gonna be working a little bit harder later on.

So here we have different

probabilities of p0 + p1+ p2.

You need the sum of these probabilities.

I call this P0, P1, P2, and this equal probability always equals 1.

But then the average is 0 times P0

plus (1 * p1) + (2 * p2) and so

this is 0/6 + 3/6 + (2 * 1/6

= 2/6) and that comes out to 5/6.

So n = 3, we find out the average value of A is 5/6.

Now, let's try to get more general and

go to higher values of n.

So, But

I might as well Tabulate what we've done so far.

I got 2, 3, 1 here, and the,

and we got an average of 56.

Well, I'm not gonna worry about that right now.

Okay, so what about n equals 4?

N equals 4, we got 24 cases, I'm not gonna write them all out,

but I'll show you schematically what they look like.

Six of the cases start with 1, six start with 2, six start with 3,

six start with 4.

And so, [COUGH] well, okay, so

here it goes 234, 243,

324, 342, 423, 432.

And same way with 2, I've got six things for the guys I've left out.

That's 134, 143, 341, 314,

I did, I should've done it that way.

341, 413, 431, and 3,

it's gonna be same kind of thing, 124, 142.

And for 4, it's gonna be the same as I had before.

123, 132, 213, 231, 312, 321.

So, it's easy to see then if we look at what gets circled that,

here it's just the same as we had before.

We circle this guy, this guy, this guy, and these two guys.

The same pattern, just add a 1 to everything.

The same deal here.

[COUGH] I'm sorry.

3,1 Circled the wrong 1.

1,3,4, yeah, this 4 gets circled, and

then this 4 and these two 4s and this 3.

And so I'm gonna get a circle here and a circle here and a circle here and

a circle here and a circle here, and so that carries over.

Just as we have before.

But also this 1, in circle.

So now, I Pattern

is clear then, the value of A is 010112,

as before, that gets repeated three times.

[COUGH] And then down here, it gets increased by 1,

it's 121223, [COUGH] okay?

So then the idea is then that if we add a new element,

the whole algorithm behaves just as it did before,

except if the maximum happened to occur in the first time,

then we have to bump A by one more.

And, so let's write down then,

P of nk is the number of cases

of within elements where A = k.

And, a p of nk is the probability

that A = k is then Pnk / n factorial.

And I wrote the Pnk here as 231, if I go to n = 4,

how many times do I have a 0 in here?

Well, 2 times 3 is 6, so I get 6 times of getting a 0 in here.

How many times do I get a 1 here?

Well, I get 3 times what I had before, plus these two 1s here.

And so that's coming out to be 11 and I get 6 here and 1.

And so actually you can see the rule that I used to get this line.

I multiplied by 3 and then I add the guy to the left.

So 3 times 3 plus 2 is 11, 1 times 3 plus 3 is six, 0 times 3 plus 1 is 1.

Okay, there we go.

Now, when I work on problems like this,

we can usually go up now higher, we can multiply by four and

add the guy to the left and it looks like this, 24, 35, 10, 1.

I always like to also go backward and

come back to, oops, 11, and 1.

Consider the case n equals 1, and n equals 2.

I don't know, always I catch more when I think of the small k.

Generalizing downward has always been an important part

of my problem strategy, problem solving strategy.

And so actually I started looking at different algorithms,

analyzing them, and fairly often came up with this same pattern of numbers.

These numbers started to become familiar to me.

And then I learned, yeah, a guy named James Sterling had

come up with these numbers already in the 1700s and they're called Sterling Numbers.

And so now,

this was something that didn't appear anywhere in my mathematical education.

I mean it was there and few people knew about Sterling numbers but

it wasn't taught.

At one point people saw some use for it but

then it wasn't used much in engineering during the next century and so on.

So people started to forget about this stuff.

And it was true in general of all this stuff that was going on as I'm analysing

algorithms.

I kept finding that I was focusing in on a kind of

mathematics that I had hardly ever been taught.

But instead I had seen it a few times in puzzles or something like that.

Where the concepts came up but there was

this little part of my math education that had to be amplified, amplified, amplified.

Because it was, I was working on topics that arose,

the discrete kind of topics that arose in studying algorithms were

different from the kind of topics that have been typical in calculus courses and

things that had become mainstream mathematics.

So I found essentially that my math education was

great but it didn't prepare me for analyzing algorithms exactly.

And so as time went on,

I started realizing that there was this other literature out there and

I could start learning more about Sterling and other people.

George Boole actually worked

a lot on this kind of problems.

And so well, I decided to add a new course

to Stanford's curriculum next fall.

So next fall I'm gonna introduce a class called concrete mathematics.

And it should be great, so stick around.

Now, okay, the other thing I wanna mention is that of course,

this a very simple algorithm that we're analyzing, but

the techniques that we're using here are techniques that I use over and

over again in different ways.

And so I realized actually, rather early,

that I would never run out of good problems if I was analyzing algorithms.

I knew that there was a whole

field called queuing theory that a lot of people worked on,

and this was just the analysis of a small, a certain special kind of algorithm.

So if I broaden that and say okay, well, queuing theory was one kind of algorithm,

let me take all the important algorithms of the world and analyze those.

I'll never run out of challenging and fulfilling problems to work on.

And in fact, there's an extra.

Not only is it fun to work on these problems, but also

when I get the answer, there are people out there who appreciate the answer.

So what could be a better way to spend my life?

Okay now, let's then proceed further and take a look at these numbers.

Well.

One of the next steps is to [COUGH] is to think

about these numbers as coefficients of a polynomial.

So let's consider a polynomial, and

I call that it 1 + z, 2 + 3z + z squared,

6 + 11z = 6z squared + z cubed and so on.

Now.

The reason I do this is because I know that the way that I got from one line to

the next was very much like something I do when I'm multiplying polynomials.

Because, if I look at this polynomial,

this turns out to be (1 + z)(2 + z).

And this one turns out to be (1 + z)(2 + z)(3 + z).

Because the rule that I used to get from one line to the next

was multiply this by 3 and shift over.

That's exactly the same like as saying multiply by (3 + z).

So you could guess what this is gonna factor out.

And so now we get a formula then.

Okay, as they said, I've found out that

these numbers were identified,

I mean called Stirling numbers, so it turned out that p of n,

on a k, is called a Stirling number,

and upstairs n, k + 1 downstairs.

So actually, I had a closed formula saying exactly what's the number of

cases that I'm gonna have to change the maximum that many time.

Okay, and I also found out that statisticians knew about his stuff,

but I think the first statistician who first studied this were like 1954,

something like that.

But anyway, they did study what they call a record breakers in sports events.

And so you wanted to say how many times does the lead change, or

something like that.

So starting numbers came up this way and

then the probability pnk is then I have this

formula and this divided by n factorial, somehow explaining it.

Okay now I've got a picture here that you can see to show just

n gets a little bit bigger.

I prepared, oops.

So here's n equals 12.

That's as far as I can compute at the moment

without getting numbers that are too big for my computer, but it

gives typical results that we can imagine.

N equals 12, you see that these are the capital p's here.

And so they get really tiny up here, and close to here looks

like this most of the time, we changed the maximum two times.

So what about when n is a million?

If I'm finding the maximum of a million numbers, I'd like to figure out

how many times the max was gonna change,

but it doesn't look like it's gonna be anywhere near half of a million.

But our next goal is try to figure out the behavior of this thing

as n gets larger and see more about what it is.

So Here

comes a great idea called generating function.

So instead of having the formula written out as a Stirling number and

everything like that, it turns out to be better to have the generating function,

which I want to explain.

But it was (1 + z)(2 + z),

up to n- 1 + z divided by n factorial.

So this is n factorial.

And this is equal to the summation of p of k.

I'm sorry, n, k times z to the k.

So the coefficient of z to the k is this probability that a is equal to k.

And it didn't take long when I was working on it, analyzing algorithms,

to realize that Generating functions were a wonderful way to approach it.

Why is that?

In fact, this was of course discovered 200 years earlier by Lagrange and

so on and Mejean.

But I didn't know it at the time.

From what I had been taught in school, I had my statistics teacher had talked

about something called the characteristic function, which turned out to be the same,

but z was called e to the it or something like that.

I didn't recognize it.

So [COUGH] why are generating functions great?

Well, most times when we're trying to find average values,

we don't know the exact value for p of nk.

We don't have a closed formula for it.

Stirling only invented a certain number of numbers, and

there are many more problems than are known numbers.

But often from the generating function, we can still find out what we need to

know about those numbers because a generating function is one object.

g n of z, while the numbers here are sort of n objects.

And so we have, the generating function is one thing that we can work with and

learn about, and deduce the p.

So, here's the point.

Forget n for a moment,

as long as g of z is equal to p of 0 + p 1 z Into

the square at 0.

Then we know that g of 1

is equal to, we plug in z = 1, and you get the sum of all probabilities.

So this is equal to 1.

Next, let's look at the derivative.

So I take the derivative with respect to z and

I get p1 + 2p2z- 3p3z squared and so on.

That's nice.

Because g'(1) is equal to the mean

of the average of the expected value of this probability.

It's the sum of you know P1+2P2+3P3 that's exactly what we said, that's the average.

So that's the number we want to get.

And while I'm at it I may as well show you the next step.

Because I did say I wanted to get the standard eviation as well.

So this is 2p2- plus 3 times 2 p3 z

and so on, 4 times 3 p4 z.

And so g double prime is gonna

be the sum of k (k- 1) p k, and if I add g double prime.

G double prime, plus g prime,

this is the sum of k squared times Ek.

So, and I might as well go all the way to the next step, then.

And I get the variance of g which is,

the standard deviation squared is

by definition equal to the variance, and this is then g double prime.

1 plus g prime of 1 minus g prime of 1 squared, right?

Either subtract it but this turns out to be the one on quantity

by which we measure deviation form, it's the square of the,

If the average value of the square of difference of a minus its mean.

So that's the indication of how stable

the thing is about the mean value.

Now, the point is it's really easy to calculate the average of

this particular generating function and the reason is that

when we have a product of two generating functions

then the average is just the sum of the two averages.

So here I'm going to show you that, it's so nice.

If we have a generating function g(z) and another generating function h(z).

And so the product of these two is it gives you another set of probabilities and

so if I can simply call this capital G, what the heck.

No, let me take another word.

So capital G(z) is equal to g1(z).

Well g(z) that's okay.

Just like So

It works out that the G(1) = 1.

This is values to 1, this is values to 1.

1 * 1 = 1. So all these probabilities of one

makes some kind of probability.

And furthermore, G prime of z is just G prime of

z h and z not plus G z h file z.

And so G prime of 1 is equal to little g prime of 1.

And h1 is 1, and this one is 1, so

this comes out to h1.

Okay? So the average, so

if we can factor a generating function as a product of other, simpler generating

functions, then to get the mean, we just have to add up the individual ones.

And it turned out the same thing for the variance.

That is, if I take G double prime

+ G prime- G prime squared,

it turns out to be little g prime delta

[INAUDIBLE] + [INAUDIBLE] [SOUND] So

the some of the two variance [SOUND]

it's the sum of the two variance.

So when you factorized it, everything becomes simple.

Now, these are then

give us the answer to our original question and so,

let's see, where was I?

Yeah, so, what do I get for the total my

generating function was 1+z/ 1*2+z/3 and

ended up n-1=z/n each of this is

the generating function by itself and

the average of this one is one-half,

this one is one-third, this one is 1/n.

Right, this is 1.

I mean you could

take the derivative and valuate it at 1, until, one-half, one-third, so on.

And so, the sum of these is the average, except that okay.

So now, here, this turns out,

then, to be the harmonic number minus 1.

The harmonic number, a sub n is defined to be the sum

of the first reciprocal starting with 1 instead of with a hat.

So the answer is then.

Is Hn-1 here.

And the standard deviation works out to be the square

root of Hn minus the second order harmonic number,

which is the sum of the squares of,

like one-half squared plus one-third squared.

1 over n square, so these are the, so there's answers,

the original question saying that the average turns

out to be this harmonic number which then we get to know

is Is very much like the logarithm and if n is a million,

it turns out to be about 13 and a half, so okay.

So that's the, it tells you that we're not going to be

changing the next one very much often in the meantime.

And once again this quantity a sub n,

harmonic number was appearing in zillions of

different algorithms that I was studying.

So even though as I'd been a math student I'd run into some of these reciprocals,

maybe half a dozen times somewhere in my education.

All of a sudden I realized that if I was gonna be analyzing algorithms

I'd not only have to know kind of about hn but

I'd have to know how to calculate the sum of k times h sub k and

I'd have to know how to calculate the sum of hn squared and I had to know all

kinds of things about these numbers hn that I hadn't been taught before.

And that was because the computer applications were telling me this

was a part of mathematics that I really could have learned if it

hadn't faded out of history.

So that's why I'm going to try to teach this course,

conquering math next fall, that brings us into the curriculum.

From a practical point of view now I've analyzed this algorithm.

What does that tell me about?

It wasn't riding a compiler.

Does that tell me something about how to arrange the code?

Well, in the first place, I actually I

already made the first simplification when I presented the algorithm I started out

with k equals n minus 1 instead of starting out with k equals 0.

I could have started out k equals 1 and go up and say k equals n here.

And while I knew that a computer it was easier to test for 0 than to test for n.

And since I'm doing this every time,

I wanted this test to be as simple as I could.

So I already biased that when I wrote the program by

counting downward instead of going up.

But then it also the analysis tells us that almost always we're gonna

come down this branch and hardly ever are we gonna be tripping around in here, so

what the computer can be spending its time going zip, zip,

zip like this all the time.

And so, this will tell us not only that, well we should arrange the programs,

the instructions in memory so that this path is nice, and

the computer goes fast as it can zip on these instructions.

But then I wouldn't have to make a side trip but then we don't really care so

much about what it does to fix up, and even more so,

we can realize that we could double up on this loop, and we could combine

several values of k, we only have to test to see if k is getting small.

Say is k bigger than five or not, and if not the we can do five of these tests

right away without making separate tests each time, and so next summer I'm

gonna be running a project where I want about a dozen volunteers to go through and

see what the programs people are writing at Stanford.

And we're going to scour the waste baskets and look at where we can

get wherever we can and see what people are actually doing in their programs.

And we're gonna analyze how much a compiler could do by we'll

take a look at the bottlenecks in these programs that we find around and

we're going to try to empirically figure out how often we

can make a big improvement over what the compilers do now.

So I'm looking for volunteers for this summer project.

Okay, now, how are we doing on time?

Okay, good.

I, then I guess it would be time for me now to say what's the take away?

Except in 1969, I wouldn't have said that because

that's a modern phrase but anyway, what do we get out of this?

First of all I wanted to show you that by trying to

use mathematics to find quantitative things

about computer programs we add a new dimension to

what we thought we knew before about a program.

Secondly I wanted to show you that the techniques are,

they have some kind of a system to them.

They feed on each other.

You can, each program doesn't have its own special trick.

But these things, it turns out that there's,

that we begin to learn the discrete calculus.

That that was analogous to the infinite

calculus that we've been taught, and

I wanted to show you that it's enjoyable

to psyche out these problems, and so

I believe then that I can safely say that I've got more than enough for

one lifetime's career ahead of me of pleasant

applications that combine traditional mathematics

with efficient use of computers, okay?

Thanks a lot for listening. [LAUGH]

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> Are there any questions?

>> [LAUGH]

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The Democrats Just Don't Get It - Duration: 14:02.

CORPORATE DEMOCRATS BLEW

THIS ELECTION.

HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

THE PROOF IS IN THE

PUDDING.

ALL THE ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS WHO WERE

SUPERDELEGATES, ALMOST ALL OF

THEM BACKED HER.

THEN YOU HAD ALL OF THE SO-CALLED PROGRESSIVE

GROUPS IN WASHINGTON BACK HER,

INCLUDING THIRD WAY.

THIRD WAY IS A CORPORATE DEMOCRAT GROUP.

THEY ARE FUNDED BY MULTINATIONAL

CORPORATE CORPORATIONS.

THEY DON'T MEAN TO DO ANYTHING WRONG,

BUT THEY ARE GUIDED BY CORPORATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO

ECONOMIC PRINCIPLES.

MEANWHILE IF YOU WANT TO DO CORPORATE TAX

REFORM MEANING CUT CORPORATE

TAXES THEY ARE LIKE YES.

SO OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON ALL OF THOSE

LEGISLATIVE ISSUES THEY HAVE BEEN ON THE SIDE OF

MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS, AND

NOT THE DEMOCRATIC VOTERS.

NOW THEY CLAIM WE SHOULD DO AN

ANALYSIS OF WHAT WENT WRONG IN THE ELECTION.

I WILL TELL YOU

WHAT HAPPENED, YOU WENT WRONG.

IF YOU BACK BERNIE SANDERS?

THE

GUY WHO HAD A 12 POINT LEAD ON ELECTION DAY AGAINST DONALD

TRUMP?

HOW DID YOUR CANDIDATE DO?

OH, RIGHT, YOUR CANDIDATE

LOST TO THE MOST UNPOPULAR PERSON THAT HAS EVER RUN FOR

PRESIDENT.

POLITICO EXPLAINS- IT

DRIVES ME CRAZY WHEN THE

ESTABLISHMENT PRESS CALLS THE CORPORATE DEMOCRATS CENTRIST

DEMOCRATS.

THERE IS NOTHING CENTRIST ACCORDING TO THE

POLLING ABOUT A POSITION THAT

SUPPORTS GIANT BANKS AND MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS.

BIG

BUSINESS IS ONE OF THE FEW

THINGS THAT RANKS AS MORE UNPOPULAR IN THE COUNTRY THEN

THE ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA AND

POLITICIANS.

ONE OF THE VERY FEW

THINGS LOWER THAN THEM IS BIG

BUSINESS.

THAT IS NOT A CENTRIST POSITION.

THAT IS CORPORATIST.

POLITICO CONTINUES.

NOW YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT WERE HAPPY

WITH HILLARY CLINTON AND HOW SHE

RAN THE CAMPAIGN.

WHY WOULD WE HAVE YOU GUYS ANALYZE WHAT WENT

WRONG?

THE IDEA THAT THEY ARE GOING TO SPEND $20 MILLION ON

THIS TO AT THE END CONCLUDE ñ WE CAME UP WITH A NEW IDEA, WE

SHOULD ACTUALLY BE MORE

CENTRIST.

IN OTHER WORDS AGREEING WITH CORPORATIONS THEN

WE WILL FRAME IT IN TERMS OF THE

RUST BELT.

THEY WILL BE RIGHT ON THE SOCIAL ISSUES BUT THEN TURN

AROUND AND SAY WELL, THAT MEANS SUPPORT CAR COMPANIES MORE, BUT

CARS USE OIL TO LET SUPPORT THE

OIL COMPANIES A LITTLE BIT MORE.

AND THEN YOU CAN'T FINANCE A CAR

WITHOUT THE BANKS.

THEY WILL NOT, AND LITERALLY SAY WE LOVE

BANKS, BUT THEY WILL USE CODE WORDS LIKE REFORM.

ENTITLEMENT

REFORM, CORPORATE TAX REFORM, WE NEED TO REACH OUT TO AMERICANS

WHO ARE INTERESTED IN JOBS AND HENCE WOULD LIKE TO HELP BIG

BUSINESS.

ON THE OTHER HAND THEY ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE RUINED

ESTATE OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

I LOVE THAT THEY PRETEND AS IF

BERNIE SANDERS HAS BEEN IN

CHARGE OF THE PARTY ALL ALONG.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?

ALTERNATIVE FACTS.

WELL WHO BROUGHT US THAT?

YOU DIDN'T

LISTEN TO SANDERS OR WARNER OR

ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE.

THAT WAS CORPORATE DEMOCRATS, YOU GUYS

RUN THE PARTY.

YOU GUYS HAD YOUR WAY AND THIS IS WHAT IT LED TO.

DESTRUCTION.

THIS IS PART OF THE REASON WHY WE FORMED THE NEW

GROUP CALLED JUSTICE DEMOCRATS.

STEP ASIDE, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.

LET ME TELL YOU MORE BECAUSE THIS IS DEEPLY FRUSTRATING.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAND THE KEYS OVER TO THE GUYS THAT DROVE

US DOWN THE DITCH IN THE FIRST

PLACE?

YOU NAME IT THE COUNTRY IS DEEPLY PROGRESSIVE YET THE

CORPORATE DEMOCRATS LOST ANYWAY.

WHY?

BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO

PEOPLE LIKE THIRD WAY BECAUSE

THEY ARE PAID TO LISTEN TO THEM.

THEY GET JOBS AS LOBBYISTS

AFTERWARDS AND THIRD WAY IS THE

LOBBYIST.

MORE FROM POLITICO.

EXACTLY MY POINT.

WHY WOULD WE

GIVE THE CAR KEYS BACK TO YOU?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BACKED

HILLARY CLINTON AND DESTROYED

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SAID OBAMA SHOULD

BE MORE PRO-CORPORATE AND DO

MORE TRADE DEALS.

AND NOW YOU WILL TELL US HOW THE RUST BELT

STATES VOTED?

I KNOW WHAT YOUR

REPORT IS GOING TO SAY.

SAVE THE $20 MILLION.

YOU THINK THERE IS

SOME CHANCE A THIRD WAY REPORTER WILL SAY IT TURNS OUT THE

BENEFACTORS ARE THE ONES AT

FAULT.

THERE IS A 0% CHANCE THAT'S THE FACT-FINDING MISSION

WILL END UP WITH THE ACTUAL

FACTS.

THERE IS NO CHANCE.

EVERYONE WATCHING THIS,

INCLUDING EVERYONE AT THIRD WAY KNOWS THERE IS NO CHANCE THEY

ARE GOING TO CONCLUDE THAT.

GOD, WHAT WE COULD DO WITH $20

MILLION.

SO POLITICO CONTINUES.

STOP CALLING IT CENTRIST, IT IS

CORPORATIST.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

THEY HAVE ALREADY CONCLUDED

THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO GO IN THAT DIRECTION.

WHO ARE YOU

KIDDING?

NO ONE BUYS THIS CRAP ANYMORE.

THEY CONCLUDED THAT

BEFORE THE REPORT.

I WAS TRYING TO FIND NAMES FIRST, THANKS FOR

VOLUNTEERING TO YOU GUYS LIKE

SCOTT PETERSON IN CHARGE.

AND THEY WILL DO THE SAME EXACT

THING THEY DID BEFORE.

THEY LOST 50% OF THE STATE HOUSES

THAT THEY HAD IT.

RIGHT NOW 69 OUT OF 99 STATE HOUSES ARE IN

REPUBLICAN HANDS.

AND THESE GUYS SAY LET'S DO IT AGAIN HELL NOW.

GET OUT OF THE WAY WE ARE GOING

TO PRIMARY ALL OF THEM.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

RIGHT NOW BERNIE

SANDERS IS SO POPULAR.

HOW DO WE STOP THAT?

WE DON'T WANT THOSE

GUYS ACTUALLY BEING POPULAR.

REMEMBER WE ARE PAID TO LOSE.

DID MY CANDIDATE HILLARY CLINTON

GO GET PAID $26,000 RIGHT BEFORE THE RACE BY GOLDMAN SACHS TO

GIVE THOSE WHO HAVE ITS FEATURES WERE SHE TOLD THEM THEY WERE

RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

FINALLY, JONATHAN PRESIDENT OF THIRD WAY

DOES ACCIDENTALLY TELL US THE

TRUTH.

IT'S FUNNY, THEY CAN'T HELP BUT ADMIT WHAT THEY ARE

ACTUALLY DOING.

THEY WILL SPEND THAT $20 MILLION TO SHAPE THE

DEBATE AS TO WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT LEADER, AND THEY DON'T WANT

IT TO BE BERNIE SANDERS OR ELIZABETH WARREN.

THEY WANT TO

MAKE SURE HEAD OF TIME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK

THEY GOT THE $20

MILLION?

TO THINK THEY GOT $27 AT A TIME?

NO, LOOK AT THEIR

DONORS IS MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION JUST THROUGH AND

THROUGH.

THIRD WAY I HAVE A VERY CLEAR ANSWER FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO

WITH THAT REPORT, LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN

AND SAY WILL WE LISTEN TO

YOU?

HELL NO.

I BELIEVE WE CAN DO IT BERNIE'S WAY, SMALL

DONORS.

LET'S SEE WHO IS LAUGHING AT THE END.

IF WE HAD

THAT KIND OF MONEY

DO YOU

KNOW

HOW MANY OF THOSE CORPORATE

DEMOCRATS WE CAN

THROW OUT OF

OFFICE?

WHY SHOULD WE ACCEPT A CORPORATE DEMOCRAT FROM

CONNECTICUT?

I'M PRETTY SURE HE PROGRESSIVE CAN WIN IN

CONNECTICUT SO GET OUT THE WAY., IN CALIFORNIA HOW CAN WE

POSSIBLY WIN IF WE DON'T RUN A

CORPORATE DEMOCRAT?

I THINK WE HAVE A WAY,

JUSTICEDEMOCRATS.COM.

IF YOU LIKE IT IS A SAD DAY FOR YOU

BECAUSE WE ARE

COMING AFTER YOU FULL SPEED.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, NO

PROBLEM.

WE WILL SEE YOU IN THE

PRIMARIES.

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Mother RUSSIA

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Outlast: Comic Book Issue #2 (Readed) | "I DON'T EAT WHERE I HUNT" - Duration: 22:05.

hey welcome everybody my name is Seleniar

and this is outlets the comic book issue

2 i'm in part to everybody said we call

it the different

well part 2 let's say well the community

the part 1 i'll let you a link so you

can go in see the first part

well I want to do here i want to read it

so actually I don't want to capture the

course sake I should be good I hope

well alright so out let the microphone

accounts part to you have this to get

here look at Chris Walker he so damn

fucked

oh ok we read this before the kids

should be in every comic at first to the

second page but ok

wait alright so we operate the infection

that is remarkably aggressive if you

don't address it immediately he could

lose his vision and likely some drinks

function sure I can do you can just wait

you want to see hold on

how long would I be unconscious 24 hours

on the full sedation probably another 36

of heavy pain medication that soft top

36 hours did you say he let me check

something

okay i don't mind losing some brain

function if it takes memories with it as

good but first I finish my start

look look at his face look at this face

look at this I is so down up

so Michael rehabilitation center

nothing left but gristle and bone help

you enjoyed it

we were under the impression you're

going to tell us about Waylon Park how

he got to peacock when park is the main

character in outlast whistleblower right

i think so

seven peacock of course can i ask how

high your security clearance pretty high

we both of our grade

what should we use saying if I said his

coma

ribbon ribbon excuse me

ah nevermind some peacock is that when

Empire story gets us back to mount

massive what did she wanted with Eska

more ribbon with he did I miss something

in the first part that you already know

ok so this is a a non-muslim employee

this should be wayland is Waylan there

we with we did this right just after

everything ended

or did we I don't know I right into port

security neglect at the Mount massive

charitable Hospital mouth message called

cost-cutting and profit have taken

precedence over safety in a manner which

in dangers often patients both it hard

to imagine conditions continuing in such

a state without the tension from OC h8

as both physical and digital security

measures have been stripped from the

facility's staff has been required to

dot dot dot and it ends

maybe he died by the while writing well

well he sent the message just before to

happen and I never seen private message

complaint human resources about safety

conditions in the hospital

Mary and I was sent to find any

potentially the biggest religious

Avengers dangerous or they turned out to

be false claims official Mike Rawlings

see protect any employee filling a

complaint

unofficially policy extreme pretty nice

presents then my English is not native

one so restored quickly will get breathe

you don't mean killed do not often

sherry nation usually do the trick

not often Oh what do you mean not often

Markov HR for the team and that talk

about all ch4 sha tha I don't know but

to ensure litigation I know a fieldset

where you want the filtrates are my hole

and oh ok all-star looking through the

log but whoever posted a complaint had

covered their tracks

I got curious about what Michaels was so

intent on hiding i'm going to have a

look around and ok she got scanned and

then uses her clear sky and thing 122

feet down

she's just oh yeah interesting on my

right Chris Walker you see this so it is

looking at ya at the class

the regular jenny blair executive vice

president of global puts project

development and your polling click

insurance Education Department don't

stop stop i don't remember us being

introduced you all have been doing some

interesting always I tried to stay

working for so guys you want to have

been doing some interesting work here

when we drop this guy off two months ago

he was human

yes human not so precise determines it

used to be where your partner he doesn't

have the clearance to be down here

you're going to want to make sure you

understand then how important it is

we weed weed out any employees who

aren't just relax Billy ok so

Oh Billy been so this is the chamber 122

feet down

I'm i remember true believers see

anything interesting

normal Hospital stuff that's hard i say

we start with IT thank you well and I

let you know as soon as we're done

thanks for taking the time mrs. half how

soon are you expecting

she's just gross click you never asked

it's okay i'm six months along

you had about a question about on the

email system email with sensor or not

honorbound to several and indexes 7 i'm

sure you can imagine my crafts rigors

setting digital security anybody with

access to the Deep Web deep work

alright deep web resources would have to

be from corporate who runs corporate for

mount massive I thought with the head of

biz dev development week treasure

fragment so I forgot hope how you spell

it

damn it hey I'm happy to help I'm a team

player I want you guys on Team Rick you

guys want coffee or some kind of fancy

walk drink against it because i'm

returning on my mother's side i'm going

to have a coffee

yeah they need to be a body and bring us

some coffee

Thank this a trigger right trigger

is this the guy who cut our fingers

looks

human but its complaint IT saying I it

would have to come from corporate

corporate from the lighting corpus also

those of course because the corporation

is the body and any weaknesses i wanted

body that must be sponge that off this

was a really nonsense which you you said

just waste your time and change the

subject

cauterized if necessary I couldn't agree

more

well you certainly look like you know

how to care of your body how to take

care of it

yep XD on topic of course let me ask you

this how anybody in my department make

money sending bugly tricking emails

about my department performing poorly

how much you cut the security budget and

nothing that is thanks to our security I

mean don't get me wrong I never metadata

I don't like my job is minimizing

expense i'm sure you can you too can

relate grow more

she said don't we resolve this guy's

face is too much just like shit but

sometimes you gotta make cuts i create

cuts nice trade sometimes he you you

gotta make cuts

Jesus great i create efficiencies that

makes us all suffer security changes

with the time is money will always be

money in this guy's 30 is hopeful shit

and and hopeful you know the game there

damn our coffee thank you dear

he's taking this well what I'm not

thinking pregnant

I'm sorry I'm oh god damn it mr. Traeger

forgive me for being forward but I've

never been to this part of colorado

before and I love somebody to show me

around to saying you have dinner with me

tonight

look at that face

look at that face

I put up with that smug ass off for

three courses in a bottle of wine

oh and that he said buddy don't go to

medical school doctors on the wrong side

of litigation of course he was right

I've stood more before you find invited

me back to his place

I turned down cocaine so he offers me a

scotch is an I'll a 27 years old a gift

from the head of my cock of global human

resources

how many fingers

really

you mentioned you have a wine cellar I

wouldn't mind something red

finally I bought myself a chance to

snoop

I thought he is internet password is 30

of his coke stash

oh he's the magazine and the conflict

for an abortion clinic a man is a

boarding

a shadow gebo 1153 Aldric delivers every

time

can I ask if you have a girlfriend 20

minutes go by and he never makes away

I'm afraid not i'm a team of one that

they say 30 minutes go by never he never

makes a move I think he was getting off

just hearing myself talk himself and

then I recognize that better under taste

son-of-a-bitch been gone out and shot

him ended will shut it you want to

finish my drink for me honey

mmm coffee no really

and in the water wind drink it or lose

your balls

I don't care moon now sleep

what is it that following the ring my

parent calling hold on I need you to

pick me up

who me holy shit are you okay I'm gonna

be after i take some cocaine

because i like it so much this is not in

the script ok I'm great and that asshole

slipping and don't worry about it in my

phone this abortion clinic password so

let's go talk to the pregnant lady and

tell you all about it in the car

ding-dong ding-dong

how do i read this thing i see i saw

that lady once hmm

you're the leak aren't you the baby's

triggers he said he'd have me fired if i

didn't get involved with get rid of it

and if I tell anybody at michaels once

what he's doing

I'm breaking my non-disclosure agreement

so I get fired

I don't have any savings i can't afford

a baby if I don't have this job I needed

some way he would get fired or

transferred I just I just and now human

resources so they are the statement i

don't know i think it's fire everybody

make make it clear but Mary always was a

cream puff

she were we worked out a severance

package from michelle in exchange for

herself system when inquired temporarily

took her position

I don't even know why I'm wearing the

headphones because I don't fucking that

sound but i just realized this after

like 15 minutes of talk of reading and

she told them everything human resources

shredded all record but I like to keep

my headphones on day at the milk they

make me feel better human

oh my god ok

thats is not looking good destroy her

security clearance she was done which

I'd count as a blessing will have her

baby lying bitches all of them

you too late Rick they know everything

you can't prove anything

you can't and he's saying go into the

scissors and you don't have proof and

this is it goes into her belly

ok and now click save her from him and

tries to kill Emma and stabbing

everybody and and the glam slam dunk

oh shit ok and we take the scissors and

here he's here goes into the shredder

and yes he's here goes by is gone three

right you got correct

I think it's good to find moments of

pledging or what

what about the baby yeah there's the rub

together stabilizing to her to a real

Hospital down the hospital she's not

pregnant

never would and mouth we get to know

everything

it was a sec world romatic pregnant and

she was not she wasn't the only one

okay so she feels like she's pregnant

but she's not one in three women the

mouth massive security was distressing

fountain centers of finance your side

effect of the experiments in the

basement of course it's obviously a huge

education with every woman this facility

would have grounds for most

million-dollar suit

we have to shut it down and not around

until let me interrupt you

SQL robot what could you excuse us

Marion Marione we have to discuss

something about your clear wife always

gone

Jeremy players showed me the projected

profits for project waterway it was

mind-boggling

yeah okay

phenomenal lips all female employees

were assigned to other facilities the

experiment continues I was the last

month the building there was one last

thing I had to see before i left

oh my god and now it's not my fault

don't put me and you can't you come you

can't i'm a Markov executive and one of

you please i'm not a bad god it's not my

fold their soft yet you're going to that

of course it's not your fault week

you're not evil

you're sick and we're going to make you

better

oh and now the world is creating itself

but it's not it's not Billy two-week

very confused

I mean I cannot compare to the game with

the the comic no well you have anything

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For more infomation >> Outlast: Comic Book Issue #2 (Readed) | "I DON'T EAT WHERE I HUNT" - Duration: 22:05.

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Finns don't smile - Second semifinal - Susanna Medeiros vs Asal Bargh - Duration: 5:53.

It's time to put the Finnish myth to the test.

Are we Finns really as grumpy as we think?

We have chosen 8 representatives of Finnish expressionlessness

whose blank appearances will be tested under extreme circumstances.

Juron Jäljillä is a kind of a...well...a game

where the rules are simple:

put your best frowny face on, or go home with tail between your legs.

Two sourfaces enter, only one sourface leaves...to battle another day.

Is Finland really the promised land of humourlessness...

...and who is the most Finnish of them all

This is JURON JÄLJILLÄ

the challenge of genuine Finnishness!

It's time for the second semifinal

where two super-surfaces get to challenge each other!

Fist semifinalist is Susanna.

What are your thoughts about your opponent?

I can tell you already that Asal will be a tough competition!

She rarely shows any emotions whatsoever!

...maybe it's natural for her...

...to be completely emotionless.

...and cold hearted.

Looks like there is no love lost between these two ladies.

So the second semifinalist is our very own merrymaker Asal.

Asal, what do you think about your chances to win this competition?

Well Susanna has no chances of winning anything.

She just keeps on laughing all the time...

I have no idea what's so funny, but it's a good thing she's having a laugh.

I don't know what my tactic is because she is so hard to read!

Maybe I'll try to distract her.

No need to distract her now when the member of jury is...

...ummmm...

...well...he is doing something.

This scientist guy was jiggling kinda strangely.

It was difficult to understand what he really wanted us to do.

I couldn't figure out that myself either...

Thankfully I'm such a smartypants I eventually got it!

Oh that's good. Please share that info!

I thought that MUST be a joke.

Not even a muscle moved in my face the whole day!

Nope, nothing moved.

Susanna, how did Asal do?

It wasn't a very natural dance for her.

Maybe if we had to dance face-to-face with our front parts touching...maybe that would have suited her better...

Oh, I get it!

Asal, was Susanna like Miley Cyrus?

Well Susanna looked like an overweight girl...

...who is very confident!

A girl who is twerking away and thinks she looks good..

...even though in reality she looks awful.

Face all red and wearing a costume like that and...

I think that sounds like fun!

But obviously you didn't laugh. At all.

All righty then, let's move along! The costume sure looks comfortable!

Now that we got to wear our OWN clothes, I was feeling way more comfortable

I almost didn't recognise you there without your bunny costumes!

I've once worn a Playboy bunny outfit...

...but nothing like that realistic bunny outfit we wore...

...nothing that covers every inch of my body.

I sure could wear that and go to a night club...or something!

...do the bunny-dance!

It could get mighty hot doing that

Let's see how the girls perform the Finnish National Anthem with their helium-voices!

It wasn't funny whatsoever!

I mean come on...wearing your home clothes...

...letting the little fish ticket your feet...

...and then sing something.

Oh it wasn't funny was it? LIAR!

The helium doesn't really effect my voice at all

I think I'm immune to it!

Asal doesn't seem to be immune to it!

When Susanna started singing...

I couldn't stop laughing because she sounded so funny and...

Alright, calm down ladies, this is a very serious experiment.

So stop fooling around!

Next on the menu...me and Asal had some dinner.

Asal, stop playing with your food!

Asal sure had no dinnertable manners at all!

I don't know if she eats like that at home?!

But I sure as hell am not having dinner with her ever again!

That might be a good idea!

But if for some reason you happen to change your mind...

...please let us know when to be there, it looked HILARIOUS!

Susanna was laughing around the entire time!

And she was having fun and everything was funny and...

Asal, come on, stop acting up!

One thing I will never forget is that they served water!

It tasted strange. I'm not used to drinking water!

So that was the reason it isn't go so well Susanna?

And that's the way the cookie crumbles...Asal won. Again.

What was your tactic?

When I was a model we always had to smile in the photos...

...and when you're representing you always have to smile...

So I am quite bored with it.

I've loved not having to smile after that!

I think that was my strength!

I have no energy to smile or laugh or even look happy!

Maybe she just got lucky!

OR maybe she laughed less than you!

I was WAY better!

Yeah, right.

I think the jury might have been biased!

Might be..or then not.

Anywho, the lady who is going to the final is Asal

and there she will compete against the happiest man in Finland, Harri Olli!

Don't forget to watch...this is...

JURON JÄLJILLÄ!

For more infomation >> Finns don't smile - Second semifinal - Susanna Medeiros vs Asal Bargh - Duration: 5:53.

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